Why You Wouldn't Survive a Fallout Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 พ.ย. 2018
  • Trying to survive a fallout apocalypse almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. Living through nuclear hellfire, vault experiments, radiation, ghoulish zombies, mutants and hellish animals, do you tihnk you could survive those COUNTRY ROADS?
    T-SHIRTS AND MERCH AVAILABLE HERE: teespring.com/stores/wow-such-merch
    ___Social Media!___
    Discord: : / discord
    Facebook: bit.ly/2ybo5xi
    Twitch: / w0wsuchgaming
    Twitter: / wow_such_gaming
    PATREON: bit.ly/2wo2GfI
    ___Friends Channels!___
    Cake Slayer: bit.ly/2wnzohu
    DJ Timevoid: bit.ly/2xPaCKv
    Nanogerm: / godnickl
    Beejie Bean: bit.ly/2xQcymk
    Wow Such Gaming streams: bit.ly/2yc1XCV
    ___Music Talents!___
    Fallout OST by Inon Zur
    Coaching Theme track- Run on by Zack Haygood:
    / zack.haygood.9
  • เกม

ความคิดเห็น • 4K

  • @horse6921
    @horse6921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3961

    No I think stealth boys are real, my dad uses one!

  • @Luster...
    @Luster... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1943

    “The world was plunged to an adpocolypse. No wait that was TH-cam”
    *Gets an ad immediately*
    Well played TH-cam

    • @andykolba
      @andykolba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same LMAO

    • @SemiOmni314
      @SemiOmni314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wow Such Gaming can place where ads are located in his video, you know

    • @AlchemistOfNirnroot
      @AlchemistOfNirnroot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Mr. Incubus Barely received recommendations which make any sense and the number of videos is laughable. Used to be so much better, post Google+ is cancer.

    • @Just_Tired
      @Just_Tired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is this some peasant joke I'm too Premium to understand?

    • @-buser
      @-buser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blood Letter hehehe

  • @mercedessettle7824
    @mercedessettle7824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    All the fallout games involve you either losing memory of life in the wasteland or being isolated from the wasteland in a vault. I would love to see a fallout game where the tutorial you start as a child raised IN the wasteland, possibly told legends of evil ghouls/ super mutants only to have your perception change in adulthood when you're encouraged to explore

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I would love a fallout game in which you could actually somewhat choose your origin, starting in different places and factions accordingly. They could even add an option of something like "the stranger", in which your background and origin is entirely up to you to decide, but in which you start out as a foreign explorer so that you at least have a place to start.
      It would be hard to implement though. Would each of these characters have access to the iconic pip-boy? After all, it's the device that allows our inventory management, radio and vats system to exist in the first place.
      I don't think it would be impossible though.
      Fallout Van Buren was the original Fallout Game that wanted to do a lot more with customization, such as allowing characters to become ghouls and such. It's sad to think the original creators no longer own the rights to what could have been a brilliant franchise.

    • @KingTay-xg4mi
      @KingTay-xg4mi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@RedFloyd469 easy make early mission of finding a pip boy once you start ya journey

    • @tianzhou1244
      @tianzhou1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      This game is called Fallout 2..

    • @koraegi
      @koraegi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      *Fallout 2 and New Vegas has left the chat*

    • @kekfreedomheritage5633
      @kekfreedomheritage5633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IDEA to FALLOUT FANS in 2020 & to FREEDOM LOVERS: Play the real original story lore game for real; and/or to Step UP Cos-Play to Next Level for F.O., to payoff for some real world benefits like producing food, sanitation tools, self-defense tools, secure bunkers, protective clothing and armor; new robust vehicles, and so on. This fun action is especially needed, since in the real world there are issues due to lock-downs, bizarre corruption, political correctness, civil wars (i.e. factions); upside down economics; rapid technology advances; special treatments to overlords (i.e. politicians, overseers); fraud gone wild; and so on. And, the FALLOUT I.P. is overall being mismanaged, and the sims (i.e. Fallout games) are not very accurate to lore, nor to immersion. What do you think F.O. Fans & Freedom Lovers? .. th-cam.com/video/M8U4k2Ik6yk/w-d-xo.html

  • @a-drewg1716
    @a-drewg1716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    Of-course I would survive, I live in Arizona. Which qualifies me to become a Arizonan Ranger and I already have a big iron which I could put on my hip.

    • @Ro_0z
      @Ro_0z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Aaaaand you get enslaved by the legion. Nice.

    • @okryo266
      @okryo266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Ro_0z it's not that easy tbh

    • @okryo266
      @okryo266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm iron

    • @punkhyena2824
      @punkhyena2824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Ro_0z Thats what the big Iron is for it's to stop texas red (legion)

    • @MegaRafaelloco
      @MegaRafaelloco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Flagstaff is the future capital of the Legion. True to Caesar.

  • @nathanbrown8196
    @nathanbrown8196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    Fallout Australia...
    I legit froze at work upon hearing this. That's among the hardest most pure forms of nope allowable.

    • @FamilyGuy82ok
      @FamilyGuy82ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Oh no oh no

    • @Safebiscuit
      @Safebiscuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      *whispers* nuclear kangaroos

    • @kohls9891
      @kohls9891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Sebastian Burrows he meant all the spiders THEY LITTERALY HAVE A FUCKING SPIDER SEASON

    • @lucaferrari3456
      @lucaferrari3456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Grenadier do you guys think we keep spiders as pets or something

    • @kohls9891
      @kohls9891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      SilverHawk # well yes because there’s like hundreds of them in your houses

  • @ls200076
    @ls200076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    *sees giant cockroach*
    Guess I die.

    • @nekonip8473
      @nekonip8473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Endure Endy same. It's a friggin phobea lul

    • @arsenicflask
      @arsenicflask 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *sees giant cockroach*
      Why do I hear boss music?

    • @krieglord573
      @krieglord573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I would just be like
      Yep this aint worth it

    • @chillouttk4205
      @chillouttk4205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      elektron117 didn’t like just to keep it at 444

    • @grainingrice7033
      @grainingrice7033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I run away from small cock
      roach

  • @chrisdedinside1013
    @chrisdedinside1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Myself, a Texan, tears welling up proudly: "...Yeehaw, indeed."

  • @supergenius6256
    @supergenius6256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I wouldn't survive because my followers get in the only doorway and don't move for a long time

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Merican "and don't move for a long time." Something about that wording had me cracking up, not to mention the relatability lol.
      "It just... works?"
      Sod Coward

    • @ApocryphalDude
      @ApocryphalDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Body check them then take a half step back, or simply stand.

    • @supergenius6256
      @supergenius6256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ApocryphalDude oh? *npc moves back 2 steps*

    • @claytonmorgan1843
      @claytonmorgan1843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's a mod where you can push them out of the way.

    • @supergenius6256
      @supergenius6256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@claytonmorgan1843 forgot about that gem..

  • @AlexDuos
    @AlexDuos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1922

    You really could have started and stopped with cazadors.

    • @fabiomoreira1506
      @fabiomoreira1506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Cazadors need warmth. You just go somewhere very cold.

    • @AlexDuos
      @AlexDuos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Smart thinking, but I'm from the south. The cold would kill me just as fast!

    • @ericaburke89
      @ericaburke89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Plus deathclaws

    • @titanicww2345
      @titanicww2345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It is also only prevalent in the Southwestern United States.

    • @johnrobia5460
      @johnrobia5460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@D0ublezer0x imagine what radiation would do to a 1200 pound moose. Or f*** yao gui, what about a polar bear or the thing where the polar bears are currently coming down and breeding with grizzly bears. That's bad enough and then imagine what that would turn into in a fallout universe. Imagine that s*** for a hot second.

  • @RaimarLunardi
    @RaimarLunardi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    in Fallout 3, before leaving the Vault, someone told me I wouldn't last 5 min... guess who took a wrong left turn and died right away? lol

    • @vincent21-80
      @vincent21-80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      How the hell did you die there's nothing but giant ants and raider around there?

    • @riccardos2955
      @riccardos2955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@vincent21-80 If you head left you end up on a bridge held by a pack of raiders with Automatic guns. So yes going left will likely kill you after 5 min walking.

    • @wackyflappybob
      @wackyflappybob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You didn't think to go towards the big red rocket right in front of you as you walk out of the vault?

    • @TheChemistGaming
      @TheChemistGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@riccardos2955 I always go there first with a baseball bat. Can't imagine dying there.
      One time i walked 5 minutes and ran into deathclaw. That sucked.

    • @TheChemistGaming
      @TheChemistGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or save near the farmhouse, it's a random location spot. Reload until you get a good random encounter, if you don't mind doing that sort of thing. You might get the Fire Lance Alien Blaster.

  • @mattf666
    @mattf666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    We would probably just end up being a nameless “settler”

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Or one of the countless skeletons littering the wasteland, so Oxhorn can tell sad stories about ther probable pasts...

    • @spiritualbeetle3904
      @spiritualbeetle3904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@robertnett9793 I wanna be the guy who sets up the banging teddy bears and then die jumping a motorcycle over a car underneath the White House

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spiritualbeetle3904 You be you, my dude.

    • @Peter-6233
      @Peter-6233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’d be a nameless NCR trooper

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It ain't much, but it's honest wor-
      "KICKASS" *gunshots*

  • @Kyle-Towner
    @Kyle-Towner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Anyone going to talk about how when he mentioned Vault 69 he precedes to show the fan-made porn game Fallout 69 lol

    • @xpostmortemx6793
      @xpostmortemx6793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      nice borderlands 2 tag :)

    • @shastealyomeal
      @shastealyomeal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Vault 69 (999 women and 1 man) sounds great for everyone involved but Vault 68 (999 men and 1 woman) sounds like a recipe for hell. Best case scenario most of the men either go gay or die alone, worst case scenario you get men boning the woman in shifts until she's drowning in man milk or the men all kill eachother fighting over her.

    • @jeanmichel8919
      @jeanmichel8919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@arthas640 i wanna be in vault 69😊

    • @FamilyGuy82ok
      @FamilyGuy82ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jeanmichel8919 same

  • @collinenglish8202
    @collinenglish8202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    I would survive because if Todd Howard's words, " it just works"

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yeah i would probably survive
      I once got knocked out by a mutant in fallout 4
      After waking up i was in a carriage
      A guy in blue said
      You your finally awake.
      You were trying to cross the border
      Damn it todd you did it again

    • @startedllama8238
      @startedllama8238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Talking about fallout but Skyrim leaked into your mind I see🧐

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@startedllama8238 its a joke

    • @startedllama8238
      @startedllama8238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know that’s why I made the comment

    • @doomjoltfromflordia4069
      @doomjoltfromflordia4069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2 factions I made up in the fallout universe
      Backlashes: people who build there own
      vault 72 (if number is taken then whoopsie my bad) they fused there body with machine making them into cyborgs they have a big hatred to West Virginia and when the vault dwellers got out of the vault they attacked them and all the new stuff in 76 they walled of West Virginia and on radio they say west Virginia was nothing but a crater to torture the vault dwellers the cryptids new animals good and bad And the machinery in there body keeps them from dying unless it is any new weapon from fallout 76 electric weapons can stun them plasma explosions and the Farman are also effective against them they refuse to use new weapons like Gatling plasma flintlocks weapons and that stuff but when they see a creature new to fallout 76 they will scream to the top of there mechanized lungs and try to kill it and they will torture and kill any vault dweller they see there favorite way is using electric whips to kill them genes there name backlasher
      The wastelanders are basically vault dwellers some of the settlers and raiders again some joined forces and greatly reduced the backlasher numbers down freeing all of Appalachia
      P.s backlashers are afraid of the wendigo collossus and also create robot versions of mole rats aka Mecha rat Mirelurks aka
      Mecha lurk and worse Mechaclaws I’m sure you’ll figure it out

  • @mushroomjohnson4694
    @mushroomjohnson4694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Real mines don’t tend to beep at you before exploding.

    • @bayern1445
      @bayern1445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      My deacanus met a courier who told us how to disarm and reuse NCR mines.

    • @4pm462
      @4pm462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@bayern1445 Ave, True to Caesar

    • @bayern1445
      @bayern1445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@4pm462 ave

    • @bob123728
      @bob123728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How would YOU know? Have you stepped on one to test it?

    • @idiotlasagna6154
      @idiotlasagna6154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Fernando you don’t have to be a genius to know that mines don’t beep. If they did wouldn’t you think we would a bit useless sense a animal could just hit one and and boom now you know it’s a mine field near by and not just a grenade or some other explosive going off telling you and your boys to completely avoid that area

  • @ncrtrooper6619
    @ncrtrooper6619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    *Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter*

    • @iNSRTING
      @iNSRTING 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Playing fallout 76 makes you wish it was made by obsidian

    • @OldJerzyDevil
      @OldJerzyDevil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Something, something yeah... Mirelurk nest!

    • @monolithsoldier3427
      @monolithsoldier3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Profligets like you belong on the cross.

    • @thecypher7607
      @thecypher7607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Honestly after playing the FROST conversion for fallout 4, I'd rather take the Mojave. Nuclear winters are no joke.

    • @PackRunner3
      @PackRunner3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@iNSRTING DAMN

  • @memelordlol382
    @memelordlol382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The reason why background radiation was worse at Chernobyl was because of spent nuclear fuel rods, which isn’t as deadly as a nuke in fallout. The bombs were delivered by just dropping them and waiting for them to hit the ground. The earth absorbs the impact so it’s easier to go back and re-inhabit the wasteland

    • @Hexados-666
      @Hexados-666 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nuclear weapons don't hit the ground before they explode even the oldest nukes like little boy and fat man had altimeters installed to detect altitude and detonate and around 1500 feet to cause more damage

    • @salol18
      @salol18 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hexados-666 everytime your wake up but with acid drug

    • @Hexados-666
      @Hexados-666 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@salol18 what

    • @nickbriggs8059
      @nickbriggs8059 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nature would recover fast much faster than thought. Ask Russia. Their nuclear disaster hasn’t really affected the wildlife or vegetation like thought. Most animals that die don’t die from radiation. They die much more violent deaths from other animals or starvation outright.

  • @Jfreek5050
    @Jfreek5050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Don't forget the aliens.
    Even if you managed to miraculously prospered in a Fallout environment, the second you are abducted, you may as well already be dead.

    • @wackyflappybob
      @wackyflappybob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      But the point of the whole dlc is escaping and then taking over the alien ship so assumedly someone will do it eventually 😂

    • @seby826
      @seby826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      are we still talking about fallout? it feels a lot like Saints Row

    • @Jfreek5050
      @Jfreek5050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@seby826 Fallout 3 Mothership Zeta DLC

    • @wackyflappybob
      @wackyflappybob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seby826 fallout is just a *little* older though so...

    • @ssjbread2803
      @ssjbread2803 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, the aliens dont seem to kill you though. If anything being kidnapped by the aliens is guaranteed survival as long as nobody pulls the shit the Lone Wanderer did.

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    Let’s see:
    -not rich enough to get into a Vault
    -none of my SPECIAL stats are a 10, or even an 8
    -don’t have nearly enough guns, ammo, or resources for survival
    -no bunker for radiation protection
    Am I missing anything?

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Unless you have infinite ammo you will never have enough. A lot of it would be destroyed by bombs since you'd think military bases and military gear factories would get bombed first and no more ammo is produced. Unless you find Eugene somewhere.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You will be one of the skeletons

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 Find a guy that knows how to manufacture and have the resources to produce ammo will be an insanely lucky find (I still find extremely lucky that Rick found Eugene and kept him alive long enough for his ultimate ammo making purpose to be revealed)

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@guilhermehank4938 Even if there's someone other resources are soon to run out unless he can make actual gunpowder instead of mixing together chemicals.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn son where'd you find this. Well given how things are more destroyed in fallout than twd, they are fucked

  • @trevynlane8094
    @trevynlane8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Something you missed is how most food will not last more then 2 years at best when preserved (that is the shelf life of MREs). We don't have edible Blamco Mac'n Cheese in real life.

  • @kcammons
    @kcammons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    9:05 "Oh that poor woman, rest in dicks" had me rolling!🤣

    • @alexischavez3238
      @alexischavez3238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't relate, rape jokes just aren't funny and should never be done.

    • @kcammons
      @kcammons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alexischavez3238 look up the word subjective

    • @kcammons
      @kcammons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alexischavez3238 also, wasn’t really a “rape” joke

    • @alexischavez3238
      @alexischavez3238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kcammons I know what that word means, but if you wanna believe none of those men in that vault at one point didn't forcefully pass her around youre delusional, it's obviously implied that's what happened to her so for him to joke about it even if it's indirect is still fucking wrong and that's just my opinion.

    • @kcammons
      @kcammons 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexischavez3238 you must be absolutely miserable most of the time. I hope you learn to temper your fee-fees with some verve

  • @Faralexander
    @Faralexander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    Just get flex tape and seal then you're fine.

    • @spaced_out3947
      @spaced_out3947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well Yes but, if you flex seal your house you'll trap yourself and starve.

    • @bradentucker8003
      @bradentucker8003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      link the privateer not if u feed on your family and your feces

    • @dankmelonz7587
      @dankmelonz7587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      link the privateer just eat your flex seal and become god lol

    • @errousmasterofchaos69
      @errousmasterofchaos69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I will wrap myself in flex tape to resist the blast and radiation

    • @dankmelonz7587
      @dankmelonz7587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kayle master of chaos how will you come out of your cocoon?

  • @2Scribble
    @2Scribble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    I'm barely surviving real life - sure as hell wouldn't survive in Fallout :P

    • @catzRule1963
      @catzRule1963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      2Scribble 1 tip stay in the f$@king vault

    • @YABBAHEY1
      @YABBAHEY1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W/the fluctuation of earth's magnetic field coupled w/ozone depletion you ARE in fact surviving real life quite well. Congrats bud !

    • @Cameron115
      @Cameron115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catzRule1963 depends what vault experiment it is lol

    • @Daniel_K95
      @Daniel_K95 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cam The Gruesome Zombie Killer in my case it’d be the Gary vault

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Daniel_K95 So you are Gary? Hello, Gary.

  • @escanor8087
    @escanor8087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Deathclaw: I am the Apex species on this planet.
    *Australia after 200 years of possible radioactive Fallout*
    Deathclaw: I'm strong but fuck no!!

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, atleast is not nuclear Skull Island or The Nuclear Amazon

  • @f4fphantomii468
    @f4fphantomii468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Something I've read about fallout: The Guy who invented the microchip apparently died in a car accident and therefore never did his work.

  • @goodaccountname2018
    @goodaccountname2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Another danger the Deathclaw poses to survivors. Their intelligence is near human, they are incredibly smart hunters that operate in packs. But the scariest thing about the Deathclaw is the fact the Deathclaw can mimic speech to trick people into coming closer.

    • @lukedominey8291
      @lukedominey8291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Where is the proof they can mimic speech?

    • @dukeoog5466
      @dukeoog5466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Proof: Old Only(?) Fallout 3. Beef up and go there.

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They also live in quarry which annoys me as a player trying to explore and trying to fight deathclaws twice my levels, seriously why is super strong deathclaws near the story mission? Anyways since they live in quarry and shit it would make mining and reconstruction dangerous

    • @chunguls2137
      @chunguls2137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds like an scp

    • @ReleaseZeKrakken
      @ReleaseZeKrakken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uhhhh anyone wanna tell him he's wrong or should I?

  • @PewPewBeets
    @PewPewBeets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    2:11 not only is Texas still its own state but it also apparently took over Arkansas.

    • @texasson9076
      @texasson9076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Not our best decision

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it's only a matter of time really.

    • @yomommabanger
      @yomommabanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Texarkansas for the absolute win boys

    • @zakkbwyldin
      @zakkbwyldin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats what i said

  • @angelusumbra5741
    @angelusumbra5741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Within the cold sterile walls of the Vaults, countless tales of fear, suffering, and horror took place. But among the cries and darkness, there were heroes as well, the greatest of which we honor today. The man born with the name Jack Hammer, but out in the wilds of the Wasteland he was known as "The Layer of Pipe". This is the story... Of the Hero of Vault 69...

  • @althealee9375
    @althealee9375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My dad was a kid when they had videos about nuclear bomb safety in elementary schools and I’ve honestly wondered how they believed a school desk would protect them from a nuclear blast

    • @DeHerg
      @DeHerg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It was never meant to protect from a close range blast(that would blow away the building) but from glass shrapnel if a detonation further away blows out the windows. You don't want to get that radioactive dust into an open wound.
      Also to duck into the next area providing shadow does protect against the initial heat blast(which would otherwise, depending on distance, burn your skin).
      In other words those tips, contrary to popular opinion or "common sense"(lol), would help with early survival.
      On the other hand most people in such a scenario wouldn't die from the blast or even radioactivity but from starvation because without modern complex infrastructure the land can only support about 1/10 of our current population density(depending on the area you live in).

    • @horuslupus6245
      @horuslupus6245 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean if that's small wooden desk can protect you from a nuclear blast or the shockwave then I'm pretty sure every building will be made out of wood cuz then you wouldn't have to worry about it

    • @tomdunn2388
      @tomdunn2388 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeHerg
      ''without modern complex infrastructure the land can only support about 1/10 of our current population density''
      Do you have any links/sources on this im intersted in looking this up?

    • @DeHerg
      @DeHerg ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tomdunn2388 I don't remember where exactly I had this number from, but if it helps you in your search the rationale it was based on was: With breakdown of modern infrastructure and international trade complex machinery and production of artificial fertilizer could not be sustained -> the stable population density pre mechanized agriculture (

  • @bexatronxexe2670
    @bexatronxexe2670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1896

    Why you wouldnt survive No Nut November

    • @ACBGames
      @ACBGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I die every time

    • @ethandavis8216
      @ethandavis8216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ded

    • @Unknown-gf1ci
      @Unknown-gf1ci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This year was the only year I failed
      Rip

    • @miguelfcotorres
      @miguelfcotorres 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Easy
      Porn

    • @jvaughn1945
      @jvaughn1945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I failed day one at 3:34 A.M

  • @James_Wisniewski
    @James_Wisniewski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Small correction. The spore in Vault 22 was actually made in the Big Empty before the war and introduced into the vault without the knowledge of most of the scientists outside the lowest level of the vault.

  • @saltysnail5747
    @saltysnail5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Walk into a car, dies
    This makes me want to play fallout 4 again

  • @climhazzard115
    @climhazzard115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'm the protagonist (in my head), I'm sure I'd be fine.

  • @thefoot6271
    @thefoot6271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    "Ghouls can easily be dispatched"
    *Wow Such Gaming my Fallout 4 survival player getting jumped by ghouls at the train station would like to have a word with you*

    • @sgtvirus6696
      @sgtvirus6696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But realistically they would.

    • @LittleDanny9899
      @LittleDanny9899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      even just locking at the normal ghoul variant they are one of the lower hp beings in the fallout universe (somewhere around molerats and the like)

    • @fabiomoreira1506
      @fabiomoreira1506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sgtvirus6696 just take some bear traps for example and destroy their legs. Recover bear traps. Win win

    • @mixnflix101
      @mixnflix101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Until he meets the Reaver from Broken steel and realises his inevitable doom

    • @xeno_christ_blackout
      @xeno_christ_blackout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seriously if the train station south from starlight drive in gives ya trouble you might consider pressing the L3 button every once in a while.

  • @antguy9011
    @antguy9011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Getting a job almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @aames1089
      @aames1089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Antinator you like a brother to me homes

    • @thatoneguynextdoor8794
      @thatoneguynextdoor8794 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aye! Started working 3 weeks ago and there are few things I d like better then an apocalypse.

    • @JoeySehn
      @JoeySehn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I recommend fighting for working on ur true passions, no matter what the cost. Live ur best life, and take risks cause this is ur one sho

    • @xander4644
      @xander4644 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember when I was young and had my first job. Ahhh. To go back. (Spoiler alert) You learn to accept your job and have fun with whatever monotonous shit they have you doing.

    • @okcx3682
      @okcx3682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      x a n a x so you’re a grown ass man with Xanax as your name?😂

  • @hopaIV
    @hopaIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I wouldn't survive because I wouldn't be able to hear from just hearing
    "A settlement nearby needs our help. This is what the minutemen live for!"

    • @aceisking
      @aceisking 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that is why I side with the institute

  • @Morbidlynx1
    @Morbidlynx1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    While you're correct that iodine is the basis for Rad-X Radaway is actually based on IV Chelation treatments uses to remove heavy metals from the body.

  • @iwatchyoutube6539
    @iwatchyoutube6539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    He talks about game lore so well I feel like I'm watching a history channel documentary about something that actually happened

  • @piggyblitz4404
    @piggyblitz4404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    All I need is a big iron, a big iron and some ncr ranger armor.

    • @n0skillx0verkill61
      @n0skillx0verkill61 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big iron on his head

    • @eddiecowen2624
      @eddiecowen2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He beat Fallout New Vegas with nothing but the big iron on his hip

    • @animq4ionboi.153
      @animq4ionboi.153 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck those shit, all I need is a centurion armor made out of football gear and scraps

  • @lordkarasu2263
    @lordkarasu2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    China-“we found oil for us”!
    USA-“you’re half right”

  • @striderfitzsimmons-sebring5761
    @striderfitzsimmons-sebring5761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    One question though, do we have an invincible dog with us?

    • @jimbo2947
      @jimbo2947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      all dogs are invincible in my view
      all dogs are invincible!

    • @Whowhaaa
      @Whowhaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Depends on what kinda dog you have. A rottweiler can survive on the contents of a landfill and can tank a 2x4 to the head with minimal damage while a goldendoodle or Chihuahua needs Science Diet to survive and will die if you glare at it too hard. You might think I'm exaggerating but my Rottweiler has been hit by i dont know how many baseballs, both thrown and hit, while running through baseball fields and loves corn on the cob almost as much as she loves just plain cobs from my compost pile.

    • @spiritualbeetle3904
      @spiritualbeetle3904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fallout 3's dog isn't invincible, but you can get a perk in Broken Steel where every time your dog dies you can get another outside vault 101

  • @elusiveity
    @elusiveity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "Ad-pocolypse".. *cuts to ad*
    Nice.

  • @concord3230
    @concord3230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “Why You Wouldn’t Survive the Mad Max Wasteland?”
    Considering how the franchise essentially brought the post-apocalyptic genre to the mainstream, I reckon an episode on that would be interesting.
    ... Or you can just call it “Why You Wouldn’t Survive Modern-day Australia”

  • @lisadiantonio4332
    @lisadiantonio4332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "the world would fall into an ad-pocalypse"
    *ad plays literally 2 seconds later*

  • @tadhgshiels9322
    @tadhgshiels9322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Nuclear warfare is likely to be the end of this world"
    Coronavirus:hold my beer

    • @jimmilton6644
      @jimmilton6644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      uh still here

    • @SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333
      @SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Covid 19 is nothing. So far, it’s not even somewhat comparable to past pandemics, which clearly didn’t end the world.

    • @randomcommenter4719
      @randomcommenter4719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wont end us...

  • @dominicgordon7275
    @dominicgordon7275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Hear to the NCR. They’ll keep you safe as long as you pay taxes.

    • @tezz19937
      @tezz19937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Until we legion come after you

    • @kohls9891
      @kohls9891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Reading this comment makes me wish for a nuclear winter

    • @colerape
      @colerape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like every other government in history, either good or bad.

    • @belland_dog8235
      @belland_dog8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@colerape Oh wow imagine expecting something in return for something, like say you're protection, food, water, etc for some cash to actually supply the people who are doing those things for you. At least in the Fallout Universe not talking about real life

    • @colerape
      @colerape 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@belland_dog8235 What?

  • @FalconFastest123
    @FalconFastest123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Don't worry, I'll just call Preston with the Minutemen so that the next time he sees the General he can send him alone to my settlement where he will instantly build me some defenses just in time before my settlement is attacked. Then I will say thanks and fork over 200 caps right before the General loots my pockets anyways and assigns me to stand at a lemonade stand all day trying to convince passersby that Im really a doctor. He will also likely assign me a sleeping bag inside a hole-filled shack that leaks when it rains, and dress me in the most ridiculous clothing imaginable just to have a good laugh before disappearing to never answer another call for help again. Yep, Im all set for the Fallout apocalypse! Bring it on!

    • @zakkbwyldin
      @zakkbwyldin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf why is this so long

    • @user-uy7bn4kt2b
      @user-uy7bn4kt2b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Criminally underrated comment

    • @JayYoungs1992
      @JayYoungs1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lool this gave me a good laugh just thinking that this is how the settlers feel.

    • @DaShoopdahoop
      @DaShoopdahoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That... Sounds about right

  • @mechaxenozamasu9311
    @mechaxenozamasu9311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Nobody:
    Raiders: "do you like the sight of your own blood?"
    Legionaries: "degenerates like you belong on a cross"
    NCR troopers:
    "PaTrOLLiNG ThE MoJAVE MaKEs Me WiSh FoR A NuClEaR WiNtEr"
    "We WoNt Go QuIeT, ThE LeGiOn CaN CoUnT oN ThAT"

  • @silverbladeTE
    @silverbladeTE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Worse radiation occurred in "Fallout" because vehicles had their own nuclear power plants plus such common use of fission that there were waste dumps all over, which thus led to the incredible levels of fallout after the war

  • @vin-yaz7801
    @vin-yaz7801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Its Fallout is not Steam Punk. Its Retro-Futuristic.

    • @dragonbornexpress5650
      @dragonbornexpress5650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's actually a bit in the cyberpunk category, and not that cyberpunk, I mean the genre.

    • @hojosconsal9913
      @hojosconsal9913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dragonbornexpress5650 I think Fallout is pure dieselpunk tho

    • @amandabarrow8094
      @amandabarrow8094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Atom Punk.

    • @theirishpolarbear7643
      @theirishpolarbear7643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Naw mate it’s death claw gonna rip up ur ass punk

    • @seventhsonofaseventhson.6559
      @seventhsonofaseventhson.6559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, it’s Sugar Bomb binge eating in a vault punk.

  • @bringitback686
    @bringitback686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    5:08 You WILL SURVIVE A nuke if you’re name is billy and you hide in a fridge xD

    • @fineichangedit5315
      @fineichangedit5315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or jones

    • @dudepool7530
      @dudepool7530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, but then some random asshole sells you to the Gunners... Hi, I'm a random asshole XD

  • @fuzzerddoesstuff1643
    @fuzzerddoesstuff1643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:12 as a Texan I can confirm that we would do this

  • @cyanide7389
    @cyanide7389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *playing a game and listening to vid at the same time*
    "Vault 69"
    *immediately pauses game, looks up vault 69*

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i looked it up, from what i've heard it was abandoned while only partway finished.

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would actually be a horrid existence for the sole male vault citizen. Being forced to non-consensual sex (probably) is not a joke. Might be fun the first few times but once the venereal diseases and female sex fetishes start kicking in, you're basically living a hellish existence. No doubt they would also prevent you from any kind of freedom or from killing yourself, as you're the only way for the vault to survive, so we're looking at a couple of decades being stuck in an isolation chamber.
      Not exactly my idea of fun.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RedFloyd469 Death by snusnu?

  • @melissaward6850
    @melissaward6850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Why you won't survive Preston Garvey's quest one thing I'll mark it your map

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You wouldnt survive in the sense you would rather die than do another god damn quest of his.

    • @LLLadySSS
      @LLLadySSS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao fuck him

    • @gg-gingergamingpoint1275
      @gg-gingergamingpoint1275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lady.Whatever there’s a settlement that needs your help, here I’ll mark it on your map

    • @jamesbaeyt2543
      @jamesbaeyt2543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another settlement needs your help

    • @danveloso4293
      @danveloso4293 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck preston

  • @bumsmeller7950
    @bumsmeller7950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    *criticizes Caesars Legion*
    *calls it Kaiser’s Legion*
    -Common Sense: Am I a joke to you?-

    • @rafh5172
      @rafh5172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Actually that is what it would have sounded like in early Latin for all I know, the different sounds for C (z/k instead of k only) came later in Roman history and the ae would originally have been a diphtong.

    • @bumsmeller7950
      @bumsmeller7950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Raf H yea I know, just all anti legion pronounce it saesar, when it really should be called kaiser either way

    • @kailastname4321
      @kailastname4321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bumsmeller7950 toss my salad, caesar!

    • @bumsmeller7950
      @bumsmeller7950 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      kai capranica salad are for commies

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. Not "Kaiser's" legion. Caesars legion is pronounced correctly that way. Pronouncing it like see-sur is a bastardization.
      Also, I don't see how pronouncing the name of a faction in a certain way means you can't criticize the legion, or how that is somehow against "common sense".

  • @alonztec2953
    @alonztec2953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:10 had me chuckling like a toddler after their first session of Peek-a-boo

  • @serrashadetail2007
    @serrashadetail2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I could've gone my entire life without pondering the horrors of Fallout: Australia. The fauna there is dangerous enough ~without~ mutating it into giant versions of itself.

  • @profanegunman7586
    @profanegunman7586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I'm pretty sure bloatflies shoot larva at their target that burrows in and eats it from the inside out, not bile.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Are you saying they are like botflies but as projectiles? *shudder*

    • @bigjayjay2x597
      @bigjayjay2x597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@magiv4205 Yep. You can even use the same projectiles in a syringe gun that spawns bloatflies when an enemy from inside them after being shot and dying.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigjayjay2x597 ugh this fucking gross I love it

    • @WowSuchGaming
      @WowSuchGaming  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nah the larva actually explode on impact

    • @horusdark4343
      @horusdark4343 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is correct

  • @tonybichler1536
    @tonybichler1536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The cazador is more specifically a mutated version of the western tarantula hawk wasp. Just Google a pic of it, it packs one of the most painful insect stings on earth second only to the bullet ant. They are common in AZ and California which is why they're in New Vegas

    • @christiebailey1479
      @christiebailey1479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Welcome to Big Mt., responsible for Cazadors, Nightstalkers, the hellish red Cloud at the Sierra Madre, and the dust storms of the Divide that'll flay your skin.

    • @lokikinch
      @lokikinch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tony Bichler are you fucking kidding me I have to send in arcade every time I see those fuckers and there NOT only in Vegas FUCK

    • @decklinniemeyer2901
      @decklinniemeyer2901 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      God I hate big empty

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cazador is probably the most aptly named creature in the Wasteland, alongside the Deathclaw. Turned out NV had the most insufferable creatures in the entire series. Fallout Siberia would be fun to play on a survival mode.

  • @hunterowl1756
    @hunterowl1756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A bit of a slight thing, but Deathclaws were created by the US government as a bioweapon as well, and were even used in battle

  • @doomplague5758
    @doomplague5758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If Fallout Australia ever became a thing they would have to make a new difficulty setting called "IMPOSSIBLE"

  • @alexsmistakes7975
    @alexsmistakes7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Can you do the Metro apocalypse before exodus comes out?

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How about STALKER aswell?

    • @ddavis5708
      @ddavis5708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xmm-cf5eg Stalker is easy. dont enter the zone's (chernobyl,part of afgan)

    • @bigcat9558
      @bigcat9558 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another Crusader agreed

    • @kakapac6982
      @kakapac6982 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xmm-cf5eg get out of here STALKER

  • @youngwhitz6751
    @youngwhitz6751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    I just realized Deadpool technically could be a ghoul🤯

    • @xavierkohler1178
      @xavierkohler1178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He is.

    • @subways610
      @subways610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Young Whitz he still has his nose,and he’s not that ugly

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Sorta. Deadpool has super cancer which ghoul have super radiation but it's close enough

    • @markusmitchell8585
      @markusmitchell8585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@subways610 DP is ugly as F**k

    • @beholder-us6hk
      @beholder-us6hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Deadghoul

  • @derwillhelm3778
    @derwillhelm3778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pro tip! Do not meet Preston Garvey or else you’ll be saving settlements for the rest of your life!

  • @exactpeak5995
    @exactpeak5995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Here's a list of everything that's wrong in this vid.
    4:14 Russia didn't launch any nukes.
    The soviet union collapsed around 1970 and Russia fell into anarchy, making China the new global communist superpower.
    5:47 Comparing the fallout of the meltdown of a nuclear reactor too the one of an atomic bomb is wrong.
    The fallout of atomic bombs lasts way shorter than the one of a nuclear reactor.
    Look at Hiroshima/Nagasaki.
    Both cities were bombed with ab atom bomb during WWII.
    But nowadays, a lot of people have returned and live there without known side effects.

  • @Michael024681
    @Michael024681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    That deathclaw would give me a heart attack with a gaze.

    • @sheriffaboubakar9720
      @sheriffaboubakar9720 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael024681 What if you lived in Australia and saw an Alligator in your backyard? Would you have a heart attack as well?

    • @CJ_YT.
      @CJ_YT. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d shit my pants

  • @atrafficcone3031
    @atrafficcone3031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Excuse me the most dangerous thing you’ll fight in the fallout universe ain’t deathclaws its CAZADORS

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whats a cazador? like a new pokemon or a fancy liqueur?

    • @Meow-tp2oc
      @Meow-tp2oc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arthas640 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @kroidenfravest9931
      @kroidenfravest9931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arthas640 If you meet a cazador posing as a pokemon, run like hell.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arthas640 Yes. A bit like this. But imagine a pokemon evolved in the depths of Australia with really no desire to get into that stupid ball.

    • @osirisjohnson5165
      @osirisjohnson5165 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arthas Menethil there from fallout new vegas

  • @alexanderCXV
    @alexanderCXV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This was the first video of yours I’ve seen, your level of professionalism made the “That’s right Texas is still it’s own thing, YEE-HAW!” thing completely unexpected. I haven’t been able to stop laughing because of the accuracy.

  • @triumphovertragedy7860
    @triumphovertragedy7860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If this happens I’m playing BIG IRON when walking through the city. Lmao!!!

  • @toiletcomputer
    @toiletcomputer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    My carry weight is too low

  • @ProtosManiak
    @ProtosManiak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    you cant compare containment of atomic explosion and Chernobyl disaster. Why? Because what happened in Chernobyl is more like *dirty bomb* - to many nuclear particles that wont appears when atomic bomb detonates.

    • @ironczar8975
      @ironczar8975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Could you explain to me how dirty modern nuclear weapons are? In comparsion to Chernobyl or the nuclear bomb on hiroshima.
      Because i always thought they would optimize the bombs to do more damage and less radiaton.

    • @ProtosManiak
      @ProtosManiak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ironczar8975 my apologies for my language - im from Ukraine, but I'll try. Yeah, you correct about optimization. But what happened in Chernobyl technically was not a nuclear explosion, it was much less destructive (destroyed roof and walls of reactor) than in Hiroshima, but put 400 times more radioactive material into the Earth's atmosphere ( because of great amount "fuel" that reactor uses). So we have explosion that contaminated area for a long period of time. On the other hand atomic explosion main purpose of is to cause destruction not a containment. That's why i called it dirty bomb. As i know there was not real tests of dirty bombs yet, but you can read about it here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_bomb if you interested, and make your own conclusions. Maybe I'm wrong))

    • @wizdabaws2793
      @wizdabaws2793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@ProtosManiak My inner nerd got triggered when he went onto that tangent.

    • @riccardos2955
      @riccardos2955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ironczar8975 Actually a dirty bomb can be a handgranade wrapped on some Nuclear material you could find in every hospital. Its not about the boom its about releasing particles and let the wind do the rest.

    • @beatthegreat7020
      @beatthegreat7020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone crunched the numbers and the bomb dropped on Boston (And probably the rest of them too) was most likely a dirty bomb.

  • @Liex59
    @Liex59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Deathclaws are fodder compared to Cazadors let's be real for a minute. I'd rather fight 5 Deathclaws than 5 Cazadors.

    • @danykilson4950
      @danykilson4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depends on the Deathclaw. I would rather fight 20 Cazadors than actually go toe to toe with the Legendary Deathclaw.
      There are also the Lonesome Road deathclaws, which tore me a new one despite being max level for the base game.

    • @atompunk456
      @atompunk456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danykilson4950 Jesus is your world crawling with that many

    • @danykilson4950
      @danykilson4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@atompunk456 More than ten.
      I was killing cazadors in droves before I'd cleared out the quarry. All hail the powerfist.

  • @LucyWest370
    @LucyWest370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Ahem. It’s called a ‘robobrain.’ Or join the brotherhood of steel. If you become a knight, your pretty much invincible, if your a scribe, you don’t even see combat.

    • @brucesheffer
      @brucesheffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but to be a scribe you have to be smart. That eliminates a lot of folks.

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruce Sheffer not nessecarily. Theres field Scribes, and also you could do the scribe training, like we see in Fallout 1

    • @Goldcat1850
      @Goldcat1850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LucyWest370 interesting

    • @helo9316
      @helo9316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought brotherhood doesn't recruit outsiders

  • @DemonDante1000
    @DemonDante1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Didn't mention slavers at all. Sure slavers are just specialized raiders I suppose, but I think they deserve special mention just because of the head exploding collars.

  • @aajones318
    @aajones318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “There’s no such thing as super aids” that’s what you think zack.

  • @joenuts8227
    @joenuts8227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Step1. Download cheat terminal mod
    Step3. Observe
    Step74. Release you skipped a few numbers
    Step -3. Stonks

  • @DDIAZ-we4dz
    @DDIAZ-we4dz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    for me. vault 69 sounds like the best one to end up in honestly.

  • @Cardbordboxonfire
    @Cardbordboxonfire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Literally when you mentioned an Addpocolypse and said “nope that’s youtu....” (an actual add popped up)
    The Addpocolypse has begun

    • @Rick696
      @Rick696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cardbordboxonfire adpocolyspe is the lack of ads on youtube due to videos being demonetized... so ya.

    • @fireinc.4436
      @fireinc.4436 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @alexbedel6320
      @alexbedel6320 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Again, we don't really need to reduce the radiation down to background levels, just enough that MOST people will survive.

    • @austinblackburn8095
      @austinblackburn8095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Survive and stay fertile.

    • @NetraAmorosi
      @NetraAmorosi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye, though after bombs drop you only really need to hold out for a couple of weeks, month at most, afterwards the background radiation might be a little higher then normal but will far less then what generally get from flying in a airplane, in other words you'll be fine. If you enter into a recently irradiated area just be completely covered up and wear a gas mask and you'll be fine, just make sure you shower (with water, non-irradiated of course) or otherwise wash off all the dust. It's no where near as bad as the HBO documentary makes it out to be. Documentary is really just fear mongering.

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They also have to stay fertile, which is harder than you might think. Do you have any idea how easy it is to completely fuck up the female reproductive system??

    • @tawneeens436
      @tawneeens436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LordofFullmetal That’s very true... 🤔🤯

  • @Zamolxes77
    @Zamolxes77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    19:00 Fallout Survivor, a game that lets you do just that would be amazing. Fallout universe matted with a voxel based engine, that will let you dig anywhere, remove stuff from anywhere, build stuff like Space Engineers, mechanism, towns, farms, etc. On top of it having a robust quest system like the one Obsidian developed for FNV and a meaningful perk system, oh boy, that would be truly a marvel.
    I think there is a Fallout mod for 7 days to die, sadly it doesn't have quests and perks like fallout

  • @tinybiscuit6530
    @tinybiscuit6530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This doesnt take into account reactors melting down or lack of food nor the thought that immeddiatly exiting the vault after 20yr the horrible mutations

    • @aldonover7254
      @aldonover7254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The reactors HAVE fail safes and they don't fucking BURN YOU INSIDE OUT CONSTANTLY, they are managed by A.I. , you really should realize that the society of the Fallout Universe, was way more nuclearly dependent than we were, but reactors melting down every two seconds? That never happened at any of the Power Plants in 76.

  • @TechnetiumCorp
    @TechnetiumCorp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    real talk tho, A fallout Australia would be an awesome world to explore, all the different creatures Bethesda could make for Australia would be AMAZING it would be the kick in the ass the fallout series needs.

    • @morrisondavidson8814
      @morrisondavidson8814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Highly doubt any humans would survive there, considering all the crazy deadly shit that's there already.

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would play that. Australia was the apocalypse world that led to Fury Road. Probably would be a lot better than the mad max games anyways. You think a roo would be the new deathclaw?

    • @TechnetiumCorp
      @TechnetiumCorp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@steelrarebit7387 roos are scary af idk man koalas are crazy roos like to punch shit so who knows

    • @br9760
      @br9760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TechnetiumCorp Koalas are stupid, so of course the radiation would make them super smart.....

    • @edgaru4324
      @edgaru4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya mean mad max without cars my guy

  • @ashmoleproductions5407
    @ashmoleproductions5407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Vault 22 was an accident as while it was not a control vault it's research needed to continue to feed the world after the vaults opened.

  • @ssjbread2803
    @ssjbread2803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Also dont forget, if you live in canada youre instantly dead because the Lone Wanderer accidentally vaporizes you with an onboard alien ship deathray.

    • @lilal8848
      @lilal8848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whoops

  • @thezeitos469
    @thezeitos469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forgot that even if you survive that, the Enclave may just murder you and everyone else in the Wasteland using Genocidal versions of the FEV.

  • @viper_soilce5371
    @viper_soilce5371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Nah I'll survive, just gotta sign up with the NCR

    • @theadministrator6998
      @theadministrator6998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      NCR AND PROUD!

    • @breckeline
      @breckeline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no, just rule vegas on your own

    • @aymanayad7230
      @aymanayad7230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LEGATE LANIUS,OPEN UP

    • @xavierkohler1178
      @xavierkohler1178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ill stick to goodsprings. Clean water and friendly people.

    • @dukeoog5466
      @dukeoog5466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All of you are fools, it's all about Zion Valley: little radiation, easy to fight against tribesmen, friendly tribesmen and even crashed boy scout buses!

  • @interpol_7900
    @interpol_7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Why you wouldn’t survive the Drama Alert Nation

  • @saturn12002
    @saturn12002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One little detail, is that the U.S in fallout was holding on to the oil, however they discovered fusion technology as a fossil fuel alternative. They decided to also keep that technology to themselves, despite China knowing about it and requesting to work with the U.S to further develop it, in exchange for that technology. The fallout universe may not have ended up the way it did had the U.S decided to share that technology. Though its understandable that they wouldn't, fusion power was going into military applications like power armor and aircraft propulsion. That, and by the time it was discovered the U.S was already at war with China.

  • @danielkover7157
    @danielkover7157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think the cannibalistic tendencies of the super mutants was missed, not that it matters. Plenty of things to kill you. Like that wild west movie with Seth MacFarlane. Still, I find the super mutant viewing of humans as food (and their appalling lack of sanitation within their living spaces) the most frightening.

  • @roman3rr0r43
    @roman3rr0r43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Texas so big it IS a Commonwealth 😂

    • @mageman-ff4no
      @mageman-ff4no 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      actually if you look at the map, Arkansas is shaded the same color as Texas. So there aren't any commonwealths smaller than 2 states, i think.

    • @glitchyexplorer4291
      @glitchyexplorer4291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I suppose we can protect Arkansas too

    • @mageman-ff4no
      @mageman-ff4no 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Lifebox its grouped in with the parts of Canada the fallout US annexed.

  • @gamerplayer8882
    @gamerplayer8882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I watched porn. I was gonna continue but wow such gaming is in my priority.

    • @arandomfarmer
      @arandomfarmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why are you watching porn during no nut November?

    • @zeta_insectoid5483
      @zeta_insectoid5483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's no nut November what are you doing.

    • @gamerplayer8882
      @gamerplayer8882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@zeta_insectoid5483 I couldn't resist my urges.

    • @zeta_insectoid5483
      @zeta_insectoid5483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gamerplayer8882 you are a disgraceful human being. you already failed.

    • @interpol_7900
      @interpol_7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gamer Player you just got caught lacking

  • @quiviknotpotato6806
    @quiviknotpotato6806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We wouldn't survive because a settlement needs your help.

  • @lucasperuzzo7459
    @lucasperuzzo7459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Because:
    1-deathclaws
    2-Yao Guais
    3-Deathclaws
    4-Cazadorez
    5-Deathclaws

    • @mechanicdave1002
      @mechanicdave1002 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      L.A.P
      THANK YOU. The solid reasons we wouldn't probably survive or have a much harder chance doing so is the product of our mistakes. All these mutated creatures lurking around the different settlements would be a very difficult threat to deal with. If we aren't already dealing with disease, rad poisoning, lack of food or proper nutrition, clean water and air, then having to compete with these huge mutated monsters would make things a tad difficult

    • @belland_dog8235
      @belland_dog8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mechanicdave1002 it's alive, mutated sure, but still an animal. Put a few bullets in the right places and they'll drop far faster irl than in the game.

  • @Nintendude1357
    @Nintendude1357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:30 "and the world was plunged into an adpocalypse... No, wait..." And then, there was an ad.
    God. Damn. It.

  • @ladypaprika627
    @ladypaprika627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Slight aside, laser weapons aren't used as a mainstream weapon because they're impractical. They use a large amount of power and, if you have lower end materials, can burn out portions of themselves. Not to mention, if your foe has a shiny piece of a mirror or tin foil on them they could just reflect your shots back at you. That is to say a full sized mirror would be the ultimate shield versus laser weapons and so would tin foil wrapped power armor.
    There was actually an energy weapon that was designed with the purpose of proving the concept for what it does. The way it works is that it fires a very high powered laser at the target not to fry the target with the laser, but to create a vacuum between the target and the gun which then, immediately after, fires an arc of electricity like a Tesla Coil down said vacuum. The vacuum is there to make it so the easiest path to ground is through the vacuum and on the target on the other side. This was the concept they were trying to prove. The reason I bring this up is because this was actually deemed far more practical than the concept of conventional laser weapons.
    ... but lasers still look cool.

    • @ladypaprika627
      @ladypaprika627 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      To start with, thank you for your input. Nothing was really detracted from and I was shocked it took so long to get that reply, but it gives me a chance to expand more on what I was saying.
      The tin foil thing was more of a joke because the concept is lasers are extremely easy to defeat weapons. It's a directed light at a single focused point that can be bounced back by a mirror because, as was stated above, it's light. And, I know about i6 and how it can punch holes through mirrors, but the point is that if you shoot a mirror with it, the light's still going to be reflected. The reason it can punch holes in mirrors is that the amount of energy being pushed through is great enough to heat the mirror enough to cause it to melt, but most of the energy, until the hole is pierced, is still being reflected.
      Also, we do have lasers that are small enough to be considered rifles, yet powerful enough to use as weapons. Again, though, the reason we don't use them is that they're ineffective. I6 can punch a hole through a mirror, but a regular laser "rifle" would be instant fodder for them. Whoever the mirror ends up pointing at becomes the instant target and is just screwed unless they get lucky. It can also be a hazard to planes, boats, civilians, etcetera.
      It's much more efficient and there is far less ability to counter ballistic weapons and that's why we use ballistic weapons.
      The other reason we use ballistic weapons is that they have stopping power, so even if the person isn't killed, they are disabled in some capacity (FBI statistics show that if a large caliber is involved, the combatant hit is usually down on the first hit; this is also why military combatants in a firefight are supposed to shoot to wound, so the enemy has to drag the person off the field; you effectively take three people out with one shot as the others have to get the person back to medical, whereas killing shots are _boom_, _dead_, _everybody continues fighting_). Lasers don't have stopping power with their force and as such all you do is burn a small hole into a person. Sure, it hurts, but it's not going to be any worse than a .22 shot, assuming you're not using something powerful enough to blast a clean hole through someone in one shot. It's the difference between being slashed by a sword or struck with a war hammer, compared to being stabbed by a rapier. Sure, if you hit a vital, the person is dead, no questions; however, if you miss, the other person is going to fuck you up (unless of course they are also using a rapier, in which case, it's even footing; assuming they're using a laser weapon too, same idea).

    • @FreyjaTheWarrior
      @FreyjaTheWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fallout New Vegas has that weapon, the LAER.

  • @evankrueger7321
    @evankrueger7321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really feel like this might be the one I have the best chance with. Out of all the other scenarios I’ve watched you go through

  • @ASFS08
    @ASFS08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They should make a fallout in london

    • @aldonover7254
      @aldonover7254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would be interesting, I'm currently writing FONT (Fallout: the Northern Trail), it takes place in Washington and Oregon {unintentionally, but there is a limbo vault [Can't be proven Canon but non-canon either] Vault 6 that was right under mt St. Helens, it's experiment was to slowly expose the dwellers to radiation until everyone turned to ghouls (even the Overseer), it's unclear if it was a successful test or not, but you'll have to find out whether that vault survived.} There's a bunch more stuff I'm working on like Vault 25, where there was 30 Female, 8 Males, 1 Overseer (Female), and 6 dogs of 10 separate breeds each (60 in total), to test how much a person would give up to keep their beloved pets, though a broken water filter (not-intentional) caused the deaths of 40 dogs to radiation poisoning, and six became mongrels, about 2 years after the incident the vault opens up to trade, becoming a somewhat pre war kennel, and even trading away their new surplus dog food, the player character's vault, is [REDACTED].

    • @aldonover7254
      @aldonover7254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keep in mind, it's a just a pitch draft, but it's still something.

    • @ASFS08
      @ASFS08 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aldonover7254 dude that sick 👌🏼🔥

  • @bryantrevor8305
    @bryantrevor8305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Imagine titanoboa x4. That's probably what Australia would be dealing with.

    • @kulturertbaker5371
      @kulturertbaker5371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      x10 more like, have you seen deathclaws?

    • @nekosparkclaw3021
      @nekosparkclaw3021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So either 160 ft or 400 ft on average. Shoot.

    • @notinsane4165
      @notinsane4165 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've never thought about that, now i'm thinking about that paralysis tick but like fucking huge.

    • @ultimategohan1551
      @ultimategohan1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Adolf Hitler dont know what the spiders and dingos would look like but crocodiles might look like gatorclawa from fallout 4

  • @calebdehart6651
    @calebdehart6651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I got a Masterkey.
    I'll survive just fine.

    • @VengefulPolititron
      @VengefulPolititron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cumbersome, not ergonomic

    • @christophercadet6065
      @christophercadet6065 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that a rocket launcher in your profile picture

    • @themostdiabolicalhater5986
      @themostdiabolicalhater5986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caleb Dehart unless you get a nuke dropped within a few miles of you. Or someone else is just a little quicker than you. You probably think you’re a lot tougher than you are, chief

    • @calebdehart6651
      @calebdehart6651 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themostdiabolicalhater5986 Survived being an infantryman in Afghanistan just fine.

  • @neptyeletale1518
    @neptyeletale1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the entertaining content!

  • @TidusDowthelas
    @TidusDowthelas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm surprised "Nate/Nora", from Fallout 4 even survived being Frozen by Vault-Tec, let alone the Post-Apocalyptic Common-Wealth known as, Boston...