"THINGS YOU DONT DO ON A FIRST DATE" SEASON 1 Episodes 1-10

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  • @Dmaccabees
    @Dmaccabees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Stand right there, ima call you a Uber” -Jay 😂😭🤡🤣🤣🤣

  • @csmers3743
    @csmers3743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lmao, " can I just hit it raw" ... everyman has had that risk it all moment" 😂

  • @rogerpryor1770
    @rogerpryor1770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Ain't Nobody Eatin No Got Damn Booty Hole, I'm Telling You That Right Now"😂😂😂😂

  • @MachineGunMouth
    @MachineGunMouth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Holy shit!!! This what we all been begging for. I cant wait to get off work and check this out. Yall gotta do more of these. Black entrepreneurs!! Stay up fam, keep shinning!!

  • @unaffected_covid
    @unaffected_covid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Red: "I am pregnant."
    Jay: "WHAT??? Pregnant like with the Spirit?"
    LOL!!!!

  • @chaosdragon82
    @chaosdragon82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The look on his face when she was ordering her food LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tkp98
    @tkp98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dam All Star line up son. 58 minutes of comedy gold. Appreciate it brother.👍👍

  • @WavyHippie420
    @WavyHippie420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Homie stay keepin us nourished consistently yo!!! G Lookn yo, You, Bigg Jah ol NFL Defensive tackle stunt double, Minks, Ms. Sade, Persephone, the whole squad keep me laced, and from getting home sick brah... all love from a LA baby living in Houston!!! Much Appreciated Jay!

  • @captpy2891
    @captpy2891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "This is a back to the crib bill"😂😂😁😂😁😂😁😂😁

    • @charlesjohnson2475
      @charlesjohnson2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel him on that $200 bill on first date

    • @el84oro
      @el84oro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao that part cracked me up....but he right though, a 200 plus bill is definitely a back to the house bill

  • @taweehill
    @taweehill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You putting a lot of pressure on me with the earrings, they real aggressive.” Lmao

  • @originaltruth2244
    @originaltruth2244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Did he just say booty hole is part of his calorie intake😂😂😂☠️

    • @JustMyTiktoks
      @JustMyTiktoks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      original Truth lmao 😂 yooooo

    • @jesspraise35
      @jesspraise35 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my God! These guys are crazy!! Lol Lol

    • @originaltruth2244
      @originaltruth2244 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NEGUS MBARKA 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mynsxt6
      @mynsxt6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is some crazy shit here

  • @klownalot365
    @klownalot365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    St8 comedy jay. Man Y'all need that movie bro. It's a lot of black talent in your circle. Keep the positive movement. Much respect for the laughter

  • @grandegolson5095
    @grandegolson5095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My dawg @Jay Horn rocking that OkC fitted hoodie .. that's dope big homie real talk.. sending much respect to you.. all the way from OkC 405

  • @knightriderzzzzzz
    @knightriderzzzzzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Who else came for the thumbnail Alexxis Redd though?

    • @jackieescojackson8798
      @jackieescojackson8798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why has no one replied alexis red my favorite

    • @1stone379
      @1stone379 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me ✋
      Gimme that cake with ALLL the toppings..

  • @tyronetriplett4071
    @tyronetriplett4071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bro your videos never disssapoint.

  • @RoADMan042
    @RoADMan042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So you're telling me
    I can empty the clip.
    Blow this load.
    😂😂😂
    Man had me at release the kraken 😂😂😂😂

  • @monsterheat1
    @monsterheat1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This has to be the Funniest Channel on TH-cam. You are a naturally funny dude. Appreciate the 😂😂😂 Bruvah. GEAH

  • @ericagrimes5045
    @ericagrimes5045 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate they recorded this conversation.

  • @Lastdayzzz
    @Lastdayzzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Booty pot pie lol I’m done!! 😂🤣

    • @captpy2891
      @captpy2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jay be coming up with some crazy-funny sayings 😂🤣😆😄😂🤣😆

    • @mzbreezy7561
      @mzbreezy7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😂🤣

  • @reggier2343
    @reggier2343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    that $200 meal is delicious when you not paying. Once you got to pay, its a funky little meal?!

  • @layhall4466
    @layhall4466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Just wanted thanks to you I randomly walk around and say “ Eat dat cat oooooouuuuutttt” 😂😂

    • @phillip_lee_atkinson
      @phillip_lee_atkinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too...and nobody seems to know what the hell I’m talking about😂😂😂

    • @TheKingdariusIII
      @TheKingdariusIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oooooooaaaah lol

  • @scrutinizethis
    @scrutinizethis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “No if you were IN TO ME, YOU’D be IN ME”!
    Say less 🙏🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @michaelharris1616
    @michaelharris1616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These people is so funny. Keep them coming. GOD Bless!

  • @paulsalmon4771
    @paulsalmon4771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My boy said "empty the clip and reload" the way Jay Horn talks is CLASSIC.

  • @garykendrasmith
    @garykendrasmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very nice compilation, you are gifted writer and producer . I watched all of your videos and short films over the holidays. I see how your films are evolving and showcasing you many talents. Keep it up Big Dawg!🎞🕶🎟💗🤩🤗

  • @mzbreezy7561
    @mzbreezy7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😭🤣😂Looked at this 5 times. So many dates. Needed these laughs. "This is a go back to the crib type bill" and "That little heart shaped purse for hot girl summer" is funny. This had me cracking up. Sooo hilarious🤣🤣🤣😂😂 #LaughterIsGoodForTheSoul &
    Great work Jay and whole cast.

  • @dionedwards8300
    @dionedwards8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Miss Lady said "If you were into me, you'd be in me." Damn, I like her style.

  • @bigdogmack8692
    @bigdogmack8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    yoooooooo jay you funny dog...these are original and creative. Keep grinding yo ...this getting me through covid-19 LMAO

  • @TheIridium6
    @TheIridium6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So funny i had to go back and watch it again. I'm laughing so hard i'm crying.

  • @Mr.J281
    @Mr.J281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This man said he ate a “pot of Bootyhole”...LOL, I’m done!!!

  • @hlaingrecords2713
    @hlaingrecords2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    brada u are funny. make me laugh. you are the best.. keep up the good works respect

  • @almackie6104
    @almackie6104 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    All stars... I just subscribed in support keep pushing new vids...

    • @JAYHORNFILMS
      @JAYHORNFILMS  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to the Squad✊🏿

  • @darrylhayes3662
    @darrylhayes3662 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a entire dream sequence
    video with multiple beauties.
    Jay💲Horn selectin is really Impeccable.Thanks Bruh I enjoyed this video Greatly 👍🏽

  • @bjross97
    @bjross97 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so glad that happened to stumble upon these videos .. Got me laughing so hard.. Great job... I subscribed and sharing :-)

  • @mrdunndunn12
    @mrdunndunn12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jay boy you're doing ya thang! Keep rising bruh! I see you doing big things in the future

  • @bigdogmack8692
    @bigdogmack8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yoooo funny stuff here glad I found this channel

  • @SuperKwame1
    @SuperKwame1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love all your clips. you got my subscription !.

  • @tiarachavez5457
    @tiarachavez5457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn I didn’t even know that was Jay!!! Where that black beard gang gang

  • @bigdave8297
    @bigdave8297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jay you are a fool but in a good way. I love you skits they are funny as hell please keep up the great work pimp. 😁👍👌

  • @GOLDIETHA1
    @GOLDIETHA1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MY GUY DROPPED A NEW ONE I💯💯💯 BUT EATING THE GROCERIES HELL NAW TOXIC 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anitaspears176
    @anitaspears176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved this y'all ♥️❤️❤️ keep up the good work brother 🤗

  • @michellekikiwalker9031
    @michellekikiwalker9031 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    PHENOMENAL like always loved it hilarious LMAO fantastic brilliant ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

  • @gwendolyncampbell9055
    @gwendolyncampbell9055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    JAY HORN IS FUNNY TO ME I FREAKING LOVE HIM I REALLY ENJOY HIS VOICES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @acollins9277
    @acollins9277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Too funny Jay!👍🏾

  • @sylvesterwilliams2323
    @sylvesterwilliams2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jay I always comeback when I'm trying to get a real laugh! The young ladies love them too and their funny as fuck also but you make this work... GOOD LUCK SOMEONE'S ALWAYS WATCHING!

  • @ricardoburton4129
    @ricardoburton4129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Females be like that too, just never seen it acted out 😂🤣 "can I just hit it raw? Meat to meat?

  • @YJSho_Nuff_
    @YJSho_Nuff_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man Jay Horn has the absolute best soundtracks for his videos hands down

  • @D-Loccsta817Tx
    @D-Loccsta817Tx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey big dawg are you from Texas?🇨🇱You act like we do down here in DFW..I'm from Ft Worth and you a fool wit it🤣🤣🤣Much love homie and keep doing ya thang💯💪🏿🇨🇱🇨🇱

    • @JAYHORNFILMS
      @JAYHORNFILMS  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      D TOWN

    • @D-Loccsta817Tx
      @D-Loccsta817Tx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JAYHORNFILMS Awwready I knew it homie..🤣🤣THE DFW SUPPORTS YOU BIG DAWG..KEEP DOING YA THANG MAYNE💯STAYUP HOMIE💯🇨🇱WHAT YALL KNOW BOUT DEM TEXAS BOYS!!💪🏿💪🏿💯💯

  • @denisedean2446
    @denisedean2446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol Jay's facial expressions got me rollin'!!!🤣🤣🤣Lol you looking real fertile!"

  • @Clarity73
    @Clarity73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FDA Food Drink and Ass LMAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @changeyournarrative3229
    @changeyournarrative3229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Like Sisqo said 5 Steps to eternity... But that 6th step is the Legion of Doom

    • @TemaNem
      @TemaNem 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WestSide Fat Boi this had me cracking up.

  • @biscuitdestroyer56
    @biscuitdestroyer56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is back to the house bill right here😂🤣🙉🔥

  • @anthonymayfield1258
    @anthonymayfield1258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When are we going to see the 2021 episode.

  • @terrencetobler1951
    @terrencetobler1951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The other ladies were beautiful in their own right, but Ms. Redd is absolutely everything!🤗🤗

  • @el84oro
    @el84oro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    mehn ever since the feature dude did with bigg jah i been looking for this channel. lol its on point

  • @kaynone1726
    @kaynone1726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Her face looked like Esther Role 😂😞😞😞😂😂

  • @mzfancy4767
    @mzfancy4767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jay has a wonderful smile/nice teeth just like Minks. 😍

    • @gi-gijay4114
      @gi-gijay4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, that's his physical assets! His humor is priceless.😂

  • @dms0093
    @dms0093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jay Horn keep taking his dates to checkers 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kennethcooper6383
      @kennethcooper6383 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol..fuck that im taking mines to Dixie queen lol just bcus thats my favorite fast food spot

    • @demetriusjohnson3677
      @demetriusjohnson3677 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol... I been noticing that too.

  • @Yashar_3000
    @Yashar_3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A round of applause 👏🏽 to you ALL.

  • @oldschool7854
    @oldschool7854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Told that chick “stand right there for me...I’m calling you an Uber” 😂😂

  • @jamalcooley2459
    @jamalcooley2459 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chuckled it out@jay horn..

  • @davidedmunds7950
    @davidedmunds7950 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ima call you an Uber!!! Rooom!!!! That was funny as hell!!! 😂😭🤡🤣🤣🤣

  • @anthonymayfield1258
    @anthonymayfield1258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Will there be more episodes coming out soon.

  • @braidedgirl757
    @braidedgirl757 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I enjoyed this and respect your hustle...new sub😊

  • @moreelosilva9407
    @moreelosilva9407 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man !!! Those Planes is realy cramping yo style 😂

  • @mrrc3963
    @mrrc3963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time the hammer drops 😂😂😂😂

  • @troyharper6967
    @troyharper6967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just went grocery shopping last week I got some greens 😄😄😄😄

  • @banga8080
    @banga8080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jay you killing me bro
    How you gonna tell your date her breath is strong
    Blk coffee stings your throat and makes your pee stank 😂😂😂😂

  • @brandeno919
    @brandeno919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Got to eat that 🐱 out. Ooooooooohhhhh oh

  • @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight
    @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He was NOT prepared for Kass to hit him with the hot n ready , the disappointment on his face after he knew he fucked up was classic. Like Eminem once said, sometimes "U only get ONE shot"!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @themadblackking4687
    @themadblackking4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don’t have car I don’t have a job niether 🤣

  • @yoboyspade6518
    @yoboyspade6518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is like the funniest sh*t in the WORLD...😂😂😂😭 Every episode! 💯

  • @equilibrium1950
    @equilibrium1950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lmao. This was too funny. Ain't eating no bootyhole though. 🤣🤣🤣
    Got a birthday request! Do like a reverse dating skit. Like the ladies taking their dudes out, spoiling them, and trying to get some at the end while the dude acting stingy with it. 😁

    • @charlesjohnson2475
      @charlesjohnson2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that would be funny. Just like ole gal with where the meat skits

    • @Stygian-Indian
      @Stygian-Indian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Carey did something like this already?

  • @knightriderzzzzzz
    @knightriderzzzzzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alexxis is in a whole new league with persephanie👸🏽👸🏽

    • @bigroosta5244
      @bigroosta5244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought I was the only one who thought they were another level....

  • @drnowtime
    @drnowtime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so funny. I still would have had to check her out.

  • @donaldlangford9506
    @donaldlangford9506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Them boys crazy as hell 🤣😂😂🤣

  • @acerkid08
    @acerkid08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😆😂😂😂😆 ohh shiiiiit bootyhole dawg I’m dead😆😆😂😂😂

  • @lorettayoung3088
    @lorettayoung3088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When did Jay Horn get a gray beard.

    • @wendellkirton3694
      @wendellkirton3694 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was wondering the same thing lol ?

    • @kennethcooper6383
      @kennethcooper6383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hair dye

    • @thepaid1
      @thepaid1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stress got his hair that color, hair dye is a way to maintain your youth. Plus men start to go grey around 30

  • @Mickey_Gunz
    @Mickey_Gunz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Food Drink and Ass administration. 😂😂😂 Jay you a fool man.

  • @kingrorie
    @kingrorie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a back to house Bill right here !!!!

  • @kingbenjamintv2217
    @kingbenjamintv2217 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You got a black strong woman in history 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🖤

  • @anthonymayfield1258
    @anthonymayfield1258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When will the next episode of things you don't do on a first date.

  • @antoniothompson2711
    @antoniothompson2711 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last two skits had be dying 😂

  • @claboard3122
    @claboard3122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You bought your purse.. lmao 😂

  • @GOLDIETHA1
    @GOLDIETHA1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    MY GUY HER THAT LOOK 👀 WHEN SHE SAID AFTER A YR 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀 HE DROP THAT ASS OFF 😂😂😭🚗🚗💨💨💨💨😂😂😂

  • @RoADMan042
    @RoADMan042 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ooooh, your breath strong. 😂😂😂😂

  • @kizzyhollman7187
    @kizzyhollman7187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got greens just went grocery shopping 😁

  • @self644
    @self644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This fool is really underrated! One two steps its dirty. I looked it up. Ol shit

  • @kingmarcus7215
    @kingmarcus7215 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yall Trippin

  • @James-by9pl
    @James-by9pl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the last date!!

  • @brandonwhitehead615
    @brandonwhitehead615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m mad how she gonna say the range is 1-800. Then switched it up to 1-2. Shit had me like wooooooooooowwww.....😂😂😂

  • @thepaid1
    @thepaid1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ooooh!!, your breath is strong 🤣

  • @truthbtold8040
    @truthbtold8040 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn nigga! Im waiting on your full length movie. I would invest right now. You got the real life brotha down.

    • @JAYHORNFILMS
      @JAYHORNFILMS  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you. I’m working on it. Gonna start a crowd fund to finance it soon.

  • @gi-gijay4114
    @gi-gijay4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just his voice cracks me up😂😂😂

  • @derricklaster3089
    @derricklaster3089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao. That 2nd episode.
    But hold up. That 3rd episode got my rolling too. Thought she was a vegan.
    4th episode. Homegirl wasn't playing that game...had to bounce up out of there.
    5th episode - daaaaaaaam. Kasandra Lee was giving you the assignment but you couldn't complete it...dam my bruh.

  • @beautiful1409
    @beautiful1409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No you didn't leave her at the store & call a uber 😂😂😂😂I'm doing that on my next date.

  • @deborahthemisses
    @deborahthemisses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ima Be Dried the FK up in 10 min😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Alicia Keys and Martin Lawrence looks- a -likes 👅😂

  • @isaiahthompson2065
    @isaiahthompson2065 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yaw funny as HELL ! LOL ! Man, you gotta have the hook-up ! I saw a lot of these FINE females on other skits . You gotta be well connected ! "You done called a doctor ?" LOL ! This gotta be your greatest - HITS ! Plus you got a Star Line-Up !

  • @deeschmoove8418
    @deeschmoove8418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He said, I'm gon call you ah Uber.😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣

  • @themadblackking4687
    @themadblackking4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A small salad with just lettuce 🥬 😂🤣