Hermitcraft 10 - Episode 8: Getting A CUSTOM Hermit Permit!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 มี.ค. 2024
- Welcome to Hermitcraft season 10 - Episode 8! I start the journey to get the All Mobs Hermit Permit from Grian at the Permit Office. I want this rare Permit and will do anything for it. Also, I'm visited by the neighborhood Snails and they leave me a new car on the back of the Minecraft Zoo train. Hope you enjoy this crazy episode of Hermitcraft!
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after starting a war/rebellion nearly every season, it’s quite the plot twist for grian to become the government the people will want to revolt against
Best thing in hcraft
Yaaaassss!
Wait now I want a reverse mycelium war where Scar tries to overthrow the government permit office
It's another way to start a war. Be the antagonist.
But the rebellion will need to submit their application to rebel in triplicate at three permit offices. Only then will their rebellion be considered for approval.
Scar, the only way to defeat bureaucracy is with more bureaucracy. You put a bunch of red blocks (i.e. red tape) across his fishing shack and say that you need to see Grian’s fishing license. As a zookeeper, you need to make sure all the mobs are cared for. He’ll then have to apply for a fishing license, as zookeeper he’d have to apply through you.
Also, the snails are an endangered species, only 2 so far, which means they CAN’T be kept by Grian (or Gem) without the proper licenses, again falling under your department.
Scar must become PETA.
Alsop, at the rate Grian is fishing, I think fish are becoming an endangered species.
@@ScooterinAB 😂 That’s true. 😂
This is brilliant
@@DarwinPlaysVideoGames Thanks!
Scar needs to see this 😂
Scar, you need to name a chicken Blooben. Make blooben a little chicken base that has 2 pressure plates attached to redstone lamps. Label the lamps yes and no. Throw the MJAAFK at Blooben inside his base, and see what lamp he turns on. The Blooben base test. Charge other hermits a diamond to use Blooben's expertise.
YES
out troll the troll with his own chicken, brilliant!
MJAAFK06 that is. The MJAAFK05 didn't have the Blooben test because that test wasn't invented yet in '05.
That's brilliant
YES.
The despair in Scar’s voice when he says, "Oh god, he has a costume"
The fact that half the episode Scar was on hold. 😂
😂😂😂
the fact that Scar didn't cut it out in editing
Just like every phone call with a government institution.
hillarious
And he managed to make it super funny!
grian's impression of an actual 'permit office' or something of the sort is just hilarious XD
"we are here to help sometimes”
"I'll just be out back"
"we are on hold"
Yea....
I wonder how long until a resistance form against it.
we all know theres gonna be some type of war or resistance that sprouts from this 😂
@@aceisbetterthanyou Normally, Grain is on the resistance side, but that one time. Now Grain is the one in charge that the resistance will go against.
@@randomusernameCallinIIRC, joining a resistance lets him revoke your permits.
With how close hermits are this season, there's a dangerously high chance for grian and scar's chest monsters to merge
I love that Grian is doing two completely separate bits antagonizing Scar
The fact that form MJYAAFK means Mumbo jumbo you are afk and that grian uses a version of the "work" song for putting someone on hold is so funny.
I guess season 10 is a nostalgia season considering one of Scars old bases in now on his train
yea i recognized the song instantly
And the 06 is for season 6
I didn't even notice the music was that song!😂
@@aydencahoon6557But it doesn't have the door in the side for Grian to steal 592 times. lul
Scar: "What exactly is a blooben test"
Grian: "I'm gonna have to put you on hold..."
TWO HOURS LATER
"Gone fishin'"
Sweet innocent scar…you need to out-troll the troll. Somebody get this man an official blooben license
To get the blooben license you have to pass the blooben test
Y'know, making a certain absent office worker stay put long enough would be a good use of a splash potion of "Potion of the Turtle Master," He'd be stuck with slowness 4 and resistance 3, and easily able to be whacked back into place with a knockback IV stick and pulled with a fishing rod.
Is a knockback stick posisbke to get in survival?
@@andrewwebb917 no but you could get a knockback wooden sword
Knockback II is the max and not on a stick.
19:39 okay, but Grian just floating away while Scar is slowly going insane over the Permit Office was so funny. Truly shows how normal people simply cannot comprehend the workings of this institution. Only wizards can work there and not fall into the depths of despair over it.
Serious Crazy Frog energy
I don’t know if I’d call him a wizard, but Grian sure is something. Id say “the creation even god fears” is a better description of him 😂
he was so woozy in the permit office he stopped seeing horses
Petition to make scar do a smoke signal when mail arrives in the cart
Edit: maybe even a honk or two
signed
i would love to see that
Signed
signed
Definitely signed
This is the funniest episode ever lol. The slow zooms with the hold music, Scar screaming help and telling Mother he can't make it to breakfast, lunch, and dinner LMAO
Grian proving that only bureaucracy can turn the most soothing music (bossa nova) into a stressful situation.
If (when) your permit gets rejected, you should try for "all the mobs except snails" as a replacement permit request.
"Sorry,the snails found that your paperwork might have bias.please fill out this other form explaining the why and how of your reason for excluding snails"
@@jonnyvideoaccountPeople would want refunds
@@jonnyvideoaccount more like paying care fees for them to be deported far away😂
Oh yes absolutely
I do NOT want to see what the appeal form looks like.
The base blooben test, when performed properly, properly displays the findle accuracy of the base's disynchronous glostules. It makes sense the the Permit Department would request such a task given that all shops divulge multicapillarity signals to the central server founded on yelkim quilt technology. Without a positive test result from the Base Blooben Test, the woldreskic templistuists could be misaligned leading to a staggering zundfine shutdown across all grystic access terminals. Hope this helps :)
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Don't forget you need to build a Turbo Encabulator in order to execute the test!
This is gold.
That explains so much! A truly vital test!
I think my brain just broke a little reading this lol
The trick, Scar, is to not think of it as 'hold music' -- think of it as 'lo-fi Bossa beats to study and relax to'!
the "gonna have to put you on hold" bit every time Scar asks about the blooben test is a lot like the monty python sketch where people aren't allowed to say the word "mattress"
scar is the definition of "doing some mining/building off cam" 😂
just like grian's been fishing off camera
ok
doing a BIT
Fr
I have a theory after the first few days they just gave him OP.
Everyone: Plays Minecraft to escape the realities of life
Scar: Experiences the *suffering* of waiting in line for government papers in Minecraft
Grian with the permit office and Pearl with the post office making hermitcraft strangely realistic this season
The snail could be a statue/fountain centerpiece that you see in zoos right when you enter
The permit office already feels like Grian’s revenge upon everyone whose fishing denied him a mending book!
The funniest thing is that giving Scar the permit would have taken much less of Grian’s time, but wouldn’t have given us this content.
LOL that's true
It's not about the time, It's about making people not want to do it.
babe wake up! more bureaucracy just dropped!
Scar hearting your comment has me cackling
I work for the government, so I'm getting a kick out of some of these replies...
1976 : Asterix and the Permit A38 (The Twelve Tasks of Asterix Movie)
2024 : Scar and the Permit for all Mobs (HermitCraft S10)
Things in administration and bureaucracy never change and I love it. Grian is a genius and I'm swimming in laughs and tears for the past 30 minutes.
I'm SO GLAD I am not the only one who instantly thought of Permit Number A38! I love showing people that skit, even if they don't watch the film because it's so good. I'm looking forward to seeing how Scar decides to flip the script on Grian.
Hi Scar, I think Blooben is another word for “blow up”, he’s asking you if it will blow something up …or he’s asking you to blow up his base just like Mumbo’s. Best ask him while he’s building at his base, bring a shulker full of TNT, just in case he wants you to get started right away. Maybe just start placing some around until he gives you more instructions if I’m wrong. He was a bit unclear in the video, so he can’t blame us for any misunderstandings. Hope that helps.
Grian said Blooben is what calls blueberrys
Blueberry flavored explosives @@superwolf1515
"We're here to help sometimes"
Sometimes translates to never in Grian language
nah not even grian language, it's just regular governmental language
@@Vanishing_Fool True that
Just like he 'sometimes' builds the back of bases of his own volition
it's "never, but if I forget that I said I'd never do it, it could still happen, so ... sometimes"
Did you learn grianian? That’s impressive it’s the hardest language to learn I haven’t even tried to learn it
It’s missing the weirdly over-loud “Your call is extremely important to us. The next available assistant will be with you shortly. Thank you for your patience” happening just often enough to interrupt you right whenever you’re starting to vibe with the music. That is an integral part of hold music agony
This is so true
We are experiencing unusual
number of calls.
Scar! If you are looking for a place to put all of your storage just you Larry Jr and put a bunch of chests inside of Larry Jr's shell. That way you can fully implement Larry Jr on train while also being a solution to your chest monster problem!
I lost it on the on-hold music, and Scar just patiently but frustratingly waiting for the music to end. This was so well done by both of you!
Poor scar trying to get a permit from a fisher maniac, who hasn’t slept in weeks and is trying to make everyone’s else’s live as sad as his😅
"I know where you live" goes into the out of context
Wow that is a good description of s10 grian but umm......
@@SleepyBat_ZZZwould you be a happy person if someone stole YOUR mending book?
your pfp is the definition of what you just said lol XD
@@WarrenCheskyTheFoxwigginsActually, I chose this pic nearly half a year ago! Does that mean, I’m some kind of clairvoyant?
As a public service I think Scar should build a nice BIG road to the front door of the permit office, maybe a nice bridge, and lots of signs saying "This way to the permit office."
I think he should threaten Grian with this so he will give Scar the permit.
@@felbarashla *Scar in his best mobster voice* "This is a really nice Hermit Permit office you have here Grian, nice and secluded. Be a shame if someone were to...advertise it."
After watching both grian and scars POV of this as well as the music video I have that song stuck in my head endlessly.
The slow zoom then zooming out to reveal grain watching in the window is crazy 18:07
oh man Grian saying "we're closing in five minutes" and Scar going "hurry up" to the noteblock just sent me into a laughing fit xD
I've been on hold with the government for hours just to get hung up on at closing. I can definitely relate to scar telling the note block to hurry up.
scar thinking the government exists to help the general public is really funny
Ideally, though, it's meant to help and police society.
@@hellshing4866but has become a means for profit and control over actually serving people
@@hellshing4866 the word 'police' already sets it up for faliure.
Can't let actual criminals run amuck @@ellie7252
@@ellie7252 I meant police in the ancient way. Not the actual police. Like organise the life in society.
I just wanna appreciate the way Scar manages to have a goofy character with the binoculars and zookeeping while also bringing his signature Scar Charm to interactions on the server. It makes me smile wide every time I see a moment from his point of view when I've seen it from someone's else's already.
Love ya Scar!
When Scar asked if they could burn the permit office down, I fully expected Skizz to say "I don't think it's flammable."
Grian has become the very thing he swore to destroy every season. His portrayl is ironically the most accurate out of all of them.
Scar will become the anarchist after this... makes sense after his win in secret life lol
If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em to it!
That disabled feeling of "Wow! I'm so glad the government is here to help." And the government just slowly shhhhing you and saying "Help Sometimes." I FEEL IT
Amen . What's crazy is sometimes there are treatments and tools that are documented as better and cheaper, but must use ancient, expensive and worse instead. (Just had some changes come down the pipeline and I'm a little salty, i guess )
@@GrandwiggIt's crazy how expensive healthcare is in the USA compared even to poor countries like Cuba
You know for the snails, worst case scenario you might have to get em an enclosure in the zoo to keep them from doing more harm
Move em to the DHP office where they will feel right at home with the snail pace it moves at.
Awww it is so cute of Skizz too actually call Scar Sir Scar after the shenanagains in the Nether
Regarding the blooben test and all other questions: Grian will obviously not accept any answer. Therefore, someone likely needs to regulate the DHP. I suggest you build the Department for Eradicating Ambiguous Tasks for Hermits, short DEATH, that will force Grian as the head of the DHP to provide DEATH with the correct answers or face prosecution. You just need the right motivation to make a lazy bureaucrat work for you ^^
ooo now we're getting into it >:)
I love everything about this suggestion!
excellent idea, and for each question in the forms he's made ask the detailed instruction manual fro that particular question , give each a code to make it look more official.
That way you force him to write a detailed description for each question so he'll want to avoid creating more.
Fine him if he doesn't have all the correct manuals. One fine per manual, say 10 diamonds.
I love this idea.
And I think that Joe and Wells would be perfect to help him with it.
@@JezaGaiaYESSSS TURN DOCUMENTATION AGAINST HIM
"He's the government, He's supposed to help us" oh how naive of you Scar
To be fair the government is *SUPPOSED* to help the people
"...The nine most terrifying words in the English language, im from the government, and im here to help" ~Ronald Reagan
And he made sure they would never say that again.
@@andrewz2307Ronald Reagan, a man who purposefully crippled government in order to “prove” government doesn’t work. Sounds like a reasonable fellow.
@@andrewz2307Please do not quote one of the worst presidents of the USA
Grian said that 'blooben' was his own personal word for blueberries, so give him som berries? :)
The base bloobin test is an approximately 30 minute test that assesses the realisticity of a proposal. It has 5 seperate steps. 1: a straight forward analysis of materialist consequences. 2: will it intend other consequences for lateral proposals? 3: what will be the cardiovenstricular implications when looked through a cryptoprimitivisticly obstructomodern lens. 4: could it if implemented lead to unintended flux effects on the viscouscurrents of atmospheric refractive potential? 5: are batteries included?
I know this may seem like a lot of complicated jargon but it's actually pretty simple when you look at what it really means.
Hope that this helps!
the blue booben test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
Isn’t that the pacer test?
Yes,,, no? Maybe. Who's to say, really, even Grian doesn't kno. Probably blueberries
It's a core memory
It's amazing how well Grian captured the essence of any government service agency.
17:23 Grian’s mindgame in this conversation man. For sure Scar will right his name instead of signing it and there is Grian… “Don’t sign it, just add your name at the end“ to “it’ll say sign, and you sign it” 😂😂
5:22 you know how well scar knows how this is going to go with that "oh god he's got a costume"
It's cute to see Scar and Grian's different approaches to government. Scar genuinely thinks the government is there to help whenever possible and should do their best to do so, Grian thinks it's a big bureaucracy that never gets anything done
I mean, in a way, they are both right. They are supposed to be there to help, but they never are. Lol
Well, it’s funny because Scar goes in expecting that Grian’s new government would be all good and helpful, but becomes very depressed when it reminds him of real government
This is origin story of how hotguy turns into an anarchist vigilante
For everyone who hasn’t watched Grian’s video, Bloomberg is what he calls blueberries and he just made this up- I think it is my favourite made up thing though
The Base Blooben Test is the most fundamental form of the Blooben Test. There are more sophisticated tests available, but the Permit Office only asks for the base test to save you time.
15:34 | Grain riding away on a invisible horse makes this 100x funnier 💀
I thought it was great from grian's perspective. It was even better watching it from scares perspective.
You should put a sign on the snail compartment thats just 'EsCargo Compartment' or something similarly punny
That's good 😂
Perfect!
ooo that's great :D
Oooh that's brilliant!
Scar! See this!
Scar, the Bloomben Test is a question about blueberries. If you like blueberries say Yes, if you don’t say No.
Love how Grian speeds around on his invisible horse like Crazy Frog.
I just realized that the waiting music is a rendition of "Work" by jono that's amazing XD!
I thought it was the great salmon scam from the empires musical 😅
Even though there is no work getting done 😂
Yeah, because the permit office is a piece of work.
I was like singing along most parts
I love it.
Grian has made the most....traumatic and sick to the stomach thing this season. AND I LOVE IT, I can hear Scar and Skizzle's pain the more Grians talks about the Hermit Permit Office
You should heist Grians precious mending book. He puts you on the spiral to insanity with that hold music, you take his LITERAL sanity!
2:47
"He's the government, he's supposed to help us."
I know people throw around the phrase 'too good for this world' like candy, but Scar is, with no exaggeration, too good for this world.
the permit office is too REAL I can't believe Scar survived
Grian loves Phasmophobia so much that he becomes a ghost
Scars editing with the cuts under a constant monologue is such a genius style of video making. I feel like it’s a unique technique and it’s underutilized in the TH-cam world. It’s a real trademark to Scar’s videos
Every zoo has a vet to keep the animals healthy, or at least work to figure out what is making them sick. I think pandas should get their own car, with the vet car having a sick panda and maybe a goat with a missing horn. Because exotic animals are exciting and because they always zombify here, perhaps there was a horrific calamity in the vet car and now there's some zombie pigs running around in a quarantined bubble.
When the caboose arrives, I think it would be hilarious to style it like a hollywood tourbus. It could have recorded custom tracks pointing out passing exhibits and stuff.
I love that this entire episode is just scar dealing with Grian's shenanigans
MJYAAFK06 is an abbrevation for "Mumbo Jumbo You are AFK" and the 06 is because that song came from Hermitcraft Season 6
Thought it was a really funny detail Grian had made
ooo I noticed that too!! xD
Scar, the bloobin test is likely a typo for the "blue bin test," which is asking if your desired Permit is environmentally friendly and ecosystem safe. 🐌
I just made that up, but it might be true. 🐍
I love watching Grian ride away on his invisible horse
Also you should make a skin where you are frowning a sleep deprived every time you go to the permit office
That hold music disc was only missing a break in the music to say you are a very valued customer please remain on hold
This is disturbingly accurate to britsh government services. I've been on hold for over 3 hours before
I think that universal..
I get this in the States, too. Very accurate.
Idea: gather a large number of (hostile) mobs, give them all papers labelled 'Permit Application," and put them everywhere Grian spends a lot of time. So he can see the application!
After watching Grian's video, I was blown away by the fact that he actually needed that time to make the permit and it wasn't just a big goof to waste Scar's time
“we’re here to help sometimes” xD
Lol
Government *jazz hands*
I love how Scar was so floored by Grian's OHP build, like the Brit's didn't invent bureaucracy
Well, like so many other things, it was the Chinese at least prior to the Three Kingdoms period, but the British were expert adopters.
it's DHP (Department of Hermit Permits)
Cool@@WhatIsMyPorpoise
This is the ultimate payback for stealing the mending book
Scar, you need to do an armor stand at the permit office. It should show a skellie with some spider webs...
And Grian should have a vending machine which most of the time just eat a diamond instead of spilling out a beverage at the permit office. I'm shocked you don't have to pull a number (1367 ex. when there on the board shows just a five...)
grian cackling in the background while scar stares into the camera while on hold was so so funny. such a funny episode!
Invaluable opportunity for a perfectly cut scream:
"I'm going to have to put you on hold"
"NO-"
Scar if grian gives you to much trouble, pester him to no end. Signs everywhere, lag. You get your permit
i can just imagine scar just staring at his screen in disbelief and dismay irl the *WHOLE* time hes doing it in the video XD im literally dying of laughter over here
I love how after Scar said two time MCC champion then the double jump works. That’s the secret to success win MCC twice and you can do a double jump.
Also the Base Bloomen test is a test that covers knowledge, comprehension, and application to analysis, synthesis, and evaluation
I think I need more context please. (Gets put on hold)
@@Cobalt_Hitron lol
I’m gonna have to put you on hold.
@@Snuped noo
Hello mother i wont be home for dinner tonight im stuck at the permit office
-scar 2024
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Mother! I'm not going to make it for breakfast either.... I'm still at the permit office.
Mother... I won't be able to come for lunch either... I am STILL stuck at the permit office.
Mother… it’s been a week. Still on hold. Afraid I’ll have to miss grandma’s birthday. 😢
Mother… it’s been 3 months. Still on hold at the permit office. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it to your wedding anniversary.
I personally think a tiny cage specially made for holding Lil Larry’s eyes that would sit on top of the big cage would look really funny
I'm glad Grian is teaching kids how bureaucracy is soul sucking
Scar slowly loosing his sanity at the Permit Office
Base Blooben Test, developed in 1975 by bell labs when the government asked Basette Q Grianson to develop a test which determines the validity of an item, however the test that Base came up with only worked for a very narrow band of items and it was impossible to tell when the test was giving an accurate reading or not. In 1993 Richard Blooben found the criteria of an item which when you preform the Base test on it you will get an accurate reading, together the criteria and the test now are known as the base Blooben test and while no longer strictly necessary ever since 2018, is still a tedious burocratic part of permitting.
Hope this helps
Yeah um it’s a word Grian made up for blueberry’s
The grian and gem snail escapade is so funny
Fun fact the Bloben test is a test to see if the Minecraft item creates a "bloop" sound effect when dropped in water from a height of 20 blocks. It was a fun test made be Shaltz when he found out that different items sometimes makes different sound effect when dropped in water and lava. um... good luck doing that with ALL the mobs tho....
It is fun watching grian use burocracy for its intended purpose. Efficiently crushing the hopes and dreams of its would be customers.
Scar yelling "I know where you live! I know where you work!" is a whole mood
Grian: The guy with actual experience dealing with the government that wants to defund the NHS
Scar: The guy that thinks the government wants to help people and wants medicare for all in the USA
LMAO
the giant snail has chosen you! Set it free to cause it's own fun in the fisherman's base. Or better yet, the permit office
Grian said in his video the snail didnt choose scar, and that it was a building the two others made. Fun idea though!
@@kittenoverdrive1964 I mean Grian may have denied scar being chosen, but really, it's the snail's choice is it not? Plus, I'd love to see permit office slimed.
@@ScootaDash yeah that's true lol, and it comes down to if scar wants to be petty which, knowing him, he probably does
scar should file a complaint with the permit office for not having accessible parking tbh
the first time I heard the muisic I was confused but now I remember!!!
its work all day!!!
“when the sun comes down over hermit town gotta work, work all day.” which ironic considering Grian goal is to do as little work as possible.
Oh my gosh you and Grian are the best comic duo of all time 😂😂😂
I love watching Scar just slowly zoom in on his face with Grian CACKLING in the background, then zooming back out with Grian looking at him through the window. True sibling energy right there. Grian and Scar are just Minecraft brothers at this point 😂