just when you think it's home time. Barking Orders Running after me and she have no id 31/05/21
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- I know I say about being confrontational But I believe this time it was warranted. I had stopped filming and my phone was away.
Bet she wouldn't chase a salad down the road.
If someone rolled a doughnut down the road she'd be after it like Ussain Bolt
Lol
she dislikes brocoli and 🥕 ...
😂
Sooooo funny 🤣🙌🤣🤣
It’s interesting on how civil servants do not like when cameras are pointed in their direction. They don’t like accountability they don’t like transparency.
They suck worldwide.
@Don't Shoot you got people claiming their civil servants
a nice 20 minutes break out of the office, harassing a member of the public . . . . . .
20 minutes .. and the rest, havent they got a job to do, that by the way we are paying them for. How on earth wasnt they called back in to do some actual work ????
She ate her warrant card when she ran out of 🍩
The lady in the local cake shop can verify that she's a cop
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Not a very good one at that 🤣
The police should be at the highest standards in this country.
She has let her fitness standards go completely by the look of her,
If she doesn't take pride in herself how's she gona take pride in her job as a copper?
If people can't look after themselves how are they expected to look after the public?
Lol
As a bit of a fat person myself, I can confirm this is a really funny comment! Bravo! :)
"why are you filming a police station?", "because I like to film farm buildings"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like it Kev 👍✌️👏
Hahahahahaha that's a new one! 🇺🇲☮️
Love it
Hahaaaaa nice one.
@@edwardserna205
we have a Saying in England They are about
much use As a Boar with TITS😠🤡🤡
More embarrassment for the police chiefs to look at from their poorly trained staff.
I think that's the most exercise she has had in a long time.
Heavy toped aswell
Unless you count eating donuts as exercise
I think the only PC for her would be Pie and Chips
Her mouth is exercising as she's eating all the pies 🤣
@@legobatman8353 bet she works in the canteen
The bag lady was just wrong, and the one who came to the rescue was slightly out of his depth. Guess they gave up waiting for the goon van.
Bag lady 😆👍
Yes like he said " the bag lady " looked like an homeless person ( again no disrespect to the homeless, bless them ) she looked really rough , no wonder he didn't believe she was a police officer, fair play not much dignity or respect to the police uniform at all, so much for this countries so called police. 🥴
omg that must be the longest time shes gone without eating something
Lol!
No way lol she deffo had a jam butty in her pocket
richard johnson I shouldn't laugh but that was so funney
She's probably eaten her warrant card
She was regurgitating the cud....
"I don't have to tell you why"
At last the words I've wanted to hear.
Just wish all auditors used those words.
Every time.
No need to ramble on with reasons why.
Trouble is the police can't accept it and use the word "why" like a broken down record.
I think the yearly fitness test is out the window in that cop shop judging by her.
Must have changed to 20 yearly.
More to the point they seem to have an awful lot of time on their hands, just hanging about waiting and watching for people going by and what they are doing, again good job if you can get it, we are paying them well for this,.... thanks for nothing 🥴
Imagine a police chase with her you would have to keep stopping so she catches up. 😱
Hahaaaaaaa good one!
Naw.. I'd run backwards, so I could film her trying to run after me ....
Put that up here in slo mo.😁
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She looks more like Karen Taylor from Eastenders than a serving police officer. All she needed was a can of Special Brew!
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Haha 💯 proper awful looking thing that..
And there's Mitch and his man queen son!
The minger needed a special brewery
If she's a police officer do they not have fitness tests anymore. You could have just kept walking she might have passed out
Its called the bleep test
@@cs98sss4 clearly the standards are lower than they used to be.
@@cs98sss4 And it’s piss easy to pass.
I believe on joining they do a 5.4 bleep test but then If you stay as you are then you are never tested again, I believe for instance firearm officers do a yearly test but average plod don't.
@@BrennBow lmao.....served in the army and never failed any fitness tests and they were a lot harder than this bleep test.
Another WPC police officer not fit for duty and couldn’t pass a fitness test
Fantastic auditor keep it up pal 👍
she couldn't find the warrant card because it was under the 15 portions of cake crumbs on her desk
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Or hidden under her folds
And a few bottles of cheap cider 🤣🤣
No crumbs on her desk , she licks all the desks in the building every day.
😂😂😂😂
Well handled as usual 👍
Clearly crime must be low as they can sit outside the station doing nothing.
Exactly.
They'll probably record this interaction as some kind of "incident" to get their figures up whilst sitting on their lazy behinds.
So, the Polis Karen ,just like the Polis, is really desperate to appear on screen. Hope she enjoys being the 'star' of the show.
Make that a BIG star.
Enjoyed the more assertive response to their unprofessional demeanour.
Police forget that they are citizens with a few extra powers that other citizens do not have. They are not unchallengeable.
Mate the way you batted them back up the street was thing of beauty!! I know coppers deal with some right scrotes and people you would cross the road to avoid, but why do they now just go straight into them v us mode? What happened to a polite 2 way conversation and escalate if and when necessary. Poor training and poor recruitment process I believe has alot to answer for.
Police are the people i would cross the road to avoid, biggest gang of crooks in the world
You gave those two a right slapping down of which they thoroughly earned!👊👍
Great content. I just love the way you put them In there place.
They obviously don’t serve salads in the police canteen.
LOL
classic!
I'm sure they do, but I suppose it's a choice she makes over the apple crumble for starters!
Hahaaaaa looks like it.
@@Nellyontheland looks like she eats apple crumble for starters
@@dean819 Well I do that 😆
But let's not beat around the bush, she is unfit in body for her job and its obviously addled her thinking abilities.
Secondhand treadmill anyone?
All we know is we have a very large lady, who enjoyed a lot of cake, an awful lot of cake. who claims to be a Police Officer. Should she have approached me, i would have laughed. You a Police Officer, do me a favour. Passed the Physical did you ? Please
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Ate her ID then went in and ate him before going for a 6 hour lunch. She a police space hopper?
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I believe she has won Dunkin' Donuts "Customer Of The Year" 3 times in a row. By the way Plod, brilliant interaction. They don't like it up 'em do they!
Ha ha ha ha the way she had to tell her foreign friend that she left her warrant card inside. Lol
"Foreign friend"? What are you on about?
Seriously good videos, you know the law, appear confident and stand your ground. Be careful you will get stop and searched and arrested. It happens to Kooleeberks all the time. Keep going and never give up
I am betting officer No1 has not passed her fitness test for a few years.
She passed the room it was in.
I am betting officer No1 passed her doughnut test with flying colours
I'm more worried about a diabetes test.
Lol no comment guys
There's a jolly good reason why she wasn't in uniform....They didn't have on big enough to fit her.
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Gone rogue!! Love that saying!! Respect 👊😉👍
Brilliant audit put them pair in their place. I'm a Police officer is that meant to scare or bully you.
A walking advertisement for Greggs sausage rolls
NO, an advert for NOT eating Greggs pies if this is what it does to you !!!
That was the best yet, I love they way you went back and re videoed the station again, and they stood there and did nothing, because they knew that could do anything ( like rabbits blinded by car lights), LOL. And as for the WPC FFS standards have dropped,
Whatever happened to proper police officers in uniform with creases in their trousers and polished boots who were respected and gained respect?
Most of them today look like they have been pulled out of a hedge backwards!
Defo defo I agree pete the cabby essex
"Its a bit strange". your a bit strange pal and so is your elephant!
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About time you put your foot down great audit I think she was waiting for the ice cream van
And a few flaggons of cheap cider 🤣🤣
She went “Blarr blarr blarr” so did he,
You crack me up “no disrespect to homeless”
She had a house, but she ate it. Boom boom.
You handled that perfectly dude.
Yes nicely taken down and sent away with their egos Dented.
Yes trying to run away scared of a "WPC".
The two police persons were waiting for other police persons to arrive but no show. And of course ringing 101 solves everything doesn't it.
Have you made a complaint against the Goodyear Blimp ? You could fit a circus act inside her shirt! She could blot out the sun on her own !
I wondered if it was Dress Down for Work Day
I bet whe she cuts herself she bleeds gravy
When she slumped forward over the wall I thought she was going to pick the dog up and eat it.
Funny as F*CK,,,ha ha 🤩
What? Without ketchup? Urghhhh. Yuk.
The dog was worried 😂😂😂😂
Great! Two Golden Sausage awards and one "Greggs Muncher" in one hit. No way is she likely to give chase but she could be used as a road block.
She couldn’t stop a hog in a narrow alleyway.
Big respect sir,they soon back down when they know their wrong.
Is this really the standard of police we have in this current climate.
the simple answer is yes
Its really looking dire isn't it ! 🥴
Next time they start asking questions start asking them personal questions. What did you have for breakfast etc
I suspect that that lady could of been the office cleaner, who similar to the PCSO'S, seems to have an over sense of authority. Whenever police officers give words of advice just return with your own words of advice such as don't take bribes or get don't get caught taking illegal drugs...
Don't insult ofice cleaners - They do are not trying to get into a place of power where they think they have carte banche. Cleaners perfor essential functions.
I apologise as I did not mean to insult office cleaners, who do a wonderful job, i was being flippant and sarcastic, inferring that the lady was trying to exercise her authority without acting professionally.
@@FCBSERIS Thankyou,I was going to comment ,I am a cleaner.I pay my way in life.I have more people skills than most of the police show,on these auditing videos.Fairplay to Andy Clarke for saying the comment wasn't meant how it came across.
Cleaners don't have collar numbers ffs
@@sj-30000 liars don't either 🙄🙄
I love your style and attitude plod , your best out there for sure , your a good old boy mate please keep doing what your doing
How embarrassed have they got to make themselves before the penny drops , that they need to think before they speak or take action
She looks more like a KAREN than a police officer, and the next time an officer says “Do you mind stopping and having a word” just ask them if they are that lonely
Lol
"Do you mind stopping? " the fact people don't stop is the big clue.😅
So glad we've got camera phones could just imagine back in the day when you didn't have them what the police got away with
Frightening thought isn't it, thats why they dont want us to be able to record anything now, unfortunately I do think the time will come quite soon where they will take the right away for the public to do this. 😞
@@Juls27989 No I don't think so julie but they just abuse their powers Best thing you can do with the police is not to engaged with them And let them do the talking
Could you imagine these two muppets dealing with an actual threat!!
Rude ignorant cop arguing like a 5 year old
Do they have no actual work to do
Those two officers will be up for a medal for guarding the station against a dangerous camera 😂
No masks, lockdowns or experimental biological agent 🇬🇧🏴👍🏻
She is a Salad Dodger that has never tried Jogging! The bloke is Gormless!
The primary goal of the police is to secure convictions. They are trained to develop cases so that they can prosecute and get the accused into the courtroom for judgement. Police training focuses on a variety of techniques that can be used to trick you into incriminating yourself. KEEP SCHTUM!
Fantastic mate, you had those two idiots on toast. Having been in many a police briefing over the years, you’re 100% correct, the police are programmed. They’re told what to perceive as a threat, how to respond, how to engage with the public in any given situation, which is why they all respond with the same lines. They also genuinely believe they they are legitimate targets for terrorists, as that is drummed into them, whereas the fact is it’s the public who are the target. You handled that brilliantly, which is why I’ve now subbed.
@Peter Pan and any answer is never good enough and doesn't suit their agenda unless you incriminate yourself
Just state to them, they can ask the same question as many times as they like, worded differently, if they choose ,however the answer will always stay the same.
Exactly!
correct
They must absolutely hate the fact that people have rights and they can't order them about. I reckon they joined the police thinking they'd have loads more powers than they have. Them two were in shock that someone knew the law. Oh dear their poor egos.
Surely there is a annual fitness test you have to pass to remain in the police force, how can you run after criminals in that condition
I think he could have picked a better Cougar for himself or was that the one who's car key he picked out the hat.
Did you catch them dogging in the back car park.
That policeman was so wound up, on edge, the "fake" lady cop was a waste of space, do this do that, stand there, really 😂
Even if she did have her warrant card on her your not obliged to even speak to her 😊
Great one mate👍
UK 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Some of these diet plans really need to target uk cops?
Good effort mate. It really bothers them when you don’t give them your name. It’s so funny.
It's like a drug to them, they get all twitchy when denied it.
When they ask your name, just say, "You can call me, 'Sir:"
That silence, then the realisation of the conversation he has just had, that he can not do anything legal to stop this. 2:06 in threats from the start, like a child not getting his own way. Watched it again stright after, good one TPONTP.
I thought she was just a benefits scrounger from the council estate 😬
She might be under(a lot of)cover.
They seem to think that they can stop you for no reason to make you "speak to them" even the pricks who aren't cops try to pretend they are and have the nerve to try and detain you lol you handled them perfectly m8 and more power to your elbow.
Interactions would be far more positive if they followed protocol, law and respected people's civil rights.
When you watch the power slip through there fingers
I laughed so much over this , my first thought that came into my head when I saw her proclaiming to be a police officer was the old advert ( Weebles wobble but they don't fall down ) in reference to a kids toy that never actually fell down and were to put it mildly very rotund , and it seems that stupidness is very rife in that station and their air of grandeur is something to behold .
@@toplodornottoplod Well done keep it up these people are way passed moron stage , and yes it was a close thing but the loo is near lol
Wow they treat the police station like it's their private domain - very interesting. They also pretend to be your friend by asking you slyly what's your name ?
Well done.
I wouldn’t argue with those two. Frightening stuff.
Or the police officer.
Freedom from tyrant lieing thugs violating the people 😄 Freedom 😄 happyness 😄
Programmed to believe they are superior in every way and you are only there to obey them, just the sort of fool to ask the public for assistance and not comprehend why it would be refused.
I was worried for the dog for a second! Looks like she ate everything else!
Looks like she's storing all the evidence of the thefts from the donut store
Spoke to a constable today he explained to me that i would not believe how stupid some people in the the Police Force actually are , these Auditing vids are really starting to show me what we are dealing with.
*THIS OFFICER AND HIS GIRLFRIEND NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO SPEAK TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC HE WILL BE SO UPSET WHEN HE SEES HIMSELF ON LINE*
*PEOPLE LIKE HIM ARE CAPABLE OF SERIOUS ATTACKS ON THE PUBLIC*
Stop calling them sir till they earn it.
Its the bloody yanks started the "Sir" stuff , it's said by them by rote,its cultural. Except our UK auditors have adopted it now,and it strokes the police's ego's.They call us mate, we call them Sir, how upside down is that!?🤔.
No one deserves to be called sir. It's an abbreviation of slave I remain.
Keeps you on the front foot .. cant be accused of being impolite ✌✌🇬🇧🇬🇧
Good Audit. I think you put them in their place and educated them - Especially the female.
She is probably part of the HJD (Hattie Jacques Division). I expected better of Teddington as that is a nice part of the world.
Showing your age there M McD
Your comment will be wasted on the young, but still funny as hell mate😂🤣😂🤣
Definitely the walk of shame. Ego's get in the way and you can't reason with them.
Butt hurt 😂😂😂😂
How can that female cop be considered a fit person to carry out her duties.
It's outrageous that cops that couldn't run more than 50 metres are on the street.
Always amazes me how much time that police officers have at their disposal when it suits them. Keep up the good work and stay safe.
Overstaffed and underworked
There is no such thing as a conversation with a police officer, only interrogation. Anything you say can only be used against you, never in your favour. Anything you say that can be twisted into something else will be and only used against you.
Never utter a word to police.
the morbidly obese 1 is the tea lady
Just love the way you deal with them ! Another great video, showing the contemptable arrogance and abuse of some police
Whatever happened to the fitness test to be a pc? she would deffo fail that.
Probably threatened to sit on whoever was conducting the test.
I used to watch them train. The PT would be screaming at them calling them lard arses.
Come on bud stop telling lies, no way she jogged up to you 😂
Maybe biggy blobby should get a job in “how to impress people” but working for a private company and see how long she lasts.
" I am telling you exactly why I dont need to tell you why" Priceless Superb !
That's more like it. Now you're talking. You need to toughen up with these tyrants.
@@toplodornottoplod , when the female (?) told you not to go anywhere, would that be considered unlawful detention/deprivation of liberty?
15:11 It's not strange to film two police officers not doing anything and wasting tax payers money by dossing about.
Our police force just look at the state of them both. Imagine her having to get some place quickly to help you or your family. There a joke and still no one in high office has ever e mailed the stations with laws on cameras. It goes on and on and on.
Thank God it didn’t involve a foot chase, we could have witnessed a death!
Don't anybody dare confirm she's his main squeeze I've not long had my tea and I don't want to puke it up.
Love how you stand your ground with these tyrants
Love to see her do a fitness course..🤣
She'd beat you for sure.
Very well handled wow