Opie & Anthony: Master Po Can't Take a Joke (03/01/07)

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  • @nickmccartan8128
    @nickmccartan8128 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "I don't respond well to threats" Gotta love lil Sammy bran muffins

    • @ciscornBIG
      @ciscornBIG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i fucking hate this bran muffins shit.

    • @InnerDness
      @InnerDness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sam "Fish Bakey" Roberts

    • @mohr365
      @mohr365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sam Roberts is truly terrible on the radio. He jammed himself onto the air for years. He has a terrible voice and he thinks he’s the shit… he is just shit.

    • @e2go
      @e2go ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, no we don't.

    • @The-Real-Skinny-Bob
      @The-Real-Skinny-Bob 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now he is woke sammy, what happened!

  • @TheBelialBradley
    @TheBelialBradley 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "You know what? Good for him!" "Fuck you, Jimmy!" JIMMY RULES.

  • @zepherscotty
    @zepherscotty ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Opie doing some hardcore projecting around the 15 minute point.

  • @antonlifer4449
    @antonlifer4449 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    NGL I laughed when Opie asked Po when is he gonna spin kick Sam's head to see if there's candy in it. I been on an OnA kick lately and I actually been finding bits and videos where Opie isn't derailing the show. The first 5 or 6 years with Sirius he's not as bad cause you can tell they're not faking liking each other as much as they would as the show went on.

    • @iraw7076
      @iraw7076 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He said it as I was reading this… I didn’t laugh at all.

    • @noyes.
      @noyes. หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@iraw7076
      Leave it alone

    • @The-Real-Skinny-Bob
      @The-Real-Skinny-Bob 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@iraw7076 monster

  • @joshyoung81
    @joshyoung81 9 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I love it. Ol' Greggshells saying that another person can't take a joke...These days everyone is scared to even lightly joke on PinOpiehio because of how terrible he is at takng a joke. Hey Opie, project onto others much?

    • @spence7732
      @spence7732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2004-2013 was filled with opie being comfortable enough to project his own insecurities on others without worry of it being stuck on him. Now its terribly obvious... and hilarious!

    • @alcoonslambag9999
      @alcoonslambag9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's one thing when he knew ant was joking. When ant started meaning it and laughing it probably hurt.

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You need help

    • @sanfordsanford295
      @sanfordsanford295 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pinopio Lol

    • @Anfubvinch
      @Anfubvinch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      PinOpieHio... Fauk yeh dass a good one, tsuh

  • @IncogNito-fi8un
    @IncogNito-fi8un 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    14:32 The Opster is a walking contradiction. I hate that mother ticket with a passion.

  • @phizfrail
    @phizfrail 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Anthony’s Columbo impression is god damn immaculate

  • @jtp1389
    @jtp1389 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Opie and Po have approximately one IQ point between the two of them. Who taught Opie to scream hold on whenever he wanted to interrupt people?

  • @grabthefadote
    @grabthefadote 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @03hobie
      @03hobie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can do a 2 hr non stop compilation of Dopie saying HOLD ON!

    • @ClintEatswood
      @ClintEatswood 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@03hobie only 2? nah fam

    • @ligitmuffin
      @ligitmuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tsss the fawkin director steering the ship tsss

  • @WhenAllMenDoubtYou
    @WhenAllMenDoubtYou ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Opie projection: 15:12 18:22 23:01

  • @EJW988
    @EJW988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ol Gregshells says someone else can't take a joke. Huh thats funny

  • @goldwinganon996
    @goldwinganon996 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    40:28 num chucks

  • @CaptainWwowW
    @CaptainWwowW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Master Po looks like he's getting ready to Morb someone

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 I can just imagine Po saying, "It's Morbin' time!"

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ups lets all walk og GREGGSHEELS AGAIN

  • @WiggysanWiggysan
    @WiggysanWiggysan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What the fuck did Po need an office for ? He parked Anthony's car in the morning & got it ready for his drive home. Thats it.
    *UUUZZZZ*

    • @coryw3823
      @coryw3823 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was their bodyguard

  • @RocBoy22
    @RocBoy22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love when Opie tells people that they should apologize

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? That’s what you obsess over?

    • @majinboot8775
      @majinboot8775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TL2354 Nice try, Opster.

    • @KC-bg1th
      @KC-bg1th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only two things I genuinely love that comes from Opie is him twisting something in a way where somebody that has been wronged should apologize, and brutal caller hangups.

  • @XSimpleTruthX
    @XSimpleTruthX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    and the best was, stealing cute girls IDs so he could say they were lost, and then take them personally to said cute girls home.

  • @tolpacourt
    @tolpacourt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Po was so Zen.

  • @willknowsright9615
    @willknowsright9615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I don't respond well to threats" lol

  • @TimeForDunston
    @TimeForDunston 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I get the feeling that people don’t like Opie, it’s just a vibe I’m picking up on I guess.

  • @blatendcrude7570
    @blatendcrude7570 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Master Po" Sounds like some kind of super toilet.

    • @MrAppie9090
      @MrAppie9090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was full of shit, so you're not far off.

    • @jondough120
      @jondough120 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Master Poo

  • @COLNELIUS
    @COLNELIUS 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He is the security guard and couldn't even find a chess piece sitting on his desk
    jesus shit crhrist

  • @the701squad1
    @the701squad1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    po and jimmy playing checkers with the horsies

  • @whogon
    @whogon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I believe Sam. He had the...balls". Never a more UNTRUE statement has Ever been stated. And Gregshells opie hughes telling someone ELSE to learn how to take a joke might be the SINGLE biggest hypocritical statement I've ever personally witnessed. Except for Anthony soon after telling Sam that maybe it would be best if Sam "shut up". That statement is one of the most TRUE statements I've ever personally witnessed.

    • @TimeForDunston
      @TimeForDunston 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t understand much about the O&A lore, but I think you should calm down a little.

    • @JordanAlbert-fu9jz
      @JordanAlbert-fu9jz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you don't understand it or know much about the show, then you probably shouldn't try and correct the loyal fans who have listened to everything and can relate exactly to what he is saying. Opie's ego, sensitivity, and ability to step on amazing comics rants with going to callers is one of the things that sadly led to the downfall of the show.

  • @vaughncollins1386
    @vaughncollins1386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol how did this even become a fight

  • @E101ification
    @E101ification 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    All the people shitting on Po saying how glad they are he got fired - am I the only one who realizes that Po being on the show was hilarious precisely because we got to hear the staff fucking with him?

    • @willissudweeks1050
      @willissudweeks1050 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why was he fired? I know this is old but I can’t find why anywhere.

  • @nicolascage9440
    @nicolascage9440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    .......Numb-chucks. Oh Gregory

  • @antonlifer4449
    @antonlifer4449 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And Now Sam and Jim are the only ones keft at Sirius lol. Sam definitely has tenure now.

    • @SugaryCoyote
      @SugaryCoyote 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, so worth it....

  • @matthewlong2667
    @matthewlong2667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the background sam laughs

    • @McLovinMcFlurry
      @McLovinMcFlurry 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I did until I realized how much a snake he is

  • @joerice1439
    @joerice1439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how opie getting a gift started the new.... lmao.

  • @willissudweeks1050
    @willissudweeks1050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Po’s reaction is the only thing that made the joke funny haha

  • @whogon
    @whogon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would go into DEBT for ten years to see master Po beat up Sam and Sam's mother call in begging him to stop so she can come in and coddle and comfort her baby with his own cut hair that she kept in plastic bins for a decade or more bc they had a very...."unhealthy' relationship

  • @DHodges187
    @DHodges187 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I find it hilarious to this day, that those 2 lil words "Nobody Cares". Can make folks so enraged. I take great joy in that. Try it sometime, just find a lil piece of paper jot down a few words, and leave said sign where someone thinks they care...... Tee Hee.

    • @DHodges187
      @DHodges187 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Doyle Hodges Just used this again today. OH the Joy.

    • @peteard5089
      @peteard5089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Doyle Hodges Nobody cares.

    • @MikeErnesto
      @MikeErnesto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who gives a fuck? Not me.

  • @mcrome1679
    @mcrome1679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Opie is the worst. He really is the sort of person I make an effort to stay away from but he is in the dead center of one of the funniest rooms.

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know him personally or taking your cues from others?

    • @bobobandy9382
      @bobobandy9382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TL2354 Why would those be the only options? We all hear him independently, and most of us can't stand him.

    • @johnochiltree1170
      @johnochiltree1170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TL2354 found opies alternative account.

    • @kdot8340
      @kdot8340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea he's the guy in circle of friends that everybody wonders why he still comes around knowing everyone secretly talks shit about them lol

  • @Nightwing690
    @Nightwing690 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man I was hoping Po would of just laid Sam out onto the floor with a broken jaw and nose.

    • @mattlee5333
      @mattlee5333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correction; "Po would have just laid Sam out..." Saying, "would of" is incorrect, low class, retarded English.

  • @aspergeropie529
    @aspergeropie529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If Opie really "knows his shit" he would've went with the easily angered sensei character.

  • @FreakyKong
    @FreakyKong 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    SAY USS USS USS USS USSSSSSS

  • @jackjohnson1128
    @jackjohnson1128 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ColumPo

  • @ThatBugBehindYou
    @ThatBugBehindYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ant: "I think Sam has a little bit of an inflated sense of his self worth here"
    Opie immediately cutting Ant off: "go with it"
    It's so nice to look back on this, to look back on how Sam managed to screw the two over.
    Ant refused to throw his actual weight around and tell interns and the help when they're not needed or to take a break.
    Opie smugly showing his deck of cards in how he constantly threw his weight around to get Sam out of trouble and into pseudo power.
    Neither of them created an actual fair environment of competition all for a few moments of chuckles at the staff's expense and look at what came from it, it bit them in the ass and they became the butt of the joke.

    • @willissudweeks1050
      @willissudweeks1050 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t know I still think original O and A is still seen as the far superior show. Jim and Sam are no Opie and Anthony. Although I like all of them.

    • @Mrz-bq2yb
      @Mrz-bq2yb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quit over analyzing you fruit. Everybody thinks they're fucking Freud now.

    • @shimetobago9586
      @shimetobago9586 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@willissudweeks1050 Jim and Sam stinks

    • @antonlifer4449
      @antonlifer4449 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did Sam screw them over? He had his own shows on Sirius after Ant got fired and then Opie did. He had nuttin to do with them getting fired or did anything to them. He's still friends with Ant and does a show with Jimmy. Of course Opie hates him but Opie hates everyone.

  • @MrSockMonkey80
    @MrSockMonkey80 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perhaps more than that.

  • @TheGeoffbonn
    @TheGeoffbonn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Did Master Po die?

  • @Demendred
    @Demendred 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome, thanks!

  • @NY51663
    @NY51663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's a shame that Sam turned into another radio host hack along with Jim. You could definitely hear the potential back in the day.

  • @goodie2shoes
    @goodie2shoes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Half a friggin' n-word

  • @keberTxelArM
    @keberTxelArM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Opie thought he could take a joke... 😐 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bobobandy9382
      @bobobandy9382 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he was part of "the club." He really had no idea everyone hated him already.

  • @elijahwainright5535
    @elijahwainright5535 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    holy poly guacamole

  • @cottodabodykill
    @cottodabodykill 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    master po would not be such a tough guy if he didn't muscle people who didn't want confrontation ... let him try to muscle chuck lidell or cain Vasquez .. he wouldn't be near as commanding he'd get his teeth knocked out

  • @matthewmarks196
    @matthewmarks196 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omg, lmao. i kno exactly what ant was talkin about with the whole nvm figured out complaint

  • @shawnsandhu4558
    @shawnsandhu4558 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    erock is god after tequila and donut day

  • @whogon
    @whogon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    And yet again...wrong again ope. It's not "numb - chucks".

  • @CaveManCobb
    @CaveManCobb 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was Sam the FNG when this happened?

  • @DangerMenace
    @DangerMenace 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Implying Erock isn't one of the best members of the show.

  • @Mean_Jean
    @Mean_Jean 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All this over a chess piece?

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    “… it works both ways,so expect someone to type back to you.” Can you tell me where I ever suggested otherwise?
    “… and you probably will jump topics again.” That one is really hilarious. Anyone reading this exchange can see that I have gone out of my way to stick to the topics by asking questions about them. You on the other hand refuse to acknowledge them, preferring ad hominem attacks like “you should think a little harder” or “you’re just not very good at saying what you want to say”.

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah, you're right. As much as it pains me to admit it, he does occasionally make me laugh with an out of the blue sardonic comment.

  • @Bigredwillol
    @Bigredwillol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bringing a chess board to work is pretty cringe

  • @vitaminrstudios
    @vitaminrstudios 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did anyone ever confirm Sam's ethnicity? I heard in one clip they were getting a genealogical DNA test done for him but I didn't hear anything else on it and Oapedia doesn't mention it either.

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    t’s telling that you think I’m trying to be “a goddamn poet”. I thought my answers were all pretty prosaic. Incidentally, even if I was being ‘poetic’, why exactly would that not make my point for me?
    “I won't answer your questions,simply because there is no reasoning with you …” Surely the key way to reason with someone is to answer their questions/objections? Otherwise you’re just lecturing them.
    “No shit it's a public forum,I believe that I pointed that out already…” Err, where exactly?

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah yes, this is back in the day when Opie STILL hadn't learned (after twenty-something years in radio) that he couldn't deliver a funny line if his life depended on it. Thank Christ he seems to have got the message these days.

  • @yarghhargh9345
    @yarghhargh9345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    While I hate Sam and Opie, there's nothing I hate more than a fake tough guy who can't take a joke and constantly tries to be the toughest guy in the room.

  • @SamuelBranmuffins
    @SamuelBranmuffins 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fucking love sam hes the best. I mean I'm the best...

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also, can you tell me precisely where I implied that what I wrote in my first comment was a joke? I thought it was obvious that in both my subsequent comments I was at pains to point out that I was absolutely serious. If you can't see that then it ought to be pretty clear to anyone else reading these comments that it is you who needs to think harder before you reply. Notice too the asymmetry of our assertions: I provided evidence for mine, whereas you didn't - you simply used it pejoratively.

  • @Halluci44
    @Halluci44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Opie stop

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're right. I did mean it. In other words, it wasn't a joke and therefore the idea of a 'bomb' is completely irrelevant. This is all quite basic stuff.

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Incidentally, did you notice how many new topics you introduced in your last comment? I counted three. That’s interesting, especially from someone who is happy to level an accusation at another such as “…you probably will jump topics again.” Perhaps you do need to be reminded of what you’ve written from time to time.

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I have noticed that anyone who has to spam the board with more than two comments at a time,has no point.”
    That's pretty impressive. You have managed to write a statement there that is simultaneously illogical, pointless and unwittingly ironic. If you would like me to enlighten you as to why I think so, then please don’t hesitate to ask.

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Opie is part of the show,so fucking deal with it.”
    Well there’s another pretty pointless statement of fact. Moreover, isn’t raising objections a way of dealing with something?
    “ … (an important 1/3)of the show” Obviously importance is relative ... but you knew that already, didn't you? Didn't you? Oh dear.

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    “ … no one is that interested in you.”
    I have certainly never claimed otherwise. Also, you seem to have forgotten that you entered into this exchange with me - I’m merely replying.
    “… this conversation does not need to take up that much space.”
    Surely ‘need’ is entirely subjective?
    “My last comment was to finish this thing,you can keep typing dumb shit if you want to,but I've lost interest a while ago.”
    And yet you still replied. Isn’t that a contradiction?

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I know what I typed jackass,I'm the who typed it so repeating what I typed back to me,doesn't really accomplish anything.”
    On the contrary in order to specifically reference something you have typed, retyping it is often the most concise way. It’s certainly the most unambiguous way. Ergo it accomplishes what I require. However, please don't hesitate to explain why you think this is not correct.

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You managed to misinterpret an observation as a joke.

  • @mrjesabi
    @mrjesabi 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Po always bored the sh1t out of me,his fake tough guy shtick was irritating.

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    “…you are nothing to the show. If you have such a problem with O&A,…, their bosses wouldn't even give a shit about your opinions.”
    That’s so crushingly obvious that I’m surprised even you mentioned it. However, hopefully I don’t have to point out to you how utterly irrelevant it is to whether or not I’m correct.

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I notice that you completely ignored my questions. Anyway, let's examine your latest attempt at a comment.
    "Are you reading anything you're typing?" Err, yes.
    "You're just not a fan of the show". Wrong again.
    "... don't come to these videos typing dumb shit." It's a public forum, in case you hadn't noticed.
    "... but don't expect for everyone else to share it." I don't.
    I suppose it would be too much to expect an answer to my questions.

    • @mrqadaffi3638
      @mrqadaffi3638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh4Chrissake what the fuck bro who are you talking to. five year older you was a fucking headcase

  • @elijahwainright5535
    @elijahwainright5535 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    h

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You're just not very good at saying what you want to say." Hmmm, I'm afraid before anyone with at least half a brain could take a pronouncement such as that seriously you would have to offer some kind of analysis - I hope you don't think that simply stating it makes it true.

  • @XSimpleTruthX
    @XSimpleTruthX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    and the best was, stealing cute girls IDs so he could say they were lost, and then take them personally to said cute girls home.