Sean Hokanson A scumbag I can respect. Dudes pretty real compared to Taylor and woody, he’s like that street smart breath of fresh air this podcast missed while he was gone lol
Alex Mallinson wow it’s almost like those 2 things don’t have any correlation because Snow is Mexican and Arian Foster isn’t a criminal he’s an ex nfl player who is black
Jason Lankveld yeah dated a hispanic girl. My dads family are all from bayou in Louisiana my moms is all from university of Alabama... my ex’s hispanic family were THE MOST RACIST xD no lie Hispanics or the ones in Texas I know are more openly racist just from my general societal observation of course personal but I hold or pertain no bias and am from the south southhhh 😂💀
@@nosaj2971 Prison politics are racist. Almost all prisons have them. Any prisoner not following the politics have to be one special dude to not abide by them. Snow and Kyle had to be, what normal society calls, racist.
Do you not get huge packs in places like dollar stores? In the UK we get packs of like 10-20 AA or AAA brands like Kodak for £1 (like $1.40), batteries used to be expensive over here.
Samuel Woods the cheapo batteries at the dollar store usually have like 6 double aa or tripe aa and they last for like five minutes. Bought some rechargeable ones six months ago and never looked back.
The first time I tried Xanax a telemarketer called me. I played along and answered questions about buying a house for atleast 30 minutes. Finally I said “this is all nice and everything but I’m 15 I can’t buy a house”. She said “are you serious” and hung up.
My sister used to take me to Marshall’s and switch tags on the clothes because her friend was LP there. We’d go in the summer and I’d have the coolest clothes when school would start. Good times.
I used to go into stores, fill my cart to the brim with spray paint and walk out the garden section. But lately I discovered that you can take 99c price tags and throw em on expensive $5 cans and get em for a buck all day.
Arian : I got so many good stories, I'm a great guy, Taylor: just tell us one Arian: uhhhhh, I had a lady once, uhhh , called me, on my voicemail... Uhhhh, she needed 25 so I just gave her a million bucks Best good guy story ever
Kyle stealing a kids hearing aid when he was 5 is barely even bad, he’s so young he’s barely conscious. But Arian scratching a CD? I got a friend who kinda does the everything I do he does thing but I would never in a million years put a scratch on his dirtbike after I got one and he did a few weeks later.
I seen a guy run out of multiple Lowes/home depot's with full case screw drivers, drills. He would just run in, run out with the tools they keep tied to the walls now. He went to prison stealing blue tooth speakers from multiple targets made the news
I'm almost certain that Kyle told the same story about messing with someone who called the wrong number, but in the other video his dad was the one on the phone and no money was involved.
When I was in kindergarten a girl in my class had a glass eye and she popped it out at nap time and it freaked me the fuck out but nooo one else saw it because they were asleep so no one believed me even the teacher lied after she helped her put it back in it was weird
Most heroic thing? I scared off a wierd ass guy from grabbing 2 girls on my street one Halloween. Worst thing? I beat my own brother once cause I came home from work in a bad mood.
I walked out of the same store fir like 4 months 2-3 times a week with anywhere from 10-40 dollars worth of candy or food in my hands and they caught me 3 times and each time I ran I would even do it while walking through the store with an expensive bmx bike
in this video we have a wannabe drake running through the ghetto with his woes, and a kyle FPSinvadeukraineheeheesofunnytopretendtoberussian giving life advice
Someone please message me and tell me where I can get that artwork that Arlen has with the waveform the vinyl the keys in the microphone I need that in my studio yesterday
Taylor interrupts literally every sentence that's spoken. It gets hard to watch 4 hours of pure rudeness. There should be a version of each episode uploaded with him completely muted.
Starting to think his prison experience may be karma related.
More like being a felon for life.
@@Banner-gi4ec sorry I don't quite understand what you mean.
Sean Hokanson A scumbag I can respect. Dudes pretty real compared to Taylor and woody, he’s like that street smart breath of fresh air this podcast missed while he was gone lol
@@seanhokanson4115 He just doesn't give a shit.
Sean Hokanson Kind of? He bragged about ripping off a single mom during Christmas time as a car salesman.
Black guy: "I've never stolen anything"
Kyle's face after spending 6 weeks as snow's bff
Alex Mallinson wow it’s almost like those 2 things don’t have any correlation because Snow is Mexican and Arian Foster isn’t a criminal he’s an ex nfl player who is black
@@Hunter-os5yx Snow was racist, you totally missed the point :)
Love it
Jason Lankveld yeah dated a hispanic girl. My dads family are all from bayou in Louisiana my moms is all from university of Alabama... my ex’s hispanic family were THE MOST RACIST xD no lie Hispanics or the ones in Texas I know are more openly racist just from my general societal observation of course personal but I hold or pertain no bias and am from the south southhhh 😂💀
@@nosaj2971 Prison politics are racist. Almost all prisons have them. Any prisoner not following the politics have to be one special dude to not abide by them. Snow and Kyle had to be, what normal society calls, racist.
0:42 Arian: "I've never stolen anything"
Kyle: **ok... if you say so...**
He's never done anything wrong 🤣
Funny how when everyone becomes successful they become ignorant to the bad they’ve done, like stealing lol
The boys stop talking about how Arian scratched a friends CD
Kyle: I stole a kids hearing aid one time.
Batteries ARE overpriced.
Do you not get huge packs in places like dollar stores? In the UK we get packs of like 10-20 AA or AAA brands like Kodak for £1 (like $1.40), batteries used to be expensive over here.
they are expensive over here, unless you get the shite kodaks in poundland
As someone who sells batteries: they are
Samuel Woods the cheapo batteries at the dollar store usually have like 6 double aa or tripe aa and they last for like five minutes. Bought some rechargeable ones six months ago and never looked back.
Costco duracell are your best bet for cheap, bulk, long lasting battery
They have the most random yet awesome guests on this show.
Except for when they had boogie lol
@@pabletoday9782 why what happened?
@@n00bkiller6767 He's a walking pity party.
Arian is horrible and so one sided
@@BfaltS1K THANK YOU. Everyone seems to like him but he's just so annoying
2:44 BROOOO 😂💀 his tone killed me!
Lmfaoooo😂😂😂
Nobody:
Kyle: I stole a kids hearing aid once
White Obama one of the few times that this overused format actually fits😂
Yoooo whitey o
Chris Cunningham yeah I’m better
The first time I tried Xanax a telemarketer called me. I played along and answered questions about buying a house for atleast 30 minutes. Finally I said “this is all nice and everything but I’m 15 I can’t buy a house”. She said “are you serious” and hung up.
😂
Wait but are you saying you were 15yrs old taking xanax.... gangsta
@@BCoMACoSNIPER nah bruh that shit just retarded💀💀
0:042 'I've never stollen anything'
Look at woodys face as if he's surprised lmaoooo.
Haha funny as hell, look at Kyle too. But come on, he lying, everybody stole something sometime
Sick guest tbh
He is I wish he still played football
@@synystergaming9733 It's strange how so many football players are super chill.
@@theodahviing not really. Fighters and "tough guys" often ars super chill because they let their aggression off healthily.
@@josiahcone7506 *6 months ago*
@@theodahviing that's not relevant. If youre surprised by a football player being chill, youre probably as beta as Woody lmao
Nobody:
White Obama: Kyle: I stole a kids hearing aid once
@Zombie no
@Zombie no you
Arian says he’s never stolen
*admits to theft and destruction of property*
“ When I was in federal prison I gave some Guy a radio” would of been better
Classic Marshall’s tag switch, getting Calvin Klein hoodies for $3
Kyle was probably the old lady that called Arlan and swindled him.
You would know all about easy work wouldn’t you uncle.
My sister used to take me to Marshall’s and switch tags on the clothes because her friend was LP there. We’d go in the summer and I’d have the coolest clothes when school would start. Good times.
I don’t mean to be a dick but if you shopped at marshals you didn’t have the coolest clothes
Kyle said it was his dad that told the lady jerry was in jail last time.
Its dark and hell is hot is a legendary album
The other way Kyle told the Jerry story, it was his dad who played the prank, and his mom called the lady back
You can't make this up
A black guy named Arian
Arians story about the lady was likely a scam /:
Ah it runs in the family! We both steal a lot haha.
i bet kyles dad was so proud of him for that im getting the new/relatively old god of war vibes
Kyle is damn cool. Would love to have a beer with that guy.
Arian -“I’ve never stolen anything” woody - *caucasian look of shock* 0:40
:42 Kyle and woody have the expression like yeah ok
If you have ATT it’s called Call Protect. That’s what helps with some telemarketing and nuisance calls
I used to go into stores, fill my cart to the brim with spray paint and walk out the garden section. But lately I discovered that you can take 99c price tags and throw em on expensive $5 cans and get em for a buck all day.
Art of the deal
The $5 cans give you a better rush when you huff em or something?
Arian : I got so many good stories,
I'm a great guy,
Taylor: just tell us one
Arian: uhhhhh, I had a lady once, uhhh , called me, on my voicemail... Uhhhh, she needed 25 so I just gave her a million bucks
Best good guy story ever
had to be a scam
Pretty sure Arian was fucking around and he sarcastically said he isnt a good guy
Kyle stealing a kids hearing aid when he was 5 is barely even bad, he’s so young he’s barely conscious. But Arian scratching a CD? I got a friend who kinda does the everything I do he does thing but I would never in a million years put a scratch on his dirtbike after I got one and he did a few weeks later.
I seen a guy run out of multiple Lowes/home depot's with full case screw drivers, drills.
He would just run in, run out with the tools they keep tied to the walls now.
He went to prison stealing blue tooth speakers from multiple targets made the news
Over a 3 day period I cat fished a dude selling steer. I was able to get him to get up at 4:00am and meet me half way to me, about 2.5hrs.
“I stole a kids hearing aid”
Best sentence I’ve ever heard in my life 😂
I'm almost certain that Kyle told the same story about messing with someone who called the wrong number, but in the other video his dad was the one on the phone and no money was involved.
He did
Stories don't have to be true to be funny.
@@whatif9255 that’s true but true story’s are the best if it’s bullshit I’m not gonna listen😂
You scratched my CD you know
"when his dog comes home, shot"
Arian Foster got scammed with that phone call with the lady it's an automated message haha
As a Texans fan this is sick
Spam mail ?!? Kyle we are the same age ....that’s fucking junk mail
kyle at walmart looks like francis from fairly oddparents inspection detection episode
I love ya Kyle but suffering through you fucking up the jeselnik bit killed me hahaha
7:10 I'm pretty sure he got scammed
*we was broke*
One time I turned down some money a homeless man offered me.
I looked pretty rough back then
Still do but did then too
And that boys name was little john
Like that eyebrow thing at the start
Had a person steal an optima car battery out of my auto parts store I work with
Arian foster episodes are in the top 10% for sure
what the fuck, you didn’t tell me they had Denzel on THE SHOW
“Doing stupid shit” *compilation of fpsrussia blowing shit up*
Oh shit it's Arian foster
Woody rocking the trump face
When I was a kid I took a girls prosthetic lower leg like her foot and calf I guess and it was bad she went crazy... Were still friends
When I was in kindergarten a girl in my class had a glass eye and she popped it out at nap time and it freaked me the fuck out but nooo one else saw it because they were asleep so no one believed me even the teacher lied after she helped her put it back in it was weird
isnt kyles jerry story the same as his dad's James story from a few years prior? only saying bc i just listened to a clip about that this morning...
I listened to it the other day and you are definitely right
@@HighItsBubba i understand misremembering the story, but this was like 2 years apart for an impactful story...
Most heroic thing? I scared off a wierd ass guy from grabbing 2 girls on my street one Halloween.
Worst thing? I beat my own brother once cause I came home from work in a bad mood.
Is that arian foster the former nfl footballplayer
Wait I want to hear the dog story
I walked out of the same store fir like 4 months 2-3 times a week with anywhere from 10-40 dollars worth of candy or food in my hands and they caught me 3 times and each time I ran I would even do it while walking through the store with an expensive bmx bike
in this video we have a wannabe drake running through the ghetto with his woes, and a kyle FPSinvadeukraineheeheesofunnytopretendtoberussian giving life advice
90% of Kyle's stories are either completely fabricated, or just blown way out of scope as to what had actually happened...
Call random numbers and ask money..
I feel like nobody knew what DMX album he was talking about which is shameful
Someone please message me and tell me where I can get that artwork that Arlen has with the waveform the vinyl the keys in the microphone I need that in my studio yesterday
oh
Woody's looking like Donald Trump in this stream
He was looking especially orange
Kyle saved a girl from getting rape by pounding beers and eating pizza
The voice mail sounds like a scam
Condoms are overpriced
Was this before or after Woody said nigga
They all shocked over arlans CD story, niggas be hating and they'll do anything to fuck with someone else's come up 😂
Scratched the CD...instead of thinking "Hmm we could rip or copy this thing. Then I'll have my own copy".
That shits a felony now🤣 fucking fed bois
So funny scratching his cds
taylor has an android and his camera looks like that coincidence I think not
Arian foster got scammed.
Wow a true narcissist as a guest lucky us
hey
arian got scammed lmfao..pretty obvious
too dark in here...
Woody where did you find your wife? shes my type
soxfan182 lol where did you see his wife?
@@crunch9876 she walked in the room in the beginning
Shit I’m early
Taylor interrupts literally every sentence that's spoken. It gets hard to watch 4 hours of pure rudeness. There should be a version of each episode uploaded with him completely muted.
I enjoy it, he usually cracks me up. He's quick thinking
he starts a joke and kyle makes it funny
He also helps lead things to a new convo
Taylor is the only naturally funny host
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