Rnfiuruifnouerubfuicewuc8beubdfrnuerbfinrfuibfu8bf47yb3ruyfbefyuun don't touch my ass dfhefn2ihvbkbrvihbervihrebvrirevhinerchnercijndivndwc 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😒😒😒😒😒😒😐😐😐😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿💩🤡👹💩👺😨🥴😫😵🥳😳😫😌🤎💤🖐🧡💔💤❣🤚😼💞🙊💔💤🖐💟🤚👋🙉💟😼🙀😿🖤😻💓🙉🤍💟💀🙉🙊😽💫💓🧍♂️🧖♂️🏄♂️🧖♀️🧖♀️🍆🍑🥝🥥🌶🥪🥒🍔🥥🍉🌽🥒🥪🌰🥑🍅🌶🌭🥨🍔🌶🥑🍅🍓🌶🌽🌭🌽🌶🍉🍔
@@themackie2763 saying the n-word on Twitter if you aren't black will get you immediately canceled... ...but pedos or as they like to call themselves "maps" can talk about how they're attracted to minors with 0 reciprocation cause of some fucking loophole that Twitter (as I'm aware) isn't fixing jet Twitter has its priorities
I hate being touched in general, but I can get what Pelo means. I have a slight discomfort to touch and idk why... Sure yeah, I like hugs and comforting stuff, but I don't even like hugs from family. Pelo has a good point, and I have my reasons why I don't like being touched. Pelo is an awesome person and I can respect that he can go about stuff like this in a funny way! In other words, Hello, I have a touch discomfort, but I agree with Pelo. :)
In french, when we can't touch something because it's precious, fragile etc., we say "you can touch it with your eyes" That's it, I just reminded that thanks to Pelo's comment
What I love about Sr Pelo is that I can completely disagree with him on some things, but the way he presents his opinions makes me love his content anyway.
@FrostBloodGames woah woah its just a comment. I wasnt trying to be racist, the white kids say it too. I think they were trying to be sarcastic, I'm not sure, but you don't have to value your life above others. Obviously we dont have the best time right now, and I know it mightve offended you, but at least don't act like the best and break people down because of a TH-cam comment.
As funny and golden meme material as this is, I do think this is a bit of a bad take to pressure people into accepting unwanted physical contact. Some people just don't want to be touched and that's valid. Granted, there's a difference between standing your ground and being an asshole. Your problem is/was that you've seen more of the assholes than the ground-standers who are at least willing to communicate their boundaries the first time. We're not all assholes. We just have our boundaries and a very select few people with whom we're comfortable enough to relax said boundaries around.
From the information I have collected so far, Pelo talks is just Sr. Pelo making a minor inconvenience sound like some absolute catastrophic disaster. *and i love it*
On this episode of Pelo Talks: Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like...but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you uncomfortable, that's NO good! It's your body! No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to, so what do you do? First, you say "no." Then, you get outta there! Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust, like your parents, your teacher, or a policeman!
4:18 Animated Pelo: "Wha- What is this? What am I seeing? A-Am I dreaming? Am i witnessing some kind of illusion? No... that can't be true. The only one who can move within the time I've disposed of is me." Pelo animating the video in real life: "This is... Requiem."
Some people doesn't like physical touch actually because they have past unresolved traumas. But over the time, some of them gets used to physical touch from friends or families
Can there be more than 4 categories? Like a family people-category and an “I like being touched there but not crazy want to be touched” touch-catagory. Edit: I love how at the end of every one of these “pelo talks” videos, Sr pelo just completely loses his mind and goes absolute MONKÉ MODE. Happens at 5:09
I can’t even control it. If someone even touches me on the shoulder I literally instantly go into full self defense mode and slap the shit out of however tapped me. It’s just instinct, and I don’t know why I do it, but I just don’t like being touched.
Cute table
Slaps
Ugly table
+Pokèmon Comics and other stuff Rip Cute Table 1:14-1:15.
Comic Person 1:13-1:15 to be exact
AngelWing 222 I was sad
Comic Person OMG 666 LIKES DEVIL
Stranger
Slaps
Ded
“Y Ø Ü T º Ü C H M Ę ª Ñ D ī ÄM G Ø Ñ Ñ Å K Î L L Y º ü !”
gallaf ddarllen hynny. defnyddio Cymraeg oherwydd ei fod yn dynwared strôc yn berffaith. It really does
Ẵ͖̖͕̲̗̳̝̦͓̂̍̃̑̾ͅḤ̩̤̆ͅḬ̻̥̞͔̮͓̈͋̒̊̈́̇̓͐͟℁͛̊̌̊͒̾͐͡⒣̢͈̺̽̏̏̇̃̀H̢͎̩̜̗͗̽̈̀͒̎͠͠͝𝗛̭͈͖̎̒̉̽̉̄͡͡Ỳ̛̗̬̄̍̈́͌͆̃͡͝͡Ｖ̧͇̻͖̤͔̗̩̰̺ᴰ̥̝͔̻̘͑̿͐𝐾̨̨̻̖̤̜̟̖̜̪Ḯ̜̘̙͕̮͕́̏Ṫ̼͙̘̳̬̟̲̙͔̯͆̓͊̽͗͊͘͘͡𝔊̰̹͍̗͕͛̽̀̍̆͋́ͅḞ̞̠̱̬̫͉͛̉̔̏͑͂̚𝑫̨̛̖͙͎́͒͌̑͘͠͡Ǜ̗̪̥͔̙̋̉̋Y̡̹͙̙̘͓̣̭̖̾̋̒̆̈̇͋̽͜͝͠Ä̞̝͇̹͚̻̯̻͎͐̈͘𝕬̨̮̳̋̏̆̓̀̿͌̚͟͝𝖆̘͍͈͕̫͎̹̳́̃͜𝔸̬̻̗̈́͌̐̎̂́͒̚Ậ̼̻̲̜̗̠͇͙̳̞̫͊̈́͛̓͋̈́̓̃̓Ą̡̻̇̽̃̅͋̄͛̑͆A̧̡̨̯̞̘ͅĄ̙̙̏͜͠
Ỵ̲͈̰̞̟̭͛́͋̕͡Ơ̧̢̫̹͚̬̟̯͈͙̣̎̔́̈́͡͠Û̼̅̀̎̍͆͘ͅ ̧͙͓̻̼̠̤̘̬͙̇̑̉̅̈́͐͌͠Ṫ̟̥̺̯͎̻̳̓̿̌͗́̄͝͠͡ͅỖ̧̨͓̖͚͉̱̝̟͚𝑇̛̜̖̹̱̲̠͒̊̌̽̽̕͝Ⓒ͎͚̱̈́͠͝𝙃̧͓̘͓̳͔͓̀͠ ̮̳͕͉̗͓̱͑͑̀́̃𝑀͎͉̗̝͍͕̫͉̰͚̽̉̎͂͂̾̍̒̌͠͠𝑬̜͙͖̦̯̖̏̑̒͌̅̐̀͐͜
Rnfiuruifnouerubfuicewuc8beubdfrnuerbfinrfuibfu8bf47yb3ruyfbefyuun don't touch my ass dfhefn2ihvbkbrvihbervihrebvrirevhinerchnercijndivndwc 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😒😒😒😒😒😒😐😐😐😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿💩🤡👹💩👺😨🥴😫😵🥳😳😫😌🤎💤🖐🧡💔💤❣🤚😼💞🙊💔💤🖐💟🤚👋🙉💟😼🙀😿🖤😻💓🙉🤍💟💀🙉🙊😽💫💓🧍♂️🧖♂️🏄♂️🧖♀️🧖♀️🍆🍑🥝🥥🌶🥪🥒🍔🥥🍉🌽🥒🥪🌰🥑🍅🌶🌭🥨🍔🌶🥑🍅🍓🌶🌽🌭🌽🌶🍉🍔
ᴬ̶̢̡̛̺͈̜̯̝̯̗̖̪͈̣̬̤͚̭̣͓̱̮͙̤̻̔͌͐̀͑̍̈́͑̔̓̇̊̏̈́͑̍̏̌̄̔̚͘̚͜͠͝͝͝ᴬ̷̡̨̙̫̪͈̣̪̼̠̭̘͇̩̬̼̱̤̯̦̝̯̺̍͌̈́̓̉͂͂̏ͅᴬ̷̛̛͎̜̹̯̲͇̻̮͈̲̹̾͊̔͛̈́̃̐̆̽̐͋́͒̈́̚͜͠ᴬ̶̛̹̓̂̀͐͋̆̎̓̿̄̔̊̀̓̅̎̍̓̀̅̏͋͒̕͠͝͝͝ᴬ̵͎̬̜̱̬̠̦̠͕̞̭͈̺͆̔͝͝͝ᴬ̶̨̡̨͓͍̼̱̤̫̥͉͌̓̈̍͐̎̕͘͜͠͝ᴬ̴̨͕̞͍̤̞͇̮̺̠̲͚̈́͜͜͜ᴬ̴̱̬̳̖̪̐̈́̉͠ͅᴬ̴̙͙̊̏̊̋̐̽̆̍̑̋̐̓̐̄̿͗͆̕͝͠͝͝ͅᴬ̵̨̧͕̠͇͙̣̼̥̬͓͚͍̜̦̜͙̼̳̳̯͇̻̞̖͕̰̓̃͜͜͠ͅᴬ̶̨̧̡̪̼̱͈͓̲̟̦̗̻͈̘̠̠̞̺̳̹̟̜͇̠̞̜̟̂̃́̽̓͛͌̑̎̀͒̔̑͘͘͜͝ͅᴬ̵̛̱̱͕͚͆̒̈́̈́̉̽͆̅͘ᴬ̶̨̛̳̤͙̲̫̪̗͓͓͑͗͌̈͌͊͒̏͑̆̅́̽͛͛̄͝ͅᴬ̶̛̖̮̼̭͇̭͕̖̺̦͈͕̈́̏̈́̊̌̄͆̂̈́͗̇̂̓̎̿̓̕ᴬ̷̢̢̝̖̙͓͍̻̫͙͔̟̖̙͓̭̥̹̗̥͙̻͊̽̾͌̒̈́̉̔͛̀̓̇̑͘͘̕͘ᴬ̸̻̔͊̏͆͒́̑̅̓́̕ᴬ̸̙̠̬̦̤̓́̓̒̊̅̽̓͑̉̇̈͘͜ᴬ̸̢̨̧̦̹͍͇͍͉͖̲̫͓̼̼̈́̆̀̍̋͛̒̄̓̃̍̐͒̈̑̊̿͜͜ᴬ̴̧̛̜̱͍̜̮͙̖̹͚̭̪̱̫͔͚͕̥̠̊̄̎̐͆̓̑̈́͒̀̊̒́͆̓̐̋͂̅̋̐̆̎̔̌͘͠ᴬ̷̨̧̨̨̛̗͍̬̘͉̳̟͙̈́̋͆̆́̃͌͊̊̑͌̌̀̊̍̀͛̈͗̊̓͌́͋̈́̌̕͘̚ᴬ̷̨̡̧̧̛̰̠̲͕͓͖͎̹̪̦̣̤̦̫͎͇̱̣̞͖̠̉̉̓̆̍̎̈̒͌̎̌̋̉̽́̓͜͝͠͝͝͝ᴬ̶̡̯̼͚̠̫͚̹̭̟̻̩̬̬̜̩̜̘̱̯͎͚͐̀̓͒͒͊̈̿̒͆̌̏̈́̓̏̀̓́͌͜͜͝ᴬ̶̧̨̩͈̜͕̣͍͈̖̫̭̞̩̭̰̰͎̰̰̖̰̈̊̿̆
The 3 classic lines of pelo talks:
- "no"
- "but why"
- *"loud and unbearable screaming"*
Don't forget
BETCH!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t forget,
**:F R A N T I C T A B L E S M A C K I N G:**
Dont forget
WRONG
dont forget QQQQQQ
5th comment
3:17 I can’t stop replaying
GAWWAGOWWA
*suffering dolan*
GWAAAAWAGWAAAWA
GAEGWAE GAEWAE
Don't know how to do a Donald Duck sound
I can't even touch myself, Jesus is watching me, he is going to kill me, he is going to destroy me
i totally agree
Putin.
Sr Pelo 👏👏👏 oh crap I touched myself.
Sr Pelo touch my ears with your voice
Sr Pelo Hello Pelo!
“Well that’s dark”
-Random black guy
I thought he said that's messed up!
@@lwright9690 hey buddy just so you know you are wrong
w
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What do we learn from this video?
DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD
Saçmalayan Jojuk yes
Saçmalayan Jojuk omg yes
tamam sana dokunmayız
Garip bir kanal underpants videosunda söylediği bi şey bu :D
bliyom :D
1:45 as a black, I can say that this is very accurate to most black middle schoolers.
As a middle schooler myself, I can confirm this is right.
Feminist when any man touch them is accurate too
It carries onto High School as well
As another black, yeah lol
as a white person at a mostly black school, I see this as an absolute win
2016: don't touch strangers
2020: don't touch anyone
2045: D O N T T O U C H THE A I R
2069: D o n ‘ t .
2100: dont touch Heaven
6 F E E T
Dont touch anything
Sr Pelo slowly gets more angry and aggressive in every Pelo Talks.
That's just amazing.
U should see art vs artist
Iabgunner, Ikr!
Iabgun
2016: Don't touch me
2020: hey that's my line.
now it's 2021: NO NO, DON'T TOUCH ME THERE, THIS IS, MY NO NO SQUARE
@@Dreamy_tears the meme is dead
@@LordDingus69 yeah bro I posted that a month ago
@@LordDingus69 i refuse
Wdym
As a black guy, I personally give Pelo the “Official N-Word Pardon.” If anyone wants to cancel him, refer to this comment.
Pretty sure he is afro latino so he doesnt need it lol
He’s literally afro latino, he can say it
But still pelo it’s the greatest talker in istory
He's afro Latino
As a black person I agree
I don't think everyone knows how accurate this is.
Except Karen, they "know" about this.
Panday
Everything is red
Edit: GRAY GRAY I MEANT GRAY
Yes
Yep boi
This is very Accurate
This hits... Differently in 2020.
And 2021. Sadly.
Pelo saying they n word in 2020 would get him cancelled by twitter in less than a second
Bruh
*Laugh to obligatory Corona Virus comment.*
@@themackie2763
Well not if you are black.
@@themackie2763 saying the n-word on Twitter if you aren't black will get you immediately canceled...
...but pedos or as they like to call themselves "maps" can talk about how they're attracted to minors with 0 reciprocation cause of some fucking loophole that Twitter (as I'm aware) isn't fixing jet
Twitter has its priorities
One thing that should never be touched ever
Da Child
Stefanie Nichole underpants reference lol
DONT TOUCHA DA CHILD!!!
Stefanie Nichole *touch da child*
WHO TOUCHED DA KID?
Stefanie Nichole IM DAH CHILD! :3
4:02 *sr pelo calling out double standards* 😂
30% earrape
10% educational
30% funny
10% funny sounds
20% animation
*perfectly balanced*
Actually 100% animated
I love how it actually adds up to 100%
1% Y O N E E G A W A S S U P N E E G A
@@tvmoviemakers659 wassup nigga
@@Dante_Spardavchuk bruh
0:35 I love how the eyes were also colored in, meaning that you can't touch the other person eyes
pelo's attention to detail
Hey I like your pfp. Talking to the one with the Jolyne pfp.
Stupid Jojo fan
:0
A fellow JoJo fan.
I see, I see
@honeydew no you can lick de eyes
Honeydew boy you made me look like a fool.
1:13
*cute table*
pelo: *destroys the table
*ugly table*
Do you get IT first ITs perfect next ITs broken so ITs not cute
ugly table
Destroys all cute tables
lolololololol
Also at 5:11
stranger
ouch
ay
....
Ded
3:48
" But you can't touch the *vajayjay* and the *boubidiboubidoub* "
Acipupu?
I am Black myself and I approve this
1:45 - 1:55
Boondocks Clips
Same-
@@jeffgotbored802 we are the best negroes
What I agree
So I guess you can say that's
*100% BLACK GENTLEMAN APPROVED*
Can someone give me the n word pass
*Y O N E E GA W A S S U P N E E G A*
"You are black...and you touch me! *EWEWHEWE-* *choking sounds*
1:45 Black guy: y *O* n!gga, wussup n!gga?! Women trump(turn on captions): you’re black...? And you toush me? *dies* Black: well that’s dark...
You are black... A N D Y O U T O U C H M E
EWEWEWEWEH *D E D*
i thing he said niggo
Eklipsies
th-cam.com/video/Fgk4Cd7h6ak/w-d-xo.html
As a stranger, this is accurate.
What I coincidence! I am also a stranger!
@@somebody4942 mew2
hi stranger, im a stranger
I’m also a stranger 👁👄👁🕶🤏
We're no strangers to love
It's been four years and i still think the Spanish version is way funnier (especially 1:45 ).
Thanks for the update buddy
Where can I find the Spanish version?
@@ahuman32478 pelo talk spanish
@@SHITtakarisparorlord69420 Found it several days ago, but thanks
Turkish is funny
3:18 my mom talking to my dad about what I should be named
{°●°}
They done goofed
I can relate
Oof
Ooh, self burn, those are rare
Pelo: dont touch
2020: *what an idea, time to steal*
*DUN TACH ME*
Chux 27 everyonennnenemenenennnennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
**touches**
4:50 best line in sr pelo history
1:45 if this was 2021, twitter would see pelo as the enemy of mankind now.
Yeah thank God it's 2016
Yea
Agree
@@ananddhanola4623 guess what...
@@franc0smurff478 what?
I bet you 5 dollars everyone is going to be like, "OMG DONT TUCH DE CHEEILD!!XDXDXDXD"
The Trash Can Miiverse: Sad Santa/Lester * gives you 5 dollars *
prntscr.com/ddccs8 Here, 5 dollars
The Trash Can Miiverse: Sad Santa/Lester gives 5 bucks
gives 5
The Trash Can Miiverse: Sad Santa/Lester F*ck i don't have dollars.
So if I have a fiancé, I can poke their eyes since its in the colour red
yes
kinky.
If they get mad just show them this video and I'm sure it'll clear everything up
That's hot
I want to jam my thumbs in their eye sockets
1:46 im glad twitter never saw this
"You're black, AND YOU TOUCH ME KHDLHIUTOHT
....
Well that was dark"
Me: WHEEZE
YO NIGGA WASSUP NIGGA
@@sussyfour6190 NO NO NO ITS... YO NeeGA wHassup NeeGA
Who voice acted the black guy
@Kenji Lechuga heard the n word and acted it
I'm 666th like yw
who needs ted talks when you have pelo talks
Yea your right 🤔😂
XD True
Tru
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY
Now that I think about it he actually should do Ted talks
Pelo for president
PELO FOR PRESIDENT
UnderYEET PELO FOR THOUCH DA CHILLD
* holds sign up saying "PELO FOR PRESIDENT! I HAVE NO REGRETS!" *
But he's Mexican
@@jamesonmccauley6850 how dare you rascist
I hate being touched in general, but I can get what Pelo means. I have a slight discomfort to touch and idk why... Sure yeah, I like hugs and comforting stuff, but I don't even like hugs from family. Pelo has a good point, and I have my reasons why I don't like being touched. Pelo is an awesome person and I can respect that he can go about stuff like this in a funny way! In other words, Hello, I have a touch discomfort, but I agree with Pelo. :)
i agree as a neurodivergent , i also like coming back to pelos old talk videos bc theyre funny and he makes good points
i feel the exact same way
You’re sharing a thoughtful and empathetic view, and in a world where snap-judgement is the norm, we need more of this from people.❤
Finally someone who understands me
*YO NIGA WASSUP NIGA*
Lyndsay_Løve •TM well that's *D A R K*
Lol
*WOMAN TRUMP: you're BLACC , and u touch meh!*
PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR YOUR CHANNEL HAS BEEN BLOCKED BECAUSE YOU SWEARED HAHAHAHHAAHA
Lol darkskin
Pelo: you are having *FUN* in the bed
Me: *m o m h o w w a s I m a d e*
...
Mom: me and dad had some fun
@@crazedhumanoid5701 *yeets holy water*
Baboobadoopoob
ah, I know. My parents never told me I just ummm search up too much
O h y e a h t o u c h m e d a d d y
O w O
N o
ewe
*OH YES*
_T o n g u e n o i s e s_
I love Pelo's talk, he hits it head on and even if your not aware of some Things he covers, it's still on point
Sr Pelo's hand and his table are in an abusive relationship
LMAO
Lol 😂
The table is just really kinky
u fuck he is destroying his table you fucking stupid?
@@pixelgamelvr woah there
The way you speak English is FUCKING amazing. It's halfway broken halfway rational
Like your grammar isn't half bad but the way your accent affects how you can speak... oh my god
flyde hes mexican. he understands english just as much as we understand spanish. he can make sense, but it sounds like kidbabble half of the time.
flyde ikr
In french, when we can't touch something because it's precious, fragile etc., we say "you can touch it with your eyes"
That's it, I just reminded that thanks to Pelo's comment
You've won a reply
A useless one
We do the same in Russia sometimes lol
*me:literally touches it with my eyes*
Parfois oui
"touch it with your eye" ah yes. I will shove my eye on you.
What I love about Sr Pelo is that I can completely disagree with him on some things, but the way he presents his opinions makes me love his content anyway.
Ikr
He protec
He attac
But most importantly,
*He must touc.*
he touc
Just don't touch the child.
*toucs the sign*
*He blacc*
@@thanoshole6676 HE IS TOUCHING THE SIGN!!
"YEAH TOUCH ME DADDY"
I'm dying
1:45 "Yo nigga wassup nigga" destroys me XD
ikr :dd
Lmfaoo
The Name No it's "YO NEEGA WASSUP NEEGA" like he isn't even saying Nigga
*Disappears into the shadow realm*
same m8
3:17 I literally almost choked on my lunch
Sr pelo in a nutshell: A C C E N T *slapping sound*
VideoPup * screaming * * table abuse * *whatever those other noises are *
Very true XD
VideoPup you have 420 likes
I'm mad * kills 100000 tables just with my hand * YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
Lmfao
1:45
this sounds like the back of the school bus
Sounds like the halls in the school itself too
Tru
Pretty much.
Sounds like the class presentation
@FrostBloodGames woah woah its just a comment. I wasnt trying to be racist, the white kids say it too. I think they were trying to be sarcastic, I'm not sure, but you don't have to value your life above others. Obviously we dont have the best time right now, and I know it mightve offended you, but at least don't act like the best and break people down because of a TH-cam comment.
Then there's children:
*DON'T TOUCHA DA CHILD!!!!!!*
MichaelTDM _lol donta toucha da child
Who’sa touching da child?
DONT YOU WANNA TOUCH-A THE CHILD
@@klenstdp1737 AAAHHH AHH NO NO NO
DONT TOCUH DA CHILD
As funny and golden meme material as this is, I do think this is a bit of a bad take to pressure people into accepting unwanted physical contact. Some people just don't want to be touched and that's valid. Granted, there's a difference between standing your ground and being an asshole. Your problem is/was that you've seen more of the assholes than the ground-standers who are at least willing to communicate their boundaries the first time. We're not all assholes. We just have our boundaries and a very select few people with whom we're comfortable enough to relax said boundaries around.
2016: dont touch peoples
2019: DONT TOUCH DA CHILD
2020: SELL DA CHILD
the people who didn't watch the pelo fetus video have no idea
He Is ToUcHiNg ThE cHiLd!!! DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD (Asgore death noices)
Yes
Yep don't touch my child
We’re u touchin da child!?
Nobody:
Pelo:"I'm gonna say the N-word"
nega
Evan Gamer007 Nintendo 64 gamecube edit:ooh a highlight
*Mrs Obama, get down*
He's 60 percent black dude
Wait knee gah
0:34 This is how hentai girls are.
Why why you again you remember me as kris dremmer
@@Sandman3 🗿 bruh
@@asgoredreemurr8513 bruh
Asgore
Dreemurr
Since lots of new Sr Pelo fans are coming, lets see how much longer this clip holds up 1:45
fax
lmao
I mean, he's not black but he's not white either
as a member of the black community, i sincerely don’t care if he said it 6 years ago.
Ppl will get heated but honestly he wasn’t saying it in an offensive manor, and no black person in the comments have been offended
I half expected Pelo to go on a rant about how people keep wanting to touch his hair
Pelo forgot the other one. “THE CHILD”. The child, you cannot touch. At all. There is the stranger, but the child is not the stranger.
True
*DON TOUCH THE CHAIIIILD*
He forgot the “ugly table” he no like ToUcHy
Relatable
Rip cute/ugly table
1:13-1:14
You will be missed
(Edit: thx for le likes :3)
@IIfurryII music, playthroughs, and more yup it will be missed dearly
@IIfurryII music, playthroughs, and more idk ask sir pelo that
*Death by Pelo*
From the information I have collected so far, Pelo talks is just Sr. Pelo making a minor inconvenience sound like some absolute catastrophic disaster. *and i love it*
"Yo neega wassup neega"
Cato HEI! U BLECK! END U TACH MI!
Edd!
1:37 Antman in a nutshell
Lol
Ah ah... Who said that?
Jimmy0615 Lee when u ain’t black and too scars to say the n-word
Almost at 666 likes
As a french, I loooove when you say "fiancé" 😭
U better start surrendering
Fyancay
@@whydoesmeexiss2883 YES x))
As someone who comments on TH-cam I looove your comments
Moi aussi
On this episode of Pelo Talks:
Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like...but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you uncomfortable, that's NO good! It's your body! No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to, so what do you do? First, you say "no." Then, you get outta there! Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust, like your parents, your teacher, or a policeman!
1:45 this made me lose it.
I got lost every time
*YO NEEGA WASSUP NEEGA*
*Y O N E E G A W A S S U P N E E G A*
@@JustFixinStuff Damn your comment is just mine but with spaces...
You get a like
Subtiles literally said "And you touched me (being trump)" :")
OOF
3:17.. you do that Donald duck voice good as hell!
IT'S *DILLAN* NOT *DONALD* !!!
@@commandertarter, they're the same person! ):
@@i.am.your.familiar NO THERE'S DILLIAN AND THEN THERES DONALD
SHUT UP INKY HOW DARE YOU COMPARE DILLAN TO DONALD!
@@jezzabellereyes5918 they are the same
4:18
Animated Pelo: "Wha- What is this?
What am I seeing?
A-Am I dreaming?
Am i witnessing some kind of illusion?
No... that can't be true.
The only one who can move within the time I've disposed of is me."
Pelo animating the video in real life: "This is... Requiem."
1:46
thank u joseph joestar. but theres no requiem, *put on a skirt tequila joseph*
Why did I think that aswell
@@walmartmcnasty9688 this is the work of an enemy stand!
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Sr Pelo is the best philosopher of this century.
Stranger: oooo can i toch ur haaaair?
Pelo: *jess*
It’s spelt GYES actually
Me: Who is Jess Pelo? WHO IS JESS!? PELO ANSWER YOU FACKING PIECE OF SHET
G'yes
This actually happens to me a lot.
CAN I TOUCH U HAIR JESS
2:30 almost spat out my tea
HEY YOU HAVE SEEM IN YOUR HANDS
YOU HAVE SEEM IN YOUR ASS
No ibkmihtjyj
YOU HAVE SEMEN IN YOUR HANDS YOU HAVE SEMEN IN YOUR A S S
Christian Hilton Ball who tf asked
@Shannon Vassallo I like a spot of tea as well ☕
Some people doesn't like physical touch actually because they have past unresolved traumas. But over the time, some of them gets used to physical touch from friends or families
There needs to he more pelo talks
It’s not he it’s be
Be*
be patient
1:45 is the best part hands down.
Fred McFrizzle 4:38 best part w subtitles
" Well that's dark. "
So true XD
No.
*raises hand*
1:45 love this scene😂
Same
*Y O N E E G A W A S S A N E E G A*
Wow. Imagine being able to evaporate anyone just by touching them
😂😂😂
im going to say le n word
(is joke)
People with Haphephobia: Colors everything with purple
3:17 captions: [angry dylan]
*_wonderful_*
*_KYAAAWAAA KYAWWAA!!!_*
i know
@@andro.txt0 didn't have to rain down on everybody dude
In german: [Cholerischer Donald]
3:17 when somebody has freezing hands and slaps your neck
EEEEEEEEE
Lol
Gyabaaa gyabáaaaaaaaa
Me
*snaps
I love Pelo’s innocent little “Noo!” accompanied with the random screaming and the really exaggerated facial expressions.
5:13 "power of the creator in his vids lol"
4:18 Pelo becomes the physical embodiment of Windows 95 Solitare
DONT TOUCH THE CHILD! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEMMIE !!!!!!!!
HE TOUCHED THE CHILD!
TEMMIE !!!!!!!! hOi u aLso tEM?
dead meme.
You can't just not think about the meme
TEMMIE !!!!!!!! WHOS TOUCHING THE CHILD!? (Points at Temmie,slaps temmie) DONT TOUCH THE CHILD
R.I.P. Cute Table 2016-2016 :,(
He touched the table!
Light Luigi Star he dint touch HE SLAPPED THE TABLE
2ninjaboys ITS just a Joke DONT take it seriously
Didn't live very long eh?
he lived just some seconds ;'(
Can there be more than 4 categories? Like a family people-category and an “I like being touched there but not crazy want to be touched” touch-catagory.
Edit: I love how at the end of every one of these “pelo talks” videos, Sr pelo just completely loses his mind and goes absolute MONKÉ MODE. Happens at 5:09
4:18 Windows Pelo 7 has stopped working.
You won Solitaire
Sir Pelo.EXE had stopped working
That day Pelo stopped thinking.
PelOS
supermario18 do you mean like GLaDOS
3:54 this is completely accurate
Edit: im glad you guys agree
I am a girl and I can agree to this
@@elephantskingdom1671 same
@@elephantskingdom1671 same
SEXIST USED WRONG
Death to people who thinks they can do that
4:40 when Summer break is over
Lps Cool Kids yea!
That’s seriously relatable xD
Yup
at 0.25 speed
*N O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O*
I can’t even control it. If someone even touches me on the shoulder I literally instantly go into full self defense mode and slap the shit out of however tapped me. It’s just instinct, and I don’t know why I do it, but I just don’t like being touched.
You should probably see a therapist man, that sounds like serious trauma.
Thats called an issue
He protec
He attac
But most importantly,
HE TUCHA DA CHILD
DON'T TOUCH DA CHILD
Jonathan Loh it’s supposed to rhyme.
Les get em!
Alexander Valdez hoW is that an R/wooooosh? I’m telling him it’s supposed to rhyme, it doesn’t make sense. It’s supposed to rhyme.
HE TOUCHED THE CHAILD
cure for depression is this guy right here.
True.
Pelo is Happiness.
There's something here,
That you don't like
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
SrPelo!
I LOVE THIS
We forgot the most important rule....DO NOT TOUCHA DA CHILD!
Lunar EternityCommentaries WHO TOUCH DA CHILD!?!?!??!
JERRY TOUCHA DA CHILD!
RIP but I did not like Undertale that much but I like parodies.
Not much what's good?
Lunar EternityCommentaries DONT TOUCHAA DA BA DOE CHILD!!
Can we all just appreciate that he has to kill his lungs two times and break his fingers and his table just to make us happy
4:18 made me burst into uncontrollable coughing and crying.
I just love being sleep deprived
Me too. Insomnia club!
Windows 10 error be like
@@jcharmaine1 it's more like windows XP error
1:40 yo i laughed so bad lmao
Why do I keep seeing you I see you more often than Justin Y
@@pusheencat4477 its the profile pic, so many peoole have it and I dont get it
@Finiky Ohh Whazzat!! Thanks for telling me, Finiky.
@@finicky6436
Oh yeah yeah
Yo nigga wassup nigga
REMEMBER KIDS IF SOMEONE TOUCHES YOU IN THE WAY THAT MAKES YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
*THAT'S NO GOOD*
Did this come from sonic????
*Can it be opposite day*
*YOU TOUCHED ME, I'M GOING TO KEEL YOU, I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU*
3:04 Despite this they made out later
Hopefully
DONT TOUCH THE CHILD!!!!
DONT TOUCH THE COMPLETELY ORIGINAL JOKE!
Pizzaboy609 880000/68.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Pizzaboy609 YES
Pizzaboy609 **touches joke**
jaymella thomas *slap*
I'm sorry.
*hugs*
Pizzaboy609 POLICE BEEETTTTCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!
0:33 I laughed so hard that I almost fell on a lego brick
"YESH TOUCH ME DADDY!"
Me: *holds cross*
Me: *flips cross* HAIL SATAN!
JESUS
*Y'ALL NEED JESUS*
4:38 this is the largest mouth in the video