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You know as D-class duty goes this one doesn't seem too bad. All the customers seem really polite. And thankfully neither heaven nor hell contain anything as annoying as a Karen.
@@Beachballbou Keter would be more difficult to contain. They only need to keep their clients shopping there, humans do not shop in that place and all the employes are from Foundation - there are not outside people involved untill one of the "clients" wants to shop elsewhere nearby.
Imagine if ya pissed yourself or shit your pants as you thought a angel or demon was gonna destroy your soul but in reality it just wanted some toilet paper or a half off sale.
Right? At first I thought how they handled him was a bit rough (I mean it's effective but they could've at least made a more civilized effort to calm him down first), but then seeing they went and stocked his fridge for him, that was very nice of them
That or the Biblically Accurate Angel felt bad for scarying the college student and materialized the OJ & eggs in his fridge. I guess it is a mystery we will never know.
Proof the Foundation is cold, not cruel: While they may have had to detain and abduct the college student and amnesticize him, when they found out the poor guy had just wanted to buy some orange juice and eggs for his breakfast they made sure he had some when he woke up.
Smart money says the OJ (and/or eggs) were anomalous in some way and our student wound up dead (and/or worse) to satisfy some Foundation scientists' curiosity.
You know it would be nice if monsters and humans can live side by side in harmony, then things would be so much better for everyone to be treated equally.
Agree because Broken Masquerade, SCP-6001, and anomalous civilizations either hidden anomalous civilizations or pocket dimensions, proof and show if humans, parahumans, paramutants, and non-human anomalies can coexisting with each other (Surely not all of these make everyone is peaceful, live or make some kinda utopian life, or eliminate the problems cause it still exist expected for SCP-6001, but at least it proves if human and anomalous can coexist with eachother) But those annoying Normacly Orgs would say "We must preserve normacly 🤓🤡, especially The Jailors and The Bookburners" 🐍🖐🏻🐺
I wonder how Gregory and Alma reacted to their incarceration and if they were eventually let go Imagine you and your partner go out shopping only to find that your preferred store is so closed, so you go to another nearby one only for people to flee in terror at the sight of you, and the two of you end up arrested after deciding to head home
Pretty sure they were if I have to guess the demonic monster have lawyers in the other dimension help bail them out and the SCP can’t have any inter dimensional conflict with other creatures over minor acts
The foundation has no reason to detain them further as they were only there literally to shop, & haven't actually done any harm while they were at it. Being nice to them would also make interrogation easy, & letting them go later also meant they get to warn their friends about shopping elsewhere, reducing the risk of such unintended anomalous encounters.
Honestly, this feels like one of the nicer SCPs. A grocery store full of "monsters" who are shopping? They were kind, even to the guy who went in, they didn't wanna kill or even eat him. Maybe the first few times going there would be very scary and weird, but once you go a few times, you'll realize you're fine, none of the entities want to do anything bad, and maybe their products are even good. The Soul Candy sounds pretty good to be honest. And it restocks within 30 minutes? My mom has been annoyed ice cream is sold out when we go to the store, but at a store like this, that'd never happen! Sign me up to go to this store!
Honestly, this store seems like a place I would actually go to. Hey Foundation, leave Babylon’s alone, in fact just remove the open/close sign and just put an “Open 24/7” sign or even an “Always Open” sign and you won’t need to worry about the customers going to different stores.
“Winged horrors covered in eyes, while he had hell in front of him” the fact that he shown a biblical accurate angle and said that it was from hell, that’s funny
This is probably THE most benign SCP i've watched in this channel so far, & instead of not wanting to be anywhere near like how i'd usually do with other SCP, this' one where i'm actually interested to get into & talk to some of the regulars. Hell, if the goods are proven safe for human consumption & actually taste nice, i'd like to shop there as well.
I love how in reality, so many college students I know would be so chill seeing demons and angels in a supermarket, like a big whatever since finals are more scary 😂
It was nice of the agents to at least get the kid some eggs and oj. They could have been put there to put the kid from wandering around to the store again, but still a chill move.
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Well this is definitely not about a Alien Plant from another world. Even monsters need to buy their groceries somewhere. Stores in our world may not apply to the monsters here. Anyways a very interesting SCP here. Well done covering this SCP. Keep up the great work and take care.
Yeah you probably still be startled by their appearance every now and then but if anything the food you get there is probably decently priced then what they're charging it supermarkets nowadays.
It was very kind of the SCP Operatives to leave some eggs and orange juice in the fridge for the unfortunate college student. I was expecting him to wake up in some "Interview Room".
Personally i would love to go this store,the creatures don't seem hostile but rather friendly and the products are so unique,would be fun to browse around and maybe talk to some of the creatures
Im offended that you think "large beefy men covered in tattoos should "be locked up for life""! I'll have you know my 83 yr. old grandma who tends to her garden everyday and made us the best chocolate chip cookies growing up is the nicest bulging bicep tattooed man you'll ever meet.
So, a couple of demons are just trying to grocery shop, minding their own business, and then they’re screamed at, then kidnapped and held hostage by a bunch of humans for who knows how long.
Story is very interesting, however, I'm preety sure it would look more like in "Shawn of the dead" where main character is so hangover he didn't realise zombie outbreak around him on his way for his hangover drink.
Well according to the file it says that they've been released the day or so after this incident and I've made sure not to go do any late night grocery shopping. On speaker that I need to go pick some things up from babylon's I forgot on what aisle they have The cockatry eggs.
Im so glad I watched this just because of that intro alone. That shit made me super uncomfortable and then laughing like I saw somebody get knocked out with a foam finger.
@@The_Real_SmolOrTem even when you are the SCP, agents and researchers will often get you requested items if 1 you ask nicely and 2 they don't see it as a security risk
To be honest, if this were me, I would probably be able to put the pieces together pretty quick I mean the moment that the monster doesn’t chase you and you see more monsters it’s kind of obvious obvious obvious act or not the threat
Well your mind would be in a state a complete panic at that moment so really you wouldn't be able to think straight until you at least managed to stop and catch a breath.
I gotta feeling cosplayers would be fine shopping and working at Babylons. Plus, why is Gregory looking for stocked groceries when Alma is already stacked?
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thanks I definitely needed that (I'm deadass)
3 days?
@@thegoldenfox2403yea
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BETTERHELP
Lovecraftian monsters need reasonably-priced groceries, too. Can't conquer the world and establish dominion over all souls on an empty stomach
Yeah, 10 gnome dollars for un-bread is unacceptable
@@DietaryCandleinflation is getting crazy. with these prices, monsters wont even be able to commute to our realm.
Probably why we don't see any these days @@stjeep
I'd like to drop by one if one is available
No malls in R'lyeh unfortunately 😉😁🤣
You know as D-class duty goes this one doesn't seem too bad. All the customers seem really polite. And thankfully neither heaven nor hell contain anything as annoying as a Karen.
Untill they meet demon named Kraen
Why did they make it Euclid?
@@Beachballbou because it's Euclid
@@BeachballbouDo you ever heard "customers are always right" provoking them and you won't get to live to see another day.
@@Beachballbou Keter would be more difficult to contain. They only need to keep their clients shopping there, humans do not shop in that place and all the employes are from Foundation - there are not outside people involved untill one of the "clients" wants to shop elsewhere nearby.
The biblical accurate angel asking for toilet paper made me roll😂😂
Good!
Ahh, see what you did there
All this laughing has me wiped out
The implication is a little terrifying... haha
biblical accurate client
Imagine if ya pissed yourself or shit your pants as you thought a angel or demon was gonna destroy your soul but in reality it just wanted some toilet paper or a half off sale.
Oh please, I don’t believe the Walmart employee panicked or was scared, that sh*t is normal for Walmart.
Why do you think their turnover rate is so high?
As a Walmart employee I can confirm we deal with way worse than demons on a daily basis
@@maxwellkukowski8818Ohio is the same as anywhere else in the USA except being remoter than the average state
@@maxwellkukowski8818 explain Florida
A bunch of us where I work are fans of Hazbin Good omens and other demon stuff so we'd be thrilled
Wow, that's nice of the SCP agents to get that guy some eggs and OJ.
I would say it is just an easy way to prevent the same events from happening again.
Right? At first I thought how they handled him was a bit rough (I mean it's effective but they could've at least made a more civilized effort to calm him down first), but then seeing they went and stocked his fridge for him, that was very nice of them
Cold, not cruel. And it kept him from wandering out of the apartment again.
This place seems safer than the other super store... and less weird than Omega Mart.
That or the Biblically Accurate Angel felt bad for scarying the college student and materialized the OJ & eggs in his fridge. I guess it is a mystery we will never know.
Proof the Foundation is cold, not cruel: While they may have had to detain and abduct the college student and amnesticize him, when they found out the poor guy had just wanted to buy some orange juice and eggs for his breakfast they made sure he had some when he woke up.
ikr right but he got the one with pulp tho.
it was mainly just to stop him going back out to get them, and inevitably going back to Babylon's
Ok 05 council we know its you
Smart money says the OJ (and/or eggs) were anomalous in some way and our student wound up dead (and/or worse) to satisfy some Foundation scientists' curiosity.
I can respect Gregory stance:
“We already walked through the door, we have a commitment to shop here.”
I love how the 2854 cash is the ‘You’ve been Gnomed’ gnome logo.
I'm not a gnelf
I'm not a gnoblin
I'm a Gahnome, and you've been GNOMED!
I love how an instance of a Biblically accurate Angel shops there.
10:30 Man, it's even more surreal to see an Ophanim animated. Also, what would it want with toilet paper?
Maybe its picking it up for a friend?
Or maybe something something else?
He and the boys are going down to TP ol' man Beelzebub's house.
🤣
Ever heard of a holy shit
You know it would be nice if monsters and humans can live side by side in harmony, then things would be so much better for everyone to be treated equally.
Serpents hand agent spotted
@@maxwellkukowski8818 rogue that I’ll wait for further instructions from command
Agree because Broken Masquerade, SCP-6001, and anomalous civilizations either hidden anomalous civilizations or pocket dimensions, proof and show if humans, parahumans, paramutants, and non-human anomalies can coexisting with each other (Surely not all of these make everyone is peaceful, live or make some kinda utopian life, or eliminate the problems cause it still exist expected for SCP-6001, but at least it proves if human and anomalous can coexist with eachother)
But those annoying Normacly Orgs would say "We must preserve normacly 🤓🤡, especially The Jailors and The Bookburners"
🐍🖐🏻🐺
@@agustofurrywolf That makes a lot of sense
Given how humans are, I can’t see that working anytime soon… sadly
This must be where the Scarlet King pops by to get some groceries.
🎏 where did this emoji spawn😭😭😭
@@snacku7 They spawn in fabric rich environments so they can make more flags. 🎏🥻🎌
sshhhh, dont give him form
@@snacku7🤽🏻♂️
15:24 Thanks for gnoming us, Dr. Bob
the demonic customers:
All bark and no bite. Polite.
Most aren't even bark, they talk in casual tones
All bark?? Hell, most just happened to talk with a harsh voice becuz they're born like that! They didn't even try to bark!
Thats nice of the agents to buy him groceries
He would’ve just gone back
Cerberus Hot dog is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
Until you try eating it and then it eats you back.
Ha! SCP-4703 laughs: You call yourself an anomalous supermarket??
SCP-2854: Well, yeah. I've got gummy souls and everything!
SCP-4703: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
I think you miss-write scp,it's scp 4703
@@Artem_Tkachenko oops! Thank you!
@@SirWilliamKidney no problems.
@@SirWilliamKidney and also kraken
@@Artem_Tkachenko Haha I did notice that and decided it wasn't worth correcting, but hey since I'm here anyway :)
I wonder how Gregory and Alma reacted to their incarceration and if they were eventually let go
Imagine you and your partner go out shopping only to find that your preferred store is so closed, so you go to another nearby one only for people to flee in terror at the sight of you, and the two of you end up arrested after deciding to head home
Pretty sure they were if I have to guess the demonic monster have lawyers in the other dimension help bail them out and the SCP can’t have any inter dimensional conflict with other creatures over minor acts
Most likely since the Foundation seems to be largely leaving the store to it's own devices
The foundation has no reason to detain them further as they were only there literally to shop, & haven't actually done any harm while they were at it. Being nice to them would also make interrogation easy, & letting them go later also meant they get to warn their friends about shopping elsewhere, reducing the risk of such unintended anomalous encounters.
i love that this is one of the more wholesome files
😆😆I want more of Gregory and Alma
Damn it Walmart, taking business away for Local Anomalous Businesses
Honestly, this feels like one of the nicer SCPs.
A grocery store full of "monsters" who are shopping?
They were kind, even to the guy who went in, they didn't wanna kill or even eat him.
Maybe the first few times going there would be very scary and weird, but once you go a few times, you'll realize you're fine, none of the entities want to do anything bad, and maybe their products are even good.
The Soul Candy sounds pretty good to be honest.
And it restocks within 30 minutes? My mom has been annoyed ice cream is sold out when we go to the store, but at a store like this, that'd never happen!
Sign me up to go to this store!
Honestly, this store seems like a place I would actually go to. Hey Foundation, leave Babylon’s alone, in fact just remove the open/close sign and just put an “Open 24/7” sign or even an “Always Open” sign and you won’t need to worry about the customers going to different stores.
He could've made a hellish omelet if he found those deviled eggs.
Not the deviled eggs that meme needs to die😂
I like how these SCP videos make nods to the old ones, like how the workers in this SCP look like the guy from 021 (Skin Wyrm).
Loved this one, I can only imagine the creatures hating inflation as Much as us 😂
“Winged horrors covered in eyes, while he had hell in front of him” the fact that he shown a biblical accurate angle and said that it was from hell, that’s funny
Could have been a fallen angel
This is probably THE most benign SCP i've watched in this channel so far, & instead of not wanting to be anywhere near like how i'd usually do with other SCP, this' one where i'm actually interested to get into & talk to some of the regulars. Hell, if the goods are proven safe for human consumption & actually taste nice, i'd like to shop there as well.
Nice of the hungover guy to make sure his roommate was on his side (just in case) before he left.
I love how in reality, so many college students I know would be so chill seeing demons and angels in a supermarket, like a big whatever since finals are more scary 😂
Poor Gregory and Alma 🥲
Alma looks kinda of cute in demonic way
It was nice of the agents to at least get the kid some eggs and oj. They could have been put there to put the kid from wandering around to the store again, but still a chill move.
"I was just wondering if you knew where I could find some toilet paper in here" 😂
-Says the biblically accurate angel that was just fallen from the godly plains of heaven😂
Poor gregory and alma they just wanted some groceries😂
Am I the only one who would actually like working at this store?
No you're not I went to but the problem is you have to work for the foundation to even get a job there.
I know they were demons but damn they were just shopping
Bro this is my favourite SCP so far
So this is what Diablo was doing between games.
Gregory D. Diablo loves his candied souls.
Not even death can save you if you keep him from a sale.
I swear I’d watch a sitcom around Gregory & Alma 😂
Better help isn’t trusted,
There's a lot of controversy around it
Do NOT buy it!!!
i wish dr bob would stop sponsoring the company its annoying seeing so many channels i like doing this
@@billyhatcher643 i thought it was the other way around where companies sponsor you
Companies like BH give people they sponsor contracts, so they have to continue advertising them until it runs out. As far as I'm aware, BH in particular has contracts that can last up to a year.
Better help in an SCP.
@@alfonzog_music this is why
…42 seconds in, and I’m already sold on this.
20:48 Personally I think customers are also more likely to shop elsewhere if the store is actively kidnapping them, but that's just me
I love how the FBI's version of the SCP Foundation is literally considered "ineffectual"
"It's a being torn out of the most ancient scriptures," Ezekiel 17. The "un-bread" made me laugh tho.
This reminded me about that Interdimensional Diner, at least the customers is friendly and mostly mind their own shopping business
Well this is definitely not about a Alien Plant from another world.
Even monsters need to buy their groceries somewhere. Stores in our world may not apply to the monsters here.
Anyways a very interesting SCP here. Well done covering this SCP.
Keep up the great work and take care.
I won't be afraid of those creatures I will still shop in the store
Yeah you probably still be startled by their appearance every now and then but if anything the food you get there is probably decently priced then what they're charging it supermarkets nowadays.
Biblically Accurate just needed the toilet paper my man
What's he wipin'!!!
If i enter a market and i see a diabolical evil creature i will "crap" myself or run away
Twist, this was his third time going to that store. So to stop a fourth time they gave him a carton of eggs and orange juice
It was very kind of the SCP Operatives to leave some eggs and orange juice in the fridge for the unfortunate college student.
I was expecting him to wake up in some "Interview Room".
0:33 dear god
Personally i would love to go this store,the creatures don't seem hostile but rather friendly and the products are so unique,would be fun to browse around and maybe talk to some of the creatures
So even the Heavenly realms were affected by the toilet paper crisis and COVID panic-buying.
I work at a Wally World atm and found this very entertaining, btw in the span of 4 or 5 days I finally caught up to your current videos.
Sounds like a pretty cool interdimensional supermarket.👌
Im offended that you think "large beefy men covered in tattoos should "be locked up for life""!
I'll have you know my 83 yr. old grandma who tends to her garden everyday and made us the best chocolate chip cookies growing up is the nicest bulging bicep tattooed man you'll ever meet.
I’m pretty sure it was the made up college student who thought that
Super awesome.
So, a couple of demons are just trying to grocery shop, minding their own business, and then they’re screamed at, then kidnapped and held hostage by a bunch of humans for who knows how long.
Oh boy Hotdog!
You mean, "Oh crap, helldog."
Oh crap sus dangerous dog
That was magnificent. You made a masterpiece, Dr. Bob, again. 👏
That intro was great!!
I love the way you format your videos, one of a kind
Yo my guy. I dont need therapy. You are my therapy
I live in Wilmington North Carolina and I can confirm this did happen I was at the Walmart
12:34 nice for the foundation to get him breakfast
Is this one of the safest SCPs for D Class to work around? lol
until you tell them that product no longer exists, i think it is >_
LMAO. Fairtrade organic bananas. 25% off. Had me reeling.
I finally found the comment that I was looking for SO thank you for making me smile and my day a bit better!
Dr bob is becoming more and more less scary but the situations seem more common that could happen to anyone
I just wanna say that i love your story telling Dr. Bob. Keep up what your doing!
The term Hel-Mart lives up to its name LOL 😂😂😂
This video is one of the several times were a real brand appears, i will not count how many car brands appeard in all dr bob videos
Guess I found the second SCP I'd like to meet in person! The first, of course, is the tickle monster... Thanks for the cover Doc!
Story is very interesting, however, I'm preety sure it would look more like in "Shawn of the dead" where main character is so hangover he didn't realise zombie outbreak around him on his way for his hangover drink.
to also be fair most people wouldnt react like the college kid did.... not any people around here anyways lol
What happened to Alma and Gregory though? They just wanted to do some shopping.
Well according to the file it says that they've been released the day or so after this incident and I've made sure not to go do any late night grocery shopping.
On speaker that I need to go pick some things up from babylon's I forgot on what aisle they have The cockatry eggs.
Most likely they were released since the Foundation seems to be largely leaving the store to it's own devices
l love that Dr bob is now balancing between compilations and separate videos ❤
Thanks for listening
A demon saying Goddamn is hilarious to me
Don't know why everyones' screaming, primitive entities beyond mortal comprehension are a very common occurrence over there.
I like how the Throne at 10:57 sounds a lot like Gianni Matragrano’s Gabriel voice.
Im so glad I watched this just because of that intro alone. That shit made me super uncomfortable and then laughing like I saw somebody get knocked out with a foam finger.
First time I've heard about the Unusual Incident Unit.
9:53 Biblically accurate angel
gregory seems like a pretty cool guy
the intro had me laughing
9:54 If I ever saw a Biblically Accurate Angel coming towards my direction, I'd probably try to either run or just stare at it in all of its "glory"
Glad Dr. Bob recovered from whatever memetic effect that was making him upload compilation videos! Happy to see you’re better 😉
at least he got his Eggs and Orange Juice
I thought that was nice of the feild agents to get the collage students breakfast ingredients 😊
@@sarajohnson6855 hey, if you say something you need to a SCP Agent when you're not the SCP you might get something!
@@The_Real_SmolOrTem even when you are the SCP, agents and researchers will often get you requested items if 1 you ask nicely and 2 they don't see it as a security risk
10:10 i didn't expect this lol. Feels comical haha
I think dado 2 go would be the next scip drBob should cover because this is that but chaotic as hell
Absolutely loved this one, the Walmart dialogue had me in tears 😆
wow...youd think wall-mart would be ok with satan monster'z xD
i mean they would its not the worst thing that showed up their.....like demonic customers are ok compared to a karen xd
Working there actually sounds lit
Yeah well I don't think you get paid unless you're one of the agents.
10;46 that’s a biblical description of an angel.
Great story and animation on this one Dr. Bob
To be honest, if this were me, I would probably be able to put the pieces together pretty quick I mean the moment that the monster doesn’t chase you and you see more monsters it’s kind of obvious obvious obvious act or not the threat
Well your mind would be in a state a complete panic at that moment so really you wouldn't be able to think straight until you at least managed to stop and catch a breath.
Best scp channel on TH-cam. Love the inclusion of the foundation memory wipe thing. Also ain’t no way a Walmart employee is scared of that
Strange, this is one of the few instances where the anomaly isn't gonna kill you yet
I gotta feeling cosplayers would be fine shopping and working at Babylons. Plus, why is Gregory looking for stocked groceries when Alma is already stacked?
Ngl i would GLADLY go to that place like dude meeting angels and demons that are polite and really cool stuff?Hell yeah
I would probably prefer to shop at Babylons compared to my local asda