The Big Lobster and Drive-through Booze: Citation Needed 1x01

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  • @kriskehrer6410
    @kriskehrer6410 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Here I am, re-re-re-re-re-re-watching the entire Citation Needed (in the correct Damn order). It's my comfort show.

    • @zhulisclips
      @zhulisclips ปีที่แล้ว +4

      damn right it is. mine too

    • @VedalkenEntrancer
      @VedalkenEntrancer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I have the need to have something playing while I fall asleep and unfortunately, regular white noise doesn't work for me. But this at a reduced volume? Works wonders. Then again, I love this series anyways and watch it for real about once every 3-9 months soooo.

    • @Aphgaa
      @Aphgaa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Glad I am not the only one.

    • @itayvolk
      @itayvolk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what is "the correct damn order"? I just put TH-cam on auto play with a timer to stop after an hour so it doesn't play the whole night

    • @VedalkenEntrancer
      @VedalkenEntrancer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@itayvolk it's a playlist of all the citation needed videos in the correct order made by Anya Thurmes

  • @Ranzha_
    @Ranzha_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    10 years woo!
    Every couple years I come back to Citation Needed and do a big ol' rewatch. Never gets old.

  • @notthatcreativewithnames
    @notthatcreativewithnames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Yes, thanks to the latest episode of Two Of These People Are Lying, I have come back to this episode for the nth time.

    • @harrympharrison
      @harrympharrison 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think this is miles, miles funnier.

    • @lachlanlandreth9069
      @lachlanlandreth9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@harrympharrison It is a good format though

    • @casperes0912
      @casperes0912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And with that Tech Diff wins the Nth Degree

    • @vidareggum6118
      @vidareggum6118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Been here for time n+1 yet?😊

    • @rolandgharfine534
      @rolandgharfine534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And with that, you have won the nth degree! *ding*

  • @randem_6503
    @randem_6503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I rewatch these every few months to a year and “LOBBO!” is still one of my favourite jokes in the series. Hopefully you lot can get together again soon

  • @FoxFireFool
    @FoxFireFool 7 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    14:25-14:36 rare moment where Matt, Tom, Gary, and Chris share the screen with the seldomly pictured fifth Technical Difficulty

    • @FoxFireFool
      @FoxFireFool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Sassy The Sasquatch good to know my comment did well 2 years down the line

    • @YoshiAsk
      @YoshiAsk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I legit thought my GPU was acting up, because I just overclocked it today and I've only ever listened to this episode (not watched it)

    • @libsifywriter2471
      @libsifywriter2471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@YoshiAsk I dropped my phone earlier and I thought it was okay but then started to panic when the video played up!

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Also at 6:23

    • @coquimapping8680
      @coquimapping8680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where is it?

  • @BoterBug
    @BoterBug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Here we are, YEARS later, and I'm just now noticing the photo in the collage on the wall.
    The one of Matt's face.
    And I sorta hope it's been replaced with
    THAT face.
    From THAT image.
    From THAT video.

    • @tinkersdinkers
      @tinkersdinkers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I want reparations for having to go through that! 😤😤

    • @MeghanaUppala-Flute
      @MeghanaUppala-Flute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      i was in a class when i saw THAT face from THAT image from THAT video from THAT apology video and it took every bit of strength not to laugh

    • @yajjhajhria3558
      @yajjhajhria3558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MeghanaUppala-Flute Good lord, I feel for you

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I need context

    • @ausernameiguess7058
      @ausernameiguess7058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone please enlighten me

  • @DavidWillanski
    @DavidWillanski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    The strangest thing about the Big Lobster is it has a gift shop where you can buy a miniature big lobster.

    • @qnavryy8369
      @qnavryy8369 7 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      So a regular sized lobster?

    • @vincentmuyo
      @vincentmuyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Can it, like, ride on your shoulder?

    • @lunasophia9002
      @lunasophia9002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      vincentmuyo Can it go for the eyes?

    • @casperes0912
      @casperes0912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Can someone explain to me how a miniature big lobster works? Miniature.... Big big?

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@casperes0912 miniature big lobster = normal sized lobster

  • @GobbledygookG
    @GobbledygookG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    Matt: "I want to be in a people tank."
    Gary: "Join the army"
    Underrated joke..

    • @aryaaswale7316
      @aryaaswale7316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Oh
      .
      We're all idiots.
      Thanks!

    • @philvanderlaan5942
      @philvanderlaan5942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aryaaswale7316 no we’re not! We are all COMPLETE idiots !

    • @philvanderlaan5942
      @philvanderlaan5942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Big things in Australia: Enormous….Tracks of land ( sorry just went Monty Python, for a moment , I’m better now. )

    • @michaelp4013
      @michaelp4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've seen this episode like 5 times, how'd I never catch that?

    • @RFC-3514
      @RFC-3514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@philvanderlaan5942 - Tracts.

  • @alistairwall5470
    @alistairwall5470 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I will always be grateful to Anya for putting these in the correct damn order

  • @MrMaggidaggi
    @MrMaggidaggi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    The best part of binging Citation Needed, is watching Chris´s beard grow in real time

    • @pinkertonbyweezer
      @pinkertonbyweezer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it matches his wisdom over the years

  • @WhimsicalBlades
    @WhimsicalBlades 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Okay, but how is Chris' "Auststralian Councilman Explaining Himself to the Public" impression so good??

    • @acookie7548
      @acookie7548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      right? as an australian it was a bit jarring

    • @ZeldaTheSwordsman
      @ZeldaTheSwordsman ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would bet that Australian councilmen are cut from the same cloth as British ones and the only difference is flavor.
      This is speaking as a Yank, mind you.

  • @siennadae-knight5598
    @siennadae-knight5598 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    In celebration of the TechDiff comeback, it's time for a long overdue rewatch

  • @EmmaLiza
    @EmmaLiza 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2553

    Speaking as an Australian, I'd say the most offensive thing in this video are the Austrian stereotypes. Because they're actually Swiss stereotypes.

    • @j.yossarian6852
      @j.yossarian6852 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @geeksunited3873
      @geeksunited3873 9 ปีที่แล้ว +551

      +EmmaLiza Speaking as a guy who can take a hit, the most offensive part of the video is the fact that no fish were edited in to slide past.

    • @erikhoffman3370
      @erikhoffman3370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Speaking as a Circassian, I'd say the most offensive thing about this video is... nothing, really.

    • @dragoncurveenthusiast
      @dragoncurveenthusiast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Speaking as an Austrian, I found this hilarious!

    • @whorfianism4981
      @whorfianism4981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Geeks united Speaking as a fish, I agree. We need media representation!

  • @a_guy_in_orange7230
    @a_guy_in_orange7230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    so many things are hilarious in this episode but the most underrated one is the physical real life version of the looney tunes run past something then to a neck snapping 180 when Tom reads "at a drive through pie shop. *visible snap back to laptop screen* DRIVE THROUGH PIE SHOP?!?!?"

    • @fafnir242
      @fafnir242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yep! You can see the exact moment the synapse connects. I love it.

    • @MetaBloxer
      @MetaBloxer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      12:27

  • @TatooineWindAndFire
    @TatooineWindAndFire 10 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    As an Australian, I found this pissing hilarious, and Chris's accent spot on.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was fantastic

  • @ScornMuffins
    @ScornMuffins 9 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    I'm disappointed at the lack of a large fish in a bowler hat and bowtie waddling casually past with a stroller.

    • @hanged4703
      @hanged4703 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Games With Nic no

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "The huggy thing that smells of piss and has an STD" coming to mind before "koala" is peak Matt.

  • @harish1105
    @harish1105 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    It's honestly gratifying to know that I'm not the only weird nerd who binge watches all of Citation Needed and Two of These People Are Lying in order every few months.

    • @AnotherRazzle
      @AnotherRazzle ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep! Currently on my binge again

    • @cloverandanais
      @cloverandanais ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aye pal o/ 🌙

    • @FixTheWi-Fi
      @FixTheWi-Fi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello again

    • @bruhspenning
      @bruhspenning 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      But do you listen to the audio only Citation needed episodes? these are an integral part of the lore

    • @Hirosjimma
      @Hirosjimma 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bruhspenning wait what? Where?

  • @svnhddbst8968
    @svnhddbst8968 8 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    rewatching this; you can't really alienate australians with crude jokes, that's a major component of their culture.

    • @Valsorayu
      @Valsorayu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's the majority of our culture

    • @zappin6062
      @zappin6062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s like trying to put out fire with petrol

    • @Valsorayu
      @Valsorayu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@zappin6062 technically possible but requires a lot of creativity and non-conventional use?

    • @big924
      @big924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Valsorayu water explosion

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones ปีที่แล้ว

      Criminals dont have culture :)

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    *Slaps roof of Australia
    "You can fit so many big things in this bad boy."

    • @cassandra2860
      @cassandra2860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can fit 2% more in the middle 48 states.

    • @Gleon115
      @Gleon115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess the roof of Australia would be the summit of Kosciuszko

  • @mrpokemon1186
    @mrpokemon1186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    "Houses are people tanks"
    That takes on a whole meaning these days.

    • @johnnason7019
      @johnnason7019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I always laughed that submariners call the pressure hull the people tank.

  • @mitigatekeeps1371
    @mitigatekeeps1371 8 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    With a heavy heart, I must report that Larry the Lobster is in very poor condition and will be torn down if the owners can't pay tens of thousand of dollars for repair. May he rest in peace.

    • @datdabdoe1417
      @datdabdoe1417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" -Darth Vader revenge of the sith

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      F

    • @cawa7787
      @cawa7787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@thelastcube. IT'S BEEN SAVED!!

    • @avakining
      @avakining 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Olley oh good

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cawa7787 ripper!

  • @J.D.Stephens
    @J.D.Stephens 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I like to say that this podcast is one of my favorites of all time. I’ve watched every single episode twice and I’m on my third rewatch. I hope more people get to watch this in the future and that Tom actually brings this series back.

  • @pallasproserpina4118
    @pallasproserpina4118 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    takes almost three minutes to actually get into the episode. i love this show

  • @Chilukar
    @Chilukar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "The big huggy thing that smells of piss and has an STD" 😂😂😂
    I'll never fathom how it is easier for the human brain to remember that than the word koala!

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Neurodivergence does that to me all the time heh. Constantly just blank on a word but have a whole ass description of the word still

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Remember, this is the same person who calls carousels horse tornadoes.

    • @MishaNem
      @MishaNem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@unexpected2475 which is also a Midwest version of sharknado

  • @entenwood9024
    @entenwood9024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    I like how you say: "I've been Tom Scott" like you're going to change to someone else now.

    • @LazyTestudines
      @LazyTestudines 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The tech diff was born as a radio show.

    • @robbeandredstone7344
      @robbeandredstone7344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Really? That’s interesting. Can I have an
      Closer explanation.

    • @xavieratlantica1011
      @xavieratlantica1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Robbe and Redstone they met in student radio at uni. Watch the park bench videos.

    • @iriscandy6377
      @iriscandy6377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Henlo who are you today

    • @sohamsengupta6470
      @sohamsengupta6470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Interrobang Most common mistake ever in school speeches over here in India

  • @PElder78
    @PElder78 8 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    "It is not our fault you are convicts." ... actually, it kind of is. Who do you think was shipping them over?

    • @ryanmurray5973
      @ryanmurray5973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      British people before the Technical Difficulties came into being.

    • @AntigonePoss
      @AntigonePoss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I don't think Chris Joel, Matt Grey, Tom Scot, and Gary Brannon were alive back then...
      ... But if they WERE, and they WERE part of the criminal shippers brigade (or whatever it was called), it'd make a pretty great TV show.

    • @envythejelly6034
      @envythejelly6034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *Was it her majesty's law abiding citizens that were committing the crimes?*

    • @Chilukar
      @Chilukar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I blame the Americans for declaring independence and forcing us to find another penal colony.

    • @GryphLane
      @GryphLane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *smash cut to the TechDif team corralling the convicts on board*

  • @andrewwebb7238
    @andrewwebb7238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    As an Australian, I gotta say its nice to know our stereotypes hold up overseas. Your were pretty much on the money for most jokes, and really Aussies enjoy laughing at themselves as much as anyone else - no need to apologize.
    I'm a recent follower to the Technical difficulties after discovering Tom Scott for his "things you might not know" videos, and I have to say as much as I enjoy learning something from those videos, I quite like the random humour Citation Needed provides, and this episode is now my favourite. I actually had to go back and replay parts because I couldn't hear it over my laughter!

  • @CourtOfWinter
    @CourtOfWinter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I watch so much American stuff, I'm not used to people in TH-cam videos actually having heard of my country.
    Then again, you seem to have it confused with Switzerland.

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      As a vaguely celtic-y Scot, great username! It's not often I'd see a comment from another country that knows our folklore.
      I was also perplexed by that bit. Strudel and Schnitzel and Knödel and Schnapps! Come on lads! Oh, also Mozart, unless any Germans are reading this... Then it's Mozart *in a dirndl* just to annoy them. ;)

    • @CourtOfWinter
      @CourtOfWinter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@clockworkkirlia7475 Given my fondness of fairy types in general and the ralts line specifically, I have to say the same about yours.
      Sadly not all that many people knew much or anything at all about folklore when I visited Scotland*, though it got better the farther north I travelled. I had a very interesting conversation with a guy working in a museum in Kirkwall.
      * To be fair, that seems to be the case in most countries I have been to, and not all of them have a reason like "the church deliberately tried to get rid of it 200 years ago".

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CourtOfWinter Yay! Kirlia and that line are far and away my favourite pokemon, I do appreciate that.
      That's sadly not uncommon; there are sources if you know where to find them, but the tradition is kept better-alive up in the highlands, islands and in Ireland of course. Down on the lowlands we have too much iron... we didn't have to remember. ;) Some of us do enjoy it though!
      Whereabouts did you visit?

    • @elgoog-the-third
      @elgoog-the-third 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      With Switzerland AND with Germany. Cuckoo clocks are a German thing.

    • @CourtOfWinter
      @CourtOfWinter ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clockworkkirlia7475 Having visited Ireland as well now: Sadly didn't find many people versed in mythology there either.

  • @U014B
    @U014B 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I find it difficult to believe that any Australian would be remotely bothered by an 18-meter, 4-ton lobster.

    • @VaughanMcCue
      @VaughanMcCue 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you had one in your dunny, the missus would crack the shits.

  • @eliskarezlerova7424
    @eliskarezlerova7424 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I am still watching... I cannot be stopped... I will rewatch forever... That is my evil plan... Forever...

  • @lewistrundell
    @lewistrundell ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i've seen all of these videos so many times they're very relaxing to watch. in fact i have started to have them on as i go to sleep.

  • @epicsnail14
    @epicsnail14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    the wonderful thing about citation needed is i can rewatch it 10 times and its still funny

  • @brucebaker810
    @brucebaker810 8 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Discovered you at ep 4.01. Quite enjoying it. Zipped back here so I can follow the story arc, character development, nuance n shit.

    • @darko970
      @darko970 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Bruce Baker same

    • @redcoat4348
      @redcoat4348 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What development?

    • @MaterClaritas
      @MaterClaritas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jeffy Samuel yes

    • @mcp12300
      @mcp12300 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mate, you're looking too hard at this if you've found a story arc, at the same time, tell me about it, that sounds interesting. :P

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      MC_P_123 Jeffy Samuel​ No development. No arc. I was making a funny.

  • @rockrollinnolan8521
    @rockrollinnolan8521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Finally getting around to watching Citation needed so here goes! :D
    10:10 "The duck is an inherently funny animal" ... **flashbacks of Mad Cap'n Tom**

  • @motalux
    @motalux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Tom's drive-through pie shop double-take is so good

  • @wrywh
    @wrywh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Clearly a butler's alert sound would be the "Ahem." of a cleared throat.
    (Why has it taken me so long to find this, I can't remember the last time I laughed so much in 5 minutes)
    From Pete Brown's Three Sheets To The Wind: "beer drinking is so intrinsically tied to Australian culture that the way they deal with situations where sobriety is required is by drinking low alcohol beer."

  • @DarthPudden
    @DarthPudden 9 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    As an Aussie, I approve this segment, and all the tinnies it's keeping cool.

    • @MaraContrary
      @MaraContrary 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ***** I too am an Aussie, and my friend speaks exactly like Chris was. Should I be worried that he is a stereotype?

    • @DarthPudden
      @DarthPudden 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'd put him in a museum. The Ocker Lingo is becoming rare.

    • @MaraContrary
      @MaraContrary 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't know of many museums who would take him in.

  • @MattLaher
    @MattLaher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    as an Austrian, I am very much in favor of being associated with cuckoo clocks.. sure as hell beats everyone thinking we all live on mountaintops and communicate exclusively via jodeling

    • @MicroBlogganism
      @MicroBlogganism 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wait, you don't do that?

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Gary Oak Without musical talent to boot. :-)

    • @joejohnson8789
      @joejohnson8789 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought you just mass produce despots

    • @jeffgoldblunt
      @jeffgoldblunt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also beats the other Austrian stereotype

    • @ThePixel1983
      @ThePixel1983 ปีที่แล้ว

      How correct is the fondue cliché, though? Switzerland, sure, but Austria?

  • @3thanguy7
    @3thanguy7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    10 years of endless rewatches lets go everyone

  • @davimurph
    @davimurph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Chris's Australian accent is getting a lot of praise, but his kookaburra who went to drama school is brilliant too.

  • @fafnir242
    @fafnir242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The drive-thru pie shop bit is still one of my favorite moments in the series.

  • @desertrose5613
    @desertrose5613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Drinking game: Every time Gary says "Let's face it." If anyone else says it you have to down all the booze in an entire off-licence, but don't worry about that; they never do. Also, take a sip whenever any of them says "You're absolutely right." or hits themselves; two if it's Tom.

    • @rd-6137
      @rd-6137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      thanks guys now my liver has exploded

    • @goobersky
      @goobersky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also: any time there are binary points.

    • @EmmaLiza
      @EmmaLiza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Whenever Tom tells them an answer is “exactly the opposite”, and someone takes it far too literally

  • @Woodland_Adventures
    @Woodland_Adventures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tom: "Of a drive though pie shop." *brain starts to process the sentence* "Drive though pie shop?!?"

  • @lakie2042
    @lakie2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    A few years too late for this to get anywhere, but I'm not far from the Big Lobster. If we can organise a cardboard cutout of the TechDifs ill get some snaps of them at the Big Lobster.

  • @whiskedragon
    @whiskedragon ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Whenever I come back to binge watch this I am always in awe of the Lovecraftian nightmare that is the camera jig and arms set up. I know it works but its so jarring compared to where this show goes.

  • @ВикторФирсов-е9ф
    @ВикторФирсов-е9ф หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    9:15 Tom giving points for repeating what he has already said

  • @shotgun3628
    @shotgun3628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's taken my seventh rewatching of the series to get the "join the army" joke

  • @parkerr3244
    @parkerr3244 9 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Warning: 90% of the video is guys trying to stop laughing

    • @Sneaky_Snivy
      @Sneaky_Snivy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's just Citation needed

    • @datdabdoe1417
      @datdabdoe1417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You mean the Technical difficulties

    • @carpetsomething
      @carpetsomething 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ye that's really just tech diff

    • @paulpickett4522
      @paulpickett4522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm not sure they were trying very hard =)

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Never watched this show but I love all their other stuff so I'm gonna check it out now

  • @elifarmer3815
    @elifarmer3815 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I hope we get a 10-year anniversary edition of Citation Needed.

  • @ules5799
    @ules5799 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Happy 10 Years to my favorite show on youtube!

  • @paxardens3505
    @paxardens3505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Until last year, I lived in Texas my whole life. When on road trips between Houston and San Antonio or Austin, I'd sometimes stop in Schulenburg for kolaches (it's A Thing in central Texas). Until a few years ago, there was a place near one of the bakeries I sometimes went to called "Double Shot Liquor And Guns". And yes, it was a drive-thru.
    Sometimes my beloved home state actually does deserve the stereotypes. *sigh*

  • @PhattyMo
    @PhattyMo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LOBBO! I had to come back just to hear that part again. For some reason,It's been stuck in my head for days.

  • @MetaBloxer
    @MetaBloxer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    can you imagine the drive-through pie shop where you pull up to the second window and a banana creme pie flies out and hits you in the face?

  • @drakonua
    @drakonua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's been 8 years since this came out and it is still as fun as it was!

  • @PopeSalty1
    @PopeSalty1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I used to live in Louisiana, and I must say I was always a bit baffled by the logic behind the idea of the drive-through daiquiri establishment, in a place where drinking while driving was just as illegal as anywhere else. Not too baffled to prevent my ever patronizing said establishments, but baffled nonetheless. A similar concept I found much easier to get behind, however, was that of the daiquiri kiosk in the local shopping mall. Interestingly enough, it was the one time in my life I found myself more than happy to grant a girlfriend's request to tag along as she went shopping...
    "Oh, never mind me, love; take all the time you need . . . I'll just be over here by the, um, food court..."

    • @publiusii4246
      @publiusii4246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's only illegal if you get caught

  • @cctrollz5706
    @cctrollz5706 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Woops time for another citation needed marathon

  • @oxybrightdark8765
    @oxybrightdark8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    *slaps roof of Austria*
    This bad boy can fit so many Swiss stereotypes in it.

  • @Leo9ine
    @Leo9ine ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Returning to fall asleep to this series for the hundredth time? Me too friend, me too.

  • @losslessification
    @losslessification 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well this is what I came for, loved the audio version and this version is even better. So glad it hasn't been killed off and look forward to the future 1x02 and beyond!

  • @yannickmartens2041
    @yannickmartens2041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:30 "Austrian stereotypes"
    *Proceeds to list Swiss stereotypes

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yannick martens
      Alpine Germans

  • @M1ST3RFOX
    @M1ST3RFOX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Happy belated 10 year anniversary to Citation Needed

  • @kallei8496
    @kallei8496 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's so wierd for me to watch this 8 years laterat the end of 2022 and seeing Chris without his magnificent beard! I barely recognize him.

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I discovered this show after I started my new summer job, on the episode about The Swarm. I now spend many of my breaks rewatching these videos :)

  • @PeterKelley
    @PeterKelley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So many big things left out of this episode. The big rocking horse, the big Merino, the big trout and so many more.

  • @goodgoomba
    @goodgoomba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching this series at 2x speed is a whole other experience; would recommend if you've already watched/listened to the whole series like 4 times already.

  • @xavierhibbs4850
    @xavierhibbs4850 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The "in the correct damn order" in amazing an d i use it once a month just for mats and chriss' laugh
    Tom and gary are okay too i guess

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just for everyone’s information, there is a group of people who are trying to make a giant immortal lobster god to worship.
    Because lobsters are already immortal and grow forever, they just get too big to shed their shells properly and die. - by helping it shed, they allow it to continue to grow.

  • @Jedi-J2
    @Jedi-J2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    it's neat to listen to these on loop right now, since season 7 ends with an episode talking about chickens, then it's back here to the poultry and fish farm.

  • @vasko002
    @vasko002 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I barely knew what was happening from all of the jokes.

  • @pao_lumu
    @pao_lumu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've watched this probably 30 times.
    Christ, it never gets old.

  • @erilassila409
    @erilassila409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually used the Monkwearmouth Bridge as an answer in a quiz where we had to name things in different categories starting with the letter M, with a clock counting down time. Thanks for teaching me new things via this show

  • @Imurai
    @Imurai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Almost 8 years later and they haven't cxhanged a bit. Except, of course, Chris' magnificent beard!

  • @darqebri2887
    @darqebri2887 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    It's okay, as an Aussie I still love you. Our convict status just means we have inherited the knowledge of how to murder people and other various crimes.

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But not stealing ducks... :-)
      I guess that person just wanted a free trip out of Europe, and could not afford the America ticket.

  • @3thanguy7
    @3thanguy7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    adding my obligatory "starting a rewatch" comment. the last one i left was 3 months ago

  • @lycandusk7263
    @lycandusk7263 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i can probably finish all of the jokes made in these entire series

  • @webchimp
    @webchimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I shouldn't have started a re-watch so late, needing biscuits now.

  • @janhetjoch
    @janhetjoch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Time for my yearly rewatching of all episodes

  • @GrifKilla97
    @GrifKilla97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6 years late here, but the best part about the "One Slab Per Person" rule at Bathurst is that people were actually breaking into the campgrounds in the weeks leading up to the event and Burying beer so they could circumvent the rule and get sloshed for a cheaper price than paying for beers at the bar.

  • @randomguy1086
    @randomguy1086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am sad that this is over so i am rewatching all of these!

  • @AlKohaiMusic
    @AlKohaiMusic ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Round 10 of watching this over

  • @ixDanime123
    @ixDanime123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    What about the giant Australian mango that has been stolen multiple times?

    • @LachiBoii
      @LachiBoii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There is a strawberry farm around 15-20 minutes away that has a, probably, 3-4 metre tall strawberry, that got stolen once, that was cause for laughs and annoyance in the local area.

    • @nixtheclause9984
      @nixtheclause9984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _wot_

    • @obliviousotterI
      @obliviousotterI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nixtheclause9984 Most recently stolen by Nandos

  • @JackBBaltzer
    @JackBBaltzer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This was more fun than expected! well done.
    And speaking of water tanks and fish etc... someone please water the plant behind Tom...

    • @getpigtailed
      @getpigtailed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder if they ever did water it

  • @ArrangedNoiseFan
    @ArrangedNoiseFan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Gary’s duck theft anecdote is fully real - from the UK national archives site:
    “That your Petitioner was tried at the Sessions held at the Old Bailey, in July 1829 for having stolen three Ducks, the property of Thomas Bray for which offence your Petitioner received the judgement of the Court in being sentenced to Transportation for the term of seven years.”

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Classic Thomas

  • @NoodleCatPlays
    @NoodleCatPlays 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It’s taken me 4 watch throughs and many years to realize when they say “olleroo” they’re saying Uluru.

  • @noahnewell2131
    @noahnewell2131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My favorite part of this series is that Chris' beard just gets longer as it goes.

  • @CBG232x5
    @CBG232x5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yes it is 2022. Yes I am rewatching all of tech diff with hopes of new content this year. No, they are still hilarious.

    • @CBG232x5
      @CBG232x5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes it is the *end* of 2022 and I rewatching all of the tech diff because it is now one of my holiday traditions.

  • @aaron_r6611
    @aaron_r6611 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crazy to think this continued for another 8 seasons, I love this show I occasionally come back and watch every episode.

  • @yobespierre
    @yobespierre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "houses are people tanks" has a whole new meaning in 2020/2021, i must say. :P

  • @auzzierocks
    @auzzierocks 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    in case of cultural confusion, our meat pies here are the size of your pot pies, but instead of being served in a pot, its fully pastry. most commonly bought at petrol stations

  • @mobile_vic
    @mobile_vic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is the single most ridiculous, childish thing I have seen all year. Please keep it coming!! I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time!

  • @cristian-ionutapostol8018
    @cristian-ionutapostol8018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I still want to see that composite shot of fish outside the window.

  • @bismyth_7859
    @bismyth_7859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:25 fun fact! The call of the kookaburra is actually what they used for the spongebob dolphin sound effect!

  • @part2interactive547
    @part2interactive547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m American… this British humor is over my head. I love it.

  • @jarrahcook8124
    @jarrahcook8124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As an Australian, I have to say that the jokes range from surprisingly accurate to woefully inaccurate, but the majority are funny and accurate.

  • @josephthedafty
    @josephthedafty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Really glad Tech Dif are back, the addition of video is extremely welcome, keep them coming lads

  • @shinjisan2015
    @shinjisan2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Been to the Big Lobster.... Yep. It's big. Also the Big Pineapple, the Big Orange, the Big Ram, the Big Crayfish (not lobster, it's different)
    People started burying extra slabs of beer at their Bathurst campsites weeks before the race.... nah, we're not alcoholics. :)

  • @Jade_TheCat
    @Jade_TheCat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    10 years and still no fish outside walking past in a tie and a bowler hat :(

  • @trans_foxgirl
    @trans_foxgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As an Aussie, I had lots of fun watching this