My youngest sister, her favorite told me on mother's death bed that mother didn't love me and never did. My youngest sister btw is my half sister and a carbon copy of my mother
The action out the pushing and “go away you bitch” commentary is fucking iconic. I pee my pants every time I watch you. I sit here and laugh and my family stares at me like im crazy. Then I tell them what I’m laughing at and they look at me like I’m even crazier 😂 my mom loves you though, I send her your videos and we love your humor. You’re our kind of person 😂
I unfortunately know someone who had a baby with her stepdad when she was like 18. He raised her for half of her life, so you know he was abusing her. I worked with her and her mom, and her mom was mad at HER and would talk about how shes a b*tch and stole her man. Such a sad situation. Her siblings are actually half siblings with her child while also being aunts and uncles. Before anyone asks, no this is not in the South.
Layze I just found you a few days ago. I’ve been binging and I can’t stop watching your channel. You are the funniest comedian on TH-cam. I watch you get to 75k. You’re a friggin genius! You’ve already gone up another 2k, you so deserve it! 100k is just around the corner. 😁
Listen my cousin did this to her mom. It was family scandal. They lived together. Step-dad chef at upscale restaurant. My aunt hard working woman. Cousin gets pg at @17. Has baby. Oh did I mention they all lived together? Cousin would go out partying and gallavanting while step-dad stayed home and babysat. He was older than my aunt so about 30 or so years older than my cousin. Other people saw it and told my aunt. Denial more denial then it was admitted to. They get divorced, he moves in with cousin and she spent all his money, ran on him. Lost his job ended up living in trailer park. Then cousin threw his old ass away. Both skanks for doing that to my aunt.
By “damaged goods” I think she either means bc she has trauma and/or she was sexually abused as a kid. I was when I was 5/6 and as I grew up I thought guys would see me like that bc of my mental issues and bc of the abuse. (I’m just theorizing bc of my own experiences btw)
It seems like the writer of the story made sure everyone knew the daughter was ADOPTED to lighten the blow or make it feel less weird that a step-dad was hooking up with and impregnated his stepdaughter, which just makes it feel that much more creepier to me
this whole video feels like it was written by a creepy, lonely, divorced middle aged man who lives in his moms basement and has serious stepdaughter issues..🤢 i’m uncomfortable just watching you react to this but thank god your humour lightens the mood 😂
When you posed that question, would I sleep with my mom’s boyfriend to get rid of him, I literally gagged… I wanted so badly to get rid of my mom’s boyfriend since I was 12 because he was such an asshole (I’m 50 now, still would want to see him go) but the very thought of doing that to get rid of him… I literally couldn’t stop gagging for a while. If you knew him, you’d understand why. He’s just that big of an asshole that I can’t see how he doesn’t turn off every woman he meets. He’s not even good looking and never was. So eew, HELL no.
Factssss my moms boyfriends been starting fights between me my sisters and m6 mom for 20 years ..were 35-41 yrs old and we despise him.we call him the rotting corpse ..god we hate him/.he’s such a scumbag.
The best part is that the channel that makes those stupid ass videos say "family friendly" on the profile...nitrate videos with an 18 year old girl flirting and trying to get a middle aged guy to have seggs with her like wtf 😂 Love your vids, Layze! Update: as I typed this, the chick said "so you're my daddy now?" I cant-
"So the monsters won't get you?" More like the monster is the one "tucking her in." Great video as always Layze! Don't forget it's our time to shine 😉 It's Virgo season baby! 😆
I'm so confused, why do they always find these pregnancy test in the washing machine...like...don't put that pee'd on thing in your clothes! DISGUSTANG 🤢
Layze I've been watching your videos since I woke up this morning and I've got to stop bc I've got SO much to do but it's so hard. I can't get enough! lol Seriously though I love seeing and hearing your reactions to all this weird, nasty, unbelievable, etc. content. Thank you for all your hard work and for taking your time to share your opinions and personality with us. You're the bestest.
Yooooo at 6:15 I legit was waiting on Chris Hansen to come out and say… Greg sit your “45” year old butt over here and tell me what you thought you were about to do with this 18 1/2 year old 😂🤢
A couple minutes in and she already sounds like someone from a horror movie- "Whatever you sAy.... Greg." Edit: "Do you ever get nightmares, Greg?" Nah but he'll be getting them tonight if you don't snap out of whatever demonic state you're in rn.
Why did the daughter seem like a serial killer? Like those weren't 'lustful eyes' that was 'I will rip your eyes out and use them as the crunchy bits in slimes.'
That guy is acting like he's just an innocent bystander and he just happened to trip with his pants down, got hard midair while the stepdaughter was just standing there(several times),it's just these bad women ganging up on him for no reason. He big mad. XD
Laughing out loud, my coworker is looking at me like I'm nutz...lol...I love your reenactment of Courtney lol....oh btw Greg is definitely not 48 maybe 68?
Hey Layze, happy belated birthday! I remember you mentioned this in your other video and I forgot to leave a comment. I hope that you had an amazing day! Thank you for the laughter you’ve given me over the last three years. It means a lot! Also #virgotwins
What is up with the daughter crossing her fingers... it kind of looked like a threat to me... And Mom was wack until the end i didnt expect much from her!
so underrated but i can see thats about to change soon. every time i watch one of ur vids you have more subs! keep doing what your doing and ik you will be one of the most well known channels!
When the daughter said "im not trying to steal you from her im just asking you if you could tuck me into bed" made me remember about another layze video where the mom sleeps with the daughters boyfriend the mom said the exact same thing to the boyfriend...
I ADORE your videos, and by the way where are you from orginally?? The accent sounds familiar. Anyway, thanks for the entertainment during my depressing week. :,)
This was 100% written by a middle-aged man who has serious problems about his stepdaughter
Ngl, looks like a dharrman vid
@@guywhosjusthere2136august better get a hold on this one
@@guywhosjusthere2136I totally thought the same 😂
@@lyranorthernstar3802 same😂 or Semir Bavnani lol
@@Butterflyonlifenot Semir Bavnani 😂😂
My mom slept with my ex-husband, my stepdad tried to sleep with me, and I turned him down pretty damn quick. Two wrongs don’t make a right.
How could she do that to you? That's so *F* "u. p" I can't understand 😔
My youngest sister, her favorite told me on mother's death bed that mother didn't love me and never did. My youngest sister btw is my half sister and a carbon copy of my mother
Im sorry that happened!
You’re the bigger person. Much love 🙏
@@danabyrd891 sounds like a shitty person
The first part with her hitting on him feels so awkward, like it seems to be written by some lonely, creepy, middle aged man…..
Yes🤣🤣🤣
Probably....🥴
For sure you can tell the difference between when it's written by a middle age man living out his own fantasies, and a real quality writer lol
LMAOOO FOR SURE
no way, you wrote this? | JK BUT YOU ACTUALLY CAN TELL!!!!! ITS SO FUNNY ! ITS SO EASY TO TELL.
She's giving creepy serial killer fatal attraction vibes. Her ex told her she's damaged goods and she needs validation
BAHAHA TRUE
For real
“Bitch he looks older than the Eiffel Tower!” SENT ME 💀💀
REALLLLL😭😭😭
Fr
Frrrrr@@Muichiro_tokito-k4r
Reallll
Off topic but Mizuki pfp??!?!?
No way that dude is 45. I'm 40 and he looks like he could be my grandpa 😂.
For real. I'm 40 and he looks to be around 65-75 imo
Fr
He does not look that old @@AndreaHa
My dad is around 45 and he looks like 20-40 yrs younger this guy, but my dad does look young for his age tho
I'd say he's 50
Me being very uncomfortable and mentally disturbed because Courtney is my name and my dads name is Greg 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
omg… 😳
This made me laugh too hard.
Wow. That's soooo traumatic!!!!!!! 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
So what if your names are the same? 🤣
😂😅
2:34 The way Layze says "hell to the fuck no" 😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😁😅😂🤣😶
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😂😂😂😂😂
The action out the pushing and “go away you bitch” commentary is fucking iconic. I pee my pants every time I watch you. I sit here and laugh and my family stares at me like im crazy. Then I tell them what I’m laughing at and they look at me like I’m even crazier 😂 my mom loves you though, I send her your videos and we love your humor. You’re our kind of person 😂
wow thank you so much for this comment
tell your mom i said hi
Lol!!! Tell your dad I said hi!
@@rhonni1624 🤣
You should get the peeing checked out, i don't think it's healthy 🤔
@@m5676well it might be medical but people sometimes pee their pants for like when they get scared or something idk
I unfortunately know someone who had a baby with her stepdad when she was like 18. He raised her for half of her life, so you know he was abusing her.
I worked with her and her mom, and her mom was mad at HER and would talk about how shes a b*tch and stole her man.
Such a sad situation. Her siblings are actually half siblings with her child while also being aunts and uncles.
Before anyone asks, no this is not in the South.
Oh no 😓
Oh no. Pedo vibes 💀
that daughter scares me lmaoo
That guy looks 60 years old and she looks 27.
Maybe the actors are this old 😂
IKR!!!😂😂
That’s sad😢😢
Fr
To me the girl looked like she was 12
As soon as the mom gets a giant diamond, the dude gets outed. Genius team strategy
Reminds me of the movie "Heartbreakers!"
The fact that she called him daddy made sooooo uncomfortable 😳 and it gets even worse by the way she says it 🤮🤮
Layze I just found you a few days ago. I’ve been binging and I can’t stop watching your channel. You are the funniest comedian on TH-cam. I watch you get to 75k. You’re a friggin genius! You’ve already gone up another 2k, you so deserve it! 100k is just around the corner. 😁
Same only just found this channel and I love it ❤
I’m so glad he just went of 2000 more people I’ve just found him to ❤
Same here. Found his channel two days ago and been binging ever since.
Oh wow, Layze is at 229k now in 3 months! Congratulations! You are taking off now, so well deserved 😊
UR USERNAME 😭😭😭 IM SORRY FOR UR LOSS
2:09 Dude, your smile is so beautiful!
IKR!?
🤣🤣🤣the mom said the daughter was "going on 30"
And is that the new dharr man spoof? 🤣🤣😁😁
Listen my cousin did this to her mom. It was family scandal. They lived together. Step-dad chef at upscale restaurant. My aunt hard working woman. Cousin gets pg at @17. Has baby. Oh did I mention they all lived together? Cousin would go out partying and gallavanting while step-dad stayed home and babysat. He was older than my aunt so about 30 or so years older than my cousin. Other people saw it and told my aunt. Denial more denial then it was admitted to. They get divorced, he moves in with cousin and she spent all his money, ran on him. Lost his job ended up living in trailer park. Then cousin threw his old ass away. Both skanks for doing that to my aunt.
Wow please do a video story time
Greg has Dementia now...........holy crap I laughed so hard at that.
Who does laundry during a date? 😂😂😂
A mom with an adult child who wont do her own f88king laundry, thats who! hahaha
I can only see desperate married couples who can’t find a babysitter jokingly calling laundry a “date” 😂
The dad reminds me of Jo biden😂😂😂
By “damaged goods” I think she either means bc she has trauma and/or she was sexually abused as a kid. I was when I was 5/6 and as I grew up I thought guys would see me like that bc of my mental issues and bc of the abuse. (I’m just theorizing bc of my own experiences btw)
It seems like the writer of the story made sure everyone knew the daughter was ADOPTED to lighten the blow or make it feel less weird that a step-dad was hooking up with and impregnated his stepdaughter, which just makes it feel that much more creepier to me
It annoys me how the mom is only mad at the step dad and not at her daughter because the daughter was trying to start it
this whole video feels like it was written by a creepy, lonely, divorced middle aged man who lives in his moms basement and has serious stepdaughter issues..🤢 i’m uncomfortable just watching you react to this but thank god your humour lightens the mood 😂
lmfao that + on the pregnancy test was bouncing up and down lol
Just like the stepdaughter, amarite?🤓
I am ashamed...I will see myself out.
@Ria no please, have a seat.... ...hi... I'm Chris Hansen.... LOL
@@dorelle THE CLAP BACK 😂
BRUH the way the positive test was just a plus sign superimposed (@9:18) made me bust out laughing, i can't with these shorts 😭
When you posed that question, would I sleep with my mom’s boyfriend to get rid of him, I literally gagged… I wanted so badly to get rid of my mom’s boyfriend since I was 12 because he was such an asshole (I’m 50 now, still would want to see him go) but the very thought of doing that to get rid of him… I literally couldn’t stop gagging for a while. If you knew him, you’d understand why. He’s just that big of an asshole that I can’t see how he doesn’t turn off every woman he meets. He’s not even good looking and never was. So eew, HELL no.
Factssss my moms boyfriends been starting fights between me my sisters and m6 mom for 20 years ..were 35-41 yrs old and we despise him.we call him the rotting corpse ..god we hate him/.he’s such a scumbag.
What low budget movie is this from?🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
probably Darh man lol
@@KhtWillowHAHAHAHAHAH
@@KhtWillowits most likely not but some copy of dhar
The best part is that the channel that makes those stupid ass videos say "family friendly" on the profile...nitrate videos with an 18 year old girl flirting and trying to get a middle aged guy to have seggs with her like wtf 😂
Love your vids, Layze!
Update: as I typed this, the chick said "so you're my daddy now?" I cant-
BYE.
"So the monsters won't get you?" More like the monster is the one "tucking her in." Great video as always Layze! Don't forget it's our time to shine 😉 It's Virgo season baby! 😆
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I'm so confused, why do they always find these pregnancy test in the washing machine...like...don't put that pee'd on thing in your clothes! DISGUSTANG 🤢
Is this a porno? 😂
Greg has dementia right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Layze I've been watching your videos since I woke up this morning and I've got to stop bc I've got SO much to do but it's so hard. I can't get enough! lol Seriously though I love seeing and hearing your reactions to all this weird, nasty, unbelievable, etc. content. Thank you for all your hard work and for taking your time to share your opinions and personality with us. You're the bestest.
Yooooo at 6:15 I legit was waiting on Chris Hansen to come out and say… Greg sit your “45” year old butt over here and tell me what you thought you were about to do with this 18 1/2 year old 😂🤢
A couple minutes in and she already sounds like someone from a horror movie-
"Whatever you sAy.... Greg."
Edit:
"Do you ever get nightmares, Greg?"
Nah but he'll be getting them tonight if you don't snap out of whatever demonic state you're in rn.
“b*tch he looks older than the Eiffel Tower✨” got me crying 😭✋
Why the fuck does Greg look like Chris Hansen 😂
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@@afroatheist-isnowafroantit6154 yooo- wtf???? True…
This is now Chris Hansen’s evil twin 😂
I am a new subbie (20/09/2023) and you are the FUNNIEST man on these youtube streets.
The way you can make these disgusting stories hilarious is awesome - thank you Layze 😂 Common sense Vs crazy - you do it so well.
Fr haha 😂 🤣
If he is 45, I'm dead, I'm 41 only a few years younger, this guy looks like he is 55
These sketches are comedy right? They can't be that bad at acting, I just can't believe it
That’s what I was asking, was this just a show or real life hahaha I think like a low grade bold and beauty type show
Why did the daughter seem like a serial killer? Like those weren't 'lustful eyes' that was 'I will rip your eyes out and use them as the crunchy bits in slimes.'
My sister walked in on me watching this and I had a lot of explaining to do because she saw the title and she thought I had go mad😭
Pornhub Dark Edition....😂
10:11 THOSE FEW WORDS FROM LAYZE AFTER THAT SCENE KILLED ME!!
You are hilarious man. "Hell to the fuck no" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm dead! 💀
"hell to the f no" IM CRYING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"btch he looks older than the eiffel tower" IM WHEEEEEEZING😭😭😭😭😭😭
“18 going on 30”💀💀💀💀 what?!
3:19 Talk or f**k 😭😭😭
just sad :/
stepdad is a creep.
How did she go from 18 to 30💀
exactly what i thought- but it means that she’s 18 but she acts like she’s 30
Omg I wasn’t listening and only heard 30 and was so disturbed wondering why she was acting like that!!! Lmao
Fr
Exactly- "She's 18, going on 30." Tripped my OUTTT-
30 to 18* 💀💀💀
Looks more like 65
And, 70.
And,75.
And,80.
And, 85.
Its the same scenery as the video with the mom’s new boyfriend and the girl whose mom wouldnt believe she was being molested
Greg has dementia now😂😅
That guy is acting like he's just an innocent bystander and he just happened to trip with his pants down, got hard midair while the stepdaughter was just standing there(several times),it's just these bad women ganging up on him for no reason. He big mad. XD
The girl reaction is very attracted to Greg. Yayze you are so funny😂😂😂😂😂
"I guess yeah your the nightmare" LMAO
Laughing out loud, my coworker is looking at me like I'm nutz...lol...I love your reenactment of Courtney lol....oh btw Greg is definitely not 48 maybe 68?
Hey Layze, happy belated birthday! I remember you mentioned this in your other video and I forgot to leave a comment. I hope that you had an amazing day! Thank you for the laughter you’ve given me over the last three years. It means a lot!
Also #virgotwins
Your hilarious 😂 you make me laugh everytimetime I watch you!
Inappropriate behavior....Mom doesn't care. 🥴🥴
What is up with the daughter crossing her fingers... it kind of looked like a threat to me... And Mom was wack until the end i didnt expect much from her!
3:31 the way it just go’s fast!
so underrated but i can see thats about to change soon. every time i watch one of ur vids you have more subs! keep doing what your doing and ik you will be one of the most well known channels!
Bro the way she checked him out, I’m fucking out
This guy should be scared I’m scared
So funny as always! Thanks!
when he replays the scenes in his own way it just makes my day its so funny lmao😭
Man when the the step daughter says to the step dad you look good 😂😂😂😂 no way the dude looks like he is over 50
He kept on roasting her 😂😂😂
"good for his age!!, BTC HE LOOKS OLDER THAN THE EIFFEL TOWER" 😂😂😂😂😂
9:38😂😂😂 “ArE yOu GoInG tHrOuGh My ThInGs”
When the daughter said "im not trying to steal you from her im just asking you if you could tuck me into bed" made me remember about another layze video where the mom sleeps with the daughters boyfriend the mom said the exact same thing to the boyfriend...
The daughter is a damn psychopath and the poor mom deserves better and none of it is real so 🤡
“She was doing ur laundry THE LAUNDRY YOU DONT DO!!”
3:57 LAYZE’S EXPRESSION HELP 😭 ✋-
Omg ❤I love the way none of this is prethought lol I honestly think we are literally just hearing you do an out loud self thought hahahaha
Bro! This is literally like that same script of Layze’s new life lessons with Lewis video he posted yesterday!!!😅 Especially the kitchen scene!
1:48 Mom said ,,18, going on 30”💀
:3 Swear count (for fun)
0:37 -B-word🐶
1:13 -F-word😀
1:31 -S-word💩
2:35 -F- word😀
2:47 -Mf-word🤨
2:53 -A-word😀
3:00 -F-word😀
3:12 -F-word😢
-i am not doing anymore😅-
4:15 BAHHAHAHHAHAH STOP THAT WAS SO FUNNY I HADN'T LAUGHED LIKE THAT IN A LONGGGGG TIME
Your channel is so underrated
You’re freaking hilarious 😂 I don’t even think this would be funny if it weren’t for you
I ADORE your videos, and by the way where are you from orginally?? The accent sounds familiar. Anyway, thanks for the entertainment during my depressing week. :,)
I also laughed when i saw the guy jumped after she said “boo” lol 😂
Perfect outro,stormy,just perfect 🤩 13:08
Yeah, I guess your'e the nightmare 😂😂😂 .... Lmao his commentary 🤣 hilarious
the fact that in the show the caption said that the daughter was 18 going on 30 💀😭
The mom said that, meaning she is only 18 but acts like she is 30
2:58 im SCREAMING into my pillow at 2 53am
The fact that my uncles name is Greg is disgusting
“18 going on 30☺️” she just says it like age jumps happen all the time💀
9:23 mister chris dont act like a freackin delusional man and just say you got a random girl impregnated
Another GREAT video Dario 🤣
Why does the intro seem like a scenario for a hub video 😂
This is exactly what happened in the “my mother slept with my ex-husband” video
I swear he is the funniest youtuber😂😂😂😂I laugh all the way through all his vids 😭😭😭💀💀
This whole thing had me screaming. Bro NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Ne too
*me
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying
,,talk or f*ck, wich one?" Got me on the floor