Dave Attell - How You Know When You're Really Drunk

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  • #DaveAttell ("The Daily Show", "Insomniac with Dave Attell", "Trainwreck") on when the best time to have a cigarette is, what he learned watching the Discovery Channel, and the best person to ask for directions.
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  • @tisdue
    @tisdue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I love Dave Attell's style. He talks to you like an old friend, while saying ridiculous shit.

    • @mulemule
      @mulemule 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like the spastic but hilarious friend in rehab (who's still fighting their way out of withdrawl). 😅

  • @JustinBorowski13
    @JustinBorowski13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "I guess what I'm trying to say is that I travel a lot"
    Those are the kinds of silly transitions that he does that make me laugh harder than any of the punchlines LOL

  • @VegetoStevieD
    @VegetoStevieD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    "I'm in a bus station, I'm not bragging."
    Audience didn't even notice lol

    • @CapnCody1622
      @CapnCody1622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wilson Mathias It’s a joke because who brags about being at a bus station? There are kind of a few parts to it but that’s one of them.

    • @omfgitspyrogirl
      @omfgitspyrogirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i noticed that too. audience took a minute to warm up to him

    • @SuperiorityQomplex
      @SuperiorityQomplex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just for Laughs is in Montreal and even though most of them speak english, french is generally their first language. Can take some time to translate it. And frankly, if english isn't your first language, the subtleties of sarcasm are even tougher to pick up..

    • @bensweiss
      @bensweiss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The audience missed a few. Too bad they missed them.

    • @SamBassComedy
      @SamBassComedy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Audience was a little stiff.

  • @thomascarter8690
    @thomascarter8690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Dave is one of my favorite stand ups. He has incredible timing, delivery, is just crude enough, and has excellent control of the audience. For some reason, I feel people don’t consider him in the top 20 or so stand ups of all time. I feel like he absolutely deserves it.

    • @Michael-yu9ix
      @Michael-yu9ix ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every comedian today considers him top 5 at least. Dave Chapelle said he's maybe the greatest ever. His timing and cadence is best ever.

    • @Lisa-ik3wt
      @Lisa-ik3wt ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is as underrated as Rush.

    • @ieatturdz
      @ieatturdz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Lisa-ik3wtyess

  • @hectorabreu2502
    @hectorabreu2502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I've heard his "voice in my head" bit so many times and it still hilarious

    • @Prof.Pwnalot
      @Prof.Pwnalot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm at a bus stop, I'm not bragging"

    • @mylovesongs2429
      @mylovesongs2429 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he cut the joke short in this one. he said before "i do not want to, do you know why? because during a terrible gardening accident, a cucumber went up my ass 3 times, and i had to cry in the shower.", or "because once i sat on my keys the wrong way, and i had to cry in the shower".

  • @ruthlesskumquat2918
    @ruthlesskumquat2918 9 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks." Lolol priceless

  • @tylerm0089
    @tylerm0089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    hahah "alright Cana-don't"

  • @smradztoiek
    @smradztoiek 8 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    That was like 10 jokes a minute. Gotta love the guy :)

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he's used some of this same material before and it went better then. This audience sucked. He gave them as much effort as their minimal energy gave him motivation to do. Then he went in the back and got high and had sex with a midget and a gorilla.

    • @smradztoiek
      @smradztoiek 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesse Bowman Well, nobody has different material for every performance. Even people like Louie repeat themselves and revisit themes.

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes :p He used this event as a filler. :p The delivery was off on everything and I think his effort was lacking mostly because the audience sucked. When he said how are you all feeling most of the audience acted dead or asleep :p they didn't' say shit.

    • @Se7enDsinSGaming
      @Se7enDsinSGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smradztoiek look up Ian Bagg

    • @Se7enDsinSGaming
      @Se7enDsinSGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 it's like trying in a relationship when you know they don't care

  • @samuelhinkle740
    @samuelhinkle740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    This guy took a cold audience from the start , and cooked em ! Brilliant Dave Brilliant.

    • @TranzparentMethods
      @TranzparentMethods 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I noticed that too. The reaction of the first few jokes could've frozen Antarctica.

    • @huberfloover
      @huberfloover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah he did...there's nothing like someone who knows their craft

    • @dungeon-wn4gw
      @dungeon-wn4gw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@huberfloover good choice of words.. craft. It's not an art that's supposed to be up for interpretation. Stand up is a craft, and the craft is to make the worst audiences laugh

    • @Vintage_geek
      @Vintage_geek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dungeon-wn4gw I could agree with you if it wasn't for Bill Hicks.

    • @alis05
      @alis05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Terrible audience

  • @JazzyJonas
    @JazzyJonas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Dave just crushes it. I was still laughing at the last joke while the next one hit.

    • @triple1
      @triple1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phalxor No that would be the 'new' joke. Just like naming 'last-gen and new-gen' consoles.

  • @TheBeefTrain
    @TheBeefTrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Most underrated comic ever. He's like a mini gun on stage.

  • @cobraimploder
    @cobraimploder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ladies and gentlemen, one of the best ever comics. Criminally underrated, though!

    • @fleedermouse
      @fleedermouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed

    • @guyledouche6039
      @guyledouche6039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really. Everyone regards him as one of the best to ever do it

  • @Matt-vv7fl
    @Matt-vv7fl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Dave throws out jokes so fast it's hard to keep up! This is a guy who knows his craft!

  • @Sethclement96
    @Sethclement96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “I wanna have a couple of kids, i don’t even like kids, i just wanna name something.” That’s such a Hedburg joke 😂😂😂

  • @jesserogalski1402
    @jesserogalski1402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The amazing thing is I haven't seen this for probably more than a decade, and I still instantly remembered the jokes and delivery. Man is good at what he does.

  • @oxouk
    @oxouk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love his transitions from one story to another. Sheer brilliance!

  • @huckleberrylachow2202
    @huckleberrylachow2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    ohhh so this is where mark normand got his flow from

  • @faeterran341
    @faeterran341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love dave. He won me over as a kid with 'late night with dave atttel'

    • @johnjamesleahy4065
      @johnjamesleahy4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah he helped teach me to enjoy and appreciate the night life

    • @jon4715
      @jon4715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Insomniac?

    • @faeterran341
      @faeterran341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jon4715 Yes, thank you. I don't know why I said late night. Like he's some kind of fuckin talk show host lol

  • @ACoustaDC
    @ACoustaDC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Genius.... arguably the best of all time. I love his nonsensicle transitions.

  • @georgejung7052
    @georgejung7052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Excellent set. He made remarks in the beginning that had the crowd against him and then he won them over at the middle and end.

  • @georgedixon1190
    @georgedixon1190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Grandad said that you’re never too drunk until ya have to hold onto the grass to keep from flying off the Earth .

  • @comfortablynumblbg
    @comfortablynumblbg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Can't believe I never watched this guy growing up. I always turned the channel. Man, I missed out

    • @BeexDubb
      @BeexDubb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look up the insomniac tv show a gdamn classic where he travels places and visits odd and weird places in the middle of the night lol

  • @DRBloomber
    @DRBloomber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Underrated line “I’m not bragging”

  • @seanc.5310
    @seanc.5310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Everytime I've seen this guy he kills it! The best stand up comic

  • @jaydennis1999
    @jaydennis1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To have been in the room when he recorded “Skanks for the memories” that’s one of the first places I’d time travel to.

  • @SeveredLegs
    @SeveredLegs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dave just gets going immediately.

  • @sidneyny8608
    @sidneyny8608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Dave is a comic legend

  • @ooolrait
    @ooolrait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    we need a new special from this genius of a man.

  • @socksincrocks4421
    @socksincrocks4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TAFFY IS DELICIOUS!!!! LMAO

  • @Kingjoffrey12
    @Kingjoffrey12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Everyone here knows he is the real King of one liners.

  • @haggai0n0i
    @haggai0n0i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    what a damn genius this guy is...

  • @shaunsmith7774
    @shaunsmith7774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This should have more views. Probably the most underrated comic out there.

  • @Boygonebad
    @Boygonebad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like any Attell videos before I even watch. He’s that great.

  • @buzzbang7930
    @buzzbang7930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I haven't seen ol' dave in a long, long time.

  • @painjammin
    @painjammin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    CANA-DONT! LOL!! Next to Norm, the greatest comic alive!

  • @user-ho5vz5tg3r
    @user-ho5vz5tg3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dave is a sick man
    I like it!

  • @adamjsaulnier8151
    @adamjsaulnier8151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favourite comic by far. Blended the "skanks for the memorys" special. I'm guessing this took place right b4 that disc.

  • @Realmikesambo
    @Realmikesambo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Insomniac with dave attell was man VS food but with booze! The best!

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how he goes from saying that you know you’re drunk when you get pulled over by the coastguard to the comedy show abruptly ending and him addressing the audience thanking them and saying bye.

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Attell. Just a rock in the storm you need sometime.

  • @DanielRamirez-iq3rt
    @DanielRamirez-iq3rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I was young his show on comedy central was the best

  • @naj5999
    @naj5999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dave Attell is the GOAT.

  • @thurstonhowelllll948
    @thurstonhowelllll948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Top five comedians Dave Attell , This funny man is on his game

  • @nolongeravailable1840
    @nolongeravailable1840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn, Dave was slaying them. One of greatest crude comedians in history. He's like George Carlin mixed with Robin Williams and he's had a shit load to drink with a one eyed midget who's getting a lapdance from 18 year old girl with a drug habit.

    • @Lisa-ik3wt
      @Lisa-ik3wt ปีที่แล้ว

      On some night train and speedballs, but yes a morph of those two departed maestros.

    • @Lisa-ik3wt
      @Lisa-ik3wt ปีที่แล้ว

      The cocaine speedy delivery of Robin with the whit of George

  • @DelightfulTravellers
    @DelightfulTravellers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great video. Well done! We truly enjoyed it.

  • @darrylrevok7642
    @darrylrevok7642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anthony Kiedis was in the crowd laughing it up.

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A master. The most underrated yet copied style of the 90s. Marc Maron & Patrice Oneal talked about it, they called it “the most comedy-babies,” with Attell having the most “babies” who lived off Attell’s style, followed closely by Seinfeld and Pryor, many others I’m sure I’m forgetting

  • @Mikekramercomedy
    @Mikekramercomedy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is the best...just naturally funny and self deprecating.

  • @Dan_Hazard
    @Dan_Hazard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always thought he looked like vin diesel and Adam Sandler combined

  • @mchepen
    @mchepen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    hes the best

  • @Slapjabber
    @Slapjabber 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The two Dave’s. Dave Attell and Dave Chapelle. I’d borrow money to see that double bill. 😀😀

  • @garylobo3
    @garylobo3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I guess what I'm trying to say is...(fill in the non-sequitor of your choice)... it's just brilliant.

  • @lisabinhawaii
    @lisabinhawaii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for reminding me of Dave, TH-cam! 😁🖒

  • @TechnicJunglist
    @TechnicJunglist ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been looking for the guy with one leg bit forever. 😂

  • @thewoodmoose
    @thewoodmoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to love his show Up All Night With Dave Atell on Comedy Central.😆

  • @elroyblackbean
    @elroyblackbean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:07 "...only one 'toofus'..." That moment you know when Dave's said this line 1000 times this month and he's changing it to nonsensical words just to amuse himself.

    • @fjorgyn7438
      @fjorgyn7438 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said "tooth is".

  • @YtCsBt
    @YtCsBt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is amazing, I love this guy, what a talent

  • @Raez_XL
    @Raez_XL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Never heard of him before but he is funny!!!!

    • @mitchspurlock3626
      @mitchspurlock3626 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      im sorry you've never heard of dave attell, if you like him you should look up his television show called Insomniac it was on Comedy Central for a few seasons, and it is a real classic!

    • @shaneomac7566
      @shaneomac7566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what planet are you from?

    • @cobraimploder
      @cobraimploder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can now also check out Bumpin Mics, his roast comedy with Jeff Ross on Netflix

    • @eansba88-
      @eansba88- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cobraimploder so good! I hear they're gearing up for a second tour! Which is great, because three episodes wasn't enough!

  • @wayne2816wayne
    @wayne2816wayne ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’s like Norm, he won’t be appreciated until he’s dead. He’s so god darn funny.

  • @garrethenderson7561
    @garrethenderson7561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That sex joke is so simple yet so genius

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Haha!, “Taffy is delicious.”.

  • @DiamondPR0DIGY
    @DiamondPR0DIGY 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    THE MAN

  • @WolfnWool
    @WolfnWool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the camera man HAD to be laughing at the end lmao 😆

  • @daenesh
    @daenesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how crazy funny was this.. mental!

  • @vladtepes7539
    @vladtepes7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    searching high and low and indeed finding yourself alone in that jungle of bottles.

  • @danielpeppiatt9463
    @danielpeppiatt9463 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Dave, i needed that.

  • @Mesk871
    @Mesk871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Holy shit! This is the real life Gaunter O'Dimm from the witcher 3.

  • @ValladaoMateus
    @ValladaoMateus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fucking Killed it!!

  • @menta1case182
    @menta1case182 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave Attell , one of the G.O.A.T. 'S

  • @mitchellbowman22
    @mitchellbowman22 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never seen laughs like this

  • @MelancoliaI
    @MelancoliaI ปีที่แล้ว

    The comedian's comedian.

  • @johnwestcott5612
    @johnwestcott5612 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The absolute GOAT

  • @bstring3967
    @bstring3967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dang, one right after the next brilliant

  • @liamwilkins1332
    @liamwilkins1332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    TAFFY IS DELICIOUS

  • @ginaruiz298
    @ginaruiz298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You rock!! Love your skill. Ty

  • @mylovesongs2429
    @mylovesongs2429 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Too bad there wasn't a real DeLorean that could take us to the past, or the future. Just imagine Dave going to see his future self. He has a brilliant comedic mind, and great timing. I've been watching his comedy since 2003. He's so great!

  • @eagle8burgerVA
    @eagle8burgerVA 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favourite part is when he talks about dust mites fucking in people's eyebrows, then--
    CUT TO:
    Lady laughing, then rubbing her eyebrow.

  • @jackzwahlen764
    @jackzwahlen764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I spent the first 5 minutes trying to figure out who it sounded like he was imitating accidentally ( something most comics do earlier in their careers) then I realized it was actually big jay oakerson that had picked up that speaking cadence from dave. If you watch his netflix specials, he speaks the exact same way

    • @lh435
      @lh435 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big Jay used to open for him.

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Genius

  • @buttayobread505
    @buttayobread505 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:54 is that Ron White?

    • @galaxymilk
      @galaxymilk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sure does look like him lol

    • @bodbn
      @bodbn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that the guy from the red hot chili peppers at 1:40

    • @chrismaginn4251
      @chrismaginn4251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good eye!

    • @shiboomi2249
      @shiboomi2249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ju Gold Uhm... is nobody going to mention that in that same shot, right on the end there, we also have Bryan Cranston -- in full Walter White get-up no less -- a good nine years before the first episode of Breaking Bad aired? Somebody please explain this to me.

    • @eansba88-
      @eansba88- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shiboomi2249 it's the time vortex that opens up in 2023. The CERN Large Hadron particle Collider spits out a black hole in late 2022 and while collective efforts from scientists were able to shut the black hole down, their sciencing did result in a residual wormhole.
      Since then folks like me (and Brian Cranston, mentioned above) have been able to take vacations to the past, which is great because that black hole I was talking about really did a number on the northern hemisphere, and global warming related flooding took care of trashing what was left over. That said, my coastal, beach front property in Ohio is a nice, unexpected side effect of the whole ordeal.

  • @jaynard
    @jaynard 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Comedy Goat 🐐

  • @Sk8boardpsych0
    @Sk8boardpsych0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His voice is a mix of old George Carlin and Cryptosporidium from Destroy All Humans. That is the only input I have to insert here. 2:35-2:50. If you know, you will see.

  • @cw6072
    @cw6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is Jeff Ross's favorite comedian

  • @johncook7913
    @johncook7913 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fucking murdered at the end

  • @emmanuelsamson4819
    @emmanuelsamson4819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to like Dave. I still do.

  • @diarh34
    @diarh34 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is going places

  • @elliotdean3007
    @elliotdean3007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    One smash after another !!!

  • @dannyherrera1598
    @dannyherrera1598 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit. Just discovered this guy today! I added him to my favorites. First video I saw was one when he was young. He said some of the same jokes as in this video.... Dudes delivery is like Greg Giraldo at the comedy Central roasts!!!! Why isnt this guy doing roasts?! Hed be the new Greg Giraldo!!!!

  • @illmaculatechess
    @illmaculatechess 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    legendary

  • @micahmadore
    @micahmadore 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    His segues are A+

  • @jamievidd775
    @jamievidd775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Attel legend

  • @ih8myfriends
    @ih8myfriends ปีที่แล้ว

    I think he did it. I think he is the greatest of all time, and he’d hear none of it.

  • @TheMrlitemaster
    @TheMrlitemaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    great crowd

  • @mirosgerg
    @mirosgerg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    More From Dave Attell

  • @josephkelley8641
    @josephkelley8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    nothing more beautiful than something that knows what it both is and isn't.
    Dave Attell knows what Dave Attell is and isn't - but mostly about what Dave Attell IS.
    -astonishing performance - had no idea Dave was this good when I caught
    him on Artie's podcast - knew the name only vaguely. To my own discredit and shame.
    .
    .

  • @tycobb9869
    @tycobb9869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it's good but I heard it all on "Skanks for the Memories" (free on TH-cam)

    • @p1baby
      @p1baby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did this before that dropped

  • @damnplaylist
    @damnplaylist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:45 that style of describing reminds me some other comedian that I can’t think of. Anyone?

  • @macalewesp4082
    @macalewesp4082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He has the best segues.

  • @gerrym.9354
    @gerrym.9354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    04:53 Ron White in the audience?

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I guess what I’m trying to say is…”