The Muppets get Modernized

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  • @radioactive_moose
    @radioactive_moose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16808

    “Say, did you hear about the church that burned down? Holy Smoke!” - actual joke told in Muppet Family Christmas

    • @NinjaPickle
      @NinjaPickle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2062

      Fozzie burned down Notre Dame

    • @ActuallySatan
      @ActuallySatan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

      That was his best joke, too, according to him.

    • @moonlitee
      @moonlitee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      is there any clip online

    • @abdelali9279
      @abdelali9279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I thought it was about the Church burnings in Canada that I heard some time ago.

    • @XombieLejon66
      @XombieLejon66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Fozzie moonlights as a black metal musician

  • @AceTheOcarinaMaker
    @AceTheOcarinaMaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21870

    It's almost scary how good these voices are!

    • @cartoonthetoon.2724
      @cartoonthetoon.2724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Oh hi Ace

    • @shadowfox3442
      @shadowfox3442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Holy crap I just realised youtube shortened the amount of time it was posted ago like instead of 18 hours it's 18h you're the first comment I noticed it on

    • @jasminetea1174
      @jasminetea1174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh hey. Someone popular

    • @robertallan8035
      @robertallan8035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cheers ace

    • @bendysans1077
      @bendysans1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shadowfox3442 yeah I thought I was going crazy when they did that

  • @cryoshock7296
    @cryoshock7296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3064

    Kermit's "I'm not mad, just disappointed" tone throughout the whole thing is just great

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Kermit doesn't get mad

    • @krabman2889
      @krabman2889 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Emily12471yeah, he doesn’t get mad. He SNAPS and then moves on with his day

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@krabman2889 eh potato tomato

    • @TheSilentConsort101
      @TheSilentConsort101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@krabman2889 that snap burns with the sheer anger of the cosmos, like a bolt of thunder.

    • @TheSilentConsort101
      @TheSilentConsort101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Emily12471 wE GOT A LIVE ONE FELLAS, GET EM

  • @JoLiKMC
    @JoLiKMC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8575

    I like the fact that instead of getting angry and flipping out, Kermit was just like… disappointed. And I mean on a _deeply_ emotional level.

    • @vilewolf4901
      @vilewolf4901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Deadass if you say these aren't funny to people like this irl, they be all like, "What, are you OfFeNdEd???" And in reality no one actually gives a rat's ass, they're just trying to help them actually be funny 😶

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@vilewolf4901 I'd like to think that people would be smart enough to know the difference between just mentioning these things, and actually making clever, tasteful jokes about them, and know that just saying these things isn't funny by itself, and that there's a level of craftsmanship here.
      But, for the sake of argument, I'll go ahead and point out that this has a lot to do with a decreased tolerance for criticism in the modern landscape. Too many years of falsely-founded positive reinforcement on non-achievements compounding by an increasingly large number of ways to mute and silence detractors makes it all too easy for people to deflect or outright ignore discourse, rather than engage with it and perhaps learn from it. People grow more and more stubborn with every generation.

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@MrGeorgeFlorcus decreased tolerance for criticism? You realize you’re in the TH-cam comments section, right?

    • @ronniedio7013
      @ronniedio7013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You ever watched the Muppet show ? Kermit is disappointed and n everything.. guest. Show..songs. his love life with the pig. His life's a dissapintmwnr

    • @mcxproductions
      @mcxproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, he’s not angry. Just disappointed.

  • @ramirolosadamedina7843
    @ramirolosadamedina7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35769

    I really dig the idea of Fozzie trying to do dark humor.

    • @georgebush7010
      @georgebush7010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +831

      On one episode he made a joke about the titanic and one of the old dudes said he was offended cuz he was on the ship (if someone can find that pls post the link)

    • @skyyy7544
      @skyyy7544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Dark humor isn't edgy humor

    • @zuzemann
      @zuzemann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +590

      @@skyyy7544 all dark humor is edgy humor but not all edgy humor is dark

    • @Handlelesswithme
      @Handlelesswithme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@skyyy7544 it’s only edgy if it is meant to be taken seriously

    • @KitKatHexe
      @KitKatHexe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Big Crunch FUCK YEAH! ANOTHER F.B.I. FAN!

  • @Mr.Emu.-
    @Mr.Emu.- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "It's just kinda depressing" is genuinely the greatest line in this

    • @palereaper
      @palereaper ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No I disagree

    • @abbycollins
      @abbycollins 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That and “you’re a horrible person fozzie”

  • @fntatn
    @fntatn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5436

    This video wouldn't have been the same without the "You're a horrible person Fozzie." It was just the icing on the cake.

    • @jonathanoriley8260
      @jonathanoriley8260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That was what made me laugh lol

    • @newbienoobframebyframe4108
      @newbienoobframebyframe4108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The best part.

    • @roysmoothfinger
      @roysmoothfinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sense the video was a build up to 9/11. JJ pretty much just brought up 9/11. Best twist

    • @gauravagochiya4218
      @gauravagochiya4218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@roysmoothfinger Hell, the whole thumbnail was just ‘Bring up 9/11’ He was telling us the whole time what the punchline was lol.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's been a long time coming; high time someone said it.

  • @dreamcogs3877
    @dreamcogs3877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19955

    It's clear that Fozzie hasn't modernised his humour enough since these jokes clearly haven't gotten into post-irony levels yet, perhaps for good reason they haven't

    • @ae7837
      @ae7837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

      amomgus

    • @skiitz7690
      @skiitz7690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      agongus

    • @TAYBR00K
      @TAYBR00K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      I guess you could say the joke didn't...
      fly well
      [insert laughter]

    • @steveluna1627
      @steveluna1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Hey it's the joke police, everyone please don't be funny so he can go away

    • @dreamcogs3877
      @dreamcogs3877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      @@steveluna1627 nice of you to assume we are funny

  • @TheManWithoutFear0
    @TheManWithoutFear0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    Fozzie: "Life's been tough these last couple of weeks, ever since I killed those three guys on the subway."
    Kermit: "Okay I'm waiting for the punchline."
    Fozzie: "There isn't one. It's not a joke."

    • @thatoneguy86493
      @thatoneguy86493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It turns out they weren't acally robbing the subway

    • @belnonaodh1520
      @belnonaodh1520 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      "How about another joke, Kermit?"

    • @JVLeroy223
      @JVLeroy223 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "We used to throw sandwiches at the Fozzie guy, singin' ayo, we better run yo." He sure lit things up alright...

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ​@@belnonaodh1520 Kermit: No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.
      Statler: We had enough of his jokes when he wasn't on stage!
      Waldorf: Hohohoho!
      Fozzie: What do you get, when you cross a mentally ill loner, with a SOCIETY that ABANDONS HIM and TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH?
      Statler: I hope it's a better show!
      Waldorf: Hohohoho!

  • @Golden12500
    @Golden12500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7499

    "It's relatable!"
    "Hmm, you got me there"
    What's going on at home Kermit
    *What's going on*

    • @ulikemykungfu3995
      @ulikemykungfu3995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      Do you not see Piggy beating Kermit constantly?

    • @1Manhunt7
      @1Manhunt7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      U never wondered why she really is called ms piggy?

    • @CitrineGamer-1
      @CitrineGamer-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      🎶Ms. Piggy cheated so it's bacon for breakfast, bacon for breakfast 🎶

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      She took the kids

    • @etrangray-mane8610
      @etrangray-mane8610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "I was not punching you Kermit, I was karate chopping you!"

  • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
    @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10163

    Since we're so used to characters being made horrible people in "parodies" and other forms of "comedy", I love that Kermit is basically unchanged and trying to wrap his head around Fozzie's attempt at using edgy humour.

    • @guywithaplan8556
      @guywithaplan8556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      It makes it even more funnier

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Kermit just got tired of all of it

    • @Lethal_Spoon
      @Lethal_Spoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      the audience seemed to like it

    • @kaicreech7336
      @kaicreech7336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Honestly, Fozzie trying and failing at modern humor like this is pretty in character.

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Kermit is the straight man. He is the one reasonable person in a storm of the incarnations of pure chaos.

  • @inception1695
    @inception1695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23741

    The funniest thing about the 9/11 joke here is that, technically, Kermit's birth caused 9/11.
    In a 2002 Film, A Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, an angel shows Kermit what the world would be like if he had never been born. And in this alternate reality of 2002, the Twin Towers were still standing. Therefore, Kermit's birth somehow caused 9/11.

    • @amadeosendiulo2137
      @amadeosendiulo2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4311

      The butterfly effect.

    • @slaimiaadem1634
      @slaimiaadem1634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +639

      Fax

    • @thebackrooms9471
      @thebackrooms9471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

      (No I’m not trying to get wooshed)
      For anybody that doesn’t understand why the WTC would be in 2002 film, most movies are shot before the year of the date, so Kermit’s film was shot in 00’ or 01’ .

    • @discolullaby5777
      @discolullaby5777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      We all know why 9/11 happened. Could’ve been avoided but the FBI decided to ignore the people calling it up and saying how strange it was that some pilots didn’t wanna learn to land.

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

      @@discolullaby5777
      kermit caused 9/11, didn't you read the comment?

  • @thetimeproject7868
    @thetimeproject7868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    “Fozzie, this one just says ‘amogus’, what’s the joke? It's just a made up word. There’s no punchline.”

    • @Autokendo17
      @Autokendo17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      "Say it backwards!"

    • @canadianbacon2693
      @canadianbacon2693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      "Fozzie, 'sugoma' is simply another absurd made-up term that doesn't carry any real meaning or humor! Please Fozzie, just explain to me how the word 'sugoma' is supposed to contain any comedic value at all! Is this another one of those randomized low-effort jokes that make the kids of generation z laugh? I want to be hip with the kids these days, Fozzie, but no matter what I say to them they always tell me to go sugondese. What does sugondese mean, Fozzie? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???"

    • @zkn8665
      @zkn8665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ah yes a made up word, opposed to naturally formed words

    • @TrojanStrikeAnimations42069
      @TrojanStrikeAnimations42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Say Kid AmogUs backwards!"

  • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
    @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Was *not* expecting that 9-11 bit to get called back to but it has and I love it.

    • @60sto80s2
      @60sto80s2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This still my fav of all solidjj stuff

  • @Sharkfreak956
    @Sharkfreak956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9030

    "There's no joke..."
    Welcome to modern comedy, Kermit.

    • @NotKaiii
      @NotKaiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      It's just loud ass music with horribly edited jpegs

    • @technounionrepresentative4274
      @technounionrepresentative4274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      The joke is that life is a joke

    • @DJ-wl5qo
      @DJ-wl5qo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      *annoying clapping and “WHOOOO” noises intensify*

    • @MatthewLarson578
      @MatthewLarson578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Now we find the dumbest memes ever to be funny. The Mr. Incredible uncanny, Amogus, Reject Humanity, all these memes are as dumb as shit and still we laugh. Why

    • @ShafiqYoutube81
      @ShafiqYoutube81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please no

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28900

    Kermit has got to be arguably one of the greatest comedians of our time

    • @TAYBR00K
      @TAYBR00K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      I guess you could say the joke didn't...
      fly well
      [insert laughter]

    • @Melonposting
      @Melonposting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @Magikarp It is indeed a comment you have read

    • @attackoramic8361
      @attackoramic8361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @Magikarp Your opinion…
      That opinion was one of the opinions I’ve ever read

    • @jerzusaddenda9581
      @jerzusaddenda9581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Why do I see your comments everywhere?

    • @Potatisfaen
      @Potatisfaen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dude your everywhere.

  • @whoxman1621
    @whoxman1621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I come from the future to tell everyone that yes, Fozzie DID, in fact, bring up 9/11

    • @diamondan5721
      @diamondan5721 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W h a t

    • @Wendathesprunklie
      @Wendathesprunklie ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fozzie bear has been shot

    • @jamroll3841
      @jamroll3841 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@diamondan5721 watch fozzie's last joke, he brings up 9/11

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3416

    The funny part is that these jokes would be considered modern in the late 2000's

    • @Mentallysubnormal
      @Mentallysubnormal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      9/11 jokes would get you beat up or arrested in the early/mid 2000s

    • @mintw4241
      @mintw4241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Mentallysubnormal ahahahahhah HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @Ashe1001
      @Ashe1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@Mentallysubnormal How to tell people you weren't an adult in the early to mid 2000s

    • @Mentallysubnormal
      @Mentallysubnormal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Ashe1001 I lived in the deep south you see

    • @bornanagaming3329
      @bornanagaming3329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Mentallysubnormal reminds me of that tragedy

  • @alanmaharg6488
    @alanmaharg6488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    People are talking about how accurate the voice acting is, and while I agree it is super amazing, I think what also really sells this is how true the timing and writing is to an actual Muppet's skit. Like if you just changed the overall message, it would sound like actual Muppet's audio which is impressive.

  • @crudknight
    @crudknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    This video foreshadowed Kermit's divorce and fozzie's cancelation

    • @Garrett-n5m
      @Garrett-n5m 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fr

    • @ryko1478
      @ryko1478 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait Fozzie got cancelled?

    • @LoganJackson
      @LoganJackson 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the first one I knew about, but what happened with Fozzie?

  • @_G.C
    @_G.C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    This is a great kermit impression. I feel like people try way too hard to exaggerate it for giggles, but the monotone voice delivering these lines is what's funny

  • @MemeSnack
    @MemeSnack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4819

    Besides Fozzie's last punchline, if in your head you envision him as Norm Macdonald, the jokes instantly become 10 times better.

    • @guymcdothings3569
      @guymcdothings3569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      If it was Norm, the last one would instead be an OJ Simpson joke and also funny.

    • @AxmedGurey_Al-Ghazi
      @AxmedGurey_Al-Ghazi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@guymcdothings3569 Stalin was worse

    • @aawagga6841
      @aawagga6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      man i am sick of hearing about this dude and the infinite losers spamming his jokes in every single comment about him

    • @jamesxist
      @jamesxist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@aawagga6841 Right? He was a real jerk!

    • @vonnie0_0
      @vonnie0_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@aawagga6841 They seem like real jerks, and I had no idea he was sick.

  • @johnmartin4119
    @johnmartin4119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Fozzy really killed it with that 9/11 joke, and according to CNN, the state of Arkansas, Israel and Palestine, and Kim Jung Un Kermit was right about Fozzy being a horrible person

    • @andrewclark3330
      @andrewclark3330 ปีที่แล้ว

      and Fozzy is shot and killed immediately for telling this joke

    • @timothydarden6133
      @timothydarden6133 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the 9/11 joke would lead to Fozzie's execution.

    • @andrewclark3330
      @andrewclark3330 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@timothydarden6133 yep
      "Fozzie Bear Has Been Shot" *video ends*

    • @patrickkirby6580
      @patrickkirby6580 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “This isn’t funny it’s just offensive”

    • @nitroweeb41
      @nitroweeb41 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep. 3000 people died that night... of laughter!

  • @mhelm0225
    @mhelm0225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Kermit: "Bring up 9/11."
    MrEnter: "Interesting."

    • @Yuginkai12
      @Yuginkai12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mr enter gonna revive Admirable Animation after that one lol

    • @lordkaijux5262
      @lordkaijux5262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I had a feeling someone was going to mention that.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You beat me to it.
      "Lyle wake up!"

    • @Lucios1995
      @Lucios1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can someone explain MrEnter's relation to this?

    • @Yuginkai12
      @Yuginkai12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Lucios1995 criticized Turning Red for not talking about that topic

  • @dashiethebunny
    @dashiethebunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3148

    I think I like this take on Kermit more then the typical "edgy Kermit" memes everyone makes

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Honestly this just feels like a theoretical episode of the show that got canceled

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      The virgin Edgy Kermit VS The chad normal (AKA Reverse Edgy) Kermit

    • @terrance6814
      @terrance6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Totally, this Kermit's the exact same character he always was questioning everyone around him.

    • @davideades3391
      @davideades3391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wooaah, that was weared, there were literally nine hundred and eleven likes before I clicked like

    • @SonicUnderground316
      @SonicUnderground316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's because he act pretty much in character here.

  • @webbmerriam6984
    @webbmerriam6984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    Kermit: "It's kinda depressing."
    Fozzy: "It's relatable!"
    Kermit: *thinks about Ms.Piggy "Hm, you got me there."

    • @LMS5935
      @LMS5935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Actually he broke up with Miss piggy in 2015 soooooooo I guess you’re not entirely wrong

    • @chumbum3041
      @chumbum3041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@LMS5935 HE DID?!?!

    • @LMS5935
      @LMS5935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@chumbum3041 yep it happened in a show and then it officially happened when Kermit the Frog was talking to a late night TV host

    • @gigajesus
      @gigajesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@LMS5935 we got back together a few months later

    • @LMS5935
      @LMS5935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gigajesus and broke up like 20 times again LOL

  • @toprope_
    @toprope_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The dude does a really good Fozzie impression, even the weird way he emphasizes words in the middle of a sentence like a punchline

  • @thetotallyrealnotstupidang1982
    @thetotallyrealnotstupidang1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Everyone’s talking about all the other iconic and hilarious lines, but I find it interesting that Kermit, a frog famously married to Miss Piggy, finds the line about hating your wife ‘relatable.’

    • @julias.6658
      @julias.6658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I mean, first of all I don’t think they’re technically married. Secondly, they definitely have a very… tumultuous relationship in all universes

    • @Nintendopowerdude
      @Nintendopowerdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You have forgotten my friend, they got divorced a few years ago. Huge media event. I imagine near the end it was a little rough

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kermit likes BBW

  • @SrKing-dm4ku
    @SrKing-dm4ku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    Kermit: "I think we've had enough of your jokes Fozzie - "
    Fozzie: "What do you get when you take a funny and clever bear and put him with an audience that treats him like shit?"
    Kermit: "I uh, don't think you can say that Fo - "
    Fozzie: "You get what you deserve!"
    *the sound of a gunshot rings through the hall, as Kermit's body flies off screen cartoonishly*
    "Waka waka!"
    (good vid btw)

    • @MatthewLarson578
      @MatthewLarson578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That’s Life!

    • @Kakmanmartinez666
      @Kakmanmartinez666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I would love for someone to animate this

    • @ZGlove.
      @ZGlove. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Fozzie: "It's just...it's been a rough few weeks, ever since I...killed those 3 Wall Street Muppets."

    • @ThefifthBishopofGord
      @ThefifthBishopofGord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The two old guys who may or not be stuck to their seats cheer possibly before or after insulting the show or Kermit.

    • @hunterlawrence3573
      @hunterlawrence3573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ZGlove. Don’t you mean 3 Sesame Street muppets?

  • @TheManOfPenguin
    @TheManOfPenguin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Within Muppet lore, Kermit is somehow in some form responsible for 9/11

  • @KyleAnimates
    @KyleAnimates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I love how this is supposed to be a meme, but it captures the character of fozzie and kermit so well that it seems like they'd actually do this on the show as a bit.

  • @JustChadC
    @JustChadC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    The audio quality is actually really good. It’s got a bit of that 70s muffle and unlike most of these types of meme videos (that are just someone saying the meme), this one works and doesn’t overstay it’s welcome.

  • @christophersfirstyoutubeca8751
    @christophersfirstyoutubeca8751 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "Well this one says 'joke about Hitler'"
    "What's wrong with that?"
    "Well, it's just- what's there to joke about? What's so funny about one of the most evil dictators in history?"
    "I guess you can NAZI where I'm coming from! Wacka wacka!"

  • @mcdoodledood2463
    @mcdoodledood2463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "In other news, Fozzie the Bear's Twitter has been removed for hate speech"

  • @PuppyLuvU2
    @PuppyLuvU2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    The thing is, Kermit is right....about the person that made this actually.

  • @geostorm2860
    @geostorm2860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    he told the 9/11 joke later on
    💀

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    At least it wasn't a _plane_ old joke like Kermit would do.
    Dark humor really does _tower_ above the rest.

    • @PkmariO64
      @PkmariO64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Dark humour leaves everything else in the _dust_

    • @Kuwagattai
      @Kuwagattai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How do you do the slanted font? I have one

    • @timetraveler7
      @timetraveler7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Kuwagattai I'm pretty sure you just add /slashes/ to it ie hi never mind i

    • @timetraveler7
      @timetraveler7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kuwagattai nevermind it didn't work

    • @Kuwagattai
      @Kuwagattai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@timetraveler7 well the joke i wanted to make is:
      Wow all these jokes left me _jumping_ with laughter
      Idk sounds abit dumb now that i think of it

  • @drawsomedrawnster2781
    @drawsomedrawnster2781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Fun fact: in "It's a very merry muppet Christmas movie" it is implied kermit in some way caused 9/11

  • @Ivaneus27
    @Ivaneus27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    And 1 year later to the day, he did it!
    Well done.

  • @laikapupkino1767
    @laikapupkino1767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    KERMIT: "Hey Fozzie, what's up?"
    "FOZZIE BEAR: "Not the World Trade Center!"
    Wacka-Wacka

  • @theredtechnician
    @theredtechnician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2621

    First one was boomer humour, second one was millenial hatred of America whilst the last one was Zoomer shock humour.

    • @Pyranders
      @Pyranders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Bold of you to assume that Zoomers do not also hate america.

    • @Mae4Ever
      @Mae4Ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@Pyranders and who are 15 year old femboys with pronouns.

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      @@Mae4Ever Man remember when no individual can be referred to? Only thing we had was "it". These darn Zoomers these days and their pronouns.

    • @Pyranders
      @Pyranders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      ​@@Mae4Ever Not only do they have pronouns, I've heard some of the sick little bastards actually have _verbs._

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@Pyranders
      Disgusting.

  • @GamezIdiot
    @GamezIdiot 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I find both depressing and hilarious when Fozzie said the marriage joke was relatable and Kermit didn’t disagree..

  • @theastonvillaseal585
    @theastonvillaseal585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Statler and Waldorf: "The last time I saw something that was as fired up as this audience was in 2001!"

  • @ChessedGamon
    @ChessedGamon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I feel if Jim Henson got everything he wanted out of the original Muppets pitch this would be the type of humor he'd try getting away with

  • @ITotallyGetThat
    @ITotallyGetThat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    ah so that's where that brick came from

  • @mrb5940
    @mrb5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    I love how with the first on Kermit was like "Alright, you got me there"
    But Kermit is right with all of these tbh, none of those are jokes, they are just themes, themes that could be used for a joke, but not really jokes
    And I liked that Kermit said "There is no punch line" with the 9/11 one, he is right, even a joke about a tragedy should have a punchline to be a joke LMAO

    • @ThefifthBishopofGord
      @ThefifthBishopofGord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The 9/11 one could literally the almost the same punchline at the end of it as in the video.

    • @bornanagaming3329
      @bornanagaming3329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      9/11 was a national tragedy! Someone's brother walked through blood and bones there!

    • @teejay9189
      @teejay9189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@bornanagaming3329 you know what else was s national tradgey? MY MOM

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      There’s a video that goes really in-depth about this exact thing. It’s called “Dark Humor vs. ‘Dark Humor’”

    • @teejay9189
      @teejay9189 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@littlemoth4956 who made it?

  • @burnttoast26
    @burnttoast26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3262

    "There's no joke, Fozzie"
    That's kinda the state of modern humor. There are a number of reasons that shitloads of comedians have basically said that comedy is dead.

    • @MSCDonkeyKong
      @MSCDonkeyKong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      thought i just had, maybe the issue is that audiences just want a different rhythms to comedy?
      like, punchlines usually are good since they turn current expectations on their heads, right?
      so people might be expecting when the punchline is coming out, and maybe that creates an element of unpredictability?
      but when theres no punchline it throws off that rhythm
      now, the problem with it is that its not really hard to do, since theres no clever twist aside from "i'm messing with the rhythms of comedy!". which anybody can do
      since i predict this will get old soon (and thats assuming that it already hasnt), then you'd have to find some way to become even more meta
      not that i'd know how to do that. my only ideas are to either be completely deadpan with outlandish stuff, or to bring back puns and ask people if you're allowed to tell jokes before you tell them (like when you're 3 years old)

    • @megamike15
      @megamike15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      it does not help alot of modern comedy isnt funny.

    • @MementoDespair
      @MementoDespair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@megamike15 Probably because they believe modern comedy isn't funny and they make it a reality by believing that I stead of trying to do better

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Comedy is dead, and we pulled the trigger.

    • @AdamantLightLP
      @AdamantLightLP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Probably because so many people lives revolve around finding the next funny through whatever social media.

  • @potatodadave
    @potatodadave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Mr Enter would have loved the 9/11 joke

  • @Ironwolf-pm7zs
    @Ironwolf-pm7zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    "You're just bringing up a national tragedy, w-where is the punchline?"
    Redditors and edgy kids: "Punchline?"

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What's the difference?

    • @Ironwolf-pm7zs
      @Ironwolf-pm7zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@Rad-Dude63andathird Redditors are usually edgy adults too.

    • @WilliamHoskins08
      @WilliamHoskins08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fkn redditors

    • @bornanagaming3329
      @bornanagaming3329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cmon man don't joke about 9/11. It's a national tragedy!

    • @Ironwolf-pm7zs
      @Ironwolf-pm7zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@WilliamHoskins08 I have been a Redditor for 2 years, f--- Redditors.

  • @MarioGuadalupe
    @MarioGuadalupe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I hate my wife and our loveless marriage"
    Kermit sure found this one relatable

  • @PeashyRedTail
    @PeashyRedTail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    0:35
    TheMysteriousMrEnter after watching Turning Red

    • @samuelwetz8378
      @samuelwetz8378 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And that’s why that idiot has almost no respect from anyone 😂

  • @JakeAmpersand1088
    @JakeAmpersand1088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *_I Like it how Kermit Agreed with the Wife joke. "You got me there"_*

  • @CheeseGraterToiletPaper
    @CheeseGraterToiletPaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Remember when in the Christmas Muppets movie there was a timeline where Kermit wasn't ever born and the twin towers were still there.

  • @dromeothemonternoraptor7537
    @dromeothemonternoraptor7537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That last joke aged well...

  • @PhantasticMrPhrog
    @PhantasticMrPhrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Fozzie really never will understand what true humor is!

  • @LadyEvilest
    @LadyEvilest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "You're a horrible person, Fozzie." The delivery of that line made me lol!

  • @ironmaster6496
    @ironmaster6496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    And he told that joke anyways....should have listened to Kermit

  • @michaelsmitha.k.a.mr.drago1601
    @michaelsmitha.k.a.mr.drago1601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "You're a horrible person Fonzie." Gets me every time. 😂😂😂

  • @scifilmmaking
    @scifilmmaking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Eyo JJ, j wanted to let u k these are fucking hilarious, keep em coming, can't wait for the big project

  • @HalloWitch93
    @HalloWitch93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Uh- alright, Fozzie, I'm waiting for the punchline."
    "There is no punchline. It's not a joke."

  • @GameGod77
    @GameGod77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    This is such a perfect example of how "edgy jokes" have devolved into not even being jokes anymore. The idea of "it's funny because it's shocking" only works if you've already established yourself as someone who's actually nice and caring.

    • @gameworkshop2707
      @gameworkshop2707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If we lived in a world where characters like Cartman, blender, and the whole "adult" animation genre didn't existed, I'd porbably agree with you.

    • @GameGod77
      @GameGod77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@gameworkshop2707 The sad thing is those characters get called out for being bad people in their own shows, but the average audience doesn't care.

    • @UnleashthePhury
      @UnleashthePhury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I wish more people understood this.
      Dark humour only works if you acknowledge in some way that the dark part is not the good part.
      It’s not just about saying fucked up shit - you can do dark humour and be delightful and kind.
      If you do dark humour and are a vindictive psychopathic asshole, then you’re just hiding in plain sight.

    • @spankypants2793
      @spankypants2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      idk man i think it's just commentary about fozzy the bear being not that funny

    • @GameGod77
      @GameGod77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@spankypants2793 Feeling called out there friend?

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Bring Up 9/11."
    Ah man they know me so well, I'm that one guy in audience who starts laughing and clapping when they do.

  • @cllncl
    @cllncl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:36
    Solid JJ predicts Turning Red

  • @zlosov5817
    @zlosov5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Who let Statler and Waldorf write his material again?

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Even they wouldn’t do this.
      They were hired to be Biden’s script writers at the time this discussion happened. They quit when they realized Biden is more senile than they are.

    • @Johnson-br2lw
      @Johnson-br2lw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@manoftruth0935 Umm, so you mind telling us were this came from?

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Johnson-br2lw observing reality.

    • @Johnson-br2lw
      @Johnson-br2lw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@manoftruth0935 and you're sharing it under a muppet shitpost with little to no relation to it.

    • @prime_optimus
      @prime_optimus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Johnson-br2lw He doesn't actually believe what he's saying.

  • @BuddySweyzer
    @BuddySweyzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Fozzie's attempt at modernizing includes joking about an event from over 20 years ago

  • @insaneninjabunny
    @insaneninjabunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Your Kermit is so close, but your Fozzie is spot on. Hard to find a good fozzie voice these days! Also this is fantastic work all around, love it!

  • @rattyeely
    @rattyeely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This is such a good commentary on how old standup jokes haven't aged well, while at the same time being a hilarious muppet sketch

  • @rgfella
    @rgfella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    And this joke finally pays off in the most recent Fozzie bear video.

  • @Webb_Studios
    @Webb_Studios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Who’s here after the excellent pay off of the most recent video?

  • @lonebattledroid4474
    @lonebattledroid4474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Fozzie: Well let me try something else, Why did the Chicken cross the road?
    Kermit: I don't know, why?
    Fozzie: ........Weedeater.
    Kermit: Fozzie that's not funny. All you did was say something unexpected while referencing something else.
    Fozzie: Thaaaaat's Comedy!
    Kermit: .......You're fired.

    • @gachagav_gc
      @gachagav_gc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Veggietales reference

  • @Kyoobur9000
    @Kyoobur9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *The early 2000’s:* (exist)
    *Mr. Enter:* 0:36

  • @aYtto
    @aYtto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That kind of humor somewhat funny but badly tragic and/or depressing, it's fascinating the different ammount of feelings i had hearing these.

  • @TyranBatten
    @TyranBatten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Even though its a little dark. It really does feel like a bit from the Muppet show. Very good voices too

  • @clydeandfriends
    @clydeandfriends 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You know you've messed up bug time when Kermit is just disappointed and not normally flipping out.

  • @DarkLordSelrahc
    @DarkLordSelrahc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "How about another joke, Kermit?"
    "No, I think we had enough of your jokes."

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well what do you get when you cross a mentally ill bear with A SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS HIM AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH!!

  • @kakyoindonut3213
    @kakyoindonut3213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The sitcom laugh actually makes this 100 times funnier

  • @orangecatkong3910
    @orangecatkong3910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “You’re a horrible person Fozzie”
    Kermit the Frog, 2022

  • @idimation5579
    @idimation5579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Seems like Fozzie’s been getting his material from 4chan.

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      literally every single place on the internet has 911 jokes

    • @cordyceps182
      @cordyceps182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Implying people on 4chan have a wife to hate

    • @pauljerome01
      @pauljerome01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They never mentioned USS liberty and dancing Israelis though

    • @yigitoz8387
      @yigitoz8387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Logan Roof based

    • @idimation5579
      @idimation5579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Logan Roof and feed

  • @Gigathyn
    @Gigathyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    you should do a video where old snake asks otacon how he got the money for their equipment, and he says NFT's. And he has to explain what they are with snake being completely lost.

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Non-fungible tokens? What the hell are you talking about Otacon? How can you sell my old RAY photos if we leaked them years ago?"

  • @gamerguy425
    @gamerguy425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The last joke is in the thumbnail and the punchline still caught me the fuck off guard lmao

  • @thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831
    @thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The last joke is probably the only time I’ll ever laugh at Fozzy’s jokes.

  • @GTTB-227
    @GTTB-227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always admire whoever the voice actors are for this channel, like how the heck did you nail every single voice in your video? 😂

  • @seanspindleshanks2529
    @seanspindleshanks2529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like that Kermit concedes that "I hate my wife" is relatable, and then in the next video, Kermit is getting a divorce

  • @avazquez01
    @avazquez01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Bring up 9/11” would definitely work in today’s demographic. Don’t lie

  • @Qetzl
    @Qetzl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Fozzie's new edgy comedy special where the poster is him with caution tape on his mouth

  • @calebtitler1847
    @calebtitler1847 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Solidjj and jhett are the best at doing parodies right while also adding subtle commentary in their videos

  • @richardenglish2195
    @richardenglish2195 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did you know Osama Bin Laden once appeared on Hell's Kitchen? He made a big apple crumble.

  • @fredrogers4717
    @fredrogers4717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:37 Mr Enter everybody.

  • @TheMinetaEnjoyer
    @TheMinetaEnjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a comedian I can confirm I always phrase "bring up 9/11" as a last resort

  • @106640guy
    @106640guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was ofcourse before Fozzie got outed in the whole 'Sesame too' scandal

  • @sbboh-kcin
    @sbboh-kcin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Kermit's being a bit hypocritical here considering he caused 9/11

  • @phil-gd6es
    @phil-gd6es 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It's commentary. My humor is informative and questions things."

  • @Rxin3akaMal
    @Rxin3akaMal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mr Enter making his turning red review

  • @therealCrazyJake
    @therealCrazyJake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think Kermit acting as the straight man reacting to Fozzie’s edginess IS the punchline!

  • @ultraexcalibur1728
    @ultraexcalibur1728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:36 predicted Mr. Enter

  • @skeletonking2501
    @skeletonking2501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can’t think of a better time to listen to this

  • @carlcarlington7317
    @carlcarlington7317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Fozzies a smart bear, make a horrible comedy routine, complain about cancel culture on twitter when people don’t like your jokes, go on joe Rogan, and make a fortune on the 200th Comedy Central special titled “trigger warning.” My man fozzie will be made for life, he won’t be funny but he will be a very rich bare. Wakka wakka

  • @PhreashContent
    @PhreashContent หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Kermit: Your a horrible person Fozzie
    Fozzie: But I am a bear…
    Kermit: Oh… good joke

  • @icel8828
    @icel8828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:47
    I feel like a traitor for smiling at that..

  • @tatendacalebharawa3390
    @tatendacalebharawa3390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the crash and burn joke actually made me laugh