0:00 Mario galaxy 3:47 Silent hill origins 7:02 Crysis 10:18 The Witcher 13:47 Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles 17:27 Call of Duty 4 21:01 Simcity Society 24:13 Yahtzee Goes To GDC 29:12 Uncharted Drakes Fortune 32:44 Devil May Cry 4 36:38 Burnout Paradise 40:17 Turok 43:43 Zack & Wiki 47:01 Army Of Two 50:25 No More Heroes 53:50 Condemned 2 57:51 Super Smash Bros Brawl 1:01:40 God Of War Chains Of Olympus 1:05:00 Mailbag Showdown 1:09:08 Grand Theft Auto 4 1:13:04 Painkiller 1:16:38 The World Ends With You 1:20:21 Oblivion 1:24:28 Haze 1:27:41 Metal Gear Solid 4 1:31:36 WebComics 1:35:25 Lego Indiana Jones 1:39:20 Alone In The Dark 1:43:34 Age Of Connan 1:47:39 The E3 Trailer Park 1:51:43 Ninja Gaiden 2 1:55:39 Prince Of Persia Retrospective 2:00:04 SoulCaliber 4 2:04:11 Braid 2:08:01 Eve Online 2:12:03 Too Human 2:16:08 Spore 2:20:01 XBLA Double Bill (bionic Commander rearmed & Castle Crashers) 2:24:08 Mercanaries 2 2:28:18 Star Wars:Force Unleashed 2:32:33 S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Sky 2:36:42 Silent Hill HomeComing 2:41:11 Saints Row 2 2:45:17 Dead Space 2:49:20 Fable 2 2:54:00 Fallout 3 2:57:40 Guitar Hero world 3:01:38 Mirrors Edge 3:05:30 Left 4 Dead 3:09:10 Sonic Unleashed 3:13:38 Prince Of Persia
I will say that the "I think Hitler was right!" line is immediately undercut by the end credits line saying "Doesn't think Hitler was right." or something to that effect. So you could make the argument that The Escapist cut that joke out knowing that the end credits wouldn't be there to confirm it as a joke. I think it's pretty obviously a joke without confirmation but if even Yahtzee included clarification in the end credits, then maybe it does need to be there. As for the other censorship, I don't have any excuses for that.
The irony that Mario Galaxy's ending was kinda confusing, the Universe was going to be eaten by a black hole but it's stopped by Rosalina, but then... erm it was a dream I guess?
2020, topping 2007 as the year of the shut-in. Also, Army of Two - while not particularly innovate - was actually super freakin' fun. With a partner. Which is a massive caveat but the weapon pimping actually has some in-game mechanical effects, there's cool "your choices lead to this result" when you make them sections (which I enjoy), and the game can be pretty difficult sometimes. Often when you fail to manage the "attention meter" thing it uses, because the air rapidly becomes bullets once all attention is solely on you. Man...his treatise on pessimism is something I wish I had watched far sooner. Double-mint so because I liked Fallout 3 the first time I played it and then I look at it in regards to its larger history and realized it was pretty ineptly made, but with spirit. Then I foolishly got hopeful for the improvement possibility in 4, went all sorts of crazy, and bought a liquid lead enemy from the dick of my worst enemy - delivered orally. Holy fuck, if I wasn't bitter and pessimistic before that did it but I'd have loved to really get and eat this forewarning years prior. Hindsight, though...
@@mischiefcalthey likely made a ContentID claim against it. When that happens, TH-cam puts ads on the video with the claim on it and the profits go to the claimant.
4:10 Um, excuse me, but i find this offensive! Invader Zim fanfic is primarily written by fangirls thirsty for freaky alien biology sexual escapades, not lonely incels!
and now in 2019 Smash bros genuinley thinks its anything more than a Version of Mario Party with More violence and less Ruined friendships and that anyone who plays it competitively is anything more than a sad sick twisted bunch of idiots
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0:00 Mario galaxy
3:47 Silent hill origins
7:02 Crysis
10:18 The Witcher
13:47 Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles
17:27 Call of Duty 4
21:01 Simcity Society
24:13 Yahtzee Goes To GDC
29:12 Uncharted Drakes Fortune
32:44 Devil May Cry 4
36:38 Burnout Paradise
40:17 Turok
43:43 Zack & Wiki
47:01 Army Of Two
50:25 No More Heroes
53:50 Condemned 2
57:51 Super Smash Bros Brawl
1:01:40 God Of War Chains Of Olympus
1:05:00 Mailbag Showdown
1:09:08 Grand Theft Auto 4
1:13:04 Painkiller
1:16:38 The World Ends With You
1:20:21 Oblivion
1:24:28 Haze
1:27:41 Metal Gear Solid 4
1:31:36 WebComics
1:35:25 Lego Indiana Jones
1:39:20 Alone In The Dark
1:43:34 Age Of Connan
1:47:39 The E3 Trailer Park
1:51:43 Ninja Gaiden 2
1:55:39 Prince Of Persia Retrospective
2:00:04 SoulCaliber 4
2:04:11 Braid
2:08:01 Eve Online
2:12:03 Too Human
2:16:08 Spore
2:20:01 XBLA Double Bill (bionic Commander rearmed & Castle Crashers)
2:24:08 Mercanaries 2
2:28:18 Star Wars:Force Unleashed
2:32:33 S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Sky
2:36:42 Silent Hill HomeComing
2:41:11 Saints Row 2
2:45:17 Dead Space
2:49:20 Fable 2
2:54:00 Fallout 3
2:57:40 Guitar Hero world
3:01:38 Mirrors Edge
3:05:30 Left 4 Dead
3:09:10 Sonic Unleashed
3:13:38 Prince Of Persia
The double clap oi woke me up
I feel like this would please Yahtzee, the bastard.
jesus I was listening to this in the background and 1:50:23 made me nearly jump out of my seat.
Thank you for the re upload ^^, I've watched enough zp to hate that intro song . where I would watch from escapist they are horrible for adverts
Yo, they monetized the SHIT out of this vid.
Escapist got monetization rights from youtube... So now instead of 0 ads... Thrte are.... 20?
Hey man, the Escapist uploaded this on their YT channel but they censored all the Hitler references. What the hell?!
Seriously!?!? WTF indeed
Even Yahtzee cant do everything. PC Culture ya know.
I will say that the "I think Hitler was right!" line is immediately undercut by the end credits line saying "Doesn't think Hitler was right." or something to that effect. So you could make the argument that The Escapist cut that joke out knowing that the end credits wouldn't be there to confirm it as a joke. I think it's pretty obviously a joke without confirmation but if even Yahtzee included clarification in the end credits, then maybe it does need to be there. As for the other censorship, I don't have any excuses for that.
@@teamgeist3328 what the fuck
I better download a backup of the old stuff
They didn't just censor jokes, they removed entire episodes. This video is like 25 minutes longer than the escapist one or something like that
The irony that Mario Galaxy's ending was kinda confusing, the Universe was going to be eaten by a black hole but it's stopped by Rosalina, but then... erm it was a dream I guess?
No, the galaxy was devoured, but due to the lumas, it was reborn without any casualties
@@tahutoa oh, makes sense.
11:08 so thats where that meme came from
I thought Prince of Persia:Warrior Within was fucking great! The story line was really interesting and THE DAHAKA-GREAT chase-like sequences!
51:42 That cat is shockingly adorable
4:09 that's him over on the right
Please keep these up you legend
1:34:15 Woah, a reference to loss even makes it into Zero Punctuation.
1:34:11 Is this Loss?
1:50:23 Damn that startled me
2020, topping 2007 as the year of the shut-in.
Also, Army of Two - while not particularly innovate - was actually super freakin' fun. With a partner. Which is a massive caveat but the weapon pimping actually has some in-game mechanical effects, there's cool "your choices lead to this result" when you make them sections (which I enjoy), and the game can be pretty difficult sometimes. Often when you fail to manage the "attention meter" thing it uses, because the air rapidly becomes bullets once all attention is solely on you.
Man...his treatise on pessimism is something I wish I had watched far sooner. Double-mint so because I liked Fallout 3 the first time I played it and then I look at it in regards to its larger history and realized it was pretty ineptly made, but with spirit. Then I foolishly got hopeful for the improvement possibility in 4, went all sorts of crazy, and bought a liquid lead enemy from the dick of my worst enemy - delivered orally. Holy fuck, if I wasn't bitter and pessimistic before that did it but I'd have loved to really get and eat this forewarning years prior. Hindsight, though...
Thank you!!!!!!!!!
thank you
Damn how did escapist miss a bunch of reviews like Super Mario Galaxy, Army of Two, Modern Warfare,
"Blimey-a"
Thanks man love me some ZP
It's just me or escapist magazine limits his intelligence and vocal diarrhea more and more year after year ...
Where the hell did all these ads come from?
TH-cam being out of this world douchebags
The escapist got monetization rights to the video... So now a billion ads...
@@mowinckel10 this comment is almost able to eat solid foods but what were you on about this isn't their channel
@@mischiefcalthey likely made a ContentID claim against it. When that happens, TH-cam puts ads on the video with the claim on it and the profits go to the claimant.
4:10 Um, excuse me, but i find this offensive!
Invader Zim fanfic is primarily written by fangirls thirsty for freaky alien biology sexual escapades, not lonely incels!
and now in 2019 Smash bros genuinley thinks its anything more than a Version of Mario Party with More violence and less Ruined friendships and that anyone who plays it competitively is anything more than a sad sick twisted bunch of idiots
This is the only place to watch the simcity societies review at 21:00
Omfg
Well the Escapist found these
They put tons of commercials in it too
Wonder if they fucking censored these too-
Can’t have nice things!
What the hell was that thing? Get back to the regular black and white shapes with yellow screen >: (
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck-
Escapist........
Really!?!?
1:34:20 When i first saw this, i thought it was a joke
Too many ads man, cant sleep with this. Appreciate the work you put in but even just a slight reduction would help!
Uploader has no control over it sadly. Escapist put them there
What time in the video is the thumbnail from?
7:36, Crysis review.
Yatzhee agreeing with Hitler was my favorite part! Man I miss the good old days when people weren't so easily offended.
16:40 😂
Silent hill downpour monsters aren't that hard to kill,its just the good o'l Git Gud argument.
So. Many. Fucking. Ads.
"Stale meme" is a hilariously appropriate description of Yahtzee.
The bleeping shit is annoying. -1000
Can you make a 2009 compilation
edit: i found it