Greenpath... but explained in insults.

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @matheuroyden8587
    @matheuroyden8587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1892

    Answers to all of your questions:
    0:15 - Yep
    0:16 - I get stomach aches! It's not my fault :(
    0:19 - Very
    0:24 - Strawberry
    1:22 - A little bit, but if you put it in the microwave, it'll soften a little
    2:13 - Would you expect anything less of me?
    2:30 - Pfff... Of course...
    2:34 - Look! A firefly!
    3:20 - I'm lost again...
    5:29 - Never
    5:43 - You get used to it
    6:50 - None of my business, to the left we go!
    9:00 - >:(
    9:06 - 40 seconds left bud
    9:19 - Pwease?
    9:24 - I enjoy watching, so doesn't matter to me, but I'll think on it
    9:29 - catJAM

    • @Windette
      @Windette  3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

      I'm amazed... truly stumped... that you bothered to go to this extent...
      also...
      side question...
      WHAT MAKES YOU THINK CONCRETE GOES SOFTER IN THE MICROWAVE!?

    • @brbupdatingtheautopsyrepor8955
      @brbupdatingtheautopsyrepor8955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      @@Windette What, have you never tried concrete before? It’s a delicacy!

    • @Windette
      @Windette  3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@brbupdatingtheautopsyrepor8955 it's a bitch crunchy

    • @dervy4005
      @dervy4005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@Windette nonononono this person's got it all wrong, concrete gets softer in the freezer

    • @kinetic_krown
      @kinetic_krown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Windette Make a guide to Rain World... it is brutally hard and I bet lots of people actually need help!

  • @BeriadanLocien
    @BeriadanLocien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    I cannot escape the thought that this is Zote yelling at us

    • @hoodiesticks
      @hoodiesticks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Even the part about not investigating Zote being eaten would totally fit his personality. He don't need no help.

    • @jamespotter1436
      @jamespotter1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He is grumpy and impatient

    • @jamespotter1436
      @jamespotter1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why’d he call himself irritating tho?

    • @juanin200
      @juanin200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@jamespotter1436 He's self aware

    • @jamespotter1436
      @jamespotter1436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@juanin200 ohh good point

  • @DJsquare3
    @DJsquare3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    If this video had existed a few months ago the Game Grumps might have been able to make it past greenpath.

    • @ShadowSkryba
      @ShadowSkryba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      such a shame they dropped it

    • @wizardofarts1276
      @wizardofarts1276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I never finished watching their playthrough but wow

    • @alextheconfuddled8983
      @alextheconfuddled8983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@wizardofarts1276 they stopped at greenpath lol

    • @wizardofarts1276
      @wizardofarts1276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@alextheconfuddled8983 at least they didn't stop at Forgotten Crossroads like one guy

    • @BowlofColdSoup
      @BowlofColdSoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@wizardofarts1276 Which one?

  • @xVovex
    @xVovex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    Imagine having this guy as a sassy ghost who follows you around and insults you constantly.

    • @jamespotter1436
      @jamespotter1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The mean lumafly lantern?

    • @eunhogarcia5293
      @eunhogarcia5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamespotter1436 lol

    • @sponsoredbywalmart
      @sponsoredbywalmart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      new mod idea dropped

    • @granda3649
      @granda3649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rather kill the ghost instead just like you kill the shade.

    • @pawzbuttongaming7583
      @pawzbuttongaming7583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This guy is the Gordon Ramsay of videogames, Love it

  • @Yiffbait
    @Yiffbait 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    5:10 fun fact in my first blind playthrough I did run away after hearing the hunter scream like a bitch. So I never got the journal after basically finishing the game.

    • @chaoticglitched
      @chaoticglitched 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea same

    • @naitomero
      @naitomero ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Look on the bright side! You played the entire game WITHOUT Zote! You probably played so much happier because of it!

    • @norm.
      @norm. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@naitomerono, he did not pick up the hunter's journal

  • @V1_Ultrakrill
    @V1_Ultrakrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Fun fact: Walking to the unmapped areas almost made me walk into the brooding mawleks arena

    • @leighannapanites6815
      @leighannapanites6815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I hope I don't do that

    • @gamercore5216
      @gamercore5216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @hauntedcheese7793
      @hauntedcheese7793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same, plus I did it without the mantis claw, just nail bounces

    • @iasked347
      @iasked347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I found it, I died nearly instantly, so I died like 30 times tryung to kill it

    • @morphalta2074
      @morphalta2074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YOU DONT WANNA GO THERE HE ENDED MY FIRST STEEL SOUL RUN

  • @yeboivoid7997
    @yeboivoid7997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Should be a series: an offensive guide to games.

    • @nutisechaos4625
      @nutisechaos4625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES!! I love to watch that,
      wait I am already here.

  • @yqgameryt3835
    @yqgameryt3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    When Windette says you got the "Shade Cloak" at the end, how much you want to bet at least a few people thought they could dash through attacks, Lol

  • @rosyfeather468
    @rosyfeather468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Windette: talking about how I cant use a controller
    me with a keyboard: *I am 5 dimensions ahead of you*

  • @ELV13S
    @ELV13S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    this series should be called "Zote guides the Ghost/Vessel in the kingdom of Hollownest"

    • @Windette
      @Windette  3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      this comment makes me giggle because honestly... I'd love to make zote like... my entire personality of the "I'm so done with you lot" face

    • @ELV13S
      @ELV13S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      happy to know that Zote read this comment °o°

    • @blacksmith2479
      @blacksmith2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Windette Zoatboat travel guide.

    • @carolinevogel4132
      @carolinevogel4132 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Windette is it odd and a little insane that I kinda want your "I am completely done with all of you" persona reading the Zote Presets (I can't spell)
      I would listen to it.

    • @NoNames-vw3bq
      @NoNames-vw3bq 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was honestly disappointed you weren't insulted for getting the name wrong lol it's Hallownest, not hollow.

  • @QwertyAndrew
    @QwertyAndrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    Now do a guide on Deepnest, it is such a beautiful area to travel.

    • @jacksonlikesanime617
      @jacksonlikesanime617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Brody Belosic ikr it is so bootiful there

    • @abigriffin9496
      @abigriffin9496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You've heard of sans is ness, but have you heard of deep sans is deepness

    • @jacksonlikesanime617
      @jacksonlikesanime617 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Purple_pot8o r/wooosh

    • @randomgamerperson4042
      @randomgamerperson4042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Purple_pot8o i didnt see the joke. care to tell me what it is?

    • @aprecie.não-a-dor
      @aprecie.não-a-dor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@randomgamerperson4042 Sarcasm, irony

  • @quinnlee-miller9792
    @quinnlee-miller9792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Stare into the void in her eyes”
    Moss bag emerging from behind you: Hornet is not made of void-

  • @Omegasaxon
    @Omegasaxon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I'm showing this to my friend hardstuck in bronze- I mean greenpath stat. Thank you for hard work sir.

    • @Windette
      @Windette  3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      kek imagine being in *WOOD TIER*

  • @Hlvla
    @Hlvla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Humble request that you make an insulting guide to delicate flower quest pls

    • @Windette
      @Windette  3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      This is the greatest Idea I've ever heard

    • @Sophia-we6yh
      @Sophia-we6yh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kill everything on the path to your destination (make sure you dont sit on a bench or things WILL respawn)small enemies will respawn when u leave the room tho then just go get the delicate flower and walk there feeling good abt urself. Idek if u actually need help but \/(0-0)\/

    • @n_atall
      @n_atall 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sophia-we6yh basically just commit genocide and dont rest at a bench

    • @Skatche
      @Skatche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Must-have charms are Soul Catcher and Shaman Stone, plus maybe Longnail or even Mark of Pride if you want to be extra-cautious. My path went through the Blue Lake, bottom of Forgotten Crossroads, down into Fungal Wastes to Queen's Station (you'll want to have Isma's Tear, obviously), then up through Fog Canyon to Queen's Gardens. Anything you feel confident killing with the nail, kill it with the nail to collect soul (you can also use dream nail to harvest soul from the big invincible worms in Forgotten Crossroads). Nuke anything you have the slightest doubt about from orbit with Shade Soul. In Queen's Gardens, you'll want to employ the nuke strategy on the spiky bois, then hit their corpses with the nail to recoup soul. The flying mantises are absolutely a nuke-from-orbit as quickly as possible kind of situation. When you finally reach the Traitor's Grave, you'll have to fight the final boss, which is a slightly precise jump/dash over thorns that you absolutely will fail the first time. Dream gate back to the Grey Mourner and do it all again, and DO NOT SIT ON THAT BENCH.

    • @azzydreamurr5677
      @azzydreamurr5677 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Windette pov: you’re surrounded by idiots

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Personally, my 2 brain cells agree for once in their sorry existence that a Disrespectful Guide to Fungal Wastes would be a fantastic way to help my brain dead friends finally accomplish something for once in their nonexistent lives.

  • @StevenCojo
    @StevenCojo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Please include "Hollow Knight" in the title as well. I was too dumb to find it on my own so I went to video 1 then to video 3 and watched them all to the end until I found my way here.

    • @Windette
      @Windette  3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Whoopsies

  • @Hard2Place
    @Hard2Place 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    No dislikes, because no one watches this unless they already have 112

    • @miaucat815
      @miaucat815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wrong, the guide might even have helped me a few weeks ago XD

    • @lapis8183
      @lapis8183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, I'm stuck in the bottom of fungal wastes

    • @zzedixx
      @zzedixx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ah yes, a guide to slap Absolute Radiannce hitless is definitely in a disrespectful beginner's guide

    • @grimm6526
      @grimm6526 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ture lol

    • @therandomnobody3407
      @therandomnobody3407 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am only at 104% last I checked and am currently working on the path of pain

  • @awwastor
    @awwastor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Did you say “abyss” and “void” inside of hornet? *angry mossbag noises*

  • @castillejan
    @castillejan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I watched the first five seconds and immediately subscribed.

  • @dasher4452
    @dasher4452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    me watching this without 112% game completed: prepare to get insulted

  • @alixysblackfyre9900
    @alixysblackfyre9900 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "It's like dragging a child behind me" * casts a sideways glace at Win2ette's video on exactly that *

  • @wahlex841
    @wahlex841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Guess it'll take some time till we get to killing AbsRad hitless guide

    • @Windette
      @Windette  3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I don't think they'll be at that level for a good while...

    • @pamelotms5867
      @pamelotms5867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Windette take the longest process in the universe multiplye by 3 and its almost 1/9999999969 of how long it would take

    • @brbupdatingtheautopsyrepor8955
      @brbupdatingtheautopsyrepor8955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@pamelotms5867 so in short, we get the guide when silksong releases

    • @chaoticglitched
      @chaoticglitched 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brbupdatingtheautopsyrepor8955 yea 'bout right

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:57 Says the one using him to point at us ashamedly.

  • @khudi8155
    @khudi8155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    this should be rename to An Extremely Disrespectful Guide to vaughnjogvlog I can't think of any other person that would be more perfect than him

    • @Windette
      @Windette  3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah I saw some of his stuff and
      ... I'm happy to be in a position where this vid is relevantly made to insult someone like him

  • @BlueCat201X
    @BlueCat201X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Dude, you're like, the GLaDOS of Hollow Knight. I applaud you for the sheer quality of sarcasm, salt, and insults. Good job dude!

  • @maxifire32
    @maxifire32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    **map updated**
    **Checks map**
    "it's blank"

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:36 _Angered Mossbag noises._

  • @mnyehg
    @mnyehg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Pale King describes how to get through Greenpath to the moss cloak vessel.

  • @sethmccarthy2204
    @sethmccarthy2204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    watching this after i beat the game, I feel proud I did it on my own, but in comparison to this video, i died way more times than i needed to and probably would have ended up using this video anyway if it came out sooner.

    • @Windette
      @Windette  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      in all honesty... I make things like boss fights look a lot easier than they ACTUALLY are for new players xD

  • @dexterity494
    @dexterity494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:00
    "hey ron" "hey billy" "that hurt"
    great reference. Almost positive 50%+ people won't get the original meme and just think it's a joke smh

  • @aboi6638
    @aboi6638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Mentally handicapped to walk in a straight line"
    Hey! I completed the game!
    *sobs*

  • @bendystrawz2832
    @bendystrawz2832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:22 Me coming in 16 months late: "You've got a deal."

  • @Ender_Onryo
    @Ender_Onryo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see that I have partially watched this and click to finish and the first thing that plays is "Kindly piss off." Nice.

  • @ts60demo27
    @ts60demo27 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your videos take me back to my childhood and the way my mom used to teach me things. Ah, the nostalgia.
    Thanks bro, keep up the good work.

  • @bootleghollowknight
    @bootleghollowknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've beat hollow knight every ending and I still watched this for pure comedy value

    • @chaoticglitched
      @chaoticglitched 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same except for the p5 endings because, well
      no

    • @bootleghollowknight
      @bootleghollowknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chaoticglitched Try using the heal build for the last few bosses, it helped me on my first p5 run

    • @chaoticglitched
      @chaoticglitched 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bootleghollowknight what's the heal build

    • @bootleghollowknight
      @bootleghollowknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chaoticglitched Quick focus, deep focus, shape of unn, then any 2 notch charm

    • @chaoticglitched
      @chaoticglitched 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bootleghollowknight oh ok

  • @tannersandschafer8513
    @tannersandschafer8513 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These vids have really helped me so far and have amazing humor

  • @zephra1675
    @zephra1675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:50 I had the greatest pleasure walking straight past, post game boss be damned.

    • @mkanafamily9595
      @mkanafamily9595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At 7.01 I'm just curious, what is that up there.....(I seen him and it's not pleasant...)

  • @iinanomaniac6746
    @iinanomaniac6746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:03 “Shade Cloak”???? 😂

  • @jorgerubalcaba1547
    @jorgerubalcaba1547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Me watching video*
    6:25 hits.
    Windette: "Meet George"
    Me: "Hey, that's my name; kinda!"
    Windette: "He's a sleepy boy."
    Me: "Ye, we do like our sleep. Sleep do be good."
    Windette: "Now fucking murder him"
    Me: "Wait what-"

  • @PetersaberHD
    @PetersaberHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:46 my dating life in a nutshell

  • @roselily20062
    @roselily20062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have played this game for at least 400 hours and I had no idea the secret spot at 7:33 existed.

    • @Windette
      @Windette  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Secwets... Secwets eberywhere

  • @Rickhedonymindframe
    @Rickhedonymindframe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are now one of the few people I will go to just because your content seems stupidly funny to me-

  • @samuelkerr4912
    @samuelkerr4912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just watch these for the sheer humour provided, i've beaten the game in every difficulty and watching these is just funny, take my sub

  • @PixelTheMushroom
    @PixelTheMushroom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:17 meanwhile I literally do the opposite, I explore as much as humanly possible before doing the bosses just to make sure I don't accidentally miss out on anything or if something were to disappear after I defeated said boss

    • @ryuusuk33
      @ryuusuk33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same lol

  • @naterinosan6920
    @naterinosan6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow... Just left Zote to dye... wow, such a good friend XD

  • @frab9274
    @frab9274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Well I enjoy watching your guides and I think you should make a guide for the fungal waste. Not for me because I get literally murdered an endless amount of times by the Pure Vessel

  • @jc.8703
    @jc.8703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you see this and realize he missed a couple free grubs along the way but also realize your tiny brains would stagger itself trying to catch up to the other information being thrown at you.. you forgot already. F.I.S.H, Let’s just continue

    • @Windette
      @Windette  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also one of the grubs isn't reachable without mantis claw and the other takes too many brain cells to collect

  • @Possiblylunar
    @Possiblylunar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me who beat this game blindly 112%: _thanks I totally needed this_

    • @triggerhappy4199
      @triggerhappy4199 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me who also beat hk 112%: this is funny

  • @Mennenth
    @Mennenth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this reminds me of the "dumb shits guide to dark souls" videos.
    I like them.

  • @kirbyfan3000_offical
    @kirbyfan3000_offical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:14 nah I'm watching for the fun of it

  • @necrocomicon8
    @necrocomicon8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank i really needed this, not for the game just for someone to berate and belittle me.

  • @schadenfruede0675
    @schadenfruede0675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    *Who else here is actually good at the game watching this for fun lmao*

    • @pokegirl1799
      @pokegirl1799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      me, kinda

    • @TheRealRusty2006
      @TheRealRusty2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

    • @therandomnobody3407
      @therandomnobody3407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've completed most of the game, im not good at it, but I've done most of it, currently at 104%

    • @glowinggames1561
      @glowinggames1561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Press y to same

    • @thylordbidoof7050
      @thylordbidoof7050 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im a god at hollow knight, I got godmaster ending on steelsoul with 5 masks

  • @nateranimater6645
    @nateranimater6645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:44 you called hornet void oof

  • @sircheese288
    @sircheese288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe I'm this late to the upload. That was an awesome video dude!

  • @krystalthefox8420
    @krystalthefox8420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    instructions unclear, ended up being Zote's apprentice

  • @nanto6865
    @nanto6865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you dont know how much time it took me to FINALLY get the map.
    and also the time it took me to realise i could just go down in the first hornet room. i finally passed using the squit without ever knowing there was an easy path.

  • @theseawriter
    @theseawriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is hilarious to watch once you’re already past each area.

  • @SuperNova-so2cj
    @SuperNova-so2cj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    despite how it was phrased i did appreciate the trigger warning at the start of the video

  • @groundedbeef727
    @groundedbeef727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *laughs in the fact that path of pain has already made a joke out my ass prior to cutting it off*

  • @brock232
    @brock232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m loving these!

  • @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789
    @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    sure i have 3 braincells but they all work together in harmony (most of the time) to achieve Steel Heart in the most casual way possible.

  • @bapre9124
    @bapre9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This man do be spitting fax my green path experience, down to the ADHD

  • @marytina4125
    @marytina4125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve done all of this…but I enjoy getting insulted.

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_keller 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg I didn't expect these to be a series. Time to binge!

  • @rebbeca5967
    @rebbeca5967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got 2 out of 5 endings, and I still watch your videos when I'm playing, bc it's fun

  • @MasterIsabelle
    @MasterIsabelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Windette: I hope you didn’t investigate what was going on up there
    Me: dies cause can’t pogo

  • @gametofly7643
    @gametofly7643 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This channel deserves more subs

  • @-insertfunnyandoriginaljok5815
    @-insertfunnyandoriginaljok5815 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “stare in to the endless v o i d in her eyes”
    mossbag: so, you have chosen, death

  • @JustWatching4429
    @JustWatching4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:20 Yes, Yes, And very fucking much

  • @cosmicfire738
    @cosmicfire738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t why I love this explained in insults series but I do

  • @hanklee9718
    @hanklee9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me watching this as a hollow knight pro:I wouldn't say it any other way

  • @xeanayafoxzelaine9002
    @xeanayafoxzelaine9002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    before selling system, made good chunk through extra stuff without tackling final boss. just watching all this for the laughs and boy do you not disappoint. Queens garden be good to watch i think. just now going through vid list. ignore if had been done.

  • @lordwarwolf9060
    @lordwarwolf9060 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    10/10 this is fucking hilarious , honestly anyone who CANT get through the beginning areas of hollowknight deserve all these insults and more xd

  • @AangDknight
    @AangDknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:27 **uncontrollable wheeze**

  • @menotyou5037
    @menotyou5037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't forget to grab the shade cloak after defeating Hornet

  • @kburritt
    @kburritt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve already beaten the game with the main ending and sealed siblings I just saw the title and I was like I like being insulted

  • @yazanshuiriah5538
    @yazanshuiriah5538 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the intro... i did 100 % of the game but actually a good idea foran intro

  • @KarimovPrime
    @KarimovPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't wait for more videos

  • @Matamune87
    @Matamune87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:15 ME NoT rUn why Me bRaVe!!!1! 😤😤😤
    I actually approached it one tiny step every 5 seconds because I was too scared. When it was in range I jumped at it and swung my needle downwards hitting the air 😅

  • @craftingtales2790
    @craftingtales2790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literaly CANNOT beat Hornet! “Why” you ask? SHE’S TOO FAST, AND I HAVE VERY LITTLE HEALTH!

  • @mrblakeboy1420
    @mrblakeboy1420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i got lost on my first playthrough twice so i did herrah before city of tears(i thought i needed more tools to get to the statue room, i didn’t have mantis claw when i saw it but when i looked back on it i thought i did) and i got dream nail before mothwing cloak(i did not see the lower platform at 3:12)

  • @atomicreactor6033
    @atomicreactor6033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:50
    No, I went in there out of curiosity and realized that I was not ready to be in there yet. Had to backtrack a lot. Did I EVER look up a walk through? Yes. Once. For the super dash. After that, it's been little things. I'm a little irritated because I can't find anymore simple keys. The ones I had were used for Jiji and the spa room in the City of Tears. As far as I remember. Also, please explain the abyss to this simple fool. I have no clue what all I need to do.

  • @chilichief
    @chilichief ปีที่แล้ว

    i like how even after i got every achievement in this game I still watched these videos

  • @rabbit7261
    @rabbit7261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i opened this video for curiosity
    and i started laughing because i completed Greenpath in 30 minutes (Hornet included)

    • @Windette
      @Windette  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Speedrunners complete it in... less than 5...

    • @rabbit7261
      @rabbit7261 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Windette dude do i look like a speedrunner? there's a rabbit in my picture...

  • @greenkitty1
    @greenkitty1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The secret at 6:05, can be reached with enough persistence.

    • @ryuusuk33
      @ryuusuk33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How though

    • @greenkitty1
      @greenkitty1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryuusuk33 Somehow I did it on my first playthrough, I don't really remember how.

  • @milkandgrapes3933
    @milkandgrapes3933 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    All these versions are so fucking funny my golly

  • @n_atall
    @n_atall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im not even watching this as a guide im watching this to be insulted

  • @MilkshakePeanut
    @MilkshakePeanut 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks insults trigger energy in my brain so I act better like my teachers are calling me a moron because I can’t solve 1+1 like anyone can

  • @s1nyps365
    @s1nyps365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:03 holdup, shade cloak? Ya mean nothing cloak? Now I wonder who has zero braincells

  • @mariofanl1ve
    @mariofanl1ve 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Now you have got that thoroughly vesseled into your ADHD brain."
    Me: how does he know the state of my brain?

  • @piece_of_your_car2589
    @piece_of_your_car2589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shade Cloak? Wow I didn't know you could get shade cloak so early on in the game. Thanks for correcting my incompetentence, man. I thought we got mothwing, so I just skipped it.

  • @nuggy9597
    @nuggy9597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been playing hollow knight for about 2-3 years...this...this is art

  • @deathcupid1365
    @deathcupid1365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Geez Your context is so good

  • @Cooper-Radio
    @Cooper-Radio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In a way you would say
    My dumbass thought I couldn't get to hornet until I got the dash and didn't know there was a way to get up there not knowing that hornet gives you the dash

  • @ismaildzpro
    @ismaildzpro 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    that's better than most of boring tutorials

  • @Steelheart624
    @Steelheart624 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alright bro you managed to earn my subscription in 30 seconds lmao

  • @dreadmask1973
    @dreadmask1973 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Stare into the endless abyss and void in her eyes!”
    Me: are you assuming hornet is void

  • @glowinggames1561
    @glowinggames1561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the fact you use Zote in the beggining, he's the perfect character to screaming and insulting the player.

  • @pabloamenazaazteca7486
    @pabloamenazaazteca7486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love how he insult is

  • @hanz9662
    @hanz9662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do I like this? Is it because of the well made content or the insults?