Jokes Seth Can't Tell: African-Americans and Trump, Women's History Month

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  • @annabunovsky5628
    @annabunovsky5628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    "He's dead to me."
    *gives glare of judgment directly to the screen*
    If it doesn't end with Amber on the Iron Throne.....

    • @debraclinkscale6576
      @debraclinkscale6576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dead to me too!

    • @joebove4
      @joebove4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That would have vastly improved the series finale for sure.

    • @PatrickMondal
      @PatrickMondal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would’ve had better writers too!

  • @aaliekazaam973
    @aaliekazaam973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    “Oooooh fiction!” had me deaddddd 😂

  • @Elkator
    @Elkator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    You discovered a formula for a bit that will never get old. I love it.

    • @geomeopeoleo1740
      @geomeopeoleo1740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elkator Well the last part is a bit annoying after the first couple of times.

    • @rcripps008
      @rcripps008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think the chemistry of these three really helps sell it. I'm not sure another three people could pull it off with the same charm!

    • @Miollvynir
      @Miollvynir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's been two years. Still not old!

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexandramarberry1023 the sameness is part of the joke

  • @SympNerv
    @SympNerv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    Amber's laugh... every time puts me in stitches

  • @MsMelyjean
    @MsMelyjean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    "You first!" 😂😂😂😃😀😄

    • @boughtbot2639
      @boughtbot2639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahahahaha!! I'm not trying it till you do bro.

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah that one was one of those ones where I laughed first, then felt sad.

    • @Anonymous-sb9uh
      @Anonymous-sb9uh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No really, be my guest!

    • @Anonymous-sb9uh
      @Anonymous-sb9uh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ladies first!

  • @EnbyAndi
    @EnbyAndi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    “He’s dead to me.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @privcraft_
    @privcraft_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Karen is a great addition. I need more Karen.

    • @ericveneto1593
      @ericveneto1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We've gotten more Karen, and it's been GOLD!

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I come for Amber's cuteness but stay for Jenny's outrage face.

  • @FnSpiralMedia
    @FnSpiralMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    "...but a black guy's already in jail for it!" LMAO!!!! I'm dying!!!!

    • @SebastianWeinberg
      @SebastianWeinberg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Listen to the audience reaction turn after a second:
      "Bwaahahaha- _Oh wait, the fact that I immediately understood that joke is a terrible indictment of our society._ Ohhhhhh..."
      That makes Amber laugh twice as hard.

    • @patrickragland1032
      @patrickragland1032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SebastianWeinberg Can you explain the joke? I'm lost on this one.

    • @kingsaintides7227
      @kingsaintides7227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@patrickragland1032 🙄

    • @Scriptkitty-sd8dp
      @Scriptkitty-sd8dp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SebastianWeinberg 😂😕😢😡

    • @rgeezee
      @rgeezee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SebastianWeinberg that was brilliant

  • @petermatthews3729
    @petermatthews3729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Welcome Karen. I'm sure you'll get plenty of practice being mean to Seth after this segment. It sounds like you've learned from the best, namely Amber and Jenny. None of them can even bother to keep a straight face at the end of this segment anymore.

  • @WigglyTuffStuff
    @WigglyTuffStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Amber drinks a big cup of white tears every morning.

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .....so you found out, what men tears were and changed the old diss to make it less funny :D

    • @alexn.2901
      @alexn.2901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@apollomars1678 ????
      Who came first? The egg or the chicken?

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexn.2901 At first came the fish, who layed his kids with membram to prevent the water to flow inside the organism, that created a embryo and later the fish baby. so what was first the fish or the fish-egg? answer the fish, who was at that time no fish, but a organism, that created life by cell division, but than came up with the supirior system of eggs to make faster reproduction without danger for the reproducer.

    • @alexn.2901
      @alexn.2901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@apollomars1678 What I meant is we can't know if white tears or male tears came first.

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexn.2901 the term white tears came from iggy Azalea, who simply used the term to just hit white male men, knowing allready the term male tears as a term for sperm. she used the term white tears in the same way

  • @beccalanning6370
    @beccalanning6370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Amber's laugh after "She learned to be mean to me from you!" Gives me life

  • @JustXavier
    @JustXavier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Amber's delivery is so on point. She kills me!

  • @dude37
    @dude37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Someone, anyone, please give Amber her own show.

    • @AnnieThyme
      @AnnieThyme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She's had a pilot in development :)

    • @Cybershock180
      @Cybershock180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I sure hope she gets her own show because we could use some good comedy shows. Because the comedy in movies these days are just pathetic and not even funny.

    • @zora99ny
      @zora99ny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Dork Knight
      She has a pilot currently in production, called Village Gazette

    • @annaw252
      @annaw252 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm torn.
      It would be awesome, but I'd miss her on this

    • @danielaraya1193
      @danielaraya1193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      GUEST WHAT!

  • @MrWillcapone
    @MrWillcapone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Amber is almost offensively adorable

    • @segevweitz2517
      @segevweitz2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right, I'm offended they don't do more of this segment

  • @ruona1andonly
    @ruona1andonly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “Oooooo FICTION” “he is dead to me.” Amber with the quick ones

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "You first." -oh yeah, that's right.

  • @ciscokiducla
    @ciscokiducla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "you first" Bahaha ... Amber you're amazing. Always look forward to any segments you are in.

  • @orahlith
    @orahlith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jenny's hair is AMAZING.

  • @ColoringKaria
    @ColoringKaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “If it’s safe they’ll send the men!” 😂🤣😂😳 why did I have flashbacks of the villain from titanic stealing a baby and saying “please I’m all she has!” 😂🤣😭

    • @jamesryder8305
      @jamesryder8305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Brooo I literally forgot he did that to get on the lifeboat.

  • @catfishin
    @catfishin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Amber is a national treasure

  • @oldrrocr
    @oldrrocr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    3:00 Can she handle reading out loud? Yes but Trump can't.

  • @miritskeen
    @miritskeen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is the most wholesome and wonderful bit those three writers have my entire heart

  • @sarabeth9877
    @sarabeth9877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Amber for President 2020

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is she old enough?

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wvu05 I think she'll take that as a compliment 😁

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She annouced she was going to run too bad it was a joke 😕

    • @jeald0003
      @jeald0003 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wvu05 hahahaha...*google* ...you poor people there's a minimum age requirement to being president, which isn't just "be an adult"
      I thought your must be born here rule was stupid but must be 35years of age. I repeat you poor poor people.

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Amber is sooooo funny, and pretty much everything she says...I believe.

  • @alex0589
    @alex0589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Somehow still the best segment. Bless these writers.

    • @colinbanning9416
      @colinbanning9416 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It honestly doesn't even matter that most of the jokes are foul tipped off. It's a really good at bat every single time.

  • @Zero.Element
    @Zero.Element 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That was hilarious!!!! Don’t ever get rid of this segment or your entire team!! Love your show and thank you!!!!

  • @jenniferm.giroux9086
    @jenniferm.giroux9086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This segment and Amber Says What are hilarious! Love you guys! Thanks for posting! 😁

  • @SilkyC
    @SilkyC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love Amber WAY too much man!!!!
    I love these ladies so so sooo much!!!
    1:31 that look! Love it!

  • @shotjohnny
    @shotjohnny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I love these segments with the girls, and I think it's awesome that Seth shares his platform with them...(I really do!), but my weekdays are not the same without *A Closer Look" 😂😂😂

    • @zizzidy2
      @zizzidy2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Totally. Agrees.

    • @anastasiam6044
      @anastasiam6044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they’re women

  • @Maria-et6rr
    @Maria-et6rr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The writers team is AMAZING👏🏻👏🏻

  • @oliviarose530
    @oliviarose530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ahh love this!! Educating us on joke appropriation while being funny👏Need more from them in the future!!

  • @silhouette.13
    @silhouette.13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    QUIET 👏🏼 TAMPON 👏🏼 WRAPPERS

  • @alexisd5514
    @alexisd5514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    She learned to be mean from you two! Seth is the Micheal Scott of Late Night tv.

  • @Emmieaudios
    @Emmieaudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’m so happy to see so much diversity in writers.

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahhahahhaha... but ya.

  • @madelineschultz4968
    @madelineschultz4968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Amber, I LOVE you! You are so hysterically funny! I wish much happiness and success!

  • @pitti-sing1203
    @pitti-sing1203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Please post another segment of "Amber says WHAT!"

  • @originalindigodingo
    @originalindigodingo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Every time they do this segment, it just makes me wonder,
    Why isn't Amber the host yet?

    • @CT-um7zq
      @CT-um7zq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's what I was thinking, too. She outgrew her position.

    • @nirmalsuki
      @nirmalsuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      White privilege

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah Seth is getting burnt out I think. But she needs her own show. Amber is often in these longer acted sketches now. I think her kind of show would be quite different. She is a powerful actress and then when the comedy pops out it is really surprising.

    • @jodo223
      @jodo223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      amber is good but seth is Great!!

    • @sweetsugarjones
      @sweetsugarjones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hey now. Both Seth and Amber are great. Plenty of room.

  • @ibewalkingwiththecheesecak2565
    @ibewalkingwiththecheesecak2565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love everything about this segment. The awareness and concept are great, plus it’s hilarious

  • @PhoebeFayRuthLouise
    @PhoebeFayRuthLouise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “ Where are the rest of her cats?” Jenny cracks me up every time! Amber and Jenny totally need to do their own show together!

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a woman. When me and my ex-wife divorced, she kept all 5 cats.
      She would have given me a custody battle over those cats...
      😂

  • @Ada-tv7zl
    @Ada-tv7zl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my favorite segment! these women need more screentime!

  • @frankie051789
    @frankie051789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is consistently one of my favorite segments of any late night show.

  • @andrewilliams8324
    @andrewilliams8324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "He dead to me"😅🤣😂

  • @extremelyparadoxical
    @extremelyparadoxical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "you first" killed me

  • @IamGulzow
    @IamGulzow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This segment is gold every time.

  • @lazyteddiursa7160
    @lazyteddiursa7160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was the most adorable "hi everybody!" I have ever heard

  • @gilmoremccoy6930
    @gilmoremccoy6930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So funny 😂 😂😂👍💓 love it. Seth is so cute in a manly way😍!

  • @fisherking7798
    @fisherking7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And the Oscar for best eye roll ever goes toooo Karen 😆

  • @sarabjitkaur1563
    @sarabjitkaur1563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i was waiting so long for them to do this again!

  • @Hunter45s
    @Hunter45s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely brilliant. What a team!

  • @EsmisAmazing
    @EsmisAmazing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I always look forward to these, they put a smile on my face Everytime 😊

  • @LordSlag
    @LordSlag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "...said black people, "You first..." I almost fucking choked to death on my grape. XD

  • @anacirullo1
    @anacirullo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    THANK GOD IT'S BACK THE BEST SET IN TELEVISION

  • @neurofire
    @neurofire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Consistently brilliant and funny.

  • @prateetisengupta9677
    @prateetisengupta9677 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love the way this entire team , across all segments, has so much fun working together. It seems all of them enjoy every moment of it, and I guess that’s what makes the hard work behind each episode worth all the effort ! ❤️

  • @debbietrudeau5866
    @debbietrudeau5866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this segment !! I've always loved Seth, he has my type of humor, but I like that he (or they) thought of this set up. It's a great opportunity for writers to get air time. That Amber will have her show soon 👍

  • @cosmicphoto05
    @cosmicphoto05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The most adorable five minutes on television.

  • @Kaddywompous
    @Kaddywompous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m black and that skeptical “You first” encapsulated my feelings perfectly. 😂

  • @porfiriodiazcarrillo7551
    @porfiriodiazcarrillo7551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    can we all knowledge that Amber is the Beyoncé of this Destiny's Child-ish Late show??

  • @amberb6637
    @amberb6637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "He's dead to me" had me gasping for breath for a full minute

  • @Sanoussi8
    @Sanoussi8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys should do segments like this often. Pure comedy 😂

  • @Hakkyou13
    @Hakkyou13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favourite of this segment yet!

  • @PhoenixForceTravelAgency
    @PhoenixForceTravelAgency 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “He’s dead to me!!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @morganmeyer6884
    @morganmeyer6884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    they can't even keep a straight face 😂

  • @madsokay
    @madsokay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is my favorite segment!!

  • @larry4601
    @larry4601 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This type of segment is the best of Seth's show ! We need more of this

  • @VictoriaAlfredSmythe
    @VictoriaAlfredSmythe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The lipstick colour is great on Amber

  • @Crackalacking_Z
    @Crackalacking_Z 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My most favourite segment of the show, you guys are killing it

  • @deformemvita
    @deformemvita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's been a while since I've genuinely laughed at this entire segment. Kudos.

  • @torisharpe1241
    @torisharpe1241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like these segments and seeing the writers, definitely works for seth

  • @Neocaridina
    @Neocaridina 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite bit!! I love how he gets fooled at the end - every - single - time 😂 Also how he never recognizes the "Leave M. Malone" guy! I love how comedy works!

  • @rosslynstandingwater4994
    @rosslynstandingwater4994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this segment!🙌🏽🤣🤣

  • @Maiasgameroom
    @Maiasgameroom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The joke about time off was HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tsukaiyo
    @Tsukaiyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE THIS. I don't usually laugh when Seth tells the jokes, but these ladies are AMAZING

  • @kevinreardon2558
    @kevinreardon2558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's my favorite segment.

  • @Becky_Cal
    @Becky_Cal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love, love, love this segment! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Excellent work guys 😄👍🏼✊🏼

  • @KaliKat
    @KaliKat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *"He's dead to me."*
    I kissed my phone screen, help.

  • @MoonFairy929
    @MoonFairy929 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welcome new writer! (I already forgot her name, Karen?)
    This segment just brings such a light smile to my face. Thanks all!!

  • @justsaying3729
    @justsaying3729 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    They seem to have incredibly fun doing this segment. Kudos to them. Seth seems to be a good Boss.

  • @beetlejuiceblues12
    @beetlejuiceblues12 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "She learned to be mean to me from you two!!" 😂

  • @Azzkicker12345
    @Azzkicker12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE THIS!!! Amber & Jenny are awesome!

  • @jacksonkloes4967
    @jacksonkloes4967 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch these 99.99% for Amber, her facial expressions, and sass. Thank you Amber

  • @19stalkern
    @19stalkern 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ll never get tired of this

  • @Uchawibeatz
    @Uchawibeatz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are so funny I am literally crying! 😂😂😂😂

  • @DreamyCassie
    @DreamyCassie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Karen's eye rolling game is strong!!!

  • @TheRealCantaraBella
    @TheRealCantaraBella 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did they all dork out so hard at the end!!!???? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @australien6611
    @australien6611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Once we all see each other as equal we won't need this segment

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NellieKAdaba do you think it's heading in the right direction ? I mean it sometimes seems we are fracturing up into smaller and smaller interest groups rather than accepting we are all human and equal ?

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@australien6611 I hope that most people are taking positive steps forward in the right direction, it's so depressing. I think the majority is for positive change and to move forward and not backwards.

  • @Fifthelement203
    @Fifthelement203 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never get tired of these segments! I love them

  • @hellojari07
    @hellojari07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    its back!!!!!!!! YAY!

  • @LuisJimenez-fj3ho
    @LuisJimenez-fj3ho 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please keep this going. I discovered it just lately and I have been loving it lol big fan!

  • @nykolrudd
    @nykolrudd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is my favorite seg. Amber where have you been all my life? I needed you growing up. 😍😍😍 #blackqueen #barbiecouldnever

  • @YumiGoblin
    @YumiGoblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THIS xD

  • @arizonawildcat
    @arizonawildcat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is my favorite segment from any talk show i hope it never ends

  • @BrooklynDaDon1
    @BrooklynDaDon1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this segment so much...

  • @carolyngrinberg6889
    @carolyngrinberg6889 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wonderful! Do some more of these sketches, please.

  • @tomcooper3819
    @tomcooper3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amber's goofiness is the only reason I watch these! Shes a hoot

  • @andreaskarlsson5251
    @andreaskarlsson5251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Karen: "Hi everybody"
    Me: Aawe, that girl is adorable! + she likes Harry Potter! :D

  • @Miollvynir
    @Miollvynir 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Celebrate those groans, Amber! I love it.

  • @JacobW567
    @JacobW567 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this segment! they all slay!

  • @valeriegailnoland7151
    @valeriegailnoland7151 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just the set up itself was worth the watch: very clever.