I think he dropped info about where he gets his masks and stuff from a while ago... like a LONG time ago when he was first starting to do this kind of content. They are really high quality as you can see, so they are quite expensive...
[Violet]: I am an alien, Me and my team are just trying to save the universe from -ÛPŠ1D3DØWÑ-. He is always trying to do something crazy. We are not dominating earth, Ever
Thank you so much Mr rift. I've been watching and falling asleep consistently to your videos for a couple of years now. Thank you for all your efforts and amazing imagination. Love from the 🇬🇧 😊😊
you should make an entire fucking universe, and connect it all together after a few years (minimum 2) with a completely new part. heck, maybe it can even become an ARG
@@Saol.Alainn ER already does videos like that, besides, in this context it would be a funny video about an alien's basic and sometimes flawed understanding of human society
bro chill, some people are horrible and selfish yes but at the vast majority of us are and compassionate and caring and do want to make the world better. hopelessness is your enemy, not your community.
I have the pen from the thumbnail picture - I think it’s from Bic and it’s pretty ok for a multicolour ballpoint pen. Not as smooth as a gel pen but good enough.
I swear to god ER is creative as heck with his asmr videos. I never would've expected an alien talking about human ingenuity as an asmr. Real creative. Thank you Gnortz very cool 👍
I get my masks from the same place you do, and I gotta say, MAD respect for tolerating the heat in those things as long as you do with a FULL BEARD AND LONG HAIR. I rock a mohawk and a shaven face, and I still overheat after an hour in my goblin mask. You're a trooper
i emailed this to NASA and SETI and NASA got back to me saying to not show this to anyone because of national security, and they are shocked by this footage
*Pulls down curtain* "This is a BGM-109 Tomahawk, an ordinance delivery device, with a W80 nuclear warhead as the ordinance, these are whats known as "Nuclear weapons", or weapons of "mass destruction" another heated Topic of modern human society.
"it has been 12 years since I crash-landed on Earth-" Ephemeral Rift's channel says he joined TH-cam in 2011. AKA twelve years ago The continuity... it hurts...
Ahhh my alien husband is back again!! His job as the Arkham Sanitarium janitor went well!! And as you can tell, his fashion sense has massively improved thanks to his work buddies!! Thank you ER for bringing my lovely alien husband back to me!!!
@@Jesty.r oh how could I forget, silly me!! Must be the sleepiness I get from my husbands voice, so sorry to mistake that!! Thank you for correcting me!!
I noticed the alien says he doesn’t experience ASMR when he’s talking to his colleagues, but when he’s talking to the abducted human in the previous video, he says he experiences it. Deceptive little fellow, isn’t he.
Archaeological finds date the first spoon back to 1,000 BC. This specimen was likely to have been intended primarily for ornamental or religious uses. In their pioneering tradition, the ancient Egyptians are known to have first used spoons made out of wood, flint and ivory.
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If ER did come out as an actual alien, I don't think anyone would be all that surprised.
ER phone home
"Tool of self defense"-tabufala
Starseed
I would be surprised if he is not an alien.
Aged like wine
The lore drop that this video serves as is insane. He really knows how to tie absolutely everything together
I'm fairly new to this channel and have no idea what is going on, but I'm relaxed, so I'm here for it 🤷♀️
he's got a whole universe of lore. the Rift Verse.
welcome to the rift verse, friend :)
It's the greatest, welcome to our Uncle E fan club
You’re gonna love it
Welcome. And yes, this type of content is normal LOL
Love the idea that his transition from nature asmr to his current style is because of him being taken over by an alien
DEEPEST LORE
It's nice to see Gnortz branching out into other video genres.
This is what he does when he's not chillin with Vinny.
at this point I can see the crossover happening lol
*gnorts (it’s supposed to be spelled “strong” but backwards)
I can sleep easy knowing that Bic pens are universal and used by aliens too.
Ah yes, Gnorts, mr Alien
With all the news about aliens recently, it would be amazing if they just turned out to be the harbingers of tingles!
they turned out to be 🍰
ASMRtists are just aliens
Your human disguise looks vaguely familliar. Like an old friend/favorite-est patient of mine.
Sounds like something a fishmen/deep one would day
ethan hawke if he went looking for a deep sea creature on a little boat and got sucked into the abyss
I was told that he was the only agent on Earth, i could possibly be misinformed, though.
Hearing an alien describe something as "scrunchy" makes me feel good inside and I don't know why
Probably because it’s cute asf.
Autismo
@@ligma212 your mother.
@@LuckyArceus matismo
Stunads
1:19:17 It's back again, and I can rest easy once more. Thank you for bringing back my favorite trigger.
If aliens wanted to test human intelligence I can promise you they wouldn't abduct ME.
you always need a control group i suppose
😂
I would be an New experiment all together
They would just hover over me fr
But they will subscribe to ER
Jokes aside, this alien suit looks so freaking awesome ngl
I think he dropped info about where he gets his masks and stuff from a while ago... like a LONG time ago when he was first starting to do this kind of content. They are really high quality as you can see, so they are quite expensive...
I wonder if the costume has a strap on probe
@@NotoriousSRGEXCUSE ME???
NO! *BONKS you on the noggin*
Suit? What suit?
Everyone's laughing about ER being an alien until he deletes this video then uploads an apology saying he uploaded this video to the wrong place
oh uncle e
I find everything that the alien describes to sound so cute and innocent, I can't.
I love this little alien guy, I hope they succeed in all their alien ways. Even if it includes dominating earth.
[Violet]: I am an alien, Me and my team are just trying to save the universe from -ÛPŠ1D3DØWÑ-. He is always trying to do something crazy. We are not dominating earth, Ever
@@MrPlunger777is bro tryna roleplay in TH-cam comments?
@MCSorryit’ll most likely be just as bad 😂
Yes!! I loved the last Alien video you made and this one looks to be just as good! Thank you Uncle E!
but collector, you ARE an alien!
Love the alien vids. The transition in the beginning wasn't bad 😂
YES, HE'S BACK! I MISSED YOU TAPUFALA
I think it’s spelled tabufula. 😅
Oh 😅
@asuicuneontheobx823well that’s quite rude
@@atongulg9128but not inaccurate
@@galacticdiamondz6425I think I got that one
I love how the aliens refer to their spacecraft as an IFO - an _identified_ flying object. 😂🤣
First time seeing an alien in a cozy sweater and I like it.
I don't even question if this is lore or real life anymore.
*don’t
was typing on phone XD. thanks tho@@LuckyArceus
Gonna be honest I was getting worried since Rift hasn’t dropped a character vid in a while
Then he drops this absolute heater🔥🔥🔥
Thank you so much Mr rift. I've been watching and falling asleep consistently to your videos for a couple of years now. Thank you for all your efforts and amazing imagination. Love from the 🇬🇧 😊😊
Woa. This is like out of this world that he used his old videos as reference for story. Pretty cool!
finally !! I've been eagerly awaiting the return of tabufala, and here it is, it was worth it
The ability to tie a nature video from like 10 years ago into the ERU lore is genius storytelling.
The cable knit sweater really ties this all together for me 🤌
I seriously can't take seeing an alien pull out a literal assault rifle out of nowhere seriously.
Putting comedy into his videos is one of his strong points. 😅
Only now did I see someone mention it, I was suprised
i think this is the best quality of an alien sighting video
This was out of this world🤫 very good idea for a role play I might have to do something like this!
it's not a role play anymore,rifts been attacked by tha aliens😱
you should make an entire fucking universe, and connect it all together after a few years (minimum 2) with a completely new part. heck, maybe it can even become an ARG
"the greatest sign of intelligent life in the universe is that it's never tried to contact us." - Calvin and Hobbes
This is great! You should do a video where an Alien tries to explain human society and how bad and primitive it is.
[Violet]: Hey dude, Even I’m an alien and I don’t think humans are primitive
That's all we need, bring politics into a video made to help us relax lol
@@Saol.Alainn ER already does videos like that, besides, in this context it would be a funny video about an alien's basic and sometimes flawed understanding of human society
@@Saol.Alainnif you watch ER, that wouldn’t be new lol. He makes it fun.
bro chill, some people are horrible and selfish yes but at the vast majority of us are and compassionate and caring and do want to make the world better. hopelessness is your enemy, not your community.
What a great ASMR TH-camr, I sure hope he doesn’t destroy his career in the next 2 weeks.
I have the pen from the thumbnail picture - I think it’s from Bic and it’s pretty ok for a multicolour ballpoint pen. Not as smooth as a gel pen but good enough.
Thank you for this info
it is the best doodling tool imo!
I swear to god ER is creative as heck with his asmr videos.
I never would've expected an alien talking about human ingenuity as an asmr. Real creative.
Thank you Gnortz very cool 👍
Damn that human disguise was so realistic!
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So glad to see this “Tebufala” character back. This guy is by far my favorite of all your acts. Keep doing more, please!
I get my masks from the same place you do, and I gotta say, MAD respect for tolerating the heat in those things as long as you do with a FULL BEARD AND LONG HAIR. I rock a mohawk and a shaven face, and I still overheat after an hour in my goblin mask. You're a trooper
Drop the site name, or place name? 😮
This would be a great running series! Thank you for your endless creativity!
Great video as always rift, thanks again!
Despite not having as massive of an intellect, human being really are brilliant. Such amazing inventions
That transition in the beginning tripped me out😂 I smoked some weed and it’s like 2:30am, I blinked and you were an alien 👽
I'd like to think that ER didn't even check the footage and just assumed that he was recording an asmr video and uploaded it
Flawless transition Uncle E 😂🙌
I love how bizzare you are & how you let yourself be yourself.
one of my favourite characters in the multiverse. love 'em with the top, bottom, front, back and sides of my heart. :)
Took him long enough to do a face reveal
Theres something about Aliens wearing sweaters like this that just makes so much sense for no reason
I love this!!! Part 2 would be cool!!
Chuckled a bit when you took out the brain... Love this video, such fantastic worldbuilding!
Yeah! He's back! I've watched the previous alien video repeatedly, I can't wait to watch this one!
i emailed this to NASA and SETI and NASA got back to me saying to not show this to anyone because of national security, and they are shocked by this footage
Another work of art uncle Rift
Finally, some “normal” rift content
*Pulls down curtain* "This is a BGM-109 Tomahawk, an ordinance delivery device, with a W80 nuclear warhead as the ordinance, these are whats known as "Nuclear weapons", or weapons of "mass destruction" another heated Topic of modern human society.
Dude i freaking love the alien videos
"it has been 12 years since I crash-landed on Earth-"
Ephemeral Rift's channel says he joined TH-cam in 2011. AKA twelve years ago
The continuity... it hurts...
You deserve all the subscribers in the world❤
I know in many videos you said you don't like praise but your videos are so good and you got me into hp lovecraft so thank you
i can't believe Rift has been an alien all these years!
quite exciting news! 👽
Love this character, glad to see them make a return.
Very good trigger discipline on the ack 47 it’s called that because it’s the 47 version of it.
Creativity jesus is back at it again
Keep up the good work 👍👍
Hey uncle Rift! Loved this vid! I’d love to see a revisit to those solving lock combination videos!
Hey, love your videos ! The ones that I like the most are the guessing random things about you! Can you make an other one please?
This man is an artist
The transformation was actually surprising good
I always knew ephemeral rift was an alien. Good to know he confirmed it in this video
As a transdimensional shape-shifting being I can appreciate this video.
i have no clue why i like these alien vids lol
Just in time for a good night sleep, thanks uncle❤❤
Here and just like in the void videos, i just kind of enjoy you reciting random numbers, I'd love to see a reading out π video or something like that
have a great day Zabufala, thanks for coming to visit us again.
Ahhh my alien husband is back again!! His job as the Arkham Sanitarium janitor went well!! And as you can tell, his fashion sense has massively improved thanks to his work buddies!! Thank you ER for bringing my lovely alien husband back to me!!!
Arkham Asylum? I think you mean Arkham Sanitarium
@@Jesty.r oh how could I forget, silly me!! Must be the sleepiness I get from my husbands voice, so sorry to mistake that!! Thank you for correcting me!!
imagine if this person is actually their spouse
Love the character!
He is back!!!! Yess i love this char
the jungle tryant Yharim approves of this video.
Hearing south east pennsylvania, even in a funny little alien video, is making me homesick. I moved away five years ago now as of this month :(
i still live in southeast pa (no, not philly), and injust wanna find this man and record his alien transformation
Lmfao if aliens were this amazed by spoons and peanut butter I wouldn’t be too worried about them
i would carry exactly 23 peanut butter jars and spoons on me if i met aliens
We need a whole video where Tabufala is whispering. Not sure what the video would be about, but I would love to see it.
As always a wonderful video Uncle E
Can we PLEASE have a part 2 of this
54:54 & 56:25 sooo relaxing. Mr.Rift if you see this I’d like to kindly request a video of alien close up whispers and hand movements.
I noticed the alien says he doesn’t experience ASMR when he’s talking to his colleagues, but when he’s talking to the abducted human in the previous video, he says he experiences it. Deceptive little fellow, isn’t he.
Can’t trust him/them!
@@EphemeralRiftthis is all a part of your alien lore. The whole controversy isn’t it?
@@Cocisthebest142Doubtful
@@OMGKawaiiPsycho no it’s not. It’s most likely than him just being that wild
@@Cocisthebest142 Would he really go to the point of being cancelled?
Love these videos
Imagine next video is like 'help! An alien has been controlling me for 12 years'
this comment aged almost as good as wine
1:03 hes saying π, but from the end to the beginning
Thank you for existing pal
This guy is Awesome
Perfect Timing!
I'm playing The X-COM Files these days ^^
Love the alien characters Rift!
I love these type of videos.
Archaeological finds date the first spoon back to 1,000 BC. This specimen was likely to have been intended primarily for ornamental or religious uses. In their pioneering tradition, the ancient Egyptians are known to have first used spoons made out of wood, flint and ivory.
Very glad to see the tissue package of the elder gods again, I’m sure they are pleased
My favorite character
Great Scott!
Eyyy I'm early. Never clicked so fast. This is gonna be fantastic, without a doubt.
My main my Rift coming in clutch right when I need him as always. 💓
I haven’t seen the Tissue Package much lately - Praise to its presence!
Dude has the coolest costumes