Cyberpunk Mall Ninja $103 Tacticool Special: Honshu Sub-Hilt Wakizashi Drunken Review

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @Nachtmar3
    @Nachtmar3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    So glad Skallagrim introduced me to this channel

  • @TheComedian1911
    @TheComedian1911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    More drunken reviews please…hilarious!

    • @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
      @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you haven't seen them he has a bunch of drunken reviews from years ago. I think he may have them all in a playlist on his channel.

  • @bings_tings
    @bings_tings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Given it’s incredible close combat features and it’s ability to become a ranged weapon via it’s quick release tactical pommel and ballistic blade tip, I will do no less then order one immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @erichusayn
    @erichusayn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hahahahahaahahahahaha. This really brings me back. Glad the drunken reviews are back.

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't know how many I will do but this one felt right.

    • @erichusayn
      @erichusayn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Matthew_Jensen for sure. Good instinct.

    • @darthvaper6745
      @darthvaper6745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Matthew_Jensen we begs.....Wants more...these are so funny

  • @d_jedi1
    @d_jedi1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ohhhhhh, how I have missed the drunken reviews.
    Well done!

  • @NamazuRyuSaiken
    @NamazuRyuSaiken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahaa i feel attacked for making a video on using the honshu "traditionally" 🤣. This review is awesome! More drunk review please !

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well there with you and I out of the count there should be eight more at least.

    • @NamazuRyuSaiken
      @NamazuRyuSaiken 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Matthew_Jensen hahaha 😆😆

  • @angelosilva342
    @angelosilva342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Mortal Kombat style announcements/remarks are the cherry on top! Do more of that!

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Finish Him!

    • @angelosilva342
      @angelosilva342 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Matthew_Jensen You have to try and use that on the next drunk review. You just gotta!

  • @darthvaper6745
    @darthvaper6745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg so been waiting for this for ages ..did not disappoint 😂😸😂

  • @vidalete2001
    @vidalete2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Then again, who likes the feel of a rubber"
    🤣

  • @stephaniemusick171
    @stephaniemusick171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Matthew, many thanks for your laryngeal gymnastics to provide us with this drunken review of this mall ninja swordness.

  • @oroborobub710
    @oroborobub710 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    holyshit my ribs hurt from this sword review! MOAR!!! this made my day, thank you sir!

  • @chrismichellijr9217
    @chrismichellijr9217 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is informative and knee-slappingly hilarious at the same time.
    Kudos, man!! 🤣🤓

  • @aaronmatheson9730
    @aaronmatheson9730 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brother, you really do a great job at these!! I get you probably have to be in the zone to do it but I enjoy these very much lol!

  • @wyattbussard9558
    @wyattbussard9558 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best 👏🏼 review 👏🏼 I laughed more than I should’ve! Informative and funny.

  • @rugerjones78
    @rugerjones78 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yet another absolute banger of a video!!

  • @Jaedeok82
    @Jaedeok82 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol, when I saw BudK I already knew. Thanks for doing it justice.

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was hopeful when I got it. I have seen mostly positive things about the Honshu stuff, I thought it might turn out well. Same it turned out the way it did, it has a lot of potential for a budget item.

  • @tunguskalumberjack9987
    @tunguskalumberjack9987 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was fucking hilarious- thanks so much, I really needed a good laugh today, and you were the first one to deliver. Right on!

  • @jeffreykoski2746
    @jeffreykoski2746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved this review! Laughed my a$$ off from the beginning until the end! Thank you! :)

  • @WhatIfBrigade
    @WhatIfBrigade 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The is one of the best 5 minute sword reviews I've ever seen.

  • @alexharris-ui4ss
    @alexharris-ui4ss ปีที่แล้ว

    I love all of your videos but this one is so fun! More please🦊💚

  • @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
    @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A Matt Jensen Drunken review?!? Wow it's been a while! Not 5hat I'm saying Matt should get drunk more but the humor of his drunk reviews slays me! 😂🤣😂
    Anathar may have put him up to it having seen the Honshu as a rival...but we may never know the truth 😂

  • @ThePickledPirate
    @ThePickledPirate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Arrrrr how I've missed the drunken reviews!!!!! 🤣🙏🙏🙏 Absolute legend!! 😂👏👏👏👏

  • @MichaelMassie
    @MichaelMassie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Informative and entertaining. 8/10 would not buy that sword before watching this review. 11/10 would not buy it after. Well done.

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sounds like you kinda want to buy it though..

  • @SpringheelMac
    @SpringheelMac 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Sunday. SUNDAY. SUNDAY!!!". Totally brought me back to the 90's surfing cable at 3AM switching between crap infomercials ala QVC and two dueling Michael Caine /.Brian Dennehy movies on the USA network and Cinemax. Only thing missing was the 40oz of Bad Frog Malt Liquor and an overflowing chili cheese nachos from 7-11.

  • @CountOrlok22
    @CountOrlok22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Drunken Reviews return. You have not lost your sense of humour, sir. Just a shit ton of pommels.

  • @KF1
    @KF1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Haha great video! "S* the bed at both ends" lol brutal visual

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think I had a mental picture until now.

  • @jaysblades
    @jaysblades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now *THIS* is a gatdang sword review!

  • @triblade1669
    @triblade1669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad Skal introduced me to your channel.

  • @UnderestimatedA1
    @UnderestimatedA1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok I rarely laugh that hard at yout vids but I laughed hard at this one. Great job!

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad you enjoyed it!

    • @UnderestimatedA1
      @UnderestimatedA1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Matthew_Jensen dude deal breakingly shity is my new favorite thing to say.

  • @Rob_Fordd
    @Rob_Fordd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best video I've seen all week!

  • @suumcuique6454
    @suumcuique6454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you Matthew for your very entertaining sword review! It was so well done that I feel the urge to buy this garbage stick of doom 🤣.

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope you enjoy and get a better one that I did.

  • @johnhaaff5930
    @johnhaaff5930 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The voiceover commentary was amazing 😂

  • @pauly51
    @pauly51 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great voice effects job on this one. Not a full tang. Looks sweet

  • @ShagShaggio
    @ShagShaggio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hah, I love these drunken reviews.
    Cheers! 💚

  • @TulsinDerbeck
    @TulsinDerbeck 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm imagining jonathan loughran telling me about this sword and it just makes it so much better

  • @azizcook1651
    @azizcook1651 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    All it needs is a Kyle sheath that's Molle comaptibale and I'm a happy camper.

  • @UnsheathedSwordReviews
    @UnsheathedSwordReviews 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes! I love the drunk reviews!

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They don't love me.. This is the first one that is turning around a bit. Most of the time they don't do well but this one is overtaking the long version. Which is rare for my channel.

  • @beepboop204
    @beepboop204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i feel like maybe the "hollow promises" were an issue?

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe I went a little too deep on that one. I looked at some of their ad copy and while it is not too embellished it still has some stuff that did not quite measure up.

    • @beepboop204
      @beepboop204 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Matthew_Jensen i mean the proof is in the pudding, and you pudding them through the paces

  • @shawnclifford362
    @shawnclifford362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good morning Matt. Yeah, bought a Honshu boshin sword, waste of money. Broke on a old piece of quarter inch plywood. Wasn't a heavy hit, downward strike. No honshu for me. Great video. Cheers ☘️

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bummer

    • @shawnclifford362
      @shawnclifford362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Matthew_Jensen live and learn. Exactly why I watch your videos. Your knowledge is valuable to me. Cheers Matt. ☘️

  • @imperfectlump6070
    @imperfectlump6070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funniest sword review I have seen. Keep it up.

  • @not-a-raccoon
    @not-a-raccoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok, but.. how does it hold up against Anathar?

    • @bings_tings
      @bings_tings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      None can stand against Anathar The Sword Of Power!!!!!!! Not even Anathar can stand against Anathar The Sword Of Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anathar..

  • @robinthrush9672
    @robinthrush9672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did you have so few subs with this kind of funny and fast content?!

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because he spent no time on advertising it and Sword reviews aren’t a thing you discover.

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just lucky I guess.

  • @vladimirkovacevic1656
    @vladimirkovacevic1656 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love Drunken Review,cool wakizashi

  • @bananaoligarchy8754
    @bananaoligarchy8754 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a combination that almost no one other than me is likely to care about but did anybody else recognize the music as the intro theme for The Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk series?

  • @aurorafauna4195
    @aurorafauna4195 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Then again, who likes the feel of a rubber?"

  • @vyr01
    @vyr01 ปีที่แล้ว

    YAY Drunk reviews back again

  • @747GhostDogg
    @747GhostDogg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Priceless

  • @dwarvengamesmith9726
    @dwarvengamesmith9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pommel popping off is a quick release "feature" so when fighting an opponent you may "end him rightly"

  • @LangstonDev
    @LangstonDev 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video makes you FEEL like a drunk reviewer

  • @naruomi9477
    @naruomi9477 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic shoe string sageo

  • @CSGraves
    @CSGraves 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When the bulk of videos on a blade are from vendors rather than reviewers, that's red flag #1.
    DEALBREAKINGLY SHITTY!
    You've earned that lozenge.

  • @Ufo7477
    @Ufo7477 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude something is wrong with you but that's ok because it's funny af xD
    No for real nice video. I always like to see products being abused far beyond actual use, so you can evaluate if it will fail during regular use. And seriously what is the todays use for a wakizashi?
    Beside if i remember correctly katanas were made against unarmored enemies so this is probably the only honshu product where slashing waterbottles would have been enough.

  • @wanderingstranger8944
    @wanderingstranger8944 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shout from skalls channel.

  • @sihilius
    @sihilius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just the perfect sword for a drunken Review.

  • @sawyerbrandt6710
    @sawyerbrandt6710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More like this i love it

  • @davidelliott8324
    @davidelliott8324 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the 80's aggressive commercial style of this review! Try it again on the next "SHITTILY" made blade lol

  • @dlmiller7873
    @dlmiller7873 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for this. I'll save my $103 for a few eggs.

  • @tengu190
    @tengu190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When will you start using the Weapons Dynamics software again?

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Katana make it hard to do but I put it on most of the euro blades. Also I skip it if the blade is too stiff. Makes it hard to find nodes.

    • @tengu190
      @tengu190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Matthew_Jensen More Budk in the future?

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This was the first piece they sent me. We will see if they have a good sense of humor about it.

  • @channingb2577
    @channingb2577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesomeness.

  • @GGolden219
    @GGolden219 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Grippy good very yes" and "Shittely - word of the day" 🤣😂

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you used it yet?

    • @GGolden219
      @GGolden219 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Matthew_Jensen Yes, "shittely" has been added to my vocabulary.

  • @hunterwolfe6295
    @hunterwolfe6295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes

  • @panoctic
    @panoctic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    question honshu is affiliated with musashi ? swear i saw a katana with similar shape lol

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did review one similar but I am not sure.

  • @JamesTheAxeThrower
    @JamesTheAxeThrower 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I should do a drunk version of my videos where I miss the target every time 😂

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      James the drunken knife chucker? What could go wrong?

  • @SoysauceForRob
    @SoysauceForRob 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good hilt, terrible blade. I retract my old comment.
    Thank you for the review. It was very informative.

  • @MaddMango
    @MaddMango 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Epic!

  • @godzilla5599
    @godzilla5599 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The lower cost Honshu stuff is questionable however the higher priced swords seem reasonable,Shadversity liked the broadsword,the pommel did pop off but the blade held and surprisingly the handle stayed put when the pommel came off so maybe the extra $100 gets you a better sword.
    I'd not go within a mile of some of the D2 swords they have that could be...scary.

    • @QseftJohn
      @QseftJohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      All of there D2 are less than 20inches long and have wide blades, they should hold up well; unless you strike with the flat of the blade.

    • @sihilius
      @sihilius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@QseftJohn As long as they gonna keep those abrupt 90 degree angles where the tang meets the blade I wouldn't trust any of their swords with my life, let alone a D2 version of that. + A good sword shouldn't break even if you strike with the flat. Also there are cheaper swords that hold up to much more abuse then what you can see in the video.

  • @mikebryant8082
    @mikebryant8082 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahahaa..he said assface!!

  • @MrHunter830
    @MrHunter830 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice 👌

  • @phihelix8777
    @phihelix8777 ปีที่แล้ว

    😁😂 good video 😁

  • @NDiiigoHuni
    @NDiiigoHuni ปีที่แล้ว

    I would be the one to use it traditionally hence I Lovè samurai

    • @NDiiigoHuni
      @NDiiigoHuni ปีที่แล้ว

      But honestly I want something to defend until I can get to a gun

  • @sinisterswordsman25
    @sinisterswordsman25 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao been awhile now since you did a drunk review. When this sword came out I was like... why? That goes for the whole brand pretty much. The "historical" totally definitely certainly not boromir's sword is kinda cool... nah.

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think they look kinda cool. I get it is not for everyone but it is cost effective and tacticool looking. If it was a little better built then it would be easy to recommend if that was your thing.

    • @sinisterswordsman25
      @sinisterswordsman25 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Matthew_Jensen I gotta admit I like the midnight versions. Something about murdered out stuff appeals to me. And there's potential for customization. A waki for 100 bucks ain't that bad at all. If one were to be a little gentler it would probably be fine. Ialmost got the seax as custom project but I just can't stand the 'speed holes' on a blade. It's not even that Im worried about durability they just bug me for no good reason.

  • @darthvaper6745
    @darthvaper6745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @Platuse
    @Platuse 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YO!!!! bro!!!! thx for this!!!

  • @JustGrowingUp84
    @JustGrowingUp84 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If it doesn't have LEDs that allow you to illuminate the blade in several different colors, can it even be called cyberpunk?
    (I'm only joking)

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you found the next version

  • @jasonknippa4410
    @jasonknippa4410 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty funny.👍

  • @Shadowmosesarea51
    @Shadowmosesarea51 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂 great video

  • @chrisfields8077
    @chrisfields8077 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lolol awesome!

  • @SpicyMike319
    @SpicyMike319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    POWER THIRST!!!

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A wakizashi made entirely of biceps.

  • @brandonjohnson8839
    @brandonjohnson8839 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “”Blade”” rofl

  • @wellregulated8725
    @wellregulated8725 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂 pretty funny

  • @-Darth_Maul-
    @-Darth_Maul- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    hello

  • @fettmaneiii4439
    @fettmaneiii4439 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol! next levelll!!!

  • @sagetolley147
    @sagetolley147 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is so funny

  • @DarthRevaNihilus
    @DarthRevaNihilus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂

  • @DecoyJayc
    @DecoyJayc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    : D

  • @mandyequalsmurderofficial9256
    @mandyequalsmurderofficial9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the adlibs. Im going to have to watch it again to catch them all. But i had a honshu once. Blade snapped against wood as well so im glad im not the only one. Too many ppl vouch for this brand. Theyre not that good at all.

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have heard some positive things, its a bummer this one did not hold up.

    • @mandyequalsmurderofficial9256
      @mandyequalsmurderofficial9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Matthew_Jensen i thought about biying another one model to see if mine was just a one-off but after this video I hesitate. Thanks for breaking things so we know where to better spend our money. You’re the best!

  • @notanotherswordreviewchann4901
    @notanotherswordreviewchann4901 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah I don't like honshus construction or temper. Their screw pommels have too long screw area and makes the tangs smaller almost to the point of rattail. Good designs though. Just wish they would make a better product.

  • @violentinstincts
    @violentinstincts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aaah hahaha