There are 3 types of people in this world. The person who falls off the go-kart, the person who goes to make sure he's okay, and the person who goes to make sure he's dead.
mike: one time someone was sleeping in my sleeping bag and tre scared him out with a brick it was awesome billie: you were on acid -laughing- mike: oh yeah HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA IM DYING
I worked with a guy that looked and acted just like him. Something about skinny dudes w long noses that are cokeheads always seem to crack the best jokes lol
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There are 3 types of people in this world. The person who falls off the go-kart, the person who goes to make sure he's okay, and the person who goes to make sure he's dead.
Who's who
Im the last one 😂😂😂
The last to but laughing my head of
Guy- " you guys are straight and narrow
Tre- "yeah sure"
Billie- "straight as the line that goes up my nose
🤣🤣🤣
"barbecue small children" - mike dirnt
I quote that to this day with no context. My sister thinks that I’m insane.
"If you're gonna do somethin wrong, do it right..." XD MIKE
mike: one time someone was sleeping in my sleeping bag and tre scared him out with a brick it was awesome
billie: you were on acid
-laughing-
mike: oh yeah
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA IM DYING
his sideburn game is too strong, like are you trying to turn on the whole planet? love you mike
Mike Dirnt doesn’t have to try to turn on the whole planet. He does it effortlessly.
@@drabanddour LMAO FACTS
OMG RIGHT?! "I'm going to sleep with each and every one of them" ya promise?
STRAIGHT AS THE LINE THAT GOES UP MY NOSE
“It’s kinda ugly, but it’s kinda cool. Kinda like me”.
That killed me dead. If he’s ugly then the rest of us are hideous gremlins.
"You ran over a guy and he's not even dead" xD
Mike has the best laugh ever.
Reporter: There’s 70,000 people out here waiting for you.
Mike: I’m gonna sleep with every single one of them.
If there’s a goal there’s a goal
Billie: you were on acid
Mike: oh.
I love when he makes noises as lasers or anything else itdoes so perfectly!!
1:30 to 2:19 always cracks me up
What the fuck is he saying lol
Mike: Being weird
Tré: Tries not to laugh
Billie: Cries laughing
MIKE IS JUST THE MOST ADORABLE GUY IN THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE BLBLZEAFBNDAIPQPZJ-
mike has more structure in his jaw line than I do in my life
sideburns stronger than my will to live
Mike's laugh makes my entire day tbh
Same..
"if you're gonna do something wrong, do it right." XD
I love how Mike Billie and Tré have their own ways of being funny 😝😂😍😘👍
Mike is amazing I wish I could meet him
2:16 favorite moment in history. I love the brotherhood of these three idiots
no one hates mike ...! hope it will go on!
1:30 hahaha that's the best
Mike has sexy eyes
Mike is definition of sexy
@@night-shadevirgo2104 ohh yesssss
Mike is literally one of my favorite people ever lmaoo
Mike + LSD = Longview
Mike+LSD= Mike
mike looks like a sarcastic English man
Ha Mike Dirnt with his dad jokes
Mike and Tre is a comedic match made in heaven.
I love this man way too much for it to be healthy.
Me too
Billie has the humor of a teenage drug addict, mike is the cool dad that makes innocent jokes and tells stories, tre is baby
1:25 Lmao why did I laugh so much
ZOOMS
gotta love him
*"Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one."*
2:50 Billie has never been so relatable to me.
and no drug references! yeah right!
I like barbecuing small children too Mike XD
In the back of when mike is telling us the albums name is "dookie" you can here Billie or tre say " it comes out of your butt"
No Ro lol it's Tre.
The best bass player on the fucking planet
Happy Birthday Mike! ❤️❤️❤️
The guy with the laser is Marvin the Martian. And just like Marvin you make me very very angry Mike haha
1:30 tréééé he was Soo youngggg😆🤣
opinions are like assholes everybody has one XD
"Mke Dirnt Presents: life advice"
Is that Billie that fell off and got run over?
yeah
oof
I'm sorry but's it's kind of funny that no one else watched this video. Give mike some love!
MIKE ❤️❤️
Actually laughing out loud at that last one 😆 He's a funny guy 😄
mike should be a voice actor
There's a rumor that Putin plays in a pop punk band secretly
bro start posting again your videos are legendary
He's Just Like Boomhauer
This video is awesome xD
I worked with a guy that looked and acted just like him. Something about skinny dudes w long noses that are cokeheads always seem to crack the best jokes lol
MIKEYYYY💚💚💚🖤🖤🖤
1:31
Putin is definitely one of the best bassists in the world
That’s Literally me kind of ugly but cool
Putin ist actually a great musician
3:07 Yes.
XD
Boomhauer
What did billie say about tre's nkose
Where's the acid sleeping bag story from
Puppeeeeeeeee !!!!🐀🐀🐀🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁 La Viejiiiiiitaaaaa !!!!!!🐀🐀🐀🐀🐁🐁🐁🐁
unequip eomji..
2:40 is that steve vai i see? seriously though mike with glassess and steve vai woth glasses are the same person 😝
I'm Mike Dirnt I have my dad's Joke
Make more bro come back
Why did you choose that song?
help me.
SHOWERS ARE OVERRATED!!
i showed this to my android phone and it cringed
If it's the best of Mr. Prichard then it should be a 50 yr long video.
Whats this 3 minute candy coated crap!!!! =)
0:39
3:23
1:32