iitscharliehere I just want to know why people get so offended when we corrected them, sure we’re not in school but we’re just correcting you with one word that you spelled wrong, I know how it feels when someone corrected me but it doesn’t matter anyways lol What matters is we’re all humans with brains right...?
Since watching this, my love life has not only improved but i am now married and an legal US citizen. Ive lost 15lbs and my acne has cleared. Thank you so much Jojas for this incredible service. ❤
It is suitable as a lullaby and ear relaxation. After I listened to this using a headset on full volume for a day, my ears are deaf and now I am insomniac. Thank you! ❤️
It was a user by the name of "Eva" I searched the comment section for this comment and it was "This is such a wave of nostalgia for me, thank you for reminding me of my childhood :) "
@@DeathnoteBB but why do you need bacteria on your hands and things in your house? I thought that the anti-bacterial spray only kills 99% because it's not strong enough to kill 100% 😂
Finally, some ASMR that doesn’t make me cringe. This was very helpful. I have mild brain damage now, but this definitely made it easier to sleep. Thank you.
The worst part is that he filled his viewers with a false sense of hope at the end, "patching" up the beaten camera with scotch tape. Bet you didn't realize he put it over the camera's mouth...
![Put the Demon King to sleep... An ASMR adventure... 👿💤 [RPG/ASMR]](/img/n.gif)
This dude looks legitimately passionate about what he's doing. Respect.
😂
ooooswain LMAO💀😂😭
Bluetooth me your autograph please.
shahin malekizadeh lmao
@@rubymargetts9838 with all due respect
wow this is so soothing, i fall asleep like a baby everytime
@@charlieestevenn hehe
iitscharliehere I just want to know why people get so offended when we corrected them, sure we’re not in school but we’re just correcting you with one word that you spelled wrong, I know how it feels when someone corrected me but it doesn’t matter anyways lol
What matters is we’re all humans with brains right...?
iitscharliehere well...at least we’re not in school anymore, cuz I get stressed sometimes too...
Me too i also have a broken nose and a black eye
I smell so bad
Imagine a curious person trying ASMR the first time and choosing this video
At least he didn't wacthed Ephemeral Rift first, now that channel is some next level shit
I was this person 😂😂😂😭
Haha yeah bro
My first ASMR video was a Bank Robbery ASMR. Shit was not what I expected but I loved it. Regular ASMR creeps me the fuck out 😂
This is honestly the first time I watch ASMR
Since watching this, my love life has not only improved but i am now married and an legal US citizen. Ive lost 15lbs and my acne has cleared. Thank you so much Jojas for this incredible service. ❤
if he gave a fuck, you wouldnt be 40 comment below the top one
@@exkeypsycho2053 Ur cringe af
@@exkeypsycho2053 your replies make me ashamed to be apart of the fortnite community, can’t believe people can be that rude..
@@P0rt4L. nah bruh, I forgot to change my prof pick, ion play that game, dont worry :)
@@exkeypsycho2053 do you still not play that game ? 💀
1:00 so this is what betrayal feels like
Gaming Melon
Yea he went from helping us up to summoning Star Platinum
Mercy be like:
Gaming Melon 😅
Top 10 anime betrayals.
The Rational Saiyan Jesus Christ I found JoJo references in my ASMR 😂
can we appreciate those seamless transitions everytime he beats us up tho like well done man
That was the one thing that took me by surprise.
We always have to take a moment to appreciate how well we are beaten. UwU
@@your_local_fander3702 wouldnt be the first time heh heh...
Heir of Sugar oh.
*OH-*
@@jelofishh ohhh thats hilarious and offensive because of my mothers childhood 😳
me: **sleeping**
my cat 5:30am on my face: 0:23
PFFFT IM DEAD I CAN'T-
AHAHA OMG IM DIEING!!!! PLEASE HELP!! CALL SOMEONE (preferably Taco Bell cause i want that before I’m gone for good) THANKS AHhHH
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAAH#funny #westan #wendys
HOW AM I DYING FROM THIS IS IT BECAUSE IT'S SO TRUE
fr but 4 am
Kid: **starts crying because mom won't buy him candy at the store**
Mom: We already have candy at home.
Candy at home: 2:13
Wait there's no way this is universal, right?😭
LOL XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
not everyone is hated by society
You got the whole squad laughing
@@Formula1clipsandskits I mean I did tho so ill take that as a compliment
Me: *thinks of that one awkward memory *
My conscience:
It’s not as funny as it is sad, same here …half Lol 🙁/🙂
Lol I understand how that feels
That hits home. Ow.
Spot on
Conscience*
The fact that this was in my recommended makes it way more interesting
Same and it’s 3 am
Yes
Same lol
Same
Same 😂
Kylo Ren doing some side quest for the galaxy
He’s gaining xp
He Rly lools like kylo ren tho
HAHAHAH WTF
Your comment just made my day 🥰🥰
Yeah because he cant beat level max anakin
This man’s generosity to patch us up with some tape so we don’t bleed out from that WWE takedown we just endured is great. Thank you.
this is the first asmr I ever completed all the way through without skipping and I'm crackin up "gonna patch u up now so u don't die"
😂
This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life
I swear bro lol
The bit at 1:00 destroyed me
Yeah, i was dying for 30 minutes
Car alarm sound
Tom Hudnall omg I can’t breathe hahahaha
1:01 top 10 saddest anime betrayals
Muda muda muda muda muda!!!
WRYYYYYYYYY
Nani?
*ZA WARUDO*
lol
Заснула с первых секунд! Спасибо за такое чудесное асмр. Прям как мама в детстве укладывала🥰
*The perfect ASMR video doesn't exi-*
why are you verified lmao
how is this guy even verified?
well-
thanks for stealing my comment guys
mitzu shitzu LMAO
Maybe in another universe?...
The reason why there's so many cuts is because he keeps breaking cameras and needs to replace them.
😭 lmaoooo 💀💀
This man beat me with cauliflower, onion, stool, harmonica, and a banana. Creative.
Respect.
😭🤣
and a cat
And his head
Also with a c a t
And a chair
I hope this kind of ASMR never ceases to exist-
Searches how to help you sleep.
*Google* : exercise, asmr, music...
*Bing* :
at this time of the post it was bing that showed me this video
I’m not complaining :)
Right‼️ bing be on that weird shit 😭✋🏼
god i hate bing. i searched up "where to watch boku no pico free" and they didnt show shit
This made me laugh so harddddd
i like how all the cuts are seamless so it looks like you're just fading in and out of consciousness
Poggies
@@FirePuncher183 ?
@@Rowy_ poggies
@@Rowy_ poggies
@@Rowy_ poggies
*This made me feel an emotion that doesn’t exist*
😭😭😭😭😭😂😂
Im dying
And yet, you made a comment that has already been posted 10,000+ times 😉
@@mariox7918 someone who understands
Arousal is a very real emotional that exists
This gave me tingles and PTSD of when my mom would hit me with her beer bottles because I woke her up from her mid-day naps
😢
Sorry that happened!
that's why you're a femboy now 😥
😢💔💝
Oh😃😭
plot twist: this is an ad for how durable the camera is
Holy shit
wITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE
*Shot on iPhone.*
My thoughts exactly
Plot Twist: every scene is with a different camera, because he is breacking one with every scene
him: *furiously beats camera up with everything he could possibly think of*
auto-generated subtitles: *[Music]*
This is some of the best music I’ve ever heard
Gay
0erroblack0 :{ cool
Elemender best genre
XD
POV: we are a nasty roach and he’s making sure we’re truly dead
Roaches are superior to the human race
he punches the cockroach
Bro my cousin is a roach.
Angel Dust
Your cousin has to die
Angel Dust kill it
Ok but why is this actually relaxing tho
Don’t worry school isn’t that bad.
*My anxiety on the first day:*
Fr
Oh bruh same, social anxiety sucks
Feel you bro
ew why do people like this? ;-;
@@sophia-tn4co why wouldn't people like this?
i hate how no ones talking about the transitions.
My favorite is when he is about to sit on the camera but then the cat shows up
@@donowun true
@Arktii 難 because they’re good ???
Then talk about it,don’t fucking accuse everyone just because you couldn’t find anyone to relate to.
@@tingledinkle Yo don't take it too seriously
what the "i" in pixar sees when the lamp decimates it
so the i's i is on the top
Underated comment
Melly Law copied
Brilliant 😂
@@kirakirayume Just laugh you dumbass 💀
Damn, now I feel bad for all the insects I’ve murked. Never again.
I'm feeling i'm a cockroach 🪳
i know some of y’all are only watching this for “shits and giggles,” but i’m really gonna watch this when it’s time for bed.
Same, but I'm gonna get really scared when I wake up hearing his whispers at like 2 am in my dark room
『 Abby - Chan 』 felt that.
@@heydinaaa8800 ayyyy
How'd it go?
Bold of you to assume I don't watch it unironiclly
This was a very effective ASMR. I woke up soundly from my three week coma.
Lol
Lmao
Same best sleep I’ve ever gotten 😎
That turned dark quickly
Why did this give me Tingles? Should I seek counseling?!
Maybe for the sounds
Yes you really should
Please do
Personal attention.
lmfao
It is suitable as a lullaby and ear relaxation. After I listened to this using a headset on full volume for a day, my ears are deaf and now I am insomniac. Thank you! ❤️
This video and all it's comments radiate absolute insanity and I'm living for it
Why? Something trends, some people find it ridiculous and make parodies, that's literally how it goes for everything.
Toruno ugh please stop explaining the joke and just enjoy it
@@incognito9327 Sure looking back it was a pointless comment.
This isn’t your average every day asmr, this is advanced asmr
Spongebob?
@@skeeterpeter5337 yup
Aha?
😂😂😂😂
R.I.P. to whatever he used to Record this
Messiah Gray a camera...
Messiah Gray the first guy’s name matches up perfectly with your reply and it’s hilarious
Nugg Boy it’s almost as if that was the point in his name
Dudgy I know right, weird
😂😂😂
watched this as a joke first and now it’s my favorite type of asmr
2:14 ok but I felt that more then anything
Same
Me too
how my mom wakes me up when im late for school
holy shit man i hope youre joking
same
David Stark he obviously is...
*Right?*
David Stark he’s not, i would know I’m his mom
and how you still alive?
literally the only asmr video I have ever watched all the way through
While awake
I don't get why people are so cringy about this stuff. It doesn't work for you, don't listen to it. Everything that trends is made not for everyone.
same
this, unironically helped me fall asleep, like fr it's more useful than a sleeping pill
Never thought I’d see the day I’d get beat with an onion
Did u realize that he recorded with the Huawei p30 😱
not the banana though, check that on the bucket list.
Don't forget cat's little toe bean
What's the similarity between ogres and layers? They both have onions.
Or another person’s head🤷🏻♂️
Tonight, we go inside the CIA’s secret torture rooms.
😂😂😂
This needs more likes.
Lol
😂
Stay right there.
I think i remembered someone commenting “This reminds me of my childhood”.
LMFAOO NOOOO
It was a user by the name of "Eva" I searched the comment section for this comment and it was "This is such a wave of nostalgia for me, thank you for reminding me of my childhood :)
"
Oh someone knows eupho- Uh.. nevermind...
If I ever get bullied, I fight back! Who cares if my parents don’t believe me, I’ll be the real victim, bullies should go to hell.
Thats so wrong
0:23
Cat: wtf am I supposed to do here?
_Update_
The camera is on the ER right now, bruises everywhere, he said that he's being abused.
Aww, oh no.. I'm sending flowers to him
"Sir! We need to know the depths of your mental injuries-"
"he beat me with a hermonica and cat-"
I want to send donations! How can I do that? I already donated a like!
knees weak arms are heavy there’s vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti
@@katiemiller6594 by moms spaghetti you mean red food colouring
POV: you're that 1% of the bacteria he is trying to kill
.1
Best comment 😂😂😂
POV: you are a spider
The 1% is the helpful bacteria tho... not all bacteria is harmful, you need some of it to live
@@DeathnoteBB but why do you need bacteria on your hands and things in your house? I thought that the anti-bacterial spray only kills 99% because it's not strong enough to kill 100% 😂
This really helps me sleep, reminds me of my childhood
RonuPlays aw
Um.... I hope that's a joke
@@robin929 R/whooosh r/iknowthisisntreddit
Aww 😢
Yeet we have same childhood
спасибо брайн, что показал мне такой чудесный асмр. я теперь спать просто без него не могу
Ухахах я тоже от Макса, мото мото понравилось? 😂
ещë как, я получил ИСТИННОЕ НАСЛАЖДЕНИЕ. всë было просто шикарно
Friend: "What calms you before bed?"
Me: *"It's complicated"*
From When I'm Reading This: I was just about to Like your comment, but the likes are at 69. I can't ruin that.
@@blazingblackness4442 someone else ruined it .. you can like the comment now 🚶♀️
69 is unfunny
YOUR STEVEN UNIVERSE PICTURE GOES WITH IT LOL! xD
cumplicated
"When reality hits you"
Reality:
You deserve more comments
Wowwww that's a lot amount of like i ever had. Am i a celebrity now?
0:58
This is it. This is the comment
This joke is so bad why did I laugh
Why this lowkey relaxing
this man deadass beat a camera for three minutes straight
If it's your first time watching him you should subscribe mate.
rip his camera lol
800 likes noicce
Camera must be durable as fuck
More than 3 minutes actually
Finally, some ASMR that doesn’t make me cringe. This was very helpful. I have mild brain damage now, but this definitely made it easier to sleep. Thank you.
Keep watching and it'll be *SUPER EFFECTIVE* :D
Hey pyrrha glad to see youre doing well. Oh wait...
*ⱧɆⱠⱠØ ₳₲₳ł₦*
Negative Assassin Screaming Phyrrah would be proud
Good night, sweet prince...
1:00 B E T R A Y A L
Lmao
Why is this not too comment
HAHAHAHA
OMFG😭😭😭😭😭🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚
Top 10 Anime Betrayals. Oh wait, someone is guaranteed to have already commented this joke before me, without a doubt, but oh well.
Truly a work of art
I want to be as emotionally strong as this camera
the fact this is appearing on everyone’s recommended now says something bout 2020
Lmfao
I had this in recommendations like a year ago. I keep coming back because I can’t ignore this art.
Yt has been recommending me this for like months i think
i searched it
yea
0:58 top ten anime betrayals
Yez
I was literally just about to comment that. The next comment I read was this one. Well played
Hey man what do heck why did you delete your Minecraft I liked it
@@NK-et6rx I didn't like it. What was good about it?
@@inflatablemattress2 the Ligma
Works like I charm, I heard this when it was first uploaded and just woke up
Only 23 seconds to the video 0:23 I already went unconscious, really went hard with the cat. Keep the great ASMR videos Jojas!
get out of my comment sections versaucey
Versaucey who are you? And how do you always manage to get the top comments, and why do I always think you’re very famous?
Versaucey where do you keep coming from
@@JinsKookieJams dude you're the one who commented on a comment 4 times in a row
@Jin Mr. Worldwide Handsome you get out of my comment section too
Surprisingly relaxing
Vex agreed
Are you okay then? 😂
Howda?
I'm cracking up, it's impossible for me to relax.
0:45 Imagine his parents walking in and seeing him do this to his phone
XDDDD CANT STOP LAUGHING
0:24
0:50
Yeah his phone is nokia
"Nathan GET OFF YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW"
I really like this one, I fall asleep really quickly. Reminds me of the good old times.
I was trying to sleep but burst out laughing
Your comment is so underrated my dude
Same here i can't help it...
Same here 🤣
This was my childhood thank you for bringing me my nostalgic memories
So dark man
SIS WENSNSNAKSK
I miss my abusive step father.
Same here
Same
The mailman with your package be like:
The people at the airport handling the luggage be like
I laughed so loud
i wanted to test her anger level (999 to 1k lol)
@@spacecadet_01 Bro facts that shit be scary when she starts yelling at you too
Yay! This is my favorite style with truly aggressive sounds. Subscribed! Thank you🙏☺️💗
*I'm being beaten by a very aggressive Flynn Rider*
Oml 💀
😂😂
😭💀
Oml 💀
FL YYNN RIDER BABBSVSHHD THI JUST FUCKIGNF SENT ME
Don't let this distract you from the fact that a helpless camera had to be beaten ruthlessly to make this video.
I was thinking that the entire time like... Is his camera okay??😂
That camera is probably his kid holding it or the camera is his son
The worst part is that he filled his viewers with a false sense of hope at the end, "patching" up the beaten camera with scotch tape. Bet you didn't realize he put it over the camera's mouth...
camera: *"Why are we still here, just to suffer.."*
"Everynight...i can't fell my leg...and my arm"
@sad content .-. OMG 🤣
*LITERALLY*
"IfErG" xndkeisirkdkdoejwxhdjeuwuxncnrnejxxyhwwhsidododmeneoxkskq
NOW THIS IS REAL ASMR
Foo: *exists*
The foo fighters:
Backbreakers when they see a back:
Street Fighters when they see a street:
Police when they see black people
@@GeoffGeoffereyMcGeofferson bruh
Sndy werdnA im dead
POV: You’re the spider.
@peachymimi oh gosh why
@peachymimi not yay. Is fUUUUUCK
@peachymimi it's not a YAYYY. It's a _cringe_
@peachymimi Tik tok is for noob gays.
@peachymimi *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!-*
2:31 *stops to play some good music*
2:46 *continues to beat viewer*
Unloveable Unbreakable both were very relaxing 10/10
Its because he wants us to sleep well
Nah the real good music is at 3:15
Honestly, I don’t know how I got to sleep with out this, it knocks me out.
Imagine trying to knock someone uncosious by setting a cat on them
CreeperLord Motions people with cat allergies:
I mean, if the cat could make someone unconscious via blood loss if it hit the right veins and was strong enough!
I'm deathly allergic to cats so that would do the job well
XD
Imagine hitting someone with a banana
Therapy: 240 dollars
ASMR I beat u til ur unconscious: 0 Dollars
😂😂😂
Life hacks
Grace Nern only if someone else is paying the WiFi for you
it’s free real estate
Seraph Copyright u just ruined the joke.
1:00 top 10 anime betrayals
Nice
oh god oh fuck oh god
I lost my sides
LOL
muramuramuramuramuramuramuramura
And despite this, this is actually the type of asmr my brain enjoy’s.
X2 crei que estaba loca
The fact that he’s wearing a Harvard sweater makes it ten times better
@@DoomSlayer-gj8qb hi jotaro
only 2 answers what
Lmao 😂😂. What he is doing might be scientifically approved
The rhyme man.
@@ExplainLikeImFive1 Uh... measuring emotional responses!
You've caused serious brain damage. I'm pressing charges.
You already had it
666th like 👹
@@downfromthereeefters you know it's a joke?
@@thewifeofbigbang671 nigga stfu the guy you replied to obviously made a joke
FunFact : He is actually beating a real person.
Because he is beating himself?
LMFAO
I dont think it's a 'fun' fact 👀
@@scyiio no, it’s very fun
@@izzie8678 VERY FUN INDEED
That’s such a good quiet asmr video
This....this is the future
baXtian yes
no, this is childhood
The future looks lit bro, what a brighter future ahead of us 👌
1:00 *_Top 10 Anime Betrayals_*
Jesus pretending I can go to heaven
@@extremegamerhawk5352 that is absolutely correct ;)
666th like
It's fucking Dio
@@deerdragon9182 I see, you are man of Passione.a
Friends:so how'd you sleep
Me:I was beat with a bag of lettuce to be knocked unconscious.
Friends:oh
*When you're into that kinky shit*
This is amazing man 👏🏻👏🏻
Him : *beating the camera with everything possible*
TH-cam subtitle : [Music]
Mom: Soo, what kind of music are you listening to?
Me: Well, it's complicated...
@@yomamassidechick lmaooo
Ah yes. Music to my ears
That’s my jam.
Deaf people: 💃💃💃
I like how he GENTLY used his cat 👍
Same 👍
Were
anonymoose ?
@@anonymoose6715 0:23
Kamakura kamakura yass queen
POV: you’re the "i" in the Pixar logo
underrated
It must be getting alot of money getting beaten up like that.
Bro this is actually underrated 😂
Ok saitama
@Bearhugz lol
Man this protective glasses are something
plot twist: a real person is on the floor woth a camera
WOTH
AHHHH
@@elsc1479 MY DAD LEFT US WHEN I WAS 7, I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION AND I AM PLANNING TO KILL MYSELF TONIGHT
Atıf Aydın Turanlı calm down, take a rest listen to music go to church and you’ll be alright
triggers 4 u uwu >﹏
Harmonica 2:30-2:41
Thx I needed this 😘
thank you brother, i appreciate it
0:23-0:34 *CAT, NO LIKE, THE BANANA, ANGRY, CAT NO BANANA*
No you dick this was my job
Damn he really beat us up with an onion. Makes me wanna cry
Shit that got me,
@TUFF10-4 You bet it
Shrek lord would be pleased!
Oh fuc youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........
The part played as he started beating us with it 😂
The comments of these videos are... 🤌👌 chefs kiss.