Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear tetra
@@pedoboys yep, my videocard is so old i cant even find it, on google let alone buy one. 4096MB ATI Radeon RX 580 Same for everything else, cheap ass cpu and all.
@@CoffeeTheDragondidn't know there were any graphics cards cable of raytracing made 6 years ago let alone a low end one. I'm sorry not typically new gen consoles aren't very revolutionary but nothing can be said about this gen which provides 3070 performance at 500 dollars/pounds (with disk drive)
Hearing Ken say “over priced” was funny. I thought that word wasn’t a part of his vocabulary because he always buying or overly paying for stuff on Austin’s credit cards.
Love the christmas-y stuff :D A great laughter during this time! Always been a huge fan of your mystery tech videos, not just seeing weird tech but also ken and matt being savages :D
It's funny I bought a used Xbox for $30 at a pawn shop. It was scuffed, dirty, I had thought I wasted my money. It whirred to life and I was impressed with the durability of the nearly 20 year old machine. Seeing Austin's near pristine Xbox not work well made me chuckle wickedly. Merry Christmas anyway haha
The xbox segment made me sad. Same thing happened to my xbox when I was like 11 just stopped reading discs. That error screen brings back traumatic memories 😢
Hohoho santa austin just so u know u got that plate of processors and that glass if cooling liquid next the fireplace! Cant wait for my new pc under teh tree 🤗🤗🤗
I don't know if it was intended , but when Austin A.K.A. Skinny Santa closed his eyes and it cut to black for an add I was actually extremely impressed, that I commented a year later!
ken: hey this ps5 is resale ps5: is all digital lil timmy when he gets it for christmas and gets his disks: **feeds disk into fan** why isnt it working
"As a fat guy, I am so offended by this."
xD
@@s1mple.br4nch oof
Me too
Santa doesn't really have to be fat.
I’ve never heard someone say that before lol
"lets not do a comparison we've done enough of those" the self awareness is so amazing lmao, but man he really did milk that console dry
the xbox was upside down haha 😂
Hahahahaha 69 years funni number that make me go laugh
Btw love your profile pic
Is it 3 days or 69 years make ye mind up
Nice name
"Did you already sell this one?" Ken scalping ps5s
Yep
Is it not obvious that all Ken wants is a free ride?
Do you expect anything less?
It was more than likely a PS5 they used in a video
Yeah not cool :(
1:05 missed opportunity to say “hey guys, this is Santa”
tf are the replies to this comment
@@iwantsexseemyvideo3336 wtf are you trying to get at
2:11 Scalper exposed.
Cant you take a joke woken one?
Reselling a single PS ain't scalpers.
Clearly someone is oblivious to sarcasm
they werent joking. they have been scalping ps5s since release
Yrrrr nah...I really do not think this was a joke
Anyone else just learnt the window wasn’t real😂😂😂
Yes
Me
I don't understand
@@ZEN-oq4og on the left of Austin
3:15
"that's for resell"
D:
... ... So you're part of the problem, I see.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear tetra
@@AxxLAfriku no one asked
Lol
@@str1ped_b0y lol
Hahah rats
Austin: “that’s just a ps5”
Angry 8 year olds that shouldn’t have access to the internet: *”JuSt A pS5?!?!*
Facts
you sus
Bruh lol. You earned a sub
@@paramyadav4281 and now they are gonna say "AmOnG Us"
JuSt A pS5?!?! U sUs! ImMa Go PlAy AmOnG uS.
“Come.Come Pikachu, into my sack”
- Austin Evans
@@iwantsexseemyvideo5962 So are you a bot or no
@@emperorantarctica6210 yeah they probably are a bot
It’s at 69 likes sorry I can’t like
I subscribed
Kissing gole
"It wouldn't fit in the sack" "Servicing children" What episode is this?
You forgot the part where he said those little helicopter things are going straight into Santa’s sack!
You didn't know? The real Santa Claus is a pedo
I love how Austin said "Is that a PlayStation 5 ?" so casually
Well its a pretty lame-ass console that is still not as strong as my 6 year old low-end pc XD
@@CoffeeTheDragon "Low end PC"
@@pedoboys yep, my videocard is so old i cant even find it, on google let alone buy one. 4096MB ATI Radeon RX 580 Same for everything else, cheap ass cpu and all.
@@CoffeeTheDragon there wasn't an ATI Rx 580
@@CoffeeTheDragondidn't know there were any graphics cards cable of raytracing made 6 years ago let alone a low end one. I'm sorry not typically new gen consoles aren't very revolutionary but nothing can be said about this gen which provides 3070 performance at 500 dollars/pounds (with disk drive)
12:43 ah yes, the XO𐐒X
😂
ah yes, I love my Xbox’s upside down
Ken is like. "Carefull that's for resell"
Don't tell me ken is a scalper.
On the other hand, i wouldn't be suprised to be honest
Can we just appreciate Matt’s sense of humour and how he can laugh at him self. That’s hard to do
Not really hard to
"is this a tree"
Quarantine got to austin
Nah dawg it's a quarantree😂
@F*UĆK ME ! SEE MY VÍDÉO ! go away bot
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"How does a santa costume come in every size but an extra large, as a fat guy I am so offended" 😂😂😂😂😂
@@ritawant1063 stfu
@@qnovalegion-old9338 nice make them delete there comment ;)
2:17 gross that guy resells PS5s for quick cash
So?
Ikr🤦🏾♂️ foken scalpers /s
@@dadummyyt27 Mario is pretty cool if you are 9 I guess
scummy for sure
I like show this guy has a fortnite profile pic while saying this
"did u put the playstation in my sack?" - famous last words - Austin Evans 2020
Ahhh yes, back to your roots Austin. My favorite series. All you need now is “hey guys this is Austin!”
Exactly
True
Yeah me too
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Very useful guide I been wondering for years how to spend $340 on amazon this is truly life changing thanks so very much how can I repay you?
Send him $340
@@SamriddhaBasu lol
Austin NEEDS to bring back his old intro at least for 1 video!
i dont know why but its kinda satisfying hearing it Lol
@@graym5374 ikr
He should atleast do it on Christmas day
@5:17 Justin Laughing like the joker in Santa costume gave me gosebumps. Nightmare fuel there!
1:13 in early 2020 when people first started to wear masks
Honestly
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Hearing Ken say “over priced” was funny. I thought that word wasn’t a part of his vocabulary because he always buying or overly paying for stuff on Austin’s credit cards.
Where is „Hey Guys, this is Austin“?😭
He hasn't done it on mystery tech for like a year. But I also miss that intro.
@@mr.sirgaming7507 R.I.P 😔😣😖😫😫😩
Cuz now everyone knows him,
“ hello and welcome to mystery tech “ new intro
He doesn't want that brand anymore
@@JeskidoYT when did he say this? i’ve actually been wondering why he stopped
im glad @AUSTIN EVANS is a fan of Lo-fi Beats.....i needed a companion
Love the christmas-y stuff :D A great laughter during this time! Always been a huge fan of your mystery tech videos, not just seeing weird tech but also ken and matt being savages :D
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Yeah I love the Christmas stuff too
If anyone remembers the 80s film “ batteries not included * “, that’s what those light up spinners reminded me of. Lol
Happy Holidays to everyone!!! I hope you all have a great week!🎄
Figured out the problem with the "XOBX" at 12:44
It was upside down genius
"Hey guys This is scalpers and today in Scalping tech"
It's funny I bought a used Xbox for $30 at a pawn shop. It was scuffed, dirty, I had thought I wasted my money. It whirred to life and I was impressed with the durability of the nearly 20 year old machine. Seeing Austin's near pristine Xbox not work well made me chuckle wickedly. Merry Christmas anyway haha
I thought those glasses would play Tetris. My day has been ruined
lol same
Merry Christmas Austin. You're doing a great job. Hope 2021 brings you even more success and happiness.
1:14 Austin calling out PewDiePie's pet bee 😂(pffft)
He flew out the window when they opened it
They need to make PETT:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Tech
Man if that existed, Austin and Plainrock124 would be in big trouble
Me: Mom can we have Santa Clause at home?
Mom:We already have Santa Clause at home
Santa Clause at home:
4:10 meme squad needs to put the cat jamming over that
Is it just me or do I love watching Austin Evans waste a bunch of money on Amazon 🥰
*Ken wastes the money
Yes, it is just you if YOU love watching him waste money
@@jezusko True we love Ken
Merry Christmas Austin love ur vids man
Correction:
The hottest 2020 holiday gift for spoiled rich kids and middle aged scalpers
I'm not rich but I did use my info as a stock boy to secure one for my little bro at retail price
@@ClipsfromtheKing stfu a pc is a ay better than ps5
I honestly thought it was a burrito😂😂😂 2:41
"hey guys this is Austin" when half the planet was lost in the blip
@@iwantsexseemyvideo654 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐔𝐏
That absolute roast at 9:41 physically wounded me. Why they had to crush my guys life like that? 🙉
When u been watching Austin evans since 2017 and you just found out what you thought was a windows was just lights 🤯🤯🤯
Merry Christmas Austin. Have a great day with your family and friends. Love your vids you rock 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
“That’s for resale” no sus
Every year a lot of websites publish a list of "the best tech gifts for such and such". Reviewing the items on one of those lists would be funny.
"Don't say servicing kids again."
The xbox segment made me sad. Same thing happened to my xbox when I was like 11 just stopped reading discs. That error screen brings back traumatic memories 😢
Matt "As a fat guy I am so offended by this ."
Me : so true
5:17 when the teacher forgets to assign you homework during the holidays
Wait your resealing the ps5 scalper
It's a joke settle down before u hurt ur self
Fake
Merry Christmas to you all, great video, was really funny lol 🤣 and fun to watch
fucking love mystery tech, squealed when I saw the notification
"Magnets. How do they work?" LOVE THE REFERENCE 😃😃😃
12:37 : "XOBX"
it's just upside down?
Anybody else notice that when they display the original Xbox, it is upside down? 😂😂😂
8 year old me: "Mommy, I want the XOBX for Christmas!!"
Austin should make a video call "How to *save* $340 on Amazon!"
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Hohoho santa austin just so u know u got that plate of processors and that glass if cooling liquid next the fireplace! Cant wait for my new pc under teh tree 🤗🤗🤗
5:29 This bring memories of beyblade...
This is some adorable episode of mystery tech! loved it! Happy holidays! ♥️
He’s back what kind of junk did he buy this time
Ok it starting with a Santa suit this is promising
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Mom: What do you want for christmas son
Me: A new mystery tech episode!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Austin I’m on that Notification gang
Same
Same
"no one wants a skinny santa" WATCH CHRISTMAS CHRONICALS 2 OR 1 AND YOU WILL SEE A HEALTHY SANTA!!!
340$, you become poor man !?
Next time i wanna see them 5 digit numbers
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So like 340.59
Austin and friends: buy expensive stuff to review
Also austin and friends: throws it around
"As an early guy, I am so offended by the lack of funny comments and the extra bots"
2:00 Aodtin Evans just showed off Linus from LTT. That’s how you don’t drop expensive stuff.LOL😆😁😄😅😂🤣
Every Single Mystery Tech episode i feel like Austin loses apart of his dignity I stg
Ken just casually burps an Xbox to get it working again like some kind of tech whisperer 💀
2 views, 8 likes, and of course, 77 comments. Nice.
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The only way to miss that much money is to be Austin Evans
Probably the most uninteresting episode of mystery tech.
Even Ken is in the process of becoming a scalper.
Mystery tech was a mystery by itself until now
I don't know if it was intended , but when Austin A.K.A. Skinny Santa closed his eyes and it cut to black for an add I was actually extremely impressed, that I commented a year later!
It’d be a little heavy but probably worth it to keep a CRT on hand to show off the old school systems whenever they pull them out.
mystery tech is the only compelling thing about this cannel
I love that there is a audi rs3 model car just chillin in the botton left
"It's been opened?!"
Austin, my friend, I would literally die if I just found one still in its box and for sale. Lol
Not sure if there's anything more hilarious than an Xbox that runs on headpats
Does anyone know the song that starts around 6:00? I can't find it anywhere
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
1:04 that is the skinniest santa i have ever seen in my life...lol
Just ordered that solar powered magnetic motor using your link so you’re welcome... and merry Christmas.
Ken is doing everything we did back in the day to make the console work
Me: Can we have beyblades?
Mom: No we have beyblades at home!
Beyblades at home: 5:28
That petting and beating of the XBOX brought back memories of my childhood..❤️😂
12:36
Literally everybody else: XBOX
Austin Evans: XOBX
Ken petting the xbox to life was my favorite part of the video
"come pikachu, come to my sack"
am I the only one thinking about stuff?
Nope
When Ken says it's overpriced... it's *overpriced*
12:39 ah yes my favorite console, XOBX.
It was upside down
@@krucial88 thats the joke
Lol corniest jokebive seen
@@krucial88 kinda the whole point of the joke
So you admit your a cornball then?
Merry Christmas to everyone 🎄
its truly a christmas present to see austin dressed up as santa
ken: hey this ps5 is resale
ps5: is all digital
lil timmy when he gets it for christmas and gets his disks: **feeds disk into fan** why isnt it working
“Did you put the PlayStation in my sac?” Austin 2020
Wait...you’re telling me that window is fake? This isn’t even a joke I legit thought for years that that was a real window...i feel betrayed