How to be be a popular photographer: Buy a $4,000 camera at the age of 20. Go to places like Santa Monica beach/Yosemite/Oregon Take all your photos in overcast weather/desaturate colors/bump up contrast Use your attractive friends as models Make them wear big 80's glasses Wrap models in fairy lights Take photos of your models near florescent lights Have your models hold smoke bombs
Thank you! I'm going to try, I wrote the concept idea for the video almost 2 years ago and finally got around to creating the video, I'll be working on my next idea in 2017 ;D
I need more of this in my life lol the last scene doe hahahaha! Absolute gold! Great job! I’m currently watching all your older stuff and I can’t believe I wasn’t following you then :/ cheers!
These parody/comedy sketch videos have to make a comeback (as your sister as well)! I love them. I started watching your channel couple of months ago and am now watching the older stuff. :D
…and I figured out the 3 stages of getting to know Jessica Kobeissi: 1. you see her for the first time in a suggested video, thinking she is a little pretentious, but you actually hear useful infos about photography, so you subscribe to check back in later. 2. after 8-10 videos you see that Jessica is super adorable, still appreciate the stuff about photography, but now you start to watch one or more videos a day just for her personality. 3. you find this video, and now you know for a fact, that Jessica is the best person in the world, you are in love with her forever, and your life is about waiting for the next video she uploads. Scientifically proved :)
You want to stay alive to enjoy your fame and fortune. Avoid railroad tracks. That's for later on when you're ready to pass on to that photo studio in the sky.
Jessica, this video is genius! I work so hard the past 1 year kicking off my photography business. I work so much that my husband who doesn't understand professional photography complains how I work so hard but get no income from it (in the beginning).
Hey there! May I ask what picture settings you use for your portrait photography? I also have a 5d and usually leave it on portrait, however I love the bright even photos you do and wonder if you lower the contrast or sharpness in camera. Thanks for your time!
Okay so I've watched your videos for months now, and I just found this video? How??? This is the best thing in the whole TH-cam! I liked you before, but now you are my favourite person! :)
This was a great video! I have been a fan of your vids for a long time! You are not only a great photographer but an inspiration to me. I appreciate all of your hard work because it radiates off of you onto others. Keep it up, and much love!!
I was so mad at my in-laws for making me miss my trip to the LA Garment district and clicked on this video. Made me laugh at the right time. Thanks Jess.
LMAOO THE ENDING. 😂 You know you're a huge fan when you know all of your *fans* that were tailing you. 🙈 And your bodyguard lol. Amazing video as always. I was not disappointed. 😆🤓👌🏼
Jessica Kobeiss, I love your videos and you have really made me inspired to go out and take photos. But something I would like you to make a video about is, how to be able to use all your technics and make a great profile picture by yourself. Because I dont have anyone to take my profile picture and I seem like im only getting bad pictures on my own.
hello jessica can you make a video using not expensive camera like t6i with nin expensive lens please coz i want to watch how you set them up to make good picture. thank you.
That is my favorite Ms. Kobeissi photography video that you have done to date and I love your big frame glasses that you wore in this video, Ms. Kobeissi! Would you please refer yourself to me as Ms. Kobeissi from here on out and may I continue to call you Ms. Kobeissi from here on out?
ohmygod i can’t believe I hadn’t seen this before. You’re so funny Jessica 😂😂 I’m gonna show this to all my friends who think that all it takes is a good iPhone shot to be a photographer.
Step 1: Go on top of a building and take a pic of your feet dangling
Step 2: Apply Vsco preset
Step 3: Post on instagram
Lol you caught my line
A photographer with a good sense of humor?
Love it
when the beat dropped I lost it this skit was gold 😂
LOL This video was soo salty but sooo good.
yep keepin it salty HAHAHA
How to be be a popular photographer:
Buy a $4,000 camera at the age of 20.
Go to places like Santa Monica beach/Yosemite/Oregon
Take all your photos in overcast weather/desaturate colors/bump up contrast
Use your attractive friends as models
Make them wear big 80's glasses
Wrap models in fairy lights
Take photos of your models near florescent lights
Have your models hold smoke bombs
Just described like a third of Instagram lol
Accurate
There's also shooting in laundromats, Home Depot, and Michael's. And using prisms, glass balls, or CDs.
@@MaryWen331 Standing in the warehouse perspective of IKEA.
You forgot to make everything teal and orange
How did I JUST discover you?
this was filmed amazingly
You are adorable! Had me smiling the whole time :)
You pervert.
Lmao! Your brother was trying so hard not too laugh lol. Love it.
Hahaha the Hipster file names were hilarious. Do they really exist? The ending was so epic.
I wasn't expecting this but this is gold!
This is so funny 😂😂😂😂
You should do more videos like this one
thank you so much ! I will try to plan another :)
Haha. You have to do more videos like this! This was hilarious
Thank you! I'm going to try, I wrote the concept idea for the video almost 2 years ago and finally got around to creating the video, I'll be working on my next idea in 2017 ;D
"photoshop has too many buttons" lmao and the mason jar filter haha
I wasn't in to it until it went all gangsta at the end hahaha! it was worth the wait :)
hahaha thank you! :D !! my favorite part!
I need more of this in my life lol the last scene doe hahahaha! Absolute gold! Great job! I’m currently watching all your older stuff and I can’t believe I wasn’t following you then :/ cheers!
the ending with security guy, was epic :D !!!
The bodyguard trying desperately not to laugh 😂
you just get better and better, I love you
THIS WAS SO FUNNY LMAO
AHAHAHAHAH !!! DEAD ! this have must hurt a lot of Instagram photographers 💔
Omg I've been waiting for this video! Since I've seen it on your IG story!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Omg I loved it Jessica!!!! Great job on the video, it was hilarious 😂😂😂
this was soo good. the editing and acting is great. last part was the best :)
This was hilarious and I loved the ending😂😂😂
These parody/comedy sketch videos have to make a comeback (as your sister as well)! I love them. I started watching your channel couple of months ago and am now watching the older stuff. :D
…and I figured out the 3 stages of getting to know Jessica Kobeissi:
1. you see her for the first time in a suggested video, thinking she is a little pretentious, but you actually hear useful infos about photography, so you subscribe to check back in later.
2. after 8-10 videos you see that Jessica is super adorable, still appreciate the stuff about photography, but now you start to watch one or more videos a day just for her personality.
3. you find this video, and now you know for a fact, that Jessica is the best person in the world, you are in love with her forever, and your life is about waiting for the next video she uploads.
Scientifically proved
:)
Föl-földobott kövek Creep...!
loved the video, i want more, and omg lived that your brother was the guard 😂
this is so funny! great video
your one of my inspirations your so great at photography
this video was so funny 😂😂
1,000 pennies lmao
that's a lot of pennies ya know :O
You forgot step 4. Shoot photos on railroad tracks
You want to stay alive to enjoy your fame and fortune. Avoid railroad tracks. That's for later on when you're ready to pass on to that photo studio in the sky.
THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE YOU
LOVE YOU TOO!!!!
This is why your cat left you 😂😂😂😂😂
I loved this Jessica! Too good!
All right, this is seriously excellent. Really great comedy, cinematography, editing, and quite a good script as well. Great job!
Jessica, this video is genius! I work so hard the past 1 year kicking off my photography business. I work so much that my husband who doesn't understand professional photography complains how I work so hard but get no income from it (in the beginning).
Hey there! May I ask what picture settings you use for your portrait photography? I also have a 5d and usually leave it on portrait, however I love the bright even photos you do and wonder if you lower the contrast or sharpness in camera. Thanks for your time!
lol
This is so good!! 😂 where are your cute glasses from? I love them and I need a new pair! ❤️
Okay so I've watched your videos for months now, and I just found this video? How??? This is the best thing in the whole TH-cam! I liked you before, but now you are my favourite person! :)
I feel like you come from another planet but make this earth more grateful
Never expect Jessica to do such a video! Man this was awesome and the last part tho😂😂!!
This was a great video! I have been a fan of your vids for a long time! You are not only a great photographer but an inspiration to me. I appreciate all of your hard work because it radiates off of you onto others. Keep it up, and much love!!
I was so mad at my in-laws for making me miss my trip to the LA Garment district and clicked on this video. Made me laugh at the right time. Thanks Jess.
This is awesome 😂😂
LMAOO THE ENDING. 😂 You know you're a huge fan when you know all of your *fans* that were tailing you. 🙈 And your bodyguard lol. Amazing video as always. I was not disappointed. 😆🤓👌🏼
"you'll need money though. and if you don't have it, your parents should." this video is so relatable 😂😂
wow Jessica, this was amazing! I am crying laughing 😂😂😂
girl, this was hilarious.
thank you soooo much!!
what a twist.. hilarious... kudos for being able to keep a straight face through all that 😂😂😂
Love this 😆
You killed it, Jessica! I was laughing the whole time!
I love this Jessica!! You made me laugh so hard.!!hahaha You should make videos like this once in a while. SO COOL!!! LOVE IT!
This had me dying 😂💀 my fav is when you were taking pics and the No card in camera sign was on
Learnt a lot from your videos and this one is just hilarious !! :) hoping to see a lot more!
"Photoshop has too many buttons and will take over two hours to learn the entire program." Simply brilliant!
Jessica Kobeiss, I love your videos and you have really made me inspired to go out and take photos. But something I would like you to make a video about is, how to be able to use all your technics and make a great profile picture by yourself. Because I dont have anyone to take my profile picture and I seem like im only getting bad pictures on my own.
Awesome,awesome,awesome video,funny and on the point.
I guess the thumbs down are those that use tons of presets................
owwww, great this new format! good job! Love u
This was hilarious. Thanks for making this. Loads of fun to watch.
the level of sarcasm in this video. omgee. you nailed it dude.
omg i am so thankful that youtube showedm me your vid in "recomended for u" section
I found this significantly funnier than I expected to. Oh my word.
You did it again Jessica! This had me rolling. Can't wait to be famous too. Loved it.
Man finally! Some useful advice! I'm sick of all those other videos talking about all that ISO and exposure rubbish... Thank you!!
This made me laugh so hard.
Thank you
This joint is too real. Well done.
After a long day at university and classes, this is right what I need. Thank you a lot Jessica Kobeisi, your videos are really great content!
Was really here for real camera tips and got the best laugh of my weekend! Thanks Jess hahaha
I never thought i would see you doing something like this OMG!!! this is hilarious!
hello jessica can you make a video using not expensive camera like t6i with nin expensive lens please coz i want to watch how you set them up to make good picture. thank you.
Just stumbled up on this video. Great way to start my day. I love your humor! Thank you.
*thank you so much . i really needed it . gonna ace my auditions now*
the sarcasm on this one is beyond great!! love it :'D!
OH MY GOD, I CANNOT. THIS IS BRILLIANT. SO WELL DONE!!!
the more expensive the camera , the better your photography ! ahahah , i'm crying
That is my favorite Ms. Kobeissi photography video that you have done to date and I love your big frame glasses that you wore in this video, Ms. Kobeissi! Would you please refer yourself to me as Ms. Kobeissi from here on out and may I continue to call you Ms. Kobeissi from here on out?
this is soooo good!!! That ending!
Wow you make better video since your couple latest videos, thats a huge step! and you look so happy while intimidating your friend hahah
I can’t wait to try these steps out 🙌🏼
OMG this is so Funny and cool. Love this. Keep on Jessica. love you're work 😍
this made my day 😂😂😂😂😂
Hey, it’s Henry here. I’m one of the signature designers at photologo.
This made me smile. Well done Jessica. Loved it.
Loveeeee ur mimics and everything!
you are HILARIOUS!! 😂😂😂 loved this video 💜
The way you cover up the model's face using the black 'clothes'(?) was really funny and cute 😂😂
This is so witty and hilarious! Good job!
Oh my god I was smiling and laughing the entire time ✨😭😂
More power to this channel
ohmygod i can’t believe I hadn’t seen this before. You’re so funny Jessica 😂😂 I’m gonna show this to all my friends who think that all it takes is a good iPhone shot to be a photographer.
how did I miss this video?? that ending WAS JAW DROPPING
I can tell this was very fun to make! Loved it
Finally. The tutorial I've been waiting for
That body guard at the end 😍😍😍 his smile is perfect
Love all your videos Jess how in the world don't have have a MIL subs you definitely deserve a lot more subs
The ending almost made me spit out my drink from laughing, too priceless!!
Love your videos and your personality Jessica!
LOL love you showing this funny side of you Jessica ❤️
I want to know a best semi professional camera which is not very expensive ... Will you please help me in choosing right one???
This actually did help me a lot. Like even though it was joke-like.