idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see Original Idea goes to Marcus Hayes so Credit to him.
@@karryn3737 yep im perfectly fine im doing great my life is together and I definitely have friends and my cat is still alive and of course I have gone outside in the past 2 weeks, and you cant forget that im mentally and physically stable, right?
2 years ago: Flamingo: *hears soviet anthem* also Flamingo: is that a russian war song? 2020: Flamingo: the world will be a communist government where we're all millionares
Albert: Did you know that not paying your taxes for ten years equals the same amount of jail time as someone who has a murderer? Me: Someone who has a murderer. That makes perfect logic.
Where is Jackson JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My favorite parts: "Mommy said I look handsome with my haircut" "I can't not be killed I am lim's spaghetti" "This is the new me hmm" "Nice car you have in here"
Imagine somebody’s username was “Some pathetic noob” Edit: for those who don’t get it. I changed my name to “Some pathetic noob” yesterday for the joke, y’all need to calm down.
Your basically a god to me, everyone thinks I’m so funny because I quote so many things from you. Like- -Hittin a jig -*burppp* MaMaaaaa -Not me, that was not me. *does it in that voice you do* -Noob, nothing but a noob, dumb noob. -you know those little voices he does? I do those a lot to. -Woman. -Uh oh sisters. -Haha buster. And maybe a few more. You are my idol and I literally love your content. You make me who I am and i swear I wouldn’t have as many friends as I do now, if you didn’t exist.
Albert: *makes weird sounds while moving his characters head* Me: *does stuff like that* also me: " is he a relative or somethin?" ( I wish,it would be so frigging cool to just be able to see my favorite TH-cam at family gatherings lol)
idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
Original Idea goes to Marcus Hayes so Credit to him.
😂
YES I LOVE THIS IDEA
Yes
Wow, haha 😂😂
Yes
You just gotta love how flamingo started his video with “Hey, what’s up poor people?”
*me sitting in my mansion bathroom pooping*
"hmm.."
@@squishie8745 lol
lol
You never fail to entertain me ✌️
Hi?
Hi
@͔ Hi
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Ur mom noob
“You cannot kill what wants to die!”
*-pretty much high schoolers currently in a nutshell*
I- 😹
@@rebeccahallieroblox7816 am i w r o n g
😩👌
🐿💨 chipmunk fart
Lmao same
🐿💨 literally chipmunk fart
“You can not kill what wants to die”
-Albert 2020
I am approximately 14 and I find this very deep 69 likes noice
Me everyday
Hear that suciders
@@kpitgro3012 months old
@JesusDuck wt
When Albert said "squish" everyone felt that.
Ugh my limbs
Take my subscription
YES BROTHER
0:28
Yes epic
Y’all ever realize when Albert laughs, he literally sounds like an amused flamingo?
Thank you for letting me realize that
His channels flamingo eh. makes sense lol
good point
The rumor come out,
*DOES ALBERT IS FLAMINGO?*
. .
O
OMG DOES ALBERT FLAMINGO?!!????! ‘O’
1:14 W H E E Z E
LOL
WHEEZE LOL
it sounds like a sound that would be used in the background music of a song *hh*
Can we just say that this part was cute 1:40
Ikr
Omg is that the hottest guy in the world? Oh its flamingo......the hottest person in the world so IT IS HIM!!!!!
YES SIS
Actually yes...
Lol
1:44 "I cannot be killed, I am limbs spaghetti. Give me your vehicle."
always gets me!
ITS MANGLE
*ITS ENNARD* or *ITS MANGLE*
@@skibidiisigmarizz b
E
if he is limbs spaghetti, I will eat him like how black holes eat everything
I love his voice when he does "squish" Anyone else with me? Time stamp: 0:28
squeesh
"squish squish"
Argee
Agreed
squeeshy
2:47
*"she forgot to feel physics for a moment."*
- Albert
Albert: you can not kill wat wants to be dead
Fans: that’s going in our Bible
I love Your more, UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 Your ugly
Nice
@Ì ÅmĶévîńBB6 stop trying to get views
@Ì ÅmĶévîńBB6 OH NO!! ILL DO IT RIGHT AWAY😰😰😰
Fun Fact: Most car accidents are caused by cars
You don't say?
Woah I didn't know that
This man is the wisest man I’ve ever met...
Yes
Nani?!?!?!?
Quote of the year: “you can not kill what wants to die”
@@mahaabdrabbo2818 wtf u just made it worst :/
@@JadenNoob its what albert said ;-;
Well that is true..
very true, like me 🖤
My senior quote
3:25 YOU MADE ME CHOKE ON WATER 😂😂😂😂
Undie
I was choking the whole video😂😂 this is one of his most funniest videos ever😂😂😆
Same lol
“Mommy said I look good with my haircut”
p
I like ya cut g
@@kingmonocleblob9548 AHHHHHHHHHH
@@dream-ns8te XD
@@kingmonocleblob9548 I like ya cut g more like
*_P_*
Noob: Exists
Albert: I'm afraid your time here is over
LOL true
true
true
true
true!
Eminem: "Mom spaghetti "
Flamingo 2020: "Limb spaghetti"
*Vein spaghetti*
@@sdh-*Brain spaghetti*
Knees detached arms are broken
@Xx Tea Sisterz xX BURNT spaghetti
Weewoo
I love how he bullies kids cuz of their avatar, but he's still making messy avatars
“you cannot kill; what wants to die”- Albert 2020 most inspirational quote i’ve ever heard .
yup
You can kill what wants to die, they will just be relieved
So if im murdered they wont go to jail because I already wanted to die haha...ha....
@@tiredamateur you ok man?
@@karryn3737 yep im perfectly fine im doing great my life is together and I definitely have friends and my cat is still alive and of course I have gone outside in the past 2 weeks, and you cant forget that im mentally and physically stable, right?
Albert: "Hey what's up poor people."
My dad walks in: Who's this idiot? PewDiePie?
Me: No, it's just Albert being... Albert, like usual.
your dad has not passed the vibe check.
therefore, he *must* be committed *toaster bath*
@@tacomadnezmoreliketacovomi5694 yes I got the toaster
I got the pepper so his eyes burn !
Did you turn on the bathtub foset?
@@berendvandergraaf406 yes i have
2 years ago:
Flamingo: *hears soviet anthem*
also Flamingo: is that a russian war song?
2020:
Flamingo: the world will be a communist government where we're all millionares
True
Communism
A person copied your comment by the way.
Communism bad
If ur making fun of Russain, I don't recommend u doing that because I like that language and I speak it.
“I can not be killed, I am *limb spaghetti”*
(1:43/1:44)
Albert: Did you know that not paying your taxes for ten years equals the same amount of jail time as someone who has a murderer?
Me: Someone who has a murderer. That makes perfect logic.
Who *IS* a murderer
It’s IS not A
Is oR a
Who has a murderer much logic
Fbi want to know your location
“what do you mean banned?”
.01 seconds later-..
“VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”
Time: 4:48
Hehe lol
😂😂😂
why do comments that are literally just what happened in the video get over 30 likes
😐funny
@@zoxarix7431 because theyre good comments?
Noob exists:
Albert: peace was never an option.
Edit: I went to bed and got up and saw I have over 100 likes thx
true 😖
H
or wont
@Great Albania ! I wish 😂😂😂
h
7:40 I love when he screams like that 😂
Flamingo: “You can not kill what wants to die!”
Me: w h a t
Thanos: I am envidible
Amd iqis jdcijnw
Actually you can
Ya
YOU can
Flamingo: Your poor!!!
Fans: we are the reason your rich
OOOHHHHHH
HAHAHAHA TRUEE
So true o.o...
Got them 🤣🤣🤣
True
“I cannot be killed, I am limb spagetti.“
-Albert 2020
Edit: wow I have 123 likes :0 TY!!
yes
@@jcthehedgehog4828 yes
*L I M B S P A G H E T T I*
Cuphead spaghetti
@@Yujixzc yes
Thank you Albert. Your videos got me through an really tough time in my life. You have me an place to cheer up and laugh. Thank you.
“Do you ever want to not look like yourself?”
Everyone: I’ll take your entire stock.
I love your more, UwU
*yes*
lol
@@Captain_ZER0 what
@@Captain_ZER0 STFU
"Where is jackson i cant see him!!?"
y o u a r e g o n n a p a y
where is jackson i cant see him!!??"
y o u w i l l p a y
Where is Jackson
JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Tyler Alderman *H e E h E e*
YOU BROKE MY WIDSELD
@@bingus5802 i was gonna say that xd
“You cannot kill what wants to die.”
That’s sad.
WHAT DOES IT MEANNN
Actually you can
its true
you technically can
| (• ◡•)|
Flamingo is the only youtuber that I know of that starts off their video with "Hey what's up poor people?"
Oof
“You cannot kill what wants to die”
Guess I’m immortal
mileniel
oop
Well then your in an endless hole of misery and non death, just feeling pain but not dying, forever.
Yeah yeah, what the person above me said
**달콤한 꼼** you are now above
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“If anyone can call me poor”
“Albert thats you”
Yes
Yes
YES
Nope not me albert dont comment on mine saying you can
@@nexsytchanle5189 lmao
“You wanted a way to not look like yourself?”
**flips screen**
Me: *every artist’s worst fear.*
Accurate lol
Plot twist: you don't do digital
My favorite parts:
"Mommy said I look handsome with my haircut"
"I can't not be killed I am lim's spaghetti"
"This is the new me hmm"
"Nice car you have in here"
Petition to have Kirsten filming outside the room so we don’t see the context but we listen to Albert’s voice
LMAO YES
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB stfu
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyeyseysysyeyeysyey
Flamgo: “Some pathetic noob”
Some pathetic noob: OMG I GOT A FREE SHOUTOUT FROM FLAMGOOOOO
Edit: YO can we hit 1k and sprinkle in subscribers?
Imagine somebody’s username was “Some pathetic noob”
Edit: for those who don’t get it. I changed my name to “Some pathetic noob” yesterday for the joke, y’all need to calm down.
@@closedlol1757 or maybe someone called your very ugly face
@@Rainbowiee sorry, but i think you’re looking in a mirror. ;)
@@closedlol1757 roasted!
Nobody is pathetic! He's only saying it for the audience. He can be really kind.
“hey poor people!”
morgz: *that’s what I say to my day to day life!*
I love your more, UwU
Me Everyday: *𝕎𝕙𝕪 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝕖𝕩𝕚𝕤𝕥?*
Forever. _Depressed yes
that doesn't make any sense. Is English your first language?
@@Captain_ZER0 bot
3:36 i love how he's just spinnin
Waiter: what do u want?
Me: *limb spaghetti*
Thanks
hmmmmm nice
@Ì ÅmĶévîńBB6 dude stop replying to people like this
@@oris9593 what do u think im like 7
Lol
Whoever hates Flamingo just doesn't share his sense of humor. Ngl, Flamingo is the funniest youtuber I know
Humour is subjective
Ikr
Correct
AGREED YUPP
He’s literally a manchild that screams for half the video and you call this comedy?
"I'm the good day ruiner"
Me and 7mil+ people: *I have several arguments*
I love Your more, UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 AAAAAAA
Captain Zero UwU
“You cannot kill what wants to die”
SO BEAUTIFUL IT MADE ME CRY
I wonder what his girlfriend thinks when he’s recording lol
She just hears his screaming. You can see a compilation probably
When she hears him screaming she’s probably like 🙄
😂
“I cannot be killed I am limb spaghetti”
Albert 2020 - ps I bought merch ;)
Ayyy me too!
Yee yee merch gang😎
sAme
My mother will not get me his merch. She absolutely hates him..
@@yaeznnn it's okay you don't need merch to be a fan
i will never get bored of him making weirdest ugliest and craziest characters
That’s why I love robloxian high school.
@niosonwii i see you everywhere-
Same
He just makes its best
@niosonwii I will
6:59 "look what you done to my stupid bus".
I saw that too
Mom: Sweetie, Why don't you go play with the kid next door?
The kid next door: 2:37
Lol
XDDDDDD
This is a treasure, I watched this million times now
Fun fact: Flamingo was born on his birthday
?
O M G,
R u serious?!
THATS SO RARE 😀🤯🤯
Birthday is born day
woah
Flamingo: *goes through pain and yet still makes his viewers happy and laugh*
“Hey what’s up poor people” Albert, 2020
Oof
“You can not kill what wants to die”
Wise words by albert
@Ì ÅmĶévîńBB6 sush
@@Tcoc11 lol
“i made roblox’s most disgusting character”
you mean roblox’s most hottest character
YES 😂
The roblox most ugly body but with Albert avatar it's just beautiful
Y e s
Yessss
@Ì ÅmĶévîńBB6 stop
4:23 my dumb 2 am brain thought the explosion was in the game
Your basically a god to me, everyone thinks I’m so funny because I quote so many things from you. Like-
-Hittin a jig
-*burppp* MaMaaaaa
-Not me, that was not me. *does it in that voice you do*
-Noob, nothing but a noob, dumb noob.
-you know those little voices he does? I do those a lot to.
-Woman.
-Uh oh sisters.
-Haha buster.
And maybe a few more. You are my idol and I literally love your content. You make me who I am and i swear I wouldn’t have as many friends as I do now, if you didn’t exist.
E
I didn’t say that, did I?
@@neutralvibes1536 same
Actually me, I'm getting way more people that call me funny on my channel, cause Flamingo taught me to be funnier on camera lol
Yooo bi gang
1:36 my brother when he comes back from the barber shop
lol
"In her past life....I bet she was a very cruel king!''
-Albert 2020
Nice free wolf picture
@@ankha5325 its old and i dont really like it XD ima draw a new one soon
3:23 that boomerang action though
Albert: Yes we shall make him pretty
The Character: Why.. Why must you make me feel pain.
Underrated
Lol
Why are we here just to suffer
Yes
I can't feel my legs
Everyone: “playing roblox”
Bots: cOmE jOiN mY sCaM tHiNg
fr-
Everyone: "playing roblox"
Bots: cOmE jOiN mY sCaM cUlT
@Mikaela Martin *did anyone ask?*
@@jays_kindafruity did anyone asked for your opinion?
@@kleo5696 stfu I wasn’t talking to you
"hey, what's up *POOR* people"
legit though, that it hit differently, lol.
I love Your more, UwU
I feel bad for you.. two bots on your comment... F
Bot
I'm in this video and I don't like it.
nah im broke its ok
3:53 Albert’s avatar kinda reminds me of Liam from the Loud House
Lmao
3:13 it didnt look like he was sneezing at all😳
Albert: Hey what's up poor people
Me: How did he know?
I was like that too xD
Sorry I don't speak broke
@@icedbarz5981 sorry i dont speak stupid
Is this a call out post?
Ikr🤣😭
“I spelled neibor wrong”
“You just did again”
You spelled neibor wrong
@@yashiro3436
You just did it again. You spelled neibor wrong!
@@help6691 u did it again, it’s actually neibor
You all mean neighbor???
Ryanizy Anonymous Nooo! The joke
Also don’t woosh
When im bored I just watch you 😄👍
“It started raining on me” *the worlds telling me something* oh god really loves him i never knew that
I like how there’s a person just chillin havin a fun time and you come with a van and make his life a nightmare
Nobody:
Albert: i wonder where my but is located
I love Your more, UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 can you not
I made a vid wit( that audio lol -
I don't know man :/
*Hey there, Poor people!*
*Thanks for reminding me, Albert*
Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“If anyone can call me poor”
“Albert thats you”
ikr I’d be honored if he called me an idiot or something like that xD
@@lilcutie9262 yeah
@@lilcutie9262 ikr
"your pain only makes us stronger" I'm the only one who thinks this quote is kinda cool?
ayy fellow AoT fan
@@sofiaoronaa ;-;
Your pain fuels us
Yes
Hii love it to
Albert: *makes weird sounds while moving his characters head*
Me: *does stuff like that*
also me: " is he a relative or somethin?"
( I wish,it would be so frigging cool to just be able to see my favorite TH-cam at family gatherings lol)
I beat him to it
Bully
@@yeetionary no
Guys,just a joke... dont really appreciate being called a bully ESPECIALLY after finding out my best friend is probably a criminal
@@Kelli.Schmidt w
5:32
Albert: does genuine laugh that I’ve never heard before up until this point
10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss:
"You can not kill what wants to die!" -Albert
Not really how it works
I love Your more, UwU
@Ì ÅmĶévîńBB6 Please shut up.
@@kaboomrang7909 its a bot, telling it to shut up won't work in any way
cringe
“i wanna see if anybody just accepts me” that sounds like the start if a disney movie
@Ì ÅmĶévîńBB6 *JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!*
OR I WILL THREATEN YOU TO SHUT UP
@Ì ÅmĶévîńBB6 oh you are back, *hope you confused the haters*
SHUT UP EVRYBODY
@Ì ÅmĶévîńBB6 stop
@niosonwii shut bot
Nobody:
Albert: you cannot kill what wants to die
Another meme
Nobody:
Albert:i am limb spaghetti
he can’t kill me then
woah
😎
Lol
"I cannot be killed i am *L I M B S P A G H E T T I* "
-flamgo
Flamingo: **Making disgusting bacon hair's avatar funny**
Me: **Making disgusting Earth worm Sally's avatar funny**
is not disgusting it's bootifel
@@zekeggy ikr
Yeah, it’s very disgusting.
Don't be mean to earth worm Sally
SHE BE BAD
@cheezitmanboi
*hawt earthworm sally
"You cannot kill what wants to die!"
*hes a little confused but hes got the spirit*
He not hes, its the mene
@@prototypenick8373 did you hit your head on the keyboard?
@@bigcheesey98 am of the is of the am? Am is of the yes? I vote maybe, so shut up
@@brrcam5712 BULLY YIU IS BULLY NOT KNOW BUT YOY IS THE AM BULLY WULLY
I love Your more, UwU
Albert: “You know if you don’t pay your taxes for 10 years then you can get the same amount of jail time as a murderer.”
Donald Trump: 😰
He’s the president so he can dismiss himself from jail and he paid them AND he pays most of his money to charities
@@mommymia7051 a president cant dismiss crimes he commited
Look it up plus that’s the only reason Biden is running so he and his son can be dismissed from jail time
Omg right when I saw your comment he said it 😂
ah shit politics, somebody come help
3:58 it makes me happy when he smiles. :3
Another Fun Fact: Penguins can fly
If u throw them hard enough like children
Who's Yuri
Everyone: “playing roblox”
Google this :
Earthworm sally
umm i think we all know earthworm sally
Obviously it doesn’t say we don’t know sally the worm it says gogle it
На мен лично не се знае дали е така наречената и в момента е на около километър 5M2 и на
@@dollie.luv333 r/woosh
Catman_ Plays is that even how whoosh works
Lets make alberts words “I am the good day ruiner” a meme
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Limb spaghetti is my favorite quote now
Flamingo: made disgusting characters.
Me: he's kinda handsome tho.
yess
@Ì ÅmĶévîńBB6 bro shut up TwT
Ur not wrong
He's right
Wanna Be Friend..?
Hello Everyone.. how Are You Today..
I am Queen of Gaming..😉😉😉😉
I Pray You All Give Good Luck .. Amen.😇😇
Me: "sees thumbnail"
Also me: oh no dear, your a bootiful creature!!
"Do you ever want to not look like yourself?"
Me: I'll take your entire stock
I already took the stock
@Ì ÅmĶévîńBB6 No
@Ì ÅmĶévîńBB6 Stop promoting yourself just to just negative/ positive responses.
@Ì ÅmĶévîńBB6 o b l e s l i k
5:31 I was eating and choked on this part 😂😂😂
Are you ok? 😂
5:11 is.. no one going to talk about how alberts laugh is different and so on?, you can tell he is having lots of fun playing than usual.
inflicting pain is the greatest joy
0:04 idk why but you look too cute in inverted camera
It’s too funny if you repeat
“ *HEY WHATS UP POOR PEOPLE!* “
Edit: HOLY FRICK! THANKS FOR THAT MANY LIKES!
Periotttttt
Yup
No its not
@@Dylan-ww5hs yes it is
Yea
1:44
Albert: I am limbed spaghetti
Me: ennard?