Fun fact: they also maul actual toddlers and rip the faces off of people, horses, or basically any innocent creature that thought it was living a safe world where we didn't still breed fighting dogs and unleash them on the world.
The large charging station can charge up to 12 small dogs. Large cat charging station only charges 8 small cats. A few can charge 10 but you don't see those models often. Makes cat breeder sad.
@@joylightfoot1 😂 as a future amateur tailor, and then professional horticulturist, using the right tool is my big nitpick. Don’t be using pruners to cut wire! There’s wire cutters for that!
@@Chaos89P I'm not sure, but even if he is a vulture, an episode on condors or any other species of carrion-eating raptor would work. They're really endangered animals and so hecking important to the ecosystem, they deserve more love!
Same. Idk how the spandex freaks deal with the nut cracker 3000 style seats. Avid biker. tried padded shorts for a summer and nope went right back to wide seat.
@@bheowolfe You can make an intelligent person stupid if you learn them stupid, but an inherently stupid person cannot be taught to be smart. Pitbulls have inherent aggression problems that have been bred into them. You can mitigate this somewhat with proper training, but most dogs don't get proper training.
@Lilliathi Pitbull's 'inherent aggression' is towards other dogs with humans they're naturally friendly even with strangers. Pitbulls are not going to be aggressive unless trained to or in an environment where they learn to distrust humans due to being surrounded by bad humans. I'll admit that if a pitbull is provoked into attacking a human, it's more likely to inflict serious damage than other dogs. But that's because they're less likely to backdown from an attack, not because of aggression. Also, did you come to a video talking about how great pitbulls are just to poopoo them?
Dear Creepy Dave, Please maybe if you have time, AND if it's convenient, AND if you feel like it, AND if the stars are properly aligned, do a video about Mastiffs (English). They are masterful snorers, and champion droolers. Very slobbery! ...Even if the stars never align, i LOVE this channel! 😊
@@Holidaemon2516: I didn't get that part. How are scissors related to helicopters? The blades? Something to do with vultures carrying scissors to look like a helicopter?
I was a bit afraid of pittbullses in the past, but seeing so many adorable and sweet pittbullses on the interweb I have learned to love them! They seem to be such big goofballses!
Everyone can be dangerous! If your mother lets you play with scissors to play helicopter. all so true! Yes, bull terriers are the best for kisses, obedience, loyalty and intelligence! Thank you.
@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811 Most people have a herd mentality, they don’t try to form their own beliefs or opinions based on their own observations, they just hear something and take it at face value. And that’s what pisses me off most about the stigmas against pitties, it’s like saying anyone who likes rainbows are objectively gay, which obviously isn’t true.
Pitty smiles! Sweetest dogs ever, our boy taught my son how to walk :D Used to lie down next to him until the kidlet hooked an arm over his back, then very carefully stood up.
@@HateSpeechMoreLikeBasedSpeech ........... wow, dude. Thanks for the uninvited - and uninformed - commentary. Have you ever actually owned a pitbull? Because I assure you, that's utter nonsense. Also, my kid’s twelve by now, and never once got snapped at by any of our dogs. Because dogs don't just "routinely snap for no reason." If you meant something along the lines of mouthing at peoples hands or nipping, many dogs do that regardless of the breed and it's easily corrected with good training. If, on the other hand, you meant that as in "your dog will inevitably turn into a bloodthirsty monster and eat your kids," well... Either you've never encountered a non-traumatized dog in your life, or you've got an incredibly narrow minded view of large dog breeds. I wouldn't be hugely surprised to find that you have a number of irrational fears around rottweilers, dobermans and german shepherds as well. As ever, the aggressive behaviour of some of these dogs isn’t due to some inherent maliciousness but rather the result of terrible human behaviour. Not sure where your "information" is coming from, but maybe you should check your sources. And I may be a "moron" for having my well trained dogs around my kid, but at least I'm not enough of a jackass to pop up on an old comment, spew out some nonsense with really erratic grammar - kudos for using a semi colon correctly! Shame about the rest of the sentence - and then insult the parenting of someone you've never met.
@@HateSpeechMoreLikeBasedSpeech ........... wow, dude. Thanks for the uninvited - and uninformed - commentary. Have you ever actually owned a pitbull? Because I assure you, that's utter nonsense. Also, my kid’s twelve by now, and never once got snapped at by any of our dogs. Because dogs don't just "routinely snap for no reason." If you meant something along the lines of mouthing at peoples hands or nipping, many dogs do that regardless of the breed and it's easily corrected with good training. If, on the other hand, you meant that as in "your dog will inevitably turn into a bloodthirsty monster and eat your kids," well... Either you've never encountered a non-traumatized dog in your life, or you've got an incredibly narrow minded view of large dog breeds. I wouldn't be hugely surprised to find that you have a number of irrational fears around rottweilers, dobermans and german shepherds as well. As ever, the aggressive behaviour of some of these dogs isn’t due to some inherent maliciousness but rather the result of terrible human behaviour. Not sure where your "information" is coming from, but maybe you should check your sources. And I may be a "moron" for having my well trained dogs around my kid, but at least I'm not enough of a jackass to pop up on a old comment, spew out some nonsense with really erratic grammar - kudos for using a semi colon correctly! Shame about the rest of the sentence - and then insult the parenting of someone you've never met.
@@HateSpeechMoreLikeBasedSpeech ........... wow, dude. Thanks for the uninvited - and uninformed - commentary. Have you ever actually owned a pitbull? Because I assure you, that's utter nonsense. Also, my kid’s twelve by now, and never once got snapped at by any of our dogs. Because dogs don't just "routinely snap for no reason." If you meant something along the lines of mouthing at people's hands or nipping, many dogs do that regardless of the breed and it's easily corrected with good training. If, on the other hand, you meant that as in "your dog will inevitably turn into a bloodthirsty monster and eat your kids," well... Either you've never encountered a non-traumatized dog in your life, or you've got an incredibly narrow-minded view of large dog breeds. I wouldn't be hugely surprised to find that you have a number of irrational fears around rottweilers, dobermans and german shepherds as well. As ever, the aggressive behaviour in many/most of these dogs isn’t due to some inherent maliciousness but rather the result of terrible human behaviour. Not sure where your "information" is coming from, but maybe you should check your sources. And I may be a "moron" for having my well-trained dogs around my kid, but at least I'm not enough of a jackass to pop up on an old comment, spew out some nonsense with really erratic grammar - kudos for using a semi colon correctly! Shame about the rest of the sentence - and then insult the parenting of someone you've never met.
Pit bulls are bred to be aggressive. They most certainly are not the “sweetest dogs ever” and should be banned as a breed. So many children die of pit bull attacks every year
I'd be more worried about giving Mom a Sandal or Slipper. Also these are just the most gosh darn cute Pitbullses. I especially love my own. Their stares when not 'happy panting' can honestly be unnerving, but gosh darnit are they the sweetest dogs you can hope for in a family of humans... without training. Cause small animals require acclimation and training. Know your breed's upbringing. They were a bully breed, bred for Pit-fighting against small animals like Rats, while also bred for an inclination towards being friendly to humans. They're known for being quite stubborn, despite also being people pleasers.
My Pit is the Official Babysitter of my two Grandbabies. If they happen to be outside playing and she comes in the house, I tell her to get her ass back out there and watch those kids! She loves those kids with every cell in her giant wiggle butt body. And I love her for it. They couldn't be safer if I had sharpshooters on every corner. I'm pretty sure they come visit just for her! ❤❤
@@elizlikethequeen I mean - your shitbull is more likely to attack and eat your grand children, than protect them, they often get their prey drive triggered by crying kids/blood/any sign of weakness, but I guess the shitbull is worth more to you, than your grand children, sad.
@@Gerbilsarefriends Do you have any proof or any evidence of this dog in particular showing aggression towards humans? No? Then be quiet. Dog aggression can be common in american pitbull terriers, but *human* aggression isn’t.
I'm inclined to assume you're Selfish, Zoophilic & Antisocial That and much more It will be 100% confirmed if you go through a round of TH-cam videos posted by 'Pit Bull Victim Awareness and don't change your mind Or maybe you'll be redeemed
My pitsbullses were the best =] always so loving. I have pictures of them curled around my daughter in the back seat on long drives. They passed a few years ago but they are most definitely still in our hearts.
Please do a Indian flying fox! Or Egyptian fruit bat, it's strange, where I live, all Megabats are called flying dogs, and they look more like dogs, then fox!
They really do look like little German Shepherd puppies with weird noses. Ze did a True Facts about Fruit Bats, and a shorter video about bats for Merlin Tuttle’s bat sanctuary. Creepy Dave could probably use some of the video footage from the TF video.
In ten years of delivering pizzas, I met only one aggressive pitbull -- and that one had clearly been trained by her owner to be that way. Every other one of the dozen or so I encountered were some of the most joyous, sweet-natured dogs I've ever met. One good girl loved the aromas of my delivery so much, she tried to come back to the store with me by climbing into my truck! I was far more scared of dealing with uptight Chihuahuas and Yorkies than I ever was of pitbulls.
Yesss the most aggressive dog I ever saw at the Humane Society was not a pitty, not a mastiff, not a rottie, but a friggin' chihuahua. I thought "how could this tiny little thing be dangerous?" And then the trainer showed what triggered him (petting his lower back) and holy shit, it was like "Demon Mode Activated".
the only dog that's ever bitten me was some nasty little fat rat dog thing that bolted up behind me bit my ankle hard enough to draw blood then it bolted back to the old hag that owned it. I couldn't even kick it it was so fast. 😅😅😅
Ngl, I almost cried at the end, lol. Pitbulls are like normal dogs but when a moron gets ahold of one, just like any dog, they can have issues. It would make me feel so sad for my dog when other people got nervous around her. She was such a sweetheart and loved everyone
@@PolarNights123considering the idiocy you've posted in this thread you should not be allowed to own any animals whatsoever and probably shouldn't even be allowed around other people unsupervised. Definitely no one should ever give you scissors
Pitbull's are incredibly dangerous dogs. That huge tongue can almost knock you out when they lick you, and you can also risk drowning in their slobber as they do so. It's the only thing I've found dangerous about the ones I've lived with anyway. They're so sweet, loving, and generally big softies who like to cuddle up in bed with you if they're given a chance. One of mine wouldn't go to bed without someone being there to tuck him in with his teddy. He also refused to go out for a walk if it was raining and wouldn't go out without his coat on if the weather was even remotely cold.
Please make a Creepy Dave shirt that says "Everybody can be stupid if you learn them stupid." 😂😂😂
Please. Oh, pleeeeeease.
I want one!!!!!
That is a shirt I wills buys
YES!! With a pitbull picture!
Best comment!
"everybody can be stupid if your learn them stupid" is my new favorite quote, thanks!
me too!
No learning necessary.
So true scary to see it in action for to many years a whole generation....
Agreed! LOVE IT👍
We need a ZeFrank t-shirt that says that
"Remember, don't give your mama scissors."
It's Creepy Dave Public Service Announcement, okay.
"Like this one just killed a beaaar"
Fun fact: they also maul actual toddlers and rip the faces off of people, horses, or basically any innocent creature that thought it was living a safe world where we didn't still breed fighting dogs and unleash them on the world.
“Plugs are for recharging!” 😂
he's got it wrong, those plugs are for recharging other dogs!
The large charging station can charge up to 12 small dogs. Large cat charging station only charges 8 small cats. A few can charge 10 but you don't see those models often. Makes cat breeder sad.
dorg 😂
"Everyone can be stupid if you learn them stupid". Words to live by.
Yep, new favorite quote. It fits perfectly with "if you're going to be dumb then you gotta be tough".
My thoughts exactly.
And that "When you get knocked down you gotta get back up."
I don't know it all, but I know enough.
Man, the trouble I got into when I used my mom’s fabric scissors for non-fabric things…
As a mother, whatever punishment she chose was completely justified! Lol!
@@joylightfoot1 😂 as a future amateur tailor, and then professional horticulturist, using the right tool is my big nitpick. Don’t be using pruners to cut wire! There’s wire cutters for that!
I have many pairs of scissors, and they each have a purpose: fabric, hair, paper, etc. Don't mix them up.
Accidentally used her fabric scissors as the poop scissors once. Her fault for buying such similar-looking scissors anyway 🤷
@@emperortgp2424 ok, we have to know: poop scissors? Y’all can’t pinch it off ?!! 😂
I want one for vultures, they're so under-appreciated!
Can Creepy Dave be his own best favorite animal?
Yes! They're very integral to many ecosystems.
But these are narrated by a vulture, at least I think that's what Creepy Dave is.
@@DocHoody is there any more best favorite animal than Creepy Dave?
@@Chaos89P I'm not sure, but even if he is a vulture, an episode on condors or any other species of carrion-eating raptor would work. They're really endangered animals and so hecking important to the ecosystem, they deserve more love!
As someone, who prefers wide, well cushioned bicycls seats, I approve the message of this video 😅
Same. Idk how the spandex freaks deal with the nut cracker 3000 style seats.
Avid biker. tried padded shorts for a summer and nope went right back to wide seat.
@@dackbowland1876
Same. Everything else just *hurts* after 60 min tops 😆
Lol I can just imagine your mom yelling at you to get your ass off the dogs face!
@@raraavis7782 idk how the trails are by you, but the one by me desplaines river trail is bumpy and rocky too.
#wideseatgang
I have no idea how people can stand those narrow seats. You might as well just not sit on them.
"Everybody can be stupid, if you learn them stupid..." #truestfacts
He is speaking the language of the gods
Should sell merch with that phrase
And it's so applicable to pitbulls, they're sweet dog trained to do bad things
@@bheowolfe
You can make an intelligent person stupid if you learn them stupid, but an inherently stupid person cannot be taught to be smart. Pitbulls have inherent aggression problems that have been bred into them. You can mitigate this somewhat with proper training, but most dogs don't get proper training.
@Lilliathi Pitbull's 'inherent aggression' is towards other dogs with humans they're naturally friendly even with strangers. Pitbulls are not going to be aggressive unless trained to or in an environment where they learn to distrust humans due to being surrounded by bad humans.
I'll admit that if a pitbull is provoked into attacking a human, it's more likely to inflict serious damage than other dogs. But that's because they're less likely to backdown from an attack, not because of aggression.
Also, did you come to a video talking about how great pitbulls are just to poopoo them?
I have absolutely no idea how a person can be so chill.
He's a vulture. If you spent your days with your head up the decaying flesh of animals and eating that flesh, not much would phase you either.
The power of creepiness.
???
When person is vulture, like creepy Dave, person be super chill!
Yeah!
“Remember don’t give your momma scissors and say let’s play helicopter!” Got me and my dad laughing 😂
Man didn't even talk about the wigglebutts
It would have overloaded the cuteness factor of the video and caused TH-cam to implode.
Or zoomies!
Or leans
Or the farts.
Or the slinky slow stretch off the couch
“Piss and ballses” LMAO
I've rewatched this too many times solely for "under the pitsball come with many plug. It's for recharging your darg."
Dear Creepy Dave, Please maybe if you have time, AND if it's convenient, AND if you feel like it, AND if the stars are properly aligned, do a video about Mastiffs (English). They are masterful snorers, and champion droolers. Very slobbery!
...Even if the stars never align, i LOVE this channel! 😊
Mass Stiffs, the looka like a baby that's too big, but still looka like a baby!
Mastiff don't knock people to ground to hurt them, they desire ground level cuddles 💗
@@katiekane5247 Yes and yes and yes and YES!!! And so many needings to give kisses with their smashy face, breathey mouth, puddin' lips!
@@katiekane5247
Or its called manchief,
Or mudchif
Or mudkip
I keep hearing "pizza balls" and now I really want pizza rolls... and a pitbull.
I want to just shove pizza rolls into that big gaping pit pitbull smile.
Pizza bones!
Everybody can be stupid if you learn them stupid 👈 most intelligent thing I’ve heard in 2023
You should be considered a mental health professional. I really needed this.
Dr. Creepy Dave, MD
Same
Moral of the story: don't give your mama scissors
And if you do, don't tell them "Lets be helicopters"
@@Holidaemon2516: I didn't get that part. How are scissors related to helicopters? The blades? Something to do with vultures carrying scissors to look like a helicopter?
@@adroy7 don't carry scissors and then spin around really fast with your arms outstretched.
@@Holidaemon2516 Got it. Thank you so much 😊
I love the internet! ❤😂
When a vulture gives better advice than most people today 😂
Thanks Creepy Dave
I love pitbulls they're the cutest balls of muscle ever!
I was a bit afraid of pittbullses in the past, but seeing so many adorable and sweet pittbullses on the interweb I have learned to love them! They seem to be such big goofballses!
"Bicycle seat that went to the gym maybe?" 😂 Adorable
Even creepy Dave has to smile about pizzabulls
I believe it is pronounced pissnballs
I thought it was pizza boss. And I was like, "I gotta meet this pizza boss. I like his work!"
pizzaballzes
"Courageous pitbull charges into a blazing home before the building collapses to bite one last baby!"
My favorite are the ones with heads a mile wide and nothing in them. Just smiles and kisses.
Everyone can be dangerous! If your mother lets you play with scissors to play helicopter. all so true! Yes, bull terriers are the best for kisses, obedience, loyalty and intelligence! Thank you.
Creepy Dave is Zefrank's best serendipitous discovery of all time.
Anytime I see a new upload from Creepy Dave, I know the smile party is about to begin.
Yes they do give the best kisses and they love babies and toddlers they protect them ❤❤❤❤
Thank you Ze, I've been rescuing pits for 15 years. Never met one I couldn't rehabilitate and retrain. I'm hoping this helps spread the love for pits.
I love all your content, but these shorts I could watch all day long. Keep ‘em comin!!
Technically the plugs on the bottom are for recharging other smaller dogs.
True facts!
I have a pit bullZ he’s the sweetest baby that ever lived
captions going crazy, pissing pauses, peace ball, piece and bosses, please imposters, pizza bars, peace and balls
Creepy Dave is the best!!!!!!! Thank you for all the amazing videos! Much love from the Adirondack Mountains
😢 As someone who has an extreme love for pitsbullses, I enjoyed this short.
Fr, i hate the stigma people have about them.
@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811 Most people have a herd mentality, they don’t try to form their own beliefs or opinions based on their own observations, they just hear something and take it at face value. And that’s what pisses me off most about the stigmas against pitties, it’s like saying anyone who likes rainbows are objectively gay, which obviously isn’t true.
*shows 5 day old puppy* "this one just killed a bear". LMAO.
My best dogs in the past have been pits and pittie mixes. And yeah, licks/kisses for sure!!!
The hugs they give are epic😊😊😊❤
i can be dangerous, when i see people still cut dog ears off. -.-
This is the best one ever. Love me some pitsbullses
Pitty smiles! Sweetest dogs ever, our boy taught my son how to walk :D Used to lie down next to him until the kidlet hooked an arm over his back, then very carefully stood up.
Pitbulls routinely snap for no reason; I pray it never happens to you and your child, if if he does sound like he has morons for parents.
@@HateSpeechMoreLikeBasedSpeech ........... wow, dude. Thanks for the uninvited - and uninformed - commentary. Have you ever actually owned a pitbull? Because I assure you, that's utter nonsense. Also, my kid’s twelve by now, and never once got snapped at by any of our dogs. Because dogs don't just "routinely snap for no reason." If you meant something along the lines of mouthing at peoples hands or nipping, many dogs do that regardless of the breed and it's easily corrected with good training. If, on the other hand, you meant that as in "your dog will inevitably turn into a bloodthirsty monster and eat your kids," well... Either you've never encountered a non-traumatized dog in your life, or you've got an incredibly narrow minded view of large dog breeds. I wouldn't be hugely surprised to find that you have a number of irrational fears around rottweilers, dobermans and german shepherds as well. As ever, the aggressive behaviour of some of these dogs isn’t due to some inherent maliciousness but rather the result of terrible human behaviour.
Not sure where your "information" is coming from, but maybe you should check your sources. And I may be a "moron" for having my well trained dogs around my kid, but at least I'm not enough of a jackass to pop up on an old comment, spew out some nonsense with really erratic grammar - kudos for using a semi colon correctly! Shame about the rest of the sentence - and then insult the parenting of someone you've never met.
@@HateSpeechMoreLikeBasedSpeech ........... wow, dude. Thanks for the uninvited - and uninformed - commentary. Have you ever actually owned a pitbull? Because I assure you, that's utter nonsense. Also, my kid’s twelve by now, and never once got snapped at by any of our dogs. Because dogs don't just "routinely snap for no reason." If you meant something along the lines of mouthing at peoples hands or nipping, many dogs do that regardless of the breed and it's easily corrected with good training. If, on the other hand, you meant that as in "your dog will inevitably turn into a bloodthirsty monster and eat your kids," well... Either you've never encountered a non-traumatized dog in your life, or you've got an incredibly narrow minded view of large dog breeds. I wouldn't be hugely surprised to find that you have a number of irrational fears around rottweilers, dobermans and german shepherds as well. As ever, the aggressive behaviour of some of these dogs isn’t due to some inherent maliciousness but rather the result of terrible human behaviour.
Not sure where your "information" is coming from, but maybe you should check your sources. And I may be a "moron" for having my well trained dogs around my kid, but at least I'm not enough of a jackass to pop up on a old comment, spew out some nonsense with really erratic grammar - kudos for using a semi colon correctly! Shame about the rest of the sentence - and then insult the parenting of someone you've never met.
@@HateSpeechMoreLikeBasedSpeech ........... wow, dude. Thanks for the uninvited - and uninformed - commentary. Have you ever actually owned a pitbull? Because I assure you, that's utter nonsense. Also, my kid’s twelve by now, and never once got snapped at by any of our dogs. Because dogs don't just "routinely snap for no reason." If you meant something along the lines of mouthing at people's hands or nipping, many dogs do that regardless of the breed and it's easily corrected with good training. If, on the other hand, you meant that as in "your dog will inevitably turn into a bloodthirsty monster and eat your kids," well... Either you've never encountered a non-traumatized dog in your life, or you've got an incredibly narrow-minded view of large dog breeds. I wouldn't be hugely surprised to find that you have a number of irrational fears around rottweilers, dobermans and german shepherds as well. As ever, the aggressive behaviour in many/most of these dogs isn’t due to some inherent maliciousness but rather the result of terrible human behaviour.
Not sure where your "information" is coming from, but maybe you should check your sources. And I may be a "moron" for having my well-trained dogs around my kid, but at least I'm not enough of a jackass to pop up on an old comment, spew out some nonsense with really erratic grammar - kudos for using a semi colon correctly! Shame about the rest of the sentence - and then insult the parenting of someone you've never met.
Pit bulls are bred to be aggressive. They most certainly are not the “sweetest dogs ever” and should be banned as a breed. So many children die of pit bull attacks every year
I'd be more worried about giving Mom a Sandal or Slipper.
Also these are just the most gosh darn cute Pitbullses. I especially love my own. Their stares when not 'happy panting' can honestly be unnerving, but gosh darnit are they the sweetest dogs you can hope for in a family of humans... without training. Cause small animals require acclimation and training. Know your breed's upbringing. They were a bully breed, bred for Pit-fighting against small animals like Rats, while also bred for an inclination towards being friendly to humans. They're known for being quite stubborn, despite also being people pleasers.
Let’s go Creepy Dave!!
okay, I will never unsee the bicycle seat.
My Pit is the Official Babysitter of my two Grandbabies. If they happen to be outside playing and she comes in the house, I tell her to get her ass back out there and watch those kids! She loves those kids with every cell in her giant wiggle butt body. And I love her for it. They couldn't be safer if I had sharpshooters on every corner. I'm pretty sure they come visit just for her! ❤❤
Attempting a very late term abortion eh?
@@Gerbilsarefriends If you wanna send me your address, sure!
@@elizlikethequeen I mean - your shitbull is more likely to attack and eat your grand children, than protect them, they often get their prey drive triggered by crying kids/blood/any sign of weakness, but I guess the shitbull is worth more to you, than your grand children, sad.
@@Gerbilsarefriends Do you have any proof or any evidence of this dog in particular showing aggression towards humans? No? Then be quiet.
Dog aggression can be common in american pitbull terriers, but *human* aggression isn’t.
Ok, better than the gold mine that would be calling Barracudas “Barcodes”…but I’m still asking for it.
My poor bicycle seat. 😂
❤ Love a bullie!
I will never unsee a bicycle seat whenever I look at pitbull heads
"This one killed a bear."
lmao
Love how you cracked with the recharging one 😂
Pitbulls are so adorable
My pitbull gives me so many kisses!
Pizzen pawzes are such fun creatures. Licks or face eats is all how raise them.
Pitsbulls are with out a doubt. The best dog ever. And anyone who disagrees. Hasn't had the chance to raise one.
Love Bugs through and through. Love the message.
I am loving this strong bad impression
My pitbull was amazing. He was my best friend and protecter.
I'm inclined to assume you're Selfish, Zoophilic & Antisocial
That and much more
It will be 100% confirmed if you go through a round of TH-cam videos posted by 'Pit Bull Victim Awareness and don't change your mind
Or maybe you'll be redeemed
Like a bicycle seat that works out. That's pretty accurate.
"Remember don't give your mama scissors."
Isn't it, "Don't keep your..."
Yes they are in fact best favorite animal ❤❤
best dog I've ever had was a pitbull. never once worried about her hurting my kids... when she passed it was like loosing a dear sweet friend
I think this is one of my favorites! Thanks Ze
"Everybody can be stupid if you learn them stupid."
New Creepy Dave merchandise?
My pitsbullse Mouse thanks you for your PSA and she thinks you're the best favorite animal too.
I tend to call smaller pitty breeds, "pocket piggies" 😊
I now know how to describe the bicycle seat I need, you know the fancy wide one, shaped like a pitbull’s head.
Can you do chinchillas please?
This must happen!
The grin I can hear in his voice while he says “is for recharging your darg” is hilarious.
My pitsbullses were the best =] always so loving. I have pictures of them curled around my daughter in the back seat on long drives. They passed a few years ago but they are most definitely still in our hearts.
Bestest puppers the world has ever known. Your daughter was lucky to have them 💙💙💙
These Creepy Dave sketches are the perfect fit for shorts
Please do a Indian flying fox! Or Egyptian fruit bat, it's strange, where I live, all Megabats are called flying dogs, and they look more like dogs, then fox!
They really do look like little German Shepherd puppies with weird noses.
Ze did a True Facts about Fruit Bats, and a shorter video about bats for Merlin Tuttle’s bat sanctuary. Creepy Dave could probably use some of the video footage from the TF video.
Creepy Dave on Pitbull Advocacy is the best possible way i could have started my week. Thank you.
ok, im requesting Pomeranians please!
Pyres would also be acceptable... really any poofy marshmallow boys would be great.
@@CherityTherarè im trying to thing of how silly he can makes Poms sound, the best one i got is Pomeringues XD
It sounded at one point like you said pizza ballses, honestly that's kinda even better
Even Creepy Dave knows it’s almost never a “bad” pibble and almost always a bad hooman owner. Love!❤
My best favourite animal. We are getting a male puppy soon and I desperately want to name him Dave . My oh not so keen on it
You could have some fun doing Xolos. Three different varieties (sizes), and theys all nekkid (hairless, some with hair)
Wtf did TH-cam just recommend to me??? Thanks man now I can't unsee my pitbulls buff bicycle shaped head...
Pitssibullses! My favorite bullses. 😍 ours was the biggest cuddle monster of all times, so tolerant, so much game. Best dog ever.b
All pitbulls eat children! Stop killing children!
I can’t get enough of these Creepy Dave videos. 😆🤣🤣
In ten years of delivering pizzas, I met only one aggressive pitbull -- and that one had clearly been trained by her owner to be that way. Every other one of the dozen or so I encountered were some of the most joyous, sweet-natured dogs I've ever met. One good girl loved the aromas of my delivery so much, she tried to come back to the store with me by climbing into my truck! I was far more scared of dealing with uptight Chihuahuas and Yorkies than I ever was of pitbulls.
Yesss the most aggressive dog I ever saw at the Humane Society was not a pitty, not a mastiff, not a rottie, but a friggin' chihuahua.
I thought "how could this tiny little thing be dangerous?" And then the trainer showed what triggered him (petting his lower back) and holy shit, it was like "Demon Mode Activated".
@edmontonhermit1156 yeah but a chihuahua isn't going to kill you 99.9999% of the time. They are more aggressive but are not at all dangerous
the only dog that's ever bitten me was some nasty little fat rat dog thing that bolted up behind me bit my ankle hard enough to draw blood then it bolted back to the old hag that owned it. I couldn't even kick it it was so fast. 😅😅😅
Best favorite animals for sures!
The sheer joy I felt getting the notification for a new creepy Dave video is rivaled by very few things in life.❤
Amen
Yes!!! Must do a video on Vultures!!! I bet everyone would freaking LOVE it!!
Amazing how many lessons are jammed in here. All great ones
Thank you. This was perfect.
Please please I beg of you. Do Tibetian Fox. I have been giggling everyday since I was made aware of them a month ago😅
I just went and Googled it. The poor thing looks like a badly compressed image file from the early 00s.
@@MorrahaDesigns 🤣🤣 omg it does.
Oh man the scissor parts has me absolutely dying with laugher
Oh this is so good. Love the Pitbulls😊.
Love these so much! Vote to see Black and Rufous Elephant Shrew!
Ngl, I almost cried at the end, lol. Pitbulls are like normal dogs but when a moron gets ahold of one, just like any dog, they can have issues. It would make me feel so sad for my dog when other people got nervous around her. She was such a sweetheart and loved everyone
Ze Frank is an absolute jem. As screwy as things are, I'm glad I get to exist at the same time as him.
I love the big smile of pitties. Like they are the model for the smiley emoji.
Sweet beautiful Pitty smile! 😃
My new best favorite animal❣️
I have a little pittie and these are the sweetest dogs ever.
Until the day they aren't
I prefer sight hounds and dobermans.
@@PolarNights123considering the idiocy you've posted in this thread you should not be allowed to own any animals whatsoever and probably shouldn't even be allowed around other people unsupervised. Definitely no one should ever give you scissors
@@ZHZhuull LOL. Speak for yourself. Jump.
I showed this to my pitbull.
Pitbull's are incredibly dangerous dogs. That huge tongue can almost knock you out when they lick you, and you can also risk drowning in their slobber as they do so. It's the only thing I've found dangerous about the ones I've lived with anyway. They're so sweet, loving, and generally big softies who like to cuddle up in bed with you if they're given a chance. One of mine wouldn't go to bed without someone being there to tuck him in with his teddy. He also refused to go out for a walk if it was raining and wouldn't go out without his coat on if the weather was even remotely cold.
This is so unhinged and I’m here for it 😂😂😂😂