Spider man : we don’t physically and mentally hurt innocents Dan: *casually rips off every door of the car which was stolen by the thief’s from the innocent*
Dan: Pete! 45 seconds Miles: Kay I’m back Peter: what were we talking about? Oh right... Dan: *hangs up* Dan: *doesn’t ignore holo Pete* Me: this doesn’t make sense
I love how many memes and references they just drop into the dialogue. What I found in this episode: “Leap of faith” -Spider-Man into the spider verse “Mmm, pretty good” -Meme “Get off my lawn!” -getoffmylawn
I just realized, I literally grew up with Dan. I was 7 when I started watching him, and I’m now almost 14, so I actually spent so many years watching him. How time flies by.
"why are the webs coming out of his butt" because he's a spider. That's what they do. and yes, I know that spider webs don't actually come from their butt.
Basically everybody knows about Peter though and has already felt bad for him. Miles on the other hand, not a lot of people know his origin story so it is sad for both of them.
@@jacobtaylor8723 :0 covid has a heart thats so nice (no offense its just a joke please dont take offense to the covid thing its just a play on this guys username please dont take offense)
Dan: I'm getting this Also Dan: has done dozens of missions that were supposed to be stealth missions before and yet every time he just jumps down and does it the fighting way
Pete: Hey Mi- Dan: nope Pete: Eh, he's probably fighting some thugs, I'll call him later *5 minutes later" Pete: Miles He- Dan: SHUT UP PETE: I guess he is on a stealth mission, I'll call him later *And so the loop continues*
My favorite suits (in no particular order): The End (love the pants and jacket) 2020 (he has the cool s on his sleeve!) Purple Reign (awesome color scheme) Bodega cat (It’s a cat!)
19:14 Miles: jumps off a roof and dives into people. people: I ASKED FOR ONE THING FOR CHRISTMAS AND I DIDNT GET IT. THANKS ALOT SANTA! me: I feel ur PaiN
Dan: it’s kind of sad that miles lost his dad and phin. Me: um I not trying to be mean but......Peter has no family left the only people he knows is miles and mj. Ps that we know of.
Dan: says his favorite part of the game is swinging around
Also Dan: Uses fast travel for everything
True
Lol
Ya true
epicly true
to true to be true so its a lie
Nobody:
Pete: OH HEY MILES, OH UR GONNA HANG UP NOW? I'LL CALL YOU SOON...
Dan: Stops a robbery.
Dan 2 seconds later: rips doors out of a car and throws it at innocent people.
LOL
LoL
people: ouch spiderman
😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 LOL
I forgot where that part was at but it was funny
Especially the small pause
Miles: busy tracking sounds and 100percent busy
Pete: So anyway I started calling
Lol
LOL
LOL
Miles was the one that called pete tho
Aaron: Telling Miles about the relationship between him and his dad
Dan: Fast travels and ignores.
Sad 😢
Dan do be ✨ savage. ✨
Also says its just saying about sounds
Its so triggering
thats dan alright
Miles: I don’t think he spotted me
Pete: he spotted you.
Nobody:
Miles: *Calls Peter*. Hey Peter?
Also Miles: Hangs Up
Peter: Do you want an answer?
He always spots you
@@kronos6419 I always spot you
@@kookiekakemarypie9695 Lol
Me:
Peter: calls miles
Dan: hangs up and said "THIS ISN'T YOUR GAME PETER "!
Hmmm the end was a mistake i ment ! "
@@TheOfficialGovernmentOfSpain basically this whole video is actually Miles inability to talk to Pete over the phone
@@Frunkqwrt I my
@@TheOfficialGovernmentOfSpain you can edit your comment
@Presto5966
Legends say after 2 years, Pete still hasn’t got the chance to finish his sentences in the call with Dan :(
Or any other person who tried to call lol
3 years now
Dan: casually throwing doors at civilians
random civilian: we will remember this spider man, thank you
Lol
Hah sooOooOo funny 🙃
@@monapipo2010 haha good one
Super LOL
Time stamp plz
Pete: **calls**
Miles: Hey Pete, I-
Dan: No, get OUT OF HERE PETER PARKER BARKER
😂
🤣
lol
Very Very true
pretty much LOL
Miles: I don’t think he saw me...
*not even a second later*
Peter: *Aw drat- they spotted you*
🤣😂
Also plz play Detroit Become Human
When
Ha yea
Dan:literally falls of a multiple story building and smacks on the ground.
Random guy:i wanted one thing for christmas and i didnt get it ;(
@Chris Richardson nobody cares
@somebody that plays minecraft hm wow
@@TealApollo And stop being rude
Pete: *Breathes*
Miles: hey pe-
Dan: HANG THE DAMN PHONE UP
0kguy he hangs up faster than Jameson can call him a menace
HAAA
@@theguywhoasked2352 True tho
miles: hangs up on Pete
Pete: Am I seriously a joke to you???
Miles: yes you are
@@dermotmeaney haha good one
@@playboicartigaming29 FACTS
Nobody:
Miles: *Calls Peter*. Hey Peter?
Also Miles: *Hangs Up*
Peter: Do you want an answer?
Ok I’m on
Lolllllll
Miles hey Peter, actually I’m hang up because This is my game
Dan: "I need to stop knocking people over."
Me: "Dan needs to stop hanging up on Peter!"
Lol ikr
Lol that is true
Lol ya
Lol treu
LOL
Spider man : we don’t physically and mentally hurt innocents
Dan: *casually rips off every door of the car which was stolen by the thief’s from the innocent*
Dan: Pete! 45 seconds
Miles: Kay I’m back
Peter: what were we talking about? Oh right...
Dan: *hangs up*
Dan: *doesn’t ignore holo Pete*
Me: this doesn’t make sense
Yes!!!
lol so so so so true why
3:12 Miles: “Don’t think they saw me”
Litterely a mila second later
Pete: “Aw drat they saw you”
lmao
LoL
HAhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaha
Sorry to be a grammar nazi but it's spelled millisecond
You were close though :)
Dan: Awesome! I unlocked a new skill. I use that ability quite a lot.
Also Dan: *Doesn't use it in 4 episodes
Dan: we got through the phone call
Everyone: yay Pete didn’t get cut off anymore
@@banaahmadomarsalamah8162 true
Where
@BARON OOI EA HENG Moe it’s not funny nerd
Bruh
He did?
nobody:
literally nobody:
Spider-Man: I should call Miles, I need a wrench.
LOL
i feel relieved that you're not a bot
@@rapha2028 omg I know right they are so annoying
@@rapha2028 someone mistook me for a bot once and said
Shut up. i was thinking what i did and i relised and then i XD ed and told him
@@zolinamohamad2794 haha
Miles: *Calls peter*
Miles: "pete hey-"
Dan: _Cuts off him every single time_
Yea pretty rude I know.
@@PeterParker-cy1wz poor you
@@PeterParker-cy1wz oof
Great power comes with electrician and hunging on phone calls
Sad
Pete: calls miles
Dan: *You weren't supposed to do that*
I love how many memes and references they just drop into the dialogue.
What I found in this episode:
“Leap of faith” -Spider-Man into the spider verse
“Mmm, pretty good” -Meme
“Get off my lawn!” -getoffmylawn
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody
(Almost)Everyone:**Joking About How Dan Doesnt Wanna Hear Pete**
Truth
Yo that’s so true
it is dan's MISSION to hang up on peter everytime
yes it is
Well, if that's the case, he lost the mission!
“Pete… Hey!” -Miles Morales 2020 (this conversation never continued)
Dan: I might actually finish this call with pete.
Also dan: "Finishes call"
Me: Finally...inner peace..
Im crying for dan to let pete finish his call
@@Trashe_canIKR😭
@@Trashe_can YES I AGREE SOOOOOOOOOOOO MAH
YES BRUDA YOU IS RIGHT INNER PEACE
@@Trashe_can same
"We're gonne hang up on you every time"
Holo-Pete: OHOHOHO ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Heh thats true
Peter: breathes*
Dan: THIS IS NOT YOUR GAME PETER
No one who’s here has watched the hole vid yet without skips
I have
@@mayw8136 thats physically impossible
I love this series
@jack howes I have
When he is getting the spider man hostages, the 2nd one almost says miles but quickly says spider man. While the 3rd one just straight up says miles
36:21 symkaria was mentioned in the mission where you play as MJ in the mary rosemann mission ''Embassy of Symkaria''
Nobody:
Not even Thanos:
Pete: 'Calls after every Mission'
Because dan keeps interrupting him.
Dan could have just wait till peter finished and cut the dialogue part..
I'm not happy cause ur an anonymous
Cuz Dan Keeps opening the map
actually miles is the one calling peter
Dan: Why does this conversation never and?
Also Dan: **Constantly Hanging up on Peter so the conversation repeats**
Hi mika
legend says pete and miles are still trying to talk to each other
good point that will go on for a other 78,000 decades
LOL!
😂
*but it will **_never_** happen*
Lol
I found my apartment building on the game 0_0
really?! thats awesome!
O_O
Srsly nice 👌😀
Address reveal?
@@Andrew-uh4wf ayo-
Petition for dan to actually listen to pete's conversations.
↓
@inky smart r/stoplinkingsubredditsoutsideofredditplease:(
Lol
@@ahard-daysnight6659 r/areyoudumb
@@crafteromine2493 no, i just think it’s dumb to link subreddits (example: “r/woosh” or “r/technicallythetruth”) on TH-cam, instead of REDDIT.
nah man
Miles: Don't think he spotted me
Holo-Pete: Ah drat, they spotted you
lol 😂
Peter talks for 0.0001 milliseconds
Dan: S H U T
kristien david dantdm shut up
That’s true
Lol
Love it so funny
Johnny Diaz seriously I didn't ask for your opinion so shut the phuck up and stop wasting your breath got it thanks
Miles: I don’t think they saw me
Peter: I’m pretty sure they saw you
Miles: ok I don't think they spotted me
Peter: oh drat they spotted you
XD
Lol
@D3monz oh sorry I didn't know that you commented that
Pete: Talking
Dan: YOU shall not talk
Uncle Aaron: Talking
Dan: You can talk
Edit: It is Aaron
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
No
Next Game. Peter is the main
Miles: *calls*
Dan:THIS IS NOT YOUR GAME MILES
Ya that will bee the next thing to happen lol
@@sarawendt8969 terPe
Peter: *trys calling for an hour*
Dan: NO! I don't want to listento your conversation
Nobody:
Pete: HeY tHeRe BuDy-
Dan: *cuts off*
Also Dan: CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN MR IRRELEVANT
Lol mr irrelevant
Where
I just realized, I literally grew up with Dan. I was 7 when I started watching him, and I’m now almost 14, so I actually spent so many years watching him. How time flies by.
sure buddy then whats the longest stream he has ever made
How am I supposed to know it’s been years
@@musabtaha5023 Do u know?
@@musabtaha5023this is the most ignorant comment I’ve ever seen 💀
Same fr
"why are the webs coming out of his butt"
because he's a spider. That's what they do.
and yes, I know that spider webs don't actually come from their butt.
hahahah
@I Am KevinBB x2 I did now shut up
@I Am KevinBB x2 ok
@I Am KevinBB x2 shut up
@I Am KevinBB x2 dude...
NO
I love the spiderman games, they're so good
Nobody:
Pete: HEY
Dan: Stop this isn't your game
😂
😹😹😹😹😹
nobody:
dan when miles calls pete: stop this isnt ur game
What timestamp?
@@Collin212 literally throughout the entire thing
Yeah
nobody pete at 1 Am trying to figure out why miles is hanging up on him
Dan: u had ur chance PETE!
?
@@elf6499 exactly I’m confused 😂
What
Bruh im confused
Oh
Pete: trying to give miles advice
Dan: yeah, i dont think so. Starts a new mission*
Dan: I know the TH-cam comments are gonna be...
Me:
Nobody:
Pete: Well....
Woah my brain hurts
Pp
wait wha?
Were did find that pfp
Lol
*Dan hangs up every time Peter calls*
Peter:Am I a joke to you?
Nobody:
Dan: "The comments are gonna be Nobody:
Pete: He-"
He wasn’t wrong!!😂
You just did it
Dan: It's sad that Miles lost his dad and his best friend
Peter: literally got orphaned and lost both his uncle ben and aunt may *am I a joke to you?*
Well it’s sad that peter got orphaned and lost both his aunt and uncle but it’s still sad that miles lost his dad and friend nonetheless
Basically everybody knows about Peter though and has already felt bad for him. Miles on the other hand, not a lot of people know his origin story so it is sad for both of them.
@@jacobtaylor8723 true
@@jacobtaylor8723 :0 covid has a heart thats so nice (no offense its just a joke please dont take offense to the covid thing its just a play on this guys username please dont take offense)
@@crazybl1tz88 I took offense and now I m infecting you😂
Yo u can freestyle in the air while falling backwards: L3, and square hold
That interesting
I Am KevinBB x2 shut up
l3 actuallyp
@I Am KevinBB x2 no bruh :/
@I Am KevinBB x2 bigger attention seeker than 3 year old me
Dan: I'm getting this
Also Dan: has done dozens of missions that were supposed to be stealth missions before and yet every time he just jumps down and does it the fighting way
*getting*
Pete: Hey M-
Dan: *goes to sound sample and ignores
Dan: IT'S THE WATER THING
In reality it's Thomas the Tank
Nobody:
No one at all
For real no one:
Mile: hEy pEtE
Pete: hi miles-
Miles:hangs up
Lol
Who's milie?
@@tophatyt970 miles morales
@@JonasTheCat1 look
The amount of times Miles said "Now that my mom knows about, well, you know" is unreal.
Miles:Now my mom knows about...
DanTDM:Shhhhhh!!!!!!
YO PETE CAN YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!
That's probably so so annoying for miles just getting called and called over and over
ikr
@@zanyarmohamadian2578
Miles:Whos controlling me Stop hanging up on pete
Nobody:
Pete in 2047: Please i just want to give you advice
poor pete😭
nobody:
Pete: (turns loudness voice on)
also Pete: HEY MILES!
Ytytytyttyyyy
is anyone else insanely annoyed that we had to listen to Pete's call over and over without hearing the end?
Pete: Hey Mi-
Dan: nope
Pete: Eh, he's probably fighting some thugs, I'll call him later
*5 minutes later"
Pete: Miles He-
Dan: SHUT UP
PETE: I guess he is on a stealth mission, I'll call him later
*And so the loop continues*
So true
Ikr so true
Ikr
“And so it begins”
Nobody:
Pete: Hey whats up?
Dan: Sorry i need to do missions.
MiLES:(CALLES PETE) HEY PETE
DAN:NOOP NOT YOUR GAME PETER
PETER:HEY I HAD ONE>:(
So true
So true
@@badwilson2605 TRY THIS MEME SPIDER-CAT SPISDERCAT DOES WHAT EVER A SPIDER -CAT CANFALLS FROM ROOFS HANGS ON TREES SPIDER-CAT CAN DO ALL THINGS
“Why are the webs coming out of his butt?”
*well I mean... he’s “spider”-man*
lol
Lol
Lol
LOL!!
Not lol
You are my favorite childhood TH-camr
Pete: Hey so-
Dan: SHUT UP PETE IM DOING SOMETHING
Miles: calls peter
Pete: hey
Dan: THIS ISNT YOUR GAME PETE
Stolen idiot
@@PotPerson ok if you are smart enough to scroll down the comments everyone is doing these
Yea so u shouldn't go around saying stolen idiot to people
Dan: shut up peter this isn’t your game
Also dan: listens to holo-Peter
*the big brain markaplier meme
@@dontroastmeyoucantroasttrash lol
spiderman series are almost done hopefully it will be back soon(maybe).
Nobody:
Not even Dan:
Pete every 2 minutes: *hEy*
HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE
No one:
Not even Iron Man:
Pete: YO MI-
Dan: Did somebody say, JUST EAT
My dad was watching TV and when I read it the just eat add came up for him LMAO
It’s so funny how aggressively he says SHHHHHH when he stealth takedowns someone
My favorite suit is the default one. It's a nice mix between heroism and reality.
Dan: Keeps hanging up on Pete
Pete: You know maybe I should just consider to shut up at this point
You would think but
@@Profile_Profile_Underscore lol yeah
Peter: “this one’s the big daddy”
Dan: “big daddy ;)”
Me: ??????
Sameeeeee
Timestamp?
@@bluelightning485 21:01
Why are you gae meme
@@pg1387 no
Dan: Why are the web's coming from his butt?
Me: HE'S BECOME A TRUE SPIDER
Oh ya that is so true lol
I'm gonna back off
I literally laughed at the beginning of that happening
Lel 😂
😂
My favorite suits (in no particular order):
The End (love the pants and jacket)
2020 (he has the cool s on his sleeve!)
Purple Reign (awesome color scheme)
Bodega cat (It’s a cat!)
“I asked for 1 thing for Christmas and didn’t get it, thanks a lot SANTA!”
I am DEAD 🤣
@S Ber yes
@S Ber ye
19:14
Miles: jumps off a roof and dives into people.
people: I ASKED FOR ONE THING FOR CHRISTMAS AND I DIDNT GET IT.
THANKS ALOT SANTA!
me: I feel ur PaiN
I agree
LOL
Agree
Game: *Peter calls*
Dan: SHUUSH I'm trying to do mission for my suit
Dan: I don't even know where that hairstyle's from.
Me: You in 2015
dan: shush peter!
me who wanted to hear the dialog
Why
why would you hurt me in this way
We hear it don’t worry
Same
why am i? JUST TO SUFFER
i so agree
Dude kr me tooooooooooo
Peter: Hey Mi-
Dan: Hold on Let Me Do This Mission
(1 second after the mission)
Dan: HOLD ON PETER I AM TRYING TO DO A MISSION!!!!
"Don't think me saw me-"
"Drat, they spotted you."
*Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time*
@I Am KevinBB x2 shut up bot your just trying to get veiws
Shut up kevin bb dis is a kid vid n plis the r bad word comment ok. Im 9
@@RizzGyattAura you r a youtuber what lol
@I Am KevinBB x2 I see you everywhere shut up
hi todoroki
Miles: i don’t think they spotted me
Peter: ah drat they spotted you
Pete: This ones the big daddy
Dan in weirdly flirtatious voice: BiG DaDdY, okay
Peter Parker: *Does anything*
Dan: Im going to have to stop you right there.
every other hero: fights crime
spiderman: WHERE MY SOUNDS AT
Dan: it’s kind of sad that miles lost his dad and phin.
Me: um I not trying to be mean but......Peter has no family left the only people he knows is miles and mj. Ps that we know of.
Phins whole family is gone to even herself
Bruh, aunt may is peters family
@@pct_clipZ shes dead
No
she is lol
Nobody:
Pete: what should yo-
Oh dammit Miles!
me: *trying to listen what pete is saying*
Dan: Haha mission go brrrrrrr
@I Am KevinBB x2 shut up
Ya me to, I was trying to listen what peter is saying but dan just ignores it
Nobody:
Pete: I JUST WANNA BE APPRECIATED
Dan: this isn't your game pete, back off
Pete: *pete sad noises*
Peter: hey Miles
Dan: Hangs the phone
1 hour later Peter finishes talk
News: Peter finally finishes his talk and was waiting for an hour as DanTDM
Peter: *Tries to call Miles*
Dan: We are never going to answer you Peter.
Me: *Gasps* He's become self-aware!
This was ot expected this is not good this is a crisis HIDE
@@dermotmeaney nah this comment is 10/10
@@dermotmeaney you the crisis
Hunter The 🦊
@@MTGIsUnderrated YES I AM
Nobody:
Pete: HEY MILES
Dan: No shut up. I must complete mission
And yet, he still hasn’t gotten the coconut milk from the store. Shame on you, Miles, shame on you.