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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ต.ค. 2024
- This is not The Decayer App, it is The DK Crap.
if you came from @donthaveaniceday on tiktok, that’s me
I worked on this Donkey Kong 64 Rap meme off and on for a long time (read: way too long).
If you don't sub to me, you're a frickin' disgrace.
full lyrics:
So they're finally here, performing for nerds
If you know the words, you know the words
Put your hands up, I'm robbing you
Give me your money, or I will shoot
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, he rules by force
He crushes his foes with no remorse
He has a gun, but his aim is piss
If he shoots ya, it's gonna miss
He's BiiB, FaaF, and he's also gay
He's the worst member of the KKK
Huh!
KKK! Kool Kong Klub! KKK!
This kong's got style, unlike you
She can shrink in size and say uwu
She's quick and nimble and nimble and quick and quick and nimble
Sheesh
If you do not like her, you are wrong
All her haters can eat my dong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no face
Th-th-th-th-this kong is a fuckin' disgrace
He can can handstand when he can handstand
And stretch his arms out just for Sans
Inflate himself like a fuckin' disgrace
This fuckin' disgrace is a fuckin' disgrace
Guess who's back, back again
Diddy's back, tell a friend
He can get real high with his dank weed
Which he got from Sneed's Feed and Seed
He'll make America great again
When he says a word which starts with "N"
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
And then there's Chunky
He's dead.
JK! He isn't dead!
Creepy ambience sound effect credit: • Creepy/Dark Space Ambi...
![[YTP] DK Rap 3](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ELBZm5Rqyd8/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] DK Rap 3](/img/tr.png)
![[YTP] The DK diss track](/img/n.gif)
“Th-th-th-this Kong is a fking disgrace.”
Me- *laughing for 20 mins of this*
laughing for longer than the actual length of the video?
I think, yes.
I’ve had moments where I laughed for quite a while
Me with a friend have laughed of this like one month
the fact that “gay” sounded so good compared to all the other edited words was so hilarious to me
same
he's biib, faaf, and he's also GAY.
The fact that this still rhymes is incredible
well, you might have noticed that there were a few parts where i couldn't think of a rhyme...
@@Snidbertsonic sucks
@@salescobar1266 what
@@Snidbert I said sonic sucks
@@salescobar1266 ok but what does that have to do with anything?
0:31 i love the last second change from "hurt" to "miss"
it's gonna miss
The entire video is perfect. But no joke can top the Kool Kong Klub. I have laughed a consecutive 30 minutes at that joke alone.
i'm glad you like it!
@@Snidbert it's a master piece it made my day
"Hes the worst member of the kkk" absolutely broke me
snapped your bones in half
Definitely what KKK stands for
@@Snidbert do not abbreviate “The Loud Drawing Robot”
*b a n a n a s*
Kool kong klub
1:21 how my parents explain me to their friends
i'm sorry to hear that. for what it's worth, i don't think you're a fuckin' disgrace
i'm sorry to hear that. for what it's worth, i think you have a face c:
@@Snidbert Don’t worry,it was just a dark humor joke.
i'm sorry to hear that. for what it's worth, i don't think you have no style, or no face
Can you handstand though?
This is the most threatening DK rap I've ever heard.
what, were you threatened by how perfect it was?
“If you know the words, you know the words”
*HMMM YES, THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR*
He can handstand, when he can handstand!
Cliché comment.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
This fucking disgrace IS A FUCKING DISGRACE
@@ronanjager3829honestly that’s true
This has gotta be the best DK edit I've seen, and probably one of the best videos on this channel. This is definitely gonna become one of the videos I come back to see years later
I'm glad you like it
@@SnidbertOne of the most video of all time
"He'll make America great again, when he says a word, which starts with N!"
DIDDY, NO!
bro i think the kongs are racist
Friendly Fire Is Not Allowed
diddy: niger
"Noodles"
DK. DIDDY NO!
"Give me dat money"
- Donkey Kong
why would an ape even need money?
@@Snidbert for bananas obviously
or I will shoot
@@Snidbert You want banana? We have banana!
@@ectoOLDACC based btd6 reference
0:39 “he’s Biib, Faaf, and also gay”
That’s too funny
i am the world’s foremost comedy genius
@@Snidbert lol true
Oh boy knowing the words means that I know the words.
For a second I was scared that my memories were non-euclidean
1:38
the reflexive property holds
0:54
This kong’s got style
Unlike YOU!
lmao gottem
0:31 DK is a storm trooper confirmed
bro i can’t believe donkey kong would support the empire #cancelled
@@Snidbert make the republic great again (I swear it’s just a reference I’m not being political)
@@ImPrettySureThisIsMax not to be political but i think the separatists were the good guys in the clone wars
@@Snidbert both sides were controlled by the same guy so that he could take over the galaxy so they were really both good guys who wanted to do a good thing for the galaxy except for the 2 people who actually knew about the plan (dooku and palpatine)
@@Snidbert and another thing they were the ones conspiring
Lost my shit at the ear-fucking, that was A+ man. Another sick hit for Snidbert.
This was a masterpiece from start to finish. Including, if I heard correctly, a clip from actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf?
I’m glad you stuck around to the end!
@@Snidbert Shia surprise
@@ThemeParkAvenue There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes
2:13 "When he says a word which starts with N" -Donky kong
That word is probably Nintendo. After all, it's on Diddy's cap.
@@Snidbert Really Smart
This is honestly your best yet.
1:21 My asian parents when i get the A-
"He's the first member of the KKK"
*worst
Kool Kong Klub
God when I heard that I was like “wtf” but then it said kool kong klub and I was like “oh ok”
It's funny because there is a mini game in Donkey Kong 64 with that acronym
The game is called "Krazy Kong Klamor"
@@alchemistofsteel8099 how many people pointed that out?
This is glorious. Non-stop laughs. Found it through a tiktok reupload but im glad I found the source.
that’s why i posted it on tiktok. the view count has at least doubled in the past two weeks.
2:20 let’s have a moment of silence for chunky
F
😔
F
...
JK
He isn’t dead
2:18 He then stares into your soul haunting you forever
"And then there's chunky he's daed" made me laugh so hard 😂 (edit) thanks for the likes
old but gold
JK. He isn't dead!
The fact that it’s actually in the original too
This fucking disgrace *IS A FUCKING DISGRACE* best part of the video
I have not had a good laugh like this in a while XD
Every line in this video is a meme of itself
"AND THEN THERE'S CHUNKY!...he's dead..." a moment of silence for chunky
F
JK
He isn't dead
the diddy kong part killed me for 30 minutes this is so hilarius
diddy kong is basically eminem
Chuck's f×ck and suck
0:52 (slow it down to 0.05x and pause immediately)
I agree, that’s what it definitely stands for
i can't think of anything else it might stand for
@@Snidbert ikr
@@SnidbertI can, but it’s a secret Right winged society in the USA
@@Snidbert Kool Kidz Klub
In don't what KKK stands for
1:42 full volume for a funny surprise
👂🩸
That actually made me laugh
🩸👂
@@SunnyTheFlower dementia lore:
Yes
I like how almost every ytp call Dk the worst person in the dk crew
it's too easy
1:38 this part made me laugh
as did the rest, i’m sure
You're all laughing. Chunky is dead and you're laughing!
MONSTERS!
to be fair, it is kinda funny
@@Snidbert MONSTER!
...
JK
@@CaptainLumpyDog DK*
@@itay1232 Nice.
0:31 This is my favorite part
that was actually the first part i came up with
@@Snidbert lol
mine too!
I was just listening to DK Rap memes.
well, now you have another to listen to
1:26 damn its me
don’t say that, you’re cool
That ending gave me a heart attack what the hell
hehe gottem
0:59 this part sent me 💀💀💀
where did it send you to?
@@Snidbertmaybe the backrooms?
He’s biib, faaf, and also GAY is a very underrated line
i think the entire video is underrated
@@Snidbert agreed
This video made me so emotional throughout the entire song. I started pleading for life when DK started robbing me and I was scared for life until he said his aim was piss. Then when he came out of the closet, I started crying for him and saying "congrats." Then, when he said he was part of the KKK, I was gonna kill him until he said what it meant, then I was mad no more. When he started calling his friend a disgrace, I started getting my angry pants on to fight against DK, then when he said he can handstand when he can handstand, it made me realize that his friend has had a emotional rollercoaster of crying and happiness in my eyes and mouth.(pause) EA SPORTS, ITS IN THE GAME, this comment from DK made me think about how Chris Paul will never win a ring because he needs to retire. When Diddy Kong started getting high, I was going to steal that good stuff when then he said he was going to make America great again, which then I backed off and listened to his sweet words. Diddy Kong likes to say the n-word, which is what I thought because there is not much slurs with n, but then when Chunky died, I started crying and listening to Sweet Home Alabama on my Alexa because of money, and then when the epic plot twist shows that he was alive, I started eating all the children around me in happiness and started bombing my bathtub. I also started to have a seizure (as good one don't worry, I'm not in medical conditions where your boy would die from it) and then did a back flip to get up and write this comment. So thank you for changing my life. I won't ever forget this and I will eat children thinking about this.
thank you stone, very cool!!!!!111
this comment is dumb
this is the in-depth analysis we need
bruh he wrote an essay
You have a beautiful mind
when he said biiib and faaaaf it really touched my heart
he’s also gay
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You are the best shitposter the site has. How could they?
STUPID YOU ARE A FUCKIN' DISGRACE. LANKY KONG IS A GOD
You should put a disclaimer to not drink anything while watching this because I choked myself laughing like 10 time before the 1-minute mark.
skill issue
2:23 moment of silence
rip chunky
F
JK
He isn't dead
*This Is So Funny I'm Dying🤣 Btw You Drooped This👑*
Was this comment procedurally generated by an AI?
@@Snidbert yes
absolute masterpiece, more than just 1:21
common snidbert w
1:21
Dude i came from tiktok amd you know what?this masterpiece is a fricking goat.HAHA
W
Nothing can top he's biib,faaf and gay. Gay just sounds so good.
'if you know the words you know the words' truer words where never spoken
reflexive property ✔
0:27 he crushes his foes with no remorse
he’s so real for that
The way the beginning said “Up” actually made me laugh.
hell yeah
The worst member of the Kool Kong Klub
yep, that’s him
I have a feeling that one kong is a disgrace
might be lanky idk
he's watching you.
👁 👁
2:01 i died LMFAOOO
like chunky
@@Snidbert he's alive lol
SPOILER:
In the mario movie: when DK is about to fight mario we get a glimpse of the public and whe get a very close shot of Diddy, Dixie and Chunky.
diddy's entire segment has been living rent-free in my brain for the past week
good, good…
I love the whole vid, but especially the perfect use of the Shia LaBeouf song in the end
i felt it was the right way to end it
I am almost 17 years old I should not be laughing at this
TH-cam Poop is for all ages
@@Snidbert I'm 33. The Toy Story YTP is still one of my favorite videos ever.
This is one of the only Dk rap ytps i've seen who hasn't said anything bad about Tiny Kong.
she’s just a little guy, why is everyone so mean to her?
It’s a masterpiece
Yeah, I know.
Gay Kong
Sheesh Kong
No Face Kong
Back Again Kong
Not Dead Kong
This part made me laugh so hard 1:22
he's a fuckin' disgrace
Agreed
1:22
Didn't know Diddy could make America great by saying Nintendo
i couldn’t tell you which “n-word” he’d say, because then nintendo’s lawyers would come for me
@@Snidbert why? What's wrong about the word Noodles?
E A...EA Sports E A...Sports Is In The Game.
1:52 Oh wait I just realized that's an Slim Shady reference!
It’s interesting that the first four diddy lines are the exact same as the D-Krap
i hadn’t even seen the d-krap when i made this. i guess it’s just a really obvious joke to make.
@@Snidbert huh, must be some sort of reference I’m not getting
@@Yuti640 it’s an eminem lyric but with “shady” replaced with “diddy”
@@Snidbert ah
1:24 damn relatable
having no face is very relatable
9/10
the dead chunky took too long
Did great on donkey kong
1:09 LMAO
1:53 not my dad
lmao
Sad
He is back.
Me after Mario Movie:
He's back...
CHUNKY'S BAAAAAAAAAACK!
Fun fact : if korean pop is kpop, this is Chinese rap
real
My life will never be the same
this is up there with the decayer app
you're cultured
I can't say I ever expected someone to edit "Sneed's Feed n Seed" into the DK Rap.
always expect the unexpected on this channel
"He has a gun, but his aim is piss"
So basically, DK is a Stormtrooper.
Basically
@@Snidbert These aren't the Kongs you're looking for.
@@parkergreen2704 Jedi mind tricks don’t work on me, only money
Chunky died right... 2:19 here.
Those Tiny and Lanky verses felt personal
I put my soul into those verses
0:11 is me when im not at school
Am I the only person that laughed at the “Dank weed” part. It’s just hilarious
it’s as dank as the weed
“KKK”
“Kool Kong Klub.”
what else would it stand for?
@@SnidbertKrazy Kong Klamour. (I wish I was joking)
Classic stormtrooper aim
kongtrooper
This is amazing,but don’t treat my boy lanky kong like a disgrace!
bro has been unemployed since 2007. didn’t even get a cameo in the mario movie. how is he not a disgrace?
@@Snidberthe was only unfortunate
He's the worst member of the Kool Kong Klub
i wonder who the best member is
@@Snidbert it's tiny Kong because if you hate her you are wrong
"and then there's chunky he's dead"
DK crap 2: chunky escapes from his coffin and eats tiny kong
Hood classic
Yes my fazfriend
True
I did not write this my account was hacked by ThatoneZootopia (my brother
"UWU" Sent me💀
sent you where?
@Snidbert Well it's an expression/exaggeration how something that makes you laugh it "sents you"
Just like when someone says "[insert part you found funny] kills me"
It's not where it literally killed them. It's just an expression or exaggeration.
0:49 Nice save
gotta comply with youtube guidelines
He has no style
He has no grace
This kong will eliminate
the human race.
thankfully, i’m not human
@@Snidbert And im not human either
This is awesome, keep up the good work
I'll try!
THEN THERES CHUNKY! Hes dead...
Hes just dead man.
KK
F
Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jump over the candlestick
“If you know the words, You know the words!”
No shit Sherlock.
implication is reflexive
Press F to pay respects to chunky
F
F
2:53
Jesus Christ I wonder if the producer thought that Kong was a fuckin disgrace?
This is why I’m subscribed
if you had notifications on, you would have seen this back when it was uploaded
@SpeedMan91 and if you’re not, you should be
This is a frikin masterpiece
i have made a work of art