Apparently, If You’re a British Woman, You Can Marry a Ghost

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  • @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a
    @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    *Its AMAZING that Big Jay and Dan have a few topics scribbled on a piece of paper at the beginning of the show and with that alone they can effortlessly freestyle riff off each other for hours and spin straw into comedic gold! It's a true testament to Big Jay Oakerson's and Dan Soder's genius/chemistry!* #CrackleCrackle

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this Jay and Dan's youtube handle haha yes they are just fucking amazing

    • @wermzer1312
      @wermzer1312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks Marijuana!

    • @SparksDrinker
      @SparksDrinker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your font is weird. Too cool to use the same one as the rest of us?

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SparksDrinker _Fuuuuck youuu_ *you piece of* -shit-

    • @SeeWorldKevin
      @SeeWorldKevin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kevinfry1850 you get it fatty.

  • @rgaud8
    @rgaud8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Comedy Central needs to use these guys more. Their show probably the best out there right now.

    • @rgaud8
      @rgaud8 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Admiral Roadsoda Not all heroes wear capes.

  • @msmo4127
    @msmo4127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Soder should be way more famous than he is, consistently hilarious.

    • @zachlawson5238
      @zachlawson5238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For sure. If him and jay would tour instead of doing a radio show they'd be way bigger but I think they dig their life bro. They're happy.

    • @johnnyjohnny6174
      @johnnyjohnny6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He mostly just tags whatever jokes Jay comes up with tbh

    • @bigheverly
      @bigheverly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he could be…. If he sold out and said things he didn’t really feel or think but that’s why he’s been in comedy for so long and still popular

    • @mudface72
      @mudface72 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His stand up is sleep inducing.

    • @michelletaylor3140
      @michelletaylor3140 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right, but it’s clear he isn’t a sellout! ❤❤❤

  • @cgree9570
    @cgree9570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This one had me curled up trying to catch my breath for 20 minutes. Jesus Christ I love their riffss

  • @kayisfunkyfresh
    @kayisfunkyfresh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    " You want me to put my *spector* in your *sphincter* " 👻😂😂😂

  • @MrNobody91
    @MrNobody91 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:31 "specter in ya sphincter" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 stg I love these guys man. I wish Dan was on LOS tbh.

  • @jeffhargrove759
    @jeffhargrove759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Excuses a phantom dude has to use to get out of a date with an alive woman had me in tears 😂

  • @joshuamullaney195
    @joshuamullaney195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    literally cried from laughter on this one, the poo ghost baby bit was killer ...

  • @Sonicthehedgefundmanager
    @Sonicthehedgefundmanager 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:33 “did you put googly eyes on a piece of shit?”

  • @cillarandle
    @cillarandle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is one of the funniest clips so far. When Jay says I think you're lying lmfao I lost it

  • @TheGlueMill
    @TheGlueMill หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Years later, all of these clips are my ASMR. I hope they never get pulled from TH-cam. I miss the camera crew.

  • @squishmitten664
    @squishmitten664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "did you put googly eyes on a piece of shit?" XD im dead

  • @hollywoodredneck8565
    @hollywoodredneck8565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When big Jay said did you put googly eyes on a piece of shit... I can't stop laughing. I laughed when the episode aired and I can't stop again.

  • @MrNobody91
    @MrNobody91 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:53 this whole segment once he said Anna Nicole Smith and She’s a bad bird, I just couldn’t stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danielpenrod5843
    @danielpenrod5843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Bonfire is truly a billion times funnier on their worst day than You Up is on their best. Comedy Central and Sirius need to give Big Jay and Dan so much more funding!

    • @rjphilla
      @rjphilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truth. You up is un-listenable. When Tom was on it it was alright...but the Bonfire just kick ass all day everyday

    • @apmcmanus93
      @apmcmanus93 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES! This is one of the top 5 comments on TH-cam right now

  • @ronanturner219
    @ronanturner219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it’s a shame these guys and this show don’t get more recognition, every episode is fucking gold

  • @rjphilla
    @rjphilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @ComedyCentral you need to publish the Air Date of the clips

  • @AppByDesign
    @AppByDesign 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I hope for your sake the husband doesn't see this

  • @pizzolo313
    @pizzolo313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m kinda upset they never made the joke about the abusive ghost husband

  • @auroraborealis13579
    @auroraborealis13579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Philip's on the Wiiiing!"... I wish I could make that my ringtone.

  • @derrick_v
    @derrick_v 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the top shows on SiriusXM. Love this group!

  • @jimr9499
    @jimr9499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does Dan have a soul patch..? Or is that a shadow? Hahah

  • @thomasphil9311
    @thomasphil9311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These guys are the only reason I would consider getting Sirius. Super funny and crush every topic.

    • @pointlessopinion611
      @pointlessopinion611 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, keyword being consider bc stealing is easy and it makes everything free.

  • @NS1.
    @NS1. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These guys are like the Steve Vai and Joe Satriani of comedy, trading licks back and forth.

  • @jordanprewit4164
    @jordanprewit4164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Hollow Man reference doe. #phantomprops

  • @sethjoyner391
    @sethjoyner391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe I missed this in studio, I listed to this bit like 3 times, so crazy

  • @ebz3001
    @ebz3001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i keep waiting for a Bill Cosby "Ghost Dad" joke.

  • @josetrevino5991
    @josetrevino5991 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whoever put these 2 together is a fucking genius🤣. I wish I could hang out with these dudes and make fun of people

  • @MrNobody91
    @MrNobody91 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:07 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blazedandconfused477
    @blazedandconfused477 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    These fellas are very talented. Very underrated.

  • @slxxpyhollow
    @slxxpyhollow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:20 "Everyone fuck a ghost!"

  • @tbrwy
    @tbrwy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm watching in order--as of rn this might be the best episode

  • @TheLadygrl
    @TheLadygrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This rivals the nunchucks as the funniest video. Holy sh*t.

  • @BlastBeats1
    @BlastBeats1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best one yet!!

  • @dwoodard5717
    @dwoodard5717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    holy shit Jacob looks way different than what i saw in my head

    • @iprrdm6353
      @iprrdm6353 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You would think hed be a young boy right? Not a creepy old man.

  • @douglife3720
    @douglife3720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dan ruined Big Jay's bit about the pizza with extra cheese

  • @boujiatexas1870
    @boujiatexas1870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is anyone else going to the rager at doogans later?

  • @DoesNotInhale
    @DoesNotInhale 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    they need to make these videos longer

  • @DingusMcWingus
    @DingusMcWingus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What if her Ghost wasn’t satisfied when she left the airplane shitter?

  • @subgrappling805
    @subgrappling805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Crackle crackle campers 🔥🌲🏕

  • @PoissonVisageStudios
    @PoissonVisageStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how their span of accents is so minimal that when impersonating Eamonn Holmes, who has a very thick Northern Irish accent, they still opt for a stereotypical Southern English one.

  • @ssian5678
    @ssian5678 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanted to marry both the Phantom of the Opera and Casper (the O.G. cartoon, and teenage Devon Sawa in that Christina Ricci/Bill Pullman '90s movie) when I was a little British girl.
    Thinking about it, obviously that's an ultimate straight female fantasy; a man who's always there, but also *isn't*.

  • @JahRandom
    @JahRandom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo...this show is fucking amazing. So unbelievably funny words cannot describe.

  • @timjespersen9614
    @timjespersen9614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2 GOATS in there prime. Bring in Gillis and Mat on a rotation.

  • @robertweeks2218
    @robertweeks2218 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i hate the way jacob says "always". he says ulwuz

  • @andrewpowell3950
    @andrewpowell3950 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love dans British is Scottish 😂

  • @AnGeez1
    @AnGeez1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine trying to hit on her and you find out she’s banging ghost

  • @benische
    @benische 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sloppy thirty firsts 🤣

  • @AlexanderPolen
    @AlexanderPolen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Who disliked this???? I WANT NAMES!!!

    • @Roughneck8
      @Roughneck8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vladamir Putin ..now go do something about it

    • @andrewtaylorjr3129
      @andrewtaylorjr3129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      English poltergeists in committed relationships.

    • @JahRandom
      @JahRandom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewtaylorjr3129 lmao that's _exactly_ what I was gonna say: people's ghost significant others that don't appreciate the slander against their...existence....hahaha. Gooooood shit.

  • @newyork5165
    @newyork5165 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Phantom still born?

  • @j-boogiebrown9961
    @j-boogiebrown9961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey, how do I suggest footage for these guys to make fun of? I've got 3 things in mind that I think they'd love.

  • @11pointedLeaf
    @11pointedLeaf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crackle, crackle, M-Fers. Can Billions come to it's natural end already so the Bonfire can blaze forth in full glory Ehry God Damn Day, PLEEEEEASE!! Pancho Mike is the shit, but put him on a third Mike and let's make magic happen all the work week long. I NEED THIS AND YOU DO TOO COMEDY CENTRAL.

  • @LucOfTheBind
    @LucOfTheBind 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Talk radio allstars

  • @jamesmonroe5846
    @jamesmonroe5846 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    She's gets roofed on the reg

  • @nicollasaleixogomes7392
    @nicollasaleixogomes7392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious!!!

  • @duke3250
    @duke3250 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    JACOB!

  • @dre-afa
    @dre-afa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha this show is always funny

  • @DingusMcWingus
    @DingusMcWingus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Or maybe the Ghost is in there freshening up after and she leaves and just some Behemoth squeezes in there after just leaving an airport bar hot & spicy chilli eating contest and starts laying heat and the Ghost boyfriend gets pinned underneath this monster and the bowl he is laying waste too?

  • @jamesmonroe5846
    @jamesmonroe5846 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fuckin autocorrect,,, goddammit

  • @empowermph
    @empowermph 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:53 ..Becky, my tech angel, in the building. she's such a smoke show..im worried about her gut & what she's eating, but everything else is magnetic.

  • @lcharlesesquire4087
    @lcharlesesquire4087 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact Comedy Central got rid of these two is perplexing. Very non central move comedy

  • @KieranThinks
    @KieranThinks 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    jays british accent sounds australian, which is funny because i find it really hard to do an austrailian accent but its really easy for me to do an american accent

  • @paper_panda
    @paper_panda 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Check out Lennon Claypool Delirium/Amethyst Realm.

  • @ssian5678
    @ssian5678 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why are Dan & Jay more attractive speaking with awful drunken quasi-Cockney, RP & Scot? Jay's Mockney is particularly dreadful, he sounds Aussie. They'd be great on EastEnders.

  • @ku______
    @ku______ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What is the bonfire?

    • @bluecollarrealists8451
      @bluecollarrealists8451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The name of the show....

    • @daugbret
      @daugbret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a radio show. It plays on Comedy Central Radio on Sirius XM, about 6 eastern Monday-Thursday.

    • @ku______
      @ku______ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No Dave Smith fans here I see

    • @daugbret
      @daugbret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ku______ Haha, I know the Dave Smith joke, I just thought you genuinely wanted to know.

    • @kylefitzy
      @kylefitzy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Buck Swope and yet he has one more comedy special then you...

  • @CSick27
    @CSick27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wait, thats jacob? he looks like a man

  • @pointlessopinion611
    @pointlessopinion611 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    TF2Deff

  • @wasnt_it
    @wasnt_it 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    same bad accents/bit for the millionth time. these two can drag-out and beat an idea/bit to death so bad. "he goes, he goes", "She's like, she goes, she goes" " I'm British I am, I am, I am, I am I am so over these lame accents and stupid 30 min bits that suck!!

    • @jimr9499
      @jimr9499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Read the comments: you're literally the only person who thinks that. You must be great fun at parties.

  • @Marcus51090
    @Marcus51090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Powdered wigs where worn by the French not the British.

    • @macheetah49
      @macheetah49 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      British barristers still wear wigs in court please do not spread disinformation.

    • @sethtaylor7519
      @sethtaylor7519 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@macheetah49 But do they powder them? lol ;) jk

    • @Marcus51090
      @Marcus51090 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      macheetah49 exactly not powdered

    • @macheetah49
      @macheetah49 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Marcus51090 They are called powdered because of their white color.

    • @Marcus51090
      @Marcus51090 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      macheetah49 lol but French actually used a white powder on their hair and wigs it’s not because of colour