Hunter: The Parenting - Chapter 1.2 | The Probing of Kevin

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  • @eotwkdp
    @eotwkdp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3020

    I just realize the possibility of Kevin going to a Laundry mat to clean his robes every week and his fellow vampires probably never asked how he has clean clothes.

    • @oskarbondesson4936
      @oskarbondesson4936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +591

      If they did ask he would probably just respond "I AM A GREAT AND MIGHT WIZARD! REMOVING THE FILTH STAINING MY DRESS-WEAR IS A PAULTRY TASK!"

    • @MrGMoney1944
      @MrGMoney1944 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I clean them with blood magic! it is a ceremony unfit for your lowly eyes!

    • @davelife3324
      @davelife3324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Oskar Bondesson this reads exactly like he does in the video. Good job!

    • @oskarbondesson4936
      @oskarbondesson4936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@davelife3324 Thank you

    • @vadandrumist1670
      @vadandrumist1670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      You have given me the horrific mental image of Kevin just standing there in his underwear while his clothes clean, as well as the even more repulsive alternative of him washing everything at once.

  • @XShadoWPaws
    @XShadoWPaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5169

    "I killed Houdini!"
    "Wizards are nerds you can easily punch"
    ... oh my god, Big D was the guy who slugged Houdini in the gut and ruptured his spleen.

    • @yourlocalswarmofmoths
      @yourlocalswarmofmoths 2 ปีที่แล้ว +617

      Big d is also over 100 years old because of this

    • @borgmardunkleson2225
      @borgmardunkleson2225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      appendix

    • @xalrath
      @xalrath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun trivia: there were a lot of people who wanted Houdini dead, and most of them claimed to be necromancers.
      (They wanted him dead because he kept proving they were not necromancers, just guys who got their side piece to wear something skimpy, put on a stupid voice, and say they were possessed by a ghost. you may wonder where the money in this was: answer, america is on on of its puritan jags at the time, this is a 'respectable' way to get a look at a titty, and also this is when ectoplasm gets invented as a thing. weird that after the lady wearing very little clothing is done putting on a show for a bunch of keyed-up weirdos there's all this strange white sticky stuff around, huh)

    • @mattweibrecht2994
      @mattweibrecht2994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      How many times did Markus get punched in episode one?
      Suspicions grow. . .

    • @TalenkauenTV
      @TalenkauenTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      It was Houdini's appendix that was ruptured though, not his spleen

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    You know, I recently found out how Houdini died. Apparently he liked to boast about his high pain tolerance, and would often let fans punch him to demonstrate. So one day a fan meets him backstage, socks him in the gut without warning, and later that night he died from an untreated ruptured appendix. So my conclusion is that Big D's rather extreme reaction could be a sort of ptsd-like guilt over accidentally killing a man he was a fan of. Or maybe Houdini was an actual wizard in the World of Darkness universe, I dunno.

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      I love either of these ideas.
      Though considering the actual Houdini despised "spiritual mediums" and went out of his way to discredit them as predatory charlatans, I could also see him as a Hunter. Hell, Houdini being a skilled, paragon Hunter would just be more reason Big-D would be a fan.

    • @Solqueen86
      @Solqueen86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he died of the flu but that actually is an excuse that is used for celebrities that died in ways that don't really go well as newspaper titles if they are not gorey or cause a stir up. Like Michel Jackson or Bernie Mack they died in "Odd" ways but the world gets a "They passed away from flu.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Specifically it was a fan who punched him UNANNOUNCED. So he had no time to tense up and prepare for the punch like normal. That fan was a real asshole.

    • @ScreamingDoom
      @ScreamingDoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@ElectromagNick Houdini could still be a mage. He'd just be with the Technocracy, actively undermining the public conception of magic as a real force. Maybe a Grey Man from the New World Order.
      But as others said, canonically Houdini was a Tremere. It's actually somewhat disappointing that nearly every historical figure is some form of supernatural oddity in the WoD. Except, oddly enough, Adolf Hitler; he smoozed with supernatural denizens (especially Nephandi) but wasn't one himself.

    • @dipokane-5321
      @dipokane-5321 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ScreamingDoom hitler was too much of a loser to get supernatural powers

  • @smjsuperscott
    @smjsuperscott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6007

    I love that Kevin has apparently survived multiple bloodhunts and keeps wandering around dropping truth bombs about the masquerade, what a gigachad.

    • @ggefgtherobust4076
      @ggefgtherobust4076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      What was the timestamp again?

    • @smjsuperscott
      @smjsuperscott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@ggefgtherobust4076 somewhere around just before the middle I think

    • @nalrashido
      @nalrashido 2 ปีที่แล้ว +617

      The fact he survived the first bloodhunt is astonishing, the fact that he survived multiple bloodhunts is incredible/impossible.

    • @MrLekorrigan
      @MrLekorrigan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      @@nalrashido well if it was not for the drugs in D's system he would have pulled a 1v4 against hunters, he seem to have a brain and we actually havent seen him use any bloodmagic, he surely have a trick or two up the book

    • @nalrashido
      @nalrashido 2 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      @@MrLekorrigan He is a former Cammy. So I'd imagine him pretty versed in Blood Magick. But judging what we've seen thus far his specialization appears to be in Dominate.

  • @Majora359
    @Majora359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3662

    “Freedom never comes through surrender” is such a raw line. The writing is top notch

    • @AnIdiotsLantern
      @AnIdiotsLantern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      This is such great characterization for Big D. Don’t just tell us he’s charismatic, actually show him being charismatic. He plays Kevin like a fiddle this entire time, giving and taking away, until he gets what he wants.
      Big D might be nuts but he’s very good at what he does. There’s something kingly about him. It’s curious.

    • @haruhinakijima4239
      @haruhinakijima4239 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnIdiotsLantern He's clearly the Man-Emperor of Mankind.

    • @246vili
      @246vili 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Always love when Big D, who most of the time act like a total lunatic, gives us such VERY deep lines. Shows he's more complex as a character.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I personally empathise more with the lines around it.
      “Spare me your optimism! It was stolen from me along with my life.”
      The feeling of certainty in hopelessness isn’t something so easily shifted with the platitudes and hollow words of others.
      “This story comes to no good end.”
      It’s a depressing certainty, to know that you aren’t and will never be part of the 1%. To know your life will never be easy, famed or acknowledged, that you will spend your life drudging along and merely enduring it.
      “Perhaps not. But it’s the only chance I have left.”
      A truly despairing thought. It’s one I felt I approached a few times.
      To give up on everything and hope there’s a release to all of *this*, not a good ending, merely an early and quick one.
      Kevin’s existential misery touches me more than D’s open wonder. He speaks so highly of something people like me cannot muster anymore. The wonder in the world just burned out.

    • @commandermcnash5137
      @commandermcnash5137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@rustkarl Did you watch Magia Record S3? Kuroe's fate comes to mind, by that point only divine intervention could save them.
      Magia Record game's on the other hand, shows what happens when a person decided not to give up hope even at the greatest cost of all, the entirety of what she was, is and will be. But then again, that's a price most humans unwittingly pay every single day of their lives.

  • @Levyafan
    @Levyafan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1665

    You know, this puts Kevin yelling at Ape for 'overfeeding' into a new light - that's not the first time he's witnessed someone's unsustainable lifestyle of excessive exploitation attract unwanted attention...

  • @darksteelhero1
    @darksteelhero1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3837

    "Why would I serve the First Murderer when I can kill him myself" is such a raw line and I love it

    • @How_Do_I_Set_a_Username
      @How_Do_I_Set_a_Username 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeh.

    • @andypaul1503
      @andypaul1503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      yeah holy hell that was rad to hear.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Aren’t the rules around fighting him that ‘You don’t?’

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rustkarl >Big D
      >Rules
      "No witnesses, No crime" applies to universal laws of reality too

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      That's our Emperor!

  • @DocStro
    @DocStro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4207

    "Everything must add up or you will be subtracted from the equation!"
    Is a strangely threatening line to hear from an accountant.

    • @korbetthein3072
      @korbetthein3072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      It's a phrase that justifies any and all action so long as the desired outcome is achieved.

    • @arklaw8306
      @arklaw8306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Why do you think the Joker is afraid of the IRS?

    • @draakgamer2366
      @draakgamer2366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Accountants are like stealth lawyers, absolutely terrifying.

    • @woaddragon
      @woaddragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@arklaw8306 yes. That was a subject if a comuc, i believe

    • @laurenkirby97
      @laurenkirby97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@draakgamer2366 Legal ninjas, if you will.

  • @MichaelTheRead
    @MichaelTheRead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3428

    So I figured out what Big D is offering Kevin. The "path" he's referring to is Golconda, and it's a "mystical state of enlightenment" where a vampire is no longer subject to the Beast, or alternatively the Beast and human aspects of a vampire are in balance.
    If Golconda is achieved, several suggested benefits are outlined in the lore; the most common ones are a lack of frenzy (total control over their Beast instincts), reduced blood consumption (down to mere drops per week), the ability to learn Disciplines without generational limits (which is to say Kevin could potentially learn the higher-tier vampire powers on par with an Antedeluvian, and become a _true_ sorcerer), and others not expounded upon here.
    Some say it is even possible for a Cainite in a state of Golconda to return to humanity and leave behind vampirism entirely. Kevin could choose to become mortal, walk in the sun again, and perhaps even join D's "family."
    The only way for a Cainite to start the path to Golconda is for someone to tell them of it, which Big D just did Kevin. And it's a long and arduous path to walk, where the Cainite must regain their humanity, feel remorse, resist the temptations of vampirism, and make amends for any crimes they've committed as much as possible. It's expected that the Cainite will have a 'guru' to guide them on their quest, which again is a role Big D seems poised to fill.
    There _is_ a catch: to achieve the state of Golconda, a vampire must undergo a sort of "vision quest" called a _suspire._ They "go inside themselves" and confront the Beast. If the Cainite succeeds, they gain control and achieve Golconda.
    If they fail, the Beast takes control of _them._ The vampire undergoes their "last frenzy," called _wassail,_ and completely loses their soul and humanity, turning into a Wight; a completely feral vampire who is the Beast within themselves and is utterly beyond saving.

    • @magoichi75
      @magoichi75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      Oh I don't like that last bit...Oh Kevin is in for some hard times for sure.

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +564

      I think Kevin can pull it off...
      He's determined enough to do it and Smurples is his strenght

    • @JudgeNicodemus
      @JudgeNicodemus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      I have never heard of this part of the lore and i honestly love it. Ggwp Kevin Golconda awaits.

    • @dylanmiller9162
      @dylanmiller9162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      A bit near the end of a recent ep seems to strongly imply this too

    • @aldegator
      @aldegator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      God that's so tense I can't wait

  • @josephmeggs8213
    @josephmeggs8213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3103

    "I am an accountant, do you know how much i hate mankind?!?!" That absolutely got me.

    • @sanguiniusonvacation1803
      @sanguiniusonvacation1803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      That had my accountant GF laughing her ass off.

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@sanguiniusonvacation1803 You mean Celestine?

    • @EduardoFlores-bt4fo
      @EduardoFlores-bt4fo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I present you a list of crafts that would still fit this same joke:
      -Middle/Highschool teacher
      -Package delivery
      -Fast food worker
      -Janitor
      -Sociologist
      -Historian

    • @stephenkenney8290
      @stephenkenney8290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@EduardoFlores-bt4fo Add retail workers to that list.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@stephenkenney8290 Don't forget game developers.

  • @RichF36583
    @RichF36583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2637

    As an accountant, Kevin's hatred toward mankind and existence itself is the most relatable thing ever.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      rip

    • @l33t9r0u93
      @l33t9r0u93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      "UGH NO ! I don't handle your pay that's the HR !"

    • @Cernumospete
      @Cernumospete 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The Hunters and the Sabbath can be happy he wasn't in retail.

    • @RichF36583
      @RichF36583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@l33t9r0u93 I read that in Kevin's voice, lol.

    • @RichF36583
      @RichF36583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Cernumospete Oh, 100%. I have to deal with my fair share of clients "thinking" something works a certain way and not "knowing." Retail folks just get completely walked all over by the masses. I'm glad I'm in accounting, and feel for those in retail.

  • @chocodoco4855
    @chocodoco4855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1957

    "I FEAR NO GODS, BABY"
    "THERE ARE NO GOD-BABIES HERE, WIZARD"
    This shouldn't be so funny.

    • @Lykyk
      @Lykyk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I fully expected it to be followed up with:
      "Only god-men."

    • @dracorex426
      @dracorex426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Would the Star Child count?

    • @horstherbert35
      @horstherbert35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Lykyk or man-babies

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@horstherbert35 Marckus was a few rooms over

    • @VallornDeathblade
      @VallornDeathblade 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I can't be the only one who had horrible flashbacks to Drakengard.

  • @DeusExAngelo
    @DeusExAngelo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    I can’t believe Mr. Smerples is a foster failure. Kevin just can’t accept that yet.
    He has already found Mr.Smerples a forever home.

    • @TheSweetSpirit
      @TheSweetSpirit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Kevin and Smerples are bad guys. But that doesn't mean they are bad guys

    • @theotherbaratheon1895
      @theotherbaratheon1895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Originally I believed Kevin to be a parody of Tzeech. But now I think he is malcador

    • @michasalamon8315
      @michasalamon8315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@theotherbaratheon1895 I think he is the paradoy of the tour guy that Emp decided to keep in the throne room because he found him funny.

    • @theotherbaratheon1895
      @theotherbaratheon1895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@michasalamon8315 maybe...

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@theotherbaratheon1895 I don't really think Kevin is a parody of anybody from the original series. I think they just took the most popular and well fleshed out characters from TTS and are otherwise trying to tell an original story. Not everything needs to be a callback

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    “And then Kevin died”
    Damn… that part hit me really hard for some reason

    • @Zaprozhan
      @Zaprozhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      A man of minor means, with small dreams, trying to claw out of the box of mediocrity, turned into monster, slave, and parasite because some ancient Methuselah CAN'T DO THEIR TAXES.

    • @theifzelnite1087
      @theifzelnite1087 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not physically, no. But more so spiritually and mentally dead.

    • @culley8841
      @culley8841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Kevin is Malcador.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      It’s a rather frank conclusion to a miserable and bitter life.
      He tried and failed to make something great of himself, stuck in a dead-end job with little more than pipe-dreams a nasty skin condition and a stressful life.
      But for all that he held onto hope, optimism and his dreams, far-fetched and out of reach as they may be.
      Only to have it all snatched cruelly from him. In a single night all his aspirations are dust, the drudgery he endured all for nought.

    • @edim108
      @edim108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@rustkarl World of Darkness in a nutshell. Where Warhammer is grimdark and over the top, TWoD is terrifyingly grounded in its horror.

  • @krusk3544
    @krusk3544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2837

    I love how Big D used actual interrogation tactics and controlled the narrative of their conversation very carefully to get what he wants. Very well written, pat yourselves on the back lads

    • @seanp.3091
      @seanp.3091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I know this comment is a month old, but what exactly are the tactics that Big D uses? This is really interesting to me.

    • @krusk3544
      @krusk3544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +761

      @@seanp.3091 Firstly, bonding. Big D found the more human aspects of Kevin and related them to himself, it started with the cat, then Kevin's apartment, and related that to his own home life and the situation with Kitten's house. This builds recognition, comfort, and good will with the suspect, and is generally something you want to do as much as you can.
      Second, narrative control. Anytime Kevin tried to use a defensive mechanism, like chanting 'I am the great and mighty kevin' Big D would deflate that defense by refusing to respond to it, often by completing Kevin's sentence and simply dismissing it. Then he would say something Kevin wanted to hear to feed his ego a little. Whenever Kevin started talking about Caine and reciting rhetoric, Big D would remind him of his cat to tear down those defenses. Reminding Kevin of his victories in battle and complimenting his connection to human life as 'Radical' and 'Fighting the power'. That forces the suspect to be left without defenses eventually, so if you tread carefully and not push too hard, you can typically wrench out some good info before the suspect realizes what they're doing.
      Thirdly, themeing. Human nature (or vampire nature in this case) is to see and recognize patterns. Noticing the pattern of a leopard or lion in the tall grass is evolutionarily useful, and we as people often find it satisfying to recognize these patterns, that's essentially what cloud watching is. Stories play on our enjoyment of patterns by patterning the themes of their narrative. We tell ourselves stories a lot in our own heads. "Man, I'm on a winning streak! I should keep betting" "Girls never pay attention to me, I'm going to be lonely forever" etc. etc. you could probably think of a million more. These stories get constructed by our minds to help make sense of the world around us. Kevin had the story of 'Doomed Kevin' stuck in his head, he thinks wherever his life goes is going to be worse and worse, because things have been getting worse and worse since his youth. Now at the end, Big D managed to re-align the pattern of Kevin's life, using the info he picked up on him through the conversation about his time in the various vampire factions and him choosing to keep in touch with his human life, to a story more like 'Kevin the Redeemed' an underdog story about a survivor who can stick it out through anything and manages to always get ahead of what's after him. Tactics like this are common in spycraft when creating a double agent, or when turning someone into a witness in a police investigation.
      All this attention is REALLY nice to see from the writers, they deserve all the money in the world.

    • @seanp.3091
      @seanp.3091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      ​@@krusk3544 Holy crap. It's insane that they actually wrote this in so much detail. It's also insane that you wrote this in so much detail, especially to a response to a month-old comment!
      Thank you so much! That was incredibly fascinating and informative. I really appreciate it.
      I will probably give this video another listen with what you said in mind, you've definitely expanded my view.

    • @krusk3544
      @krusk3544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @@seanp.3091 The really fun thing is, in the most recent audiolog, we see Big-D trying (and sometimes failing) to resist these same tactics from the investigator.

    • @mrmaxwell346
      @mrmaxwell346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@krusk3544 how do you know this Im legitimately impressed.

  • @n543576
    @n543576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2271

    Sir D only had the fact the "Great and Mighty Kevin" had a fucking cat and he grasped onto that even being possible to prove Kevin despite being a vampire still clings onto some form of genuine humanity.
    That was well played.

    • @DerIrre1
      @DerIrre1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      ...This whole exchange makes me wonder, if maybe Big-D might know of *Golconda* as well? Would make more sense to offer Kevin "a different PATH" if he did, you know?

    • @zaikolebolsh5724
      @zaikolebolsh5724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The writing is excellent of course, but the "bad man has a cat/dog/iguana/former president richard nixon as a pet" is quite simple and im sure i have seen it plenty of time, its like the "bad man but is passionate about sawing", or the "bad man but loves his mom/grandmom and will obey them no matter what"

    • @setsunatenma9467
      @setsunatenma9467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DerIrre1 probably he spoke of the saulot

    • @melanch0lycat5393
      @melanch0lycat5393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@zaikolebolsh5724 It's not the fact that Kevin has a pet that's impressive or ground-breaking, or even an original idea, it's that Big D instantly knew the implications of such a thing and went for it.

    • @zaikolebolsh5724
      @zaikolebolsh5724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@melanch0lycat5393 i know i know, its just that i dont see it that impressive or as a highlight, just my humble opinion

  • @joshtompkins1538
    @joshtompkins1538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4364

    Kevin: “If only God would forgive me”
    Big-D: “you are forgiven”
    So this is either a reference to 40k, foreshadowing, or Big-D has a COLOSSAL ego.

    • @gameridiotNOT
      @gameridiotNOT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1150

      The worst part is, it can very well be all three at once

    • @ctnc6059
      @ctnc6059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +539

      @@gameridiotNOT *best part

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Its all of it.

    • @Lemuria1993
      @Lemuria1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yes

    • @evvanthestargod9540
      @evvanthestargod9540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It is all three this a fact (read as a text to speech device output)

  • @TheAlabastarBrothers
    @TheAlabastarBrothers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    Genuinely hope that Kevin becomes one of the gang. So far he's the most humanized out of all of the Vampires we've yet seen, and honestly it would be nice to see a "Happy ending" contrary to what he expects.

    • @ThePrimith
      @ThePrimith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Also, if they kill Kevin, what happens to Mr. Smerples?

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@ThePrimith He becomes Boy's pet

    • @dollgoblin2163
      @dollgoblin2163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I'm BEGGING for a Kevin redemption arc

    • @acedeci4560
      @acedeci4560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Big d's malcador

    • @Rikimaru0523
      @Rikimaru0523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@acedeci4560 that was my thought as well. Kevin would be this world's malcador.

  • @dark7element
    @dark7element 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1470

    I love the insight we get into how hilariously dysfunctional the Camarilla is, which is absolutely in line with their characterization from the RPG. These 300+ year old vampires not only don't understand how the modern world works, they really CAN'T, because a vampire's personality and mentality are essentially frozen at the moment they become undead. So, the old vampires understand that they have a problem with existing in the modern world, and embrace a modern mortal to help them deal with it. But the elders are literally incapable of understanding that they can't just impose their lordly will upon their subjects anymore and expect everything to work out. So when their new progeny explain that their style of rulership is unsustainable now, the elders just get pissed off and punish the ones who they made undead to solve the problem for *trying to do the job they were created for*. And so what the Camarilla oligarchs end up doing is sabotaging the place they live and trying to turn it into a miserable, backwards, dysfunctional hellhole ruled by thuggish gangsters, venal politicians and mismanaged businesses full of yes-men... BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY THING THEY KNOW HOW TO RULE.

    • @joemomma2189
      @joemomma2189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is the failing of many in the clans at the higher generations- most believe that it is still acceptable to rip off their heads and mount them on a stake, or wear clothes more fitting of a noble, where as the younger generation know, that's likely to get you KILLED more than respected.

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      So Camarilla rules our modern world then

    • @kielbasamage
      @kielbasamage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jefferycrouse4652 explains why the powers that be always look ancient, pale, saggy and do weird and horrifying things to virgins in the woods.

    • @Dozornui
      @Dozornui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      NOOO YOU BREACHED THE MASQ

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      It has worked out in Kevin's favour:
      Tremere defectors have a habit of bursting into flames... just, poof - flame and death.
      Due to the fact he was more forgotten about, so they could turn back to squabbles they understand, he hasn't been given this retribution for abandoning the clan. It is the Personality Cult version of a bureaucratic error, so unlikable that they haven't realized he has disappeared entirely from their radar. It is a far better then being assumed Final Dead, for this way no one will even bother looking for the body just to be sure....
      Oh, and I bet he could walk right back into the Chantry still.

  • @warlick752
    @warlick752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3296

    Hell yes these audio logs really do it for me. They've got the same 5 star writing as the episodes but they get a lot of room to breath and set the tone. They are also just super fun.

    • @psxcsomething6114
      @psxcsomething6114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah they are amazing I love to just play them when I'm doing stuff arround the house

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Plus easier to animate

    • @TALONATPengineer
      @TALONATPengineer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @don't be surprised wtf did I see

    • @Soundwave142
      @Soundwave142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quality entertainment is so rare these days.

    • @giuseppenimis8057
      @giuseppenimis8057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kevin: If only god would forgive me
      The-non-GOD-emperor-of-non-humanity: All right you're forgiven!

  • @Duplicitousthoughtformentity
    @Duplicitousthoughtformentity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    “THE ECONOMY WAS MY MUSE! I stare at the monitor, the spreadsheets on my screen, and my eyeballs know calm like never else.”
    The delivery on this had the same energy as the Frenchman from Monty Python’s The Holy Grail

  • @GraveRobbinJake
    @GraveRobbinJake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1700

    Ok but can we all agree there was TRUE FEAR and UNCERTAINTY when big D said "NO! YOU CANT BE! I **KILLED** HUDINI!!!" it was channeling Luke saying "NO! It's not TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!" Like he was legit terrified that his old foe had indeed *escaped* death once more

    • @TheCreepyLantern
      @TheCreepyLantern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      can we adore the fact that this setting is so fucking wild that it's not even *too* insane for him to be worried that's a possibility?

    • @GraveRobbinJake
      @GraveRobbinJake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@TheCreepyLantern ok but hear me out; Houdini is actually a white wolf Magus *pretending* to be a stage magician in order to "debunk" magic. To protect secret world. HOWEVER, World's greatest detective Sir Arthur Conan Doyle KNOWS about the world of magic and is constantly trying to prove it's existence to the world. Also this is now an enemies to lovers story and I'm afraid I'm going to have to write it

    • @RoberttheWise
      @RoberttheWise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@GraveRobbinJake Houdini/Arthur Conan Doyle slash fiction... Ah, internet. Never change.

    • @TheCreepyLantern
      @TheCreepyLantern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@GraveRobbinJake i adore this and beg you to follow through on such genius :D

    • @guywhotellsthetime1585
      @guywhotellsthetime1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      15:12

  • @hotrod506
    @hotrod506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Damn the ability to go from Saturday morning cartoon evil to tragically sympathetic is awesome.

    • @csmrookie9600
      @csmrookie9600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The best kind of villains are the ones you oppose but understand their motives and goals. But it appears Kevin is a villain turned ally.

    • @bellacose3837
      @bellacose3837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We talking about Kevin... or D?

    • @noabsolutelynot3660
      @noabsolutelynot3660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ice King

  • @Skeletextman
    @Skeletextman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate what an amazing interrogator Big D is? The way he draws out Kevin's ties to humanity and gets him to reveal basically everything about himself, all while creating the illusion that he is just an oafish buffoon. Big D mentions a few anecdotes of his own but nothing relevant to current events, and nothing that could even be verified. Kevin doesn't even know that the other vampires were in the same building as him, while Big D got everyone's age, strengths, and motivations. The man is a genius!

    • @edalmirneto4246
      @edalmirneto4246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      At such times the Inquisition must feel a mixture of admiration and shame for being so incompetent and when God Imp-Big D does such a good job.

    • @redwitch95
      @redwitch95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      In fairness, I don't actually think the other vampires *are* in the same building as him? One of the main episodes mentions a tunnel outside the house (and seemingly separate to it), so my bet would be Kevin and the mysterious creature are both imprisoned in there.

    • @Adagm
      @Adagm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That moment made me think about ai generated conversations, I just can't imagine it being uttered by a human.

  • @grimmover
    @grimmover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    If they won't save Kevin's cat in one episode I swear, I will riot.

    • @rubenscherer3804
      @rubenscherer3804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Count me in.

    • @katzcribe2992
      @katzcribe2992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      #SaveSmerples

    • @synonymdave
      @synonymdave 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’ll just appear in the bus at some point, hopefully.

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Honestly it will probably be like an off hand mention like "not to question your 'greater experience' But did we really need to get those vampire blokes from the cave all the way into my house, or go all the way back again to get a cat?" and maybe have a cat meow here and there every once in a while when they do another audio log set in the house

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      if kevin doesent take up there offer and join the Big D club then as his next of kin the offer automatically goes to Smerples

  • @ethanlomax6872
    @ethanlomax6872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1738

    Big D’s speech at the end was really something. It says something, that even a person that has probably seen some of the worse vampire society can offer can still show empathy to some

    • @lionheart6176
      @lionheart6176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      contrast that door's utter contempt of vampires going as far as to let pyotor commit cannibalism

    • @Cha-Khia
      @Cha-Khia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Probably because no matter how monstrous the Vampires may appear, they were all once human, and still have some shred of humanity left in them.

    • @BioroidPilot
      @BioroidPilot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I think the pieces that started that were signs he was holding onto his human life, he wasnt a beast, a chance still existed to maybe convince him to walk the other path.

    • @tristanband4003
      @tristanband4003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We also got to remember that the anarchs haven't entered the picture yet. While some see humans as mere kine, the rest are more apt to see humans as comrades against all forms oppression. They are a faction far sighted hunters might be willing to work with. The Camarilla are rich parasites, whose status overlaps with the capitalists and politicians. The Sabbat are basically vampiric neo-Nazis...
      And come on, Bruva is practically advertising his political leanings here.

    • @GCHumanGuy
      @GCHumanGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It surprises me that I'd say this, but could it be that D is some sort of mercy hunter? Redeemer maybe?

  • @squidfestMods
    @squidfestMods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    I love how Big D is "totally not Emprah" when he is a dark-maned muscular bisexual narcotics enjoyer with a knowledge of all of the secret threats poised towards humanity (as he mentioned being in TTS Episode 14) and makes allusions to being old enough to have killed Houdini and witness ancient vampire wars.

    • @kaniho
      @kaniho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Or houdini was a mage, and didn't actually die until much later then his reported death.

    • @Youcancallmeishmaell
      @Youcancallmeishmaell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Big-D is a Scion or an Archmage.

    • @DangleBlampy
      @DangleBlampy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Big D is the emprah in the future.

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kaniho Houdini was a mage, I'm like 99% sure he was techno-order (the anti-BS magic mages who make magic disguised as technology to dodge the paradox effect) due to spending a lot of his time debunking fake psychics and mages.
      Fake in the eyes of consensus reality, therefore strengthening the paradox whiplash that happens when any mage does anything against the world's grain.

    • @White_Tiger789
      @White_Tiger789 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@korstmahlerActually he was a Tremere like Kevin in VtM.

  • @MasterOfTheBrood
    @MasterOfTheBrood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    I love how Big-D laughs at Kevin saying the 1890's when I'm pretty sure he means.. The actual 90's, literal 90AD, which explains the philistines and necromancer freak out from the last audio log, lol

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He actually means the 1990s...BC

    • @irontemplar6222
      @irontemplar6222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Unfortunately I'm pretty sure Big D may very well just be human at this point. Though the possibility of him being a Fay did cross my mind

    • @lostShadowLord
      @lostShadowLord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@irontemplar6222 I pretty sure he something else, something far more powerful and Golden

    • @irontemplar6222
      @irontemplar6222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@lostShadowLord your inoccance of the things in this setting is adorable.
      No seriusly the Emperor from 40k wouldn't even rate as a threat in WOD

    • @mrwtfwhy
      @mrwtfwhy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      The Philistines are from the Bronze Age. "The game of Ur" also references the oldest actual city in human history.

  • @AnimatedTerror
    @AnimatedTerror 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1628

    The fact you took a monster named Kevin the wizard and made him into this goofy character…
    And then peeled the veil back and showed what was once human is still there. Fighting to find a place in a world that’s sometimes not friendly to the little guy. You made him feel alive by giving him problems all too human.
    Bravo.

    • @samiamtheman7379
      @samiamtheman7379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I mean, the fact that his name is Kevin, and he said it like it was supposed to be a super serious name to fear, kind of already made him a goofy character.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@samiamtheman7379 Pretty sure that's what OP was saying

    • @samfire3067
      @samfire3067 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Almost like monty piton and The Holy grail with The Wizard named Monty i think.​@@samiamtheman7379

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Kevin played the game the way he was told to as a human just to have it all stripped away from him and be cursed with a tortured life sadder than anything he could ever imagine. He found no power or freedom in the embrace. Only more rules and chains to bind him in place.
      It's a long shot but I hope D helps him realize Golconda. Kevin might be able to do it

  • @Mandemon1990
    @Mandemon1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Jesus, Kevin started as "funny crazy character" and now I feel genuinely BAD for him and what has happened to him and hope he survives to find peace.
    This truly is masterful writing.

    • @secondarytrollaccount666
      @secondarytrollaccount666 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin is malcador so if this series continues he most likely will not get the good ending. Big d even said Kevin will carry his sigil. Malcador the sigilite

    • @EgorKaskader
      @EgorKaskader 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shitbeard's got a hell of a sad story too

  • @witchBoi_Connor
    @witchBoi_Connor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    I love the bits of tragedy in most of the vampires shown so far. Kevin was just an accountant, a comment that got hearted in the second episode theorized about Biker Bro being an older man from America that moved to the UK for better education and was embraced in a country far away from home. The "beastly" one was over eager, but in a very human way, like a person trying to enjoy a Fandom or hyperfixation, being cringy about it but understandably so. Pyotr's about the only one without sympathy, and honestly that's to be expected from a nosferatu. Ugliness isn't just skin deep with that guy...

    • @introspectivetinkerer1687
      @introspectivetinkerer1687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      He also might be from the more Slavic side of Europe, so his human life probably wasn't all that great to begin with.

    • @ArmouredPriest8
      @ArmouredPriest8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      With the Nosferatu, they like to find people who are beautiful or handsome in life but truly ugly within and then embrace them to make their outsides match their inner qualities as a sort of "gotcha" moment. I wouldn't be surprised if Pyotr was such a person before his embrace.

    • @TheAngryXenite
      @TheAngryXenite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      @@ArmouredPriest8 To be fair, plenty of genuinely kind and good "Cleopatras" get embraced by Nosferatu purely out of spite over their beauty, so it's hardly a hard rule he was a terrible guy in life. Part of the cruel truth of vampirism is that no matter what you want to be, your very existence is incompatible with humanity. They all become monsters eventually, if only out of desperation to survive. Sabbat are oftentimes just completely embracing that to avoid being shattered by the reality of their undeath, that they're immortal parasites who have forever lost the ability to enjoy so many things humans take for granted more likely than not because they were forcibly turned to serve as utterly disposable cannon fodder for a war that has no chance of success. Rejection of humanity as worthless is necessary then to convince yourself you haven't lost anything.

    • @ZyroShadowPony
      @ZyroShadowPony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@TheAngryXenite kevin states that pyotor was a 12th generation which from my little understanding of lore thanks to this vid makes him the weakest. Kevin saw him as a tool and a buffoon so if he was just a pretty boy originally then whats to say he became this way due to the masquerade and joining the sabbat because of it. Similar to kevin but unlike him pyotor completely abandoned his humanity

    • @krofgninut5984
      @krofgninut5984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I sympathized with Pyotr. Considering his situation, hes done a remarkably good job of sticking to the sabbats code of honor.

  • @alexarmin1877
    @alexarmin1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Holy fuck. Now I understand how The Emperor of Big D himself can unite armies and conquer worlds.
    Guy has enough charisma and speech skills to convince a human to fist fight a werewolf.

    • @thewordywarlock7159
      @thewordywarlock7159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Didn't he specifically say not to do that though

    • @cobaltCarnivore
      @cobaltCarnivore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@thewordywarlock7159 I mean yeah, but he didn't want that guy fistfighting a werewolf.

    • @Slash0mega
      @Slash0mega 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      ​@@thewordywarlock7159 he COULD convince a human to fist fight a werewolf
      doesn't mean he WILL convince a human to fist fight a werewolf

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Slash0mega unless they are bankers.

    • @pablotomasllodra4423
      @pablotomasllodra4423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@taddad2641 Or politicians

  • @evelynlamoy8483
    @evelynlamoy8483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I can't believe how much Kevin was just "generic zany gobliny wizard" and they went and fleshed him out into a full, well rounded character.

  • @billybob7653
    @billybob7653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Kevin went from goblin to a “living” sympathetic character
    Edit: oh my soul, my comment was displayed in an analysis video, praise be to space king

    • @davidfrancisco3502
      @davidfrancisco3502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @John Calder I rather the other goblins. The short and stacked mommies.

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Makes me wish we knew more about Beast and Shitbeard

    • @mrfrost6211
      @mrfrost6211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @John Calder as a fan of warhammer that has to be both the most colorful and the most correct description of them ever

    • @cslpchr
      @cslpchr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@John-Stark well we can extrapolate a bunch of info from their appearance. Larper Larry was obviously a Gangrel and Shitbeard was a Brrrrrrrruja member. Their appearances and demeanor kinda fit their respective clan cultures, so they could just be throwaway characters. What I'm curious about is, what Pyotor's game is going to be, because, as a Nosferatu, he's not really required to wear clothing, so he might hold onto his humanity as well, but also shows no signs of his clans Compulsion to obtain information, except that one time when he stopped everyone from attacking to let Kitten talk.

  • @OFFICIALSOLARMY
    @OFFICIALSOLARMY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    I went into this looking forwards to Kevin screaming: I got out of this feeling emotionally destroyed at hearing his story.
    That was some great character development since the last appearance of Kevin!

    • @anamericangrizzlybear8315
      @anamericangrizzlybear8315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I hope he joins the Hunters, an acception to Big D's fight just like Malcador was to the Big E's, maybe he'll even turn out to be just as chummy as Malacdor was, all be it, Malacdor wasn't ever evil

    • @theonethesequel
      @theonethesequel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@anamericangrizzlybear8315 No, but he was very shady.

    • @suacemanaquiatan9380
      @suacemanaquiatan9380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@theonethesequel shady as fuck I say, the man literally preceded the Inquisition.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      When you're a ruler, you need a left hand in the shadows while your honorable right hand handles things in the shining sun.

    • @edalmirneto4246
      @edalmirneto4246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suacemanaquiatan9380 This is the Inquisition being done, only being done by the
      Big boss.

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    "I am Houdini!"
    "No! You can't be! I *KILLED* HOUDINI!"
    This came so far out of left field that I laugh every time I hear it! Plus, Houdini being in this world setting some sort of weird otherworld creature or magic user makes way to much goddamn sense

    • @ZergMeTaSWORM
      @ZergMeTaSWORM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He could be a mage or could very well be just a normal human being who does slight of hand tricks but Big D mistook him for an actual mage. Especially since in the kitten vlog he said you have to kill mages quick and out of sight in order to not get killed by their death curse.

    • @CountDVB
      @CountDVB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      According to the lore, he was a Vampire apparently so Big D may be right here

    • @mr.bluesky8554
      @mr.bluesky8554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm betting he's a Ravnos vampire, a clan of thrillseekers and adrenaline junkies

    • @Zero_01084
      @Zero_01084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mr.bluesky8554 Chicago By Night described him as a Tremere. The Ashes to Ashes campaign had a scene where he performs an escapology from a trunk after being staked. As an exhibition.

    • @mr.bluesky8554
      @mr.bluesky8554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Zero_01084 ooooo that's neat

  • @horushyperion76
    @horushyperion76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1572

    This was some pretty great characterization
    With WoD, a lot of writers sometimes focused on the benefits of vampirism without engaging in the people's former humanity and the drawbacks.
    Kevin who raves about being a great wizard and Cainite supremacy was just trying to cope with the reality of his situation of being a vampire in that world; Unable to accomplish his goals and must suffer under the Pyramid that wishes for the obliteration of his humanity - that feeling is really human tbh.
    Good shit Alfa and SpeakerD

    • @ZyroShadowPony
      @ZyroShadowPony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Its really interesting since in most media they always go "vampire powers good. Kill humans." In turn have "humans kill evil vampires"
      I like this grey area. The drawbacks and the heavy cost of power that may not really solve much

    • @blargofallblargs3939
      @blargofallblargs3939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah,
      It's just like the thing with Star Wars and it's aspects of Light and Dark sides
      They aren't cool factions you take to be a reclusive space samaritan, or an edgy delinquent with lightning hands, they are paths led by circumstance and trauma, and either nurture others with understanding, or destroy irrationally and greatly with firey passion.

    • @doncoyote68
      @doncoyote68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nah, way more people obsess about the drawbacks. Especially online. To the setting's detriment. Not everything has to be all drama all the time. Personal horror grows stale very quickly. And the original game is way more versatile than that approach gives it credit for.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When he said that He almost got to buy the place he lives in and had that stolen from him it hit hard.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@doncoyote68 tbh living forever but having most of the fun stuff taken away must suck, why would I want to live forever if things like sex and drugs are not in the equation? What pleasures can I get?

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2258

    The “Kevin parable” was honestly tear jerkingly tragic (I actually almost cried) and shockingly relatable to me on a personal level.

    • @Dozornui
      @Dozornui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Keep on going bro. You have the strength, I believe in you.

    • @Skywatcher16
      @Skywatcher16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      the series is set in the early 2000s if im not mistaken. from the sound of kevin and his love of economics here, likely just before the housing bubble burst in our real timeline. meaning that if your under the age of 45-50, odds are his story is highly relatable to you. two entire generations across the globe are, as a rule of thumb, grappling with this very existential issue in society. at least up untill the whole killed and turned to a vampire part. but for many, thats probably just gonna make it MORE relatable. kevin becomes their great fear, their great anxiety personified. the notion that they will scrape and scabble to change the world, to make a mark on it in some way, be foreced to settle for at best contented mediocrity, only to die with even that lowered bar unmet. be it by some injustice like kevin faced, their life stoen from them by unforeseen circumstance, or by the simply crushing grinder of time. for the majority of the audience here on youtube, kevin might well be one of the most mentally relatable characters one could possibly create in the current day.

    • @norsehorse84
      @norsehorse84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@Skywatcher16 Jesus Christ, that frames Kevin as even more of a tragic figure than he clearly is. It also shows Alfabusa and Speaker-D still are top notch writers and storytellers that deserve far more praise than they have.

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      We are all Kevin, Mighty and Great. But never great enough to break the shackles forced upon us

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      For me that parable represents what I’m most afraid of.
      A boring dead-end job, barely making ends meet, no room for ambitions and only holding on by a thread of pipe dreams and wishful thinking.

  • @ethanhorn6093
    @ethanhorn6093 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The speech Big D gives at the end to Kevin is one of the most honest portrayals of what it's really like to be a Sabbat or any low humanity Kindred. "The sad quirks of circumstance will see you degenerate into a monster, and die as one." Some degrade slowly like Kevin and others trip in their fall and never manage to get back up like the old woman in a "life well lived". But he's doing something that no one has since Kevin became a Vampire: he's giving him a choice. Not a desperate act taken, a choice given to him. Its an important thing in the journey of Kevin... and I sincerely love the character BTW, he's brilliantly voice acted and written... but Big D really shows his mettle here as well and I don't want him overlooked.

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Ok but the story of Kevin "MALCADOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO" was pretty heart breaking love that amount of depths bravo Alfa!

    • @Haloister
      @Haloister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Oh shit I hadn't thought of Kevin as being the Malcador equivalent, this now makes me worry for his unlife in chapter 3

    • @oligb1469
      @oligb1469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Haloister Well ol Malcador did sacrifice him self for big E

    • @karbengo
      @karbengo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The Great Kevin should have been named the Great Malcolm or something.

    • @nathanyi3981
      @nathanyi3981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Somebody give Kevin a eagle staff or something

    • @blargofallblargs3939
      @blargofallblargs3939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@nathanyi3981 Kitty kat scepter

  • @AbsolutelyWill93
    @AbsolutelyWill93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    “You know **NOTHING** of the Noble Forest People.” - AAAAaaaand I’m already wheezing. Well done all!

    • @AnIdiotsLantern
      @AnIdiotsLantern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Spoken like a guy who knew actual real life Neanderthals and Cro Magnons back in the day

    • @GraveRobbinJake
      @GraveRobbinJake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      dunno if thats in WoD but it is in Dresden and i LOVE the reference

    • @AnIdiotsLantern
      @AnIdiotsLantern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GraveRobbinJake Dresden files the series or the actual city of Dresden because I haven’t been to Dresden but I have seen pictures and there don’t seem to be any forest people just Germans

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As someone who believes Bigfoot has better odds of existing then not(even more so in the World of Darkness), I'm offended that he's calling gorillas 'forest people' when the Sasquatch, Yeti, and other related cryptic apes are far more people-like(not just in terms of appearance, but by many accounts intellectually as well)

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC He means the Orangutans, I believe, who are literally called "Forest People" in Malay.
      Edits: The Orangutans are very chill, even compared to a chonky Gorilla or a homicidal Chimpanzee.

  • @drakedakota1814
    @drakedakota1814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Big D and Door were in similar situations being confronted with a vampire's loss of humanity. Both Shtbeard and Kevin lamented what was taken from them and where Big D was sympathetic, Door was outright cruel. With Big D, you can see that despite all the years confronting the savage nature of what vampirism can produce, he still sees that they were once human and that doesn't just go away or is ever negligible. They suffer too. Door went through terrible circumstances himself with what he mentioned in the mines, but he doesn't see them as people anymore. "Blanks" and "can't kill what is already dead" being his stance on the matter.
    Door sees a beast that needs to be put down. Big D sees a tragic monster.

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or he at least pretends to see more in them.

    • @hmmyou2544
      @hmmyou2544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Door didn't do mining. He was LAYING mines/disabling them

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@hmmyou2544 How I understand he was in the EOD in the army. Different objective but the knowledge is more than enough to put down a minefield.

    • @hmmyou2544
      @hmmyou2544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasperzanovich2504 yea somethin like that

    • @jamespeake4883
      @jamespeake4883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hmmyou2544 I think that was revealed after this comment was made

  • @swordguy60
    @swordguy60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    I love how you guys have basically managed to give what amounts to the “beginner” villains incredible character depth. From Kevin grasping on to what little humanity he has left to the old man (Shitbeard) seemingly valuing education in his past life. If this is what you guys do for these guys I can’t wait to see what y’all do with the main characters.

    • @AnnoyanceHazard
      @AnnoyanceHazard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Bold of you to assume the current survivors are not main characters awaiting development.

    • @joshuasepeda3289
      @joshuasepeda3289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I wouldn't consider Pyotr a beginner villain. He is pure nightmare fuel.

    • @j.g.3293
      @j.g.3293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pyotr is going to be a serious problem coz he was pretty skilled despite having the weakest blood possible and now he has Apes and Shitbeards 10th gen blood. Hoping for a maxed-out Pyotr and enlightened Kevin epic showdown

    • @joshuasepeda3289
      @joshuasepeda3289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@j.g.3293 I hope Pyotr sticks around for a while. He's an excellent villain for this show.

    • @manastorm5308
      @manastorm5308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pyotr is the perfect villain for what we've seen so far. We have two vampires (Shtbeard and Kevin) who valued their humanity and one who is on his way to redemption. But Pyotr has given up on all of it. He rejected his humanity and is perfectly fine being a monster

  • @0142Jason
    @0142Jason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Oh no, I clicked on this the instant I saw it with unbound glee only to realise it premieres in a little over a days time. I guess this is a good opportunity to practice my patience.

    • @Joogoo96
      @Joogoo96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bro, it premiers in like 3 hours. Get hyped!

    • @thewhompingwampa2671
      @thewhompingwampa2671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Alfa seems to have messed up the Premiere date a bit so it's been pulled forward! Only 2 hours until Kevin starts squealing like a schoolgirl!

    • @jochembank9604
      @jochembank9604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did practice go?

  • @IAsimov
    @IAsimov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    I don't know if this is intentional, but after the 40K Voxcast of the Emprah vs. Uriah, I find it interesting that Big D loves humanity in the sense that attachments and imperfections are what makes us... us.
    A Vampire could get new powers, become a hunter, no longer be locked and powerless in a seemingly futile life... but a human could form relationships, love smaller beings than them, feel safe among people stronger than them without needing to raise their guard, and choose their own fate.
    This is why I love your work, Bruva. One moment it's gut-busting laughter and insanity parodying story and lore; the second it's a horrifying reminder of the dark world they are in; and third becomes a humanist and existentialist view of ourselves, and a show of why love is necessary in a cruel world.

    • @TheAngryXenite
      @TheAngryXenite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is a version of the Emperor who hasn't sawed off his compassion, and thus he can appreciate our flaws and weaknesses more than his 30th millenia counterpart ever could. The Big E refers to bringing his compassion back as "becoming human once again," implying that he himself acknowledges that without it he is NOT human anymore. In a strange way, he is a man who chose to embrace becoming a monster because he felt he had no other choice, not much different from Kindred here.

    • @derpherp1810
      @derpherp1810 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheAngryXenite I love what alfabusa has injected into this setting, those with the original vision of 40k's true spirit would be proud, a far cry from the corrupted mainstream vision of this man baby's edgelord fantasy.
      40k was a satire of cruelty, but now it is simply cruelty for cruelty's sake but Alfabusa hasn't forgotten how this franchise started. Tragic really, I hate capitalism and how it makes people into poopoo dumbdumb brains.

  • @ASTMVN
    @ASTMVN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Please for the love of God let Kevin into the group. They need an accountant and I need this character to not be prematurely freed or killed by Pyotr.

    • @dr.strangelove9815
      @dr.strangelove9815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Tax loopholes are useful for allowing them to keep the house away from repomen too.

    • @magosryzak7477
      @magosryzak7477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I have a feeling Kevin is going to be a lot more important. Considering that big D was offering to make him essentially the WoD version of *Malcador.*

  • @clan741
    @clan741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Oh dear god no, That poor vampire wizard is in for some hell

    • @veroniperl7857
      @veroniperl7857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      KEVIN NOOOOOOO

    • @SuperAmaton
      @SuperAmaton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      KEVIN YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHSSSSSS!!!!!

    • @blackhawk3975
      @blackhawk3975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Too bad he isn't actually a mage...

    • @ProsecutorValentine
      @ProsecutorValentine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@blackhawk3975 Well... he is a Tremere. So... sorta.

    • @PlaceHolderMechanic
      @PlaceHolderMechanic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "KEVIN GETS TO FUCK?!"

  • @dagdamor1
    @dagdamor1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

    28:58 "You shall be my companion, bearer of my sigil, and Regent of a new paradigm shift, where such frivolities as the Masquerade shall no longer be necessary."
    ... *IS KEVIN GOING TO BE WoD MALCADOR?*

    • @edalmirneto4246
      @edalmirneto4246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Kevin The Sigilate. If he hits Golconda he might actually turn into something like Malcador.

    • @Thejigholeman
      @Thejigholeman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      assuming pyotor doesn't murder him after he diablerized the other 2 vampires and got that good ass 10th gen sip

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Thejigholeman Big D will find a way to beat him. He is the motherflipping Hunter of hunters

    • @zacharyon65
      @zacharyon65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You son of a bitch, I hadn't made that connection

    • @TheCreepyLantern
      @TheCreepyLantern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh good that's what I thought too :D

  • @chtulufhtagn1344
    @chtulufhtagn1344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    I love how basically noone but the main cast feel like copies of old characters. You took a dynamic that worked in the old show- that was basically made entirely of whole cloth, none of the source material- and just made it work in an entirely different context.

    • @TheGoodLuc
      @TheGoodLuc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Indeed, they are similar, but different.

    • @laurenkirby97
      @laurenkirby97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They took what they made on the basis of the previous setting without actually taking any of the setting into it. It's quite impressive from a writing standpoint.

    • @thatoneguy9615
      @thatoneguy9615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      While unlikely i can see them folding in other characters. A more fanatical hunter for Decius, an incompetent sheriff for the arbites leader... no clue who'd the custodes could be folded into tho. I wouldn't be disappointed if they kept only the characters shown so far either, this is great.

    • @thetau4866
      @thetau4866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatoneguy9615 a group of highly professional vampire hunters that D ropes into his band.

    • @hippyjoe
      @hippyjoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thatoneguy9615 The custodes? Kitten's ex meathead gym rat ex boyfriends from college.

  • @aorkyork3405
    @aorkyork3405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3139

    "I AM HOUDINI"
    "NO! YOU CAN'T BE! I KILLED HOUDINI!"
    "A TRUE MAGICIAN NEVER REVELAS THEIR SECRETS"
    This is pure Chaotic energy and I'm all for it

    • @metaemperor
      @metaemperor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Was looking for this. 🤣😭

    • @johantorres8105
      @johantorres8105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      how kevin says 'HOUDINI' is just rediculous, and after how aggressively D says his line is hilarious XDD

    • @theirs7351
      @theirs7351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      If we take this literally the BIG-D has been alive for at least 96 years

    • @moistenvelopes
      @moistenvelopes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They’re the same kind of crazy and I love it

    • @haflife2486
      @haflife2486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      such a good fucking line, god damn it I love Big D

  • @StumpedIDIT
    @StumpedIDIT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    “He once peed on my rug,” is such a raw line. The writing is top notch.

    • @secondarytrollaccount666
      @secondarytrollaccount666 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And then I washed it then I took it out of the wash and he peed on it again.

    • @kaitlynburke9511
      @kaitlynburke9511 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      very evil little boy!@@secondarytrollaccount666

    • @Hobobatman1000
      @Hobobatman1000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@secondarytrollaccount666 Honestly heartbreaking

  • @lazaroskarmaniolas7410
    @lazaroskarmaniolas7410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    "Luck and success are for TOOLS!"
    "Pyotr is the leader sort, the TOOL."
    ...... Uh oh.

    • @Detahramet
      @Detahramet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      He did just get done eating two lower generation vampires and was already incredibly tough to begin with. He went from gen 11 to gen 10, got a shit load of vitae, and lowered his humanity by a lot assuming he wasn't already on a path of enlightenment (which, eh, maybe).

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@Detahramet
      Gen 12 to Gen 11 to Gen 10
      Dude was leapfrogging.

    • @nothisispatrick4644
      @nothisispatrick4644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      *P A R K O U R*

    • @TheDeceptiveMoss
      @TheDeceptiveMoss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Detahramet and it looks like he immediately dumped everything into potence...

    • @MrLekorrigan
      @MrLekorrigan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@TheDeceptiveMoss maybe scarier, he was almost startved and now high on vitae, I think he might be in full on beast frenzy, wich isn't pretty with nosferaptus

  • @Webshooters1
    @Webshooters1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    After hearing Kevin's story...I don't want him to die. I want him to join Big D and his crew. Honestly. Kevin despite being a vampire wizard, has problems that are all too human. At first I wanted to laugh at his pain because he was set up as a joke but now? I feel sorry for him. Truly I do.
    Also I think Big D could beat Caine. He is the Man Emperor after all.

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Man Dadperor*

    • @stormlordeternal7663
      @stormlordeternal7663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@dj11o9er By the throne I just realized why he is called Big D

    • @coyote4326
      @coyote4326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Didn't you hear that laugh at the end? Take that, and then harkon it back to D's attitude after we see him "finish" his interrogation at the end of the second episode.
      D played Kevin, and outsmarted/outwitted him by using false sympathy and playing on Kevin's need and want to feel human again.
      I'm sorry, but D's not letting him live. This is World of Darkness, not World of Wholesome Endings.

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@coyote4326 Maybe, maybe not. Though it is a world of darkness, there are a few glimmers of light. Alas I am all too aware Kevin's ultimate fate is to die but perhaps he can aid Big D's cause before that. I just feel Kevin deserves a chance to go out on his terms. Not Big Ds, not The Camerrla, Not The Canite, his.
      It is the least Big D can do. Besides with Pyotor loose at the end of the second episode, Kevin could prove handy.

    • @aquila4460
      @aquila4460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@coyote4326 I mean, the whole point of TTS was to see a powerful person try to unfuck a fucked world. So there is a good chance that carried over. Though Kevin might be dead, it is by far not as clear cut as you make it seem.

  • @Hust91
    @Hust91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    I'm an economist who does accounting.
    I get Kevin.
    Fortunately accounting does pay and can even be interesting when you get into the parts that mimic a forensic investigation.
    Accountants hold people *accountable* at the end of the day.

    • @kristiankepley5944
      @kristiankepley5944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      So, do you hate all humanity?

    • @Hust91
      @Hust91 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kristiankepley5944 No, I'm merely frustrated with them.
      Uneducated or differently educated people who think they know how national economies work or think that a "free market" means an unregulated market on the other hand...

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Do you hate all of humanity, I'm quite curious?

    • @AnIdiotsLantern
      @AnIdiotsLantern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      According to big D, finances are the vampire hunter’s best friend. I wonder if there’s a special subset of accountants and economists who specifically teach others how to recognize vampire financial tricks and shell companies

    • @Hust91
      @Hust91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@AnIdiotsLantern That would be pretty clever.
      Unlike the classical methods for spreading awareness of vampires, spreading awareness of their financial habits from the perspective of a tax accountant would likely fly over the head of all but the most recently raised and financially educated vampires.
      And recently raised vampires are very rarely the ones in charge.

  • @13loodCrow
    @13loodCrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    So, this episode confirmed to me that of the Pack, everyone except Pyotr is still on the Path of Humanity, and are getting close to changing their path, as is the Sabbat way. Pyotr sounds and acts like he's on the Path of Power and the Inner Voice,which would fit perfectly for him being a leader.
    Good shit, it threw me off that D was showing genuinely heartfelt compassion for Kevin.
    #FindSmerplesAForeverHome

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      They need to adopt Smerples so Boy can have a pet

    • @zeppelincraft1443
      @zeppelincraft1443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Oh no. Just realized Pyotr the "tool" diablarized the biker which is 10th generation while he was 12th. He was waiting for this whole opportunity. With his experience he is going to be extremely dangerous. I guess Big D would be shocked who actually won the elimination match.

    • @13loodCrow
      @13loodCrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@zeppelincraft1443 also drank Ape, who was 11th. So, he dropped twice... And probably will drop more if he finds and drinks Kevin.

    • @MrGemHunter
      @MrGemHunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@13loodCrow He could end up a 10th, maybe even 9th

    • @zeppelincraft1443
      @zeppelincraft1443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@13loodCrow Considering the generation issue was the only thing holding him back and being 10th generation is considered an actual member of the Vampire club this turn of events is game-changing for him.

  • @BrotherVoidBomber
    @BrotherVoidBomber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Man these 2 have such chemistry together, You know it almost feels like one of them burned down the other's home and shot them repeatedly in the face.

    • @melgar432
      @melgar432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      im pretty sure kevin is the Hunter: The Parenting version of malcador

    • @alek7998
      @alek7998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@melgar432 "You shall be my Companion, bearer of my sigil and Regent of a new paradigm age."
      We have The Emperor, Malcador and the First Custodian
      This excites me to no ends

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      my first thought was, “yeah, I could see SpeakerD doing that”

    • @mindwarp42
      @mindwarp42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (flashbacks to Earndil and Speaker in both WarHams at Rotgrind intensify)

    • @BrotherVoidBomber
      @BrotherVoidBomber 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mindwarp42
      "Now pi brain we aren't going to seriously hurt our friends-"
      "Captain I have a opportunity to set him on fire im taking it."

  • @elliottgaal9774
    @elliottgaal9774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I hope Kevin's cat is ok.
    Cats are important too even in this mad world of the Masquerade.

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      About the only thing that would keep some people sane in the insane world of the masquerade.

  • @Segaman55
    @Segaman55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Oh wow, D plans to kill Caine, considering the rulebook says "if you fight Caine, you lose." I'm seeing this series ending in tragedy and bloodshed

    • @trollman_2345
      @trollman_2345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Eeeeeeehhhhh... This is Spiritual Man-peror of Mankind we're talking about. He'll either succeed or get thrown into a magical wheelchair at worst. He'll probably to become magic himself through that too, to be honest.

    • @irontemplar6222
      @irontemplar6222 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trollman_2345 More likely he would discover that Caine isnt really a bad guy. Not anymore anyway. The 3rd generation are where the true evil lies. Although not as much as one might think. Some of them are actually tolarable

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      personally hoping Cain’s got the cabdriver persona from Vampire: the Masquerade

    • @jobhunter5090
      @jobhunter5090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Caine actually has a pretty high humanity and at his blood thickness can only gain sustenance eating vampires if he isn't roided out on so much blood that he doesn't need to eat at all. I very much doubt big D and Caine would fight if they where to meet as from what I recall caine is no longer into that. It is his ignorance more than a drive that leads him to want to kill caine. But even then caine's stats are based on if a vampire wanted to fight caine, if an angel from wod, a incredibly high ranking demon, or possibly a reckoning/mutation hunter of the right level challenged caine there is a decent chance someone would have to actually write up a character sheet, because not all pc factions are created equally and some of the books give you access to truly rediculously powerscaled magical species.

    • @theodorehodbor5080
      @theodorehodbor5080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Turns out Big D is actually Abel who decided to just get back up after getting bonked with a rock and is looking for some payback now

  • @GundamChief
    @GundamChief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I honestly do not know if Big-D is playing Kevin, or genuinely giving him a chance here. That's how well this is done. On one hand, kill the parasites. On the other, if there is a _chance_ to restore their humanity, and they are worthy of it...

    • @Trickyboy1337
      @Trickyboy1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      My prediction is that he fights and dies to pyotr(maybe not to protect the mortals but to avenge ape and bikerbro, probably mainly to style on pyotr's shitty 12th gen bloodline) but weakens the nosferatu enough for the D family to finish him, and kevin chooses them as Mr. Smurple's forever home.
      I think that's the best of both worlds, the meeting of optimism for Kevin's redemption and cooperation and the reality/pessimism of his affliction making him forever untrustworthy and unpredictable as an ally.

    • @clairelili873
      @clairelili873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I would say Big-D is genuinely trying to see if they can restore their humanity. after all, kevin even after all that he suffered is still very much humane. he even told his story to big-D, and i doubt he did it to any of the other vampires, so there could be some form of trust.
      Maybe, just maybe, kevin will be the malcador to the Big-D

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean, the Canon Emperor doesn't have that level of empathy, at least by the crusade era. TTS Emps might grow that back or be reunited with his better nature. Big D though, hard to say.

    • @jayhill8892
      @jayhill8892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he's genuinely curious and is testing the feasibility of it.

    • @TheAngryXenite
      @TheAngryXenite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@bthsr7113 Big D appears to be a version of the Emperor who lacks the crushing bitterness. He's still got the ego and the trust issues, but he's very compassionate and empathetic. I think this offer might be legitimate and he's at least understanding enough that Kevin is, fundamentally, a person who got fucked SUPER hard and has been desperately trying to claw some sort of existence back for who knows how long.

  • @torbjornlekberg7756
    @torbjornlekberg7756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    "Sigh. I wish I was a bus."
    "I totally get it."
    "Vroom"
    "Vroom. So true."

  • @batrachian149
    @batrachian149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    The Parable of Kevin Wettsworth is some of the best writing I've seen in a while.

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It was shockingly tragic and surprisingly relatable.

    • @Zaprozhan
      @Zaprozhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Please add to that the over-the-top voice-acting, two nutbars screaming at each other, then the direction of Kevin dropping to a defeated talk for the parable, and Big D's offer.

  • @cursedseagullgames
    @cursedseagullgames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I feel so bad for Kevin too now, dude just still sorta kinda wants to be normal and make something of himself. After he got bit, life just kept biting him in the ass and didn't seem to stop.

    • @Cha-Khia
      @Cha-Khia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Maybe he helps the hunters fight Pyoter, seeing how the Nos- "Sludge Lad" has escaped and is physically stronger than ever.
      After all, juggling dumpsters was on the list of powers they had.

    • @cursedseagullgames
      @cursedseagullgames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Cha-Khia This is true, and he could probably juggle whole dump trucks right now with his increased strength.
      It would be cool to see him help fight against Pyoter! :D

    • @Haloister
      @Haloister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cursedseagullgames He's even a Generation higher than Pyotr, and has Dominate with some Blood he can stop Pyotr dead in his tracks, and in super looking forward to it

    • @TheAngryXenite
      @TheAngryXenite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Haloister He might actually be more than a gen above Pyotr. Diablerie isn't guaranteed to improve your generation unless the Kindred you're consuming is more than 2 generations above you. So while eating Shitbeard would definitely bring him up to Generation 11, his diablerization of the Gangrel wouldn't necessarily have done so, and neither would Shitbeard have brought him to 10. It can happen, but it's luck based since Pyotr is almost definitely too young to actually adopt any sort of Path that enhances his Diablerie.

    • @confusedchocolate5260
      @confusedchocolate5260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cha-Khia when did it list juggling dumpsters?

  • @JoelRiter
    @JoelRiter ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "FIRST GAS STOVES AND NOW PLASMA TELEVISIONS!" Sir D knows about technocracy. What the hell.

    • @KirillTheBeast
      @KirillTheBeast ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Even worse! I just realised there's another reference to the Technocratic Union at the 5:32 mark when Big D calls Kevin a "Magic Man" for being an accountant. That's the Syndicate! They're the money guys and they call themselves "the magic men"! There are bits of skull and brain matter all over my room right now.

    • @JoelRiter
      @JoelRiter ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@KirillTheBeast I'm fairly convinced Big D's continuous drug use and just... How much he knows, he must be a Sahijiya. However, the blue man, despite the fact I've written an over 40 pages essay on WoD still eludes me.

    • @KirillTheBeast
      @KirillTheBeast ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JoelRiter See, now that TheBurgerkrieg has made a reference to HtP in his HtR video, I'm kind of expecting Bruva and the boys to wink back by, say, showing Big D chilling on a bean bag chair while high out of his mind (Sahijiya CONFIRMED). Thing is, Bruva's gang is so good at misdirecting and subverting expectations that at this point I'm just here for the trip. Like, I know I'm being played and I'm not even going to bother doing anything about it xD
      Also, what in the Unholy Dark Mother of Fudge is up with the Blue Man? I know people who are neck-deep into WoD lore who also have no clue about that one...

    • @lol-fc9kg
      @lol-fc9kg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@JoelRiter my crackpot theory is that the blueman is Malkav,aka the first malkavian mostly due to the "laughs at the ignorance of man" thing and the 99 pound store seems like a malkavian level prank

    • @JoelRiter
      @JoelRiter 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lol-fc9kg interesting theory, certainly possible. I do think our favorite Swede is in fact a Malkavian (or at least a ghoul) and that's why, after drinking the only blood sufficient enough for a mighty wizard such as Kevin (and we all know what's in Big D's blood all the time), which is why the Kevin doll advertisement is possible. We also know very little about the Regent herself.
      With that being said, it does appear Big D was in Stygia due it being a reflection of our world, nearly a memory if you will, and being covered in shadows on the outside. I would like to guess Big D has some knowledge on Stygia and the Stygian hierarchy, but that may very well not be the case. I don't necessarily think the blue man is a wraith, after all Big D even assessed him as this and decided against it. The idea of growth does match Stygia in a sense as well.

  • @angrymushroom26
    @angrymushroom26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    This is why I love these. Vampire isn't about vampires. It is about holding onto your humanity. Kevin was taken advantage of by a group of "elites" and stolen away from his humanity and is now confronted by the inhumane eat or be eaten reality of both the Cainite but also the othering of humans.
    Vampires at the core are fairly victims, comparible to a homeless person that has been pushed out, just outside and that disconnect pushing them towards insanity.
    I know that there is more to it, but the actual logistics of it are fairly simple for the vampire to survive, blood donations does not kill the donor after all. This "Disease" that Big D fights against is not just the vampirism, or the awakened mages, the disease is the whole hearted acceptance of the in humanity, like Pyior who indoctorened the others into the Sabbat.
    Even now Big D maintains the acceptance of River Dolphins of Big E. They are still humans unless they are truely traitors towards humanity, and knows that the easiest way to prevent the latter is to remind them that they are still, even after all that has happened, they are indeed still human.

    • @TheVoidIsCold
      @TheVoidIsCold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Appreciate the voxcast reference

    • @gavinbradley8981
      @gavinbradley8981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is a good breakdown

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice way to put it.

    • @bobgilbert1953
      @bobgilbert1953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Flawless. No notes. This is exactly my interpretation of events.

    • @commandermcnash5137
      @commandermcnash5137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The fact Alfabusa pulled this trope so well without making the aforementioned vampire moe and female is all the more impressive, in fact this is one of the things I like the most about his animation style, while I do love my anime hottie it's a great break of phase to see a style which doesn't rely on the neoteny.

  • @Deridus
    @Deridus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    I, too, have had that look upon my face. The exacting of vengence upon the enemies of Man is as exciting as anything, and just as... what's another word for "marketable?"

  • @j.g.3293
    @j.g.3293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    The way Kevin hesitates to say that he feels good, that he has had to kill repomen, that vampirism is a “gift”. Really hope Pyotr doesn’t kill him

  • @crackheadwizardmanthethird6461
    @crackheadwizardmanthethird6461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Kevin: "If only God would forgive me!"
    Big D: "Alright you're forgiven."
    Either that's a not so subtle nod to the OG TTS series, that its a simple comedic moment or that will be a plot point later on lol. I'm not sure which, I wanna say option one is the answer though because of the series similarities. Still 10/10, awesome as always.

    • @davidelfving5138
      @davidelfving5138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      could also be a joke about his ego

    • @ThatOneDudeTo
      @ThatOneDudeTo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Why not both

    • @firrigagamer8281
      @firrigagamer8281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      With this writing team? It’s often all three.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He could actually be God coming down to kill Caine, after all

    • @ethan8942
      @ethan8942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      my headcanon /theory
      is that this is BIg E in the past and these people hews with are what inspired his templates for the characters we know from TTS. that or its Big E in a comma from 30part 2 rembering the past but with current trauma put in. or I'm very wrong and just coping anyways it makes me happy thinking this way s it gives me hope of a return.

  • @UNOwenWasMe
    @UNOwenWasMe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Considering they had custodes playing card games with literal chaos gods, I think an encounter with the actual Cain would be pretty interesting!

    • @jacobsmith4428
      @jacobsmith4428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Honestly we could have that exact scenario play out in this universe by having Big D hail a taxi, I shit you not.

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Cain can play a children's card game with Big D and Kitten

    • @KingKazul400
      @KingKazul400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jacobsmith4428 That'll be interesting. Cain appears as the Taxi Driver in LA during the events of Bloodlines, which took place in 2004. The Parenting takes place in 2006, so whether or not Cain decides to relocate to the UK and resume being a simple cabbie remains up in the air.

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Big D, future Master of Mankind: "... Oh! Hello, uncle!"
      Just a friendly taxi driver unless you know: "Hello, nephew! How's things in the modern world?"

    • @MattManDX1
      @MattManDX1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@KingKazul400 I'm pretty sure Cain was just in LA temporarily to check out the rumors of a dug-up Antideluvian. He's The Wanderer after all, heading over to England for a while after the events of the game would not be far-fetched at all.

  • @Caitlyn3000
    @Caitlyn3000 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Do you know how long I could have talked about something I actually know stuff about!?"
    As a US history nerd who loves giving impromptu history lessons, I feel that frustration deep in my soul.

  • @jaghatai_bulut
    @jaghatai_bulut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "I am an evil vampire wizard, and i fear no god, baby!"
    -The great and mighty Kevin

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "There are no god-babies here, only men."
      -Big-D

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ONLY ZUUL

  • @reivercaptain510
    @reivercaptain510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Big D is ambitious. Trying to recruit vampires to his own faction, which I assume, is largely made up of his own family members.

    • @LifetimeThiccness
      @LifetimeThiccness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      He's also optimistic. He's a crazy hunter but he still believes in redemption.

    • @nalrashido
      @nalrashido 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah but if he does attempt to kill Caine, then every Kindred will follow him into the grave.
      Source: Time of Judgement Fair is Foul, bad ending Lilith kills Caine and every Vampire who shares even a tiny fraction of his blood died with him.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nalrashido isn't that literally every vampire? At least every properly defined blood drinking vampire, so not the chinese ones that feed on bad omens.

    • @nalrashido
      @nalrashido 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bonogiamboni4830 No not them they ain't Vampires per say, more like walking corpses who feed on Chi (Ki).
      There's a lot of similarities and a couple of differences. The biggest one is that Kuei-Jin aren't made by another Kuei-Jin, but by events that happened in life which suddenly turned them into a Kuei-Jin waking up near their dead human body.
      They start off as a Chih-mei (meaning Demon in Chinese I believe) who will feast on human flesh to get their chi fix, up to and including the corpse of their old bodies. Usually after the cannibalistic temporary insanity, they regain consciousness and realize what happened.

    • @sircatfaceesq578
      @sircatfaceesq578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      My headcanon is still that Kitten is a vampire (evidenced by covering every centimetre of his body) and the reason Big Dee is so chummy with him is the same reason he extended that olive branch to Kevin. Because even in the turmoil of unlife Kitten still clings to his humanity

  • @thedorklylionchannel415
    @thedorklylionchannel415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    "I wish I was a bus"
    "I WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT"
    Honestly I'd listen to a whole tangent of episodes like this

    • @joshp5563
      @joshp5563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Vroom...

    • @alderon1920
      @alderon1920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@joshp5563 Vroom! So true!

    • @familiayoutuber4769
      @familiayoutuber4769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean a whole episode of tangents?

    • @Xhumed
      @Xhumed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@joshp5563 vroom.

    • @evvanthestargod9540
      @evvanthestargod9540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This would be good

  • @CygK23
    @CygK23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    This was excellent! The dialog between two unhinged characters while avoiding decent into lolsorandom. Riposting around each other's remarks while converging on a similar wavelength. This is great writing. A+ metaphors, too.
    "Power and charisma like a premium radiator" had me rolling.

  • @user-ut5nx6hm9d
    @user-ut5nx6hm9d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    It sounds like Sir D is attempting to form his own small faction for the vampires who actually genuinely attempt to hold on to their humanity. which is surprising. Maybe i'm too used to monster hunters pulling "Van-Hellsing hatecrimes" (refer to TV tropes) in most media but this is genuinely an optimistic approach that I was not expecting in the slightest and I love how much it caught me off guard. This video makes me feel like D's plan (if he even has one) is to just sort of kill all the violent and monstrous vampires but if some of them want to just own an apartment and work a nightshift with a less murdery source of blood he would let them do so. Like if there was a way for them to live without causing harm and turning into monsters he would let them do it. And he's under no illusions that it would be easy to pull that off. Not in the slightest. He's not overly optimistic or naive. He's seen how bad the supernatural can get but still believes it to be possible to pull off.
    Which is kind of crazy to imagine in the WoD where secrecy of the supernatural is seemingly tantamount to a law of physics. If it's supernatural, then theres *some* reason they can't live a normal life in the open, completely honest about their true nature, it's just the rules.
    Mages are all about giving a sh*t and believing in what you believe so hard that they can alter reality but have paradox and the ascension war which keeps them from meaningfully changing the world for the better, which all of them want to do in their own way (except the Nephandi, for them making things better means making things *Worse* with a capital W). This is actually pretty similar to Kevin's situation, in that they have big dreams and should have the tools to achieve them but for a variety of reasons they are prone to spectacular failure. (because if a Mage gets too close to achieving any kind of utopia the frankly pessimistic consensus sort of just takes the wind from their sails with a helping of Paradox).
    Werewolves have the Veil and Delirium and their war with the Wyrm, its probably hard to just own an apartment and feed your cat like a guy like Kevin would want if you're a shapeshifting killing machine fueled by rage and you now have a duty to fight entropy-spirit-possessed Captain Planet villains who want to kill everybody and everything for the insane spirit personifying all entropy gone mad.
    Vampires have the masquerade and all the downsides that comes with their condition, which we went into great detail with in this video here, the least of which being that you are now a cog in the machine of an oppressive mind-r*apey power structure that uses supernaturally enhanced emotional manipulation to keep itself afloat. Never mind the fact that you're never going to be able to eat your favorite foods like Bagels or Creamed crackers, or do something as simple as see the sunrise and not immediately burn to ash in a horrible fiery death.
    Your old life is over, theres no going back, you have been irrevocably changed, not necessarily for better or worse but according to most, mostly for worse.
    Which is why its so deeply satisfying to hear D basically say "Yeah no F*ck that. F*ck secrecy, f*ck your new circumstances, f*ck the hand fate has dealt you. F*ck your new limitations. Freedom never comes from surrender, do what you want, don't let your sh*tty luck dictate who you are".

    • @jtlego1
      @jtlego1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      And that’s not even getting into the Chronicles Of Darkness races like the Changelings or the Prometheans.
      Nearly every Supernatural in the WoD/CoD had a fundamental aspect of their Humanity changed or destroyed (or in the case of the Prometheans, forced to learn it on their own).

    • @Shark_Rock
      @Shark_Rock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Honestly if he was able to make himself and his ideology know a lot of super natural beings would probably coming flocking to this new way to achieve what they want.

    • @user-ut5nx6hm9d
      @user-ut5nx6hm9d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Shark_Rock Yeah I mean which sounds better, having to constantly live a lie while enslaved mind and soul to someone dozens of centuries older than you, or working a nightshift and needing a card to pick up a bag from the blood bank every once in a while, but otherwise living a relatively normal life.

    • @user-ut5nx6hm9d
      @user-ut5nx6hm9d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@jtlego1 Heck not even old world of darkness changelings have it easy, on account of *boredom* literally being deadly to them. Being bored at your day job is one thing, but it's a whole other thing when said boredom is killing you in a less than metaphorical sense.

    • @edalmirneto4246
      @edalmirneto4246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Vampires serving the Big-D? Bloody Angels?

  • @sloshed-rat
    @sloshed-rat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "[Laughs in victory] I knew you'd see it my way... D5."
    "- We're climbing slowly toward your two digit intellect."
    This writing is gold.

    • @xanmontes8715
      @xanmontes8715 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Social credit deducted" 😂

  • @theodorehodbor5080
    @theodorehodbor5080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    At first I was a bit curious on what Big D's Hunter creed could be but after seeing how he regularly refers to vampirism as a "disease" and how he interacted with Kevin I feel like he may in fact be a Redeemer of all things, which was definitely not something I was expecting from him.

    • @spottedslash4256
      @spottedslash4256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Somewhere between Redeemer & Visionary it looks like.

    • @tzaphkielconficturus7136
      @tzaphkielconficturus7136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's not Imbued, as far as we can tell. He's a hunter with a lowercase h, not an uppercase, so no powers from the messengers.

    • @theodorehodbor5080
      @theodorehodbor5080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@tzaphkielconficturus7136 That could be the case but then again we haven't seen him displaying his full power yet.
      As well a lot of Edges usually have more subtle effects, such as again a lot of Redeemer Edges simply allowing them to talk and reason with supernatural beings a lot easier.

    • @geoffreypershouse70
      @geoffreypershouse70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@theodorehodbor5080 the things he talks about in this and other videos suggests to me that this is the god-emperor in this age and what he was doing back then, since the game of ur he mentions is thousands of years old, and some of the other things he speaks of with firsthand knowledge even a imbued human would not live long enough to see those events

    • @themanformerlyknownascomme777
      @themanformerlyknownascomme777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@geoffreypershouse70 that is pure speculation, and given Big D, i wouldn't put it past him to simply have learned of the thousand year old game for the lols and not actually be that old. and him being the god-emperor would break so much WOD lore I don't even know where to begin with how stupid a decision to make him that would be

  • @thor8606
    @thor8606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    the "Three points for Kevin" and "Confound thee Kevin" interaction Actually made me cough up a lung laughing and cry a bit
    Edit: Kevin made me cry again

    • @ShaDO118k
      @ShaDO118k ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His confession at the end is actually very moving like😩 x

  • @Eliconean
    @Eliconean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    Can we all appreciate that Big-D said "House of Tremere" instead of "Clan Tremere"? And that Kevin did not react in any way?
    That's some deep foreshadowing shit at play here if you ask me. That is NOT common knowledge in any part of the oWoD, and they found a way to let us know that Big-D _knows_ and Kevin _does not_ in what, five seconds?
    Kudos, bruva and team. KUDOS.

    • @TheGlenofKrokot
      @TheGlenofKrokot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      To be frank Kevin spat a lot of "unconventional vampire knowledge", but i should also mention that in the first episode he was talking about "Arcanum", which is basically a society which has the most knowledge about every unnatural subject, so he may have got this knowledge, and also knowledge of TRUE magic (magus dynamic magic) there

    • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
      @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      I also want to point out that Big D refers to Vampires as "Cainites", knows Cain exists like it's a matter of fact, and uses a title that is *not* common for him: The First Murderer. He also knows about shit that's ANCIENT even by Vampire standards. He also doesn't really appear to have great respect for God or most religion, and has an insane degree of resistance to mind control, being completely immune to the ravages of The Delirium which is almost unheard of, even among the Imbued.
      I think he's Fallen, perhaps even Lucifer himself or a similar entity who escaped imprisonment in the Abyss. The title of "First Murderer" wouldn't mean that much to a mortal, but would resonate at an extreme level with Fallen: Caine's murder of Abel changed the course of the Fallen's revolution and ushered in the Time of Atrocities; no Elohim nor Fallen had actually slain another unto that point. It would also give a good accounting for the "House of Tremere," as Fallen have Houses themselves: House of Namaru, House of Halaku, House of Neberu...

    • @shotgunfullofspiders1223
      @shotgunfullofspiders1223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Or, conversely, this is what The Emperor of Mankind (WH 40k) was doing around the 20th century. God knows I could totally see emps doing this

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety the idea of Lucifer doing this shit is funny but it be even funnier if it's just god himself doing this shit

    • @SillyPC
      @SillyPC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@theenderdestruction2362 Well Kevin did say "If only god would forgive me" and D replied. So foreshadowing, reference or BIIIIIIG ego

  • @reedman1337
    @reedman1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    being a vampire is a pretty rough deal, being tremere is even worse
    everybody hates your existance for a crime your forefather comited and you probably know nothing about and you are a slave to the whims of your elders on top of your thirst, your mind and soul twisted against you
    kevin did far better than most even dared to, and that alone deserves credit
    great and mighty indeed
    hope he becomes a recurring character

    • @Haloister
      @Haloister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I fully expect him to aid the Hunters against Pyotr so hopefully the collective intuition of the comments proves true.

    • @blazednlovinit
      @blazednlovinit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're just jelly, tremere can pull blood out of you at distance, maybe Kevin already knows this he just gets some kind of kick out of this dynamic

    • @tzaphkielconficturus7136
      @tzaphkielconficturus7136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, although much of the reasons other vampires hate tremere isn't really the atrocities and gargoyles, because it's not like the Tzimisce really care what happened to their elders back then nor do the ventrue care what happened to those noses and gangrels. They hate the Tremere, because they have been inordinately successful in committing those atrocities, and it makes them feel jealous, and this amuses me greatly.

    • @Haloister
      @Haloister 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blazednlovinit Assuming Kevin was on that Path, but yeah it's a common one

    • @blazednlovinit
      @blazednlovinit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tzaphkielconficturus7136 Envy of success of a group of people, can't think where this has happened in real world history 🤔
      Sorry, couldn't help but point that out, I didn't know that about the lore though so thank you :)

  • @somerandomguy227
    @somerandomguy227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Kevin is a sad tale, though it would be nice to see him turn up in more episodes. Definitely a cool character. Soundtrack in the background is a blast as always.

    • @jamesperkins2552
      @jamesperkins2552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don’t worry. I think Kevin will be an indispensable part of this series. I think he was an indispensable part of the last one too but we simply didn’t recognize him. Also, I’m I the only one who thinks Kevin would be a more believable wizard if he had a hood and an eagle winged staff? He strikes me as a sort of mentor figure like Merlin. He’s the sort of person who would assemble a team of inquisitive people. I’d bet his employees would wear gray. The great wizards of fiction all have impregnable fortresses. Saroman had issenguard, Merlin has the crystal cave, Dumbledore had Hogwarts, etc. I’ll bet kevin would shoot higher. He’d probably create a fortress from an outer solar system moon….Titan for example.

  • @Volothos
    @Volothos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Honestly after my past 10 years of life; Kevin's parable hits way too close to home for me. After trying in vain to get a stay on my own personal dreams in regards to writing and artistry, and having that fail and blow up in my face I'm now close to achieving a bachelors in ACCOUNTING.
    To be honest, Kevin's parable is what I fear most in life. Being forced out of a position to do something big, I fear I'll just relegate myself to something miserable and empty in a job i may have no passion and love for. I can still feel it too under the misery the past 10 years have brought me, that kind of artistic urge for something still persists and right now I'm trying to revive it before i'm further forced into a path presented as my only opportunity that may not be spiritually fulfilling.

  • @Arendelft
    @Arendelft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I cannot emphasize how each of these "villains" are turning into victims of circumstance and their lives are appearing to be sad tragedies... behind the face of each monster is a story that makes them all to human. Let this be a warning to everyone, while it is easy to dehumanize those whom you passionately disagree with, maybe even hate, never let that hatred turn to making them appear less human. The moment you let those whom you oppose appear less human, you lose something in turn. A very human part of you withers, and with enough time, could very well die. Let this stand as a cautionary tale to us all.
    And not end up like Door.

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Truer words have never been said.

    • @johnjoe5846
      @johnjoe5846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Reminds me of this quote; "He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
      - Friedrich Nietzsche

    • @jamzee_
      @jamzee_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      At the end of every gun barrel, is another human. No matter how monstrous they may seem.
      Every soldier has a story, a life behind him.
      The same goes for the supernatural in WoD. All of the humanoids who are turned, were humans. Most vampires never wanted to become vampires in the first place. They were murdered. They were kidnapped and forced into medieval serfdom. They were normal people forced into a survival of the fittest situation.
      Dont you just feel sympathy for them? Their lives?stolen. their human behaviors? Ruined.

  • @blazednlovinit
    @blazednlovinit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    If this is the baseline for sane characters, I can't imagine what they'll do when a Malkavian rocks up

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yessssss

    • @kontrol42
      @kontrol42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4th wall is gonna be nuked from orbit when a Malkavian shows up

    • @rayclawicefire2503
      @rayclawicefire2503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD yesssss

    • @sevenclovers7
      @sevenclovers7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Have a calm but fundamentally unstable conversation with Big D like the Great and Mighty Kevin, except they also keep arguing with the tv over whether tomatoes are fruit or veggies.

    • @ProsecutorValentine
      @ProsecutorValentine 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... i smell fishmalk but with some Alpha sauce.

  • @dight909
    @dight909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Can I just mention how good 30:37 and beyond is? The sheer emotions in it. To hear a fledgling vampire tell a story of his former life, and how tragicly dull it was, and how optimism died with his old self. There's still something strangely human in there, something beyond mere degerenate appearance. A man trying to escape slavery, only to fall into another bond of sorts.
    This whole series so far, is just excellent writing. Something I've never seen before in its quality. Good work, Bruva.

    • @derpherp1810
      @derpherp1810 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk what kind of writer's sorcery they employ but it's brilliant.

  • @Heiligskraft
    @Heiligskraft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    If Kevin manages to survive in future arcs, I wonder if he'll figure out Golconda. Seems right for him tbh.

    • @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083
      @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I mean, Big-D seems to be pushing him towards it, or at least hinting towards it as well.

  • @brendanmcateer4891
    @brendanmcateer4891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    My god you really start to feel for every character even is some start at flat like the the Great and Mighty Kevin, you understand and sympathise and care even if you don't want to. Great job to everyone to contributed to this audiolog to actually bring HOPE to a world near as dark as 40k. Just a Great production and my love goes out for everyone to keep going on this incredible path.

    • @Karina-winsmore
      @Karina-winsmore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *HOW DARE YOU TO INSINIUATE THAT HE, GREAT AND MIGHTY KEVIN, HAS A FLAT PERSONALITY?!*

    • @ff-pj3de
      @ff-pj3de 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s how they pull you in. At first, it’s just jokes and ridiculousness. Then comes… more jokes, but also heartbreak.

  • @theoriginalunalteredmaxo
    @theoriginalunalteredmaxo ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Dayum. After listening to HTP for, no joke, 30th time, you really start to hear and notice all the details. The subtle voice cracks of the actors, nigh unnoticable yet wholesome are insane. Proper thanks for doing this, my friend, and I do hope to see more of these masterpieces!

  • @MMaster1397
    @MMaster1397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I am wondering what the effects of D's SPECIAL OMELETTE will be!
    What juicy secrets does Kevin have to spill I wonder.

    • @analyticCioccolata
      @analyticCioccolata 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      definitely his guts, after a bite of that hellish concoction

    • @kahel5820
      @kahel5820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh just some RBMK graphite for special spice

    • @Soundwave142
      @Soundwave142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@analyticCioccolata I bet we are all laughing like maniacs right now!

    • @Omertahun
      @Omertahun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there is a whole bloody video about it. I dont recommend to watch it

  • @voydcat8089
    @voydcat8089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2019

    Okay, Kevin’s account of being controlled by the Tremere is deeply, viscerally uncomfortable, especially if you’ve experienced abusive gaslighting.
    EDIT: Since I seem to have everyone’s attention, I’m gonna be honest: this episode made me tear up. I _relate_ to Kevin. I understand how it feels to be gaslit, I know how it feels to be stuck in a dead-end job, I completely get the feeling of having dreams and knowing that you’ll never be able to achieve them. I totally understand how _hopeless_ he feels.

    • @heliosjollywolf9552
      @heliosjollywolf9552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      well at least he got out and became the great and mighty kevin

    • @theodorehodbor5080
      @theodorehodbor5080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Yes pretty much almost all blood bonds are like that honestly, they're used entirely for vampires to enforce obedience over each other.
      Depending on the canon they're arguably the primary reason for the Anarch War and why the Anarchs and Sabbat exist even.

    • @jcl3005
      @jcl3005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That's Clan Tremere in a nutshell

    • @MrGemHunter
      @MrGemHunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Gaslighting: the official lighting of the Pyramid (sense 1037)

    • @Madlad000
      @Madlad000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      As an American being gaslit is just another day.

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    “Why would I serve the First Murderer when I can kill him myself?”
    “You’re insane.”
    “You aren’t the first person to tell me that…”
    …I am legitimately questioning if this is a ridiculous statement or not. Because on one hand, it’s CAIN(E). On the other, Big D has clearly shown that he knows his limits and the limits of others around him. Just look back at his seriousness about werewolves. So the fact that he seems DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS about this is a pretty big deal.

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Big D doesnt fight fair. That probably helps.

    • @arthenosthefirst8176
      @arthenosthefirst8176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      yeah no, you CANT kill Caine, like the only rulebook where the creator gave him a stablock for GMs? His only stats were "you fucking lose" in all caps.

    • @Karatys
      @Karatys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      ​@@arthenosthefirst8176 he said he will kill the first murderer, not caine.
      now this may sound weird and maybe totally wrong, but maybe this specific wording means he will kill the *beast* within caine, the murderous tendencies of caine at the time of the act immortalized by god in the form of the beast could be considered the First Murderer.
      D is no dumbass, he probably knows caine is untouchable, and maybe the reason he is even attempting to redeem kevin is in an attempt to see if redemption even works on kindred, as a quality assurance test to see if redemption can truly be used to bludgeon Caine's Beast or as he said "The Disease" into submission.

    • @ralphize5153
      @ralphize5153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Karatys I don’t think that works. “The Beast” comes with vampirism, but Cain murdered Abel before he became a vampire , so HE is the first murderer, not the monster within.

    • @TheKnizzine
      @TheKnizzine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or D is Abel/Cain... or Dracula.... Dhampir or Dio/Dios/Dieu ...or DIO...or Dick...or Duck

  • @kristiantumber1564
    @kristiantumber1564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Funny theory would be that technically D is actually Abel reincarnated/resurrected/reborn is gradually making his way up the chain to finally face his brother, Caine, as D, the Dead man walking

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That would actually be really interesting.

    • @pastorTracy911
      @pastorTracy911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It explains why he keeps having so many kids.
      “Be fruitful” and all that

    • @RyoKasai25
      @RyoKasai25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's literally the plot of Devil Survivor.

    • @kristiantumber1564
      @kristiantumber1564 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RyoKasai25 So what? Is it not interesting to think of within the context of what we currently know about Big D? Wouldn't it make sense as to why he seems to hold such a deep seated hatred against Caine and his kindred? Do you not have curiosity over what he might be alluding to with some of outbursts? Isn't his vast knowledge much more in depth and meticulous than most other hunters? Does it not intrigue you to learn more of his secrets? All I'm saying is that it would make sense to me if that was the case, just because what I said lines up with another story doesn't mean that it has no merit in it, even if the originality isn't there but it's the characters, their journey, their interactions with the world around them and through their actions as well as how much you want to see them succeed is how a story can truly be defined and made special

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Except... well, if the crew do intend to make more parallels between this and TTS, then available to them is the option of having the Master of Mankind be the son of Abel, who killed his uncle in a ritual that used Abel's skull to spell through sorcery An Eye For An Eye Is The End Of Empires.

  • @dysfuctionalrobot8107
    @dysfuctionalrobot8107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    It's official, this new series features significantly better characters and tone. Have to congratulate you guys on this, you all took that disaster and made it a miracle.

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I still prefer emps and kitten over Big-D and [kitten]
      But the rest of the adaptations are pretty improved.

    • @blazednlovinit
      @blazednlovinit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I miss TTS, but I'm thoroughly enjoying World of Darkness.

    • @TheSweetSpirit
      @TheSweetSpirit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Ultrox007 I can see that. I actually prefer Big-D over Big-E so far, though. Big-E was great, but Big-D just seems like the perfect translation from "superhuman crusader against Chaos who has lost too much of his soul to be 'all there' in the head." to "(exceptional?Super?)Human crusader against the forces of darkness who has seen way too much in his life to be 'all there' in the head."
      Both are extraordinarily intelligent and capable but have some issues in the head that occasionally cause issues. Like Big-D's hints of insanity and Big-E's inability to debate a choas worshipper particularly well.

    • @samiamtheman7379
      @samiamtheman7379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hold out hope that TTS can continue one day. Maybe both being able to exist simultaneously.

  • @ravenoferin500
    @ravenoferin500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The more I listen to Kevin's story the more it resonates with me. For years I worked with survival as the main goal. Dreams still there but set aside to keep things stable. I found myself loosing parts of myself too slowly to take notice at the time. In retrospect it was a depression of sorts, at the time I thought of it as a natural hardening of emotion to circumstances beyond my control. I tried to escape it by saving and saving limiting myself and smoking as a way to cope to deaden myself to blows. Always the same thing happened I'd get to a point and then the car would die or some such and I was back to the start again. I thought not of love or of the future so found neither. It was when opportunities opened up for college I awoke. When I found love better than I thought possible that I awoke. When I realized I could do more with myself than what I was that I awoke. It is by the aid of others that we awake ourselves anew and move past just the beast working for survival and to the man feeling and connecting with others, and in connecting with ourselves. Damn this thing slaps keep the train going Alpha. Let Kevin have his freedom!

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm currently forcing myself to change my path in life and it's a continuous struggle...
      But i know that if i let go, i will go back to the old road...
      And i prefer to crash and burn than going back...

  • @portaljumper339
    @portaljumper339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    No joke, this series gets across the pathos and uremitting darkness with only a faint glimmer of light of the World of Darkness better than just about anything I've seen from those gamelines. Kevin's final story about the man he was and who he ultimately failed to become due to nothing more than the cruelty of chance and circumstance really hits home for me, as someone who has similarly had opportunities closed off for himself due to nothing more than a twist of fate. I REALLY can't wait to see where this series goes from here, especially since I was a little trepidatious about it at the start.
    You all do fantastic work! Keep it up, you wonderful goofballs!

  • @lorddevilfish5868
    @lorddevilfish5868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “A true magician never reveals his secrets!” Maybe Kevin can provide the Hams!

    • @krofgninut5984
      @krofgninut5984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I eagerly await the reveal of what the swallowed checkov's ham means.

  • @corbinjuarez3743
    @corbinjuarez3743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Always been a huge fan of TTS, but HTP is a masterpiece!
    This video in particular is my favorite, so many layers to the dialogue, Earndil and speaker D's deliveries in this are outgoing, but surprisingly natural, and that's saying nothing of the A tier script.
    I quote Kevins' "once a mighty and powerful accountant" segment at least once a week to my partner. I simply cannot get enough of this back and forth between D and Kevin!
    Not like this comment or my opinion matters, but Alfa if you read this, thank you. Your shows walk the beautiful lines between *HoRrId ClOwN wOrD* , whimsy, madness, brilliance, and can truly tug at any emotional strings . Thank you !

    • @xRockLobster75x
      @xRockLobster75x ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wholeheartedly agree!

    • @KirillTheBeast
      @KirillTheBeast ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's EVEN MORE impressive is that they've managed to sneak A BUNCH of easter eggs abd obscure references about the setting in the script, such as right after the line you quoted. At the 5:32 mark, Big D calls him "a real MAGIC MAN"; that's in reference to MtA, where the Syndicate (money guys of the Technocratic Union) call themselves "the magic men". I've given this video well over a dozen views and I just got that one. The writing in this series is unbelievably good.

  • @AmbigousInfluence
    @AmbigousInfluence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "I am not reasonable. I am an evil wizard." Is my favorite line now.

  • @Strikerdude213
    @Strikerdude213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Ah yes, the funny wizard man is being interviewed. I have plenty of time to create my waffles to snack on during this voxcast. I shall return shortly.

    • @hiddenshadow2105
      @hiddenshadow2105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Waffles are good!

    • @rexlumontad5644
      @rexlumontad5644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fortify the waffles with nutrients!

    • @SlicesLemons
      @SlicesLemons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @NP3GA
      @NP3GA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please tell i wasn't the only one that read this with Rogal Dorn's voice in his head

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @NP3GA No.

  • @transhumanhivemind3048
    @transhumanhivemind3048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I'm surprised to learn that Big D seems to be a follower of the Creed of Mercy. Being curious straight up trying to redeem the most human of the vampires he captured and seems to be making some genuine headway in it. Which is impressive considering how egotistical and insane Big D is.
    So I love the back and forth between Big D and Kevin because seriously these two are such big ego screaming nut jobs but if it weren't for the fact that one's a hunter and one's a vampire you get the two would be the best of buds in another life. Oh certainly loud screaming and fighting all the goddamn time as they rant and rave at one another over every little insane thing that crosses their mind but still the best of buds. I hope things work out with Kevin and he becomes an ally a Big D because I just want to see these two nut jobs continue having these insane rambling conversations. It would be a shame to see it end

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Just because you're an egomaniacal madman who's constantly high and is probably suffering from minor radiation poisoning doesn't mean you can't have a little compassion^^

  • @TheMexicanDude0882
    @TheMexicanDude0882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I came here expecting laughs.
    I was not ready for feels.
    Exceptionally well done.