Lmao especially the first one, the entire plot was put in!! What’s the point of paying!! Also they’re so loud with loud music and strange noise effects it feels like an epileptic fit In movie form where noise and sound are thrown at you from all angles whilst they give away the entire plot! I remember when trailers just gave you the first few lines and everything else about the movie was hidden with a few hints posed as questions to finish.
yeah it really effects the viewing experience when you already know what is going to happen! some of the best movies iv seen i saw as a kid on tv with no idea of even what type of movie i was watching@@coolcat6103
Looks like they used the whole budget paying Eric Roberts in Megladon. This meant that they had to use rifles instead of 16 inch cannons to defend the battleship.
I'm actually dumbfounded by the title just now, wtf did I just watch if this is the state of Sci-Fi movies in the near futures to come. Well the future was dead awhile back ago 😂.
I'm HAPPY to hear "G" done by the original people that created him has his voice back 🥳 and I always thought that was a stipulation of someone else recreating him, "You can't use his original sound" which was disappointing a long with King Khidorah 😔 BUT it's about time he's back... 😁😉
I can't believe I found this hidden treasure! Excited for more wisdom about life's journey! -- "Achievement thrives on dedication and relentless effort.."
I hope they make a movie with a Strong Female Role. Lot's of diversity, wokeness is a plus. Would be great if they have other roles for Black Transvestites.
BRO i swear to god its 2024, if yall cannot do cgi, do practical effects, jaws was 100 times better than whatever that shark movie was lmao that was comparable to ps2 graphics
I already know TIM is going to be one of those movies you have to watch with friends , so you make fun of it throughout the whole movie . 😅 In that short bit where the people are putting the robot together, they were wearing surgical masks . Really, are they worried that Timmy is going to get an infection !? Is he going to get a computer virus!? Is his automatic shut down phrase going to be " naughty boy Timmy! It's time for Timmy to get a good proper spanking ! " have the writers ever seen MEAGAN ? Timmy starts having strange things happening to him like hair growing in certain areas . Something starts happening too little Timmy when he sees the women ( the man , dog , cat , goldfish , sheep , man Timmy is a freak ! ) !😅🎃😂
Two things: If robots are either going to create chaos or end humanity, please tell me why are we continuing to build them? Why aren't there at least two people simultaneously attacking alien creatures? One with a big gun and the other with a baseball bat? The bat is specifically for the head, btw. In street/gang fights, humans will often gang up on one or two opponents, so it makes zero sense not to do the same thing with extraterrestrials. Conclusion: An alien is not going to get very far in The Bronx.
damn.... just 4 things in this list are not trash as hell. most of these things looks like a best of asylum. who is gonna watch this stuff alone with the motivation to watch a good movie? u need some bros, a damn good big pizza and make the fun out of this crap.
Man I'm so glad I watched this whole video just to not see any trailers that had to do with Spider-Man
Thank you. Only watched half the video before I saw your comment.
I thought so that that the MARVEL Zombification will take place once...but not now and not here. 😊
Am pissd off at myself coz I said I'd always check the comments b4 wasting my fkn time waiting on a trailer that AIN'T on it 🤬
@@paulwallis2495 it's okay we all make mistakes sometimes
Thanks I checked the comments early you saved me from frustration
Did anyone else notice 3 movie clips in a row contained the line "you took everything from me."
I was going to post this comment! Michealplanck9908, YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME! lol. 😉
Me 👋
Most of these trailers took my time from me, without any payoff.
The same AI writing them!
Every time I hear that line I remember Scarlet Witch saying it to Thanos in Endgame
It's so sad, Hollywood absolutely sucks these days.
😂😂😂 haha Yoo I swear I saw all these new movies and said the same shit. Holy cow they suck !!
I want to watch the white dragon looks good
These trailers took everything from me.
Eamon Ferran trying to do his best Michael Fassbender imitation in T.I.M. had me rolling my eyes.
10:44 So this is just a higher budget Sharknado. Great.
"Let's make a movie". "Ok, what do we have?" "I've got a house with a pool for a weekend and an alien Xenomorph costume"
Gotta love the whole movie put into 3 minutes 😌 whoever is making these trailers need a raise
Lmao especially the first one, the entire plot was put in!! What’s the point of paying!! Also they’re so loud with loud music and strange noise effects it feels like an epileptic fit In movie form where noise and sound are thrown at you from all angles whilst they give away the entire plot! I remember when trailers just gave you the first few lines and everything else about the movie was hidden with a few hints posed as questions to finish.
yeah it really effects the viewing experience when you already know what is going to happen! some of the best movies iv seen i saw as a kid on tv with no idea of even what type of movie i was watching@@coolcat6103
That splash screen makes me want to see a Deathlok movie!
Yes that would be so dopw
I can't wait for sky net
Looks like they used the whole budget paying Eric Roberts in Megladon. This meant that they had to use rifles instead of 16 inch cannons to defend the battleship.
😂😂😂
I'm actually dumbfounded by the title just now, wtf did I just watch if this is the state of Sci-Fi movies in the near futures to come. Well the future was dead awhile back ago 😂.
The Asylum Presents: always a mark of quality
I like sci-fi movies where you can't guess the ending
3:00 If TH-cam tried to make Star Wars
The first trailer was inspired by David from Prometheus by the look of it
Doesn’t matter seeings as they gave away the entire plot 😂
Tim the enchanter from monty pythons quest for the holy grail needs his own movie.
This video sets an exceptional benchmark! - "Value the journey, as it molds your path towards greatness."
What?💩
The list of Films are accurate!
Best?
Nice
Insane the robot at the start in the blue...
I'm HAPPY to hear "G" done by the original people that created him has his voice back 🥳 and I always thought that was a stipulation of someone else recreating him, "You can't use his original sound" which was disappointing a long with King Khidorah 😔 BUT it's about time he's back... 😁😉
The old people could have given Jules some Got Damn pants!👖😤
I don't know man, that power rangers white dragon movie looks pretty good for what it is.
Jules looks interesting
wtf is legend of the white dragon
Man, you got my hopes up, thinking there is a live action Marvel Zombies
How is Bree Larson still in movies? Who would pay to watch her. Honestly!
Marvel didnt learn their lesson first time, Brie is a huge yawn, to us the viewers, and to Avengers cast
So not watching
She was pretty good in skull Island and endgame, but not good in any stand alone film for real 😭
Love the random Asylum shark movie, that I do wanna watch!
Anyone else noticed that pretty much every trailer included the phrase, "You took everything from me?"
T.I.M
Legend of white dragon
Mill
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Awareness
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Awe man I was really looking forward to that spider man trailer now my hopes just went down knowing there's not going to be one lol 😢 😕 😆
"you took everything from me!? Including my trust of thumbnails. and Wooooow The Marvels looks baaaad. Everything else seems pretty cool.
the second trailer lmfao well at least I don't have to watch the Film now ! xD
I already did .
WTF 🔥🔥❤️ Only dope movies 😭
I can't believe I found this hidden treasure! Excited for more wisdom about life's journey! -- "Achievement thrives on dedication and relentless effort.."
Why am i getting flashbacks of M3GAN?
Best you say?
Godzilla has cankles lol 😆
9:00 LANCIA DELTA
Overwhelming theme of all of these movies "you took everything from me" :p
Sad decade for those who likes SciFi movies.
Just call it M3gan, male version.
How many times can we say "YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!"
I think we have lost our ability to be creative.
Megan have grown up and got woke!
@4:10 > Standard issue job. I bet he was told 'we are family here' and offered a pizza for good performance.
Why look Tommy Oliver lol
Lol @ T.I.M. .. "The A-2s always were a bit twitchy.." 😂
Bad bad
I guess the Marvel trailer was alright. Movie was not so meh.
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In Mexico these types of films are derogatorily called "Churros".
Must all robot movies be the exact same?
The Mill = Amazon
21 👍's up MGC thank you for sharing 🤯
DO TIME STAMPS PROPERLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He to need give some. 💤😴.👍🌌👏🙏.
Lol, literally every single one, no better than a mid level 1998 video game.
Incredible.
The second one is a copy of Star Wars the sound and looks of the swords in the first part of that trailer.
Hell, From and Helix and The Strain, all TV 😂 from HULU is more awesome than any of those
Everytime I see "The Asylum" its a big pass!
where zombie spiderman?
Anybody else noticed every one of these contain the phrase "You took everything from me". Too lazy to timepin that...
I was about to say the same thing.
great mention to the CGI of the last movie , even with guns that fire only with sound and no blast...lololol
T.I.M. a reverse uno on "Wifelike"?
What happened to Xenomorph in Alien Invasion movie trailer? Having sleep movement on their planet?
Its hanging out wherever you left the last 2 braincells needed to form a coherent question.
@@mimcduffee86 Ohh sorry...I did not mean to offend anyone. Correcting my comment. Love You!!
No Captain Marvel 2? Shocker
UHM im in 4 trailers and 3 have said "youve taken everything from me" wow.
KING BACH?????
Who??
You meant the BEST bad sci fi movies of 2023--2024 right?
I allready did
I hope they make a movie with a Strong Female Role. Lot's of diversity, wokeness is a plus. Would be great if they have other roles for Black Transvestites.
They might as well let AI to write all Hollywood scripts from now on. Creativity and originality is no more, just regurgitation.
Lots of shonky special effects on offer. 😆
The only one worth seeing is The Marvels. LOL J/K
What kinda man wud let T.I.M in his house? Robot or not idgaf
ju;les good ...every thing else bad !!!
So excited to see apple fuck up the monsterverse. Just about as excited I am to not see the next girl boss marvels trash.
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I can't take anymore Marvel superhero/super villain movies! Make them stop!
White Dragon and the SHARK............LMAO!!!!! Gaaaaaawd damn -smh
BRO i swear to god its 2024, if yall cannot do cgi, do practical effects, jaws was 100 times better than whatever that shark movie was lmao that was comparable to ps2 graphics
It’s like there is a shortage of men in the world in today’s movies.
I already know TIM is going to be one of those movies you have to watch with friends , so you make fun of it throughout the whole movie . 😅 In that short bit where the people are putting the robot together, they were wearing surgical masks . Really, are they worried that Timmy is going to get an infection !? Is he going to get a computer virus!? Is his automatic shut down phrase going to be " naughty boy Timmy! It's time for Timmy to get a good proper spanking ! " have the writers ever seen MEAGAN ? Timmy starts having strange things happening to him like hair growing in certain areas . Something starts happening too little Timmy when he sees the women ( the man , dog , cat , goldfish , sheep , man Timmy is a freak ! ) !😅🎃😂
MEAGAN was pretty bad..sorry!
Can't get the damn Google assistant to listen this is scary shit
Bruh I’m looking for cool sci-fi movies not horror 😂
filmed on location using a nokia 3310😂
Another year of flying acrobats with similar experiences with the same ole story lines bad guy chases good then fight to kiss and make up gezzz
Two things:
If robots are either going to create chaos or end humanity, please tell me why are we continuing to build them?
Why aren't there at least two people simultaneously attacking alien creatures? One with a big gun and the other with a baseball bat? The bat is specifically for the head, btw.
In street/gang fights, humans will often gang up on one or two opponents, so it makes zero sense not to do the same thing with extraterrestrials.
Conclusion: An alien is not going to get very far in The Bronx.
They keep showing Shiprock NM but I don't see any native americans.
Very nice work by you guys ok 😂
The only movie i got interested here is the korean astronaut. Hollywood sucks this year lol
So is the you took everything from me one supposed to be a new the power rangers
damn.... just 4 things in this list are not trash as hell. most of these things looks like a best of asylum. who is gonna watch this stuff alone with the motivation to watch a good movie? u need some bros, a damn good big pizza and make the fun out of this crap.
erm maybe i can learn to enjoy romcoms instead