Becoming The New Reaper [M4A][Grim Reaper ASMR][Becoming Grim Reaper][I'm Retiring]

It's been over a hundred years, and I'm ready to retire. it's your job now...if head office can get their shipping department in order...
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Twitter: / nomadstales

[@AkimisAudioCabinet]

Him: *makes an entrance*
Me: *grabs popcorn*
Him: *in intimidating voice* you are going to be the next grim reaper
Me: *spits out popcorn* I what-
Him: *in normal voice* why r u looking at me like that
Me: um I never got a heads up
Him: u didn't get a package
Me: what package
Him: ya know the black box gold lettering
Me: oh yeah I got that
Him: you did?
Me: no
Here's your daily reminder that you are enough you are loved and you are valid have a great day or night or evening
Don't forget to take care of yourself you beautiful person

[@emmaparkinson3503]

Glorified bus drive why was that so funny to me 😂

[@syd1299]

Nomad: -starts going on a rant about how something always goes wrong-
Me: "....you wanna come in for a drink??"😂

[@chantecher1296]

Him :"And once you put on the robe..... "
Me : "Yeah no thanks if your sick of the job I don't think Ill survive " 😇💕

[@lina9535]

Him: Of course there's a dog heaven. And cat heaven if that's more your style.
Me: I CAN SEE MY BABIES AGAIN?!!! GIMME THAT ROBE RIGHT NOW!!!
Whispers: Is there guinea pig heaven? I'd love to meet the pignation again, I miss em 🤭

[@cosmicfoxstudios9140]

"Hey look! Now your a reaper!"
*runs off into the night*

[@Miri28b]

Great story, awesome sense of humour!
And thank you for sending my cat straight to heaven, four years ago ♥️

[@chaoschild0317]

He sold me on the Library and Dog heaven. I lost my dog over a year ago, you think I won't reap souls just to read books (1st Edition too??) and to play with my dog? Gimme the robes and the scythe.

[@SleepyKitten626]

Had a smile on my face the entire time, great video! 11/10

[@Athene.]

I liked this so much! I hope they get to hang out again.

[@JustRed_221]

12:50 Stop right there! I'm in! Dog and Cat heaven!? UHM! Yes please!

[@herogamer86]

That was amazing! A very unique video! Nicely done my dear storyteller!

[@AkimisAudioCabinet]

HERO hi

[@herogamer86]

@@AkimisAudioCabinet hello weeb r!

[@springranch1384]

You got my sub with dog heaven! 😄😘🐕🐶

[@onemorekittenplease7805]

The Burrito
My gosh, i think I'm dead now,
R.I.P
Cause of death, a burrito

[@mantisshrimp3711]

I would not mind this job

[@sashaweston8142]

Dude you had me sold at play with dogs and books. I was taking your robe and giving you my house in 3 seconds. Adios!

[@Sky_The_Daily_Dreamer]

Cat heaven! Cat heaven! Cat heaven! :0 :0 :0

[@astrallis7873]

I hope there is a part 2 to this cause I want to know if the reaper who is visiting me has been in the revolutionary war and personally I wouldn’t prefer to be a reaper I would prefer to be a horseman weather that be a headless horseman or a dullahan it makes no difference

[@annamampouya3182]

The fact the guy just roast this generation is epic also the fact that guy overdoes his job I just want to give him a cup of coffee and get him inside the house to hug him he deceive it.

[@1Katakana]

:)

[@mariamaburaad9304]

:')

[@theinsaneyinn7822]

So when he retire do he past or does he just hang around 🤔 that been in my head now

[@Clxoned]

can I get a raise

[@Unknown-uz1dz]

this is real becoming Grim Reaper or just idk thing?

[@amberrr_misss]

You look confused 😆😆

[@robbieoxendine2955]

Not what I was expecting, but pleasantly surprised. This was so funny! Thank you I needed to laugh.