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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ค. 2022
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Commission Info: fakeasmr.tumblr.com/post/6348...
Script: My brain is enormous
Listener: Neutral (Vampire)
Imagine eating dudes smh couldn't be me - ตลก
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"I keep forgetting how squeamish humans are. I mean seriously, I know he's dead and all, but there's no blood or anything. I'm going to enjoy my meal now."
"They're just goth!" "Having delusions isn't a job!" I burst out laughing 😭
I'm still not sure if we thanked her for the help or the meal. lol
Maybe both.
"Don't be a bystander."
That's a line that is all too real. I've never been in a robbery, but I've heard so many stories of people just standing there while things happen.
Dope Fake is dope for being realistic in a fantasy story.
this was fucked up, I loved every second of it
"There just goth"
Looks at my full 1980s Dracula outfit.
Does it also come with the dramatic spooky music cue?
@@pvtwade7057 it dose now
Eating a dude after drinking is blood is a much better idea than my initial plan of pulling some Weekend At Bernie's type shit
Gross? - Yup.
Funny? - Well, it made me smile so...
Based? - Most definitely.
Don't know if this is one you plan to revisit or a one off but this was a fun one.
Listener coming in hard with way Too Much Information.
I'd personally argue that eating someone is more of a ghoul thing, not a vampire thing, but I can let it slide cuz it just made this even more hilarious
Did you just semantics argue what sort of supernatural creature we are?
Because that's hilarious
@@pvtwade7057 yes
@@pvtwade7057 tbf, vampires drink blood, eating the actual body would be a different entity
This definatley needs to become a series, or atleast get apart 2.
Your works are always so good! I especially love the role reversal stuff. Keep it up! ^^
me: sees a hunter going after a vamp hey what are you doing?
hunter : getting a vamp
me: why ar what the hell!?
vamp sucks him dry says thx and leaves
me: this is fine
You always manage to come up with the wildest shit, I love it. Would like a part 2 but I don't even know where it would go next.
Although now that I think about it this might be a script by someone else. But you still pick interesting scripts either way
"Oh, right. What's your name?"
Vlad.
Alucard
@@themaddoctor5304 * in reverse *
@@goji-0045 DRACULA!
I'll have you know that using mouthwash after eating someone does WONDERS for making your breath smell better.
Always practice good dental hygiene. Your fangs will thank you.
But what about the little part stuck in my fang? Can't get it out, kinda driving me crazy right now
@@jossmcgonagall4631 Use a bone as a toothpick. We need to use every part of the human, to protect their fragile ecosystem.
@@brainydragonva thanks for the tip
@@brainydragonva good tip, thanks a lot
Fake:is he dead?
Me:no he's just tired
Please make part 2 🙂
That “given the opportunity” bit was… not a lie, but not the whole truth either, I hate that I can do it too, it’s just a lot easier to hide that vampires exist if there are no bodies lying around that have been suspiciously drained of blood via a bite wound
LMAO
I read the thumbnail as: "Is this gay brothering you?"
BITCH I-💀🖐️
Thanks I cant see it. Now have the alternitive version
"Is this fruitcake fucking with you?"
"Look, I know I'm dead n all, but I'm not a monster. THIS schmuck thought he'd get rid of me for just existing. Sorry about the bathroom."
Ya know, I kinda want a sequel for this one xD I think there is potential (if you have the time and desire)
Saw the title in the notification immediately clicked
When your actually just goth 🥲👍
Wowie! This “blood” stuff sure is tasty! I should’ve tried it earlier!
It was kinda funny, good job FAKE ❤️
Look i appreciate her standing up for me but i don't think id be corned by a single human if im literally able to fly, however i can see myself getting cornerd on purpose so i get to know her
You got love vampire ASMR
Fantastic video 🦇
So, rather than coming from bats, these vampires come from owls 😂
Is it bad that was the best 8m 40s in my last couple months of living
such a lovely audio fake truly you just ooz good roleplay ideas
maybe......maybe not all humans...... are bad.....
You should make a series out of thissss!
I wonder if that vampire hunter had a credit card or cash on him 🤔
Some evil neko gave me a headpats addiction and I already reached my monthly budget for those headpats..
Also, I need some money for that one cakery that sells bloody muffins or otherwise I might get seduced into going to that one "free headpats van" which apparently has a lot of cakes and muffins in it.
That van seems pretty real if you ask me
Fake: Having delusions is not a job.
Me: :'(
This makes me feel bad for playing Castlevania
I'm gonna need a part 2 to this
I like this very much ✨
Part two please this is good
Cool, it could be like one of those series that you never finished
unless you like ending series like the movie american psycho👍
Ew this was amazing 👍
Is the raccoon beginning, a reference to the What We do in the shadows tv show? If it isn’t, it’s a funny coincidence.
You should say "Leftovers?" on the bag part. It would if you redo this but have the vampire listener don't kill the hunter just snarl his fangs and toss him out the window.
I guess you can’t call it the living room 😏
So is there blood sucking in this? I would assume not but my anxiety is too high to take any chances.
not audible
@@FakeASMR thank you
Can we get part 2 please?
I remember a certain clan in VTM that could only sate their hunger by drinking both the blood and eating the flesh of their victims...
Pretty sus, Fake...
Hello there 🌲
General Kenobi!
You are a bold one!
I dont know if it's just me
But does she sound like female solid snake?
Dawg, this is bullshit. I would totally be down to share some with her. Eating as a guest and not offering your host? That’s just bad manners.
👋
It's not like I wanted to eat him all I wanted was his blood but the meat would have rotted so I ate him to the bone
“Hey, wanna see me drink this guy?”