I worked at a huge hospice type hospital one summer at 16. The job title was"transport assistant" which meant that it was me that "transported" all the dead people down to the morgue....for 40 hours a week. Anyone able to beat that? Sweet 16!
+Hans Tun I would love that. My brother did the same job and he said it was so peaceful. He's smoke a joint on his breaks and all he had to do was push stiffs around. I'd love a simple, easy and quiet job like that.
GingerBagels Until you walk all alone with a dead body in a semi dark basement corridor and a compressor starts at 130db just as you are passing it.. not so peaceful then! :) It must have happened 10 times over that summer and I almost soiled myself every single time. :)
My worst summer job had me commute forty miles to work at five in the morning to pick up garbage in the hot desert sun. If I forgot sunscreen I was burned to a crisp. I had to supply and carry my own water which would get hot after eight hours. Like drinking the water around noon could be painful until I wised up and got a large two gallon cooler. I walked an easy five miles a day while lugging fifty pounds of garbage while watching people throw more garbage out their windows. On some days I would be picking this garbage out of manure piles that were hopefully dry and hot. And on three separate occasions my supervisor forgot to pick me up at one. This in a place without cell service and where the nearest water was probably for miles away by now and my car was probably farther. Two weeks before summer ended officially, I was told that I was laid off. It was like a prison sentence was lifted. All this for $8 an hour.
Funny, but why the hell did ***** print tweets on paper cards just to have him read them and then throw them away!? Especially when he has a macbook sitting right there!? He seriously uses an iPad regularly on the show... printed tweets... I mean, am I the only one who sees this as odd.
Pretty sure the blue cards are a nod to David Letterman. That was his signature thing when he was the host of "Late Night" on NBC. When Letterman left to go to CBS NBC got all bizarre and claimed he couldn't do a lot of things he was known for because it was their "Intellectual Property" (such as Viewer Mail) so perhaps the blue cards are one of them. Also, not sure if you've noticed, but since Jimmy was upgraded to the Tonight Show Apple is apparently unwilling to pony up the dough for product placement. There is a computer on his desk but they no longer show the Apple logo. Sharpie though - you suave so-and-sos! I cannot watch anything where he's at his desk because I'm being distracted by how many Sharpies he has. AND YOU DON'T EVEN SEE THE NAME SHARPIE!
I worked at a summer camp. One week, it was a combined high school/JR high camp. There had to be at least a thousand people on campus that week. One day, I went around to clean the bathrooms. After knocking on the door of the junior high boy's restroom, I entered and went to work. I got to the first stall and looked in the toilet to see it clogged. With garbage. There was no way I could simply plunge it away... I had to go find latex gloves and grab an extra trash bag. I had to dig my hand in to pull the garbage out. The worst part? Someone had urinated in the toilet on top of the garbage.
I was doing an RSA (Responsible service of Alcohol) course the other day and when the teacher was talking about drunk people, I started laughing because I thought of Jimmy going "Am I a preddigirl?" lol
***** Thank you. I'm glad you quit. I'm convinced that everyone should just quit those jobs when people treat them badly (even though I've worked them for years) and leave people with their dicks in their hands thinking, "Why can't I get service anymore while abusing people?"
I love predigirl's profile pic. If you can't tell, it says "This is your brain", has an Edmonton Oilers logo. Then reads "This is your brain on drugs", followed by a Calgary Flames logo. Followed, of course, by "Any questions?" BTW, I'm actually a Winnipeg Jets fan, but I do sometimes respect the slogans used by other teams for shirts.
As worked in a restaurant during summer my boss wanted me to translate a menu to some French guests cause I was learning French in school. So as I came to their table they were asking what "deer" means and I was just like (in French) "Umm.. an animal that.. Lives in the forest? Yeaah.." They couldn't figure out what I was trying to say and discussed in French why the heck I was trying to translate the menu if I can't even speak French. Me, understanding everything, just answered in fluent French: "Well, I'm apparently able to understand it but yeah, some vocab can be pretty tough." They just stared at me and I left. They gave literally zero tip. Lol. #worstsummerjob
I hate people bitching about other people not being able to talk their language.. How about learning the language of the country you're going before you go there, or at least stay nice if someone is trying to help you understand sth..:D
About the tip thing : nobody in France give tip or it is really rare so don't take it personaly. Also as a french woman i'm sorry for the rudeness of my people :) (Sorry for my not really good english)
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That was great that they both thought of "The Ghost of John Deere"
Nillersification Higgins is from Iowa too! He's one of us lol
Lmfao
Love how the audience gets him to do his "Ew" lmao too cute
I am actually quite happy they got rid of the 30 second explanation to the Hashtags segment.
"You guys are on Twitter, right?"
I still don't understand the hashtags deal. Could someone please explain?
lol
But it was a worldwide trending topic within 20 minutes wasn't it?
useless1997 LOOL
THAT AUDIENCE THOUGH. They started the "EW."
Yes! I came here just so say that! That was the best part :)
Those 2 seconds where he transformed into Sara. Lol
logan feltner Sara without an H because Hs are EW
"Ew" started on Late Night a long time ago
Yup! The "Ew!" skit is one of my favorites. Love it!
Spent two summers fixing skee ball machines at an arcade, So pretty much all summer long I would hear, "My balls are stuck" or "I need more balls".
Oh my god. You must have had a lot of balls to have stuck with it. (I'm sorry I couldn't help it)
It must be very hard for you. (sorry, couldn't help it)
But wasn't it relieving after you got the balls unstuck just to jam them right into the holes?
Something........Balls
hard job handling all those sticky balls in the summer heat
Jimmy and Higgins are friendship goals
Really? Higgins needs to go. He is not funny and constantly ruins punch lines. You can see it by the look on Jimmy's face that Higgins annoys him.
Higgins is seriously the worst thing about this show. He needs to go!
are you serious higgins is awesome them combined is comedy gold they get each other
I totally agree! I would love to get paid to do nothing.. lmao
Sometimes Jimmy copies Higgins and adds to what he says. Higgins is great! I love how they play off each other.
I loved how the audience started to say "eow"
I love how the audience got Jimmy to do "Eww." lol :)
hahaha " am i a preddy girl? you're my best friend. i think i'm a preddy girl " he is so cute :D
I loved that part :)
김남준 BTS i fucking DIED 😂😂😂😂
Army
Reminds me of the first season of American Horror Story. With the "slow" neighbor who saw the ghosts
"I want to be a preddy girl for Halloween"
Who else just with the picture, knew he did SARA from EW! in some point of this video
HAHAHHAHA MEEEEEE!
Only reason I clicked on it.
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't xD lolol
meeee lol ew
So true I thought he was going to do eww!
I love how everyone in the audience shouted "ew" I'm crying 😂😂😂
This Shampoo? Good Shampoo!
+Claudio Di Giacomo This Car? Good Car!
This Conditioner? Good conditioner!
Uangali is that us.. ✋🧔
"You're a demon!" 😂😂😂
The girls in the audience saying EW reminded me of the seagulls in Finding Nemo...
Beautiful
"mine"
The John Deere joke was insane and in sync. It was awesome.
Although I'd freak out too if that happened to me.
How did they do that??! That was amazing!
Audience trying to make Jimmy say Eww! is just funny 😂
They all sounded like a flock of seagulls when they all said “Ew” 😂😂😂
I worked at a huge hospice type hospital one summer at 16. The job title was"transport assistant" which meant that it was me that "transported" all the dead people down to the morgue....for 40 hours a week. Anyone able to beat that?
Sweet 16!
Omg i wouldnt do that no matter how much you paid me
Foor Esemteepee Any chance you could elaborate?
My most recent job was a food runner for a hospital. I always felt bad for the transporters who had to pick up the dead bodies... >.
+Hans Tun I would love that. My brother did the same job and he said it was so peaceful. He's smoke a joint on his breaks and all he had to do was push stiffs around. I'd love a simple, easy and quiet job like that.
GingerBagels
Until you walk all alone with a dead body in a semi dark basement corridor and a compressor starts at 130db just as you are passing it.. not so peaceful then! :)
It must have happened 10 times over that summer and I almost soiled myself every single time. :)
I only clicked the video because I saw Jimmy making the "EW" face
Haha that’s great! (Me too)
Dude me too
The john deer part actually makes me believe that Jimmy and Steve hang out together every now and then (when they're not on the air!)
I don't know any Christian who would call someone a devil worshipper for having rhinestones on their sunglasses. That's sad.
How much do you want to bet it was some woman in her late forties who was a member of one of those really weird evangelical denominations?
it probably was someone from the Westboro Baptist Church
Knew a Christian who said a 4 year olds zebra print trousers were sinful because only people who sell themselves wear fur -.-
Moonie Pie dafug? I'm a catholic and I don't even know how to respond to that. ❔❔❔❔❔❔
"You're a demon" LOL
Funniest part
Rhinestones are pretty... demonic
Must have been the Westboro Baptist church festival...
Paul Heyman snd he used that ned flanders voice too. (simpsons)
I just snotted on my phone from laughing at his drunk girl impression.
This was the funniest hashtag segment in a long time. I couldn't breathe during the drunk girl impersonation or after the John Deere ghost joke.
Oh man, Jimmy is just the best!
When I clicked on this I knew that was his ewww face....I've binged too much on these hastags now.
Him saying the PerdiGirl username had me rolling. I love these hash tag videos !
How are you guys so much in sync?! Love it!
Jimmy... Very nice way to shut someone down "What‘s the first rule of the fight club?" hahaha
I work at a fabric and craft store but know nothing about sewing and old ladies call me useless everyday 😂
Summer Gates rlly?thats fake! It was one of the hashtags
They couldn't be more correct.
My worst summer job had me commute forty miles to work at five in the morning to pick up garbage in the hot desert sun. If I forgot sunscreen I was burned to a crisp. I had to supply and carry my own water which would get hot after eight hours. Like drinking the water around noon could be painful until I wised up and got a large two gallon cooler. I walked an easy five miles a day while lugging fifty pounds of garbage while watching people throw more garbage out their windows. On some days I would be picking this garbage out of manure piles that were hopefully dry and hot. And on three separate occasions my supervisor forgot to pick me up at one. This in a place without cell service and where the nearest water was probably for miles away by now and my car was probably farther.
Two weeks before summer ended officially, I was told that I was laid off. It was like a prison sentence was lifted. All this for $8 an hour.
Nope. That was a job my mother has "helpfully" found for me. I was unaware of the exact details of that job until my first day.
I feel like Jimmy and higgins have equally as much fun with the peoples Username as they do when it comes to the actual tweets themselves
This shampoo? Good shampoo!
I think i watched this video 1 million times.JIMMY IS SO CUTE I JUST CAN'T
Facts
+Alina FalPal I just cant even
I love it whenever he does the 'Ew!' bit. Fave.
I would always rewind to jimmy's ew and 'john dur' part. Always makes me laugh. Lol
3:49 you can see a sparkle in his eye as he saw an opportunity
Jimmy and Steve saying John Deere at the same time is the funniest thing ever!
"The ghost of John Deere!" ROFL
This is one of the best Hashtags ever! laughed my ass off the whole time!
The best one! Everything was super funny! O my god is this 8 years ago??
Jimmy's face when he does Sara 😂😂😂 gets me everytime
Please do an "EW!" segment with Higgins!!
Funny, but why the hell did ***** print tweets on paper cards just to have him read them and then throw them away!? Especially when he has a macbook sitting right there!? He seriously uses an iPad regularly on the show... printed tweets... I mean, am I the only one who sees this as odd.
Yeah. Don't fix what ain't broken.
It's just the way he does the skit for chrissake.
thats actually a good idea, he actually read the live tweets as well. i mean what does he actually use that laptop for anyway :P
They are just blank paper, nobody has seen the other side.
Pretty sure the blue cards are a nod to David Letterman. That was his signature thing when he was the host of "Late Night" on NBC. When Letterman left to go to CBS NBC got all bizarre and claimed he couldn't do a lot of things he was known for because it was their "Intellectual Property" (such as Viewer Mail) so perhaps the blue cards are one of them. Also, not sure if you've noticed, but since Jimmy was upgraded to the Tonight Show Apple is apparently unwilling to pony up the dough for product placement. There is a computer on his desk but they no longer show the Apple logo. Sharpie though - you suave so-and-sos! I cannot watch anything where he's at his desk because I'm being distracted by how many Sharpies he has. AND YOU DON'T EVEN SEE THE NAME SHARPIE!
His Sara (with no H, cause H's are ew!) voice gets me every time!
"Eiw!!" Haha :-D Jimmy's face expression is so priceless every time he says it :-D
Higgins needs to have a part in Ew dressed up as a women! That would be hilarious! xD
2:08 best part of the entire clip, all of his clips.
The delivery is devine
Is it a reference to something? I don't get it. :(
firedude0o7 me neither and it's sad, 'cause it seems to be a pretty good joke...please, someone?? xD
He's just making fun of the way she spelled her screen name, like she must have been drunk when she made it.
It's not that she was drunk when she made it. It's that the way she spelled it sounds like the way a drunk girl would say pretty. Lol. It's hilarious.
I love Jimmy. "Ew! John Deere?" :D
Both of the saying John Deere at the same time was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
“This car? Good car!”
“Ass. Manager”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shout out to those people in the audience for making the reference to the "Ew!" segment. Haha, so perfect.
Love the "John Deere joke"
I like how the people in the audience started saying ew xD it reminded me of that scene in finding nemo when all of the seagulls said "mine" lol
that preday girl bit had me in stitches
love jimmy!
Steve Higginss does an impeccable Jeff Bridges impression :DDD
I worked at a summer camp. One week, it was a combined high school/JR high camp. There had to be at least a thousand people on campus that week. One day, I went around to clean the bathrooms. After knocking on the door of the junior high boy's restroom, I entered and went to work. I got to the first stall and looked in the toilet to see it clogged. With garbage. There was no way I could simply plunge it away... I had to go find latex gloves and grab an extra trash bag. I had to dig my hand in to pull the garbage out. The worst part? Someone had urinated in the toilet on top of the garbage.
"Here's a 5 dollar bill. No wait, it's a one."
I just died!
After he told the cashier at the hardware store one you can hear a lot of people in the audience say ew
Higgins always destroys the jokes
I LOVE Higgins
Damp cash must have came from the fun spurt
+jaziel tan Yess!
the ghost of JOHHHHNNN DEEERRRE
" Am I a pretty girl? " kills me lol
Hahaha this had me dying! Love Jimmy!
Love Jimmy Fallon he's so funny
I was doing an RSA (Responsible service of Alcohol) course the other day and when the teacher was talking about drunk people, I started laughing because I thought of Jimmy going "Am I a preddigirl?" lol
one of the best #hashtag segments they've had! LOL love these! xD
I LOVE THIS ONE! One of the Best!!!!
HAHAHAHA that accent tho at #1:57 😂
LOL! I love how they always do that country accent when they're improvising! LOL!
One of my favorite hashtags episodes lol Looove when he did sara hahaha
I love hearing about crappy jobs.
***** Thank you. I'm glad you quit. I'm convinced that everyone should just quit those jobs when people treat them badly (even though I've worked them for years) and leave people with their dicks in their hands thinking, "Why can't I get service anymore while abusing people?"
John Deere makes the world's finest tractors!
I've lost track of how many hashtags videos I've watched... I'm probably watching them again and still think they're funny haha
Anyone watching this in 2019?
🙋🏻♀️
2020
2021
If you don't laugh...
"You're a demon"
I love predigirl's profile pic.
If you can't tell, it says "This is your brain", has an Edmonton Oilers logo. Then reads "This is your brain on drugs", followed by a Calgary Flames logo. Followed, of course, by "Any questions?"
BTW, I'm actually a Winnipeg Jets fan, but I do sometimes respect the slogans used by other teams for shirts.
Oh Jimmy is so cute & funny especially when he was doing the predi girl bit.
This video? Good video!
This segment is always too damn funny
I love everyone shouting “EW.” To get him to 😂
worst summer job = no summer job :/ UGH
3:58 ive lost count of how many times ive replayed that..
"Kids need more maps in schools" lol
Jimmy is hilarious 👌🏼😭
Best one yet!
when he said am i a pretty girl i thought he said, '' I'm a pregnant girl. ''
I miss ew so much...
+Taylor Price Me too! Did "ew" end?
+angieandaniagstudios
I hope not
+Taylor Price Me neither! That would be so...EW!!! XD
How did you know there is a John deere plant in Waterloo, Iowa?? That's awesome that you mentioned that! I'm originally from eastern IA.
Nice suit ensemble Jimmy. Reminds me of the sign @ Stewart's, "We no longer accept folded money". The underwear money...
His Miss America sounds like drunk uncle's daughter
I almost spit my drink all over my phone at the “damp cash” line
When Jimmy does "Predigirl" it reminds me of Paula Abdul.
HE WAS NUMBER 1!
S Smith LMAO
I live 10 minutes away from Waterloo, Iowa :)
When the audience goes "Ew," they kinda sound like those seagulls from *Finding Nemo* ("Mine!"). 😅
Am I a pretty girl? lmfao!
As worked in a restaurant during summer my boss wanted me to translate a menu to some French guests cause I was learning French in school. So as I came to their table they were asking what "deer" means and I was just like (in French) "Umm.. an animal that.. Lives in the forest? Yeaah.." They couldn't figure out what I was trying to say and discussed in French why the heck I was trying to translate the menu if I can't even speak French. Me, understanding everything, just answered in fluent French: "Well, I'm apparently able to understand it but yeah, some vocab can be pretty tough." They just stared at me and I left. They gave literally zero tip. Lol. #worstsummerjob
I hate people bitching about other people not being able to talk their language.. How about learning the language of the country you're going before you go there, or at least stay nice if someone is trying to help you understand sth..:D
+Senpai Ranjid Yeah, true!!
About the tip thing : nobody in France give tip or it is really rare so don't take it personaly. Also as a french woman i'm sorry for the rudeness of my people :)
(Sorry for my not really good english)
Can Jimmy please do a tonight show episode in Sara's voice. The whole damn show!???!? That would be great!!
He is my favorite talk show host