Episode 204 - Drake vs Kanye
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CODY / codyko / codyko / codyko
NOEL / thenoelmiller / thenoelmiller / thenoelmiller
“Said that you’re a lesbian, girl, me too” -Noel and Cody playing the love island game
drake been stealing meat materials for a bit now smh
The symmetry on the set is unreal. Their phones, mics, and soundboards are on the same arms. From the main camera, if you look at the corners of the chairs you can tell they're almost perfectly aligned with the table and the drink cart. If you look at the upper corners of the screen you'll notice the camera is centered perfectly on the set.
Astonishing.
Tmg holds frame
shit puts my mind at ease
It’s cause there in space
@@IcyMothership chill man
Except Cody's beverages
Any time Noel does that Italian accent it's immediately the funniest thing on earth. The I'm Gay guy needs a comeback
I’m fockin gay as Fock
There’s too many goyls in heah
yeah he needs to 'come back out'
“the im gay guy”
Yeah did you know I’m focking gay?
Hit my co worker with Malone Brown the other day and he was devastated. 10/10 thanks guys
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You hit him with WHAT 😂
@@no_peace rip
I hit my bf with it and he was so hurt that I got his ass
Ayo? 🤨
talking about pegging not even 10 seconds in? Oh this is a must-listen
Thanks for the heads up
Every episode is a must listen
Pegging’s Mid
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YOOOOOOOOO
The next tmg album better drop at the peak of a "most peggable day" chart
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clb is the music u listen to when ur hanging with ur friends but your all talking over the music so it just becomes background noise and donda is for when your all high sitting in silence .
Why are Cody and Noel giving me "dad and son who woke up early to get to the airport" kinda vibes this episode??
The D’amelios dad bit was amazing
“ its for her college fund calm down “
College, collage is a different thing lol.
@@WinterReflections don’t be that guy
AHQ why are you booing him, he’s right
@@WinterReflections ill change it, i made this comment on brain ded time
“what dad can’t have some fun”… here sponsoring blue chew
Lmaoo Cody goes “Nicole Aniston?” 😂😭
lmfao dude pulled this name from a totally different memory HAHAHAHAA
@@doorveshsantbakshsing9607 i mean thats some good memory ngl
Damn I never knew that Kris Jenner was the manager of the CDC, you learn something new on this podcast every day
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listen to the pod every week, gotta say that intro song still slaps
then you find yourself unironically bobbin ur head when the beat drops
a BANGER
that’s the most greek last name i ever saw bro chill
it never gets old!
Noel defending drake at the start but as the lyrics go on he's like "nah......"
Noel really thinkin Drake is some god and that reality bein shattered lyric after lyric
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@@CaptainFracture Noel got better bars in his sleep tho 😌
Idk he seems pretty adamant about Drake’s godhood.
Noel’s taint is back on display and they’re talking about pegging with moaning on deck. TMG at its finest.
This is where they thrive
The charlie's dad bit was so fcking funny
charli
"Dad can't have a little fun?" had me lolling
Nah that “WHAT, DAD CANT FUN TOO????” shit fucking killed me omfg
I was screaming ANNA NICOLE SMITH at the screen like it was blues clues when they couldn’t think of the model who advertised weight loss.
Funniest shit I’ve ever hear is someone say Dana white looks like a sentient beefsteak tomato
Cody having a full on epiphany then blurting out “Nicole…Aniston?” was so jokes
As a Certified Lesbian, the lesbian line is trash, straight men have said that to my face before and its cringe and a lil bit demeaning
Yesyesyes
yes so true. it’s so hurtful to us too :/
Yep this is true
it sucks :/
fr it's ignorant asf
watching cody struggle to figure out Anna Nicole Smith's name was more infuriating than i care to admit LOL
That was my other thought after Jenny Craig lol
i was also lost. I kept thinking Ashley Simpson lol
I was screaming at my phone lol
Omg... I was screaminggggg it. So frustrating 🤣🤣🤣
I love how his guesses were a cheating website and a porn star. xD
Noel the Peggy Bundy joke was 10/10 you deserve better
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Id be a better cohost fr
Cody DEFINITELY familiar with Nicole Anniston’s work
I honestly don’t get how you can’t think that lesbian line isn’t corny lol it’s like one of the oldest lines straight guys have used and I’m sure lesbians aren’t feeling that either
bros on a comedy podcast getting mad over a funny drake line..............
@@cazcmgb1256 you seem more pressed than me lmao I just said the line was lame.
@@cazcmgb1256 it ain’t funny when stuff like that happens irl almost all the time (certain men thinking they can “turn” lesbians)
@@someones5838 I’m not saying it dosent happen. But this is a funny line in a song. Do you draw this line with every artist tho?? Do you have the same stance for rappers that rap about shooting people, homophobic lines etc…
@@cazcmgb1256 Yes and I just wanna know why it’s funny? (genuine question)
them calling Marc D’Amelio Bruce the entire video so far is killing me pls
I mean, If ur lgbtq , or a lesbian more specifically, you’d understand how that lesbian lyric is ignorant for a man to say, considering the way a lot of men treat lesbians/bisexual women.
Thank you
It’s a cheeky line not meant to be taken seriously dumb ass. It’s a joke, that’s the point, he’s not actually saying it to a girl nor is he trying to fetishize lesbians. The whole point is saying hey this girl is so my type that I’d be a lesbian just for you.
Which is 1. Not possible cuz he’s a man so 2. It’s just a hyperbole to say “I really like you”. Calm down
@@CaptainFracture you're writing paragraphs with absolutely no base on reality, who are you trying to fool 😂
As a straight women i can imagine and immediatly get why it is offensive, so apparently you just have to be straight ignorant dude to laugh at it
@@prettyfarfromOK Ignorant straight dude here. When I heard it I did indeed laugh at it
"this is one of the best podcast promos we've ever had... thats their words not mine" CODYYYYYYYYY LMFAOOO
Can I get a timestamp of that? Lmfao 💀
Nvm nvm 23:26 💀💀💀
as a lesbian - the line was shit and was giving heavy straight women in a gay bar 💀
worse - straight women at drag sunday brunch
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@@hamilcross more like straight dudes trying to pick up girls at a gay bar I reckon
As a bi woman it made me cringe so much that I think it actually made me a little gayer somehow.
the "you say you're a lesbian girl me too" line is really bad because it:
a) fetishizes lesbians
b) acts like the right man can turn us
c) saying "I'm a lesbian" is a way to explicitly say "I don't want to do anything with you, a man" and explicitly say that we do not consent to anything happening with men, and Drake saying that blatantly ignores our dictate of consent
This wouldn't be as bad if Drake wasn't already creepy. Like if he didn't already act weirdly around minors (looking at his weird stuff with Millie Bobby Brown and Billie Eilish) and do that weird billboard thing with Rihanna, it wouldn't be as bad, because we know that he doesn't respect women's boundaries and is using that line to creep out lesbians
i ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
@@1chromehearts king of the comedy 👑 genius 🥲
@@1chromehearts You’re not important so your opinion doesn’t mean anything
I’m starting to think they know what Reddit is
Is that anything like read.it?
Dont say that!
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No way
“Can’t believe you told me it was ride or die cause you’re not here somehow you’re still alive” is arguably the best lone on the album
Eh
Judging by the fact that 1. You’re a white girl and 2. You can’t even spell line right. I can tell you don’t know what a good bar is.
Basic ass line ASHLEY
Alanis Morissette, to my understanding, did it first. It's not that crazy of a bar lol
@@CaptainFracture what a trash reply, so we're invalidating white girls now? It reeks of incels in here...
I liked the video during the ad when Cody said “that’s their words not mine” lmao
Y’all forgot Drake’s most creative line of all time “mama used to be on disability but gave me this ability”
Best line from the best song
Goddamn some of those lines suck lmao
Not creative but a nice “look at where I’m at now” type of lyric. He does use word play but it’s not very out of the box. Nonetheless still a good line. If somebody asked me what was the most creative line in hip hop I would never think about this one. Maybe for drake. It’s not bad at all! Just it’s heat isn’t in the creative category but more about the perspective it displays. I don’t like using the word creative for just anything. Not trying to bite at you or anything, just sharing and talking about my love of artistic things.
What about "turned the O2 into the O3"?
I can’t believe Cody hadn’t seen married with children!! It’s an absolute classic!! I still watch it lol
Well, they are Canadian so
@@roa3432 yeah I didn’t really take that into consideration lol
Noels nuts are back!
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Drake makes musics for guys who hold their phone between their ear and neck on a phone call
Fuck it Drake makes music for dudes who bath instead of shower
I’d even go as far as to say Drake makes music for dudes who eat toast with a knife and fork before sipping water outta curly straw, before asking they fiancee’s bf if they can leave the table to go toilet only to be told you need to finish your greens first
@@calbarrett5427 💀
@@calbarrett5427 this was oddly specific😭
the damelio dad bit has me in tears
They don't understand why the lesbian line was weird to people cause they don't experience that sort of predation and degradation. Men view lesbianism as a challenge.
Exactly!
Guys view lesbians as "some fetish" that services them 🤢
Yeah, and that line was deffinitly targeted to them, straight unaware guys, cause they liked it and didn't get why it's cringe
Yep
It’s just tiresome at this point.
Noel pretty defensive about drake quotes lol
why no jokes about bruce buying all the logan animals…. “what…. daddy can’t get a puguck?”
certified short king
noel: peggin buns...peggy bundy?"
cody: who's peggy bundy, is that ted bundy's wife?
omfg 💀
the "that's their words, not mine" in the birddogs ad had me dead
The intro song for this podcast is better than the entire Drake album.
I have never been this early to a podcast, I feel underdressed
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The dirt … turned to soil ?
That was def redundant 🤣
Although cody and Noel don’t see an issue with the lesbian line, it’s actually pretty problematic. WLW are constantly challenged by men on their sexuality, like “oh I can be what you like too 😜” like no leave me alone weirdo. The line is just lowkey predatory
? Dog no it ain’t. It’s just a corny ass line. Has nothing to with being predatory, stop acting like this shit is about you. It’s a cheeky line meant to be funny and not be taken seriously. Get your head out of your ass or just start callin any song where a person gasses themselves up predatory. Straight men living rent free in y’all’s head I stg lmao
@@CaptainFracture I don’t agree w what she said but ur corny af for that last line LMFAO
@@rositabonita9178 ? I ain’t wrong lmao. A dude saying he likes a girl and this chick unrionically thinks being flirty/cheeky with a line that’s obviously a joke, is predatory because straight men are fetishizing lesbians? The only person corny is her acting like this has to do with men fetishizing lesbians lmao.
Straight men be living rent free in insecure Twitter women’s head for a minute ain’t nothing corny about facts lmao. Y’all don’t even know what corny means LOL
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yeah, drake shot himself on the foot with that one
Noel your Peggy Bundy line deserves wayyyy more love
that bruce bit is legendary
which women actually like the "say you a lesbian, girl me too" lyric though? definitely the straightest, whitest women
This is the one^
straight yeah but i dont think this is really a racial thing
@@Nerdz2 ? You can’t say it’s not a racial and thing whilst also saying it’s a sexuality thing. Y’all are just generalizing to make yourselves feel better, chill
@@CaptainFracture yes you can, stay mad
@@CaptainFracture well considering the line is literally about sexuality and not race, yes you can
how y’all not gonna react to drake saying “popped a tesla now she gone electric”
Barely a bar
Read pooped a tesla
Drake really took the biggest L after the easiest set up for CLB to go off
"this is one of the best podcast promos we've ever had, thats their words not mine" is so funny
Cody definitely knows who Nicole Aniston is…
3:50am… stoned…. tmg pod… name a better vibe
1:54am...stoned...tmg pod
A nice visual of Cody and Noel in their space suits with their space helmets by their side spinning around on a rotating chair looking into space like those astronaut portrait photos from the 60’s, before entering the ship, would be a nice touch to the already iconic intro
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"Head so red the dog probably thought it was a juicy stake..."
😂😂😂 had me laughing soo hard
the lesbian line is def v corny, it’s big teenage boy trying to turn a lesbian energy
I agree, and this is coming from a lesbian
@The Smoking Salmon bro..a trans man CANNOT be a lesbian. A trans man is a MAN y o u are the one being transphobic
@The Smoking Salmon a trans woman on the other hand can be a lesbian because they are a WOMAN
Kanye > Drake. CLB was a huge letdown
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bro the way Cody said Nicole Aniston and realized it a second after
32:23 Cody said "Nicole Aniston". If you know you know.
Noel: racing, MMA, bald guy stuff (Cholo barbershops)
Cody: certified TikTok boi now (“yeah like I saw this TikTok”)
Lmao true about Noel for sure.
I’m so glad bird dog is giving us the must have toy for the summer in august
ye > drake
donda’s a fine wine… was kinda bitter when i first heard it, but two weeks later, i cant get enough… just wait a couple years… it will be “certified” amazing by the populous fosho… BUT clb, same stuff from drake not interesting at all… how that dude “the goat?”
Tyyyy
Kanye has become a conservative puppet. Ever since he liked trump he started releasing this Jesus stuff to appeal to Christian conservatives.
@@pinhead8102 you really think majority of Kanye listeners are conservative christians? you think 40 year olds are bumping this out in Georgia on their land? this has been a slow transition of growth that could be seen starting with The Life of Pablo. don’t hate on a man for redefining and sticking to their faith. not everything is political bub
@@tannertbd578 nah fam the majority of kanye listeners are white teenagers who live in the suburbs and have a Saturday is for the boys poster in their room. 40 year old conservatives don’t listen to kanye
@@pinhead8102 white teenagers in the suburbs don’t want to hear “conservative christian” music. just gotta give respect that he’s putting out positive messages over some of the best production he’s ever put out. definitely better than CLB
I don't know what the D'Amelio's dad's name actually is but it will never not be Bruce to me now Lmao
cody looks like his name is peggy 🥰 with his little pig tails out the hat
jpeg mafia 😜
I mean the joke of oh you a lesbian im a lesbian too is valid to call corny lmao like as a joke/premise its been used since lesbians existed
Exactly. It was obviously a joke and meant to be cheeky but the joke 1. Has been done for years and 2. The idea of saying this to a lesbian in and of itself is just cringe to the extreme
Truly incredibly cringe, but it's like such extreme levels of cringe that I'm wondering was it purposeful. It's almost up there with "oh can I watch?" as the most cringe comments made from straight men towards gay/bi women
@@CaptainFracture Being a coward and ducking behind "it's a joke" is just a cop out to try not deal with the consequences of your actions. It says "I don't care if I hurt you, I only care because now it's coming back to bite me"
Right as Noel jokes about midrolls being in TikToks an actual TH-cam midroll shows up
"The Puguck" god bless Noel, man. He was On this ep.
bro no girl likes that drake bar. it straight up almost made me quit the album. all my friends are clowning it. its like a joke from 10 years ago, and it wasn't even funny then. that plus the cover art, plus just the existence of the song way 2 sexy... drake is just phoning it in at this point because he knows all his fans will listen to anything he puts out. i didn't love the kanye album, but he clearly has a vision at least. and the song come to life made the entire thing worth it anyways
yeah I was gonna say, women think that lesbian line is corny as hell too
Kanye’s “vision” is appealing to the Christian conservatives. He just puts out the same pandering Jesus stuff. What happened to the old kanye man smh
Men think it’s corny too. Btw drake is fucking 34 year olds with a kid sayin this shit like he’s in his 20s
Drake could fart into a mic for 20 minutes and people would be like "bruh he's the best"
@@pinhead8102 nah why would he appeal to a niche audience? Kanye has never been about pandering. If you don't like the fact that his music has Christian themes that's fine but he wouldn't put all that into an album if he didn't believe/feel strongly about it
Here’s the bar… “I’ll make her say “AL!” while I’m Peggy them Bundys”
Anyone watches the show knows Peggy said “Al” a certain way😂
Donda all the way
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nicole aniston rolled off the tongue nicely, cody. well done
All I can do is stare into the void of Noel’s shorts
Hello my friends
What's poppin
i dont think iv heard cody laugh that hard in a minute
So we just not gonna talk about the fact that Cody out here watching Nicole Anniston videos?
Nicole Aniston, Cody??🤨
Lmao Cody saying Nicole Aniston like it aint a pornstar
23:25 noels reaction is golden
Is Cody talking about Kirstie Alley? I'm dying laughing at this podcast. Also Noel's Bluechew ad sounds like Steve Schirripa from the Talking Sopranos podcast.
I was thinking he meant Kirstie Alley lol
Didn't she just promote Nutrisystem or something? Also Slimfast is just a meal replacement shake Cody, its not one of the "meth like" diet pills they used to have back in the day. Lol
I thought he was talking about Pamela Anderson
I was thinking Anna Nicole Smith? 🤔 😆
@@xoparker that makes more sense with that trimline. I thought mayve Pamela Anderson used to be in those stacker 2 commercials but i think im remembering wrong.
As a lesbian I can say with confidence that that drake line was corny as hell. I've heard the same line used by 13 year old boys
LITERALLY BRO
Remember “Over” and “Forever” ? Can Drake just snap on the track again.
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SCREAMING anna nicole smith from trimspa baby at my screen rn lmao
Cody imagining the combined animals screaming in pain was lowk foreshadowing of Guardians 3 lol
NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY, SMALL MEAT GANGGGGG
57:45 I can't believe you guys predicted Malignant
How do they get away with reading the ads like that haha
So glad we finally got a new Gary Vee bit 🙏
the ad i got at 18:09 killed me bruh
it's so annoying to hear straight cis dudes say that "joke" about being a lesbian too... even as a bisexual i heard it more often than you think lol it's definitely corny and ignorant asf
i’m so glad that other people are just as annoyed with it as i am. it’s so hard to sit through
certified boy lover
Me and Noel were on the exact same page when we said blue chew as the funniest thing for the D’amelio sisters to promote 💀💀💀
when cody said nicole aniston 😅 no one gonna say anything?
good time to drop a lot of podcasts as impaulsive is dying off
I guess Cody watches Nicole Aniston 😂
Noel didn’t have to call me out for being chronically online.
god this episode was a CLASSIC
9:29 the sadness when noel didnt get to say the lyrics