I think mostly he just does good research. The rest is carried by the guests. Multiple, at the same time. No-one in the US figured out the positives of this, they had to bring Corden over...
I have a feeling none of this would ever get on the air on US talk shows, or even any US talk show host would every try this. The FCC would censor this 100%. I can't imagine Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel, Meyers etc doing this type of comedy on their shows. Thank God we have Graham Norton.
No, the FCC doesn't censor this kind of thing. It's a voluntary agreement by the broadcasters to not air things like this, not a rule from the government.
A lot of Clumsy Thumbsy segments from the Ellen Degeneres show get posted to TH-cam and a lot of the messages there include inadvertent rude words. Aren't they aired in the US? Why would Ellen do them if they wouldn't get aired in the US?
American talk show hosts are terrible. All they can do now are terrible trump jokes. God knows what they’ll do when he’s out of office. I expected better from James cordon. He was great on a league of their own but he’s just become like every other talk show host in the us.
These text messages are hilarious and made even funnier by the way Graham reads them. My favorite one is: "Great news - Grandma is a homosexual...I'm getting fisted now...frustrated..." LOL
Kaela Bronan vagina,but you'll get people who'll argue that its just the pubic hair! the word probably ranks as an anachronism seeing as female pubic hair isn't all that popular these days!
I was on vacation in Disney World, so my mother was taking care of my dog. The first day, she went to pick her up and sent me a text asking where the dog food was. I was replying in the sun, so I couldnt see what I replied until I got back into the hotel room at night.The text looked something like this. Mom:Kris, where is the dog food? Kris: God is in the closet eating dog food Mom: I didnt ask what God was doing but I'm assuming the dog food is in the closet hours later I can now see what auto correct did. Kris: Omg... Yes, the dog food is in the closet and God didnt eat any.😄 If you happen to find God in my closet, tell him hello.🤣 Mom:Will do. Have fun.
Was an Uber driver before. Notified passenger on my arrival and I think the lady intended to reply “noted” but it came out naked. 😆 Her face was flushed throughout the journey.
So this was in 2004, years before I had a smartphone. The autocorrect on my Nokia would correct my then-girlfriend's name to the Finnish equivalent of "UFOs". And "I love you" would come out as "I freeze you." (translated both). So I had to be really careful not to speak about freezeing UFOs when I tried to say I loved her.
I had a great texting error. Only one of has the checkbook so when I use the debit card, I text my spouse with what I purchased, where I purchased and what account I used. I ran out of hairball remedy for our cat and ordered more on amazon. I texted my husband using voice recognition and said," I bought cat-lax from Amazon for $15.48 using our checking account." He replied, "I bet you couldn't buy Mormons that cheap." Confused, I scrolled back to what I'd texted him. The text actually read, "I bought Catholics from Amazon for $15.48 using our checking account." Ahhh-guess you had to be there.
I have a feeling none of this would ever get on the air on US talk shows, or even any US talk show host would every try this. The FCC would censor this 100%. I can't imagine Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel, Meyers etc doing this type of comedy on their shows. Thank God we have Graham Norton.
Spooky Boys He was in many action movies after that, like Last Bullet (together with Dolph Lundgren), Absolute Deception (2013), Sacrifice (2011), Hero Wanted, Machete Kills and many many B Action movies too.
I went through a stage as a teenager drinking to much diet coke and one day at home I had ran out of juice... so I text my mum. Here is what I thought I said; "Hi mum, I am gagging for some diet coke. Could you please get some from the store after work? Mums reply; "Don't you mean coke?" Me; That's what I said... didn't I?" Mum; No you said you were gagging for some Diet Cock, not Diet Coke! Me; Whoops, sorry mum... at least you knew what I meant! My mum then told everyone at her work and they pissed themselves laughing... at the time it was so embarrassing, but now it's a good wee story. lol ; D
+Jacks “Jacksfilms” films, She didn't spell it wrong in her story. She explained what she thought she wrote. Later, her mother said it wasn't; and only then realised she actually wrote cock, instead of Coke.
Of course they are fake. They are reproductions. Not all the people who sent those stories in really saved their actual text conversation. They just recounted them from memory via anecdotes and the show's staff had to recreate the text exchange for the audiences' benefit. Kinda like creating a flow chart to make it easier to see the flow of events.
Oh God, that last one...I would die
Gossiptgirl AGREED!!
Gossiptgirl Like a Taylor Swift fan...
Arne Timmer LOL exactly
Whoever sent it meant it, why would they have included your otherwise
@@Asdfghjkl-ls1or When people say "your" about food, they mean that noone else can cook it like that.
Graham Norton is easily the King of all talk show hosts. Nobody really comes close to his wit and his ability to engage guests.
Preach
You've never watched Craig Ferguson.
I think mostly he just does good research. The rest is carried by the guests.
Multiple, at the same time. No-one in the US figured out the positives of this, they had to bring Corden over...
The guests seem to like being on his show too.
Second best after Conan
Don't you just love how free-flowing and unscripted these are? SO different from most other talk shows.
I have a feeling none of this would ever get on the air on US talk shows, or even any US talk show host would every try this. The FCC would censor this 100%. I can't imagine Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel, Meyers etc doing this type of comedy on their shows. Thank God we have Graham Norton.
John King Comedians can restrict themselves to Netflix, or pursue other similar outlets
No, the FCC doesn't censor this kind of thing. It's a voluntary agreement by the broadcasters to not air things like this, not a rule from the government.
@@Cruxador Either way, it still isn't reaching an audience. There's some great TV in the U.S. but it seems so sanitised in case it offends anybody.
A lot of Clumsy Thumbsy segments from the Ellen Degeneres show get posted to TH-cam and a lot of the messages there include inadvertent rude words. Aren't they aired in the US? Why would Ellen do them if they wouldn't get aired in the US?
American talk show hosts are terrible. All they can do now are terrible trump jokes. God knows what they’ll do when he’s out of office.
I expected better from James cordon. He was great on a league of their own but he’s just become like every other talk show host in the us.
1:47, love Bill's reaction to Cuba asking what minge means haha, "Oh for god sake!"
These text messages are hilarious and made even funnier by the way Graham reads them.
My favorite one is: "Great news - Grandma is a homosexual...I'm getting fisted now...frustrated..."
LOL
pppmanly hopefully not by grandma
charlie aitken id be like 😱😱🤢🤮☠️
@@zachall101 Oh grow up
Delivery is everything
No one's gonna talk about how gorgeous Jullian Moore is looking!!!
Oh don't worry I'm in LOVE with Julianne Moore. I'll talk about that shit all day
I think I won a cupie doll for shooting the most water in her mouth last time the carnival came to town.
Freshly excavated
no need to talk. She was and still is gorgeous
🥰🥰🤤🤤
This is better than the Ellens show :)
Totally Agree!!!😂😂😂
Graham Norton > James Corden > Jimmy Fallon > Ellen DeGeneres
fuck u
agreed, i hate ellen
This is better than any of the shows in the US. Way more humourous, mostly because they don't censor out everything.
Ugh Julianne is ridiculously gorgeous. What a stunning woman
omg that last one.... i'm not over-exaggerating but i almost suffocated myself because i forgot how to breathe from all the laughing!
I laughed so hard at the first one.It's so good to hear what other parents call their kids.
Honestly, I loved her response!! Not mad or anything, just an amused „listen here you little shit“ -esque laugh..!
That moment when suddenly your face is tingling from embarrassment.
Same aha
I love that half of this comment section are people commenting on the texting fails and the other consists of non-Brits asking what minge means
FawkesNK what dose it mean never heard it before? Thanks
LAYUCHEBI it means vagina
@@tomasmurphy1036 Once more for Cuba Gooding Jr. lol
Some are also talking about how the UK has a watershed and the US doesn't.
@@Ramo_Baramia Vagina.
holy crap! Julianne Moore looks so good.
I laughed so hard at the last one, my dad thought i went nuts.
1:57
That reaction had me on the floor😂😂😂
I love the way he's reading text's
Cuba's reaction is Priceless
Don't you just love how free-flowing and unscripted these are? SO different from most other talk shows.
If I was the mom in that last one, I woulda died laughing.
The Graham Norton show is brilliant, and Julian Moore is absolutely exquisite!
I love the way Graham reads the texts👏🤗😂🤣😂😂😂😂🇬🇧🇳🇬
Omg I was CRYING by the end!
Oh, god. The secondhand embarrassment is real.
Poor Cuba didn't know what minge meant - ha ha!
I didn't either. I had to look it up. Is it an English thing or am I just ignorant??? I didn't think I was that clueless about sexual terms lol.
Kaela Bronan vagina,but you'll get people who'll argue that its just the pubic hair! the word probably ranks as an anachronism seeing as female pubic hair isn't all that popular these days!
Well I did say I already looked it up lol
I had to look up the word Minge
Me too 😆
What is the meanings?
titima dz-13 “nounVULGAR SLANG•BRITISH
a woman's pubic hair or genitals.”
How and who thinks this shit up!?
Wendy Miller brits😂
I was on vacation in Disney World, so my mother was taking care of my dog. The first day, she went to pick her up and sent me a text asking where the dog food was. I was replying in the sun, so I couldnt see what I replied until I got back into the hotel room at night.The text looked something like this.
Mom:Kris, where is the dog food?
Kris: God is in the closet eating dog food
Mom: I didnt ask what God was doing but I'm assuming the dog food is in the closet
hours later I can now see what auto correct did.
Kris: Omg... Yes, the dog food is in the closet and God didnt eat any.😄 If you happen to find God in my closet, tell him hello.🤣
Mom:Will do. Have fun.
The way he reads the text convos are best! 👏👏
Was an Uber driver before. Notified passenger on my arrival and I think the lady intended to reply “noted” but it came out naked. 😆 Her face was flushed throughout the journey.
Love Julianne Moore!
I love the way Graham Norton dresses. Very classy!
You know it's a good show when the host is more active and interesting than the guests.
Julianne Moore's laugh at 0:57 is the best part imo
The 2nd and last text killed me😂😂😂, especially when Graham reading it with feelings🤣🤣😅
So this was in 2004, years before I had a smartphone. The autocorrect on my Nokia would correct my then-girlfriend's name to the Finnish equivalent of "UFOs". And "I love you" would come out as "I freeze you." (translated both). So I had to be really careful not to speak about freezeing UFOs when I tried to say I loved her.
Cuba's face😂😂😂😂
Mom?????
Disowned!
@@88marome Lol)))))
This is better than the Ellens show :)
You know it's a good show when the host is more active and interesting than the guests.
Graham is the greatest of them all!
2:27 You wouldn't write "my sister" if you were actually texting your dad though would you
The fisting one had me dead!
What a wonderful triplet of guests all at once.
I had a great texting error. Only one of has the checkbook so when I use the debit card, I text my spouse with what I purchased, where I purchased and what account I used. I ran out of hairball remedy for our cat and ordered more on amazon. I texted my husband using voice recognition and said," I bought cat-lax from Amazon for $15.48 using our checking account." He replied, "I bet you couldn't buy Mormons that cheap." Confused, I scrolled back to what I'd texted him. The text actually read, "I bought Catholics from Amazon for $15.48 using our checking account." Ahhh-guess you had to be there.
😂😂😂 good one!
OMG the last text lol
Graham definitely knows how to make me laugh!!!
Can all talk shows please be replaced by Graham Norton
I have a feeling none of this would ever get on the air on US talk shows, or even any US talk show host would every try this. The FCC would censor this 100%. I can't imagine Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel, Meyers etc doing this type of comedy on their shows. Thank God we have Graham Norton.
Cuba Gooding jr. perfect na arte.. esse sorriso Tão lindo ♡
They are funny, but you do have to wonder how many are actually genuine messages sent to another person.
Love the autocorrect mistakes. 🤣
I'm crying with laughter on the hot lips text..
More people would watch the CBC here in Canada if they had awesome uncensored shows like this!
nobody better then Graham Norton.
She’s so pretty
Children have a built-in defence system to stop siblings being produced. Any parent can give you examples.
Auto correct is my worst enigma
Britt's have the best humour
Thanks for posting.
The last two hahahahahahah
Gosh she is beautiful
first time ive seen cuba since snow dogs
Spooky Boys He was in many action movies after that, like Last Bullet (together with Dolph Lundgren), Absolute Deception (2013), Sacrifice (2011), Hero Wanted, Machete Kills and many many B Action movies too.
He was also in People vs OJ Simpson
I bet these came from a site called damn you auto correct . the shaved pork one has come straight from the site .
Fcutdlady he said he got it off an internet site
Yes I recognise them from there
Graham Norton's show is the best.
Sending a text to the wrong person is one thing but if people are too lazy to read a message before sending it then they deserve whatever they get.
And people ask me why I always turn off the auto-correct function....
I love Graham Norton - best Show host ever - Terry Wogan was great too. Must be the Irish in them.
I saw Julianne Moore hailing a taxi in New York City. No makeup & she was stunningly beautiful.
Best show today
Autocorrect can sick my duck.
'I'm getting fisted now' omg 😂😂😂
The ever helpful autocorrect. My correct is set to Spanish. Very helpful for my English texts.
No matter how old I get, she'll always be my celebrity crush
Love the USA'ers reaction when the English slang is translated lol
Whoever sent that last text message accidentally channeled into their inner Alabama-self
I bet they are not eating Pork in thier house ever again 😂
The third one was also on Ellen. Remember clumsy thumbsy????
I knew there was a reason I did not use autocorrect.
The day that the pastors wife asked for my sister Sarahs number "Hi....here's Satan's number" 😬😬😬
What did Cuba Gooding say, after Moore said her son being 17 ?
and that, is why i don't text on cellphones or such devices lol
That's why I never text my mom!
omg back in the days when you couldn't delete the messages once they were sent :D
None of those internet ones are real.
If anyone’s ever seen the “GOD DONKEY” one…. That is the funniest shit I’ve ever read 😂
I went through a stage as a teenager drinking to much diet coke and one day at home I had ran out of juice... so I text my mum.
Here is what I thought I said; "Hi mum, I am gagging for some diet coke. Could you please get some from the store after work?
Mums reply; "Don't you mean coke?"
Me; That's what I said... didn't I?"
Mum; No you said you were gagging for some Diet Cock, not Diet Coke!
Me; Whoops, sorry mum... at least you knew what I meant!
My mum then told everyone at her work and they pissed themselves laughing... at the time it was so embarrassing, but now it's a good wee story. lol ; D
You spelt Cock wrong in this story
+Jacks “Jacksfilms” films, She didn't spell it wrong in her story. She explained what she thought she wrote. Later, her mother said it wasn't; and only then realised she actually wrote cock, instead of Coke.
@@nibncabc2737 You're so dumb and annoying. I hope you've changed over last 4 years.
honestly, werk
Omg the last one lmao
The last one OMG . :):):D
Wonder if they watched boogie nights?🤣
Why use autocorrect at all
Yeah!!!... sometimes autocorrect can be really cuel
Ciel
Opss............Cruel!!
I AM NOT A BUS DRIVER !
That clears that up.
lol Jay, your comment made me laugh more than the video.
Cuba “Creepy” Junior🥺
For the first time ever, I'm glad that my mum doesn't know how to text
Why can’t American talk shows be this good??!!
The FoxyLlama one is fake. All of the messages are backwards.
majority of those are fake
i see that all the time.lol people are so busted
What do you mean by backwards?
Ben Farmer-Webb the screenshot is from the "grandma's" phone but says foxy llama on top. Foxy lama would have been on the other persons phone
Of course they are fake. They are reproductions. Not all the people who sent those stories in really saved their actual text conversation. They just recounted them from memory via anecdotes and the show's staff had to recreate the text exchange for the audiences' benefit. Kinda like creating a flow chart to make it easier to see the flow of events.
Lol I love this
i thought she said minch...look it up.
Why is Graham Norton just showing fake texts?
Best talk show
🥳
British talk shows don't fawn over celebrities so much which means less cringy material
That last one...
I wonder what Julianne whispered ? I looked it up and it means
see, you, in, tea.
Crystal of Twin Star Enterprises Americans would say a woman’s carpet. Try looking it up under UK slang.