Yoda FINALLY Kills Sidious and Destroys the Empire - Star Wars Infinities Explained

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  • IT'S FINALLY HERE!!! I know you've been looking forward to this, the 4th and final issue of Star Wars Infinites:A New Hope where Yoda takes matters into his own little hands.....
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  • @mohammadomar1430
    @mohammadomar1430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3447

    Did my man Yoda just kamakaze into a vastly populated city just to destroy the Senate?

    • @BID-od8jy
      @BID-od8jy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      He had the high ground what can i say

    • @tylerslagel5485
      @tylerslagel5485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      3C303 over 5000 levels, actually.

    • @thermslusitania1151
      @thermslusitania1151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @3C303 yes but sacrifices he made what he has destroyed the empire

    • @Wryvan
      @Wryvan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      If he didn't do that the dark side would reign over all.

    • @alexmowery8359
      @alexmowery8359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

  • @euthyphro8935
    @euthyphro8935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2104

    "24 years ago, threw the Senate at me you did. Forget so easily, I did not."

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      "Throw back at the Senate, i will."

    • @emilnedev4738
      @emilnedev4738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Phew ... so someone’s vindictive, I see

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Threw the senate pods at me, you did, dodged the one I threw back at you, you did. Now Emperor, Dodge this one dare you I do

    • @Deadassbruhfrfr
      @Deadassbruhfrfr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmaoo

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Reminded me of robot chicken...
      “I threw the senate at him, the WHOLE senate!”

  • @KermitTheArchitect
    @KermitTheArchitect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2223

    "If you throw a moon at me again, I'm gonna lose it" -Tony Stark.
    "This ain't moon bruh" -Yoda

    • @dasbubba841
      @dasbubba841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask on steroids.

    • @DatsRandom
      @DatsRandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Kermit The Architect
      “Moon it is not”

    • @donalddeluxe6407
      @donalddeluxe6407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Moon this is not, battlestation this is.

    • @user-rg9ex9xu7y
      @user-rg9ex9xu7y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Moon it is not, death star it is

    • @silent0089
      @silent0089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Moon bruh, this ain't

  • @vampricyoda
    @vampricyoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    "Hm. Genocide I will commit. Yes. Hmmmmm." *Crazy Laughter*

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      _All that time alone on Dagobah really got to him..._

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      vampricyoda “Apeshit I will go, care I do not”

    • @hecksters423
      @hecksters423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Xenocide*

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Blackheartzero, the Underground Song Critic Dagobah Ketamine is the craziest Ketamine there is

    • @seankim2916
      @seankim2916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is how yoda sticks up the middle finger

  • @TacitPoseidon
    @TacitPoseidon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4680

    "Destroy an entire planet, and kill countless innocents I will, to get to one guy."
    -Yoda, 5ABY in an alternate timeline.

    • @thegrimone9899
      @thegrimone9899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      The writing is so bad XD 😂

    • @ashb712
      @ashb712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      @@thegrimone9899 It does feel like we're watching something a child acted out with his Star Wars action figures.

    • @Joesolo13
      @Joesolo13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I mean, only MOST of a planet...

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Eh most of the people left on the planet by that point were sidious's suporters and criminals in the lower levels

    • @krys889
      @krys889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@demi-fiendoftime3825 yoda if anybody should understand that people can be swayed. they used to be in support of the republic and jedi in the clone wars, after all

  • @GeoRyukaiser
    @GeoRyukaiser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3288

    Sidious: "I have evaded your every attack before. How will this be any different?"
    Yoda: "Dodge this, you won't."

  • @seijuruhiko
    @seijuruhiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    This is how you do fan fiction. YOU JUST GO ALL OUT!

    • @UnrealPrimee
      @UnrealPrimee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      right ?? puts the sequel trilogy to dirtttt😂

    • @Brando-wc5mb
      @Brando-wc5mb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Unreal Primee it so does😂

    • @hanjizoe2648
      @hanjizoe2648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@UnrealPrimee Seriously, this whole freaking Alternative Universe was better then that cesspool that Disney helped make.
      Makes you wonder how uncreative the bastards in Lucasfilm really are.

  • @keenanharrison7264
    @keenanharrison7264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    All because luke missed one damn torpedo

    • @90deweydog
      @90deweydog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      it misfired

    • @spambreeder1001
      @spambreeder1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      So it didn't hit the reactor, then it still technically missed

    • @vigilant3263
      @vigilant3263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao true

    • @Smellbringer
      @Smellbringer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@spambreeder1001 But it wasn't Luke's fault.

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Deweydog90 I know this is such a small and negligible detail, but in this story, didn’t just one of the two torpedoes explode just a second too early, in the reactor shaft instead of the reactor, therefore causing only like 75% of the damage needed to disable/destroy the station instead of the 100% we see portrayed in the film?

  • @sword4005
    @sword4005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5191

    damn when yoda has the high ground it gets real

    • @judesantos8120
      @judesantos8120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Dark Kronis Underrated comment

    • @jordanmicahcook
      @jordanmicahcook 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dark Kronis OMG! This is probably my favorite TH-cam comment now! 😂😂😂

    • @EnergyBurst2
      @EnergyBurst2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      "Sidious, over it is. The high ground, I have." -Yoda probably

    • @azartarin143
      @azartarin143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Especially when his high ground is ranging above in space where the deathstar is stationed

    • @duncanearwood2039
      @duncanearwood2039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's funny cause Yoda's so short 😂😂

  • @Brandon93951
    @Brandon93951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

    This is what happens when you kill all of Yoda's Friends. He crashes a Battle Station on your head.

    • @rockrollfan2476
      @rockrollfan2476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      "Fuck with me, you don't" - Yoda

    • @red-gi6hx
      @red-gi6hx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      *STOP. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY. YOU'VE RUINED THE DRAMA.*

    • @aaronbradley3232
      @aaronbradley3232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha yeah that s*** was great man I don't know who I don't understand all these people crying about it

    • @aaronbradley3232
      @aaronbradley3232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tell those whining bytches that seem to not even understand that the whole planet wasn't destroyed when he crash-landed the Death Star I mean what the f*** is wrong with these idiots hating on Yoda

    • @aaronbradley3232
      @aaronbradley3232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This, is the guy who said coward Yoda was blah blah blah I'm doing a shity impression blah blah blah I don't understand what really happened blah blah blah this is probably the dumbest comment I've seen on this thread

  • @PugglevsPanda
    @PugglevsPanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3235

    This is what happens when Yoda snorts 40 pounds of ketamine

  • @Ted4321
    @Ted4321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Yoda,can ez get a space ship and command the 1000 of units to kill Paply.
    Also Yoda
    "Isis become i must"

  • @claypidgeon4807
    @claypidgeon4807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    “Come down and face me Yoda!”
    “I got u fam.”

  • @henksuli2879
    @henksuli2879 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2006

    Few years after
    Leia: I am the senate
    Luke: Not yet
    Leia: It's treason then

    • @kosaki9750
      @kosaki9750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yup

    • @readymaderoom9804
      @readymaderoom9804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Mace windu's force ghost) is this dejavu

    • @dar-nakkallig
      @dar-nakkallig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Luke is like: No you are a Jedi

    • @rometorres15
      @rometorres15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol when generel krell said thats its treason then

    • @DeMishMIsh
      @DeMishMIsh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TREASON? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND ARTHAS?

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    7:08 “come down and face me”
    Oh, that’s a poor choice of words

    • @GofaqYusef
      @GofaqYusef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Come down i will, look out the window i insist.

    • @valleypathfinder9891
      @valleypathfinder9891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Hey who turned off the sun?"
      *looks out the window*
      "......I have a bad feeling about this."

    • @broken7059
      @broken7059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poor choice of words, that was

    • @GM-kp7yw
      @GM-kp7yw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      24 years ago, he throw a Senate at him. And he took that personally

  • @Elyseon
    @Elyseon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Palpatine: "1v1 me fgt!!!"
    Yoda: "lol k omw"

  • @mattthenerd9283
    @mattthenerd9283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    The idea of a psycho C-3P0 pointing a blaster at Han's head and threatening him is just hilarious.

    • @DanB95
      @DanB95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Honestly with how mean Han is to C3P0 it is believable somehow LOL

    • @Hi-yk5os
      @Hi-yk5os 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Matt the Nerd Reprogramming

    • @jamesu.2541
      @jamesu.2541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It made me dick hard

    • @fatcat1
      @fatcat1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It just reminds me of c-3px

    • @nou8257
      @nou8257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only 1 of his 6 million forums of communication

  • @RoderickTiernan
    @RoderickTiernan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1651

    Who would win?
    The most powerful Empire in the whole galaxy
    One greenie boi

    • @chuchulainn9275
      @chuchulainn9275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      One greenie with a super laser.

    • @ajusino2324
      @ajusino2324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Hmmm kill billions i will

    • @idklol8607
      @idklol8607 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chuchulainn9275 yess

    • @huseyindemirci9113
      @huseyindemirci9113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He is 800 years old. WHAT A BOİ...

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well now Palpatine is alive so

  • @dweep9546
    @dweep9546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    This is like a fever dream lmao, what the hell did I just watch.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      You just watched an angry green boi snort a line of ketamine and slam the Death Star into a major city just to kill the senate.

    • @GlassStatus
      @GlassStatus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's like a sequence of dreams that makes less sense the farther it goes along

  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Yoda: so then I threw the Death Star at him! The whole Death Star!

    • @euthyphro8935
      @euthyphro8935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      *phone rings* "Go for popa Yoda."

    • @lenengquist592
      @lenengquist592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      True story

    • @theblueplague7164
      @theblueplague7164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Robot chicken reference

    • @crusader_8332
      @crusader_8332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You have an incoming call from: obi wan kenobi
      Yoda: ugh take this I have too
      Yoda: KENOBI HOWS MY FAVORITE JEDI

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yoda: "Whoa, slow down you must! What mean you that Palpatine is alive on Exogol?! Ah ! Dropped the entire Death Star on him I did!"

  • @imperialsecuritybureau6037
    @imperialsecuritybureau6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    “One death, a tragedy is. 100 trillion deaths, a statistic are.”
    - Yoda Stalin, 4 ABY.

  • @horizonnb457
    @horizonnb457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1617

    Well... Yoda got a bit dark but I kinda liked it...
    Seriously though, he must've killed at least over 100,000 in less than half an hour

    • @mericaman6388
      @mericaman6388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      maby a few mill

    • @ggarzagarcia
      @ggarzagarcia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      HorizonNB and he laughed "hehehe"

    • @Savoury_Jalapeno
      @Savoury_Jalapeno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      HorizonNB well those same people betrayed his Jedi brothers and killed them all.

    • @PeliSotilas
      @PeliSotilas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      How many innocents died on coruscant by colliding the Death star with the planet.

    • @St3yn012
      @St3yn012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Trillions of people live on Curosant, the Death Star crashing into the planet like would've have probably wiped out 50% of all lives there, but some of the lower levels would probably survive. Yoda may is the largest mass murderer the Star Wars universe has ever seen in this comic.

  • @connorfox1551
    @connorfox1551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "its over anakin, I have the high ground!"
    *Yoda slowly laughs*

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ome of the few actually funny High Ground jokes, and it's not even upvoted once (aside from me).

  • @commanderpoppinfresh5288
    @commanderpoppinfresh5288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Luke: engages in an epic battle with Leia
    Yoda: chillin with his homies

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    And in that moment Yoda killed more people than both the CIS and REPUBLIC combined, coming close to the empire kill rate, if not matching it.
    Light side powerful it is, but green people more powerful they are.

    • @treemover7259
      @treemover7259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      not really thats not a planet ending event its basically a gigantic hydraulic press pressing onto the temple

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      treemover
      You have to take into account that he was devastating the Imperial Fleet seconds prior and that Coruscant and the Death Star are both heavily populated and layered... Not mentioning that Coruscant is supposed to be the most populated planet in the galaxy at this point.
      If we’re going to be realistic (which is pretty far fetched already but bear with me) Yoda should’ve at least rendered Coruscant mostly uninhabitable and completely destroyed the Death Star, this isn’t a hydraulic press pushing on the temple, this is a planet colliding with a “moon” that also happens to be extremely explosive.

    • @mrziggyzaggy113
      @mrziggyzaggy113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kermit entered the chat

    • @RKNGL
      @RKNGL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@treemover7259
      That blast was pretty planet ending. The death star is far larger than the asteroid that wiped out the Dinos on our planet.

    • @goldenhd9656
      @goldenhd9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      K who cares tho

  • @Bms010
    @Bms010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Sidious: you underestimate the power of the dark side.
    Yoda: powerful the dark side is but the high ground I have.
    Sidious: looks up seeing literally planet size death star crashing down on his head.

  • @bgmon8946
    @bgmon8946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Sideus:"I have evaded your every attack before. How will this be any different?"
    Yoda:"YEET!!"

  • @buddy9075
    @buddy9075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    *Yoda: Hmm committed mass murder I have, going to hell I am*

    • @larry9228
      @larry9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *Crazy Laughter*

    • @Flynn01979
      @Flynn01979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Kills millions, still ends up a force ghost.

    • @Matt_6781
      @Matt_6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Slaughter some kids, I will

    • @slappybio1686
      @slappybio1686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      all that wouldn't happened if Mace Windu went to kashyyyk instead of him

    • @chozer1
      @chozer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Worth it, it was.

  • @astrobearable
    @astrobearable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    WTF?! Yoda just 9-11 Corusaunt!! All that is missing from that scene was Yoda screaming Admiral Akbar!

    • @BesY24
      @BesY24  6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      No, no no no no no no no!

    • @sc_art5408
      @sc_art5408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      9/11 didn’t render most of the planet inhospitable...

    • @WhiteRainxX
      @WhiteRainxX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      astrobearable lmaoooo

    • @MrSquidMasta
      @MrSquidMasta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Plasma beams can't melt steel beams. Kappa

    • @BagzAndPresident
      @BagzAndPresident 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Star Commander 9/11 was a #falseflagattack

  • @notoriousblt1038
    @notoriousblt1038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    Yoda just straight up murdered like a trillion people WTF

  • @Gr33nOfGrundleburg
    @Gr33nOfGrundleburg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Yoda be like, "Your cheeks, clap them I will."

  • @joshdidgit6398
    @joshdidgit6398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Who else was expecting Yoda to face the emperor in an honorable fight and then after winning re sits on the jedi council with Luke and Leia's or was that just me

    • @forbiddenbanana9255
      @forbiddenbanana9255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was expecting that as well

    • @johncanes5686
      @johncanes5686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josh_didgit gaming channel me also. (Didn’t want to say me too as I’m not part of that.)

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh_didgit gaming channel I was too, although I like this ending

    • @Alpha121198
      @Alpha121198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yoda know that he can’t beat Palpatine himself. I was personally hoping for a recently redeemed Anakin and Grand Master Yoda to double team him.

    • @aiosquadron
      @aiosquadron 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but it will take lots more time of writing than this

  • @emperorcokelord1021
    @emperorcokelord1021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Damn...Yoda has a high killstreak that nobody can compete against in the Star Wars Universe

    • @nou8257
      @nou8257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Killamanjaro

    • @RKNGL
      @RKNGL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@nou8257
      Killionarie

    • @nou8257
      @nou8257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RKNGL killpocalypse

    • @HittingBandy
      @HittingBandy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Killstreak unlock: tactical nuke

    • @panzerscoutsmemories1152
      @panzerscoutsmemories1152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emperor Coke Lord Nihulus?

  • @unknown404x
    @unknown404x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    I am fairly certain Han in this insane timeline has no interest in having children with Leia. 😆

    • @ggarzagarcia
      @ggarzagarcia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      ToxicDubZ after becoming a Dark Jedi, hell ya he be scared

    • @PaXCrew100
      @PaXCrew100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Idk man, it's kinda kinky if you ask me LOL.

    • @fredyeezy4895
      @fredyeezy4895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That means no Ben Swolo!!!! TRIGGERED

    • @hyp3rhippo
      @hyp3rhippo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      good, one less mass murderer in the galaxy

    • @eliasjackson5034
      @eliasjackson5034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HyP3r_HiPp0 agreed.

  • @Horneroid
    @Horneroid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    This ending is basically Star-Wars Independence Day.
    Yoda: Hello boys, back I am!

  • @bcgazero6472
    @bcgazero6472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    *yoda suddenly appears above the death star*
    Yoda: *wryyyyyyy*

    • @tallerstond8105
      @tallerstond8105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sidious about to do the Ora Ora thing but fail

    • @drsharkboy6568
      @drsharkboy6568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yoda: *in Dio voice*
      DEATHA STARU DA!
      Emperor: *Ded. Not big surprise.*
      *Directed by KONO DIO DA!*

    • @PerfectAzrael
      @PerfectAzrael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cringe, that is so bad.

  • @thaddaustortellini432
    @thaddaustortellini432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Can we please take a moment and regonize that this ending is even more epic than that of the Original Episode IV.

    • @znspyder
      @znspyder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      This was way better than episode 6

    • @omega_sam
      @omega_sam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yeah, but then there wouldn't have been any emotional conversation between Luke and Anakin

    • @thenetgamer2
      @thenetgamer2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Literally Legends...

    • @smolphoenix8942
      @smolphoenix8942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      blacklight Syphon it’s probably better than Empire

    • @roguepoison
      @roguepoison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I was thinking the same thing. This version is just incredible in comparison to EPVI
      Though I still prefer the originals just because of the build up and seeing Luke and Anakin interact, but besides that, this is the version I'd love to see animated as a what-if series

  • @legendhole432
    @legendhole432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    A Jedi only uses the force for defence and knowledge Yoda said. He then goes crashing the death star into a planet with civilians living there. Very defensive if I do say so myself.

    • @luckycharm7105
      @luckycharm7105 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheUnorthodoxParadox ikr

    • @BagzAndPresident
      @BagzAndPresident 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TheUnorthodoxParadox sacrificing the few for the many

    • @rockrebell
      @rockrebell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Technically, he used the engine of the death star.

    • @ziephel-6780
      @ziephel-6780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And yet the Sith are the bad guys.

    • @urekmazino6800
      @urekmazino6800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lyberious \/ lol its non canon so doesnt matter

  • @Deadassbruhfrfr
    @Deadassbruhfrfr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "Luke watched from afar, the courage of yoda, the force will always be with him"
    Lmaoo he just straight up genocided trillions of innocent people to kill one bad guy. I love how they make yoda sound like a hero.

    • @AdaWongFanofc
      @AdaWongFanofc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He blew up the entire fleet just to kill one captain

    • @lemrsh
      @lemrsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @OHGAS not just the men,the women and children too

    • @deusexmachina101
      @deusexmachina101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I think what you're meaning to say is acceptable casualties

    • @Stephanthecuteblondie2567
      @Stephanthecuteblondie2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@deusexmachina101 no Is not

    • @gonkdroid4920
      @gonkdroid4920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly, he killed family’s just to kill a emperor and say he is a “hero.”

  • @BigCybran
    @BigCybran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Sidious: Come over ;)
    Yoda: I can‘t. On the deathstar, i am.
    Sidious: My parents aren‘t home.
    Yoda: *This video*

    • @obi-wankenobimasterjediand5091
      @obi-wankenobimasterjediand5091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sidious probably killed his parents

    • @Plantify9339
      @Plantify9339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@obi-wankenobimasterjediand5091 for the greater good, it was.

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obi-Wan Kenobi / Master Jedi and high grounder he actually did

    • @ace74909
      @ace74909 ปีที่แล้ว

      it should be, am burning ketamine

  • @custodianguard749
    @custodianguard749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    So yoda crashed the death star onto the most populated planet in the galaxy. So basically he killed how many people doing so. You know maybe the sith had a point to kill all the jedi.

    • @rageinthecage2073
      @rageinthecage2073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Well one must remember that Yoda is pretty pissed....like over 9000 pissed

    • @StardustNova69
      @StardustNova69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rageinthecage2073IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lastofrwby8395
      @lastofrwby8395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well not to justify slaughter but the sith did start it by killing the jedi

    • @saptarshibhowmick5220
      @saptarshibhowmick5220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lastofrwby8395 and the jedi started by the sith empire massacre

    • @funybirbman3813
      @funybirbman3813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, to be fair, they did kill more than him, and my predictive text result, Hitler

  • @Luffy3713
    @Luffy3713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Sidious: I have Vader the clones and order 66
    *Years Later*
    Yoda with a touch of dark side: *"Proceeds to commit the biggest kamikaze ever"*

    • @tylerslagel5485
      @tylerslagel5485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yoda: “Your Death Star, I have.”
      *Palp’s windows grow ominously darker*

  • @skeeyee5477
    @skeeyee5477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Palpatine: "I have beaten you once already, and now i shall do it twice!"
    Yoda: "Doubt that i do"
    *boom*

  • @CallMeKevan
    @CallMeKevan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Palpatine: You underestimate the power of the dark side.
    Yoda: Parry this you filthy casual.

  • @rockrollfan2476
    @rockrollfan2476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Yoda brought down the death star (literally)!

  • @Patotato_Man
    @Patotato_Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Thanos: (throws a moon)
    Yoda: Hold my beer...

    • @jamesyap8364
      @jamesyap8364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ketamine*

    • @danese1636
      @danese1636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yoda: I AM the moon!

    • @therealjeffinator3435
      @therealjeffinator3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats no moon...
      It's a high jedi master!

    • @bro-be3bd
      @bro-be3bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danese1636
      The moon, I am.

  • @xx_admiralhipper420_xx9
    @xx_admiralhipper420_xx9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Plot Twist: The death star was actually Yoda's killstreak

    • @keithsantana145
      @keithsantana145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yoda's fatality in Mortal Kombat If he were a playable character.

    • @Aahmpower
      @Aahmpower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      See guys?, He was unhappy with his stats after the match

  • @godzillakaijuboy
    @godzillakaijuboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Every rebel on that Death Star: Are running away.
    Sidious: You can't stop me!
    Rebels: We know, but he can!
    Yoda: (rams the death star)

  • @helpmereach690subscribers3
    @helpmereach690subscribers3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    *_“Filthy causal parry this you must.”_*

    • @obi-wankenobi8409
      @obi-wankenobi8409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Proceeds to crash a superweapon into a vastly populated building.

    • @swingity7092
      @swingity7092 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Senate is dead one way or another...

  • @akamundi864
    @akamundi864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    yoda had the high ground

    • @thedarkknight727
      @thedarkknight727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      kreepercraft: I thought Chuck Norris was the master of the high ground. 😆

    • @akamundi864
      @akamundi864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Incorrect, ben swolo is the hello there of the kenobi's high ground

    • @danese1636
      @danese1636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yoda had the ULTIMATE HIGH GROUND!!!!
      YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE HIGH GROUND.
      IT'S OVER EMPIRE! I HAVE THE HIGHGROUND!
      YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY HIGH GROUND!
      DON'T TRY IT!!
      HIIIGHHH GROOOOUUNDDDDDD!!!!!
      *Boom*

    • @thedarkknight727
      @thedarkknight727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Danese: Your comment should be a international MEME. 😉

    • @akamundi864
      @akamundi864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Danese Lol, amazing.

  • @ath_ala8078
    @ath_ala8078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "end it, i must."
    -Yoda

    • @spicingdeed8931
      @spicingdeed8931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Dabbed on sidious i have, Killed trillions, i did."

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SpiCing D33d Parry this, you must

  • @theredblurb132
    @theredblurb132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Only reason Yoda dropped the death star was because he was locked out of the weapons systems....
    Let that fact and the implications sink in for a bit.

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bob Muskego I mean.....when life gives you lemons right?

    • @cecilrichardson2494
      @cecilrichardson2494 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's not saying that he could have mind-tricked the gunners on the Death Star, and then told them to arm & fire the super laser..

  • @ioanjordan5122
    @ioanjordan5122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    so yoda's a mass murderer now, awesome

    • @winnietheboogaloo4584
      @winnietheboogaloo4584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ioan Jordan oh no... When you drop a moon on a planet with a population of over a trillion, you effectively wipe out all life on that planet. The impact would destroy Everything on that hemisphere. The resulting thermal energy would scorch the atmosphere utterly destroying the planets biosphere, and the kicked up debris and irradiated materials would black out the sun and make the air that was left completely unbreathable. Aside from thosr who could escape on a ship and weren't killed immediately, the remaining population would survive for a matter of hours before succumbing to environment toxicity
      Oh no, yoda is in genocide land now.
      What he did was actually worse than what happened to the people on alderan. At least they went quickly. The people of Corosant who survived the impact will take anywhere from hours to days to die.

    • @fristnamelastname5549
      @fristnamelastname5549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pudding Pants "Yoda is in Genocide land now" how come I laughed at that part?

    • @sonnywoods6846
      @sonnywoods6846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yoda basically did the same thing the Empire did when they blew up Alderan! This book basically said there is no difference betweent he jedi and the sith

    • @sirmole7296
      @sirmole7296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@winnietheboogaloo4584 The Death Star is no moon... It is a space station

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Billions dead upon impact, trillions later due to difficulties in procurement of food imports thanks to the literal asteroid field thrown in orbit.

  • @notosure2148
    @notosure2148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Saw the "What if Luke Missed His Shot" video, and now "Yoda Kills Sidious"
    -I may have missed something.

  • @angrycinnabon2956
    @angrycinnabon2956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love the idea of Yoda going out with a bang, literally. The strongest of the remaining Jedi crushing the strongest Sith.

  • @goldenbucket5731
    @goldenbucket5731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Palpatine: come fight me yoda!
    Yoda: come to you I will
    Palpatine: Wait now? But you are in the-
    Yoda: come to you I am
    Palpatine: WAIT YOUR IN THE-

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Very poor choice of words you made Emperor, or should I say, Darth Sidious

    • @anakinskinwalker1724
      @anakinskinwalker1724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kamikaze I must, for the Younglings my actions are for

    • @soldiergaming8899
      @soldiergaming8899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anakinskinwalker1724 OH N O

    • @darthwiizius
      @darthwiizius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anakinskinwalker1724
      The Charred side is strong with you.

  • @thediabolicallemon3135
    @thediabolicallemon3135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "HE CRUSHED THE ENTIRE DEATHSTAR ON THE BUILDING!" I'm laughing so hard I can't even

  • @MigrantThought
    @MigrantThought 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    I actually think yoda fell to the dark side in the end. that was not a mind trick that was mind domination.

    • @costistoiciu4863
      @costistoiciu4863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Regardless of mind domination or not, absolutely murdering billions is not the jedi way

    • @lukaszwojcik8174
      @lukaszwojcik8174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@costistoiciu4863 It's not like killing was strictly forbidden for Jedi. They were doing it all the time when it was necessary. For example Obiwan was not suprised at all when he learnt Anakin killed Dooku, of course he didnt know that the Senate talked him into doing that and that it took him down the path of the Dark Side, because he didnt know Dooku was unarmed and could be captured, but in general killing during war was not a problem for the Jedi Order. Canon Yoda probably would sacrifice billions to execute the last Sith Lord in existance and bring balance to the force, if he was ever given this choice, and he was here.

    • @m4sherman926
      @m4sherman926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@costistoiciu4863 I mean, the entire sith-jedi war was a thing so that’s not really true.

    • @ace74909
      @ace74909 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@costistoiciu4863 murdering 3 trillion is

    • @Zminator1986
      @Zminator1986 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yoda must've taken his entire stash of ketamine in one go.

  • @johnlowrey2572
    @johnlowrey2572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Luke: fighting several royal guards
    Han: *S O A N Y W A Y I J U S T S T A R T E D B L A S T I N G*

  • @connoo2890
    @connoo2890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Jihad, I am!" ~Yoda

  • @ReaverLordTonus
    @ReaverLordTonus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    If there's one "what if" story I would like to see done, what if Owen Lars let Luke go to the imperial flight academy? Luke was already a skilled pilot so he would have definitely shown promise and became an imperial Ace and likely assigned close to the Death Star and to Vader. Without a doubt Vader would have sensed Luke's potential and strength in the force, he would subtlety test him till he was certain of Luke's power and then provide his guidance to help him realize his full potential. We would then see Luke as Vader's right hand man, convinced that they are restoring peace and order to the galaxy, motivated by a lie by Vader that his father (who Owen had told him was a freighter navigator) was killed when pirates working for the rebels attacked his ship. By the time the events of Episode 4 begin, Luke stands at Vader's side and assumes Vader's role in capturing Leia, destroying Alderan, and is there when Obi wan faces Vader, perhaps aiding his master in the fight against the last of the Jedi. Before Obi wan is killed by Vader, he reveals to Luke that his father did not die at the hands of the Rebels, but that Vader is is father. Obi wan dies but Luke is left troubled by what he's discovered, Vader does his best to explain himself to Luke but his trust in him is shattered. Spurred on by the voice of Kenobi, Luke goes to Leia and decides to free her and they escape together. Vader is upset by this betrayal but the emperor assures him that they will both be back eventually and they begin using the Death Star against the rebellion, one planet at a time. With Leia at his side, Luke must now begin a journey of redemption in order to return and face his father and and destroy the empire that had corrupted and twisted him.
    To be continued.

    • @Tywil714
      @Tywil714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You should write a fanfiction

    • @bunnyattic0009
      @bunnyattic0009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dude that sounds awesome

    • @Guraguao73
      @Guraguao73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I tip my hat to you. One legend to another

    • @crows6591
      @crows6591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NEED THAT

    • @Dynaman21
      @Dynaman21 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From what I remember, this was part of Peter David’s rejected pitch for Infinities, that the droid never malfunctioned so Luke went to the academy of his own volition. It ended with Leia ruling the galaxy as a Sith, and Luke as her lover since no one told them about the incest thing.

  • @PrideTheFallen108
    @PrideTheFallen108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Hold on a second
    Artoo died no effing way

    • @closegripbenchpress489
      @closegripbenchpress489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      artoo dying makes it 2x times less cannon

    • @charlesdickinson6341
      @charlesdickinson6341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pride fallen and they put his personality back into an R-2 body... Give him a vocoder, at least...

    • @30AndHatingIt
      @30AndHatingIt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They've essentially done that in the new trilogy... after saving the primary and supporting cast a whopping 18 times between episodes 1 and 6, he's pretty much been replaced by BB-8 and thrown into the background. You know, "let the past die, kill it if you have to" and all that.....

    • @monus782
      @monus782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't argue with that. Probably that's what I felt without knowing it when I was watching the new trilogy.

    • @thegrimone9899
      @thegrimone9899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The new stuff (Other than Rogue one) is so poorly done...

  • @sprinkleman8103
    @sprinkleman8103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Damn man
    When Yoda has 10 minutes to come to your birthday party he sure is *fast*

  • @HyperionStudios
    @HyperionStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Tarkin: "Firing the laser will yield the same result! What are you doing?!"
    xXY0datheMa5ster69Xx: "About sending a message, it is.."

    • @redstonewatcher6651
      @redstonewatcher6651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So basically yoda becomes posessed by the spirit of Darth Alpharad

    • @Arygua
      @Arygua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The laser was disabled, he had to kamakazi.

  • @Demonai_Warrior
    @Demonai_Warrior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Yoda destroyed an entire fleet and crashed the Death Star onto one of, if not THE most densely populated city in the galaxy. So many innocents!

    • @herpderp7274
      @herpderp7274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What you never made an omelette?

    • @yoshii2757
      @yoshii2757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@herpderp7274 you beat me by 4 months.

    • @gabrielherman3004
      @gabrielherman3004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gotta crack a few trillion eggs to make a omelette

    • @mooh2802
      @mooh2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a boss

    • @beeen44
      @beeen44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im so proud of my little green friend

  • @DenDhur
    @DenDhur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    These are hilarious😂👏 well done! 3PO taking Han by gunpoint, just amazing.

    • @capkhi5070
      @capkhi5070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Han v 3P0...
      Oh that's 3P0 all the way right there eh. Best star wars character, just the best.

    • @BigJubble
      @BigJubble 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "You you want to tell you the odds of me shooting you in the head Mr Solo?"

    • @jedimasterham2
      @jedimasterham2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's payback for all the wisecrack remarks made by Han! -_-

    • @Ironmaniacs7
      @Ironmaniacs7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Surprised his arms have the mobility to pull that off.

    • @Dakarai_Knight
      @Dakarai_Knight 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bo C that's the part that really startled me

  • @1MoreTurn
    @1MoreTurn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Yoda: “Move sith. get out the way, get out the way.”

  • @waddledee2857
    @waddledee2857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Legend of Yoda: Majoda’s Mask

    • @ethansouthwick6380
      @ethansouthwick6380 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s one fever dream if I ever heard one.
      I like it. 😁

  • @obi-wankenobi8406
    @obi-wankenobi8406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    So tarkin got demoted to a mere admiral

    • @St3yn012
      @St3yn012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah I was kinda confused at that one as well.

    • @e.d.2626
      @e.d.2626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was his rank in the clone wars

    • @obi-wankenobi8406
      @obi-wankenobi8406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kckings31 yeah but grand mof is higher

    • @BeyondNamez
      @BeyondNamez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Different timeline. He was never grand moff in this one I think

    • @akselmarazyan8091
      @akselmarazyan8091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right! He was grand moff at the time which was the highest rank

  • @terrenceleonard7037
    @terrenceleonard7037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    This made me cry tears of joy

  • @GodittoC
    @GodittoC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Do or do not. There's only RODA ROLLA DA!!!"
    -Yoda

    • @PerfectAzrael
      @PerfectAzrael 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      cringe

    • @GodittoC
      @GodittoC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PerfectAzrael correct. So are you.

    • @buddercat45
      @buddercat45 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GodittoC careful yoda's ghost hijacked his account
      he'll likely ram it into your face

  • @romram7984
    @romram7984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    *expects yoda to lightsaber battle the emperor in a similar manner to their battle in episode 3.*
    *sees the deathstar slam into the building he was in*
    me: Welp thats something i didnt even know i wanted to see but now i want to see it in a movie

  • @DarkKnight52365
    @DarkKnight52365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    i dont think yoda would do something that crazy but damn it certainly is an interesting way of winning

    • @luckycharm7105
      @luckycharm7105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Knightikhan I would like to see that happen in the movie

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Remember when he struck that tree with lightning in The Last Jedi?

    • @Keith-zr2ct
      @Keith-zr2ct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly I think it’s fair, everybody on corasaunt was brain washed by the empire

  • @stevenf.gonzalez1080
    @stevenf.gonzalez1080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Alternative video name : that time yoda singlehandedly committed a planet wide genocide just to kill one guy.....

    • @Keith-zr2ct
      @Keith-zr2ct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Steven F. Gonzalez actually no, everybody on corasaunt was on the empires side, none of them tried to resist against the empire in the book.

    • @ottersirotten4290
      @ottersirotten4290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So Genocide isnt Genocide if the genocided People are "evil"? ok

    • @Keith-zr2ct
      @Keith-zr2ct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      my point is that people think yoda is evil for destroying corasaunt but the truth is, yoda was targeting the entire empire too, the whole empire was on that planet.

    • @Keith-zr2ct
      @Keith-zr2ct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes he did a genocide but really, he shouldn’t be considered evil imo

    • @ottersirotten4290
      @ottersirotten4290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now i get it, Genocide is still Genocide but its ok if the genocided People are on the "wrong" Side. ok!

  • @Atlas3060
    @Atlas3060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Palpatine: "Come down to the Senate and face me Yo---why am I hearing Majora's Mask music now?"
    *Yoda cackling* "A terrible fate, the Dark Side has."

  • @ronnocenarrik826
    @ronnocenarrik826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Are we all going to ignore the fact that yoda most likely killed a lot of innocent civilians when he crashed the deathstar into corrisant?

    • @Jeffthecreepyastafan
      @Jeffthecreepyastafan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I think the realism in this was taken for stupidity

    • @zurango3373
      @zurango3373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mmm destroy sidious i must acceptable casualties they are

    • @danese1636
      @danese1636 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoda: Yes! *Yoda laughter intensifies*

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like Sidious wasn’t gonna use the Death Star to literally annihilate Alderaan and kill billions upon billions

    • @pagawn1640
      @pagawn1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, we won’t

  • @undead4500
    @undead4500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    that is kinda overkill if you want to kill sidious lol.

    • @luckycharm7105
      @luckycharm7105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      undead4500 but he kinda deserved it

    • @undead4500
      @undead4500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      "have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Sidious the flat?"

    • @luckycharm7105
      @luckycharm7105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      undead4500 No I have not

    • @Jisim33
      @Jisim33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      undead4500 lmaoooo

    • @Strawhat_Kal
      @Strawhat_Kal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's not a story the jedi would tell you

  • @davidvarnes7708
    @davidvarnes7708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Obi-Wan Kenobi: I've got the high ground!
    Yoda: My beer... hold it you will.

  • @maltheopia
    @maltheopia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You know, this 'what if' series started out so reasonably and look what happened. Seriously, WTH Yoda?

    • @Jeffthecreepyastafan
      @Jeffthecreepyastafan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Image if the galaxy learned that Jedi Master Yoda crashed the death star filled with many innocent inocombatents, soldiers, and the billions if not Trillion's of civilians to be killed by the death star a small moon size object nearly distorying a planet.....the rebellion and the Jedi order would loose all credibility after a stunt like this

    • @talkingcontroller9396
      @talkingcontroller9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jeffthecreepyastafan the rebels did it twice in canon so yeah xD

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@talkingcontroller9396 Uh no they didn't. When did they crash either Death Star into a planet?

    • @talkingcontroller9396
      @talkingcontroller9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@suchiuomizu I meant destroying a place where billions of people died, not literally crashing the Death Star into a planet xD

  • @Yeahimman32
    @Yeahimman32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Palpatine: Come face me noob
    Yoda: K
    *Pulls the Death Star towards the buildings*
    Palpatine: Huh

  • @leninisbae
    @leninisbae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Didn’t he kill almost a trillion civilians by crashing the death star into corusant?

    • @samueljosephs6793
      @samueljosephs6793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Vader’s Fist
      Yes. "The Jedi deal in shades of grey"

    • @mike-fr2vf
      @mike-fr2vf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @nguyenduy5819
      @nguyenduy5819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Empire civillians

    • @Toa9440
      @Toa9440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Nguyen Duy just because they followed the empire doesn’t mean they were evil

    • @cptndunsel8088
      @cptndunsel8088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They were collaborators!

  • @darylfranklin5354
    @darylfranklin5354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    That was definitely worth watching. I look forward to seeing more

  • @eaglehood224
    @eaglehood224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Yoda: Waited a long time for this, I have, my tall dark friend.

  • @theredguardowen8083
    @theredguardowen8083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I like this timeline a lot more than the movies : D

    • @ryanb6614
      @ryanb6614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol I was just thinking that this story would be a great movie

    • @jackhummer8344
      @jackhummer8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Even though in this timeline the "heroes" are literally terrorists.

    • @darkhound34
      @darkhound34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right

    • @almasi-horvathbalintbalint3776
      @almasi-horvathbalintbalint3776 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed, Disney has to buy the plot for a few fan fictions and make a series about alternative stories and endings in the star Wars verse.

    • @theredguardowen8083
      @theredguardowen8083 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackhummer8344 consider this though: the Rebels as a whole were always terrorisits, but because the main story is built around them, the audience never sees it that way.

  • @greg2961
    @greg2961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Luke would've been better off not blowing up the Death Star. The galaxy's in better shape then it currently is in canon. 😂

  • @masterrserch3971
    @masterrserch3971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    that was a fun series...i started searching the web for the other 2 series also, not that i dont like your videos, you KNOW i do hahaha...but you got me so pumped for this series, that i just want to read them all, don't want to wait for them all!
    Keep up the good work, Bessy!

    • @BesY24
      @BesY24  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol i understand :D

  • @cobraking1419
    @cobraking1419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Commit Various War Crimes I must”- Yoda 2018

  • @susmane5482
    @susmane5482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The death star crashing on palpatine reminds me of when the moon crashes down to earth in Majora's Mask

    • @smolphoenix8942
      @smolphoenix8942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex Moreno by god! You’re right!

    • @KingOfHearts9999
      @KingOfHearts9999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think Palpatine has time to go rescue the four giants or knows the oath to order. He’s boned.

  • @timbartschwolfman
    @timbartschwolfman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Can't wait for Infinities Empire Strikes Back

    • @BesY24
      @BesY24  6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You won't have to wait for long buddy, stay tuned XD

    • @timbartschwolfman
      @timbartschwolfman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Star Wars Comics
      Thanks

    • @aaronbradley3232
      @aaronbradley3232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unfortunately infinite's Empire Strikes Back and Jedi both sucked this is the only good one

  • @marker2004
    @marker2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Wouldn't the Death Star crashing into a planet the size of Coruscant cause catastrophe on a global scale?
    Coruscant is the richest and most influential world in the galaxy and a population of 2 trillion plus, The ripple effect would have create chaos throughout the galaxy.
    Yoda is a monster!

    • @Darth_Insidious
      @Darth_Insidious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Too dangerous to be left alive, the emporer is.

    • @konsorllish8140
      @konsorllish8140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Necessary it was, for the epic explosion it created

    • @tylerslagel5485
      @tylerslagel5485 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Martha Sviniard it’s still billions dead.

    • @tylerslagel5485
      @tylerslagel5485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Martha Sviniard the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was only 6 miles across. That’s it. Six. The crater it produced was 100 miles wide. Even if the Death Star was traveling very slowly, it still fell well above terminal velocity, and the seismic disturbance generated by such a large mass would trigger earthquakes big enough to kill billions. A 7.0 killed 200,000 people in real life. This would generate at least a 10.0 on a city planet. Think of the literally hundreds of millions of structures that would be collapsing. Each easily with thousands of people in them.
      Finally, this is a comic. The atmospheric friction thing could easily have been writer oversight. It’s implied to have been traveling thousands of miles per hour. Because why not? Yoda would *fly* it into Palestine if he could. Even just letting it fall would cause it to achieve speeds of thousands of miles per hour.

    • @tylerslagel5485
      @tylerslagel5485 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Martha Sviniard don’t forget, the Death Star wouldn’t just destroy the area it directly flattened. As even shown in the comic, there was a huge explosion.

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's really fun to imagine Yoda just walking around talking and having the Troopers repeat everything he says as he says it.

  • @nickomode1
    @nickomode1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Leia: *asks Vader for help once*
    Vader: *saves her instantly*
    Luke in RoTJ: Am I a joke to you

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because Leia was somewhere else, and he could always get her, but here creamy sheev was gonna kill them both

  • @Slayerthecrow
    @Slayerthecrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I kind of like that original trilogy didn't ended up like this, I mean Ewoks beating the empire is one thing, but Yoda committing mass genocide is another, but I most say, it was very epic.

  • @digitalsoundgarden2593
    @digitalsoundgarden2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    yoda: "firepower i not have but mass i do."

  • @AzureVoltic
    @AzureVoltic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The evil Leia and all the Skywalkers against Palpatine is honestly an amazing story. I wouldn't have minded a varient of this story on the big screen.

  • @holygramatha4978
    @holygramatha4978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Who else almost wants this over the original OT?

  • @ibrasir5581
    @ibrasir5581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You make some awesome videos keep it up and May the force be with you

  • @thisisabucket1262
    @thisisabucket1262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Nobody:
    Yoda in the thumbnail: 🗿

  • @podster12
    @podster12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When Yoda asked his friend osama for some advice.

  • @Lukeplaysshuff
    @Lukeplaysshuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If Coruscant wasn't enough of a cataclysmic anarchic wasteland in the current timeline after the civil war ended I wonder how much chaos to the planet a death star impact would cause.