Pat Stares At Resident Evil 5! (Part 2)

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  • @DeadHelmet13
    @DeadHelmet13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Pat "why don't you have ammo Paige", Paige while shooting a pot " I don't know"

    • @Trent8086
      @Trent8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I imagine the scenario as a cartoon in my head: Pat asking her why she has no ammo as Paige is eagerly chucking the ammo by hand from her backpack at the enemy, at the floor, at the walls, etc. Like literally wasting ammo.

  • @jerri7417
    @jerri7417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    She runs out of ammo so quickly because she doesnt let go of the trigger when she's changing targets.
    She literally sprays everything everywhere and hope it hits.

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She started the session with a turret section that had unlimited ammo and apparently forgot that ammo was a thing for the rest of the night.

    • @Trent8086
      @Trent8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At least she doesn't quick turn and shoot a wall. Oh wait...quick turn.

    • @Stormfin
      @Stormfin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Part of the problem is that she's on the wrong side, too.
      You have to click right stick to switch the camera to the other shoulder.
      It took me almost ten years to realize that, and then RE5 instantly became better for me.

    • @thewraithwriter22
      @thewraithwriter22 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Stormfin You can switch the camera !?

    • @Stormfin
      @Stormfin ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thewraithwriter22
      Yeah dude, right stick for 360, R3 I think for PS3.

  • @TransMiqote
    @TransMiqote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Todd Howard's kids have a silver spoon in their mouths which occasionally glitches them into the floor"

  • @xananax21
    @xananax21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Every time I hear Paige say, "I'm sorry!" I just think, "Do not be sorry. Be better." Thanks for the best advice of my life Dad of War.

    • @Trent8086
      @Trent8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And in this situation I just think of Paige saying: "we're gods, we can do whatever we want."

    • @FishBoneD14
      @FishBoneD14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kratos must have learned that from the Hindu gods cause that’s Indian parent 101

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC ปีที่แล้ว

      "Sorry isn't much good to me if you're just going to do the same dumb shit again." - My actual Dad

  • @MH-bq2ym
    @MH-bq2ym 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Swimming is the flying of the ocean."
    -Patrick Boivrick, 2020.

  • @deeta000
    @deeta000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I hope someone animates a comatose Paige not shooting dogs while Pat is getting his groin savagely mauled by said dogs.

    • @Trent8086
      @Trent8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or a comic of her in the corner petting a zombie dog with her back turned as a pack of other doggos mauls Pat.

  • @AntiNihilist
    @AntiNihilist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The image of Wesker running back and forth between Jill and Chris, punching them in the groin repeatedly will forever be seared into my mind.
    CANNON

  • @RhysClark97
    @RhysClark97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Paige: whats happening, i dont know whats going on
    Also Paige: * skips the most important cutscene in the game *

    • @gaminggoddess85
      @gaminggoddess85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's the Yakuza Zero LP all over again except this time Matt has tits.

    • @tonlito22
      @tonlito22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gaminggoddess85 Oh I hate that that is a good explanation.

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love how she immediately knew it was her fault, too.

  • @sleepofgiants410
    @sleepofgiants410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    sometimes peach is so unrelatable it goes around completely and it's like I'm listening to my own thoughts

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She is a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a total lack of spatial awareness

    • @pwnorbepwned
      @pwnorbepwned 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right after I read this, she made the snowmen comment that confused Pat. She’s completely right! If French snowmen are de facto good-aligned, then why do they have to clarify every time that they’re good? Doesn’t it make more sense that the alignment of French snowmen is evil or questionable, and that’s why the classic American kind is “good”?

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I thought I was you" Part 2

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love Pat's disbelief at 1:42:11 when Paige asks where he is (he's three feet in front of her. On a fucking airboat. That she's currently driving).

  • @ChronoTriggerHappy
    @ChronoTriggerHappy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I hate hold button, do this" Paige, you literally have to hold left trigger on o fire your gun, you don't accidentally shoot anything

  • @battlestarnomore
    @battlestarnomore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Re4: LEEEONNN
    Re5: HOLD ON TIGHT!

  • @kovulion7777
    @kovulion7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:09:30 I love that elmo almost messed the redbull up with the mics, Pat is basically baby sitting 2 people while avoiding a one hit monster in this segment XD

  • @zerona
    @zerona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    iv never heard the word babe more times in my life as i have in this whole LP

  • @dougdynamo9398
    @dougdynamo9398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've never played this game.
    But watching them try to bait the monster into the purple trap caused every cell in my body to explode at once with anger. I loved it.

  • @Fullwolf346
    @Fullwolf346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I swear Paige has like...bipolar skill with this game. Sometimes she's doing better than I ever have and other times it's like someone gave the controller to Elmo.

    • @justasandwichiguess9364
      @justasandwichiguess9364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's unfair Elmo has yet to show us his gamer skills and lives for far less. Paige on the other hand does this for work and has lived far longer

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, Paige is learning the game and has anxiety when she messes up. I don't think she plays alot of survival horror games even though she says she does...

    • @riastradh
      @riastradh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We both know those are the same thing

    • @colinreid1509
      @colinreid1509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elmo is probably a gamer god compared to her

  • @danherondraws
    @danherondraws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:32:00
    I support the idea of super heroine Sheva fighting Bioweapons at night. She needs a better disguise, tho

  • @RhysClark97
    @RhysClark97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    40:55 pat has big cardboard cutout energy right here

  • @DynomitePunch
    @DynomitePunch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    paige makes a joke, then pat furthers the joke and paige doesn't get the context, this is the quality i come here to see

  • @Dunkster74
    @Dunkster74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that turret section made me writhe in literal, physical pain.

  • @demilung
    @demilung 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Las Plagas has that effect on people. When they gave it to Spanish people in RE4, they started dressing like warrior-monk inquisitors.

  • @ABakedDemon
    @ABakedDemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way the driver says "hold on tight!" Makes me laugh everytime for some reason

  • @kagato0987
    @kagato0987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is like watching a grandmother and her middle aged son play a game...

  • @VergiI_Sparda
    @VergiI_Sparda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i know im two years late but at 3:57:55 (actual time 57 seconds) Pat actually shoots Wesker first here, in the shoulder. you see the blood spray and hear the hit. i thought he was invincible this entire fight!!! insane!! im surprised he didn't notice lol

  • @JoeAconite
    @JoeAconite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:44:44
    Pat: Paige! Paige! Paige!
    Elmo: Paige!

  • @heathergunson8669
    @heathergunson8669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    omg I love your batman comment, as a batman fan i cracked up laughing so bad i had to pause the video.

  • @RhysClark97
    @RhysClark97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    patts greatest mistake: hey paige, you should drive

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Drive forward."
      "Where?!"
      "Forward!"
      "WHAT DOES THAT MEAAAANNN?!"

  • @alexkeitaro05
    @alexkeitaro05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'd genuinely love to see more "Make Paige shoot the big glowing weak spot" adventures. She tries so hard, it's endearing!

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:29 For god's sake, Pat, I was eating TUNA!

  • @ThePerrperr
    @ThePerrperr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    paige's automatic stand Blinded by the Light is making a strong showing tonight.

  • @LaBarata12
    @LaBarata12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She WAS shooting, she was just shooting randomly off into the air and couldn’t understand why the bad man didn’t fall down

  • @SinHurr
    @SinHurr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "It doesn't want." - Pat, 2020

    • @SinHurr
      @SinHurr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      okay maybe I've been watching too much Pat because I thought of A Perfect Circle like 20 seconds before he made the joke

    • @SinHurr
      @SinHurr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NO YOU FUCKS call it God HandS

    • @SinHurr
      @SinHurr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just think of all the boxes Paige could open with a rocket launcher tho!

  • @Scarnehu
    @Scarnehu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nice clean rip of paige saying "Why are you coming for me like this?"
    Use that as you will

  • @BossKowbel
    @BossKowbel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:41:20 Holy fuck, that whole sequence had me in stitches. Paige's blindness may be the highlight of LP for me.

  • @Acidicstudios
    @Acidicstudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The thumbnail for this one looks like Pat has morphed into some sort of robot couch-goblin

  • @stephensmith4598
    @stephensmith4598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The first game menu is at 55:23

  • @manpotion
    @manpotion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fuck marriage counseling, if you and your partner can make it through the turret vehicle section in this game, you've already proven your love is real.

  • @theqreem8587
    @theqreem8587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh man, this stream is such a fucking circus. I love it

  • @touchingisjustthefirststep
    @touchingisjustthefirststep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He isn't teleporting Pat, just moves really fast.
    He can't do that shit while in the air

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:02:20 Oh my god, paige was shooting a solid 2 feet to the right of the target.

  • @HazielBlack
    @HazielBlack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    some years ago... at the village part...
    young me: are we the baddies?

  • @stephenuchiha6430
    @stephenuchiha6430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    D-Did Paige manage to dodge a single one of wesker’s attacks in Lost in Nightmares?

    • @Nerevar5me
      @Nerevar5me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't think so and I can't decide if those were all hilarious or just painful to watch

  • @RhysClark97
    @RhysClark97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    patt, with a pistol, sniper rifle, rocket launcher,magnum, and the most broken melee weapon in a resident evil game..."i wish i had fancy ammunition"

  • @N00BSYBORG
    @N00BSYBORG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ska made Paige think fish were mammals? If this is what Ska produced then no wonder it died.

    • @nate-otero
      @nate-otero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      N00BSYBORG she also thought the fish where “reel big”

    • @theqreem8587
      @theqreem8587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nate-otero Boo!

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nate-otero *BOOOO!!!*

  • @cokeMONSTERps3
    @cokeMONSTERps3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is painful.

    • @Zangelin
      @Zangelin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Which part? the gameplay or Pat's cringy white guilt trip?

    • @TrixTrix228
      @TrixTrix228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zangelin I never really got that whole africa debacle even when I saw the trailers/teasers for it back then

    • @JimmyCougar
      @JimmyCougar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TrixTrix228 In essence, there's a culture in Western countries where (upper-class college) white people are made to feel bad on behalf of all black people for things like Slavery, Jim Crow, etc etc. Even though blacks legally have the same rights as Whites and enjoy certain society privileges that aren't afforded to the pale faces. It's gotten to the point where ANYTHING that inconveniences a black person today is a form of systemic oppression. So black people are constant victims and babies of things outside their control and white people need to mollycoddle them, because ego. And yes, this is incredibly racist and I suspect Pat and Peach are too because of how "offended" they are.

    • @DaFieFie
      @DaFieFie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TrixTrix228 Right, an actual explanation. It's not really a debacle, it's just a bit of an oof. RE4 had similar issues where you were a white dude shooting a bunch of poor minorities. It's not really that big a deal, but when you think about it out of context it sounds really fucked up. Especially since both Chris and Leon are Americans, so it's like, "Wealthy American comes to Africa and shoots a bunch of black people."
      I don't think anyone is really suggesting it needs changing, or that the designers were racist, it just comes off as a bit culturally tone deaf because there seems to be zero self awareness in it.
      Best modern example I can think of is Justin Trudeau's blackface shit. Was it racially motivated? Probably not. But it's still a huge oof.

    • @TrixTrix228
      @TrixTrix228 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DaFieFie Maybe it's because I'm not part of the west but even out of context I see no issue with it, I didn't even know there was some oofing for RE4 though not being active on the internet probably helped with not seeing that

  • @christopheye
    @christopheye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who actually makes el gigante studded arm bands? I want to know the back story.

  • @oldheadprisonofficer7024
    @oldheadprisonofficer7024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You all better play RE 6 lol

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      RE6 co-op SUCKS though.

    • @suwatsaksri7191
      @suwatsaksri7191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mongooseunleashed thats the point

    • @charlesgray6385
      @charlesgray6385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You be over in the corner hating life whilst I’m John Wicking through the air, doing sick dodge rolls and rad melee combos stylin’ all over the bioweapons. RE6 is a great action game.

    • @suwatsaksri7191
      @suwatsaksri7191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlesgray6385 mercenaries is genuinely fantastic since its not dragged down by a badly paced and overly scripted campaign

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charlesgray6385 Until your co-op partner has to protect you while you're stuck on a ledge or press avoid an instant death scenario....

  • @FishBoneD14
    @FishBoneD14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This part of the game literally is why I got a masters in Bioethics

  • @dougdynamo9398
    @dougdynamo9398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had to come to the comments because I was about to fucking kill myself after the 50th "I'm sorry."
    Enjoying this series. Can't wait for Part 3.

  • @theangriestpigeon4403
    @theangriestpigeon4403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I need to stop having Pat's streams on in the background while Paige is there.
    Cause my god their conversations goes places and I'm too enraptured, almost like I'm in a trance, and I can't get off the ride they're taking me on.

  • @RhysClark97
    @RhysClark97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:10:30 its actually a fucking travesty that this awesome evolution of the design of the el gigante has been reduced to a fucking turret section, LET US FIGHT HIM PROPERLY LIKE IN RE 4

  • @riastradh
    @riastradh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bats heard Bruce’s parents, then they saw them, then they *killed them*

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It us that is oink"

  • @joeysingingchannel
    @joeysingingchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man, everytime Paige goes up to a box I'm practically breaking out in hives. I literally screamed at my computer. What is wrong with me?

  • @TheProtoChimp
    @TheProtoChimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Can't I button and it happen"-Paige, 2020.

  • @OspreySoul
    @OspreySoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:54:52 "If you ever have to..." Spoilers, Pat is actually quite good at picking out good shiny rock in real life.

  • @Sitruk86
    @Sitruk86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:26:35 sometimes its hard to tell if Paige is a work or a shoot...

  • @milhvar394
    @milhvar394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:19:06 The entire time, complete silence greets Pat.

  • @lpenrike
    @lpenrike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i think playing with paige is worse than playing solo

    • @deeta000
      @deeta000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She’ll do fiiine. The turret section is stupid anyways lol.

    • @gaminggoddess85
      @gaminggoddess85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@deeta000 That doesn't explain or excuse the stroke she's having in the marsh section.

  • @jontrain8986
    @jontrain8986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gunman is the dopest hero name and the dopest dc hero that ever were

  • @charlesgray6385
    @charlesgray6385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I normally listen to these videos more like podcasts so I’ve been glancing over and underselling the comment section getting livid over Paige’s use of the mini-gun.
    Holy fuck she really is spraying and praying. She just holds down that trigger. Might as well just tape the bloody thing down. Get some clamps and clap them on the back. Paige you let go and fire in bursts dear god women you’ve been playing games for at least 15 years the hell do you not have any semblance of trigger control?!?!?

  • @ALEXisSPANISH
    @ALEXisSPANISH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've never seen a Paige stream. Do it really be like this?

    • @tusk1026
      @tusk1026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It took her 6 minutes to do the shadow puzzle from RE7

    • @crispyghoul
      @crispyghoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It do

    • @joeysingingchannel
      @joeysingingchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It depends on if the sun has gone down, she's had her ADD meds, and isn't hungry, or tired, or has a headache, or a fever and at least a dozen other things...
      But we cut the woman some slack. She survived a living death.

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brother, you have no idea.

  • @Ropeburnable
    @Ropeburnable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:41:30 Had me in fucking tears. I can not believe what I've just seen.

  • @somethinggold187
    @somethinggold187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is painful lol

  • @mistergrim01
    @mistergrim01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Menu switch at 55:20

  • @chai_wolf
    @chai_wolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    About the Fusion Dance, Goku and Vegeta are different hights but can fuse into Gogeta. So you and Woolie fusing wouldn't be a problem as long as you don't make a mistake and keep your power levels the same.

    • @charlesgray6385
      @charlesgray6385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The idea of Pat having control over anything is hilarious

    • @chai_wolf
      @chai_wolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True 🤣

  • @titanquest15
    @titanquest15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Page is all shades of incompetent at this game.

  • @gaminggoddess85
    @gaminggoddess85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pat talking about food hair reminded me of the time I read about a food stall owner in China making soy sauce by boiling down hair clippings from a barber shop and now I'm disgusted all over again. Thanks for that.

    • @charlesgray6385
      @charlesgray6385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks you’ve ruined everyone else’s life as well

    • @gaminggoddess85
      @gaminggoddess85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlesgray6385 Wait'll you hear about the food stall owner who was caught using sewage runoff to top off his soup bowls!
      If I ever go to China I am _never_ eating from a street vendor.

    • @charlesgray6385
      @charlesgray6385 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      gaminggoddess85
      I’m past the point of disgust and into self-preservation mode. Might actually need to look into this sort of practice because chances are I’ve just been amazingly lucky with street vendors good grief. That being said I used to frequent a kebab van that rather obviously and openly fabricated the health and safety certificate so I’m not surprised either.
      =.= also to an extent I’m not even mad that’s an impressive level of min-maxing. At a certain point you’ve just got to hand it to them if they’re getting away with it.

    • @gaminggoddess85
      @gaminggoddess85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlesgray6385 I'm pretty sure both of them got jail time after they were caught. I'm just wondering how nobody caught the sewage soup guy sooner. I guess it says a lot about the taste of his cooking if nobody noticed.

  • @FacetiousAF
    @FacetiousAF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just the once, having carried over my drunk from the valentine's day, i will comment the following:
    jesus goddamn christ i can only hope i find my own paige to my weirdo pat bullshit.

  • @TheKrawtch
    @TheKrawtch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that hummer section really sucks putrid ass.
    you can see why they saved it until the very last thing that happens in Revelations 1
    man that game ends badly

  • @danherondraws
    @danherondraws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So, dolphins, huh

  • @djinn247
    @djinn247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i cant find the dolphin fucking video

  • @Chris_Tootoo
    @Chris_Tootoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The El Gigante boss fight in this one and the prior ‘Super Action Explosion Car Chase’ is really dumb

    • @Zangelin
      @Zangelin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's kind of the worst part of the game easily.

    • @RedDragon1444
      @RedDragon1444 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zangelin Agreed

  • @SilverJakler
    @SilverJakler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:44:13 This dude speakin' facts.

  • @RhysClark97
    @RhysClark97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i would love to see eye tracker analytics for this LP just to see how many people spend their time fascinated by Paige playing the game lol

    • @XypherFTW
      @XypherFTW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats me dude, im watching her screen like 90% of the time

  • @Ialliac
    @Ialliac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A reading from The Book of Paige: Verse 3:08:55

  • @PushyPillow
    @PushyPillow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pat: No Paige, you cannot have the stun baton
    Paige: Oh okay
    Also Pat: This stun baton sure is great!

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, it would be wasted on Paige. Who doesn't melee stunned enemies and sprays bullets like water.

  • @wolfen9113
    @wolfen9113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Paige sounds so stressed out when playing games like these

  • @XypherFTW
    @XypherFTW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Color me surprised that Paige avoided all the alligators

  • @themumblingtacos
    @themumblingtacos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    why does Paige hate life?

  • @SJ-ss5bf
    @SJ-ss5bf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Adorable ginger couple are adorable.

  • @Trent8086
    @Trent8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So the bit about mammograms for women with "flat chests" is funny to me for a singular reason: I have known a handful of men who had to get mammograms. So it's not a pain unique to flat chested women. I don't know who said they do an ultrasound instead but that is wrong. A mammogram is a specific test and requires an x-ray (otherwise it isn't a mammogram). A doctor may, in a worst case scenario, use an ultrasound to guide a biopsy needle to get a sample of a suspected tumor because an ultrasound cannot tell if a tumor is cancerous (though they can easily distinguish a fluid filled cyst from a suspected tumor). Several of the men I knew who had them came out with severely bruised pecs from the procedure because they do still need to smash your breast into the clamp like machine to get the image...there is just no real way around it. Ideally they do it 2 ways as well...once with the breast horizontally pressed and again in a diagonal fashion.

  • @Hoenhime344
    @Hoenhime344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this was baba is you levels of stupidity :p lol love you peaches

  • @dracomundo1498
    @dracomundo1498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A perfect circle fuckin rules tho

  • @Supernova71288
    @Supernova71288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I gave The Office like 6 episodes and just stopped caring. People have actually told me "just get to season 4 and you'll love it"... fuck that. I'm not watching 3 seasons of something I couldn't care less about just to get to a potential upswing...

  • @bloodykun4443
    @bloodykun4443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Since it was also brought up in the LP on the SBF channel, I'm genuinely interested in if anyone can explain to me the difference between the stereotypes in 4, as compared to 5, and why one is apparently so disturbing and not the other.

    • @Fullwolf346
      @Fullwolf346 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Put simply, indigenous Africans have been treated like shit WAY more often than Spaniards ever have.

  • @arieo
    @arieo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are great. I don't even watch Pat's screen cause all the excitement is on Paige's side.

  • @BTM8109
    @BTM8109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Hello clearly African man with African accent. What's your name?"
    "Josh Stone"
    X Doubt

    • @gaminggoddess85
      @gaminggoddess85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maybe he's Christian?

    • @en4135
      @en4135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nobody tell this guy about Trevor Noah or the entirety of South Africa

    • @JimmyCougar
      @JimmyCougar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@en4135 Trevor Noah is a stage name.

    • @en4135
      @en4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JimmyCougar No it isn't, his mothers name is Patricia Noah and his fathers name is Robert Noah.

  • @viperblackk
    @viperblackk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Baby boy. Baby.

  • @SeanCrosser
    @SeanCrosser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Peaches may have little a weed, as a treat

    • @SeanCrosser
      @SeanCrosser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "huh? Whut? I was turned away"
      oh this is going to be FUN

  • @Hallowench
    @Hallowench 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Paige...are you okay?

  • @towni3vill3
    @towni3vill3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Move the mic away from your face while you eat... It's not hard...

  • @kurukblackflame
    @kurukblackflame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Although Paige makes mistakes, a lot of Pat's directions are very vague. He's also way fussier about ammo use than most people would be. My brother and I tried playing this game with one person using the machine gun instead of having a hand gun and ammo is a real problem for that player. Machine gun ammo is just not as common as hand gun ammo. Paige could use her melee attacks more, but trying to do the whole game without a hand gun is difficult.

  • @PredatoryQQmber
    @PredatoryQQmber 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:35 So, if Pat wasn't so chubby, he would be smooth and feminine ?!
    9:10 christmas-specials.fandom.com/wiki/Heat_Miser - that's Pat, alright…
    13:15 So sad that no one even asks about Faggins anymore, he should be Pat's Reggie.
    13:35&45:33 "The Scoop Doctor"… 14:23 Don't worry, there is the prostate exam… 16:20 Not "interspecies" enough…
    31:40 The Internet has killed E3… and that's fine.
    32:30 Yet Pat himself has said that about Star Trek: TNG. Also, some animes are weird or not-as-good at first half of the season, like JoJo and Steins;Gate.
    35:40 & 55:06 Mothers be aware… of oinking ? 39:37 Pat's contract with Capcom.
    1:08:45 Pat gets freaky :] 1:26:30 "We'll get a cool cut-scene"… 1:36:30 Shit-show begins !
    1:52:50 "I don't have any bullets" - she says while walking past ammo…
    2:45:42 Sure, skip the mention of Ada, she was from games games anyway !

  • @Drawersama
    @Drawersama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I really dont get why some consider shoting the infected people on this game BAD but is okey in R4. There might be other parts or subtext that makes it umconfortable but really just for the "who you are shoting" not matter much, only individuos with rascist mentality care for skin tone.

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think the fact that there's a section where there's straight up bone through the nose aboriginal stereotypical natives in this is why people really got upset.
      Like come on man, was that remotely necessary?

    • @arthurstraub2845
      @arthurstraub2845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'll just leave this here.
      m.th-cam.com/video/9tnD45ekJ6k/w-d-xo.html
      General advice for people, stop virtue signaling its pure ass cancer.
      When an actor in your game asks, why it is racist now. You should start getting over insecurities

    • @Drawersama
      @Drawersama 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thelaughingrouge This game is on the RE4 engine, they wanted to reuse the shield enemies tupe, but they could have done it better.

    • @Zangelin
      @Zangelin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beause Americans have strong white guilt over anything related to black people and africa.

    • @EvilRyuGuy
      @EvilRyuGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thelaughingrouge There are people living in a traditional tribal life style in Africa in present day, so it's not like there is no truth to the stereotype. Also, the files found in the game explain that the infection made them regress into a more primal state.

  • @sticklyman196
    @sticklyman196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is Pat serious about that vaccine thing? He didn’t seem to care when that exact same thing happened in RE4

    • @ryangallagher8194
      @ryangallagher8194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, the bad guys in a story pretending to do a good thing to commit even more evil is a pretty common way to handle things like this.

    • @gaminggoddess85
      @gaminggoddess85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He didn't care in RE4 because those were Spaniards and not Africans. His "I MUST feel bad for the blacks" mentality is overpowering his logic.

  • @russtyklingon1
    @russtyklingon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Paige needs to learn some new swears, I'm not even religious and I'm offended by the shocking amount of blasphemy that pours out of her gullet.

  • @BizmarktheGreat
    @BizmarktheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In Paige's defense this section is ass.

  • @TheOneAboveACoupleOfPeople
    @TheOneAboveACoupleOfPeople 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I came back to this great playthrough, and I remembered how shitty some of the people who follow Pat are and can be. It's not his fault, it is what it is.

  • @stevsux4442
    @stevsux4442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm like 90% sure that in the El Gigante fight had Pat been pushing the QTEs it also would have dodged the attacks so him making fun of Paige for missing it while hes also doing nothing is pretty funny

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah, they both had to hit it or it won't work.