"Ang manyak, madre at ang tricycle driver." Isang araw, may isang lalaking manyak na sumakay sa tricycle. Hindi pa nakakalayo, pumara sa tricycle ang isang magandang madre at sumakay sa tabi ng manyak.... . Manyak: Sister, pwedeng pa-s*x? (Sabay himas sa dibdib ng madre.) Madre: bastos! Walang hiya! Walang modo! Para, mama! Bababa na ako! . Itinigil ng driver ang tricycle at inis na inis na bumaba ang magandang madre. Sinabihan ng tricycle driver ang manyak.... . Driver: Boss, kung gusto mong ma-s*x ang madreng ‘yan, pumunta ka mamayang hating gabi sa gilid ng simbahan, doon sa likod ng Ten Commandments. Palagi siyang nagdarasal doon. Ang gawin mo, magbihis pari ka! Magsuot ka ng maskara! Tapos, sabihin mo na "Utos lang ng nasa itaas" at sigurado, tutuwad agad ‘yan! Manyak: Sige! Sige! Ayos! Salamat sa tip! (Nakangising sambit ng manyak.) . Nagbihis pari at nagmaskara ang manyak. Hating gabi na, dumating ang madre at nagdasal sa gilid ng simbahan. Agad kumilos ang manyak.... . Manyak: Sister, s*x daw tayo! Utos ng nasa itaas! Madre: Talaga? Sige na nga! Pero sa pw*t lang ha? Para virgin pa rin ako at hindi pwede mabuntis. . Tumuwad ang madre at agad siyang tinira ng manyak. Mabilis na natapos si manyak at hinubad ang maskara sabay sabi.... . Manyak: Naisahan kita! Hahahaha! Ako ‘yong humimas sa'yo kanina sa tricycle! . Nagtanggal ng wig ang madre.... . Madre: Hahahaha! G*go! Ako ‘yong tricycle driver! Hahahaha
Hey Virutues.Gamings When your in the big head mode when the enemy is on rampage mode i think its called your going to use is knife,any kind of knife,its more effective than just A rifle or sniper or any kind of gun in CF btw i like your vidz 😄
[7/26/17] 100, 049 views!? OMG!! Thank so much you guys!!! LOVE U ALL!!!!
Cf b.i.p.
thank you also... you erased our boredom while waiting for another elzid's vid... you rakkk!!!
Virtues.Gamings racist saying n word ur pinoy u cant say that
pilipino ka ba
Virtues.Gamings it's okay bro it's funny u make me laugh at defusing you are the same like my idol (elzid) ur funny too bro
BTW I'm Filipino
2:25 oh yeah my favorite spiderman dance😂
Holy crap, it hitted me the strongest nostalgia ever
Still watching i love ur vids
-me 2019
im in 2020
im in 2020
I miss the old days
hey you posted it on my birthday!!! i'd never noticed dat!
Hala ka igat
@@ren97x lol
Good old days
Virtues dapat meron kang at least 18 million sub's kung lahat ng cf player magsysub deserve mo yun :D
Good old days😭😭
2017 isnt even that old
@@rexander1013 i meant days not years
Katawanan oy!!! Nice vid Virtues!
IDOL VIRTUES NAMISS KITA REWATCH KO LANG MGA VIDEOS MO
2:28 where did you get dat video can you tell me?
2:25 WTF?
Anways, ganda ng vids mo. Subbed you tho
Lmao yawa
i love the part that you say when zombie chase u they look like your crush is chasing you
Just a friendly reminder that elzid cant be replaced
nice ONE V.G I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
thanks dude! :D
Virtues.Gamings pwede galingngan mo ang pag sa snipe at sa pistol
Virtues.Gamings Paano ka nakakapatay ng walang scope at crosser
Lol.....I really like your funny videos in CrossFire haha...that makes me laugh
Youre the best you tuber i love youre vids
I leave a Like for that double kill with knife plus the song.😂😂😂
Na miss kona tong laro na to
Si virtues isang bubong palang hhahahahahahhahaha tapos character sas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
Im always second from big head mode😂😂😉
nice videooo :) dami kung tawa leshee xD
Hi odol your all videos napanood ko nalahat galing mo kac eh notice me pls.😎
Idol ko talaga to nice virtues
Keep making CF funny moments.. btw earn a new sub
Chasing crush zombie😳☺️😂
"Ang manyak, madre at ang tricycle driver."
Isang araw, may isang lalaking manyak na sumakay sa tricycle. Hindi pa nakakalayo, pumara sa tricycle ang isang magandang madre at sumakay sa tabi ng manyak....
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Manyak: Sister, pwedeng pa-s*x? (Sabay himas sa dibdib ng madre.)
Madre: bastos! Walang hiya! Walang modo! Para, mama! Bababa na ako!
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Itinigil ng driver ang tricycle at inis na inis na bumaba ang magandang madre.
Sinabihan ng tricycle driver ang manyak....
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Driver: Boss, kung gusto mong ma-s*x ang madreng ‘yan, pumunta ka mamayang hating gabi sa gilid ng simbahan, doon sa likod ng Ten Commandments. Palagi siyang nagdarasal doon. Ang gawin mo, magbihis pari ka! Magsuot ka ng maskara! Tapos, sabihin mo na "Utos lang ng nasa itaas" at sigurado, tutuwad agad ‘yan!
Manyak: Sige! Sige! Ayos! Salamat sa tip! (Nakangising sambit ng manyak.)
.
Nagbihis pari at nagmaskara ang manyak. Hating gabi na, dumating ang madre at nagdasal sa gilid ng simbahan. Agad kumilos ang manyak....
.
Manyak: Sister, s*x daw tayo! Utos ng nasa itaas!
Madre: Talaga? Sige na nga!
Pero sa pw*t lang ha? Para virgin pa rin ako at hindi pwede mabuntis.
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Tumuwad ang madre at agad siyang tinira ng manyak. Mabilis na natapos si manyak at hinubad ang maskara sabay sabi....
.
Manyak: Naisahan kita! Hahahaha! Ako ‘yong humimas sa'yo kanina sa tricycle!
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Nagtanggal ng wig ang madre....
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Madre: Hahahaha! G*go! Ako ‘yong tricycle driver!
Hahahaha
Hey virtues naglalaro din ako crossfire :) pero idol ko si elzid. At alam kong ikaw si elzid. :)
gusto ko talaga yung intro mo ang ganda eh nice
Hey Virutues.Gamings When your in the big head mode when the enemy is on rampage mode i think its called your going to use is knife,any kind of knife,its more effective than just A rifle or sniper or any kind of gun in CF btw i like your vidz 😄
that spiderman dance xDD
nice bro pareho na kayo ni elzid galing sobcribe kona this is so funny hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sadd.. Nc edit bro🤣
Subscribed na kita, Idol! Pin moto
Nice videos pre galing mo keep it up bro😀
abangers ka whahha
If you find yourself face to face with a Xeno and don't have 3 people backing you up, ur screwed
Sana magpost ulit nito si virtues
love your vids
Hahahahahaha nice vid im gonna subcrib
i all ways watching your vidio
haha malupit video mo brad hahaha
Pa Shout po!!!
Ang galing po it's so funny!
idol ko si LEYN 😁
2:17 Hahahah ThugLife
Ninja defuse just like a ninja
Crossfire beautifully 😍😍😍😍...
That was me! Mvp Dondon! Hahaha Rekt!
Fucking cheater
i love your videos
I love your video
GALING TALAGA NI IDOL
10:42 music please?
Haha sobra ako natuwa
Small head XDDDDDDD I love this mode😂😂😂😂
nice video hahah nakakatawa yung ninja def
Wow nice video yan ahh..
1:52 'TOTTALY' lmfao
oh what a nice video nc1
Bro? anong gamit mong pang edit and pang record?
Did you put your booger in the middle of the screen while using TRG?(no scope sniper)
thx for wastin our 2 mins in our life
thats so funny when they wiggle spiderman and iron man costume
HEY Virtues why won't you play zombie knight mode its pretty cool and kind of a hard sometimes
which is the name of the ninja song?
ninja gaiden theme song remix :)
Virtues.Gamings te ganaste un subscribtor ;)
whats the song on 2:25
Nostalgia trip gahaha
MVP dondon
very good 👍👍😂😂
anu gamit mo pang record ng video ?
Make part 4 dude And stay patience Xddddd
Whats the Name of the Music at the beginning?
Tobu life ncs
What is the Song at 2:22
What is the song? 2:23
NICE HAHAHAAHAH RELATE AKO
Because of you i had the confidednce to play cfph again thanks
when you ninja def at 2:28 dab for dat buddy
I waited
✋✋✋
4:46 song name pls ?
Awolnation-Run
Thankyou
HAHAHAHA Nice video I Like It I Will Subscribe You :)
10:26 what is song
namimiss ko na si kuya elzid dahil dito :(
what song 216
The end song is shelter porter robinson
galing manguha ng video Hahahahahahah
man you sach a abangerw
Huhugot ka pala rin hahahahaha
2019??
Whats the music at the ending?
to support you
hahahaahahah favorite ko talaga crossfire pero na hack huhuhuhuh
2:29 sound name pls
TWRK - BaDINGA!
Virtues.Gamings thank u pwede pa add??
ㅗㅕ
funny crossfire is funny :)
music 2:20??
Twrk badinga
what song 2:16?
RobloxAbdulJabar Plays ?!!
NAKA LARO KO NA TO SA SIDEWINDER KAHAPON SA MEXICO
gusto ko yung nag lalaro ka tas may lalabas na john cena dun tlga yung inaabangan ko
dude i play cf too so what server do you go?
I think charlie
Alexander Cruise are you sure i mean he use soo many acc
What The Name of That Beat 2:08
Why there's a red crosser in the middle of your screen when you hitting the enemy?
mymy caguioa Ring yon tanga