Nikki Haley has repeatedly said that America is not a racist country. She was asked why she campaigns without her first name, Nimarata. Yes, Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa in Bamberg, South Carolina, to immigrant Sikh parents from Amritsar, Punjab, India. She doesn't use her Indian first name to campaign because she would lose lots of votes from her racist constituents and Republican Party members.
The GOP has never been my party, but I actually remember when the party contained some smart politicians, that, agree with them or not, I admired somewhat. No more. The GOP is lost, and I don’t think they will ever recover from what their blind devotion to Trojan Horse Trump has done. The worst the party has to offer is now ALL the party has to offer.
Lord Farquaad: “Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.” Zapp Brannigan: “You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shutdown. Kif, show them the medal I won.”
@@marial870Guess you didn't read categories & winners. This year Oliver ran in different Scripted Variety Series beating Black Lady Sketch Show & perennial winner SNL!!!! Trevor Noah Daily Show was surprise upset in Talk Series, beating Colbert etc. Horrible.
The breakdown of the 50% WIN of 14.4% of GOP voters should be repeated daily ... let's get real here. The entire GOP ticket is a disappointment, so may as well be 'led' by the biggest looser of them all.
No voting system can respond to the opinions of those who don't vote. The fairest way of framing the result is 51%, in the Iowa caucuses. If you live in that state and don't want Trump to win, you should have registered as a Republican and voted for Haley or Desantis, even if you had no intention of voting for them in the general election.
“Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.” I immediately thought of that quote from Lord Farquaad from Shrek when I heard Donald say “vote, even if it kills you”
I'm an European. My home country Norway is far from being a utopian paradise, but also far from being a despotic dictatorship, which is more than can be said about the South American country where I currently reside. And which is also more than can be said about USA, much much more, _should trump ever be allowed back into the White House._ I am fearing that South American authoritarian regimes will become peanuts compared to a trumpian Banana Republic (or should we say Covfefe Republic?). I am dead serious. And no one, of the rational part of the world that is, wants to see that become reality, for obvious reasons. As even many US citizens point out every so often; *_what happens in USA affects us all._* Democracy's survival, worldwide, is at stake, and out little planet can hardly afford a US fascist regime that does NOT take climate change seriously. In other words: trump *_needs_* to be made an example of, and face and taste the justice and accountability he deserves, the same being the case as regards all his co-conspirators and enablers. Your country needs it, USA, and so does the rest of the world. While we foreigners definitely are wishing you all the best, dear good sensible people of USA, we are really wishing us all, all the best. I might be "just" a Norwegian onlooker, but I have an American boyfriend, and I have an aunt who is one of the far too many trumpetrified ones all across the globe who've trumped themselves apart from their families, and my closest ones and I are directly affected by how the pathetic authoritarian "government" where we live (Bolivia) caved in to the pressure of anti-vaxx movements, same movements who let themselves be inspired by trump himself, trump and his grotesque mishandling of the pandemic. There are bound to be countless of cases similar to mine, of World citizens outside of the US who have their own personal (if not sheer existential) reasons for needing to see real justice being served to trump & Co. This is global, folks. To a degree where it almost feels/seems unjust that only US citizens can vote, over yonder in the world's most influential country. *Best wishes!* 💙 💙 💙 💙 🇧🇻 ❤️ 🇺🇸
Yeah. I’m up in Canada and I keep telling Americans. Our crazies are learning from your crazies. Literally in cases. A group that wants to end some of the rights we have went to the US to learn how the groups there buy, sorry I mean, back politicians to get their way. The “freedom convoy” as this very channel mocked them for had people screaming about their 1st amendment rights. Our first amendment is about Manitoba! Not free speech and protesting! The law they were protesting was about American truckers not being allowed into Canada without a vaccine. But they were crying the the government was forcing Canadian truckers to get vaccinated. We literally have a Qanon person who claims to be the Queen of Canada and appointed as such by Donald Trump. And she has followers. And they tried to pay homeless people to help them fight/attack the federal government
You are out of your mind if you think Trump is the worst thing happening to America right now lmfao. Enjoy the show as he wins again and idiots like you who have no idea what their talking about can cry while the country goes back to not giving af about insane communist bs.
Well said. I fear for America, I want to be proud of my country, not embarrassed by the frightening choices we've made by 'hiring' the shyster Trump. Inexplicable.
@@NevertoleaveI'm in Canada too and some here talk about Trump like they can vote for him. Why not pay attention to Canadian politics guys? That is the country you live in, the politicians who affect your lives. I do not want a right wing federal government either. 🤷♀️ Trudeau has f'ed up too many times. Trump is far too popular and it's depressing. Especially as a left wing person with a disability that can see that we are not ready for the aging of the baby boomers. Our hospitals are full and the medical system is almost breaking under the strain. People think that free healthcare is the problem. Have they seen what paid healthcare has done in the USA? They must have rose coloured glasses on, because they still think it's a good idea. Likely because they imagine they might need one procedure or surgery in their life and THEY want to pay to be at the front of that line. It doesn't work that way if everyone or even a tenth of the people are paying to be at the front of the line. Not to mention the number of people who won't get healthcare, because they can't afford it. The USA is one of the worst rated first world countries and Canada will slide down that list. Then we get the "two tier" healthcare system crap. The people voting for it can't afford it! There are not more rich people than average or poor people voting, so why is the rich side winning??? Why do people vote against their own best interest?? Do they think they will fall into a pit of money on their evening walk? Maybe there is a rich great uncle they've never heard of? The lottery isn't going to make everyone rich. What is it? Why do people vote for the right? Lower taxes? Politicians lower taxes for themselves and the very wealthy. We need to tax the wealthy, especially those who have more money than they can ever spend. We are still very highly rated on the list of best countries to live, but it won't last if we keep idolizing Trump.
while literally other people hold for!! him!! the biggest unbrella and as the u.s president has a nice warm gortex overcoat!!it burns!!neither witches nor demons can handle the purity of water droplets on their putrified skin!!or even the most mild minute discomfort for dead vets!!who died for our country and uphold our values and freedoms!!
The idea of american politician saying the US has never been racist is... *baffling*. Like, she has coworkers who were alive during segregation. *She* was born just 8 years after segregation started being repealed. How the hell can *anyone* say America has never been racist?
Nikki Haley can, because she's a brainless wonder (she must dye her blonde hair black to make it appear that she actually has intelligence--until she opens her mouth).
So he doesn't mind if his voters pass away in the primaries? Not such a great strategy considering its the general that counts...but hey, this is the top notch tactical thinking that his voters are dying for.
49:13. O humankind, verily We created you from one man and one woman, and made you into nations and tribes so that you may recognise one another. Verily the noblest o f you before Allah is the most righteous among you. Verily Allah is All-Knowing, All-Aware. Here Allah tells us that He created the sons of Adam from a single origin and they are all of one race. They all come from one male and one female; they are all descended from Adam and Hawwa’, from whom Allah spread countless men and women far and wide (4: I). He divided them and made them into nations and tribes, small and great, so that they may recognise one another. That is because, if each one of them was only known by himself (without his roots and origin), that recognising of one another - which leads to supporting one another, cooperating with one another, inheriting from one another and fulfilling the rights of relatives - would not take place. But Allah made them into nations and tribes so that these things and others, that are based on recognising one another and knowing people’s lineage, may be fulfilled. But nobility and dignity are connected to piety and righteousness. The noblest o f them before Allah are those who are the most righteous, which means those who are the most obedient and who most keep away from sin, not those who have the most relatives or are the noblest in lineage. But Allah is All-Knowing, All-Aware. He knows who truly fears Allah, both outwardly and inwardly, as opposed to those who do that outwardly only, and He will requite each as he deserves. This verse indicates that knowing people’s lineage is something that is required according to Sharia, because Allah has made them nations and tribes for that purpose.
I always love how Trump describes things that everybody has heard of as "Have you heard about this? Not many people know..." And things that nobody has ever heard of as "Many people are saying"...
@@Halogamerskate3 Drinking the MAGA cult koolaid, huh? Come back when you have your warped brain cleansed, and maybe you'll be able to speak rationally.
His endless and bottomless display of absurdity and shamelessness would be a fascinating subject of study if it did not pose such a threat to the nation and the world.
Thank you, Mr. Colbert, for spelling out exactly how many people actually voted for Trump in Iowa. Unlike the mainstream media which basically tells us "well, looks like Trump will be president again." Sheesh.
I've dealt with lots of American tourists this week (New Zealand 🇳🇿) - they're traveling through our relatively sane country. We've made them feel welcome, talked about their travel plans, and because they were all lovely, we suggested they might want to stay longer, to get away from all the chaos. If there is an American Exodus, you'll be losing your best 😊
If I was from Iowa, I would have stayed home too...why vote, look at the choices...none of them could b prez accept haley but shed have to come around more to the middle to get elected with dem help
So did you ever care about anyone going out in the cold or are you angry more didn’t? Sounds like you want to pretend to care about the elderly voters going out to vote but then want to make fun of the fact that even though you say it’s too cold that others thought the same. Not sure how you think he should of had many more votes but also think it’s wrong for ppl to risk going outside
@@thomassosa2957 What a B.S. spin you put onto my comment. It tells much more about who you are rather than saying anything about me. Clearly, Trump should not have had ANY votes, since he tells us everyday what a horrible person and horrible American he is. Perhaps it's time (finally) to get away from Iowa's unfair caucus system that was literally DESIGNED to keep most people from voting every 4th January. Go to a primary system and let people vote by mail already. Those trying to keep other Americans from voting are the very worst Americans (and they all register Republican).
Did she hide it or did she believe that it shouldn’t matter? I don’t call myself a German American. I’m an American. I don’t think it should matter. No, we, the Republicans, do not care that she’s East Indian.
Math and numbers are hard for the magats. The only numbers tRumppty likes is how much $$ did he grift today, and his tv ratings when everyone wants to see him be fingerprinted with a mug shot accompanying it.
Reminder: the GOP is teetering on bankruptcy, both the moral and the financial kind, PRECISELY because of the kind of things that happened in Iowa. If your front-runner is the guy who didn't even participate in the debates, why even have costly events like debates in the first place?
That would be a good point if it weren't for the fact Biden refused to debate ANYONE. RFK and others come to mind. If we run Biden against Trump we're in for a huge surprises Im afraid. It will set progressive ideals back for decades.
@@smalltime0Reported by "The Hill": (December 21, 2023) -- 'The Democratic National Committee (DNC) is reporting $20 million cash on hand, the most it's ever had heading into an election year.'. Do you care, now, to re-examine your posted comment and the false "facts"??
If you can't walk we'll drag you to the voting booth even if you are 99 years old, in a 50 degree below zero blizzard, says trump in front of his palm tree in florida.
@@bwana-ma-coo-bah425 So to you it doesn't matter if the animated film is a quality film, be it for kids or adults? You are no better than the Trumpers who hate EVERYTHING Disney. lol Man you are missing out on some impressive and amazing stuff.
@@bwana-ma-coo-bah425 Not just Disney either. There's tons of great stuff on TH-cam alone. Might I suggest A Fox in Space? It's geared towards the Adult Swim crowd and it's surprisingly good.
Yeah lol, 5 times, everyone thought he was referencing multiplication, but thats too over his head, nah, his dumbass was just counting. went up a quarter here and 50 cents there etc.. lol
As Trae Crowder said, "Of course Trump won Iowa. His 0nly competition was a bubble-head with 6" lifts, a woman who talks, and a brown guy. Iowa Republicans just aren't into any of that."
How did this show not win an Emmy? Comedy writing (and delivery) that, once again, had me gasping for air at times! 'Mom behind the couch' line was brilliant.
Makes me wonder how she could ignore all the people that fought against slavery, and the constant struggle for equalityd since that has claimed many more..thats a disqualifying gaft as far as I see...now if she has to come back later and re explain what she meant makes me wonder why she doesnt think before she opens her mouth in the first place..and if she will act like that with her finger on the N button
@@williamsharpnack5534 My guess she probably thinks it was a big dispute over some designer clothing or something silly. Based on her previous "mishap": I should have answered slavery. Like, yeah, but you didn't because you don't think it was "a big deal" (I'm assuming that's her thoughs, based on the "never been rasist" comment)
She doesn't know where she is. She's been living in the state of Delusion most of her adult life, but recently moved to a tidy little rabbit hole in Arkansas.
His cult members are crying "it was a joke!" as if that makes it any better. Joking about people dying in order to do something that benefits him is hilarious! Sure.
@@kingayy9267bwhahahaha…meanwhile, about passing away..Joementia Biden has more blood on his hands than anyone. His votes for war prove that. Voted for the illegal Iraq war….like he gave 2 shytts about anyone. 😂
@@MS-ns2pj Jokes on you, because he definitely doesn't care if you live or die, lol. Man straight up bragged about how he could murder someone in broad daylight and get away with it.
@@MS-ns2pjExcept; dmfp has talked about dropping "the bomb" on a hurricane in order to [snuff it out]! All that would have done was made the worlds largest dirty-bomb! Would have contaminated many, MANY square kilometers of earth! Why do you continue to support such a low educated sociopath?
@@MS-ns2pj; So you're on a plane; mid flight, and you "make a "joke" by announcing you have a bomb! Is that a laughable matter to you? If so; seek mental health help quick!!
2:12 This reminds me of when we learned the Trump University recruitment manual included how to convince single mothers to give money to supposed billionaire Trump rather than food for their children.
Hey, it's a grift, I mean a gift to claim to be a "billionaire" while coaxing the pennies out of the brain washed cult. And, I'll have you know, Grifting and Scum Baggery 101, are both very popular courses at t-Rumpty dump University. The entire tRump family is the grift that keeps on grifting.
@MS-ns2pj Yes, a "real estate training program" that got sued for being fake and had to pay out $25 million. WE ALL knew this long ago. Why are you so far behind?
@@MS-ns2pjThen why was TU successfully sued for fraud in New York many years ago, citing bait-and-switch and high-pressure sales tactics to get inductees to give their money, even suggesting they go into massive credit card debt to do it?
@@kingjamos2422 that's the theme of the show right... Nasty, bad faith sniggering at people you despise... Don't kid yourself about what you enjoy doing.. I'm only visiting this place buddy, you live here...
@@SmilingAzaleaFlower-uh9wi You are literally showing support by being here. It doesn't matter why you are really here. TH-cam doesn't care. The joke is on you, but feel free to laugh all you want. At least we are both laughing.
@@MS-ns2pj If you think he jokes about not caring about the people who lick his boots, you've clearly never seen how Trump treats those closest to him.
I'm giving you my unofficial Emmy. Call it a Memmy. Best late night show on the go by far!! Two Iowa trumpers plus two Iowa trumpers, equals 4 idiots that still have to wake up in iowa!
@@michaelamos8721That doesn't really past reality's smell test. Those on the left tend to have a higher form of education than those on the right, one of the biggest clues to this is that most of the democratic party isn't convinced that they live in an alternative reality where anything that makes them look bad is not factual.
Creepy is subjective but what is objective is that as governor he handled the covid crisis better than anyone. People flocked to his state to live and even just to vacation (even people like A.O.C.)
THAT trailer for "The road to White House" are the most hilarious, fitting 10 seconds I ever saw on this show. And I watch a lot, ha ha. Cheers from Germany!
@@StuartskiHi, just wanted to let you know you misspelled 'again' and typed 'out' by mistake. No need to thank me for catching that, just happy to help! 😄
"American Indian' would have been funnier. From an actual Indian. Fuck ramaswami. Pandering to religious nationalists & conspiracists. India is the prime example of the perils of religious nationalism.
I don't think he would say anything as coherent as that or PC as "indian american"; probably just shout something like "BROWN!" and wait for his minions to do what they think he means.
When Biden met Apoorva Ramaswamy, he breathed in deep and said "Mmmm sandalwood...". Then he told her how "Native Asian" he was from going to 7-Eleven on his way to the train.
She’s willing to lie in our faces about truth that everyone knows she’d lie to us about something serious that the public may need to know in an emergency
@joshh5336 - “Live freely”? Lol Also GOP: “Here’s the official list of which books you’re allowed to read, what clothes you’re allowed to wear, how you’re allowed to refer to yourself (ie PRONOUNS), who you can have sex with, who you can marry, the circumstances under which you will breed, when and how you can leave your home if you’re black (violate this and expect to die)… ALSO we’re going to let industry poison your water, your food and your air so that stupidly rich people can be slightly richer. Hooray for freedom!” You: “Yeah… well, ummm… but at least I can own guns to protect myself from government oppression!” 🤡
@@joshh5336 Live freely huh. Trump tried to overthrow the electoral will of the people. In case you are slow, that's your democracy and Constitution that protects your freedoms. Also last time I checked it's Republicans banning books in school and telling women what they can do with their bodies.
3:42 That was perfect! The person who wrote that was spot on. DeSatan does look like a toddler who just got surprised by mommy. OMG. FANTASTIC. 🎉🎉 😂😂 VOTE BLUE AMERICA 💙 💙 💙
I'm thinking there's probably more than 2. There's certainly far more who are auditioning for it, I can name at least 10 right off the top of my head..
The reason she said that is that DeSantis invested ALL his efforts into a strong iowa showing, while she barely did anything in the state and focused on the next few states in the election cycle. It is why it was said that if DeSantis wouldn't clearly beat Haley here, he'd have to stop his campaign while she could still continue. Being only 2% behind DeSantis means she will easily continue her campaign as the non-trump vote.
Stephen is one of the few things keeping me sane in this insane world. Thank you for all you and your staff and writers do.
Are you a real person?
Well get ready for possibly Trump being your President possibly for ever. Great news.
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@@lukevanlanen8828Are you a trumpster?
@@lukevanlanen8828 as are the over 100 that agreed with the OP.
A Hollywood pundit keeps you sane? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"toddler realizing mommy was behind the couch the whole time" lmao
I can’t believe he dropped “Spanish speaking Hannibal Lecter” and didn’t land ‘Hola Clarice’. It was right there.
Nikki Haley has repeatedly said that America is not a racist country. She was asked why she campaigns without her first name, Nimarata. Yes, Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa in Bamberg, South Carolina, to immigrant Sikh parents from Amritsar, Punjab, India. She doesn't use her Indian first name to campaign because she would lose lots of votes from her racist constituents and Republican Party members.
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Just to throw this out there, doesn't nimarata kind of sound like the female version of nimrod? lol
Then the birthers came for her!
Damn, she lucky she got the skin bleach treatment to run for American Isis party.
Ask her if Strom Thurmond was racist.
He really said “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”
Yes. He was kidding, and the Republicans understood that.
Yeah, he's not alone either. Some rethuglikans thought the elderly should die during Covid, because they were wasting hospital space.
@@MS-ns2pj didn't one of his supporters die on jan6... I don't think he was joking...
Damage control? "Many a truth is said in jest." Well read people understand that. @@MS-ns2pj
@@MS-ns2pj Joking but not joking. Trump is a actual Narcissist Sociopath.
The GOP has never been my party, but I actually remember when the party contained some smart politicians, that, agree with them or not, I admired somewhat. No more. The GOP is lost, and I don’t think they will ever recover from what their blind devotion to Trojan Horse Trump has done. The worst the party has to offer is now ALL the party has to offer.
The humans have left the party! That's all that all that's left!
No, it's called 'putting America first'.
Lord Farquaad: “Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.”
Zapp Brannigan: “You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shutdown. Kif, show them the medal I won.”
You nailed it! Trump would burn this country to the ground if it meant a dictatorship in his name.
He’ll burn it to the ground just to stay out of jail.
Bravo! 😅
MAGA is a lie, he only wants to make HIMSELF great again.
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Sorry about the Emmy loss! You still won one in our hearts!!!
No, he’s not.
LOVE YOU STEPHEN! (And your family).
He deserves to win every year, IMO. Much better than John Oliver.
@@marial870Guess you didn't read categories & winners. This year Oliver ran in different Scripted Variety Series beating Black Lady Sketch Show & perennial winner SNL!!!! Trevor Noah Daily Show was surprise upset in Talk Series, beating Colbert etc. Horrible.
He may not have won an Emmy, but he's still got an Evie.
The breakdown of the 50% WIN of 14.4% of GOP voters should be repeated daily ... let's get real here. The entire GOP ticket is a disappointment, so may as well be 'led' by the biggest looser of them all.
In fairness, the weather sucked.
In fairness, life sucks right now. Thinking about these losers is the least of worries, and yes the math should be explained better. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
No voting system can respond to the opinions of those who don't vote. The fairest way of framing the result is 51%, in the Iowa caucuses. If you live in that state and don't want Trump to win, you should have registered as a Republican and voted for Haley or Desantis, even if you had no intention of voting for them in the general election.
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“Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.” I immediately thought of that quote from Lord Farquaad from Shrek when I heard Donald say “vote, even if it kills you”
I'm an European. My home country Norway is far from being a utopian paradise, but also far from being a despotic dictatorship, which is more than can be said about the South American country where I currently reside.
And which is also more than can be said about USA, much much more, _should trump ever be allowed back into the White House._
I am fearing that South American authoritarian regimes will become peanuts compared to a trumpian Banana Republic (or should we say Covfefe Republic?).
I am dead serious.
And no one, of the rational part of the world that is, wants to see that become reality, for obvious reasons.
As even many US citizens point out every so often; *_what happens in USA affects us all._*
Democracy's survival, worldwide, is at stake, and out little planet can hardly afford a US fascist regime that does NOT take climate change seriously.
In other words:
trump *_needs_* to be made an example of, and face and taste the justice and accountability he deserves, the same being the case as regards all his co-conspirators and enablers.
Your country needs it, USA, and so does the rest of the world.
While we foreigners definitely are wishing you all the best, dear good sensible people of USA, we are really wishing us all, all the best.
I might be "just" a Norwegian onlooker, but I have an American boyfriend, and I have an aunt who is one of the far too many trumpetrified ones all across the globe who've trumped themselves apart from their families, and my closest ones and I are directly affected by how the pathetic authoritarian "government" where we live (Bolivia) caved in to the pressure of anti-vaxx movements, same movements who let themselves be inspired by trump himself, trump and his grotesque mishandling of the pandemic.
There are bound to be countless of cases similar to mine, of World citizens outside of the US who have their own personal (if not sheer existential) reasons for needing to see real justice being served to trump & Co.
This is global, folks.
To a degree where it almost feels/seems unjust that only US citizens can vote, over yonder in the world's most influential country.
*Best wishes!*
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Yes, I have shared this writ a few times before, on different channels, and people keep asking me to continue doing so.
Yeah. I’m up in Canada and I keep telling Americans. Our crazies are learning from your crazies. Literally in cases. A group that wants to end some of the rights we have went to the US to learn how the groups there buy, sorry I mean, back politicians to get their way. The “freedom convoy” as this very channel mocked them for had people screaming about their 1st amendment rights. Our first amendment is about Manitoba! Not free speech and protesting! The law they were protesting was about American truckers not being allowed into Canada without a vaccine. But they were crying the the government was forcing Canadian truckers to get vaccinated.
We literally have a Qanon person who claims to be the Queen of Canada and appointed as such by Donald Trump. And she has followers. And they tried to pay homeless people to help them fight/attack the federal government
You are out of your mind if you think Trump is the worst thing happening to America right now lmfao. Enjoy the show as he wins again and idiots like you who have no idea what their talking about can cry while the country goes back to not giving af about insane communist bs.
Well said. I fear for America, I want to be proud of my country, not embarrassed by the frightening choices we've made by 'hiring' the shyster Trump. Inexplicable.
@@NevertoleaveI'm in Canada too and some here talk about Trump like they can vote for him. Why not pay attention to Canadian politics guys? That is the country you live in, the politicians who affect your lives. I do not want a right wing federal government either. 🤷♀️
Trudeau has f'ed up too many times. Trump is far too popular and it's depressing. Especially as a left wing person with a disability that can see that we are not ready for the aging of the baby boomers. Our hospitals are full and the medical system is almost breaking under the strain. People think that free healthcare is the problem. Have they seen what paid healthcare has done in the USA? They must have rose coloured glasses on, because they still think it's a good idea. Likely because they imagine they might need one procedure or surgery in their life and THEY want to pay to be at the front of that line. It doesn't work that way if everyone or even a tenth of the people are paying to be at the front of the line. Not to mention the number of people who won't get healthcare, because they can't afford it. The USA is one of the worst rated first world countries and Canada will slide down that list. Then we get the "two tier" healthcare system crap. The people voting for it can't afford it! There are not more rich people than average or poor people voting, so why is the rich side winning??? Why do people vote against their own best interest?? Do they think they will fall into a pit of money on their evening walk? Maybe there is a rich great uncle they've never heard of? The lottery isn't going to make everyone rich. What is it? Why do people vote for the right? Lower taxes? Politicians lower taxes for themselves and the very wealthy. We need to tax the wealthy, especially those who have more money than they can ever spend.
We are still very highly rated on the list of best countries to live, but it won't last if we keep idolizing Trump.
The hug or 2 dogs sniffing each other's butt.😂
The same guy who couldn't stand a little rain to pay honor to American Soldiers.
Well said!
Yes. I hope everyone sees this.
Bc it would mess up his and makeup.
You can't make this stuff up😮
while literally other people hold for!! him!! the biggest unbrella and as the u.s president has a nice warm gortex overcoat!!it burns!!neither witches nor demons can handle the purity of water droplets on their putrified skin!!or even the most mild minute discomfort for dead vets!!who died for our country and uphold our values and freedoms!!
The idea of american politician saying the US has never been racist is... *baffling*. Like, she has coworkers who were alive during segregation. *She* was born just 8 years after segregation started being repealed. How the hell can *anyone* say America has never been racist?
Nikki Haley can, because she's a brainless wonder (she must dye her blonde hair black to make it appear that she actually has intelligence--until she opens her mouth).
Yes I don't mind a woman for President . but not that woman ...
Even better--She said it within days of Martin Luther King Day and in response to a question about slavery.
Strom Thurmond of South Carolina.
@@markstevenson6635nice!
Love love love for Colbert.
You’re show is still a winner to me. Stay awesome team Colbert🎉
You totally deserve an emmy! I love you Stephen!
Thank you for keeping us SANE during this absolutely insane time, Stephen 🖤
They just don't understand just how little he cares for them.
Nailed. Thanks, Hammer.
Nikki Haley: We've never been a racist country. Yep, she definitely said that.
Is that why she doesn't use her real name of Nimarata? Hmmmm.....the mind boggles, no?
@@AsmodeusMictian Hell, she even changed her religion to become less objectionable to the mouth breathers.
So he doesn't mind if his voters pass away in the primaries? Not such a great strategy considering its the general that counts...but hey, this is the top notch tactical thinking that his voters are dying for.
Laughed way harder than I should have at "Toddler realizing mommy was behind the couch the whole time". Chef's kiss to the writer.
😄😄😄
49:13. O humankind, verily We created you from one man and one woman, and made you into nations and tribes so that you may recognise one another. Verily the noblest o f you before Allah is the most righteous among you. Verily Allah is All-Knowing, All-Aware.
Here Allah tells us that He created the sons of Adam from a single origin and they are all of one race. They all come from one male and one female; they are all descended from Adam and Hawwa’, from whom Allah spread countless men and women far and wide (4: I). He divided them and made them into nations and tribes, small and great, so that they may recognise one another. That is because, if each one of them was only known by himself (without his roots and origin), that recognising of one another - which leads to supporting one another, cooperating with one another, inheriting from one another and fulfilling the rights of relatives - would not take place. But Allah made them into nations and tribes so that these things and others, that are based on recognising one another and knowing people’s lineage, may be fulfilled. But nobility and dignity are connected to piety and righteousness. The noblest o f them before Allah are those who are the most righteous, which means those who are the most obedient and who most keep away from sin, not those who have the most relatives or are the noblest in lineage.
But Allah is All-Knowing, All-Aware. He knows who truly fears Allah, both outwardly and inwardly, as opposed to those who do that outwardly only, and He will requite each as he deserves.
This verse indicates that knowing people’s lineage is something that is required according to Sharia, because Allah has made them nations and tribes for that purpose.
I concur
I always love how Trump describes things that everybody has heard of as "Have you heard about this? Not many people know..."
And things that nobody has ever heard of as "Many people are saying"...
"Have you heard the one about...?" Yes, but everyone knows it's a lie as soon as he opens his mouth tinged with Pumpkin Orange face makeup.
Sippin the hateraid aren’t ya
@@Halogamerskate3 Drinking the MAGA cult koolaid, huh? Come back when you have your warped brain cleansed, and maybe you'll be able to speak rationally.
You're still numero uno to me, Stephen. ❤
I honestly never thought Trump would say that out loud....
Even I am constantly duped by the illusion that there is a bottom to the barrel.
Just think of a black hole. Limitless black, empty space, sucking everything in that gets too close to it.
I'm guessing "that" was Trump saying Jimmy Carter was "happy" at Rosalyn's funeral.
Yes, there truly is no limit to how repugnant Trump will get.
His endless and bottomless display of absurdity and shamelessness would be a fascinating subject of study if it did not pose such a threat to the nation and the world.
You can't make this stuff up. It is truly unbelievable😮
Me too. I keep thinking there is a bottom, and there never is. And he is still revered. It is literally horrifying.
Steven you are the best comedian I have ever known. 👍
Thank you, Mr. Colbert, for spelling out exactly how many people actually voted for Trump in Iowa. Unlike the mainstream media which basically tells us "well, looks like Trump will be president again." Sheesh.
My god. He's not a journalist, and that's what's wrong with you.
💯
All the more reason for us: Americans to grab your friends & family then; get out & vote!
@@aarone9000 between fascism and genocide, no good options. Not voting anymore.
“Some of you may die, but that is a risk I’m willing to take.”
Thank you !!!!! PLEASE MORE !!!!!!!!!!
I've dealt with lots of American tourists this week (New Zealand 🇳🇿) - they're traveling through our relatively sane country. We've made them feel welcome, talked about their travel plans, and because they were all lovely, we suggested they might want to stay longer, to get away from all the chaos. If there is an American Exodus, you'll be losing your best 😊
What? No Hannibal Lecter’s?
Mm hmm, NZ only likes white immigrants
Imagine getting only 56K votes in a state of 3.2 million and somehow thinking it's a landslide. LOL!
56k, or as 🤡 would say, 280k
If I was from Iowa, I would have stayed home too...why vote, look at the choices...none of them could b prez accept haley but shed have to come around more to the middle to get elected with dem help
@@williamsharpnack5534 I cannot understand any American not wanting to vote against the extreme and obvious corruption of Donald Trump.
So did you ever care about anyone going out in the cold or are you angry more didn’t? Sounds like you want to pretend to care about the elderly voters going out to vote but then want to make fun of the fact that even though you say it’s too cold that others thought the same. Not sure how you think he should of had many more votes but also think it’s wrong for ppl to risk going outside
@@thomassosa2957 What a B.S. spin you put onto my comment. It tells much more about who you are rather than saying anything about me. Clearly, Trump should not have had ANY votes, since he tells us everyday what a horrible person and horrible American he is. Perhaps it's time (finally) to get away from Iowa's unfair caucus system that was literally DESIGNED to keep most people from voting every 4th January. Go to a primary system and let people vote by mail already. Those trying to keep other Americans from voting are the very worst Americans (and they all register Republican).
If this country is not racist then why did she hide that she's Indian descent? NImrata Nikki Randhawa-Haley
Did she hide it or did she believe that it shouldn’t matter? I don’t call myself a German American. I’m an American. I don’t think it should matter. No, we, the Republicans, do not care that she’s East Indian.
Of course your only identity is your skin color. Good point!
@@MS-ns2pj She changed her name. That's hiding it.
She also changed her religion and 'converted' to Christianity.
Didn't he, um...well...COMPLAIN ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE VOTING?
Always enjoy my nightly Colbert!
51% out of 14%...yeah not doing well are ya Humdy trumpdy...
But but but... That's like 65% ... Using the "right" math?
Math and numbers are hard for the magats. The only numbers tRumppty likes is how much $$ did he grift today, and his tv ratings when everyone wants to see him be fingerprinted with a mug shot accompanying it.
Well if they vote and die, they won't vote in general election. He is a genius!!! Lmao!!!
Congress votes and dies a week later
I have lived in Iowa most of my life, and those people REALLY show the world that they are "Idiots Out Walking Around". LOL
Not only brain-dead, but the men have nothing else to do, you'd think they'd at least shave for the big caucus.
Stephen is a treasure❤
He's predictable and boring.
@@SmilingAzaleaFlower-uh9wi Projecting much?
Stephen and his staff were on fire👍👍👍 Great segment.
A man who ridicules people experiencing grief wants one of his court cases delayed so he can mourn the death of a loved one. 🥺
'loved' one. I doubt he's met his mother in law more than a handful of times
The judge told him many times, he doesn't need to be there that day either. He isn't scheduled to testify
The death is his wife’s parent.
I’m sure trump doesn’t consider anyone a Loved One, especially someone he doesn’t even know.
Sorry about the Emmy's, Colbert and staff. You guys continue to do an excellent job, and are appreciated.
14% of 50% is embarrassing for the GOP!
Actually it's 50% of 14%, which is basically 7%.
@@maryanneslater9675 You know, 14% of 50% is also 7%. That's how percentage work.
Reminder: the GOP is teetering on bankruptcy, both the moral and the financial kind, PRECISELY because of the kind of things that happened in Iowa. If your front-runner is the guy who didn't even participate in the debates, why even have costly events like debates in the first place?
G R I F T
The DNC isn't fairing much better, turns out when the two parties are just slinging mud at each other, people don't feel a lot of enthusiasm.
And yet theyre infinitely better than the democrats
That would be a good point if it weren't for the fact Biden refused to debate ANYONE. RFK and others come to mind. If we run Biden against Trump we're in for a huge surprises Im afraid. It will set progressive ideals back for decades.
@@smalltime0Reported by "The Hill": (December 21, 2023) -- 'The Democratic National Committee (DNC) is reporting $20 million cash on hand, the most it's ever had heading into an election year.'. Do you care, now, to re-examine your posted comment and the false "facts"??
I love it! 51% of 14%. Oooo, we’re so scared of such a powerful winner.
Trump and Ramaswamy will win in a landslide.
The lack of coverage of Gaza’s genocide by Stephen Colbert is painful
Who needs an Emmy when you've already won the Evie?
Sweetest couple on television.❤
Wow Nikki, Hailey is absolutely delusional. 🤣🤣🤣
The democrats are running Biden and Harris.. and you're focusing on trump...
STOP THE HUG ,STOP THE HUG !!! 😂😂😂
If you can't walk we'll drag you to the voting booth even if you are 99 years old, in a 50 degree below zero blizzard, says trump in front of his palm tree in florida.
Colbert, we need you to get through this election year
You don’t need an Emmy? We love you STILL !
Animated films are great and they never win awards either. :)
@@MacUser2-il2cx because they are made for children and people who don't live in the real world.
@@bwana-ma-coo-bah425 So to you it doesn't matter if the animated film is a quality film, be it for kids or adults? You are no better than the Trumpers who hate EVERYTHING Disney. lol Man you are missing out on some impressive and amazing stuff.
@@bwana-ma-coo-bah425 ..says the space child.
@@bwana-ma-coo-bah425 Not just Disney either. There's tons of great stuff on TH-cam alone. Might I suggest A Fox in Space? It's geared towards the Adult Swim crowd and it's surprisingly good.
😁 That was worth a replay(Dick Morris (at 7:10) man "just passing through!"
His lover, I'm sure.
So that totally explains Trump math: if he is telling investors that his properties have gone up 5 times in value, he just means 30%.
Yeah lol, 5 times, everyone thought he was referencing multiplication, but thats too over his head, nah, his dumbass was just counting. went up a quarter here and 50 cents there etc.. lol
As Trae Crowder said, "Of course Trump won Iowa. His 0nly competition was a bubble-head with 6" lifts, a woman who talks, and a brown guy. Iowa Republicans just aren't into any of that."
I love @TraeCrowder.
One of my favorites for spot on assessments of recent events.
Oo. Has Trae ever appeared on Stephen's show...?
How did this show not win an Emmy?
Comedy writing (and delivery) that, once again, had me gasping for air at times! 'Mom behind the couch' line was brilliant.
Nikki: We've never been a racist country
Me: *inhales my drink in a fit of hysterical laughter*
Makes me wonder how she could ignore all the people that fought against slavery, and the constant struggle for equalityd since that has claimed many more..thats a disqualifying gaft as far as I see...now if she has to come back later and re explain what she meant makes me wonder why she doesnt think before she opens her mouth in the first place..and if she will act like that with her finger on the N button
@@williamsharpnack5534 My guess she probably thinks it was a big dispute over some designer clothing or something silly.
Based on her previous "mishap": I should have answered slavery.
Like, yeah, but you didn't because you don't think it was "a big deal" (I'm assuming that's her thoughs, based on the "never been rasist" comment)
Denial is Americas drug
Made me inhale too, but coughed out in hysterical laughter!
She doesn't know where she is. She's been living in the state of Delusion most of her adult life, but recently moved to a tidy little rabbit hole in Arkansas.
It might be the Manhattan I had but Colbear is on fire tonight!
🛑EVERYONE MUST GET OUT AND VOTE THIS IS SO VERY IMPORTANT TO OUR DEMOCRACY 💙💙💙💙
Vote for trump
@@Tailored_Creations A vote for Trump would be a Vote the mentally deranged.
America to Trump...Run Trump Run even if it kills you.....hahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it probably will
look at the motherf@cker 🤣
Humor so dark, but so on point
🤣🤣🤣
Colbert is an assassin with his jokes, omg 😂
Colbert deserves that Emmy!!!
"even o=if you vote and pass away it'd worth it." screams Trump doesn't give a sh!t about you.
His cult members are crying "it was a joke!" as if that makes it any better.
Joking about people dying in order to do something that benefits him is hilarious! Sure.
The Democrats rely on the fact that you take everything seriously. It makes it much easier for them to control you.
do you really think politicians care about you? lol
@holmesd5003 - Some do. And most don’t come right out and say “I don’t care if you die”.
@@kingayy9267bwhahahaha…meanwhile, about passing away..Joementia Biden has more blood on his hands than anyone. His votes for war prove that. Voted for the illegal Iraq war….like he gave 2 shytts about anyone. 😂
Trump to Iowa primary voters: "Some of you may die. But that's a risk I'M willing to take."
It was a joke. The intended audience understood that.
@@MS-ns2pj Jokes on you, because he definitely doesn't care if you live or die, lol. Man straight up bragged about how he could murder someone in broad daylight and get away with it.
@@MS-ns2pjExcept; dmfp has talked about dropping "the bomb" on a hurricane in order to [snuff it out]! All that would have done was made the worlds largest dirty-bomb! Would have contaminated many, MANY square kilometers of earth! Why do you continue to support such a low educated sociopath?
@@MS-ns2pj; So you're on a plane; mid flight, and you "make a "joke" by announcing you have a bomb! Is that a laughable matter to you? If so; seek mental health help quick!!
You don't need an Emmy Stephen, you are The Emmy. 🏆
😂" A politically involved squirrel "
2:12 This reminds me of when we learned the Trump University recruitment manual included how to convince single mothers to give money to supposed billionaire Trump rather than food for their children.
I forgot about that.
Who’s “we”? You’re one person. You do realize that Trump University was a real estate training program, right? Nothing in your post is true.
Hey, it's a grift, I mean a gift to claim to be a "billionaire" while coaxing the pennies out of the brain washed cult.
And, I'll have you know, Grifting and Scum Baggery 101, are both very popular courses at t-Rumpty dump University.
The entire tRump family is the grift that keeps on grifting.
@MS-ns2pj
Yes, a "real estate training program" that got sued for being fake and had to pay out $25 million.
WE ALL knew this long ago. Why are you so far behind?
@@MS-ns2pjThen why was TU successfully sued for fraud in New York many years ago, citing bait-and-switch and high-pressure sales tactics to get inductees to give their money, even suggesting they go into massive credit card debt to do it?
Jimmy Carter is no as happy as Melinia is going to be when Diaper don dies or goes to jail.
Trump will never go to jail.
@@MS-ns2pjGet your head out of his 🫏!!!
@MS-ns2pj - lol… I suspect you’re going to be disappointed…
@@MS-ns2pjYes, he will.
And, if there's any justice, he'll go to PRISON for LIFE with ZERO POSSIBILITY of PAROLE.
She won't be so happy when he can't pay her prenup. E. Jean Carroll will have all of it.
Those boxers!!!😂😂😂😂😂 I needed a laugh!
Colbert effortlessly killin'.
Haley is full of it. She will say whatever the present audience wants to hear 😅😂😅
That's every Republican
Whoever came up with that line about we’re not a racist country deserves a raise… nuts.
Donnie has a remarkable ability to bring out the worst in people. America needs leadership that brings out their best.
Vote Blue 💙
Yes Sir .
You heard the man!
I'm voting blue 🔵
Yup. Biden blue 💙
Yes. Trump angers the Democrats and so they reveal just how bad they can get. A vote for any Democrat is a vote against the USA.
"12 years an unpaid intern" was brilliant. 😂👏
Nothing brilliant has happened on the Colbert show
@@SmilingAzaleaFlower-uh9wi Which is why you are here showing your support.
@@kingjamos2422 no, I'm here to laugh at you.
@@kingjamos2422 that's the theme of the show right... Nasty, bad faith sniggering at people you despise... Don't kid yourself about what you enjoy doing.. I'm only visiting this place buddy, you live here...
@@SmilingAzaleaFlower-uh9wi You are literally showing support by being here. It doesn't matter why you are really here. TH-cam doesn't care. The joke is on you, but feel free to laugh all you want. At least we are both laughing.
Fantastic monologue, Mr. Colbert!
Trumps literally like…. “Die for me.”
He was joking. The Republicans understood that.
@@MS-ns2pj no, he wasn’t. He’s never joking. Lol, delusional.
@MS-ns2pj - And it was HILARIOUS 😐
@@MS-ns2pj
Your delusional. He means it…all for Donnie, that’s why it’s a cult
@@MS-ns2pj If you think he jokes about not caring about the people who lick his boots, you've clearly never seen how Trump treats those closest to him.
"How stupid are the people of Iowa?" - Donald Trump
"Yes" -People of Iowa
Interesting question. The answer is yes.
Yeah
Only those who voted for him, apparently.
@@BabysitterSky "five times"
I'm giving you my unofficial Emmy. Call it a Memmy. Best late night show on the go by far!!
Two Iowa trumpers plus two Iowa trumpers, equals 4 idiots that still have to wake up in iowa!
Does anyone other than Loons on the left watch this show??? Anyone who votes for dems that let men play womens sports are idiots!!!!
@@michaelamos8721That doesn't really past reality's smell test. Those on the left tend to have a higher form of education than those on the right, one of the biggest clues to this is that most of the democratic party isn't convinced that they live in an alternative reality where anything that makes them look bad is not factual.
What a treasure you are Mr. Colbert!
Pfizer sure thinks so!
@@CarlGerhardt1 I mean he did help them save a bunch of people's lives so it makes sense Pfizer would find him a treasure. 😄
If DeSantis gets his ticket punched in 11 more states, he gets a free coffee!
Nah...he gets a free ride home. (FYI - he punched out of the race).
Stephen,....your research staff is the BEST......!!!!! Keep up the great work you do toward keeping us all ( humorously ) well informed....!
Ron Desantis is convinced he needs a goofy catch phrase, woke goes to die, ticked punched...he is stone cold off-putting and creepy
I swear he's a reptoid
"Ron DeSantis 2024: Stone Cold Off-Putting and Creepy"
Creepy is subjective but what is objective is that as governor he handled the covid crisis better than anyone. People flocked to his state to live and even just to vacation (even people like A.O.C.)
@@metalroofing6708'Better' is a weird term to use in the place of 'worse'... 🤔
The fact Trump can outright tell his supporters that he thinks they're expendable says a lot about his followers.
"What's 'expendable' mean?"
Well said.
Expendable is more than one syllable, so they don't understand it even exists
is he wrong, though?
Yup...gullible is as gullible does
That was actually Trump wandering through the Newsmax interview, just casual day without the girdle or hair.
THAT trailer for "The road to White House" are the most hilarious, fitting 10 seconds I ever saw on this show. And I watch a lot, ha ha. Cheers from Germany!
Thank you for that trump intro.
I didn’t know how much we all
need to laugh🤣
and then VOTEVOTEVOTE
this garbage out🇺🇸🌎☮️
Vote Biden out!
@@StuartskiHi, just wanted to let you know you misspelled 'again' and typed 'out' by mistake. No need to thank me for catching that, just happy to help! 😄
Trump to Vivek Ramaswarmy: “Where’s my Indian-American?”
"American Indian' would have been funnier. From an actual Indian. Fuck ramaswami. Pandering to religious nationalists & conspiracists. India is the prime example of the perils of religious nationalism.
I don't think he would say anything as coherent as that or PC as "indian american"; probably just shout something like "BROWN!" and wait for his minions to do what they think he means.
hell he probably thinks "indian american" refers to native americans
When Biden met Apoorva Ramaswamy, he breathed in deep and said "Mmmm sandalwood...". Then he told her how "Native Asian" he was from going to 7-Eleven on his way to the train.
@@JimmeShelter k
Niki Haley is a glass half full of it.
Mommy behind the couch 🤣🤣🤣... I died with laughter.... Omg
Yes, bacon is $35 a lb here in NYC. And milk is $17 a gallon. A can of soup is $20. Really? No, not really.
She’s willing to lie in our faces about truth that everyone knows she’d lie to us about something serious that the public may need to know in an emergency
You mean like, people should mask to protect from the spread of Covid?
This episode is pure gold!
The entire GOP live in the state of confusion
Which Trump will win in a landslide.
No confusion, we just like to live freely and the jerk Trump is the only option for that end
@@joshh5336 go watch the video:
The film the trump organization didn't want you to see | you've been Trumped.
A journeyman video
@joshh5336 - “Live freely”? Lol
Also GOP:
“Here’s the official list of which books you’re allowed to read, what clothes you’re allowed to wear, how you’re allowed to refer to yourself (ie PRONOUNS), who you can have sex with, who you can marry, the circumstances under which you will breed, when and how you can leave your home if you’re black (violate this and expect to die)… ALSO we’re going to let industry poison your water, your food and your air so that stupidly rich people can be slightly richer.
Hooray for freedom!”
You: “Yeah… well, ummm… but at least I can own guns to protect myself from government oppression!”
🤡
@@joshh5336 Live freely huh. Trump tried to overthrow the electoral will of the people. In case you are slow, that's your democracy and Constitution that protects your freedoms. Also last time I checked it's Republicans banning books in school and telling women what they can do with their bodies.
Someone should have asked Ramaswamy "So does trump smell bad"??lol😲..
The writer who wrote the bit about angling your corpse to fall on the Trump button is brilliant.
RE Niki Haley: There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
3:42 That was perfect! The person who wrote that was spot on. DeSatan does look like a toddler who just got surprised by mommy. OMG. FANTASTIC. 🎉🎉 😂😂 VOTE BLUE AMERICA 💙 💙 💙
So funny tonight, especially Dick Morris, I died laughing.
Haley is correct in the sense that it’s a 2-person race for 2nd place.
I'm thinking there's probably more than 2. There's certainly far more who are auditioning for it, I can name at least 10 right off the top of my head..
It’s all an audition for VP. So, she may have had a slip of the tongue, and said what she is really thinking. I think you’re exactly right.
The reason she said that is that DeSantis invested ALL his efforts into a strong iowa showing, while she barely did anything in the state and focused on the next few states in the election cycle. It is why it was said that if DeSantis wouldn't clearly beat Haley here, he'd have to stop his campaign while she could still continue. Being only 2% behind DeSantis means she will easily continue her campaign as the non-trump vote.
Between Haley and DeSantis…because Trump is ineligible.
Nikki saying Republicans arent racist is rich coming form someone who Americanized her name so they dont know shes not actually anglo
'Person, woman, man, camera, TV, Prison’
"First Lady" is a HUGE factor. Trump will NOT have enough money to pay the wife to play the part.
He hasn't seen or been with his third wife in over three months.
habba has the role now
The going rate is $130,000 a night