Answers to all of your questions: 0:15 - Yep 0:16 - I get stomach aches! It's not my fault :( 0:19 - Very 0:24 - Strawberry 1:22 - A little bit, but if you put it in the microwave, it'll soften a little 2:13 - Would you expect anything less of me? 2:30 - Pfff... Of course... 2:34 - Look! A firefly! 3:20 - I'm lost again... 5:29 - Never 5:43 - You get used to it 6:50 - None of my business, to the left we go! 9:00 - >:( 9:06 - 40 seconds left bud 9:19 - Pwease? 9:24 - I enjoy watching, so doesn't matter to me, but I'll think on it 9:29 - catJAM
I'm amazed... truly stumped... that you bothered to go to this extent... also... side question... WHAT MAKES YOU THINK CONCRETE GOES SOFTER IN THE MICROWAVE!?
5:10 fun fact in my first blind playthrough I did run away after hearing the hunter scream like a bitch. So I never got the journal after basically finishing the game.
@@Windette is it odd and a little insane that I kinda want your "I am completely done with all of you" persona reading the Zote Presets (I can't spell) I would listen to it.
Kill everything on the path to your destination (make sure you dont sit on a bench or things WILL respawn)small enemies will respawn when u leave the room tho then just go get the delicate flower and walk there feeling good abt urself. Idek if u actually need help but \/(0-0)\/
Must-have charms are Soul Catcher and Shaman Stone, plus maybe Longnail or even Mark of Pride if you want to be extra-cautious. My path went through the Blue Lake, bottom of Forgotten Crossroads, down into Fungal Wastes to Queen's Station (you'll want to have Isma's Tear, obviously), then up through Fog Canyon to Queen's Gardens. Anything you feel confident killing with the nail, kill it with the nail to collect soul (you can also use dream nail to harvest soul from the big invincible worms in Forgotten Crossroads). Nuke anything you have the slightest doubt about from orbit with Shade Soul. In Queen's Gardens, you'll want to employ the nuke strategy on the spiky bois, then hit their corpses with the nail to recoup soul. The flying mantises are absolutely a nuke-from-orbit as quickly as possible kind of situation. When you finally reach the Traitor's Grave, you'll have to fight the final boss, which is a slightly precise jump/dash over thorns that you absolutely will fail the first time. Dream gate back to the Grey Mourner and do it all again, and DO NOT SIT ON THAT BENCH.
Personally, my 2 brain cells agree for once in their sorry existence that a Disrespectful Guide to Fungal Wastes would be a fantastic way to help my brain dead friends finally accomplish something for once in their nonexistent lives.
Please include "Hollow Knight" in the title as well. I was too dumb to find it on my own so I went to video 1 then to video 3 and watched them all to the end until I found my way here.
watching this after i beat the game, I feel proud I did it on my own, but in comparison to this video, i died way more times than i needed to and probably would have ended up using this video anyway if it came out sooner.
0:17 meanwhile I literally do the opposite, I explore as much as humanly possible before doing the bosses just to make sure I don't accidentally miss out on anything or if something were to disappear after I defeated said boss
Well I enjoy watching your guides and I think you should make a guide for the fungal waste. Not for me because I get literally murdered an endless amount of times by the Pure Vessel
When you see this and realize he missed a couple free grubs along the way but also realize your tiny brains would stagger itself trying to catch up to the other information being thrown at you.. you forgot already. F.I.S.H, Let’s just continue
you dont know how much time it took me to FINALLY get the map. and also the time it took me to realise i could just go down in the first hornet room. i finally passed using the squit without ever knowing there was an easy path.
before selling system, made good chunk through extra stuff without tackling final boss. just watching all this for the laughs and boy do you not disappoint. Queens garden be good to watch i think. just now going through vid list. ignore if had been done.
5:15 ME NoT rUn why Me bRaVe!!!1! 😤😤😤 I actually approached it one tiny step every 5 seconds because I was too scared. When it was in range I jumped at it and swung my needle downwards hitting the air 😅
i got lost on my first playthrough twice so i did herrah before city of tears(i thought i needed more tools to get to the statue room, i didn’t have mantis claw when i saw it but when i looked back on it i thought i did) and i got dream nail before mothwing cloak(i did not see the lower platform at 3:12)
2:50 No, I went in there out of curiosity and realized that I was not ready to be in there yet. Had to backtrack a lot. Did I EVER look up a walk through? Yes. Once. For the super dash. After that, it's been little things. I'm a little irritated because I can't find anymore simple keys. The ones I had were used for Jiji and the spa room in the City of Tears. As far as I remember. Also, please explain the abyss to this simple fool. I have no clue what all I need to do.
Shade Cloak? Wow I didn't know you could get shade cloak so early on in the game. Thanks for correcting my incompetentence, man. I thought we got mothwing, so I just skipped it.
In a way you would say My dumbass thought I couldn't get to hornet until I got the dash and didn't know there was a way to get up there not knowing that hornet gives you the dash
Answers to all of your questions:
0:15 - Yep
0:16 - I get stomach aches! It's not my fault :(
0:19 - Very
0:24 - Strawberry
1:22 - A little bit, but if you put it in the microwave, it'll soften a little
2:13 - Would you expect anything less of me?
2:30 - Pfff... Of course...
2:34 - Look! A firefly!
3:20 - I'm lost again...
5:29 - Never
5:43 - You get used to it
6:50 - None of my business, to the left we go!
9:00 - >:(
9:06 - 40 seconds left bud
9:19 - Pwease?
9:24 - I enjoy watching, so doesn't matter to me, but I'll think on it
9:29 - catJAM
I'm amazed... truly stumped... that you bothered to go to this extent...
also...
side question...
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK CONCRETE GOES SOFTER IN THE MICROWAVE!?
@@Windette What, have you never tried concrete before? It’s a delicacy!
@@brbupdatingtheautopsyrepor8955 it's a bitch crunchy
@@Windette nonononono this person's got it all wrong, concrete gets softer in the freezer
@@Windette Make a guide to Rain World... it is brutally hard and I bet lots of people actually need help!
I cannot escape the thought that this is Zote yelling at us
Even the part about not investigating Zote being eaten would totally fit his personality. He don't need no help.
He is grumpy and impatient
Why’d he call himself irritating tho?
@@jamespotter1436 He's self aware
@@juanin200 ohh good point
If this video had existed a few months ago the Game Grumps might have been able to make it past greenpath.
such a shame they dropped it
I never finished watching their playthrough but wow
@@wizardofarts1276 they stopped at greenpath lol
@@alextheconfuddled8983 at least they didn't stop at Forgotten Crossroads like one guy
@@wizardofarts1276 Which one?
Imagine having this guy as a sassy ghost who follows you around and insults you constantly.
The mean lumafly lantern?
@@jamespotter1436 lol
new mod idea dropped
Rather kill the ghost instead just like you kill the shade.
This guy is the Gordon Ramsay of videogames, Love it
5:10 fun fact in my first blind playthrough I did run away after hearing the hunter scream like a bitch. So I never got the journal after basically finishing the game.
yea same
Look on the bright side! You played the entire game WITHOUT Zote! You probably played so much happier because of it!
@@naitomerono, he did not pick up the hunter's journal
Fun fact: Walking to the unmapped areas almost made me walk into the brooding mawleks arena
I hope I don't do that
Same
Same, plus I did it without the mantis claw, just nail bounces
When I found it, I died nearly instantly, so I died like 30 times tryung to kill it
YOU DONT WANNA GO THERE HE ENDED MY FIRST STEEL SOUL RUN
Should be a series: an offensive guide to games.
YES!! I love to watch that,
wait I am already here.
When Windette says you got the "Shade Cloak" at the end, how much you want to bet at least a few people thought they could dash through attacks, Lol
Windette: talking about how I cant use a controller
me with a keyboard: *I am 5 dimensions ahead of you*
this series should be called "Zote guides the Ghost/Vessel in the kingdom of Hollownest"
this comment makes me giggle because honestly... I'd love to make zote like... my entire personality of the "I'm so done with you lot" face
happy to know that Zote read this comment °o°
@@Windette Zoatboat travel guide.
@@Windette is it odd and a little insane that I kinda want your "I am completely done with all of you" persona reading the Zote Presets (I can't spell)
I would listen to it.
I was honestly disappointed you weren't insulted for getting the name wrong lol it's Hallownest, not hollow.
Now do a guide on Deepnest, it is such a beautiful area to travel.
@Brody Belosic ikr it is so bootiful there
You've heard of sans is ness, but have you heard of deep sans is deepness
@@Purple_pot8o r/wooosh
@@Purple_pot8o i didnt see the joke. care to tell me what it is?
@@randomgamerperson4042 Sarcasm, irony
“Stare into the void in her eyes”
Moss bag emerging from behind you: Hornet is not made of void-
I'm showing this to my friend hardstuck in bronze- I mean greenpath stat. Thank you for hard work sir.
kek imagine being in *WOOD TIER*
Humble request that you make an insulting guide to delicate flower quest pls
This is the greatest Idea I've ever heard
Kill everything on the path to your destination (make sure you dont sit on a bench or things WILL respawn)small enemies will respawn when u leave the room tho then just go get the delicate flower and walk there feeling good abt urself. Idek if u actually need help but \/(0-0)\/
@@Sophia-we6yh basically just commit genocide and dont rest at a bench
Must-have charms are Soul Catcher and Shaman Stone, plus maybe Longnail or even Mark of Pride if you want to be extra-cautious. My path went through the Blue Lake, bottom of Forgotten Crossroads, down into Fungal Wastes to Queen's Station (you'll want to have Isma's Tear, obviously), then up through Fog Canyon to Queen's Gardens. Anything you feel confident killing with the nail, kill it with the nail to collect soul (you can also use dream nail to harvest soul from the big invincible worms in Forgotten Crossroads). Nuke anything you have the slightest doubt about from orbit with Shade Soul. In Queen's Gardens, you'll want to employ the nuke strategy on the spiky bois, then hit their corpses with the nail to recoup soul. The flying mantises are absolutely a nuke-from-orbit as quickly as possible kind of situation. When you finally reach the Traitor's Grave, you'll have to fight the final boss, which is a slightly precise jump/dash over thorns that you absolutely will fail the first time. Dream gate back to the Grey Mourner and do it all again, and DO NOT SIT ON THAT BENCH.
@@Windette pov: you’re surrounded by idiots
Personally, my 2 brain cells agree for once in their sorry existence that a Disrespectful Guide to Fungal Wastes would be a fantastic way to help my brain dead friends finally accomplish something for once in their nonexistent lives.
Please include "Hollow Knight" in the title as well. I was too dumb to find it on my own so I went to video 1 then to video 3 and watched them all to the end until I found my way here.
Whoopsies
No dislikes, because no one watches this unless they already have 112
wrong, the guide might even have helped me a few weeks ago XD
Nah, I'm stuck in the bottom of fungal wastes
Ah yes, a guide to slap Absolute Radiannce hitless is definitely in a disrespectful beginner's guide
Ture lol
I am only at 104% last I checked and am currently working on the path of pain
Did you say “abyss” and “void” inside of hornet? *angry mossbag noises*
inside Hornet's EYES
I watched the first five seconds and immediately subscribed.
me watching this without 112% game completed: prepare to get insulted
"It's like dragging a child behind me" * casts a sideways glace at Win2ette's video on exactly that *
Guess it'll take some time till we get to killing AbsRad hitless guide
I don't think they'll be at that level for a good while...
@@Windette take the longest process in the universe multiplye by 3 and its almost 1/9999999969 of how long it would take
@@pamelotms5867 so in short, we get the guide when silksong releases
@@brbupdatingtheautopsyrepor8955 yea 'bout right
1:57 Says the one using him to point at us ashamedly.
this should be rename to An Extremely Disrespectful Guide to vaughnjogvlog I can't think of any other person that would be more perfect than him
Yeah I saw some of his stuff and
... I'm happy to be in a position where this vid is relevantly made to insult someone like him
Dude, you're like, the GLaDOS of Hollow Knight. I applaud you for the sheer quality of sarcasm, salt, and insults. Good job dude!
**map updated**
**Checks map**
"it's blank"
8:36 _Angered Mossbag noises._
Pale King describes how to get through Greenpath to the moss cloak vessel.
watching this after i beat the game, I feel proud I did it on my own, but in comparison to this video, i died way more times than i needed to and probably would have ended up using this video anyway if it came out sooner.
in all honesty... I make things like boss fights look a lot easier than they ACTUALLY are for new players xD
5:00
"hey ron" "hey billy" "that hurt"
great reference. Almost positive 50%+ people won't get the original meme and just think it's a joke smh
"Mentally handicapped to walk in a straight line"
Hey! I completed the game!
*sobs*
9:22 Me coming in 16 months late: "You've got a deal."
I see that I have partially watched this and click to finish and the first thing that plays is "Kindly piss off." Nice.
Your videos take me back to my childhood and the way my mom used to teach me things. Ah, the nostalgia.
Thanks bro, keep up the good work.
I've beat hollow knight every ending and I still watched this for pure comedy value
same except for the p5 endings because, well
no
@@chaoticglitched Try using the heal build for the last few bosses, it helped me on my first p5 run
@@bootleghollowknight what's the heal build
@@chaoticglitched Quick focus, deep focus, shape of unn, then any 2 notch charm
@@bootleghollowknight oh ok
These vids have really helped me so far and have amazing humor
6:50 I had the greatest pleasure walking straight past, post game boss be damned.
At 7.01 I'm just curious, what is that up there.....(I seen him and it's not pleasant...)
9:03 “Shade Cloak”???? 😂
*Me watching video*
6:25 hits.
Windette: "Meet George"
Me: "Hey, that's my name; kinda!"
Windette: "He's a sleepy boy."
Me: "Ye, we do like our sleep. Sleep do be good."
Windette: "Now fucking murder him"
Me: "Wait what-"
5:46 my dating life in a nutshell
I have played this game for at least 400 hours and I had no idea the secret spot at 7:33 existed.
Secwets... Secwets eberywhere
You are now one of the few people I will go to just because your content seems stupidly funny to me-
I just watch these for the sheer humour provided, i've beaten the game in every difficulty and watching these is just funny, take my sub
0:17 meanwhile I literally do the opposite, I explore as much as humanly possible before doing the bosses just to make sure I don't accidentally miss out on anything or if something were to disappear after I defeated said boss
Same lol
Wow... Just left Zote to dye... wow, such a good friend XD
Well I enjoy watching your guides and I think you should make a guide for the fungal waste. Not for me because I get literally murdered an endless amount of times by the Pure Vessel
k
When you see this and realize he missed a couple free grubs along the way but also realize your tiny brains would stagger itself trying to catch up to the other information being thrown at you.. you forgot already. F.I.S.H, Let’s just continue
Also one of the grubs isn't reachable without mantis claw and the other takes too many brain cells to collect
Me who beat this game blindly 112%: _thanks I totally needed this_
Me who also beat hk 112%: this is funny
this reminds me of the "dumb shits guide to dark souls" videos.
I like them.
8:14 nah I'm watching for the fun of it
Honestly same. I'm just here for a laugh.
thank i really needed this, not for the game just for someone to berate and belittle me.
*Who else here is actually good at the game watching this for fun lmao*
me, kinda
Me
I've completed most of the game, im not good at it, but I've done most of it, currently at 104%
Press y to same
Im a god at hollow knight, I got godmaster ending on steelsoul with 5 masks
8:44 you called hornet void oof
I can't believe I'm this late to the upload. That was an awesome video dude!
instructions unclear, ended up being Zote's apprentice
you dont know how much time it took me to FINALLY get the map.
and also the time it took me to realise i could just go down in the first hornet room. i finally passed using the squit without ever knowing there was an easy path.
This is hilarious to watch once you’re already past each area.
despite how it was phrased i did appreciate the trigger warning at the start of the video
*laughs in the fact that path of pain has already made a joke out my ass prior to cutting it off*
I’m loving these!
sure i have 3 braincells but they all work together in harmony (most of the time) to achieve Steel Heart in the most casual way possible.
This man do be spitting fax my green path experience, down to the ADHD
I’ve done all of this…but I enjoy getting insulted.
Omg I didn't expect these to be a series. Time to binge!
I got 2 out of 5 endings, and I still watch your videos when I'm playing, bc it's fun
Windette: I hope you didn’t investigate what was going on up there
Me: dies cause can’t pogo
This channel deserves more subs
“stare in to the endless v o i d in her eyes”
mossbag: so, you have chosen, death
0:20 Yes, Yes, And very fucking much
I don’t why I love this explained in insults series but I do
Me watching this as a hollow knight pro:I wouldn't say it any other way
before selling system, made good chunk through extra stuff without tackling final boss. just watching all this for the laughs and boy do you not disappoint. Queens garden be good to watch i think. just now going through vid list. ignore if had been done.
10/10 this is fucking hilarious , honestly anyone who CANT get through the beginning areas of hollowknight deserve all these insults and more xd
1:27 **uncontrollable wheeze**
Don't forget to grab the shade cloak after defeating Hornet
I’ve already beaten the game with the main ending and sealed siblings I just saw the title and I was like I like being insulted
Thanks for the intro... i did 100 % of the game but actually a good idea foran intro
I can't wait for more videos
5:15 ME NoT rUn why Me bRaVe!!!1! 😤😤😤
I actually approached it one tiny step every 5 seconds because I was too scared. When it was in range I jumped at it and swung my needle downwards hitting the air 😅
I literaly CANNOT beat Hornet! “Why” you ask? SHE’S TOO FAST, AND I HAVE VERY LITTLE HEALTH!
i got lost on my first playthrough twice so i did herrah before city of tears(i thought i needed more tools to get to the statue room, i didn’t have mantis claw when i saw it but when i looked back on it i thought i did) and i got dream nail before mothwing cloak(i did not see the lower platform at 3:12)
2:50
No, I went in there out of curiosity and realized that I was not ready to be in there yet. Had to backtrack a lot. Did I EVER look up a walk through? Yes. Once. For the super dash. After that, it's been little things. I'm a little irritated because I can't find anymore simple keys. The ones I had were used for Jiji and the spa room in the City of Tears. As far as I remember. Also, please explain the abyss to this simple fool. I have no clue what all I need to do.
i like how even after i got every achievement in this game I still watched these videos
i opened this video for curiosity
and i started laughing because i completed Greenpath in 30 minutes (Hornet included)
Speedrunners complete it in... less than 5...
@@Windette dude do i look like a speedrunner? there's a rabbit in my picture...
The secret at 6:05, can be reached with enough persistence.
How though
@@ryuusuk33 Somehow I did it on my first playthrough, I don't really remember how.
All these versions are so fucking funny my golly
Im not even watching this as a guide im watching this to be insulted
Thanks insults trigger energy in my brain so I act better like my teachers are calling me a moron because I can’t solve 1+1 like anyone can
9:03 holdup, shade cloak? Ya mean nothing cloak? Now I wonder who has zero braincells
"Now you have got that thoroughly vesseled into your ADHD brain."
Me: how does he know the state of my brain?
Shade Cloak? Wow I didn't know you could get shade cloak so early on in the game. Thanks for correcting my incompetentence, man. I thought we got mothwing, so I just skipped it.
I’ve been playing hollow knight for about 2-3 years...this...this is art
Geez Your context is so good
In a way you would say
My dumbass thought I couldn't get to hornet until I got the dash and didn't know there was a way to get up there not knowing that hornet gives you the dash
that's better than most of boring tutorials
Alright bro you managed to earn my subscription in 30 seconds lmao
“Stare into the endless abyss and void in her eyes!”
Me: are you assuming hornet is void
I love the fact you use Zote in the beggining, he's the perfect character to screaming and insulting the player.
I just love how he insult is
Why do I like this? Is it because of the well made content or the insults?