DSP Disaster Stream, Insulting Viewers, No Support for Dragon's Dogma 2 & Rant at the End of Stream

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  • @BenHeckHacks
    @BenHeckHacks 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    "Let's say you have a sandwich shop, and it's failing. And when a customer finally comes, you swear at them and call them a moron"

  • @alpaca_picnic
    @alpaca_picnic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +419

    who tf seriously watches this guy? what a miserable stream

    • @veezuhlife
      @veezuhlife 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      rpg’d out dood

    • @creeker124
      @creeker124 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      99% hate watchers but I've tried hate watching his streams live and theyre just too dull, I can't do it. I think people who hate watch may be just as dented as the dents

    • @d3parturee
      @d3parturee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@veezuhlife how in the world are you here in the detractorsphere 😹

    • @93FilmsandMedia
      @93FilmsandMedia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He has a miserable life. 😂

    • @Silenthilldude87
      @Silenthilldude87 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It's not him doode, it's the stupid games that are boring. He's the best streamer alive like real tawlk!

  • @BagKingBrian
    @BagKingBrian 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +305

    How are he and Kat supposed to afford Doordash for breakfast, lunch, and dinner with a measly 7 dollars in tips. Hopefully his dents step up to fill the void

    • @noahboat580
      @noahboat580 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      All those doordash stories on his fake podcast along with his verbal-punishing personality explains kat's stature

    • @AstroWilliamss
      @AstroWilliamss 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Dave definitely has *Leave at door” option enabled on skip the dishes to avoid human interaction

    • @Silenthilldude87
      @Silenthilldude87 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Disability checks probably hit this week, so they will contribute like they always do.

    • @samgoff5289
      @samgoff5289 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      For real how can people expect Dave to pay his own bills with no support? That isn’t fair everyone enjoys the life changing meaningful content and need to step up with support

    • @SrCarlo20
      @SrCarlo20 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Fr so sad, I wonder what makes people not drop a 100 dollar tip on the people's streamer, DSP😢

  • @bobsmith5088
    @bobsmith5088 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +328

    >put ridiculous restrictions before you are allowed to chat
    >ban anyone who does make it through those restrictions
    >complain that you only have 4 chatters
    😂

    • @veezuhlife
      @veezuhlife 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      he is so unself aware

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      This is why Phil has been a failure for over a decade.

    • @RP-dy5mu
      @RP-dy5mu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And people chilling and talking to each other is a great way to build a community. The idiot does not understand how blessed he is to have the following he does. All he needs to do is be a decent human and let them enjoy their time. Plus he doesn't enjoy the game anyway so why does he insist people only talk about the game? It'd do him some good to just talk about life with his dents. Then again, his dents probably don't have the most enjoyable life...

    • @egghgfe6116
      @egghgfe6116 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      even the dents get banned when they give him "wrong" suggestions lol

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      he is incredibly insecure

  • @mdouet
    @mdouet 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Game is so realistic, they invited DSP to a party and no one showed up, lol.

  • @fizzilgig1993
    @fizzilgig1993 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    He's so ridiculous. If the game doesn't tell him EXACTLY what to do, its stupid. What a fucking regard.

    • @Silenthilldude87
      @Silenthilldude87 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He doesn't have critical thinking skills even to play a game. What a sad piece of a human.

    • @FKATorp
      @FKATorp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      He chose the wrong game to play if he wants hand holding. Though I guess he expected chat to tell him how to do everything.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      DarkSydeBeggard

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The terrifying thing is AAA devs think there is an entire audience of DSPs they should cater to. They literally have used his footage before in these meetings

    • @afairchance
      @afairchance 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His legacy has been nothing but a detrament to anything he touches

  • @dorkasaurus_rex
    @dorkasaurus_rex 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    He literally only alternates between complaining about the game or not getting enough money, and insulting viewers. That's it. His only two moods.

  • @Montbtw
    @Montbtw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +303

    This dude is SOOOOOO weird when it comes to anything that involves sex. It's genuinely embarrassing how uncomfortable he gets lol

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      He's so avoidant of any female interaction that BG3 "forced" him into getting married to Halsin, the male bear druid. Even the games know how deep in the closet he is.

    • @Onii-chan899
      @Onii-chan899 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Its especially weird when you compare it to how excited he gets talking about poop, dicks, balls and ass

    • @lobo2367
      @lobo2367 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's 100% gay

    • @DarknessXxMaster
      @DarknessXxMaster 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      At this point, the 40+ year old virgin just needs to shut up about things he doesn't understand but won't

    • @fizzilgig1993
      @fizzilgig1993 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "I don't need to get 4.000 STDs from being in here"....What? But he found a chest at the back door.....he's so transparent.

  • @quake2blog
    @quake2blog 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Keep in mind that the viewer just asked "What did the game do wrong?" No insults or anything and that is how he was treated, also he was immediately banned just because of this...

  • @TheSlashd0t
    @TheSlashd0t 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    My god, how much Stockholm Syndrome do his 'fans' have? He's only talking down to and outright insulting them... And he is still getting money (however small) for it!

    • @TJ-bu2mq
      @TJ-bu2mq 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Eternal Napalm is the last of the old guard. Phil lost everyone else.

    • @Sharkmane25
      @Sharkmane25 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And today for this hissy fit he’s gonna get 200 bucks just watch

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they have a fetish

    • @AyeThatsHandsomePete
      @AyeThatsHandsomePete 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They’re not all there mentally. Look up some of his dents sometime.

  • @UKRobs
    @UKRobs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    the absolute meltdown over the sundial message is insane.

    • @selfawaredrew
      @selfawaredrew 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ikr, a simple no would have been fine 😂

  • @Elintasokas
    @Elintasokas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Every time sex gets hinted at, he gets awkward as hell, like a claustrophobe stuck in a box desperately trying to escape. What's wrong with this guy?

    • @sonsofkojimarip
      @sonsofkojimarip 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🌈 🌈 🌈 or maybe his gout ridden aunt diddled him

  • @sas6384
    @sas6384 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    >Terrible gameplay
    >Attacks his own chat
    >Trashes the game
    >”Why aren’t I getting any donations????”

  • @superdog619
    @superdog619 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    the amount of entitlement he believes he has to tips is amazing

    • @veezuhlife
      @veezuhlife 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      dood, its an ahbservashun

    • @vahlok1426
      @vahlok1426 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "Its not about the money, dood!" - unironically DSP

    • @ArsynZ
      @ArsynZ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "I played video games... you owe me money!"

    • @EvilToaster77
      @EvilToaster77 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Bugged support mechanics dood, I've got bills to pay guys and I'm not sure I'm going to able to make it through this month!

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    "Why am I taking damage" he said while standing in fire.

  • @havyn88
    @havyn88 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    I'm pretty convinced that he has a deep seated trauma of consistently wearing dunce caps when he was young.

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    I love when piggy looks stressed after a slow stream and starts trying to come up with excuses. He will never admit it’s him being a horrible streamer and person. Keep yelling at your dents Phil I’m sure that will get tips rolling in

    • @Silenthilldude87
      @Silenthilldude87 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Blame it on RPG overload. If his dents had money to keep tipping BG3 for months they are basically withholding money with these trash games. Funny actually, that DSP regardless of everything is being played like a fiddle by his few dents and it's hilarious!

    • @richardmcgowan1651
      @richardmcgowan1651 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No WWE Champion rolls tonight.

    • @BooktownBoy
      @BooktownBoy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hmmm, if I play fighting games no one tips. If I play RPGs no one tips...if I react, no one tips. Hmmm what on earth could the problem be?!

  • @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS
    @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    'go to the ball between midnight and dawn' - Game says. DSP 'the game doesnt tell you when to go there its broken~!!'

  • @alfgart
    @alfgart 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    What's his pawn ID?? I have tons of rotten scrags and fish I want to get rid off

    • @DoctorKarkand
      @DoctorKarkand 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Do you have 60 skulls?

    • @torkhi6349
      @torkhi6349 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i have a bunch of counterfeit ferrystones (ferristones)

    • @RyzzeRose
      @RyzzeRose 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@torkhi6349gimme
      That shit

  • @MrDewie
    @MrDewie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    $7 dollar streams are great! Can almost get a big mac for fat horse

  • @Doge-bz3vj
    @Doge-bz3vj 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    The door man would tell him that there were no masquerades that day if he asked and all he had to do was to rest for a day

    • @pablopablo4567
      @pablopablo4567 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Knew it lmfao

    • @joeg7428
      @joeg7428 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      hilarious.

    • @xpurplethighs7596
      @xpurplethighs7596 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      How was he supposed to know that DOOD, the game didn't tell him!

    • @Atarius
      @Atarius 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He tries to brute force everything. "Go to a party? Okay, surely whenever i decide to showup it'll be going on."
      I wonder how many quests he'll fail or miss out on if he legit kept waiting around and going at the wrong time day after day. One of the hallmarks of Dragon's Dogma was that NPC's often times won't wait around for the 'hero' to showup.

    • @hillarybanks92
      @hillarybanks92 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like how he thought the empty room is a party 😂

  • @JoelElTractor
    @JoelElTractor 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    Another SCORN-style begment rant 😂😂😂

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Recurring more and more frequently, lately.

  • @EmanS117
    @EmanS117 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    1:39 I feel like Phil's been in this position before, everyone being invited to a party but when he asks for the address so he can go they give him a random address because no one wants to be around him 🤣

  • @ruminating1596
    @ruminating1596 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I think this rage comes from him sitting up at night reading comments on his videos and twitter. He then sees a collective majority call him slow, stupid, or a dunce and he gets triggered. Since he's on his own and can't "admit" he reads comments at night, he holds it in. He then waits for someone to say something slick during his live chat just to unload on them like in this video. This dude is absolutely pathetic.

    • @CrashKazooie
      @CrashKazooie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Definitely - remember he manually approves every TH-cam comment so he has to read every single one

  • @CarlBriggs861
    @CarlBriggs861 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Phil said he loved the first Dragons Dogma. This game plays exactly like the first yet he hates it.
    Maybe the reason he liked the first game is because he was still swimming in money back then and had an army of dents giving him their high level pawns to cheese the game…

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He also grinded to make the whole playthrough mindless

    • @DoctorKarkand
      @DoctorKarkand 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Guess what, he didn't really like the first one either.

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DoctorKarkand did you watch the playthrough?

    • @DoctorKarkand
      @DoctorKarkand 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@hemogoblin69 I watched the TIHYP. He kept his character very heavy or overburdened and complained about dumb stuff as always.

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DoctorKarkand imo he seemed to like it overall. Complaining is just part of any experience for him

  • @Charlie-zf1rg
    @Charlie-zf1rg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Abuses people who tip and continually shits on the game he's playing then goes shocked Pikachu when nobody tips

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I like how he keeps blaming too many RPGs when really its just Dave feeling the pressure of his dents not having as much disposable income due to the economy.

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What are you talking about ? Phil told me that inflation isn't real and there's nothing wrong with the economy.

    • @TheDrizzle56
      @TheDrizzle56 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bans anyone who dares go against what he says and then wonders why chat is dead

  • @Hoscue
    @Hoscue 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    What you had for lunch one day in 2011 is the same exact thing as a mechanic in a 50 hour playthrough game you finished. Brilliant comparison.

  • @SaintFent
    @SaintFent 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    That giant turd was basically DSP’s entire gaming career summed up.

  • @355scaper
    @355scaper 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This is why the god of war ragnarok devs used him as an example of needing to dumb gameplay down

  • @ourboyhemingway
    @ourboyhemingway 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Step it ups dents, don’t you want to see him put on a tie? Wouldn’t that be meaningful?

    • @Atarius
      @Atarius 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At what point does he just go to OnlyFans?

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not very meaningful if you ask me, but it is robust.

  • @dangilbertson592
    @dangilbertson592 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Someone's panicking about not having enough disposable income for gacha gambling

  • @MotherRat-ii6ji
    @MotherRat-ii6ji 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    5:51 he's like worried if he has sex in the game it counts as cheating on khet or something lol..

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's exactly what it is

    • @SupremeCaptainHWD
      @SupremeCaptainHWD 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I'm not sure it's that, I think it's the opposite. If he acknowledges it's okay to do romance stuff in games it means he is saying Kat can do that too and that's what he is afraid of.

    • @CFronTV
      @CFronTV 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      his life is entirely online and the only “people” he interacts with outside of her(if he even interacts with her) are NPCs in games, his brain has wired into thinking that exactly. that’s how much of a loser he is lmfao

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    I'm so sick of his rpg scapegoat. No one has ever had this mythical "RPG overload" he loves to boast about. It's all you, Phil. Nothing else. Also, not everyone plays every single game so half assed like you do. You've boxed yourself into this stupid mentality of having to play every single game release.

    • @phattyfresh
      @phattyfresh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      He *has* to come up with something to blame since he never does anything wrong. He’s going to blame “rpg overload” for the next year

    • @Hoscue
      @Hoscue 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      He doesn't realize RPGs don't work because he's as interesting as a brick. Personality and interactivity carry RPGs, he's got neither.

    • @TheNonEdibleCheese
      @TheNonEdibleCheese 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I watched Luality do multiple playthroughs of BG3, and she always had great support. Then again, she's entertaining.

    • @michaelofthefives
      @michaelofthefives 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He plays so many new games because he thinks one of them will be a big hit, so he’s scared of missing out.

    • @c4bb4g3
      @c4bb4g3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@michaelofthefivesAnd the main one that was a hit for him was a game he hated with every fiber of his being. Chef kisses all around.

  • @Angrymonkey2489
    @Angrymonkey2489 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Use the tie as a noose.

  • @aluyie9958
    @aluyie9958 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Wow, 7 bucks? Did his dents not yet receive their disability checks?

  • @maddcatzsminions3493
    @maddcatzsminions3493 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    He needs his hand held children

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Haha, nah, not even children would want this much help through a game; they would want to challenge themselves

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    it’s honestly embarrassing how uncomfortable he gets about sex. this dude is so weird. even baldur’s gate 3 predicted phil being deep in the closet

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      FF16 says hello. Phil can't stand Benedickta and Jill. XD

    • @liltiachan9694
      @liltiachan9694 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      FF 16 force him to watch females,nothing he can do dood

    • @liltiachan9694
      @liltiachan9694 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dont forget they are nude as well 😢 poor piggy

  • @Athrun82
    @Athrun82 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Just 2 days of work below 100$ and he is again in panic mode. But he runs a succesful business and is better then us right guys?

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      VERY profitable business 😂

  • @Carlisle-mn3fv
    @Carlisle-mn3fv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    About to enter a work interview but getting my dose of memeology first TWU

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Just remember, you could be Phil..

    • @JoelElTractor
      @JoelElTractor 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Good luck

    • @rubensano4860
      @rubensano4860 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I hope it goes well. Don't ever break eye contact with the lead interviewer. Ever. Even after the interview. Walk to your car backwards if necessary.

    • @TomcatManx
      @TomcatManx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Put Josh Saunders down as a reference

    • @scootypuff_jnr9622
      @scootypuff_jnr9622 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hope it went well

  • @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749
    @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    7:55 "No RPG gets support.."
    He is incapable of understanding, even after years of dwindling support...the the reason is HIM.
    He is the sole reason for No Support. 😈

    • @sts-31
      @sts-31 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And for some reason he keeps picking up RPGs even though he has been saying that for a while now

  • @jervey123
    @jervey123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    he shits on the game while people who are fans of the game are watching him, oh gee, i wonder why he's not getting support?

  • @pklifeupa7064
    @pklifeupa7064 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    $100 tie ain't happening.

    • @Arashi_2358
      @Arashi_2358 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I believe the tie is $150. Too hot in Snort Korea for vests, dood.

    • @Onii-chan899
      @Onii-chan899 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@z9ao7vnah he said Tie would replace vest and Vest would jump to 200

  • @electromagneticdave7552
    @electromagneticdave7552 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    DSP shows up to a party and everyone immediately leaves??
    It's actually scary how realistic games are getting these days

  • @rickruss23
    @rickruss23 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “Why are you contradictory.” The word is contrarian Phil.

  • @mauriciohiure2192
    @mauriciohiure2192 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    so lemme get this straight, he thinks the industry "screwed" itself up because there's a lot of RPGs being released this year and they don't make any money for him? 😂😂😂

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bingo 😂

    • @krustin
      @krustin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Even though everyone else has been using these games for a mountain of profitable content. There are several RPG dedicated TH-cam and Twitch channels, doing fine.
      It's gotta be another bugged mechanic in this crooked unfair life of Phil's.

  • @condoreo37
    @condoreo37 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Phil treats his viewers like such trash man
    Do they deserve it? Yes, but that's besides the point

  • @shapestation4347
    @shapestation4347 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Pause menu time indicators are nuanced now.

  • @SlamHannigan
    @SlamHannigan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    How inconsiderate of the game industry to release so many RPGs without thinking of how it will affect Phil Burnell and his "job".

  • @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580
    @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Just because DSP complains bitterly every single day, doesn’t mean he won’t recon yesterday to have been much better than today! Morans!

  • @bernieblack8819
    @bernieblack8819 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "people were falling asleep." My guy you spent an hour running around in a circle trying to enter a party because the thought never occurred to you to come back the next day or talk to the doorman. It isn't the game

  • @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580
    @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    He’s gets this pissed off and frustrated every day for decades and does not consider the common denominator in his life 😂

  • @Prime92
    @Prime92 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Why don't they have watches so I can tell the time dood?"

  • @relathan1
    @relathan1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I walked in and everyone left." I imagine he gets that a lot.

  • @damionag
    @damionag 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Wrestlemania is next weekend so he needs that money for the wwe champions specials that are sure to come

  • @IHMyself
    @IHMyself 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When I did this quest, the game 100% told me that the masquerade happens at night (or at midnight). So Phil should have known when to go there...

  • @mushrooooooooooom
    @mushrooooooooooom 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    it's insane that youtube allows this. straight up bullying and manipulating his viewers.

    • @mikeb3808
      @mikeb3808 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s so insignificant they don’t bother with his channel

  • @DutchyXL1
    @DutchyXL1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He’s setting the stage for a nice permanent wage quit

  • @Corrderio
    @Corrderio 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    DSP: I'm a mature adult
    Also DSP: DOOOD! LOOK AT THAT BIG DOOKIE!

  • @sixonepm
    @sixonepm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I still can't believe that DSP is a real person and not a character or anything.

  • @mrundercity896
    @mrundercity896 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    DSP is probably the only person on this planet who's time is absolutely worthless. Every other person's time has value cause they could improve but he can't and since he decided to only take good vibes and money out of society his time isn't worth any other way either

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    no tekken, no ff7, no stellar blade, no more bully. he's been consistently picking most boring playthroughs that no one asked for. I'd like to believe the dents have finally got annoyed enough with just how dismissive he is to their feedback, but I know better than to be that optimistic.

  • @tiagoh.4120
    @tiagoh.4120 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "How's the games fault? "
    DSP : "Because it doesn't tell you how to do it. Does it expect magically where to go, how to do it"
    Uh.. That's how a game is suppose to be. You figure things out on your own, you explore, discover, invest time into search for the right answers, you try and experiment. It's not an Ikea furniture, IT'S A VIDEOGAME ! LOL !

  • @pieminator6969
    @pieminator6969 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Chooses to play the sh*t Battlefront port rather than Helldivers 2.
    "Why am I barely getting tips and views???"

    • @infernoROBO
      @infernoROBO 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He has no friends for helldivers 2 😂

  • @EriYT
    @EriYT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I ran everyone off by being extremely unlikable, why won't anyone talk to me?"

  • @hatsuneelissu5924
    @hatsuneelissu5924 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:30 WOW the devs put his content in the game!

  • @adamcorela
    @adamcorela 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I can’t wait to see him get Dragonsplague and lose his mind.

  • @GoutLord69
    @GoutLord69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hands down the best Pigroach content is when he’s not getting tips, as it radiates into his attitude, commentary, interactions, everything.

  • @r3nz4h
    @r3nz4h 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    So he replaced all RPGs with RPGs to play less RPGs?

  • @randomname4344
    @randomname4344 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    He got massively butt hurt hahaha

    • @biggsasha
      @biggsasha 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He should have named his character Butthurtacus.

    • @randomname4344
      @randomname4344 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@biggsasha hahahahahhaha

  • @boozypixels
    @boozypixels 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "There's a clock on the pause screen"
    "WHAT DID YOU EAT 12 YEARS AGO?!?!?"
    the salt is real

  • @Spudawg
    @Spudawg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    The best bedtime routine, remembering I'm not phil. Time for a restful sleep.

    • @ghostsamongus3370
      @ghostsamongus3370 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's like going to sleep and being proud you're not a junkie. Like wow, good job man. Maybe pick up your goals a bit

    • @Spudawg
      @Spudawg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hemogoblin69 hi derich!

  • @elodiealaya
    @elodiealaya 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    For someone who's tired of talking about the fucking money, he sure does talk about the money a lot.

  • @MrB0Obs
    @MrB0Obs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    he wanted so badly to say " and im going to be honest i would like more people SUPPORTING the streams"

  • @francisboone2978
    @francisboone2978 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I have been playing this game a lot in the past week and played the original. I didn't know there was a sundial in the pause menu, BUT you can see the transition of the day whenever you sit and past the time. It goes Early Morning, Midday, Evening, Night. It's hilarious to me that he can never figure anything out or work through a problem if he isn't given each step to solve it. It's like he has no knowledge or insight of anything which makes him unable to figure anything out.

    • @JesterNil
      @JesterNil 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't think there is? Pretty sure there isn't one in the first one. I just replayed it before DD2 released and never noticed it. I'm assuming it was a troll.

    • @JesterNil
      @JesterNil 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Regardless, Brant tells you to attend at night. Logically, I went to my house and slept until night and everything worked fine for me. He must have done something weird.

  • @morgan872
    @morgan872 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I can't wait until he's forced to go back to BG3.

  • @ghostlywinds5334
    @ghostlywinds5334 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    People are gonna get tired of it? Wow Phil it's like the world is bored with you Phil

  • @hansolo9868
    @hansolo9868 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    14:38 - 14:46 is definitely a clip that Snort Hogan and Burnell are gonna use from now on. Thank you for the endless receipts Dsp

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    not only did dave make under $100 today by a good margin, but we also got another pahsitive hard R drop, that's 3 since may 2021 but he didnt mean to dood! he was trying to say something else!

  • @Dutchmaster707
    @Dutchmaster707 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    How many times has Phil told another man “f*ck you” to their face in real life??hilarious when he was talking to the sidescrollers he was so passive and even used a softer tone of voice definition of a peon

  • @BindingOfMe
    @BindingOfMe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Phil going into panic mode at the mention of possibly having sex 💀

  • @cdizzytv3753
    @cdizzytv3753 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This guy DOES NOT enjoy video games, he only does this cuz of MONEY, if he actually enjoyed it he would remember things about video games he played in past... Dunce Level Mentality i guess, Glad his channel is dyin, SoOoOoOo glad...

  • @User-s7j5u
    @User-s7j5u 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Whats the sundial?"
    No he cannot be serious he HAS to be making it up holy shit

  • @thelostradiant3953
    @thelostradiant3953 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    DPS a non-gamer that doesn't learn and figure things out by playing the game, he cries at any challenge and then looks/demands chat to tell him what to do.

  • @BlakeandRyanVa
    @BlakeandRyanVa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Phil for the thousand time you are the boss of “the business!” You have control of what you do for work. You overloaded your dents on rpgs. You yell at them more than usual. Of course there is discourse in the pigcult

  • @RipTheJackR
    @RipTheJackR 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Yelling at viewers, auditing, blaming the game. The robust and meaningful chill-style vibes will save the business.
    Oh I forgot, people don't like RPGs anymore. Yeah thats not aggressively regarded at all.

  • @pipehelix5776
    @pipehelix5776 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Rpgs are supposed to be played in several ways at the player's taste, yet phil plays it the most vanilla, basic ass character with 0 interesting gameplan or personality while complaining about everything, and if not he's just saying what is happening on screen

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Its genuinely impressive how easily triggered he gets.
    He never grew up mentally.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There's literally 12 year olds more mature than he is. Its absolutely insane

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Of course he's playing the big weapon class, which requires positioning and timing with charged attacks

  • @amyford2971
    @amyford2971 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It’s you Phil, not the fact Dragons Dogma 2 is another RPG. Plenty of other people playing it on TH-cam getting lots of views. Maybe it’s because they aren’t harassing their viewers for engagement and contributions and moaning about RPG overload then picking another RPG.

  • @KenseiRaptor
    @KenseiRaptor 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    IF Phil gets up to the Sphinx, 100% he's going to whinge and complain about all the riddles but he literally has the pawn required for one of them now and he won't even remember...

  • @Timmmmmma
    @Timmmmmma 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    If it's "RPG overload" why didn't he pick Rise of the Ronin instead?

  • @thegrippa4441
    @thegrippa4441 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Just like real life everyone leaves the party when Phil shows up

  • @b.o.4492
    @b.o.4492 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    How many $40 doordash sandwiches can Dave afford with this terrible support? Kahmahn!

  • @pedrobrazon6610
    @pedrobrazon6610 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    so DD2 didn't save the streams?! 😢
    Best overall gamer in the country

  • @Trollthem
    @Trollthem 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    He's buying overpriced games
    Proceed to complain he has no money
    Blame the viewers for not donating

  • @kurby426
    @kurby426 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love the mental gymnastics he does to justify how shitty his streams are doing "ITS THE RPGS, ITS THE RPGS FAULT" he said it like 5 or 6 times to hammer it home

  • @epichitmark811
    @epichitmark811 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Glad the dents are punishing him for quitting FF7.

  • @Silenthilldude87
    @Silenthilldude87 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dude didn't even make that much on alone in the dark either 😂

  • @slullabys
    @slullabys 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    At 6:53 yet he remembers the taste of a sandwich from 15 years ago but can’t remember an obvious mechanic in a game.

  • @LesPeterGuitarJam
    @LesPeterGuitarJam 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If a game is not holding Phils hand it is a waste if time.. If Phil need to actually think and read and understand it is a waste of time... Very meaningful and robust...