Acoustic Kitty and Bat Bombs: Citation Needed 6x05

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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    If you're wondering why the introduction's shorter this week, so am I. Apparently I just forgot to read it and no-one noticed.

    • @anttrappin9715
      @anttrappin9715 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Tom Scott yes u right but its wired

    • @DanielStarbuck
      @DanielStarbuck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Tom Scott, the bonus material link in the description links to the last episodes bonus material, just thought you'd like to know.
      btw, is it bad that i knew everything covered on this episode already? if i was playing it would have been the shortest episode of citation needed ever because id have segqeyed to the connected topics anyway haha

    • @ode_ollie4800
      @ode_ollie4800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the right link is in the end of the video

    • @TomScottGo
      @TomScottGo  7 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Fixed, thank you!

    • @Jcdlf7
      @Jcdlf7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      can you be a player in one of these game?
      +Tom Scott

  • @chlojo
    @chlojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    Matt saying “espionage?” is in exactly the same tone as “panthers?”

    • @KalikiDoom
      @KalikiDoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      NICE!

    • @PQRDG
      @PQRDG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And now the lighthouse keeper’s cat became a tool of espionage, only to defect to join the Russians

    • @NotKyleChicago
      @NotKyleChicago 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Well, Will did steal Matt's powers before saying "panthers?", so it makes sense. 😉

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It might be also in a questioning tone, but the timbre is definitely VERY different, and I wouldn't call it exactly the same.

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I only say that because I literally just watched the panthers episode directly before this one so it's fresh lmao

  • @kayewh7274
    @kayewh7274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    Acoustic *_Panthers?_*

    • @MrKcspot
      @MrKcspot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Reilly Helber of course the only thing that was missing was him in the back ready to just say it

    • @andytroo
      @andytroo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      hrm, i appear to have read this comment with a specific accent not present in this video

    • @iLikeTheUDK
      @iLikeTheUDK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Reilly Helber I nearly choked omg

    • @ridrexw8069
      @ridrexw8069 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      20 men, 10 women, 1 panther all in 1 enclosed space with a bomb timed to go off in 30 days

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ridrexw8069 I think the panther would quickly be bludgeoned to death with a few casualties. After that the rest would just die of thirst.

  • @vale.antoni
    @vale.antoni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    The dogs associated the image of food with the general looks of the T-34 and - more importantly - with the sound and smell of the diesel engine powering them. The one massive problem was that Panzers ran on petrol. I would dare to assume that the only visual clue they remembered from the tanks is it's a big metal box. The sound and smell are more impactful, when it comes to triggering senses of dogs, and forming associations.

  • @salty4640
    @salty4640 7 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    You think they would try to train the cat BEFORE IMPLANTING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT IN IT.

    • @ryanmurray5973
      @ryanmurray5973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Like flags that say what the cat means, held on by recycled orange juice carton pieces?

    • @nicktheloser2974
      @nicktheloser2974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nah mate, this is America we're talking about.

    • @MySerpentine
      @MySerpentine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Good luck with training a cat to do much of anything.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicktheloser2974 The Intelligence / military branches at that.

    • @AlexanderNash
      @AlexanderNash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welcome to the baffling world of arrogance.

  • @ShubhamBhushanCC
    @ShubhamBhushanCC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Bats Insufficiently motivated. I imagined the great Alan Rickman saying that in way that only he could.

    • @enoughofyourkoicarp
      @enoughofyourkoicarp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh that would have made Die Hard ten times better.

    • @emdivine
      @emdivine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I was just about to reply "Somebody tweet him or something!", but then I remembered :(

    • @zJoriz
      @zJoriz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This works really well. Thanks.

    • @crystals-r2551
      @crystals-r2551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh wow. I can H E A R it.
      How do i italicize on mobile?

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anyone else read that in the same tone as "Turn to page 394"?

  • @topicvideosguy
    @topicvideosguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    What's weird is that Gary's idea of a cat holding up flags actually exists, sorta. People have successfully trained their pets to press buttons with recordings on them, so if they want food they press the "food" button and it will say "food", etc.
    Edit 4/19/23: I've just noticed the typo a year later. "so if want food"

  • @andreyrumming6842
    @andreyrumming6842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I absolutely love how long it takes Tom to realize what was said about parachuting in a cat 8:11

    • @VWatch07
      @VWatch07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That gap between what Gary said and Tom realizing it is simply lovely!

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      His final reaction is utterly priceless as well.

  • @AwesomeFish921
    @AwesomeFish921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    This was probably one of the funniest episodes yet, great stuff XD
    Incidentally, when Matt brought up the subject of bats evolving incendiary bombs and Tom's rebuttal of "That's not how evolution works", I was reminded of what are effectively termite suicide bombers. There's one species of termite which, upon their mound being attacked, run up to whatever's attacking them and explode, covering everything in extremely sticky goo!
    Dammit, Darwin.

    • @annacatton5929
      @annacatton5929 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "When this termite goes off, it's Mr Lindt all over again..."

    • @Leffrey
      @Leffrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Is the sticky goo flammable? In which case thermite termites

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Leffrey Miniaturized in a lab, so thermite termite nanites?

    • @AlexanderNash
      @AlexanderNash 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahh you see, a mound. A colony to protect, with hierarchal classes that include soldiers which could reasonably expected to sacrifice themselves for the good of the queen. Especially be cause only choicest males reproduce anyways.
      Please apologize to Darwin for your incomplete understanding of eusocial organisms.

    • @OlegDorbitt
      @OlegDorbitt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Didn't Chris say "Tell that to the bombardier beetle" right after?

  • @WafflePlaneRC
    @WafflePlaneRC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    "well spot was all over it by the end of it"
    oh
    oh no

    • @JoeBleasdaleReal
      @JoeBleasdaleReal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Low Elevation RC I grew up with Spot- you're not wrong

    • @q-tuber7034
      @q-tuber7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chris would have deserved biscuits for that one

  • @98kartik
    @98kartik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    'Elevated kitty' would surely be the codename for testing LSD on cats?

    • @gwest3644
      @gwest3644 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      No, that would be the infamous Project MEOWKULTRA

  • @EjvindGEMDark
    @EjvindGEMDark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Cats in space with antennas? I guess you'd call that a Catellite.

    • @kamioshla5563
      @kamioshla5563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Apparently Matt has another account

    • @intelligentshitpastinginc
      @intelligentshitpastinginc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would have to orbit around a planet to count as a satellite.

    • @ethanchou4906
      @ethanchou4906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Today. Is pun CATastrophe.

    • @dirm12
      @dirm12 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/8eXj97stbG8/w-d-xo.html

  • @MultiPwolf
    @MultiPwolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Just imagine a group of Russians engaging in secretive talks when suddenly a dead fish lands right next to them and in hobbles a little cat with a flashing red diode and a little antenna behind its ear.

  • @ericvilas
    @ericvilas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Why did the cat cross the border?
    To work for the other side.

  • @petrelli231
    @petrelli231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Can we get this weekly on the BBC, please?

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Rex Hernández it's pretty much infinite material, so I could happily watch it weekly

    • @jacob8565
      @jacob8565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think it is more Dave material

    • @AmedeeVanGasse
      @AmedeeVanGasse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Can we not? Because then I would have to do all kinds of stuff with a VPN to watch it on BBC Iplayer.
      Keep it on TH-cam where it is available for everyone on the planet.

    • @michael_gibbs
      @michael_gibbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AmedeeVanGasse Not North Korea.

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AmedeeVanGasse Why not both!? Why does it have to be an exclusivity contract with BBC?

  • @BreezedLightning
    @BreezedLightning 7 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Can you imagine what would happen if the Citation Needed crew (Tom, Chris, Gary, Matt, and Will, maybe another person) did a Dungeons & Dragons (or other tabletop RPG) campaign?
    (Then again, Tom would be pressed for time making something like that. Maybe Will could be the Game Master instead?)

    • @piccolomaniac
      @piccolomaniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I've always thought of Tom as the beleaguered DM whose players are constantly starting bar fights, seducing dragons, and trying to summon Outer Gods.

    • @LeoYoshi54321
      @LeoYoshi54321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Will as DM: You enter a room, full of *panthers* .
      I don't know where I was going with this

    • @btd5ninja64
      @btd5ninja64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@piccolomaniac hmmmm all of them sound llike will doing it though

    • @tiptapdrats8454
      @tiptapdrats8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Solution: Tom is the Wizard that holds the 1 Brain Cell of the Party

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LeoYoshi54321 I read that second line in his voice still

  • @JaxMerrick
    @JaxMerrick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    This whole episode keeps reminding me of the book Leviathan by Scott Westerfeld, which is essentially an alternate World War 1 but the Central powers use steampunk mechs and the Entente powers use modified organic beings. One of the fabricated animals were flechette bats: bats that have a more durable digestive tract that consume a feed that has large amounts of flechettes in it. Guided by certain colored lights, they fly over a target, and when a certain other color was shone, the bats "drop their payload" over said target.
    Yes, the bats get scared shitless and crap out tiny darts onto whatever they happen to be flying above.

    • @TheGameFilmGuruMan
      @TheGameFilmGuruMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There's another series, the Silverwing Trilogy by Kenneth Oppel which actually has the bats from this experiment planning to take over the world XD

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Heck yes, that was an awesome series. I loved the two-board six-legged dogs that the sailors would use to inspect the living dirigible for gas leaks.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lawrencecalablaster568 I found the various walking machines cooler, battleships on land is just such a cool aesthetic.

  • @pretendingpro
    @pretendingpro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Denial of Service Dog.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      No, that's what happens when you have too many people petting the same dog, so he just lays down for belly rubs instead of helping the blind person XD

    • @aiden5343
      @aiden5343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DDOSDog? DOSdog? DDog?

    • @verymuchgoodgaming132
      @verymuchgoodgaming132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Appl Tom I assume this is a reference to the DEFCON talk.

    • @pretendingpro
      @pretendingpro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it is.

    • @VoidSixx
      @VoidSixx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dog for Denial Of Service

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how much time it took for Tom to process "parachuted in".

  • @Asocial-Canine
    @Asocial-Canine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    i'm just realising now, Gary's cat sign idea is exactly what some folks do with buttons that say things. And they don't even need nails!

  • @acarrot9868
    @acarrot9868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Brannan was right, the RAF once para-dropped cats in Borneo to solve an outbreak of the plague.

  • @Zelmel
    @Zelmel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This episode makes me miss this format, even though I know the guys were tired of it.

  • @funnymoss-man
    @funnymoss-man ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Fun fact about the bat bomb: it was meant to be used against Japan, where quite a few of the buildings at the time were traditional buildings made mostly out of flammable materials like wood and paper. The idea was that the bats would roost in the attics of the houses, and after a few hours the timers attached to the incendiary devices would go off, (hopefully) resulting in the city going up in flames.

  • @adamweishaupt3733
    @adamweishaupt3733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm disappointed no one knew about or thought to mention St. Olga of Kiev in relation to the incendiary bats. St. Olga supposedly demanded a rebellious village give her 3 birds from each house, attached burning sulfur to their legs, and released them, at which point they flew home and burned down the entire village.

    • @nolategame6367
      @nolategame6367 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you sure that's a *saint*

    • @mk_rexx
      @mk_rexx ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nolategame6367 Yes, same time period as St. Jerry the Goatfucker
      (Sam O'nella reference from a video of the same topic)

    • @peterknutsen3070
      @peterknutsen3070 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nolategame6367Yes.

  • @lavandereisly4194
    @lavandereisly4194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    In defense of Gary, there's cats that have been trained to use buttons that say various words to communicate.

    • @peterfireflylund
      @peterfireflylund ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, they just hit them at random.

    • @elisam.r.9960
      @elisam.r.9960 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peterfireflylund Dunno. BilliSpeaks has a lot of clips where the cat has a plan for pressing the buttons.

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@peterfireflylund They do not. It's very clearly intentional if you look at them more than 30 seconds before replying.

    • @peterfireflylund
      @peterfireflylund 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mirjanbouma do you also believe in God and Santa?

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@peterfireflylund no, im not you.

  • @fisch37
    @fisch37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Somehow I feel Gary Brannan being called "everyone's favourite Gary Brannan" is one of those phrases that theoretically are compliments but in practice really isn't...

    • @Nazuiko
      @Nazuiko ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tbf hes possibly my favorite Gary

    • @Enchet0
      @Enchet0 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well I think that it probably is true, how many famous popular Gary brannans can exist?

  • @marianoxerez
    @marianoxerez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    18:15 In chilean spanish we call a car jack "gato" or "gata" which also translates as the animal "cat".

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mariano Xerez is that just a coincidence, or so you actually call it a car cat?

    • @crystals-r2551
      @crystals-r2551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mexican spanish does this as well

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard หลายเดือนก่อน

      Funnily, in Portuguese, we call it a monkey.

  • @Qhran
    @Qhran 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The moment when you know exactly what Tom has found and explain it in perfect detail and just wait for that "Mystery Biscuit" to be played, and then you get disappointed when you realise "Oh yeah... not on the show"...

  • @metropod
    @metropod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Also, should anyone be wondering, the idea of the bat bomb (so hard not to type "Batman and Robin" there) was the bats would be asleep on a series of racks in a bomb casing. each bat would have their incendiary device attached to them. the plane would drop the payload, the casing would fall away, the racks would open, activating a timer on the incendiary and the bats would fly off to find somewhere to roost. the general idea was to use this against the Japanese home islands due to the fact that the vast majority of buildings were then still wooden.

    • @entropiCCycles
      @entropiCCycles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I also remember hearing that they had to put the bats in a freezer to induce hibernation in order to load the bats into those racks. And that most of the bats used in test drops did not exit hibernation and just hit the ground below.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@entropiCCycles "Bats insufficiently motivated...try a higher temperature."
      But yeah, bats are better than just dropping a swarm of tiny incendiary bombs because they get into places without getting noticed. Whether or not this counters the practical and ethical issues around using the bats is debatable, but there's method to their madness.

    • @smeggerknee2448
      @smeggerknee2448 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      whereas ....the easiest lowtech solution....explosive on a timer .... attached to a "weather balloon"....released into the slipstream....
      although this could not be properly aimed....the yanks couldn't fly high enough during WW2 to shoot them down before they could get above mainland usa.

    • @jeremysmith7176
      @jeremysmith7176 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smeggerknee2448 However the Brits used balloons much more successfully

  • @peterweatherley7669
    @peterweatherley7669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    10:03 Chris never fails to spot Matt’s puns miles before the other two ;)

  • @dliessmgg
    @dliessmgg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    One of the few episodes where I knew more than half of the things in advance. Don't know what that says about me.

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Me too. And all my sources were some TV documentaries and a WWII Horrible Histories book by Terry Deary.

    • @peterknutsen3070
      @peterknutsen3070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I knew about the dogs from Harry Turtledove, the bats from somewhere (likely QI), and the pigeon thing from a 1960s Danish spy movie.

    • @2dividedby3equals666
      @2dividedby3equals666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mythbusters had an episode with a segment on the pigeon bomb.

  • @mtty1988
    @mtty1988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Park bench all it recorded was 2 blogging men rambling about nothing

  • @pitbox6497
    @pitbox6497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm in love with this series. It's half past midnight, I've got to get up at half six, and I don't care because I've got a new episode of Citation Needed to watch.

  • @DataCab1e
    @DataCab1e 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I think the Today I Found Out channel is watching Citation Needed for topics. Last week they did "The Trials and Tribulations of 1904 Olympic Marathon Runners," and today it's "Pigeon Guided Missiles and Literal Bat Bombs."

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And on this morning's episode, the *Bonus Fact* is about the Acoustic Kitty.

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Knowing who largely writes those, I’m unsurprised.

    • @peterknutsen3070
      @peterknutsen3070 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CraftQueenJrWho does write them? I'd be surprised if it's Simon himself.

  • @jamesl8640
    @jamesl8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    After what matt whispers at about 7:00 I really hope no one has ever asked him to look after their cat while they go on holiday

  • @patricia5617
    @patricia5617 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i really like the joke about the jack elevating the kitty because that kind of jack in spain is called "gato" (cat)

  • @Flatrocker512
    @Flatrocker512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Chris saying, "distractionate" was probably an accidental nod to the old Technical Difficulties TV show. There was a "distractionator" during The Battle of the Beer.

  • @ThomasWinget
    @ThomasWinget 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Some time you should start releasing these uncut and unlisted, linked to in the description like the bonus material. I think many of us would like that.

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      a lot of the content there might be potentially libellous, i think

  • @TheMattman1313
    @TheMattman1313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    You sure Matt didn't win a Mitsubishi Sushi?

  • @madmanwithaplan1826
    @madmanwithaplan1826 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Weirdly gary had a working prototype for pet talk buttons there.

  • @peterstratton4616
    @peterstratton4616 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I actually knew about this, and I don't know how

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peter Stratton same

    • @兆軒關
      @兆軒關 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GMM?

    • @Cross31415
      @Cross31415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      QI. That's where you knew it from.

    • @retroskater111
      @retroskater111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm trying to think whether or not it was on an episode of QI

    • @LiruJenkins
      @LiruJenkins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was mentioned in QI I believe.

  • @vtario5
    @vtario5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "And on that bombshell, I'm afraid it's time to end."
    I didn't realise this was a car show.

  • @RainbowFishSaysHello
    @RainbowFishSaysHello 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This all seemed very familiar. I think acoustic kitty and the bat bombs were both mentioned in QI once. The fact that it took me a while to figure out if I was remembering your show, or a govenment funded comedy show with professional comedians as guests, says something pretty good about what you're doing! Thanks for another episode of entertainment, I look forward to seeing it on the BBC!
    P.S. yay! Matt's back! We missed yoouu!

  • @Kraigon42
    @Kraigon42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This has got to be one of the best episodes yet. All of you were on fire for this one.
    ...oh my god I didn't intend for that, but I'm keeping it.

  • @papapepepenultimo
    @papapepepenultimo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    So, this is like the poor-man's QI? Bloody love it!
    Also, Dinosaur Comics talked about this years ago.
    Also, in addition to also, Russians got better tuner.

  • @andymcl92
    @andymcl92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    So nobody thought to call it Project Pigeon Dropping then?

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      PPD was already a submachine gun in SSSR.

  • @ConsciousAtoms
    @ConsciousAtoms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    It says 301 views for me. Oh the good old days of TH-cam! :)

  • @shivtekoriginal
    @shivtekoriginal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Espionage? Panthers?

  • @christalbot8846
    @christalbot8846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been looking forward to this all week

  • @maggigefasl6620
    @maggigefasl6620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Definitely one of your best episodes so far!
    I can't remember the last time i've laughed so hard about something

  • @royalninja2823
    @royalninja2823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Someone actually did that cat talking thing, but with a dog. Genuinely trained it to press buttons that say words. Said them in certain orders to convey more complex ideas.

  • @kevinbarker2082
    @kevinbarker2082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Citation Needed needs to have more episodes per season!

  • @codefreak8
    @codefreak8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just read an article about "explosive rats" that linked to many of the articles mentioned here (the Anti-Tank Dog and Bat Bombs), and the details would definitely have been appreciated by the panel here I think. Dead rats had plastic explosives shoved in them. They were intended to be planted in German boiler rooms with the hope that the dead rats would be tossed in the boiler to be disposed of, at which point they would explode and sabotage the boiler. The rats were intercepted by the Germans before being planted, however the presumed use of resources by the Germans to seek and intercept any other would-be booby traps led to the operation being considered successful.

    • @codefreak8
      @codefreak8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Anti-Tank dog story also seems to have more details that I think they would appreciate. It seems like many dogs were scared of moving, shooting tanks (they were mainly trained on stationary tanks). Even ones that were eventually able to be trained to run towards any given enemy tank would rather run away, often exploding in Soviet trenches because that's where they would retreat to. Many controllers refused to continue with new dogs after they were forced to shoot their animals to keep them from running towards them and exploding.

  • @JimFortune
    @JimFortune 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Parachuting the cat. That's ridiculous. Parachuting arsonist bats not so much.

  • @inthegrass11
    @inthegrass11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    iconic moments in techdiff history

  • @metropod
    @metropod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    less than four minutes in and I can't continue. I need a break to calm down.

    • @kiro9291
      @kiro9291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      same, I had to pause and howl in laughter for 10 minutes straight

    • @rawovunlapin8201
      @rawovunlapin8201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      metropod I laughed straight through it

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Panther?

    • @crassenti
      @crassenti 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know right? I'm only at 3:07 and I'm nearly wetting myself and biting my lip to keep from laughing so loud I disturb my coworkers :) I love this show

    • @THB192
      @THB192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      metropod that's how you can tell it'll be a good episode.

  • @coenisgreat
    @coenisgreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Technically the idea with the bat bombs (or at least, one other part of it) was that when dropped around or on the mostly-wooden Japanese cities, they would roost during the day in the roof beams and other dark hidden areas of the houses, so that the timed explosives strapped to them (which was filled with napalm) would easily set light to them in a manner far more precise and widespread than that of traditionally firebombing the town in question, because it would ignore firebreaks.
    The idea was proven to be successful and was ready for battlefield usage, but the creation and successful deployment of the atomic bomb made that entire idea moot, (also an incident burned the entire test range down), at which point it was simply cancelled.

  • @chloezaffran3552
    @chloezaffran3552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh my lord, I'm not 5 minutes in and I'm already crying from laughter!
    Garry losing his sh*t over cat flags is absolutely hilarious XD

  • @MrDelirium9
    @MrDelirium9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this had me in stitches the whole way through

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "The anti-tank dog" "Was it a dog that really really didn't like tanks?" Moments I had to pause so I could finish laughing.

  • @crispoman
    @crispoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They were unable to parachute the cat in, as they had a fe-line rather than a static line.

  • @maxresdefault_
    @maxresdefault_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Look at the window behind Tom, so trippy...

    • @ashcoates3168
      @ashcoates3168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic Username the black dot optical illusion affected me too

  • @hotscottrulz
    @hotscottrulz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This remains my absolute favourite episode of Citation Needed so far! Amazing for such dark concepts...

  • @MazeFrame
    @MazeFrame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Had to pause on several occasions. Great episode!

  • @ShubhamBhushanCC
    @ShubhamBhushanCC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is my favorite show on the internet hands down

  • @ShiftySqvirrel
    @ShiftySqvirrel ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cats with antennae launched into space, catellites.

  • @JouvaMoufette
    @JouvaMoufette 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow, Matt just KILLED it with this one!

  • @ekjswim
    @ekjswim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When Chris says "Bats insufficiently motivated" I always see it like Kenneth Branagh writing bout the monster being dead in Frankenstein.

  • @Bacoprah
    @Bacoprah 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really enjoy these with the added excitement of an audience!

  • @ltaproductions7989
    @ltaproductions7989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Let us take a moment in silent reflection, Will seaward will be missed.

  • @nickthephoenix8494
    @nickthephoenix8494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'On that bombshell' CLARKSON

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the most gruesome, and yet most surreal, episodes I've watched so far!

  • @christalmeph
    @christalmeph ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Spot on. Well, Spot was all over it"

  • @TintagelEmrys
    @TintagelEmrys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always am amused by the different languages each episode is subbed in.

  • @cryo3600
    @cryo3600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mystery biscuits:
    You win the mold on a popular TH-camr’s cd.
    It’s Tom Scott’s ROM rot

  • @LuxiBelle
    @LuxiBelle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seargant Reckless leading a crack team of military animals, including Acoustic Kitty, Bomb Bat, Bomb Carrier Pigeon and Tank Dog.

  • @Col_Crunch
    @Col_Crunch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    On topic: The US Army actually spent money on researching bomb sniffing elephants... fairly recently.

  • @rileysteidel7084
    @rileysteidel7084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have nearly choked five times while watching this and eating. Not only that, they come out just long enough apart for me to not realise I shouldn't eat while watching them.

  • @dbseamz
    @dbseamz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The mental image of a cat with a reel-to-reel device looked really familiar to me...I think there was a bit in the Pokemon anime where Meowth is setting up some kind of listening device.

  • @alexwalton9490
    @alexwalton9490 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The window behind Tom in this whole series has the disappearing black dot optical illusion thing

  • @TheChemistryTutor
    @TheChemistryTutor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the only one, that wakes me up and I start laughing about Gary's cat signs

  • @DeltaChairlines
    @DeltaChairlines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gary trying to explain the cat flag idea is me trying to explain anything ever.

  • @GreatDinn
    @GreatDinn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:05 I have to say, getting a cat to do the research goes a long way to explaining the $20 million. Tuition is expensive enough for people, let alone a cat scientist.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet the cat went to Purrdue Uni.

  • @sudoscoobs1373
    @sudoscoobs1373 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think this is my favorite episode of CN. And thats really saying something with how good they are.

  • @9291sam
    @9291sam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is pure amazing

  • @nullFoo
    @nullFoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually read a book once based on the bat bomb thing, from the point of view of one of the bats

  • @JudithOpdebeeck
    @JudithOpdebeeck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it wandered up to the park bench, but all it heard was two british blokes talking about a pirate captain called Tom...

  • @CateMastro
    @CateMastro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember that Monty Phiton segment! It was like "the mouse orchestra" and it wasn't too long but it was hilarious! God now I feel British

  • @SantiagoBiali
    @SantiagoBiali 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to see this as a podcast!

  • @jorgeaguilar9166
    @jorgeaguilar9166 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I take the prize as a sort of final jeopardy. This is such a great show, you guys are talented internetainers.

  • @kendrickfisher949
    @kendrickfisher949 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anyone else intrigued by the Hermann grid illusion caused by the window panes behind tom?

  • @Psychlopic
    @Psychlopic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I really expected the last prize to be a Mit-sushi-shi Out-flounder

    • @matthewharris-levesque5809
      @matthewharris-levesque5809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mitsou-sushi Out-Flounder would be more adept a choice;
      Marilyn Monroe's cat was named Mitsou. And it sounds better. But Kudos on the "out-flounder". I like that.

  • @Ebolson1019
    @Ebolson1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    for the dogs the problem was the germans used gas and the soviets used diesel, so the dogs associated diesel with tank.

  • @tekvax01
    @tekvax01 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVED the kitty bank jab!!! *LOVED!!!

  • @flensborg82
    @flensborg82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gary's "worst and best idea" in the beginning made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video.

  • @joshuahadams
    @joshuahadams 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a bit surprised that there was no mention of Tom's remote controlled horse.

  • @iLikeTheUDK
    @iLikeTheUDK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As much as I'm glad to see Matt back, I kind of miss Will.

  • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
    @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm just proud I knew about the anti-tank dogs from horrible histories.

  • @Alex-my6me
    @Alex-my6me 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've not watched this yet, but I literally just finished watching an old QI episode where Sandi Toksvig mentions Acoustic Kitty...
    Frequency illusion without the illusion.

  • @AnimeSunglasses
    @AnimeSunglasses 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those opening seconds are the most impenetrably Northern I can recall hearing Chris Joel's voice...