It must be impossible for Paul Ryan to discipline his kids. "Dad, cheating is an absolutely abhorrent act and I will never cheat on any tests. What I did was definitely not cheating. I was simply looking at the answers written down by a fellow student and copying them down on my test."
Frankie Holden lol I thought the same thing! 😫😩 my husky definitely don't look like Paul Ryan. I immediately looked at my husky when Sam made that joke 😢😢🌚🌚
@Fzmh Have you ever talked to a person who practices Islam? I go to college with a lot of Muslim men and women (as well as many people from many walks of life) and they are some of the nicest people I've ever met.
every time I look at Paul Ryan , I just want to smack him. there are politicians and public figures that I dislike more. something about Ryans smug self righteous smirk just sticks in my craw.
cleftintwain he used to seem like an almost ok guy but since the primaries he has really proven himself spineless and cowardly, like most republicans currently in power.
John Oliver is better because he doesn't just attack the government, but he goes after everything (Charter schools, televangelism, used cars market, doping, science and so on). Other than that, they're equally as good, though Samantha Bee tends to be funnier.
Kenny DeMartini A protest? Like how the Founding Fathers started protests against Great Britain? How un-American of the people who wrote the Constitution, am I right guys?
As much I'd like to agree..it's more like Trump is the Republican majority's lap dog. Like Ryan admitted without realizing it, "party over country". Despicable times.
I did watch the whole interview, and Fzmh is right - it's not hilarious. It *starts out* hilarious, and then the reality sinks in and you get really depressed a person like Kellyanne has that job.
Suggesting Paul Ryan is anywhere near on par the heart and soul of a dog is an insult to sentient beings everywhere. I've met spiders with more integrity.
TheKeyser94 - Are you serious? You need to be a U.S. Congressman chosen by members of the majority party in the House of Representatives. Paul Ryan is not a senator, he's a congressman and bears the title of Representative. Did you sleep thru Civics class?
I was gonna comment this but I was wondering if someone else did, honestly I can't take Sam bee seriously if she thinks the speaker of the house is a Senator.
Kellyane Conway reminds me of the character "The Mouth of Sauron" from the Lord of the Rings, the Mouth was a Black Númenórean who had come under the employ of the dark lord Sauron and he would essentially in place of Sauron speak his words for him and Sauron's words are so evil that simply repeating them causes his mouth to decay and bleed and take on a diseased look to them. Now I say all this because simply Kellyanne is the Mouth of Trump and she is looking mighty disheveled from speaking the vile words of her dark lord and master.
OK normally these don't get me, but the vanilla ice bit was 100% perfect. I'll give credit where credit is due. That's the best thing I've seen this month.
I've already seen more than enough evidence that Paul Ryan is a pathetic, spineless coward whose partisan bias probably influences even his choice of breakfast cereal, but that note about his role in a potential impeachment is depressing. Times like this, where you can look to people elected to office and know that are not, and will not, act in the best interests of people who's lives they influence, are simply infuriating.
***** What's sad is that the Democrats' strategy to gain back what they lost will be to keep their heads down, hang onto their remaining Senate and House seats like a summer cold, and run on the platform "Well, at least we aren't as crazy as THESE motherfuckers." No effort to reach out to their disaffected voter base, same old corporate sellouts.
Point of Correction: At 1:06, Samantha Bee calls Ryan a 'Wisconsin Senator'. Ryan is not now, nor has ever held the position of Senator. He his a Representative and Speaker of the House of Representatives. He has never held office in the Federal or Wisconsin Senate.
But Steve Bannon wants Paul Ryan gone right? seems everyone is out for themselves in his cabinet just like "the apprentice" only the strong will survive? "YOU"RE FIRED!"
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world...
As someone who lives in Paul Ryan's home town, I'd say about 90% of the people here hate Paul Ryan. I know where his house is lol secret service there 24/7
Kyra Tracy is that a problem? the Secret Service are supposed to protect High government officials and you think that's funny? just remember if you want of those idiots who supports Trump being killed and a few other things happen he'd be the president
Samantha is the best. I'm from New Zealand and i find it hard to understand how America got into this mess. Bravo to Sam for telling it like it is and being funny at the same time. 😂🌹
Never forget that Ryan's supposed "reputation" comes ENTIRELY from his "praiseworthy" support for one unpopular idea: That we must get rid of Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.
Larry wilmore's cancellation was the final nail in the coffin to say Comedy Central airs nothing but garbage. thank you for giving us a genuinely beautiful alternative to Trevor Noah......... And more importantly a funny one
It must be impossible for Paul Ryan to discipline his kids.
"Dad, cheating is an absolutely abhorrent act and I will never cheat on any tests. What I did was definitely not cheating. I was simply looking at the answers written down by a fellow student and copying them down on my test."
KingOfMadCows perfect !!
How about "Kid, I'm not disappointed by what you planned to do. I'm disappointed you got caught. That's not how we do things in this family"
Scientists everywhere are completely baffled that an invertebrate like Paul Ryan can stand up straight without a spine.
That's not his 'back' !!
Cory Faist lol
Cory Faist 😂😂💀
Paul Ryan does not stand to, or for, anything.
In most interviews he is lying on his back and the camera is looking down on him.
***** my God, you've cracked the case! Ryan is actually Rescusci Annie! They've been filming him on autopsy tables!
This is offensive, huskies are way, way better than Paul Ryan.
Frankie Holden lol I thought the same thing! 😫😩 my husky definitely don't look like Paul Ryan. I immediately looked at my husky when Sam made that joke 😢😢🌚🌚
Frankie Holden I was about to say that! Huskies are loyal, intelligent and useful.
ramona whitaker Unfortunately that's the joke, he's loyal to Trump.
Dogs are the best people on the planet. If goldies ran the world, it would be a better place.
Frankie Holden LOL so true !
Paul Ryan is the medical proof that you can live without a spine
"This party does not prey on people's prejudices, we appeal to their highest ideals". Since when?
Maybe until as recently as the 1890s?
***** OK buddy. Good luck!
Fzmh good use of those alternative facts! I think there's a white house press secretary position opening up soon, you should apply!
@Fzmh
Have you ever talked to a person who practices Islam?
I go to college with a lot of Muslim men and women (as well as many people from many walks of life) and they are some of the nicest people I've ever met.
every time I look at Paul Ryan , I just want to smack him. there are politicians and public figures that I dislike more. something about Ryans smug self righteous smirk just sticks in my craw.
cleftintwain honestly same, He just carries himself with an oozing fakeness.
cleftintwain I agree. Very punchable mug
cleftintwain he used to seem like an almost ok guy but since the primaries he has really proven himself spineless and cowardly, like most republicans currently in power.
sticks in my craw? is that Canadian terminology?😶
cleftintwain
that was the look on his face throughout the inauguration, he sicken me
That comment about Paul Ryan was completely insulting. To Cthulhu.
The Taylor Swift part was pure (Millennial) genius, as were a few other spots in this segment. I see you writers and recognize a job well done!
Are you intellectually impaired? Honest question.
Again Samantha, really your the best satirist and keeping the real issues to the fore.
John Oliver is better because he doesn't just attack the government, but he goes after everything (Charter schools, televangelism, used cars market, doping, science and so on). Other than that, they're equally as good, though Samantha Bee tends to be funnier.
Osman Ali Khan and the gap is way more interesting to look at on Sam
Michael Smith *you're*
Don't argue with these idiots, Fzmh. They'll start a protest!
Kenny DeMartini
A protest? Like how the Founding Fathers started protests against Great Britain? How un-American of the people who wrote the Constitution, am I right guys?
Ryan is trumps lap dog.
Andrew Berrocal Haha
As much I'd like to agree..it's more like Trump is the Republican majority's lap dog. Like Ryan admitted without realizing it, "party over country". Despicable times.
Ryan is the lap-dog to ANYONE more powerful than he is.
John Owens lol
Andrew Berrocal nah, that's Christie
"BUT.....B-BUT.........H E R E -MAAAAILS !!!!!!!!"
Fzmh Guys full of butter
"Intellectual" and "Republican" can't exist in the same sentence.
Certainly they can, it may be a lie but that hasn't stopped the GOP yet
sfshinz well there use to good Republicans that were sensible, like George Bush senior. He was probably the last moderate republican.
Shapiro is an anti-intellectual actually.
Naomi K umm wow, you uhh.. roasted him with that
roast god sfshinz slams Republicans intelligence on the Internet while sitting in the back of his 10th grade intensive reading class
Kellyanne looks like a zombie extra from The Walking Dead.
I kept rewinding Kellyanne. Do these people know how hilarious they are?
I did watch the whole interview, and Fzmh is right - it's not hilarious. It *starts out* hilarious, and then the reality sinks in and you get really depressed a person like Kellyanne has that job.
Don't forget Obama fired Flynn, but Trump thought he was a better judge of character and brought him back in. They deserve what they get.
Samantha Bee continuing to be the best at this political commentary comedy game.
Paul Ryan. The amazing man without a spine.
Is it just me or is Kellyanne turning into the Cryptkeeper?
Suggesting Paul Ryan is anywhere near on par the heart and soul of a dog is an insult to sentient beings everywhere. I've met spiders with more integrity.
To be fair since the late 60s it's always been party over country
Alexander Guerrero Buuuut this is the most extreme its been. We've hit the boiling point.
I feel like crying, its only been a month
Wow...one year ago!
It is true that Ryan is the fair representation of the Republican Party's soul and brain...
When did Paul Ryan get appointed to the Senate?
This is awesome. I never heard of this show before today. Funny.
Listening to her is like the sound of dragging a sharpened garden rake across a chalk board
Oops, Sam...Ryan's not a senator...He's speaker of the HOUSE.
And what position you need to be the speaker of the House?
TheKeyser94 - Are you serious? You need to be a U.S. Congressman chosen by members of the majority party in the House of Representatives. Paul Ryan is not a senator, he's a congressman and bears the title of Representative. Did you sleep thru Civics class?
I was gonna comment this but I was wondering if someone else did, honestly I can't take Sam bee seriously if she thinks the speaker of the house is a Senator.
Kellyane Conway reminds me of the character "The Mouth of Sauron" from the Lord of the Rings, the Mouth was a Black Númenórean who had come under the employ of the dark lord Sauron and he would essentially in place of Sauron speak his words for him and Sauron's words are so evil that simply repeating them causes his mouth to decay and bleed and take on a diseased look to them. Now I say all this because simply Kellyanne is the Mouth of Trump and she is looking mighty disheveled from speaking the vile words of her dark lord and master.
props for the Cthulhu reference!
Rogues Hollow Media yeah, but I think she pronounced eldrich incorrectly...
Paul Ryan: He's got muscles but he has no guts
Paul Ryan is a wolf in sheep's clothing. Watch out America.
Whatever
I can't believe i was once thinking: Just cut the "traitors" from our midst....& make the highest ranking politician president. Ryan.
Paul Ryan moral compass is sweeping the ocean floor along with whale shut !
Ryan is the personification of party over country
Hey, leave the 3 Stooges out of this mess...
OK normally these don't get me, but the vanilla ice bit was 100% perfect. I'll give credit where credit is due. That's the best thing I've seen this month.
I've already seen more than enough evidence that Paul Ryan is a pathetic, spineless coward whose partisan bias probably influences even his choice of breakfast cereal, but that note about his role in a potential impeachment is depressing. Times like this, where you can look to people elected to office and know that are not, and will not, act in the best interests of people who's lives they influence, are simply infuriating.
Samantha and the full frontal staff are doing gods work.
Paul Ryan is definitely the heart and soul of the Republican party. How utterly sad is that?
Bahb Fletcher A heart of anthracite and a soul made of crushed cockroaches, that's how sad.
***** What's sad is that the Democrats' strategy to gain back what they lost will be to keep their heads down, hang onto their remaining Senate and House seats like a summer cold, and run on the platform "Well, at least we aren't as crazy as THESE motherfuckers." No effort to reach out to their disaffected voter base, same old corporate sellouts.
Great piece. Reminded me of the way the media really did everything it could to elevate Ryan back in 2012 and make him into their darling.
Point of Correction: At 1:06, Samantha Bee calls Ryan a 'Wisconsin Senator'. Ryan is not now, nor has ever held the position of Senator. He his a Representative and Speaker of the House of Representatives. He has never held office in the Federal or Wisconsin Senate.
Paul Ryan is a congressman here in my home state of Wisconsin for our 1st district. Not one of our two Wisconsin Senators.
Best segment of the season so far.
This is my favorite comedy show. The background crowd agrees.
The infamous Paul Ryan widow’s peak
King Arthur: You're arm's off!
Paul Ryan: No it isn't!
Wow twenty seconds in and already taking clips out of context, definitely the best show on tbs by far.
But Steve Bannon wants Paul Ryan gone right? seems everyone is out for themselves in his cabinet just like "the apprentice" only the strong will survive? "YOU"RE FIRED!"
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world...
As someone who lives in Paul Ryan's home town, I'd say about 90% of the people here hate Paul Ryan. I know where his house is lol secret service there 24/7
Kyra Tracy is that a problem? the Secret Service are supposed to protect High government officials and you think that's funny? just remember if you want of those idiots who supports Trump being killed and a few other things happen he'd be the president
Paul Ryan is not a senator, he is a Congressional representative and Speaker of the House.
Paul Ryan, the only man who smiles by frowning.
We'll call him "Doug"
Q: What's a couple dozen politicians at the bottom of the sea?
A: A good thing!
I love every take down of Ryan by sambee
Paul Ryan always looks depressed.
How can you do a 7 minute segment about Paul Ryan without using the term Scumbag even once , incredible
We didn't get Cthulhu, we got Azathoth. the blind idiot god of chaos.
Ryan is not a senator, he's a representative.
Sam, why are you doing this to insult huskies?
the Taylor Swift then vanilla ice comparison ...I'm speechless.. you are Stewart's heir..
One little error in the video - Paul Ryan is a congressman not a Senator.
Paul Ryan for president 2020!
5:11 is referring to Eldrich Palmer, the character in "The Strain" TV show 🤔
Samantha nails it again, and again.
RIGHT ON! It's time we started really paying more attention to Ryan, and his fuckery. Let's give him the attention he so richly deserves.
Paul Ryan is not a senator (1:04). He's a representative.
Samantha is the best. I'm from New Zealand and i find it hard to understand how America got into this mess. Bravo to Sam for telling it like it is and being funny at the same time. 😂🌹
Paul Ryan: Portrait of Cowardice
Wait a minute someone told me he used to be an intellect, but not now!!!!
that vanilla ice analogy was 😂😂😂
Never forget that Ryan's supposed "reputation" comes ENTIRELY from his "praiseworthy" support for one unpopular idea: That we must get rid of Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.
Dear god, that made me laugh so effing hard!
" We won't give up on destroying healthcare for the American people "
-- Rep.Paul Ryan R-Wis.
There is even a video of Paul Ryan saying this .
Not only party over country, but party over religious beliefs, ethical beliefs & constitution over country.
Did Sam Bee just call out TayTay Swift?! i LOVE IT!
Hey kids, let's get together and giggle at the other kids that we don't like. lol
why is there so much laughter it's so much
awesome coverage
I swear I bet you the laugh track really doesn't even want to laugh at her
My husky got offended by that Paul Ryan joke.
Party before country. Votes before people. Money before values. safety before freedom.
Sam forgot another title for Paul Ryan = the Flip Flopper
i'm from wisconsin, we have paul ryan, scott walker, and sheriff david clarke. help!
Please tell me this won't last 4 years!
Love Samantha Bee! Tell it like it is!
Paul Ryan, an example under the word *Excuse* in the dictionary.
That Taylor Swift juxtapose -- BRILLIANT.
Turns out those senior superlatives really can come back to haunt you...
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Itty-bitty thing" - LOL!
Paul Ryan is not criticized enough.
Nice H.P.Lovecraft reference there. Takes me back to my sensation-seeking teens
I hope that sane Republicans will hold all these a-holes accountable in future elections.
There are no sane republicans.
There is a thread on goodness in the Republican side. Oh, nothing that we can see today, mind you. But I know Republicans.....& they are good people!
At this point I would take any of the Great Old Ones over the politicians we have now.
Paul Ryan is in the House, not the Senate.
Welcome to Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, down here salt is a way of life. There's your new intro, your welcome.
I'll never get that time back
The impeachment part is on top in relation to the latest events. Does Samantha own a crystal ball?
kellyanne conway looks like shes feeling the whitehouse pressure
Love her!
Larry wilmore's cancellation was the final nail in the coffin to say Comedy Central airs nothing but garbage. thank you for giving us a genuinely beautiful alternative to Trevor Noah......... And more importantly a funny one