Best of Zach's Most Disturbing Thoughts (OneyPlays Compilation)

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  • @Jan3_do3
    @Jan3_do3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3274

    "STEAL YOUR PARENTS CREEEEDIT CAAAARD!!" has to be one of the best things ever uttered in Oneyverse history

    • @dustinsharp9027
      @dustinsharp9027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      CRRRRRRREDIT CAAARRRRRDD!

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Charlie’s Grandma mode

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@spencerm5612 . In the immortal words of Paulie Walnuts- or possibly Phil- it’s a couple of three things. Zach got 4 voices and three of them are screams. Not a diss but I’m equally surprised he’s an adult - and that he hasn’t genuinely destroyed his frickin voice box by now. Thank god he has tomar pouring thick Israeli dairy products into his iconic larynx every morning

    • @Serucipe
      @Serucipe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think about Zach screaming that all the time!

    • @Zimage00
      @Zimage00 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm partial to "big red clitoris" personally

  • @skorpanaxius4467
    @skorpanaxius4467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    "I walk Brickleberry up on stage!"
    Love that quote.

    • @HusbandofLois
      @HusbandofLois 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I wish Trump walked in and yelled “Brickleberry, yer fired”

    • @skorpanaxius4467
      @skorpanaxius4467 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HusbandofLois I looked at Brickleberry's fat ugly and say "Brickleberry! Yer Fired!"

    • @benweaver9151
      @benweaver9151 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHO THE FACK ARE YOU?

  • @ramadansteve6573
    @ramadansteve6573 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    4:05
    Imagine not getting up to shit because you're playing fucking Mafia III.

    • @kabbablabba4073
      @kabbablabba4073 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      it was actually runescape but for some reason someone edited it to be mafia 3 and that version got way more popular

  • @kadoharp
    @kadoharp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I love how the Minecraft series started as a normal playthrough then ended with Chris, Zach, and Tomar being benevolent and violent gods to the random people that join the server

  • @HoboHunterRik
    @HoboHunterRik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    The worst part about the "You're shitting yourself" video for me is that fact that he's doing that to Mafia 3. Mafia 3 isn't worth more than 45 mins of gameplay let alone being on it for so long that you're actually shitting yourself.

    • @joshriley2936
      @joshriley2936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am 100% positive he has some pretty serious form of autism. I've seen other videos of his, it looks like he has autism for sure.

    • @menialbee
      @menialbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      you gotta fill up those daipies somehow

    • @marcopivetta7796
      @marcopivetta7796 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yea... That's the worst part... Sure

    • @globmonkey200716102
      @globmonkey200716102 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Yeah that video without any other info paints a somewhat grim picture of that dude's life.

    • @mycocodog47
      @mycocodog47 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I think what got me was the absolutely clear and audible sound of his pants getting filled and how it can be heard squishing between himself and the place he is sitting.

  • @SincereDecay
    @SincereDecay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    7:06
    One of if not the only time I’ve been genuinely disturbed by a joke they made

    • @Gob.
      @Gob. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      You don’t give big booperz to your doggos nosorz?

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The uwu owo -part, or the booping on the clitoris -part?

    • @hesiolite
      @hesiolite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Yeah that joke makes me laugh a lot nowadays, but the first time I heard it I thought to myself "Dear God! What the fuck!"

    • @ye6973
      @ye6973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Yeah that’s my favorite let’s play OneyPlays has ever done & that is the one joke in the entire channel’s history that genuinely disturbs/makes me uncomfortable

    • @spoinkalicious
      @spoinkalicious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      saw this comment and knew the clip before i even got to it

  • @thiago2000.mp4
    @thiago2000.mp4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    3:18 This has to be the funniest stupidest thing. I nearly choked because i laught with a lot of food on my mouth. Love it

    • @ryanotte6737
      @ryanotte6737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      "Steal your parent's cRRRedit caaarrrd!!!" 🤣

    • @josheaster1547
      @josheaster1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ryanotte6737 Dude, that's a hot friggin femboyy!!!

    • @chefduke3719
      @chefduke3719 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda shows your level of humour is quite low. It's like you're just taking everything for face value and never thinking beyond that if that makes sense to you, Thiago.

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chefduke3719 assuming somebody’s way of thinking because of one comment they made, jeez.

    • @handfulofmushrooms1135
      @handfulofmushrooms1135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chefduke3719 genuinely curious, what was the thought process behind this comment? why would you say this?

  • @dxjohncenacaz
    @dxjohncenacaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    Can we get a Cory's most disturbing thoughts? Zach acts crazy, but Cory IS crazy, and I fuckin love it every time Cory and Zach are together on an episode because Cory always out-crazys Zach and it seems to get on his nerves a little lmao. Zach will be smiling and laughing telling a weird story and Cory says something that's way too far out there for even him and you can hear Zach's whole demeanor change and he just stops sounding happy. It's kinda funny.

    • @OGgoatsrcool
      @OGgoatsrcool  2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      th-cam.com/video/vS_ioPJqtZU/w-d-xo.html

    • @Boa796
      @Boa796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +603

      I heard that's actually the reason we don't see them on episodes togheter too often, zach is just way too toxic to cory like one time I heard he tried to drip some of his "toxic sludge" on him and the only reason cory didn't say anything was because he was blasted on crystal weed.

    • @Mazerwolf
      @Mazerwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      This must be the “psychoanalyst” that they love to talk about

    • @Mazerwolf
      @Mazerwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Psychoanal is the best kind

    • @brianbarajas2948
      @brianbarajas2948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Boa796 source

  • @kassandra_sae4563
    @kassandra_sae4563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "POISON!?" Is a bit I steal for my daily life regularly

  • @Abysalss
    @Abysalss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    The craziest thing about brickleberry is that as soulless as it seems the writers/show runners legit cared it wasn’t just a paint by numbers cheap copy of family guy, it was them legitimately trying and still putting out something so bad

    • @EsteemedReptile
      @EsteemedReptile ปีที่แล้ว

      Everything those guys make is pure fat guy sweat.

    • @68able2
      @68able2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      paradise pd is just a brickleberry asset flip

    • @coopergw3463
      @coopergw3463 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Enough of the Brickleberry slander. It is extremely crude but there is a lot of funny stuff in it.

    • @Abysalss
      @Abysalss ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@coopergw3463 there are things that can be funny but the comedy is so skewed to just being “haha that’s this characters one or two personality traits” there’s just never really a lotta joke set up or pay offs for paying attention ya know?

    • @coopergw3463
      @coopergw3463 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Abysalss I don't think the character are that "flanderized". The jokes didn't come off as repetitive to me. I've always wanted to make a Brickleberry funny moments comp online because I feel like all people do online is shit on it without even watching it and there's hardly any footage on youtube anyway besides promos. It's definitely better than Paradise PD anyway which I couldn't finish. I'm not saying it's super clever or prime tv but if it makes you laugh that has to count for something

  • @Aatroxious
    @Aatroxious ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Aww my doggy loves it, look how happy he is-“
    *Banshee scream*

  • @Xloudy684
    @Xloudy684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    “Aww he loves it”
    **dog demon noise**
    Still takes my lungs 😂😂😂

  • @nerdy_hedgehog
    @nerdy_hedgehog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Zach's scat compilation

  • @stuv1996
    @stuv1996 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Zach with the "POISON!" is the funniest shit.

    • @wokejesus
      @wokejesus ปีที่แล้ว

      i say that to myself so often now

  • @NochVtuber
    @NochVtuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Zach jokes just like, a little too much about being a fecalfeliac. I'm starting to worry.

    • @deviousedits4737
      @deviousedits4737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Side note that name rolls to well off the tounge

    • @Kianleahy
      @Kianleahy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You knowing the name for being into feces is sus

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Kianleahy he got it wrong actually.

    • @Vesdus
      @Vesdus ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What distrubs me the most about this comment is that you clearly know the word for being sexually excited by people shitting, but you don't know how to spell fecalphilia.
      So you've definitely talked about it in coversations with people you know, but your exploration of the word is clearly elementary and probably shameful.

    • @tictac9229
      @tictac9229 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy why do you know that he's wrong?

  • @JohnnyStrelok
    @JohnnyStrelok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    (Grabs dinner) Haha, this might be fun!
    0:12 never mind

  • @tiekut8989
    @tiekut8989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Watching the thought process go into Trumpet Guy makes me laugh so hard

  • @bohOHteez
    @bohOHteez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I don't know if this would fit in this video but Zach screaming
    "I'm gonna kiss your son in the mouth!, I'm gonna grab him by the legs and throw him around!"
    pops in my head at least 10 times every year.

  • @OlisGarden
    @OlisGarden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    7:27 i can deal with edgy jokes but holly shit this line disturbed me, nice one zack

  • @1abnormalman23
    @1abnormalman23 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:14 they just trynna spread JOY man 😩

  • @Pinnaporaptor
    @Pinnaporaptor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Hadel's Delicious Doo Doo feces compilation.

  • @AtomicFlounder42
    @AtomicFlounder42 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The instant "yep" on "you ever have dreams about Megan griffon" kills me every time

  • @drinkspartypack
    @drinkspartypack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    im so hungry for futa meg "chocolate eggs" 🤤

    • @shroomzys
      @shroomzys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      futa meg's chocolate eggs
      Should walk around with that on a sign/shirt and film the reactions of people who notice. If I read that for the first time in public I think I'd retch involuntarily

    • @reubenc0039
      @reubenc0039 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Making nofap reallll difficult pal.

    • @SamArt6607
      @SamArt6607 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @ButterZack
    @ButterZack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Alternate title: Zach Talks About Shit for 8 Minutes

  • @alexiryo
    @alexiryo ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lyles Last Words is one of my favorite bits 2:17

  • @xtremegaming1232
    @xtremegaming1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I WALKED BRICKLEBERRY DOWN THE STAGE WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

  • @catsock
    @catsock ปีที่แล้ว +12

    if you joke about having a kink enough, your brain will actually download that kink. go shit boy go.

  • @cthulhuchan9587
    @cthulhuchan9587 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    More like “Iconic Zach moments that live rent free in my frontal cortex like a cancerous tumour that is self-aware and is in fact killing me slowly every day”

  • @jamishmcquo7590
    @jamishmcquo7590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    that casual "Yup" at the beginning got me for some reason lmao

  • @CreativeMindsProductions-CTS
    @CreativeMindsProductions-CTS 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The Jimmy Carter bit is way funnier now.

  • @bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477
    @bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    5:19 lmao I just realized my friend watches OneyPlays because he told me this and I was really sad

  • @BuyRawrXD
    @BuyRawrXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    it’s the way he words things

  • @CheapCreep
    @CheapCreep ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Zach is an uncontained keter-class cognito-hazard SCP.

  • @GuineaPigEveryday
    @GuineaPigEveryday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I can only imagine what putrid thoughts he might bring into season 2 now that season 1 was such a big hit. We've allowed an actual insane asylum prisoner to helm a tv show

  • @Bleuf0963
    @Bleuf0963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    intrusive thoughts intrusive thoughts intrusive thoughts intrusive thoughts

  • @functional200
    @functional200 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That joke Zack made about the croc wiki led to Goatse being uploaded there.

  • @koruton9925
    @koruton9925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    More accurately this should've been "Zach talking about shit for 90% of the time and 10% haha funny"

  • @crash-ew6hw
    @crash-ew6hw ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Why is there so much scat stuff

  • @Kayoxic
    @Kayoxic 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    5:07 rip Jimbo C

    • @SetäPerma
      @SetäPerma 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      His pants vent sour

    • @yungpm
      @yungpm 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My freakin peanuts went sour

  • @cvrlos583
    @cvrlos583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You could replace otto heckel ever since his schizophrenia kicked in

  • @ennsomniac
    @ennsomniac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Thank you Zach

  • @statingfakts2156
    @statingfakts2156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The fact that Chris didn't play along with the last one really shows how disgusting it is

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That opening is the worst thing I have ever heard, its so descriptive it sounds like a real dream he had and not a reddit post

  • @teleportsaroundyou4629
    @teleportsaroundyou4629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I hope his Steve Brule dream is on here

  • @sebastianuglyrat
    @sebastianuglyrat ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love the 2 pixel quality! Keep it up👍

  • @astillia6073
    @astillia6073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Whenever zach says "yeah well" or "guess what" you know he's about to impersonate the most cringe person you've ever knowm

  • @sunnypodbelsek6697
    @sunnypodbelsek6697 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you joke about a kink that you aren’t sure if it’s a joke anymore

  • @respectable-username
    @respectable-username 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This took approximately 4 months off of my life span, ty 💥

  • @RoshDroz
    @RoshDroz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    A-tier compilation, but I do have to say this could've easily been an hour longer with the shit Zach regularly says

  • @Heyesy
    @Heyesy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It's unfortunate that almost half of this video about disturbing thoughts came from the Minecraft series, one of the most beloved pg games of all time.

  • @CrustaceousB
    @CrustaceousB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have never subbed to a channel more quickly. Keep up this sort of thing and I'll be a happy shrimp. 💜💜💜

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This man was given a TV show, remember that

  • @Lattrodon
    @Lattrodon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    These are some of the funniest oneyplays clips holy shit

  • @emotiface
    @emotiface 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I WALKED BRICKLEBERRY UP ON STAGE

  • @funnybone6149
    @funnybone6149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Meg X Zach fanfiction bought to blow up

  • @stumpy5467
    @stumpy5467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:50 completely forgot that they edited in soundscapes for the Minecraft episodes

  • @justsomegoblinwithinternet6231
    @justsomegoblinwithinternet6231 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    he makes a little too many references to eating poop. im afraid he could be in my toilet when i check next.

  • @squall-n2o
    @squall-n2o 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:21 lmao! X3

  • @TRIC4pitator
    @TRIC4pitator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    he has such a way with words

  • @oweeb5909
    @oweeb5909 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Soft serve shit is an incredible visual

  • @Kingofthecrickets4882
    @Kingofthecrickets4882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Of course it opened up with zach talking about a scat fetish dream 😂 come on zach, you can’t be doing this to me right off the bat!

  • @alexneufeld6952
    @alexneufeld6952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love zach

  • @PsychorGames
    @PsychorGames ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cuts to a compilation of Zach's most disturbing thoughts.

  • @justaneditygangstar
    @justaneditygangstar 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Lol that Jimmy Carter thing aged well 💀💀💀

  • @quaker47
    @quaker47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i think about the jimmy carter thing a lot and i crack up every time

    • @quaker47
      @quaker47 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      even more now

  • @tdata545
    @tdata545 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If anyone questioned Zach's Germanic Origins, I think this video proves he's SUPER GERMANIC which how much he loves SCAT.

  • @OneHellOfASandwich
    @OneHellOfASandwich 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Rename video to “Zach talks about poop and stuff for like 8 minutes”

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Zach makes the most of his intrusive thoughts.

  • @Lottabaggage
    @Lottabaggage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    People are gonna use his to incriminate Zach in the future and when they do its gonna be real fucking hard for Zach to say anything

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My favourite part is Chris’ impression of Lyle.

  • @petermahler853
    @petermahler853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Omg. Jimmy Carter just killed himself”

  • @otemplet9915
    @otemplet9915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brings back the sleepycast feeling

  • @sandorrclegane2307
    @sandorrclegane2307 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    omfg 3:20 that voice obliterated me

  • @devildante9
    @devildante9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Was about to comment about the one centimeter string of shit missing, but of course it was the last one. Good compilation.

  • @tiredidealist
    @tiredidealist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Immediately regretted clicking on this

  • @SocialNoMore
    @SocialNoMore ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally never know what the fuck they are talking about or referring to and I kinda love it

  • @hugeweenfr
    @hugeweenfr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how perfectly zach can sound like a screaming dog dude 😭😭

  • @Smartcoughdrop
    @Smartcoughdrop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Zach might just be scarier than Tomar

  • @cowardkotagi
    @cowardkotagi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Zach's Most Distributing Thoughts

  • @rogerlamvert9378
    @rogerlamvert9378 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how half of these are either from the left 4 dead playthrough or the Minecraft one

  • @FunkyJunkyArchives
    @FunkyJunkyArchives 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:51 Very underrated Zach scream

  • @supergojirafan
    @supergojirafan ปีที่แล้ว

    Zachary Hadel comes out swinging with the very first clip of Meg Griffin laying the most delectable soft serve in his mouth.

  • @1everysecond511
    @1everysecond511 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Is the bit about looking down at what you just drank, then looking up and shouting "POISON!", then immediately dropping dead a reference to something specific? I don't think it's the Princess Bride, but I swear it's on the tip of my tongue...

  • @HardBloodNelza
    @HardBloodNelza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Does this guy actually have a scat fetish

    • @walmart_ar1567
      @walmart_ar1567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      no, only guys like u do

    • @HardBloodNelza
      @HardBloodNelza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@walmart_ar1567 What does that even mean

    • @apap4606
      @apap4606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HardBloodNelza Hes trying to insult you

    • @HardBloodNelza
      @HardBloodNelza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@apap4606 yeah that's clear but "guys like u" is unclear.

  • @trashiiii
    @trashiiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    oney plays fan, valorant player & berdly pfp what a youtube account

  • @vidiottheowl2825
    @vidiottheowl2825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I regret watching this.

  • @supa92
    @supa92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    watching and eating

  • @jamariefucien3467
    @jamariefucien3467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In 25 years a TH-camr will be president.

  • @Frank-vc3wi
    @Frank-vc3wi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your Chris Chan channel banner

  • @lunamoona649
    @lunamoona649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm interested yet terrified on what goes on in that little noggin Zach has.

  • @ClarkKentai
    @ClarkKentai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clicking on this while eating was a good idea.

  • @aztro.99
    @aztro.99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    what a great clip to open this video on, as i attempt to eat my full plate of spaghetti...

  • @bergenehrlich8309
    @bergenehrlich8309 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great, I guess I’m binging oney plays comps now

  • @liammahan4497
    @liammahan4497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Someone should animate Charlie saying this

  • @michael_the_man_7653
    @michael_the_man_7653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had a dream that a girl blew up and turned into a pile of soft serve ice cream

  • @Snoozl
    @Snoozl 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Lyle sounded like rfk jr in the beginning

  • @Dolus_Joli
    @Dolus_Joli ปีที่แล้ว

    i wish i wasn't eating while watching this

  • @eurusbaby
    @eurusbaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    THE DOG 😭😭

  • @Badex_1313
    @Badex_1313 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:43 why is he laughing like that

  • @farukleonaltinsoy9151
    @farukleonaltinsoy9151 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do they put a restricted area warning on kill all humans if he's an alien who's being hunted lol