The first 136 missions in a SUPER MEGA ULTIMATE compilation to save you time from having to watch all of them on the playlist. There are a few of them missing, but I'm not sure which ones.
1:58 even better if you bring some dirt out to the coordinates and lay it down like a sloppy burial, or disturb all the soil, then they dig and find nothing
Mission idea: call a missing dog poster tell them that you have the dog and start barking to make them think you have the dog Mission idea: go under someone’s car and get the Catalac that’s more than diamonds
Instructions unclear I’ve now been arrested for vandalism, lost friends, turned my grandmother into nick cage and broke the 4th wall discovering I live in a TV show
Doing today’s missions really turned my PLEASE WAKE UP life around! Legend has it I’ve started giving in to my inner thoughts more and my life has become so much more fun!!
I like how they vary from "oh yeah, that's totally harmless and doable / I could do that with a friend" to an absolute fucking menace to the social order
9:12 I have no words, sir. You are an excellent troll. I wouldn't be surprised if you were near the top of the rankings with some of the best trolls in the world. I used to he in the top 400,000 at one point, but that was a lucky streak, and I've given up that life since then.
today's mission:approach a random stranger then say "don't look behind, someone is watching us,act normal.",without paying an eye contact,then if they actually played along say "let's split up now to lose their sight on us,be careful." then proceed to walk the opposite direction.
@@King_Sus opposite from where the other person walks,or in case they didn't give a damn about ur prank,any direction will do away from the scene to save face lol
My first job was at a grocery store the top manager was an older lady who, regardless of the time of day, would say, "Good morning!" She was a true pioneer
I recently discovered these videos and omg where was this my whole life? like yesterday i randomly was telling my friends "Oh, so that's why they call you" and then said their name. I'm 100% taking inspiration from this
TODAYS MISSION:keep doing a lot of these everyday till you’re friend becomes used to it then one day he expects you do to it but you don’t so he’s cautious wherever he goes
Here are some ideas: Today's Mission: Next time you're at a friend's house who has an alexa, ask the alexa to set a 3 am alarm with horror movie sounds. Today's Mission: Next time a friend comes to your house, take a picture of their phone. When they leave, text them that they forgot their phone and attach the image. Today's Mission: Loudly fart in an elevator with just one other person and blame it on them. Today's Mission: When talking to a friend, act as if they're saying a word slightly off and when they ask how its said correctly say it the exact same way but insist you said it differently. Today's Mission: Walk around in public with a comically large rubber duck.
Requirement: be ambidexterous Today's mission: When talking to a stranger use your left hand as your primary hand, and when they ask if you're left-handed look at your left hand surprised, say "Oh shit, i'm sorry" and switch. Repeat for every primary hand question
I read and do these religiously at this point. I literally wake up, watch a video, then prepare for it and so far I’ve lost half of my friend group mainly because they aren’t even close to aware of this channel. Please make a video on how to apologize to them 🥲
Doing the deja vu one twice is perfection
4:07 YOU MONSTER
Today's mission: perfectly replicate a top comment talking about daja vu
Doing the deja vu one twice is perfection
4:07 YOU MONSTER
@@peytonck5609 Here you go.
Today's mission: perfectly replicate a top comment talking about daja vu
Doing the deja vu one twice is perfection
4:07 YOU MONSTER
20 minutes of pure quality... Thank you...
(btw, 7:47 i do it everyday and it's hilarious)
SAME LOL
Same, sometimes feels like instinct
These are basically Skyrim NPC tutorial videos and I love them.
this is just the owner's diary.
you are my favourite channel
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Doing the deja vu one twice is perfection
4:07 YOU MONSTER
If more than 10 people would do these missions daily, the world will collapse in 294 days, 12 hours, 46 minutes, 33 seconds
Todays mission: talk about “the good old times” to your friend, and describe the 1800’s and see how long it takes before they catch on
Today's mission: Ask a friend what song they hate and later play that song on full volume
Legend has it that Freakbait is the best channel on TH-cam.....
PLEASE WAKE UP!
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
This is the chaotic neutral playbook
I love this and note some ideas to do irl that's literally so fun
1:58 even better if you bring some dirt out to the coordinates and lay it down like a sloppy burial, or disturb all the soil, then they dig and find nothing
16:40 music to my ears
0:52 - At first I thought I found a secret telepath convention. Then I realized that wasn't in my head.
19:20 those are some fire dance moves
Thank you for the prescript Mr. Messenger.
I love how you did the deja vu one twice
wdym?
Where's the "today's mission: say "I've been looking everywhere for you" to a stranger, and then walk away"?
13:13 in the video
@@mrlanguid1779 Thanks
Todays mission: say “I forgot to tell you that” or “I knew that was gonna happen” after a moment in a tv show happens
The only reason I don't do most of these is because I would burst out laughing the moment I try it
The game one is wild, i had a streak of 4 years 😭
19:17 those bathroom stall users are wild
15:00 todays mission casually sneak "eat your parents'' into a todays mission video
Todays mission: sneeze in the middle of conversation bless yourself and tell yourself thank you and see if anyone notices
nobody gonna talk about red and voidman in the todays mission before the AI one?
Stall Convo is the first one to have the iconic theme song, it really stuck.
EDIT: I WAS WRONG! It was the "I didn't say anything" one.
0:45 ive done this before because i thought they were closer and faster than they were
7:21 - Only the most evil of geniuses can come up with this one.
If being Devious was a channel
Mission idea: call a missing dog poster tell them that you have the dog and start barking to make them think you have the dog
Mission idea: go under someone’s car and get the Catalac that’s more than diamonds
12:41 instructions unclear, I ordered 10 pounds of crack and now I’m at jail
That duck in mission 3 is traumatized
Ducks last words: Hey wait... Bro this aint his pocket... Hey... You missed the pocket... AHHHHH
VERY HARD MODE : do all of your missions today and only TODAY
Bold of you to assume I have friends
TODAY'S MISSION: MAKE A PROGRAM THAT SHOWS RANDOMIZED FREAKBAiT VIDEOS DAILY
they get crazier and crazier
How to become an extrovert 101
this is like a bible to me
Have you checked out my TODAY'S MISSION book? it's got over 366 missions. 🙌🙌🙌
7:21 more like how early so good morning (ITS 3 AM FOR ME)
Have you ever experienced deja vu
👾
Pink is an absolute menace
Pretty funny.
I've done half this crap and i wasn't even following this or even know this existed...
Bro I love this show 😀
Extravert starter pack
7:47 what do you mean I already do this every single time I get the chance to
It's amusing to witness myself actively and permanently ruining my relationships with everyone I know around me
it's like forging them in the fire of psychological manipulation and gaslighting through shitposts
@@FREAKBAiTtrue art
@FREAKBAiT it's crazy watching my entire career in one video. Thank you for the great work opportunity freakbait, you pay me well
@@VoidiethI saw you get mauled at 13:36
@@SubscribetoFREAKBAIT that was a stunt guy
I find it vaguely humorous how these challenges veer from innocuous to social commentary more or less to things that are actually just borderline evil
You mean innocuious
(my "current" mission is to "mispell" correctly spelled words acting like I'm "correcting" them.)
@@SZ-109Well if you sleep in fire, your dreams will burn I suppose. Yknow what I mean?
@@DRCx_ You can't make an omelet without stepping on your toes, after all
@King_Sus you cant shoot a hoop without stepping in some jam. Yknow what i mean?
@@TheHunter-zc9tv was that a motherflippin freakbait reference???!!
This is the only good channel on youtube, this content is hilarious
🥰🥰🥰🥰
Love the addition of the second deja vu video, that was absolutely genius
nice pfp
And the third
Honestly I started dying of laughter when I saw that
Love the addition of the second deja vu video, that was absolutely genius
theres only 1
Ask people if they have spare change, if they say no, give them some.
What if they say yes?
@@TooTall182 say "ok good, just making sure" and leave.
"Yep, What a concept, I could use a little change myself."
@@kyleyoung2464 nah, take some spare change and give it to people who dont have any, and become robin hood
@@jerichosimonds9622 I could use a little *fuel* myself, but we could all use a little change
why is nobody talking that the music almost perfectly loops every new mission
you can find the whole track at Mookielaka - No Room Left
@@FREAKBAiT nice
Todays mission: go to a public spot and say “take the shot” near someone
While on the phone*
Bonus points if into a walkie talkie
16:42 I did this with a friend of mine, it was quite funny
"Randomly freeze for a few seconds"
So at least one politician has been watching these.
😂😂😂😂😂
From a psychologically insane person to another. These are absolutely amazing. Some of these I have even pulled off without ever seeing them.
Life is boring mfs after finding out you can do todays mission:
Instructions unclear I’ve now been arrested for vandalism, lost friends, turned my grandmother into nick cage and broke the 4th wall discovering I live in a TV show
Doing today’s missions really turned my PLEASE WAKE UP life around! Legend has it I’ve started giving in to my inner thoughts more and my life has become so much more fun!!
Lol
Nothing weird.
Hey why are you so close to me?
Legend has it
You forgot to mispell some of these words 🤓
I like how they vary from "oh yeah, that's totally harmless and doable / I could do that with a friend" to an absolute fucking menace to the social order
"calm down"
friend
T U R N S I N T O A D E M O N
@@hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk calm down
i imagine every mission has a sort of exp system, the more difficult, the more EXP, and you gain random skills from it
18:34 I do this one a lot
9:12
I have no words, sir. You are an excellent troll. I wouldn't be surprised if you were near the top of the rankings with some of the best trolls in the world. I used to he in the top 400,000 at one point, but that was a lucky streak, and I've given up that life since then.
what whats the joke i dont get it
@@manofuranium
^Clueless
@@D3NPCI am convinced that there is no joke and everyone is trolling
@@manofuranium Think about what that action looks like.
@@samsungsmartfridge3173 Oh… I thought that it meant that it doesn’t say “gullible” on the ceiling.
14:40 Literally the first one of those figures of speech reminded me that I had the kettle on downstairs. You saved my house!
"The grass is always greener when it's made of Astroturf" is a fire line 14:40
how do you even come up with most of these?
your creativity is insane
By slowly whittling away what remains of my sanity. 🥰
@@FREAKBAiTi edged to your videos
@@legitusername-zl7to I edged to your comment
@@legitusername-zl7to I mean the characters have a gyatt I guess
@@DoctorSolocusno no, it was the one about slowly edging yourself during conversation
today's mission:approach a random stranger then say "don't look behind, someone is watching us,act normal.",without paying an eye contact,then if they actually played along say "let's split up now to lose their sight on us,be careful." then proceed to walk the opposite direction.
Genius
@@King_Sus im not brave enough to do this myself,but would you like to?
@@tonitski I honestly do really want to 😆
@@tonitski Did you mean walk the opposite direction as in 180 degrees, or opposite from where the other person walks?
@@King_Sus opposite from where the other person walks,or in case they didn't give a damn about ur prank,any direction will do away from the scene to save face lol
I love these mildly malicious missions
6:15 thank you bro
Legend has it have you ever experienced de javu before?
y'know what I'm saying?
@@FREAKBAiT well yeah sometimes i WAKE UP understand what your WAKE UP saying
17:06 Boil only the half for more fun!
Or just the last one so whoever needs it has to go buy more.
My first job was at a grocery store the top manager was an older lady who, regardless of the time of day, would say, "Good morning!" She was a true pioneer
15:03 "eat your parents"
God I love these so much. They are just perfect in balance with being harmless pranks to relationship enders and they are all the more hilarious
hey, "a path that's too windy leads nowhere" is actually pretty good! I might try to use that sometime lol 14:40
0:30 DID ANYONE NOTICE THE NAME OF THE FACTORY?!?!
The D!ldo factory 💀
AbsoFlutely
5:34 this was his whole plan all along. 💀
This was the most dopamine-infused 20 minutes of my life.
13:15 i think saying "aha it is you i knew i'd find you here nice to meet ya!" then shake their hand and wave to them while walking away
19:20 An AI cannot be a catalyst for such chaos
something about the voice and the body language and how the people randomly just randomly get fucking obliterated is so bloody funny to me lmao
I recently discovered these videos and omg where was this my whole life? like yesterday i randomly was telling my friends "Oh, so that's why they call you" and then said their name. I'm 100% taking inspiration from this
Today’s mission
During conversation, tell a friend “Oh, so that’s why they call you” and then say their name
TODAYS MISSION:keep doing a lot of these everyday till you’re friend becomes used to it then one day he expects you do to it but you don’t so he’s cautious wherever he goes
Here are some ideas:
Today's Mission: Next time you're at a friend's house who has an alexa, ask the alexa to set a 3 am alarm with horror movie sounds.
Today's Mission: Next time a friend comes to your house, take a picture of their phone. When they leave, text them that they forgot their phone and attach the image.
Today's Mission: Loudly fart in an elevator with just one other person and blame it on them.
Today's Mission: When talking to a friend, act as if they're saying a word slightly off and when they ask how its said correctly say it the exact same way but insist you said it differently.
Today's Mission: Walk around in public with a comically large rubber duck.
Doing today’a missions has really been incredible ever since the incident!
"You" mean the "incident"
7:47 I loved doing that in highschool
To the joker, this is a normal job
All missions accomplished sir o7.
16:02 i got a quiet place add after this. fire
Requirement: be ambidexterous
Today's mission: When talking to a stranger use your left hand as your primary hand, and when they ask if you're left-handed look at your left hand surprised, say "Oh shit, i'm sorry" and switch. Repeat for every primary hand question
TODAY'S MISSION: During a conversation, start speaking more and more quietly until the opponent notice.
I’ve taken on the task of completing all of these in order. I will edit in dashes for fails
Success: lllllllIl
Fails: lll
I love that there is something hidden in every video. And that you put the Deja vu one twice
IDK about ya´ll but this clip was kinda *CrEEpy* 5:16
18:12 I do this on a daily basis and no one notices
I read and do these religiously at this point. I literally wake up, watch a video, then prepare for it and so far I’ve lost half of my friend group mainly because they aren’t even close to aware of this channel. Please make a video on how to apologize to them 🥲
Upgrade on the scratched car one.
Put a phone number of your friends phone on it.
THANK GODDD THIS GUY HAS DIFFERENT MUSIC
I’m doing all these missions including the deja vu one twice and since they’re so quick I’m doing 10 per day
TODAYS MISSION : When someone does something Normal (Like cough) ask them why they just did that and look horrifed