Any time someone replies to you, I look at the comment and then I watch the start of the video over and over again... It's strangely addictive to watch...
*unbuckles belt* What are you gonna do be- *unbuckles a second* Oh.. I see... I'ma just leave now *starts beating you aggressively* I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR WHATEVER I DID
Ima be real honest with you chief. I got flashbacks from my childhood when you did that shit the first few seconds and I began to sweat in fear. Then you pulled out the second belt I was like wait what and I relaxed into unconsciousness
I think we all need a “Beat you unconscious” part four soon. We’ve all been bad and we need to be punished at least once a month. You know, a reminder to keep us in line. I’m really looking forward to being slapped with a papaya one day...I really hate papayas. God, it was so hard to write all that with a straight face XD HAHAHA
Dude, your editing skills are on point. Before you i hadn't seen this type of ASMR and now i love it. Appreciate the work and goofy creativity put into this.
That’s certainly what your comment says, and with all do respect I wasn’t disrespecting nothing your just choosing to take a friendly comment in a hostile manner...
Duuude whaaat?! I subbed to you when you had like less than 1k because I thought you were funny, but didn’t get recommended you in a while so stopped watching when you had around 10k. Your channel is just gonna keep growing, so keep up the good stuff! Edit: so I just got a notification for someone liking this and I wanted to put it in here that he just reached 73k. And yes, I kept up with his channel this time.
I have seen SOOO many ASMR videos. Incredibly weird ones too. But your "I beat u til ur unconscious" _series_ of videos are the absolute weirdest. (That's a compliment.)
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If anybody's wondering why it's so bright, it's because this ASMR is so effective, that you're actually getting a taste of the afterlife.
Exactly
So heaven or hell
Nvm it’s obviously heaven
The camera isn't alive at all. Maybe it is. Then I feel bad for it.
Ohh
No
Never stop making these absolute pieces of art for all to relate too. They're just too beautiful for the world to maintain.
the first one of his videos is my walpaper
Umaru chann♥️
0:02 0:11 why did I think he would piss or sh-t on screen
*i need a relationship as strong as that camera*
*FR*
oof
AGAHHAHAHA FR HOW IS THAT CAMERA NOT BREAKING
Im just imagining he has a room full of cameras and switches them out every scene because he robbed a bank and didnt know how to get rid of the money.
Impossible that camera is off the Mohs's hardness Scale. XD
*takes off belt*
Me: i think i made a mistake
*takes off other belt*
Me: nevermind this is perfect
sad lil editor your pfp
Yeah where's it from?
Same here
That pfp says everything
The Blue Salamander it looks like it’s from owari no seraph
I died when he took off two belts and started double whipping my face
Tyson ASMR *literally*
😂😂😂
*literally*
Figurtively or literally
Tyson ASMR so many things in this comment is just wrong pls say no homo
Asian parents when their kid gets a 99.9% on a test:
@Amaree Sutton or a bomb
@Amaree Sutton We're not talking about americans lol
@Amaree Sutton It was a joke sowwy
Well that's low-key right 😂
@@Gamer-Productions0 how bout a grenade launcher
*starts unbuckling belt*
WAIT WRONG VIDEO-
DEADASS SIS. TOO SENSUAL 😂😭😭😭
pulls out meat scepter
Mega Meme
u mean right video ;3
Any time someone replies to you, I look at the comment and then I watch the start of the video over and over again... It's strangely addictive to watch...
BEGONEEEEE EVIL SPIRIT
everybody gangsta till he pull out his other belt
New style.
Everybody gangster till jah starts pumping iron
Gurosama Bltch that's not a belt, its his snake 😏
Why do I always run into people with hentai profiles
@@kunikiwoo3835This man need to chill #yotnego #albertsstuff #Flamingo
does anyone wanna explain to me why im legitimately getting tingles
ASMR go Brrrr
You are crazy
You asked for it...
r/whooosh
This man is a god that's why
mirror touch synthesia i think
*Pulls out belt*
I ain't scared, do your worst you fu-
*Pulls out 2nd belt*
I would like to apologize.
Ha! Like that NPC from GTA 5 when Franklin Pulled out his Pistol 😂
@@Chados. Fuck yeaah someone got the reference !
Lol brings back memories
Ami 10/10
Ah but your gta online character is SOULESS
Actual footage of the lamp from pixar decimating the "i"
autumnskylarsings omg 😂😂
Hehe, 69th like.
SLJSKSKD
Bruh underrated as sh*t
Which is why College Humor made a parody
can we talk about the transitions..
belt
no
*Looks like you missed your Spanish lesson today.*
Duolingo Owl:
A duolingo meme in 2019? Interesting
Hop hol up. The duo lingo owl meme was in 2018? Wohhhhh
*SPANISH OR VANISH*
@@Meownopoly *Spain or pain*
French or Wrench
Brings me childhood memories 😍
Same 💕
Can I call the police
same 😊
Serious?
same omg 😌
0:27 Is the camera blurry because of the tears in my eyes?
yes, that and the nerve damage
Not even joking, can you do a 20 minute version
😂....no;-;
@@justanothercorpse780 😆
@@justanothercorpse780 aw you just tired that all. :)
*_ASMR: Killing You So You Don't Have To Worry About Insomnia._*
@@Mr.Alright that's legend
*takes off belt to reveal YET another belt* only a true alpha male wears two belts, i respect that
I wear 3 lmao
@@user-slayer the supreme alpha
Look up squall leonhart
@@yaxlndxiii1290 omg squall 😂
April- Aries2000 EXTREMELY EPIC ALPHA
You : Give me your money
Me : What money -
hahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
GIMME YOUR FUCKING MONEY (throws doll to the wall)
*D A D S I M U L A T O R*
When dad comes home after 15 years
"Oh my god dad you finally got the milk!"
-beating you unconcious part 3-
my father doesn't hit me because he left me 8 years ago 😎
My dad doesn't hit me because he never existed😎
But for me this is *MOM SIMULATOR*
K
Can't relate since I've *never seen him*
Beating you till you're unconscious 3: Trilogy
I go to the same location everyday in the hopes that I’ll be beaten up by you.
It worked again.
Dad please no,not again
AAAAAAAAA
0:16 which one of you taught him how to duel wield
I did, I'm sorry
@@popularsensai why
@@fluffybunny3d227 look,he was really fascinated by Akimbo reloads, so I taught him to dual wield anything and everything
I helped for no reason.
Dude switches weapons faster than a video game character
ok
@@SkiHigh boomer
@@justsomeguy330 ok boomer
@@SkiHigh OK BOOmeR
@@justsomeguy330 bOoMeR Ko
*Starts unbuckling belt*
Did I click on the right video-
So it wasn’t just me who thought that 😂😂
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that
I thought that too
......
Yes
No homo**
*takes off belt*
me : humm... this is getting awkward i think this is the wrong vide-
*takes off other belt*
me : ok this is what i wanted
Man how many cameras have you broken
How many breads have you eaten in your life.
I'm pretty sure he's using like an old ass iPhone
A lot - sir 21st the savage
there's those phone cases that protect the camera, with like an extra plastic layer
Agent Virgin Grandmaster Maine i eat more than 5 hundred baguette in my 16 years of life
1:21
Subtitle: *Applause*
Deaf people: *cheering*
This is why we need a better bot to automate captions
POV: You've told a redditor that big chungus isn't funny
XDddddd
what if
*pulls out the damn meat scepter*
gayyyyy
@@authenticpug meat alertttt
*takes off skin*
UwU
*_pulls out meat scepter_*
*this is what i'm gonna get today for skipping school*
Rip u
We'd all like to take a moment to remember our fallen soldier
[Content Deleted] the point is they’re not allowed
Imagine him explaining to someone why his phone is so broken
0:36 bob ross beating the devil out of you
Lmfaooo ☠️☠️☠️☠️
MyNameNicku POV: you’re the canvas
NO 💀😭
No I believe that is Gordon Ramsay my friend.
happy. little. trees. >:(
the fork and the knife part actually gave me tingles lmao
Every part for me gave me tingles in the head
psychørsted same
Same lmaooo
As someone who was born into a hispanic family, the belts brought back some traumatic memories
The chancla part tho, that one do the trick
In Romania is at an another level ...
Filipino is where it's at
Asians as well
*Pulls out belt*
Father?
*Pulls out second belt*
D-daddy??
Hol up
dO I lOoK LiKe A DaDDy?
Same but opposite
Sumimasen nani dafuq
DO I LOOK LIKE YA DADDY
yo this new mortal kombat looks crazy
So ahead of his time
Don’t be shy, BEAT SOME MORE!!!
Nou, foc u
*Takes off Belt*
"is that you dad?"
*Takes off other belt*
"Oh,its my step father"
Step-daddy what are you doing here?.... ;))))
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'M DYING BC OF THIS XD
@@lokibunbun1341 why-
@@hinata--shoyo3678 i honestly dont know myself but something in my head told me to do it so i did... 0-0
@@lokibunbun1341 oh
ew
Ah yes, my kink
Lol thats your kink
Same tbh
Mmmm
I just love getting beaten to death.
Diddly ASMR hey you spelled king wrong lol
Dafak
him; *starts taking off his belt*
_law in order theme plays_
_Judge Judy intro starts_
*unbuckles belt*
What are you gonna do be-
*unbuckles a second*
Oh.. I see... I'ma just leave now
*starts beating you aggressively*
I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR WHATEVER I DID
it should have been:
I would like to apologize for whatever *you* did
😂
You clicked on this video.
Big mistake
The comment section is golden 😂😂😂😂
Nobody:
Me:
*The joke is I'm dead*
Shaggy will never die. If he dies, the universe will collapse. Everyone will die and it will cause havoc on major cities and populations.
why is no one talking about the hat that appeared on his head at 0:37
WarriorZaya 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHA
WarriorZaya it means the beating is working. Your seeing things
Because we’re all wondering how he turned into an infidel at 0:41
3 hats
*reminds me of my childhood* 🥰
Madison H same😍😍
oh
@@nutroll1622 your pfp matches your comment
Same
It’s at 420 no one like this.
Takes off both belts: Pfft whatever.
Takes off chancla: *sweating intensifies*
*Takes off belt*
Yes.
*Takes off second belt*
Y E S .
*Screams in argentinian*
*In Lionel Messi.
My friend never taught me to scream in Argentinean, should I leave him for a better friend?
FireRam YT get some better friends
@@wtfamidoinwithmylife529 Sounds about right
@@mr.wasgehtsiedasan2140 scream in macri.
That entrance.. I felt like I was in heaven being beaten by Jesus for sinning.
😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Blasmpehy
**Tingles** **wow** **thanks for making this dude** **it's actually relaxing omg **
Ima be real honest with you chief. I got flashbacks from my childhood when you did that shit the first few seconds and I began to sweat in fear. Then you pulled out the second belt I was like wait what and I relaxed into unconsciousness
What the heck did you go through-
HOT.
Idk what compelled you to admit that to the internet mass but ok
@caroline heck
Its actually really good writing
Same!!! It's a pretty common form of discipline here in Asia
*Starts unbucking belt*
Law and Order
Special victims unit
this reminds me of my friends, such good memories. thank you
Excuse me what kind of mad lad wears 2 belts
A Insane lad
Only the most alpha
--controversy--
Jotaro Kujo
My bf lol
*Ohoho, you're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming closer?*
Wow i caught you early
Bro you just commented on that Narmak video
Did not expect to see you here
Jojas Bizarre Adventure
I don't know if anybody has told you before, but you're everywhere dude
How come parody ASMR videos like this are the ones that give me the most tingles?
Ok but on a real note can we get a “preparing to eat u because im a cannibal” ASMR because those fork & knife sounds were good 0:54 😳😳😌✌🏻
xAmejisuto WTFJDJDDJDFBDFHHDFSDJFS
Dead 💀😂 but fr tho that would be good 😂
xAmejisuto you’ll like Victoria Sponge ASMR’s “eating your face” videos and Lena Beana’s “eating you up” video (probably)
You weird as ngl
@@ichinjii bruh send a link to one of those videos
please make a boyfriend roleplay
Jose Garcia OMG OMG OMG YEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Y'all niggas forgot "No homo"
@@TitaniumAnarchy Lmfao
im pretty sure this is as close as we’re gunna get to a boyfriend roleplay.
you mean to tell me that this isn’t already a boyfriend roleplay???
Can we appreciate how glorious are the transitions
I think we all need a “Beat you unconscious” part four soon. We’ve all been bad and we need to be punished at least once a month. You know, a reminder to keep us in line. I’m really looking forward to being slapped with a papaya one day...I really hate papayas.
God, it was so hard to write all that with a straight face XD HAHAHA
Why did I read the last line as “I was so hard while writing this”
@@bu3asalli what is going through your mind bro
Aaand... part 4 got demonitized
@@bu3asalli I CANT IM CRYING
@@bu3asalli HHDUEKW
Maybe that's what they meant--who knows
* *unbuckles belt* *
me: *UmM eXCusEs!¡¿*
Rest in peace camera
U lived a good life
I had a dream you were my boyfriend and our dates were pretty much these videos
thats........ yeah
Seek therapy
Sooooo...
Did you enjoy it?
You need some help
*You good fam-?*
Me: **doesn’t want to click on the video because it will mess up my recommendation section**
Also Me: *_*clicks on video*_*
• I Like Corn • mess up? improve!
saamee
and then click like
That beginning has DEFINITELY awaken something in me
I don't think you are physically capable of making a 5 minute part.
*When we all fall asleep, where do we go?*
His dungeon.
Come in, say it spit it out😂
*I wanna end me, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna end me*
_staple your tongue_
i just watched the new “into billie’s mind” thing before this lol
Everyone gangsta until he pulls out the second belt
I can feel tingles on my forehead???
I feel it on my stomach...
Oh w8...
I felt on my ears lol
Is that what you call bruises...
Aqi_momo you know what that means.....
@@Xanderrleee
Knew someone was gonna say it
My poor hospital bill
All Might?? What are u doing here?
Dude, your editing skills are on point. Before you i hadn't seen this type of ASMR and now i love it. Appreciate the work and goofy creativity put into this.
*starts unbuckling belt*
Wtf wait what i thought...
*starts hitting the screen*
Oh.. I thought uhhhhh
"Don't call the police ok bye."
**Takes off two belts**
*Ultra Instinct Mom wants to know your location...*
ultra what?
@@lybmae
Howieazy reference
Better love story than Twilight.
Kinkier than 50 Shades.
I need the book.
10/10 belts, great trilogy.
Once again the superior ASMR goddess has risen.... no one does it better than u
Goddess = female deity
God = Male deity
...
@@CyroFailyuh i said goddesson purpose, stop disrespecting my queen
@@faunaalolia5620 Freaking weirdo.
That’s certainly what your comment says, and with all do respect I wasn’t disrespecting nothing your just choosing to take a friendly comment in a hostile manner...
AnastasiaLUVSU oath, couldn’t of said it any better. 👍
0:51 let's talk about on how this felt like a real asmr (well at least for me)
he protec
he definately attac
but most importantly
*ᴴᴱ ᴹᴬᴷᴱ ᴹᴱ ᶠᴱᴱᴸ ᴸᴵᴷᴱ ᴵ ᴮᴿᴼᴷᴱ ᴹᵞ ᴮᴬᶜᴷ*
He protec
He attac
And he just broke ma nec and bac
imagine how crazy he looks rn
just his mom coming in and immediately goes back out
these vids actually help me sleep
When he started to take off his belt I thought he was gonna take off his pants to 😥
Nah, he took off another belt
XDDDD
Made me uncomfortable af 😂
Kinky
7w7
I watched this video 1 month ago and I just woke up
*FROM COMA*
It takes me an hour to sleep I need an hour version I’ve replayed it 30 times.
thanks man i haven't slept well since i moved out from my dad's place and this really hit the spot
-Well, which is your work?
-Oh, I hit cameras and they pay me
Gap_Otaku ЮЖБ
“Who’s they?”
“ *THEY* “
Cameras pay you?
Damn those are some hi-tech cameras.
"uhm, jojas, why are you beating the nokia phone?"
"nothing mom go away"
_oh crap it's the belt_
Girl:so what do you want to do
Jojas: 0:03
🅱️RUH
We can make thousands of memes becoz of this precious guy now
0:01
“You’re time is up pin-head!”
Who you calling Pinhead?
Im dirty dan
@@b4ne56 no *I'm* dirty dan
@@samirpernell2136 no *_I'm_* dirty dan
Aaah a great family bonding just like what Dad used to do 😊
For real tho 😭
Please do more of these. I am HONESTLY feeling relaxed when I watch this.
this is what a roach sees when you hit it
Roach simulator
Duuude whaaat?! I subbed to you when you had like less than 1k because I thought you were funny, but didn’t get recommended you in a while so stopped watching when you had around 10k. Your channel is just gonna keep growing, so keep up the good stuff! Edit: so I just got a notification for someone liking this and I wanted to put it in here that he just reached 73k. And yes, I kept up with his channel this time.
this mans really took out a fork and knife and cut me up for dinner 😭
*You must be using a nokia phone to record your videos*
The comment section 😂.I laughed myself to sleep😂
0:36 my life flash before my eyes.
I have seen SOOO many ASMR videos. Incredibly weird ones too. But your "I beat u til ur unconscious" _series_ of videos are the absolute weirdest. (That's a compliment.)
Finally, the sequel we've all been waiting for
This vid makes me nostalgic, ahhh ☺️ home sweet home
Lol
I want this to become a storyline of something don’t know what but I want it to spiral into insanity
If its based off this video, the that sounds like a pretty kinky storyline to me