@@reality_officialif you don’t know what bulk means is going on a calorie surplus to gain weight like I would eat more calories. there’s two bulks a clean bulk and a dirty bulk a dirty bulk is stuffing down anything like junk food to gain weigh but a clean bulk is eating protein and good food so for example if I was skinny I would go on a bulk to gain weight. People will then go and a cut (a cut is a calorie deficit it means eating less calories) to become jacked and have abs. If you don’t know what a cut is it’s eating less calories.
I live in a 3rd world country, I never saw the ad the only thing good about my country is that per capita income is $22,000 and gallon of gas is 50 cents.🥲
“Do not consume or inhale gasoline” *puts down gasoline bottle* “Of course, I totally wasn’t about to do that 😅” Edit: wth not to be that person but 1000 likes overnight? Tysm!
Even if they knew that gasoline has so many calories in it they would still try to find alternatives cup the prize is sòooooooo high year(expecially this summer they have skyrocketed)
So, did some rough math. 1 gram of gasoline is roughly 9.6 calories, using the assumption of 31,000 calories per gallon. An adult human could potentially safely handle around 5 grams of gasoline with any major side effects. 5 grams would be around 48 calories. So, you could add an extra 48 calories per day to your diet, off of 5 grams of gasoline, without truly affecting your intake. Or you could just eat 12 cherries and not risk potentially poisoning yourself.
Oh, snorting it up like Coke is completely fine but the second even drink a sip you might like yourself a fire dumb ass but inhaling it like drugs. It’s completely fine.
Anyone who genuinely thought the Six Flags guy was an actual old man were probably the same people that thought the "Inflation Reduction Act?" would actually reduce inflation
There's no way that people thought the Six Flags dude was actually an old man. It was so obvious it was a younger person in a prosthetic. A lot of people thought it was Dana Carvey.
Depends on how good your tv was and how well you understood body movement at the time of viewing. Old ass CRT's with visible scan lines made it hard to tell the face was fake. Though, that could have just been my old ass CRT that I still have (for old school game consoles like N64 and PS2)
“Do not consumer or inhale gasoline” Man, ruined my Sunday plans Edit: Mommy, I’m Famous!! (Thank you!) Edit: why is this getting so many likes lol thanks y’all ❤
Why did he even say that? Isn't it obvious that you shouldn't consume it? Or is that one of those cases where americans can sue him for their own dumbness?
@@retrobloxia301 It's a chain of Amusument Parks across North America. Six Flags Over Texas, Six Flags Magic Mountain, Six Flags Great Adventure etc. are notable examples.
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“Not drinking gasoline could be killing your gains”
Was looking for the athlene x comment
Oh ffs not again 😂😭
mario rios
I guess we now know why carbohydrates and hydrocarbons sound so much alike.
ayy
If you give a man some gasoline, he's fed for a whole lifetime. If you teach a man to sell gasoline, he's fed until he's in the retirement home
XD
This is exactly something the FBI would say...
If you pour gasoline on a man and set him on fire...
@@JohnHenryEden2277he is gonna screaam for the rest of his life
@@AlguienCDTL And burn until…
Trust in the bulk”
Trust in the bulk”
Trust in the bulk”
fr tho
Trust in the bulk [ keep the cycle ]
What does it mean?
@@reality_officialif you don’t know what bulk means is going on a calorie surplus to gain weight like I would eat more calories. there’s two bulks a clean bulk and a dirty bulk a dirty bulk is stuffing down anything like junk food to gain weigh but a clean bulk is eating protein and good food so for example if I was skinny I would go on a bulk to gain weight. People will then go and a cut (a cut is a calorie deficit it means eating less calories) to become jacked and have abs. If you don’t know what a cut is it’s eating less calories.
Famous last words
"3 facts you could live without knowing."
"Ok"
*Scrolls
you mean "*comments*"?
@@ismile_xv you mean "*replies*"
@@NimatzzYou mean: reply to the reply!!
@@PriyankaSINGH-sb1mf you mean*reply to the reply of a reply*
@@Nimatzzyou mean, reply to the reply of a reply of a comment
"a gallon of gas contains 31,000 cals."
Nikocado Avocado: "WRITE THAT DOWN!!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!"
Your not funny
💀
DAM I WAS ABOUTTA MAKE THIS COMMENT
@Sinzilla i was aboutta to write this exact same comment
@Jack Wrath No one cares
this man gives answers to questions we never asked.
😂lol
😂lol
Lmao😂
Guys keep it 555 likes
949th like, make it 950
Bro I’m gonna have to change my gasoline diet real quick
Lmao
1K likes and 1 reply let me change that
McDonald's: finally, a worthy opponent. OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!
@@21st_CenturySchizoidMan bro stopped the chain, what a Chad 🗿
@@wtf_aaditya there's no chain
"DISCLAIMER: Do NOT consume or inhale gasoline"
Throws his phone 💀
Lol😂
Why did you get 0 replies but 100 likes? Let me fixed that
Bro💀🙏
“We’re getting sued”
“For what?”
“Nurdle usage”
"NOOOOOOOOOO-"- a broke toothpaste company's last words
Father Nurdle
This is the 3rd time this week! And it's only monday
@@jessepinkmen83653rd time of what ??
"Disclaimer: don't drink gas"
Is the most american sentence i've heard today
Drinks gas
Old American car manuals: “How to fix your carburetor”
New American car many: “Do not drink gasoline”
E
Also him: dont inhale gasoline.
Me:😤 (inhaling it as if it's the last air on earth)
I had the control of 1k
*Me trying to exchange gas for 31,000 calories of food*
By the price of the gas nowadays, in about 3-5 years, *YOU PROBABLY COULD*
Just drink the gasoline bro it tastes alot better than people think it does
@@eyes-lx3mv NAAH HOW DO YOU KNOW
@@eyes-lx3mv how do you knooooo😢🤨🥸
@@akmalsabana2036 From afterlife maybe?
CASEOH BE DRINKING GASOLINE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Tysm for the likes anyways gotta be voice actor in an object show btw
He should eat uranium instead
casinoh
You’re banned
cornball u arent funny
I KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE THIS COMMENT
Gym goers: *"BULK BOUTTA GO CRAZYYY"*
You drink gasoline for the bulk. I eat Uranium for 20 billion calories. We are not the same.
I eat 1g of Uranium and i inhale Gasoline
@@mcdswifibro's radio hyperactive 💀
@@mcdswifi1 cup of gasoline is 37000 calories tho
Yall weaklings having gasoline and uranium. Im using plutonium
me solving world hunger by giving everyone gasoline
Me with a lighter:
@@Creepars 💀
@@CreeparsI will stop you after I bulk up by drinking the gasoline
@@HomTolland0 then I will get a comically oversized lighter
Sometimes I just adore the uniqueness of people
How to bulk:
Step 1: drink gasoline
I always enjoy a glass of gasoline next to my morning cigarette
It even showed 11g of protein
@@fridgeprotector4316 Same here. It just goes so well
Gonna try this I’ll check back in a week
Step 2: dies
"ferb,i know what we will be doing today" ahh vid😭😭
TikTok ahh comment 😭
Why?
@@monkeymode9002TH-cam ahh comment😭
This guy literally called one of the most wholesome men "Creepy".
Fr, he didnt look creepy at all, infact might even look wholesome.
I'd love to spend a day at Six Flags with him!
Junior soprano
I always laughed at those commercials when i was a kid
Yeah, I was like wtf? Mr. Six is a legend!
Gasoline: 31,000 calories
Uranium 238: allow me to introduce myself.
A gram of uranium is about 20 billion calories.
@@EastonMundhenkeyum, so a 10th of a microgram is the daily calorie intake?
Yum!
So if I eat that I wouldn’t need to eat for 27397.26027 years if I need 2000 calories a day!
Bulkin gon be hard asf🔥
"WoW your car is so big"
"Yeah I give him 50 gasoline"
the car got 1,550,000 calories inside
@@mrhacktivist damn
Then your car is so fat lol
How that car isn't overflowing?
@@MollyFem meh idk
Caseoh after 50th container of gasoline:
😐
🥛
🦵🦵
That's not gasoline thatd milk
@@FaizThe-kc6dk
i meant it in a way that no matter how much he drank he wouldnt get fatter or something or that it wouldnt make a difference on sight
@@FaizThe-kc6dkno shit
@@NonStandartthe comment it’s just a joke
"What is the first thing you bring to a deserted island?"
"Gasoline"
True, and worst come worst, you find a way to create sparks and die a fireball
All jokes aside thats a good thing to bring.
@@alexevans3498 not really
@@yeahitsme4066 how
@Yeah it's me u know gasoline has 30,000 calories in it? Yeah it makes you sick but it keeps your calories up to good levels
"Do not consume gasoline"
Also my dumbass walking to Shell ready to consume over 200 gallons of mid grade fuel:
Siiiirrr,I'm watching you 😶
💀💀 fr
If he said 1 gallons = 31k calories that means 200 gallons= 6.2M calories
Damn.
Rookie numbers
@@JustAnotherDustsans he would never ever use all of those calories
Beta males: dOn't cONsumE gaSOliNe
Sigma males: *_Serving size: 1 cup_* 🗿☕⛽
Metallica gives the best diet tips.
The word sigma and beta suck when they’re used in this way like why tf is this even a thing
@@MELEMADE338 Spoken like a true gamma.
@@MELEMADE338 This is the only good way to use them because it's mocking the words
15 with no food challenge
Caseoh's new stream title: "GASOLINE CAUSE OF HUNGER"
Zack: “That’s over 15 days worth of food!”
Americans: “3, actually”
nah fax tho 😭
3 meals**
Fr, i just watched news the other day about a guy who sniffing gasoline since he's 5 years old. Phisicaly he's okay, but not so much with his mentally
@@SaveThePurpleRhino don't think he was mentally stable to begin with
Americans: A snack actually
Best bulking meal
Rice ❌
Gasoline ✔️
why ain't this the top funny comment kekekekekeke
Naw its uranium
Does he have an iPhone or an android
someone must have a broken cracked ipad 5th generation with cringe case
Uranium: 🗿🗿🗿🍷🍷🍷
When Peter Griffen made Red Bull using gasoline & said Gasoline is fuel for your body, he wasn't kidding !!!
Anyone who thought that was an actual old man, needed to have their eyes checked.
I didn't even know who he was and I could see it was a mask
Granted I was only 5 so..
Was just coming to say this 😂
I thought it was Uncle Jr
I live in a 3rd world country, I never saw the ad the only thing good about my country is that per capita income is $22,000 and gallon of gas is 50 cents.🥲
" a gallon of gasoline contains 31000 cal "
C'mon my gym bros 💪 🔥
Lets stop eating and drink gasoline
Ew that’s just bad
Can't stop the gainsss 💪😎🔥
@@MELEMADE338 its a joke
bulking energy🤜🤜🔥🔥🔥
Now we know why Trevor is so strong in GTA V, it's all the gas he sniffs.
❤
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
He drinks also in his
Trailer
“Hey stop stealing my nurdle!” 💀
“Disclaimer, Don’t drink gas” Beta’s: 🤡
Sigma males eating uranium for 20 billion calories: 🗿
bulk is bulk 🗿
So insanity is considered as a sigma right now. Noted
@@YuriZhevnevThis isnt insanity buddy,it what you call a bulk
@@YuriZhevnev you clearly don’t want that bulk 🗿
@@YuriZhevnev 🗿🗿🗿🪨
“Do not consume or inhale gasoline”
*puts down gasoline bottle*
“Of course, I totally wasn’t about to do that 😅”
Edit: wth not to be that person but 1000 likes overnight? Tysm!
Ssssiiirrrr I'm watch you 😐
i inhale petrol every time💀
@Templar there is also petrol in the Philippines yk?
@@el1z_ true
@@Fentlove69 same. I kinda like the smell of petrol
"if you want to bulk up, you've got a source"
Bu it cost ya
Ah yes the uranium predicament from the badger vid
and a homeless man is good as he L
The bulk is about to go crazy💪💪🔥🔥
"Disclaimer: do not consume or inhale gasoline"
*Well there goes my weekend pl-*
❌The man behind the slaughter
✅The man behind the glasses
Is that Freddy Fazbear?! Harr Harr Harr Harr har Harr harr
“its been so long since i last seen my son”
@@ev44414 lost to this monster to the man behind the slaughter
@@Momsspaghetti218since youve been gone
@@cunkie9157"I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder"
“Serving Size, 1 cup”
Nutrition facts are killing you 💀💀
"4 Servings per Container" 💀
2 girls 💀
@@wheaytdon't do it please I beg of you
11g protein- man what the hell 😭
how d fck the decomposed for millions of years still have the proteins
The bulk gonna be crazy💪
Bro gave the best bulking tip in the history of mankind
ong bro
Fr bro
cancer laughing in the corner
He said calories not proteins bro
We bulking up with this one boys 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
No we arent
@@truck_dudeWhere is your energy? Why so negative? C’mon and get your hype up🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
@@Danganronpa_pookie I would be if you weren't doing that stupid speaking and fire emojis....
@@truck_dude It really isn’t that serious, why hate it so much?
@@Danganronpa_pookiedude is so calm and positive
Someone asks: How did you became the heaviest person ever???
That person: *Gasoline*
I gave you the 69 now keep it
Caseoh: "light snack"
@@elonemeuske4561a gallon of gas is small sip sized for him
Now read it in Australian accent
Me: L I G H T E R
Since watching this video, I am dead. He was not lying in the beginning. I was living a happy life until I knew that drinking gasoline made you buff.
"you guys, I found a way to gain weight"😂
Oil is also another option!
Which you can consume
They will turn into cars... Or just die
@@PolymerUa🤣🤣🤣
someone tell deviantart
"Disclaimer: don't consume or inhale gasoline." Awh shucks, there goes my tuesday plans.
Oh my-💀
Lol Mine too sadly better said my daily plans 😭
When did this manage to get 100 likes
@@Alex-dd4yv good question idk when but I think now 😅
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀
"Disclaimer: Do not consume Gasoline."
_man, that messed up my Sunday plans at the gym._
Don’t listen to them, keep drinking and we makin’ it to god same day shipping💯💯
You could eat over 120,000 calories worth of gasoline if you consume 4 (servings or times?) Of it
craziest bulk
*Drinks gasoline*
“Now I don’t need to eat for 15-“
*_last words by me and my non existent brain_*
America: Stops food production and proceeds to replace it with oils
They dont have the oil to do dat
@@Papaya_Theorem because they ate it all 😂
@@matrixxentry1663 😂
No worries invade Mexico
@@Papaya_Theorem nuke middle east
damn I have to put my car into a diet😂😂
Same I didn’t know my car was so fat
Tesla and other electric cars: I take energy and i am not fat you fat tanks
@@mariselortiz9671 3,582 pounds: hello there
Underrated comment
Thank you sir. My mom was making soup out of gasoline. 💀
Edit: Thank you for the the likes guys your all the best.
💀💀💀
I think we know who's her favorite child... 💀 ((*if* you have siblings))
Why is number one at the end
@@EfrenTheBestGoat 💀
@@lainalight1203 🫡
Grandpa has the craziest sleeper builds I’ve ever seen
"Why are you suing Crest"
"They stole our nurdle"
🤨
"You want a sniff?"
Trevor Philips, holding a cup of gasoline
daddy's been a boy boy AUgHHGh pls son - trevor hillips
"no gasolina" - patrica
lol
For us Americans that’s only a days worth of food
Gasolina
No
My secret gasoline bulk has finally been exposed 😭
Your profile pic and your 😂😂😂
😂😂
Bro try uranium bulk
"3 Facts you could have lived without knowing"
Me without knowing the third fact: "Inhales a gallon of gasoline"
Hey man im a nerd dealer, Inhale my 10000 gallon of a gas:)
Even if they knew that gasoline has so many calories in it they would still try to find alternatives cup the prize is sòooooooo high year(expecially this summer they have skyrocketed)
Ishowspeed be like
Trevor Philips
@Jack Wrath bro the translation
So, did some rough math. 1 gram of gasoline is roughly 9.6 calories, using the assumption of 31,000 calories per gallon.
An adult human could potentially safely handle around 5 grams of gasoline with any major side effects.
5 grams would be around 48 calories.
So, you could add an extra 48 calories per day to your diet, off of 5 grams of gasoline, without truly affecting your intake.
Or you could just eat 12 cherries and not risk potentially poisoning yourself.
nikocado avocado rn: 🚚
Those flaming hot cheetos will be lit 💯💥🔥
@@scazab6408uranium hot takis🥱😎👽
NAH LOL
Zack gives us answers to questions we never asked him, yet they are so valuable
Yes very valuable now I can't drink my gasoline
It's a joke I know but I don't find these remotely valuable just a waste of time frankly speaking.
i needed to know that last one, i been inhaling gas for 2 years 💀
Oh, snorting it up like Coke is completely fine but the second even drink a sip you might like yourself a fire dumb ass but inhaling it like drugs. It’s completely fine.
@@BlueBoiOfficialwuh
@@BlueBoiOfficialwhy use those as examples
gas good
It guves 31k calories
Anyone who genuinely thought the Six Flags guy was an actual old man were probably the same people that thought the "Inflation Reduction Act?" would actually reduce inflation
Thank you for this information. I’ve been struggling to bulk and this is the perfect solution. I’ll let you guys know what happened.
Aaaand.... Was never seen again.
Yeah guys he's dead.
@@DeviousCockroachthat was the joke
Its been three months...
Boys, we lost another soldier😢
@@Da_BiggestBird.no shit sherlock
“Hey bro, wanna make a toothpaste company?”
“Sure”
[later]
“ *YOU STOLE MY NURDLE* “
😂
69 likes 🤨
Nurdle sounds so funni
Bro just gave me the best bulking meal
There's no way that people thought the Six Flags dude was actually an old man. It was so obvious it was a younger person in a prosthetic. A lot of people thought it was Dana Carvey.
Mr. Six wasn't creepy, he was wholesome. Also, it was kind of blatantly obvious that it was just a younger dude in a latex mask.
Was it really? I had no idea
Depends on how good your tv was and how well you understood body movement at the time of viewing. Old ass CRT's with visible scan lines made it hard to tell the face was fake. Though, that could have just been my old ass CRT that I still have (for old school game consoles like N64 and PS2)
@@kage3587 you still play on the ps2?
@@paolothorpe1461 not as often, but yeah. Ratchet and clank, MGS, GTA 3, and a few others work better on it than the emulator I use.
@@kage3587 sick, dude I still own a ps2 and 3-best consoles right there. Miss vice city, san andreas, gta 4 on those🥲
Senzu bean: 10 days of food
Gasoline: 15 days of food💀
But a gallon contains that much
Remember your car is a person too. They need 10,000 calories a day and a frequent supply of blinker fluid.
Lool
“No. This is MY red and white nurdle. How dare YOU use it”
“Nope. This is OUR nurdle that we used longer than you!”
*”Bro I can’t bulk gasoline prices are going crazy”*
"Welcome back to my mukbang. Today I switched out my water for a gallon on gaso-"
*has a heart attack*
When did he drink it?
“HEY WE GET TO USE THAT NURDLE”
“NO US”
“I WILL SUE YOU”
For those wondering: A calorie is a measure of energy. That is why gasoline and food can be measured in calories
next bulk gonna be crazy
💀
“I’m so skinny, I wish I could gain weight…”
*sees gasoline bottle*
“Well don’t mind if I do!”
For some reason I always love the smell of gasoline
Didn't know that it was this harmful
Benzene is thw reason bro
Same!
It’s cuz dopamine or something. I believe most of the population would also “like” it because the reaction in their brains
How did you guys not know it was harmful? People huff it to get high to and it also kills brain cells
Gasoline is superior to every single perfume combination that could ever be thought of by our human intellect
I love how Zachary thinks his fan base is so stupid that he has to tell us to not drink gasoline.
He saved my life
How to end world hunger:
Step 1:
Feed everyone with gas.
Step 2:Great job! You did it!
Step three you go to prison for poisoning billions
@@jj-ce8bb Facts.
My job was to feed everyone,not garantee that they will survive while i do it.
The inhaling gasoline one is inevitable 😂
Ama give it a try 😂
Oil companies be figuring out a way to make humans run on gas
Why? They did it on The Birds. Guy survived that, but died like a wimp to the birds. If he woulda swallowed it he would of been fine.
That's why gas prices are so high, CaseOH has bought half of the world's stock for his snacks.
People calling me fat,
My explanation: I inhaled too much gasoline
Gurl same I thought I got fat bcz of food until now
I guess our cars are super fat then💀
The bulk is gonna be crazy trust
If you think about it, they run way more than us so uh..
If you think about it, the Toyota Prius is actually Niko Avocado 🗿
“Bro I haven’t seen you eat in atleast 15 days”
“Dw I drank gasoline, I’m chillin”
Tip for surviving the apocalypse: stock up on gasoline
The best bulking food award goes to:
Uranium
@@bashdzy I would have gone with a human but uranium works just as well
which silly ahh mf drank gasoline to find out it has 31,000 calories💀
Edit: is this some of your guys first time seeing a joke?
It don't work like that-
it was me
Just what do you think calories are a measure of?
You're a silly "ahh." A calorie is a measurement of energy, not a measurement of food.
Yes, that is how we measure calories. We consume stuff and then we get a notification on our phones via bluetooth.
video unclear, i'm now surviving off of gasoline on a desert island
Gym bros tryna bulk seeing the second fact:
If I consumed that much gasoline, I'd be set for life because damn that'll kill me
It has enough to feed you for the rest of your life
“Do not consumer or inhale gasoline”
Man, ruined my Sunday plans
Edit: Mommy, I’m Famous!! (Thank you!)
Edit: why is this getting so many likes lol thanks y’all ❤
Why did he even say that? Isn't it obvious that you shouldn't consume it? Or is that one of those cases where americans can sue him for their own dumbness?
Homie you got 47 likes💀
@@kellybrandt575seriously lmao
@@kellybrandt575 I DID WHT THE-
@@juliusnebulus7303 dude don't want a lawsuit on his hands or the blame for someone's death ☠️☠️☠️
"Do you know the old man in six flags?"
Me: *I don't even know tf is six flags*
Amusement park in US named after Texas 6 flags in history
@@azulaquaza4916 *_what_*
bro have you never heard of an amusement park
@@retrobloxia301 It's a chain of Amusument Parks across North America. Six Flags Over Texas, Six Flags Magic Mountain, Six Flags Great Adventure etc. are notable examples.
@@cancercentral9997 well i'm not america so i dont understand a word you're saying
My friends said "where is the nearby fuel station? I think I don't need to worry about food anymore..."...
“The ultimate bulk meal doesnt exi-“
"If there is a warning, there is a story behind it"
W the guy who ended world hunger using gasoline.
"DISCLAIMER: Do NOT Consume Or Inhale Gasoline"
*throws phone away* 💀
The reason the gasoline warning is there is so people don't get high and possibly damage their brains by huffing it.
no wonder why im going insane💀💀
@@jmoli2460 Bruh u iq is set back by -70 points
I kinda like the smell and hate it...
I like the smell of blood the best :)
Don't u dare say I am a wanna be vampire I just like the smell of blood
@@Galaxy_Dragon760bro is mosquito💀💀
Why would you drink it in the first place
"Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.."
NURDLE
“That’s worth 15 days of food!”
Nikocado Avocado:and I took that personally
🍞 "gasoline has 31000 Calories"
Uranium: *S M A L L M O R T A L*