“I don’t stand for bully unless I bully” Just picture you being bullied in school. They’re kicking you, and saying horrible things. Calling you names. All of a sudden, Albert comes up. He brutally pushes them aside. He gives this whole speech about how bullying isn’t okay. They stop, but continue to stand there. Albert turns to you, and continues hurling insults at you and bullying you. LOL
I really like the thumbnail were 2 people are on a cart ride loving each other which is cute until they go into Cleetus and they scream at the top of their lungs. It's an interesting thumbnail.
He had make someone cried in one of his videos of him destroying people houses and a girl saying im crying and he laughed about it and make a joke about it
The song that Albert didn't recognise is called Flamingo - Felipe [Official Orchestra Video] by Flamingo Vevo made 5 years ago hope this helped! time stamp for the song: 3:32
Admin idea: make a portal that people will walk into which leads them to a copy of the map but change a few parts to red. Make another portal in a different area of the copied map leading you to an even weirder map and repeat the process until the world is completely distorted. Once the player is there, tell them “There is no escape.” And then put them through endless torture. Like so Albert can see
idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see Copy and paste this so albert can see credit: Domenico Florentio this isnt mine
Stop copying and pasting this, Albert had said not to copy and paste/spam ideas in the comment section. He said to like it and move on. Continuing to copy and paste this idea causes havoc in the comments
By: Monika- haS A gUn : Idea- pretend to be a therapist and ask people about their greatest fears. Then make them experience it ingame. (Credit to J-HopeLOVA :3) (It was the person who put the comment I saw) not mine
Flamingo:if you have that face you are a phychopath Me:wait I only play cart ride games to troll the 1 year olds?i’m a psychopath I’m supposed to wear that?
Song in background :I like felipe ... Why won't you stay...With me ..We could be so free! Flamingo : Is this fan made? Me : *Remember the video called "Trying to make somebody a Roblox Celebrity"
I like an idea he said, make a trolling video *where you tell somebody when they will die, and then make a very dramatic scene of them dying, make them watch their body and put blood stains under it and use the goner from admin commands, then make a funeral*
Making people rage quit when they've gotten so far into the game, spawn killing them repeatedly when they have done nothing, not tollareting booling unless it's by you.... the definition of Albert, gods personal angel :) .
play the games here
www.roblox.com/games/5475935012
www.roblox.com/games/5499911356
nerd
Alrighty
EeeEeeEe
Edit: eArThWoRm SaLlY iS sTaLkInG yOU 😏
I'm here at 2 likes yay
Sad I'm not second comment tho😪
Almost first hello albert do u have ligma?
"I'm chaotic neutral"
"I'm the bad good"
"I'm good in a cruel world"
"I'm basically Satan"
It's true
Albert is basically Satan but less powerful XD
@@MysteriousAnimates no he’s more powerful
@@MysteriousAnimates he has admin and Satan dosnt
@@MysteriousAnimates can satan’s fart kill literally everybody
My mom looked over saw albert and said”hes got some nice hair”
No way
She wants to CHEAT on your father to marry him.
(NO, THIS IS A JOKE.)
albert can get all the ladies simping over him,even your mom and me
Tmi
LOL
"I don't stand for bullying unless I'm doing it." - Albert 2020
I support this statement
I agree
same
Also 2024
I stand by this statement
"If I suffer for one second, you suffer for a thousand years." -Albert
It’s been almost 2 years and u still haven’t got a reply 😔
@@HandsForPawzyeah 😔😔
@@HandsForPawznow they have!
my bully to me when i was younger:
(i need help)😭
“Flamingo is so mean to his fans”
Fans: It is an honor to be trolled by flamingo!
It is an honor to get a heart attack and die from flamingos from pooping on you
@Ì Am ĶêźińBB never
@Ì Am ĶêźińBB never. I’ll never turn to the dark side
@@thecatking1856 what the hell are you saying
Shut up hater
When Albert can’t kill anyone:
“This game actually sucks”
When Albert can kill someone:
“This is the best game I’ve ever played”
True
Green sus
Yea I play among us so I sub
elgy man bot
@elgy man so your logic is if you sub to someone they need to sub to you?
It's so wholesome to see Albert be happy about something.
TO PEOPLE WHO PLAY THIS GAME: If somebody bombs you, you can click/tap the red button on the bomb and it defuses it.
“I don’t stand for boolying unless I’m the one doing it.”
The entirety of the flamingo channel in one sentence.
FRFR
Lol
@@gabrieltonc2775 no
Lol XD
Johhny Joestar true honestly
“I want to fully experience- okay that’s a lot to experience up there..”
Right when I saw this that last happened what the fu-
Dick
@Itz_Potato UwU Nigeria
@Itz_Potato UwU LOOK AT YOU BI-
Wtf are y'all talking about
Pay respect to that man who never gave up
This video is almost 3 years old, but it is still technically 2 when I am commenting this
"I don't stand for bullying, unless I do it"
Wow, so true albert
@Shawn Fgteev wtf
@Shawn Fgteev lol
@Shawn Fgteev Shawn Fgteev
Yes
Lol same. I like being mean. *but i hate it when people is mean to me*
7:31
Flamingo: "I hate earthworm Sally And the full version is never coming out"
Everyone: "Its treason then"
Whats you VIDEO
@I Am KevinBB x2 oH jUsT gIvE mE hAtE cOmMeNtS
@I Am KevinBB x2 STOP SHUT UP YOU ARE GIVING ME A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND A SEIZURE AT THE SAME TIME
yes queen
@I Am KevinBB x2 q
Albert: *joins game*
Everyone: *sends him friend requests for days*
Albert: -_-
The only thing that is keeping me from being depressed is these videos
So true
Ofcourse a person with a pfp like u and@@IR_Cheesywill be an emo
whats wrong with me pfp@@scarygamer7332
Flamingo in literally any roblox game:
*Are there guns in this game*
flamingo in adopt me:
are there guns here?
@@thebakaplayz8268
Toy gun XD
@@thebakaplayz8268
Mostly grapling hook
Stolen comment 🙄
@@4ng3l86 wot
"I dont stand for bullying unless im doing it"
Ive never heard anything more truer in life
3 years later we still don’t have it
“I don’t stand for bully unless I bully”
Just picture you being bullied in school. They’re kicking you, and saying horrible things. Calling you names. All of a sudden, Albert comes up. He brutally pushes them aside. He gives this whole speech about how bullying isn’t okay. They stop, but continue to stand there. Albert turns to you, and continues hurling insults at you and bullying you. LOL
It's a bit dark
A whole dream
Yes queen.
So true tho lol
sounds like a fanfic
I really like the thumbnail were 2 people are on a cart ride loving each other which is cute until they go into Cleetus and they scream at the top of their lungs. It's an interesting thumbnail.
I know rigth
Were?
69 likes lol
Fairytale be like
no online dating
1:44 I’m coming off the raillls-James 2018
3:14 idk why its funny just watching those flamingo carts all go at the same time- 😂
"I don't stand for bullying unless I do it"
-Albert
That totally sounds like him.
Lol
@@chagito1113 OML we need to have a moment of silence for Charles
@Charles Calvin Very much
@@WaltDisini yeah we do
one of my favorite parts about flamingo is he'll troll and laugh about it, but when he thinks he goes too far he actually feels bad
He had make someone cried in one of his videos of him destroying people houses and a girl saying im crying and he laughed about it and make a joke about it
@@opono7384 link to the video?
@Nobody not that idiot
@Nobody its not that video
@@opono7384 what is the link to the video
"i dont stand for bulling unless i do it"
~flamingo 2020
The song that Albert didn't recognise is called Flamingo - Felipe [Official Orchestra Video] by Flamingo Vevo made 5 years ago hope this helped! time stamp for the song: 3:32
Albert when he pressed the button: "DIE"
When someone does it to him: "OH MY GOD STOP"
@I Am KevinBB x2 no ❤️
HAHAH
hi
Mo
No
Admin idea: make a portal that people will walk into which leads them to a copy of the map but change a few parts to red. Make another portal in a different area of the copied map leading you to an even weirder map and repeat the process until the world is completely distorted. Once the player is there, tell them “There is no escape.” And then put them through endless torture.
Like so Albert can see
bruh i had this idea
Yes.
purplixified why not maybe might happen in the future 😌💚
they'd probably leave out of frustration after going through one door lol
pretty sure i saw this somewhere else..🤨
"I probably shouldn't have put the bomb there" when it explodes Albert just laughs
6:35 epic clip of flamingo hanging himself and casually talking about when he will die
"Hey, if you're using that face, change your face!"
*Mirio sweating profusely*
Nani
EartH wOrm SalLY IS HuNTIng U 😊👹 TEEhEE
LOL
😂
HAHAHA
no one:
albert: you CAN drown a fish by covering its gills, *dont ask how i knew that.*
think did that before
Technically that’s choking them
OOF
Uh oh
if like a gold fish enters an ocean zone deeper or higher than their home they can like drown drown
Hi there sisters
9:52 she got so mad she broke the fabric of reality💀
11:07 the first time flamingo finally realized the destruction he made
“ seriously I don’t remember that song “
Me: cries in earthworm *
Same
flamingo: *screams*
Jacksepticeye: *are you challenging me?*
Jackseptieye's Voice is not enough
Albert now is the King of Lungs
@elgy man bro stop.
@@slookipos8907 Eminem: am I a joke to you?
@elgy man stop promoting yourself
. 。 • ﾟ 。 .
. . 。 。 .
. 。 ඞ 。 . • •
ﾟ Flamanco was An Impostor. 。 .
' 1 Impostor remains 。
ﾟ . . , . .
9:28 attack of titan be like
"Quarantine server " Got me cracking up on the ground 😂
Same lol
''my fish drowned''
me: *vietnam flashbacks of him saying that his sister's fish drowned*
yes
Mm yes the trees are moving now
BAHHHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAH IM CRYING!!!
(-3-)
“Don’t kill your fans’”
*That person is obviously a fake fan. What a booly*
OMG WHAT A BOOLY
Not real fan I offend flamgo kill everyone he deserves to
They deserve to waste some happiness lmao-
What a brocoly
Let’s online da- * explosion*
2:08 I like the way he said "You look like a psychopath"
“I’m making money off of Earthworm Sally!!”
Yeah.. would’ve had more if you made a full song..
idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
Copy and paste this so albert can see credit: Domenico Florentio this isnt mine
👌
@Vibing skeleton dude he literally said he copy pasted it and incitated others to so YEAH copy paste it
Stop copying and pasting this, Albert had said not to copy and paste/spam ideas in the comment section. He said to like it and move on. Continuing to copy and paste this idea causes havoc in the comments
That is the coolest idea I have ever heard
@Vibing skeleton Tryna be cool I see
By: Monika- haS A gUn : Idea- pretend to be a therapist and ask people about their greatest fears. Then make them experience it ingame. (Credit to J-HopeLOVA :3) (It was the person who put the comment I saw) not mine
@I Am KevinBB x2 shut yo mouth boi
J-hope lova 🥺
@I Am KevinBB x2 bot
Heyy 👋🏼
Can we get some support on our channel ? 😔
You won't be disappointed !
A little support will take someone a long way 💚
@@FlykuPrincessGloria Sure! I'll subscribe to y'all. 😊
7:17 is so funny “what a lovely couple” *just sticks onto the cart like he’s invisible and apart of the cart* lol like totally normal XD
8:15 he really put the pop in popcorn
3:48 The Felipe song was for a guy named Felipe in game, not the Styrofoam head Felipe.
Which vid was it?
@@lubbyo7 dawg I don't remember
@@jeremo2085What about now?
Flamingo: I will bring back the earthworm sally song
Literally everyone: YES
big Dan the pp man
Epic
E p ic
*ITS EARTH WORM SALLY*
(Next comment finish the next part.)
@@kinruii
CARRYING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI
Flamingo:if you have that face you are a phychopath
Me:wait I only play cart ride games to troll the 1 year olds?i’m a psychopath I’m supposed to wear that?
"don't kill your fans"
Everyone: THAT FANS A SPY!!!
*We all know that there's going to be one person watching who was in this game that's now screaming about it because they died.*
@I Am KevinBB x2 no thanks bot
@I Am KevinBB x2 scream out of your lungs
@I Am KevinBB x2 no
I have attached my my profile for your for the position of an an art art director and I will have to a
@I Am KevinBB x2 Omg ur gonna scream out of ur lungs?? OH NO😰
"I am making us popcorn"
A few seconds later: *BOOM* Cart turns into pieces
"Our food is done!"
And YOUR the food now
It has been 1 year since this was uploaded. Beautiful.
This man deserves more subscribers than any TH-camr that trolls. And kaden is very cool
bruh flamingo is the biggest youtuber on roblox
albert: "i dont care how many animals you murdered."
"YOU CAN'T IMPRESS ME"
Ayo it’s Steven universe
Ayo its Steven universe get the minigun
Why did you add two quotes
yes
4:55 U.U
“There’s earth worm sally!”
Me: *hold up that’s whale man-*
Lol
I thought that too for a sec xD
@Owen Johannsen who doesn't
@Owen Johannsen Dude I'm having flashbacks m8
Sammy The Strawberry, Eat your Fruits!!!
I love when Noobs just go to Cart Ride games and wanna go vroom vroom.
I love how he knows that we don't get offended when he annoys us it means irs his way of showing love
If we go inside flamingo
Can’t we read his mind?
Is he thinking about... Felipe the hot babe?!
I didn’t think this would get near 300 likes but ok
Yes
pog
😏
Yeah dude
The comments saying "going inside flamingo" sound so wrong 😀
Nobody:
Flamingo: screams, screams again, and never gets tired of screaming HOW DOES HE NOT HURT HIS THROATTT
Q
The Start:me:Flamgo Cart Ride
Flamgo:ok
Flamingo: aw I feel really bad.
Other times when he does the same thing: BAHAHAHA!
The Normal Kids: In quarantine i play games
The Weird one: i LiKe To WiNk At ChEeSe
Lmao
Lmfao
Every hole is a goal
Lmao
@@Kuriboh1008 including your mother
“I am chaotic neutral.”
Also Albert:
*I’m basically the devil.*
:Mei Sorrow: Oop-
Lol
Me when I have power in roblox :)
69 likes
Nice
Song in background :I like felipe ... Why won't you stay...With me ..We could be so free!
Flamingo : Is this fan made?
Me : *Remember the video called "Trying to make somebody a Roblox Celebrity"
”I don’t stand for bullying, exept if i do it” my new favorite quote
Normal fan: *knows that Albert kills his fans*
Fake fans: Albert don’t kill your fans
I don't understand?
frrr
EVERYONE KNOW THAT ALBERT KILLS HIS FANS IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE
Yes
@@kaboomrang7909 If you watch the video you would understand what he means.
Albert someone made an undertale
game about you it’s called “Alberttale”.
There is no game about it bruh
I Am KevinBB x2 stupid bot
@I Am KevinBB x2 bot
@I Am KevinBB x2 bot
UNDERMAN!
I love how the black guy kept tryna mess him up for like ten halfs of the way then all of a sudden he gets buff amd flips the cart
7:35 "I'm spiderman except I kill you via bomb"
I shouldn't have laughed that much.
"I don't stand for bullying unless I'm doing it" - Albert 2020
@Ì Am ĶêźińBB no
@Ì Am ĶêźińBB bot
@@mjandhonic ?
@@mjandhonic no
@@mjandhonic bot
Nobody:
"Cart ride into sunscreen eater"
Perfect game
👌
Yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 please 😂😂😂
👌k
We need this to happen
lol i just realised you made this video on my birthday last year
Albert: I'm making us popcorn!
me: **is currently eating popcorn**
Flamingo: We can win this
Also Flamingo: No, we can't
@I Am KevinBB x2 shut up already 😑
@I Am KevinBB x2 big fig bar
@I Am KevinBB x2 reply to my comment now
AlbertsStuff: Adult swim
Flamingo: Cartoon Network
@Flamingofan . thanks fart face
*are you sure about that*
Not realted to dis video :|
@@CreamPuffssz Not realted to this comment :|
Yes
The Junkbot Raid Was Awesome To Watch Flamingo
"Why are you winking at cheese thats so wierd"made me laugh so much
I love how Noobs run into someone's mouth without questioning it
i notice something Albert dont get mad if you see it anyways
Albertsstuff: Adult swim
Flamingo: cartoon network
flamingo: "I FEEL TERRIBLE"
also flamingo: smiling when he says that
11:29 "I FEEL TERRIBLE"
No you don't! I know that you don't! And I support that!
I like an idea he said, make a trolling video *where you tell somebody when they will die, and then make a very dramatic scene of them dying, make them watch their body and put blood stains under it and use the goner from admin commands, then make a funeral*
9:50
Satan: "Say goodbye"
Flamingo: **Chuckles**
elgy man bot
@elgy man wtf
Albert: I’m not bad
Albert five seconds after: I am basically the devil
Was watching this with my 3 year old nephew and now I have to make popcorn cause Albert brang it up
Albert is such an original person, and he is not afraid to do whatever he wants. I look up to people like that. He’s funny, but he truly has a heart!
facts, idk why people hates him.
I AGREE WITH YOU!!
well yeah
10/10 comment. It's so true.
Excatly
"I'M A GOOD UN A CRUEL WORLD!!" **Says he's basically Satan two seconds later**
*Wtf as soon as flamgo said this i read the comment*
basketbal
i said it
In flamingo language that means like,subscribe to Flamingo and I’m Satan
@LUCIFER Wait, hol' up
I cant stand the winning smile, chill face , alien face and man face
"If I suffer for 1 second, you should suffer for a thousand years"
- Flamingo 2020
Albert: I'm a good in a cruel world
10 seconds later.......
Albert: im the devil
@I Am KevinBB x2 bro stop
@I Am KevinBB x2 chill it’s a joke dude
@@Arson124 He wants you to hate on his channel, I see him everywhere and it’s annoying.
@@b.7506 thank you for informing me
Apologies for my mistake
Making people rage quit when they've gotten so far into the game, spawn killing them repeatedly when they have done nothing, not tollareting booling unless it's by you....
the definition of Albert, gods personal angel :) .
I think you meant devils personal angel?
@Coolie_O ikr
@Coolie_O yea O_O
@Coolie_O 4:06 is your answer
@I Am KevinBB x2 ok
when he laughs it sounds like a truck trying to start in winter
Some random person: My fish drowned
Albert: *You can drown a fish if you just cover its gills*
Albert: everybody hates me rn
His fans including me: aight guys we attack at dawn
*I has found one of my fans on the most funniest channel ever*
*no its boys not guys*
Omg I think I saw u on in itsfunneh video 💙
@@lleccs What?
@@lleccs wdym logic 100?
flamingo: "this is why u never give up in life"
Also flamingo: "dude just give up"
LOL
@01_Gummy Gacha_10 yea ik
cill
Oh god
lol
1:57 "Why are you winking at cheese that's just weird." -Flamingo
I love how Flamingo can be nice but mean at the same time