Fun fact: they also maul actual toddlers and rip the faces off of people, horses, or basically any innocent creature that thought it was living a safe world where we didn't still breed fighting dogs and unleash them on the world.
The large charging station can charge up to 12 small dogs. Large cat charging station only charges 8 small cats. A few can charge 10 but you don't see those models often. Makes cat breeder sad.
@@joylightfoot1 😂 as a future amateur tailor, and then professional horticulturist, using the right tool is my big nitpick. Don’t be using pruners to cut wire! There’s wire cutters for that!
Same. Idk how the spandex freaks deal with the nut cracker 3000 style seats. Avid biker. tried padded shorts for a summer and nope went right back to wide seat.
@@Chaos89P I'm not sure, but even if he is a vulture, an episode on condors or any other species of carrion-eating raptor would work. They're really endangered animals and so hecking important to the ecosystem, they deserve more love!
@@bheowolfe You can make an intelligent person stupid if you learn them stupid, but an inherently stupid person cannot be taught to be smart. Pitbulls have inherent aggression problems that have been bred into them. You can mitigate this somewhat with proper training, but most dogs don't get proper training.
@Lilliathi Pitbull's 'inherent aggression' is towards other dogs with humans they're naturally friendly even with strangers. Pitbulls are not going to be aggressive unless trained to or in an environment where they learn to distrust humans due to being surrounded by bad humans. I'll admit that if a pitbull is provoked into attacking a human, it's more likely to inflict serious damage than other dogs. But that's because they're less likely to backdown from an attack, not because of aggression. Also, did you come to a video talking about how great pitbulls are just to poopoo them?
Dear Creepy Dave, Please maybe if you have time, AND if it's convenient, AND if you feel like it, AND if the stars are properly aligned, do a video about Mastiffs (English). They are masterful snorers, and champion droolers. Very slobbery! ...Even if the stars never align, i LOVE this channel! 😊
@@Holidaemon2516: I didn't get that part. How are scissors related to helicopters? The blades? Something to do with vultures carrying scissors to look like a helicopter?
Everyone can be dangerous! If your mother lets you play with scissors to play helicopter. all so true! Yes, bull terriers are the best for kisses, obedience, loyalty and intelligence! Thank you.
Please do a Indian flying fox! Or Egyptian fruit bat, it's strange, where I live, all Megabats are called flying dogs, and they look more like dogs, then fox!
They really do look like little German Shepherd puppies with weird noses. Ze did a True Facts about Fruit Bats, and a shorter video about bats for Merlin Tuttle’s bat sanctuary. Creepy Dave could probably use some of the video footage from the TF video.
My pitzenballses Pickle is snoring in my lap at present. We've been here since about 2, (edit: this was written at ~5:30am iirc) when she woke me up by jumping on me and curling up with her face as close to IN my mouth as possible. There was a thunder. She's sleeping with her top half on my chest and i dropped my phone on my face typing this because i just can't wake her up. Who knows, I could move, but she could go to get a drink or an early snarf, and there might be a bug. Then we'd just have to start over again.
I bet the "play around with the names and noises" session for these is pretty ridiculous. "Pitbulls... Okay... Hmmm... Pibbles Pizza ball... Noo.. Pitsbulls... Hmmm..."
My Pit is the Official Babysitter of my two Grandbabies. If they happen to be outside playing and she comes in the house, I tell her to get her ass back out there and watch those kids! She loves those kids with every cell in her giant wiggle butt body. And I love her for it. They couldn't be safer if I had sharpshooters on every corner. I'm pretty sure they come visit just for her! ❤❤
@@elizlikethequeen I mean - your shitbull is more likely to attack and eat your grand children, than protect them, they often get their prey drive triggered by crying kids/blood/any sign of weakness, but I guess the shitbull is worth more to you, than your grand children, sad.
@@Gerbilsarefriends Do you have any proof or any evidence of this dog in particular showing aggression towards humans? No? Then be quiet. Dog aggression can be common in american pitbull terriers, but *human* aggression isn’t.
I was a bit afraid of pittbullses in the past, but seeing so many adorable and sweet pittbullses on the interweb I have learned to love them! They seem to be such big goofballses!
@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811 Most people have a herd mentality, they don’t try to form their own beliefs or opinions based on their own observations, they just hear something and take it at face value. And that’s what pisses me off most about the stigmas against pitties, it’s like saying anyone who likes rainbows are objectively gay, which obviously isn’t true.
What are the chances that you would do the Florida Bonneted Bat? Super endangered, super cute, I may or may not work with them, best favorite animal for sure
OMG, while watching this or the first time, I heard a snort from behind me. I looked around and my pitty mix was rolling on his back and grinning at me!
In ten years of delivering pizzas, I met only one aggressive pitbull -- and that one had clearly been trained by her owner to be that way. Every other one of the dozen or so I encountered were some of the most joyous, sweet-natured dogs I've ever met. One good girl loved the aromas of my delivery so much, she tried to come back to the store with me by climbing into my truck! I was far more scared of dealing with uptight Chihuahuas and Yorkies than I ever was of pitbulls.
Yesss the most aggressive dog I ever saw at the Humane Society was not a pitty, not a mastiff, not a rottie, but a friggin' chihuahua. I thought "how could this tiny little thing be dangerous?" And then the trainer showed what triggered him (petting his lower back) and holy shit, it was like "Demon Mode Activated".
the only dog that's ever bitten me was some nasty little fat rat dog thing that bolted up behind me bit my ankle hard enough to draw blood then it bolted back to the old hag that owned it. I couldn't even kick it it was so fast. 😅😅😅
I'd be more worried about giving Mom a Sandal or Slipper. Also these are just the most gosh darn cute Pitbullses. I especially love my own. Their stares when not 'happy panting' can honestly be unnerving, but gosh darnit are they the sweetest dogs you can hope for in a family of humans... without training. Cause small animals require acclimation and training. Know your breed's upbringing. They were a bully breed, bred for Pit-fighting against small animals like Rats, while also bred for an inclination towards being friendly to humans. They're known for being quite stubborn, despite also being people pleasers.
Pitty smiles! Sweetest dogs ever, our boy taught my son how to walk :D Used to lie down next to him until the kidlet hooked an arm over his back, then very carefully stood up.
@@HateSpeechMoreLikeBasedSpeech ........... wow, dude. Thanks for the uninvited - and uninformed - commentary. Have you ever actually owned a pitbull? Because I assure you, that's utter nonsense. Also, my kid’s twelve by now, and never once got snapped at by any of our dogs. Because dogs don't just "routinely snap for no reason." If you meant something along the lines of mouthing at peoples hands or nipping, many dogs do that regardless of the breed and it's easily corrected with good training. If, on the other hand, you meant that as in "your dog will inevitably turn into a bloodthirsty monster and eat your kids," well... Either you've never encountered a non-traumatized dog in your life, or you've got an incredibly narrow minded view of large dog breeds. I wouldn't be hugely surprised to find that you have a number of irrational fears around rottweilers, dobermans and german shepherds as well. As ever, the aggressive behaviour of some of these dogs isn’t due to some inherent maliciousness but rather the result of terrible human behaviour. Not sure where your "information" is coming from, but maybe you should check your sources. And I may be a "moron" for having my well trained dogs around my kid, but at least I'm not enough of a jackass to pop up on an old comment, spew out some nonsense with really erratic grammar - kudos for using a semi colon correctly! Shame about the rest of the sentence - and then insult the parenting of someone you've never met.
@@HateSpeechMoreLikeBasedSpeech ........... wow, dude. Thanks for the uninvited - and uninformed - commentary. Have you ever actually owned a pitbull? Because I assure you, that's utter nonsense. Also, my kid’s twelve by now, and never once got snapped at by any of our dogs. Because dogs don't just "routinely snap for no reason." If you meant something along the lines of mouthing at peoples hands or nipping, many dogs do that regardless of the breed and it's easily corrected with good training. If, on the other hand, you meant that as in "your dog will inevitably turn into a bloodthirsty monster and eat your kids," well... Either you've never encountered a non-traumatized dog in your life, or you've got an incredibly narrow minded view of large dog breeds. I wouldn't be hugely surprised to find that you have a number of irrational fears around rottweilers, dobermans and german shepherds as well. As ever, the aggressive behaviour of some of these dogs isn’t due to some inherent maliciousness but rather the result of terrible human behaviour. Not sure where your "information" is coming from, but maybe you should check your sources. And I may be a "moron" for having my well trained dogs around my kid, but at least I'm not enough of a jackass to pop up on a old comment, spew out some nonsense with really erratic grammar - kudos for using a semi colon correctly! Shame about the rest of the sentence - and then insult the parenting of someone you've never met.
@@HateSpeechMoreLikeBasedSpeech ........... wow, dude. Thanks for the uninvited - and uninformed - commentary. Have you ever actually owned a pitbull? Because I assure you, that's utter nonsense. Also, my kid’s twelve by now, and never once got snapped at by any of our dogs. Because dogs don't just "routinely snap for no reason." If you meant something along the lines of mouthing at people's hands or nipping, many dogs do that regardless of the breed and it's easily corrected with good training. If, on the other hand, you meant that as in "your dog will inevitably turn into a bloodthirsty monster and eat your kids," well... Either you've never encountered a non-traumatized dog in your life, or you've got an incredibly narrow-minded view of large dog breeds. I wouldn't be hugely surprised to find that you have a number of irrational fears around rottweilers, dobermans and german shepherds as well. As ever, the aggressive behaviour in many/most of these dogs isn’t due to some inherent maliciousness but rather the result of terrible human behaviour. Not sure where your "information" is coming from, but maybe you should check your sources. And I may be a "moron" for having my well-trained dogs around my kid, but at least I'm not enough of a jackass to pop up on an old comment, spew out some nonsense with really erratic grammar - kudos for using a semi colon correctly! Shame about the rest of the sentence - and then insult the parenting of someone you've never met.
Pit bulls are bred to be aggressive. They most certainly are not the “sweetest dogs ever” and should be banned as a breed. So many children die of pit bull attacks every year
Pitbull's are incredibly dangerous dogs. That huge tongue can almost knock you out when they lick you, and you can also risk drowning in their slobber as they do so. It's the only thing I've found dangerous about the ones I've lived with anyway. They're so sweet, loving, and generally big softies who like to cuddle up in bed with you if they're given a chance. One of mine wouldn't go to bed without someone being there to tuck him in with his teddy. He also refused to go out for a walk if it was raining and wouldn't go out without his coat on if the weather was even remotely cold.
My great uncle had a pittie. The only thing dangerous about her was she was an ambush kisser. If you weren't paying attention you'd get a face full of dog spit.
I know dogs can be great friends but I just don’t want to be randomly slobber-kissed, dry humped, or used as a rest for muddy feet, even by a great friend. That’s maybe the cat or dog person difference?
@@mariag.8242 Training fixes all those problems. My uncle was both A) getting up in years and B) found it hilarious so he never bothered to train Sunny (the dog) not to do it. Cats have their share of problems too. I had one named GrimLynn who would routinely hop out behind furniture and attack my feet then bounce off highly satisfied with herself. It was her favorite game. I just learned to always wear socks.
They are not really that dangerous, but occasionally dangerous to other dogs. I think anti-pit laws are largely based in racism. Country black people use them as pig pinning dogs along with hounds to find the feral hogs. And in cities, a family bonded pit never gives up. I'm white, but I know white culture similar to black culture and much black culture in the south to know racism when I see it.
@@Bacopa68I’m from the south too, and am a Black woman. Black culture and “poor” culture (rural poverty is the social science term) have a lot of overlap because so many Black people in the semi-rural south live below the poverty line, of course alongside white and brown southerners. And the most common breed of stray in those areas is bully breeds for the reasons you mentioned, plus they were just trendy in our neighborhoods at one point 🤷🏽♀️ they’re great guard dogs. So you’re right, prejudice against bully breeds IS grounded in racist ideologies.
@@Bacopa68you know white people also use pitbulls to hog hunt right? Like thats not just exclusive to black folks. And pitbulls probably got their reputation from a couple attacks happening and humanities "one bad apple spoils the bunch" mantra it seems to follow with other species.
My pitsbullses were the best =] always so loving. I have pictures of them curled around my daughter in the back seat on long drives. They passed a few years ago but they are most definitely still in our hearts.
Please make a Creepy Dave shirt that says "Everybody can be stupid if you learn them stupid." 😂😂😂
Please. Oh, pleeeeeease.
I want one!!!!!
That is a shirt I wills buys
YES!! With a pitbull picture!
Best comment!
Please please I beg of you. Do Tibetian Fox. I have been giggling everyday since I was made aware of them a month ago😅
I just went and Googled it. The poor thing looks like a badly compressed image file from the early 00s.
@@MorrahaDesigns 🤣🤣 omg it does.
"everybody can be stupid if your learn them stupid" is my new favorite quote, thanks!
me too!
No learning necessary.
So true scary to see it in action for to many years a whole generation....
Agreed! LOVE IT👍
We need a ZeFrank t-shirt that says that
"Like this one just killed a beaaar"
Fun fact: they also maul actual toddlers and rip the faces off of people, horses, or basically any innocent creature that thought it was living a safe world where we didn't still breed fighting dogs and unleash them on the world.
“Plugs are for recharging!” 😂
he's got it wrong, those plugs are for recharging other dogs!
The large charging station can charge up to 12 small dogs. Large cat charging station only charges 8 small cats. A few can charge 10 but you don't see those models often. Makes cat breeder sad.
dorg 😂
"Remember, don't give your mama scissors."
It's Creepy Dave Public Service Announcement, okay.
Man, the trouble I got into when I used my mom’s fabric scissors for non-fabric things…
As a mother, whatever punishment she chose was completely justified! Lol!
@@joylightfoot1 😂 as a future amateur tailor, and then professional horticulturist, using the right tool is my big nitpick. Don’t be using pruners to cut wire! There’s wire cutters for that!
I have many pairs of scissors, and they each have a purpose: fabric, hair, paper, etc. Don't mix them up.
Accidentally used her fabric scissors as the poop scissors once. Her fault for buying such similar-looking scissors anyway 🤷
@@emperortgp2424 ok, we have to know: poop scissors? Y’all can’t pinch it off ?!! 😂
As someone, who prefers wide, well cushioned bicycls seats, I approve the message of this video 😅
Same. Idk how the spandex freaks deal with the nut cracker 3000 style seats.
Avid biker. tried padded shorts for a summer and nope went right back to wide seat.
@@dackbowland1876
Same. Everything else just *hurts* after 60 min tops 😆
Lol I can just imagine your mom yelling at you to get your ass off the dogs face!
@@raraavis7782 idk how the trails are by you, but the one by me desplaines river trail is bumpy and rocky too.
#wideseatgang
I have no idea how people can stand those narrow seats. You might as well just not sit on them.
I want one for vultures, they're so under-appreciated!
Can Creepy Dave be his own best favorite animal?
Yes! They're very integral to many ecosystems.
But these are narrated by a vulture, at least I think that's what Creepy Dave is.
@@DocHoody is there any more best favorite animal than Creepy Dave?
@@Chaos89P I'm not sure, but even if he is a vulture, an episode on condors or any other species of carrion-eating raptor would work. They're really endangered animals and so hecking important to the ecosystem, they deserve more love!
"Everyone can be stupid if you learn them stupid". Words to live by.
Yep, new favorite quote. It fits perfectly with "if you're going to be dumb then you gotta be tough".
My thoughts exactly.
And that "When you get knocked down you gotta get back up."
I don't know it all, but I know enough.
"Everybody can be stupid, if you learn them stupid..." #truestfacts
He is speaking the language of the gods
Should sell merch with that phrase
And it's so applicable to pitbulls, they're sweet dog trained to do bad things
@@bheowolfe
You can make an intelligent person stupid if you learn them stupid, but an inherently stupid person cannot be taught to be smart. Pitbulls have inherent aggression problems that have been bred into them. You can mitigate this somewhat with proper training, but most dogs don't get proper training.
@Lilliathi Pitbull's 'inherent aggression' is towards other dogs with humans they're naturally friendly even with strangers. Pitbulls are not going to be aggressive unless trained to or in an environment where they learn to distrust humans due to being surrounded by bad humans.
I'll admit that if a pitbull is provoked into attacking a human, it's more likely to inflict serious damage than other dogs. But that's because they're less likely to backdown from an attack, not because of aggression.
Also, did you come to a video talking about how great pitbulls are just to poopoo them?
Dear Creepy Dave, Please maybe if you have time, AND if it's convenient, AND if you feel like it, AND if the stars are properly aligned, do a video about Mastiffs (English). They are masterful snorers, and champion droolers. Very slobbery!
...Even if the stars never align, i LOVE this channel! 😊
Mass Stiffs, the looka like a baby that's too big, but still looka like a baby!
Mastiff don't knock people to ground to hurt them, they desire ground level cuddles 💗
@@katiekane5247 Yes and yes and yes and YES!!! And so many needings to give kisses with their smashy face, breathey mouth, puddin' lips!
@@katiekane5247
Or its called manchief,
Or mudchif
Or mudkip
“Piss and ballses” LMAO
Man didn't even talk about the wigglebutts
It would have overloaded the cuteness factor of the video and caused TH-cam to implode.
Or zoomies!
Or leans
Or the farts.
Or the slinky slow stretch off the couch
I keep hearing "pizza balls" and now I really want pizza rolls... and a pitbull.
I want to just shove pizza rolls into that big gaping pit pitbull smile.
Pizza bones!
Moral of the story: don't give your mama scissors
And if you do, don't tell them "Lets be helicopters"
@@Holidaemon2516: I didn't get that part. How are scissors related to helicopters? The blades? Something to do with vultures carrying scissors to look like a helicopter?
@@adroy7 don't carry scissors and then spin around really fast with your arms outstretched.
@@Holidaemon2516 Got it. Thank you so much 😊
I love the internet! ❤😂
Technically the plugs on the bottom are for recharging other smaller dogs.
True facts!
I have absolutely no idea how a person can be so chill.
He's a vulture. If you spent your days with your head up the decaying flesh of animals and eating that flesh, not much would phase you either.
The power of creepiness.
???
When person is vulture, like creepy Dave, person be super chill!
Yeah!
“Remember don’t give your momma scissors and say let’s play helicopter!” Got me and my dad laughing 😂
When a vulture gives better advice than most people today 😂
Thanks Creepy Dave
You should be considered a mental health professional. I really needed this.
Dr. Creepy Dave, MD
Same
Pizzen pawzes are such fun creatures. Licks or face eats is all how raise them.
Let’s go Creepy Dave!!
Everybody can be stupid if you learn them stupid 👈 most intelligent thing I’ve heard in 2023
Even creepy Dave has to smile about pizzabulls
I believe it is pronounced pissnballs
I thought it was pizza boss. And I was like, "I gotta meet this pizza boss. I like his work!"
pizzaballzes
"Courageous pitbull charges into a blazing home before the building collapses to bite one last baby!"
*shows 5 day old puppy* "this one just killed a bear". LMAO.
i can be dangerous, when i see people still cut dog ears off. -.-
I've rewatched this too many times solely for "under the pitsball come with many plug. It's for recharging your darg."
Anytime I see a new upload from Creepy Dave, I know the smile party is about to begin.
Everyone can be dangerous! If your mother lets you play with scissors to play helicopter. all so true! Yes, bull terriers are the best for kisses, obedience, loyalty and intelligence! Thank you.
Please do a Indian flying fox! Or Egyptian fruit bat, it's strange, where I live, all Megabats are called flying dogs, and they look more like dogs, then fox!
They really do look like little German Shepherd puppies with weird noses.
Ze did a True Facts about Fruit Bats, and a shorter video about bats for Merlin Tuttle’s bat sanctuary. Creepy Dave could probably use some of the video footage from the TF video.
Ok, better than the gold mine that would be calling Barracudas “Barcodes”…but I’m still asking for it.
I now know how to describe the bicycle seat I need, you know the fancy wide one, shaped like a pitbull’s head.
Can you do chinchillas please?
This must happen!
My best dogs in the past have been pits and pittie mixes. And yeah, licks/kisses for sure!!!
captions going crazy, pissing pauses, peace ball, piece and bosses, please imposters, pizza bars, peace and balls
"Everybody can be stupid if you learn them stupid."
New Creepy Dave merchandise?
My poor bicycle seat. 😂
❤ Love a bullie!
I tend to call smaller pitty breeds, "pocket piggies" 😊
My pitzenballses Pickle is snoring in my lap at present. We've been here since about 2, (edit: this was written at ~5:30am iirc) when she woke me up by jumping on me and curling up with her face as close to IN my mouth as possible. There was a thunder.
She's sleeping with her top half on my chest and i dropped my phone on my face typing this because i just can't wake her up. Who knows, I could move, but she could go to get a drink or an early snarf, and there might be a bug. Then we'd just have to start over again.
You could have some fun doing Xolos. Three different varieties (sizes), and theys all nekkid (hairless, some with hair)
It sounds like Pizza Balls and i will now only call pitsabulls Pizza Balls forthwith.
I love pitbulls they're the cutest balls of muscle ever!
Dude u got to do the platypus
PLEASE DO A German shorthair pointer
"Remember don't give your mama scissors."
Isn't it, "Don't keep your..."
I bet the "play around with the names and noises" session for these is pretty ridiculous.
"Pitbulls... Okay... Hmmm...
Pibbles
Pizza ball... Noo..
Pitsbulls... Hmmm..."
My Pit is the Official Babysitter of my two Grandbabies. If they happen to be outside playing and she comes in the house, I tell her to get her ass back out there and watch those kids! She loves those kids with every cell in her giant wiggle butt body. And I love her for it. They couldn't be safer if I had sharpshooters on every corner. I'm pretty sure they come visit just for her! ❤❤
Attempting a very late term abortion eh?
@@Gerbilsarefriends If you wanna send me your address, sure!
@@elizlikethequeen I mean - your shitbull is more likely to attack and eat your grand children, than protect them, they often get their prey drive triggered by crying kids/blood/any sign of weakness, but I guess the shitbull is worth more to you, than your grand children, sad.
@@Gerbilsarefriends Do you have any proof or any evidence of this dog in particular showing aggression towards humans? No? Then be quiet.
Dog aggression can be common in american pitbull terriers, but *human* aggression isn’t.
These aren’t even clips of pitbulls 💀
I was a bit afraid of pittbullses in the past, but seeing so many adorable and sweet pittbullses on the interweb I have learned to love them! They seem to be such big goofballses!
😢 As someone who has an extreme love for pitsbullses, I enjoyed this short.
Fr, i hate the stigma people have about them.
@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811 Most people have a herd mentality, they don’t try to form their own beliefs or opinions based on their own observations, they just hear something and take it at face value. And that’s what pisses me off most about the stigmas against pitties, it’s like saying anyone who likes rainbows are objectively gay, which obviously isn’t true.
I would like to suggest the shoebill stork
What are the chances that you would do the Florida Bonneted Bat? Super endangered, super cute, I may or may not work with them, best favorite animal for sure
I ❤ my pisssnballlsis😅
OMG, while watching this or the first time, I heard a snort from behind me. I looked around and my pitty mix was rolling on his back and grinning at me!
ok, im requesting Pomeranians please!
Pyres would also be acceptable... really any poofy marshmallow boys would be great.
@@CharityTherare im trying to thing of how silly he can makes Poms sound, the best one i got is Pomeringues XD
Sperm Whale when?
im sure Creepy Dave would have some wonderful insights..
I'm surprised at how normal the comments about the pissenballens are.
Don't look in the replies
Still waiting for a duck-billed platypus by creepy Dave
Please do the octopus (get your mind out of the gutter)
Make a silly request, get a silly answer...! 🤣🤣
Ze Frank is an absolute jem. As screwy as things are, I'm glad I get to exist at the same time as him.
My dorg recharging went... well I've had a malfunction. Who do I call?
Pizza Bawlzzes always have biggest smiles like you learned them not stupid
"This one killed a bear."
lmao
Does the triangular shape of the Pitbull's head indicate that it's venomous?
In ten years of delivering pizzas, I met only one aggressive pitbull -- and that one had clearly been trained by her owner to be that way. Every other one of the dozen or so I encountered were some of the most joyous, sweet-natured dogs I've ever met. One good girl loved the aromas of my delivery so much, she tried to come back to the store with me by climbing into my truck! I was far more scared of dealing with uptight Chihuahuas and Yorkies than I ever was of pitbulls.
Yesss the most aggressive dog I ever saw at the Humane Society was not a pitty, not a mastiff, not a rottie, but a friggin' chihuahua.
I thought "how could this tiny little thing be dangerous?" And then the trainer showed what triggered him (petting his lower back) and holy shit, it was like "Demon Mode Activated".
@edmontonhermit1156 yeah but a chihuahua isn't going to kill you 99.9999% of the time. They are more aggressive but are not at all dangerous
the only dog that's ever bitten me was some nasty little fat rat dog thing that bolted up behind me bit my ankle hard enough to draw blood then it bolted back to the old hag that owned it. I couldn't even kick it it was so fast. 😅😅😅
Wishing I was home right now getting too much licks and kisses from my pizzaball
Love Bugs through and through. Love the message.
I'd be more worried about giving Mom a Sandal or Slipper.
Also these are just the most gosh darn cute Pitbullses. I especially love my own. Their stares when not 'happy panting' can honestly be unnerving, but gosh darnit are they the sweetest dogs you can hope for in a family of humans... without training. Cause small animals require acclimation and training. Know your breed's upbringing. They were a bully breed, bred for Pit-fighting against small animals like Rats, while also bred for an inclination towards being friendly to humans. They're known for being quite stubborn, despite also being people pleasers.
Need a Creepy Dave oarfish video, for mispronounciation reasons😄
Also, a t-shirt that says (or mug) "Remember, don't give your mama scissors."
Please do homo sapiens
did not expect a crossover with strongbad
Pitty smiles! Sweetest dogs ever, our boy taught my son how to walk :D Used to lie down next to him until the kidlet hooked an arm over his back, then very carefully stood up.
Pitbulls routinely snap for no reason; I pray it never happens to you and your child, if if he does sound like he has morons for parents.
@@HateSpeechMoreLikeBasedSpeech ........... wow, dude. Thanks for the uninvited - and uninformed - commentary. Have you ever actually owned a pitbull? Because I assure you, that's utter nonsense. Also, my kid’s twelve by now, and never once got snapped at by any of our dogs. Because dogs don't just "routinely snap for no reason." If you meant something along the lines of mouthing at peoples hands or nipping, many dogs do that regardless of the breed and it's easily corrected with good training. If, on the other hand, you meant that as in "your dog will inevitably turn into a bloodthirsty monster and eat your kids," well... Either you've never encountered a non-traumatized dog in your life, or you've got an incredibly narrow minded view of large dog breeds. I wouldn't be hugely surprised to find that you have a number of irrational fears around rottweilers, dobermans and german shepherds as well. As ever, the aggressive behaviour of some of these dogs isn’t due to some inherent maliciousness but rather the result of terrible human behaviour.
Not sure where your "information" is coming from, but maybe you should check your sources. And I may be a "moron" for having my well trained dogs around my kid, but at least I'm not enough of a jackass to pop up on an old comment, spew out some nonsense with really erratic grammar - kudos for using a semi colon correctly! Shame about the rest of the sentence - and then insult the parenting of someone you've never met.
@@HateSpeechMoreLikeBasedSpeech ........... wow, dude. Thanks for the uninvited - and uninformed - commentary. Have you ever actually owned a pitbull? Because I assure you, that's utter nonsense. Also, my kid’s twelve by now, and never once got snapped at by any of our dogs. Because dogs don't just "routinely snap for no reason." If you meant something along the lines of mouthing at peoples hands or nipping, many dogs do that regardless of the breed and it's easily corrected with good training. If, on the other hand, you meant that as in "your dog will inevitably turn into a bloodthirsty monster and eat your kids," well... Either you've never encountered a non-traumatized dog in your life, or you've got an incredibly narrow minded view of large dog breeds. I wouldn't be hugely surprised to find that you have a number of irrational fears around rottweilers, dobermans and german shepherds as well. As ever, the aggressive behaviour of some of these dogs isn’t due to some inherent maliciousness but rather the result of terrible human behaviour.
Not sure where your "information" is coming from, but maybe you should check your sources. And I may be a "moron" for having my well trained dogs around my kid, but at least I'm not enough of a jackass to pop up on a old comment, spew out some nonsense with really erratic grammar - kudos for using a semi colon correctly! Shame about the rest of the sentence - and then insult the parenting of someone you've never met.
@@HateSpeechMoreLikeBasedSpeech ........... wow, dude. Thanks for the uninvited - and uninformed - commentary. Have you ever actually owned a pitbull? Because I assure you, that's utter nonsense. Also, my kid’s twelve by now, and never once got snapped at by any of our dogs. Because dogs don't just "routinely snap for no reason." If you meant something along the lines of mouthing at people's hands or nipping, many dogs do that regardless of the breed and it's easily corrected with good training. If, on the other hand, you meant that as in "your dog will inevitably turn into a bloodthirsty monster and eat your kids," well... Either you've never encountered a non-traumatized dog in your life, or you've got an incredibly narrow-minded view of large dog breeds. I wouldn't be hugely surprised to find that you have a number of irrational fears around rottweilers, dobermans and german shepherds as well. As ever, the aggressive behaviour in many/most of these dogs isn’t due to some inherent maliciousness but rather the result of terrible human behaviour.
Not sure where your "information" is coming from, but maybe you should check your sources. And I may be a "moron" for having my well-trained dogs around my kid, but at least I'm not enough of a jackass to pop up on an old comment, spew out some nonsense with really erratic grammar - kudos for using a semi colon correctly! Shame about the rest of the sentence - and then insult the parenting of someone you've never met.
Pit bulls are bred to be aggressive. They most certainly are not the “sweetest dogs ever” and should be banned as a breed. So many children die of pit bull attacks every year
I THINK THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE! PITTSBULLLZS😅😅😅😅😅
I really have no idea what a grandfather's bicycle seat looks like.
They kinda look like a regular one but without the crotch rocket pointing out of it.
They look like pitsbullses heads. Didn't you watch the video?
Please do ostrich
Pitbull's are incredibly dangerous dogs. That huge tongue can almost knock you out when they lick you, and you can also risk drowning in their slobber as they do so. It's the only thing I've found dangerous about the ones I've lived with anyway. They're so sweet, loving, and generally big softies who like to cuddle up in bed with you if they're given a chance. One of mine wouldn't go to bed without someone being there to tuck him in with his teddy. He also refused to go out for a walk if it was raining and wouldn't go out without his coat on if the weather was even remotely cold.
I’d like to meet Steve. Dave’s been hyping him up so much.
Thank you Ze, I've been rescuing pits for 15 years. Never met one I couldn't rehabilitate and retrain. I'm hoping this helps spread the love for pits.
My best favourite animal. We are getting a male puppy soon and I desperately want to name him Dave . My oh not so keen on it
unlucky they just hapopen to have so much bite force
No more than any other dog of similar size
is for recharging your dorg
My great uncle had a pittie. The only thing dangerous about her was she was an ambush kisser.
If you weren't paying attention you'd get a face full of dog spit.
Ambush kisser 😂😂❤❤
I know dogs can be great friends but I just don’t want to be randomly slobber-kissed, dry humped, or used as a rest for muddy feet, even by a great friend. That’s maybe the cat or dog person difference?
@@mariag.8242 Training fixes all those problems. My uncle was both A) getting up in years and B) found it hilarious so he never bothered to train Sunny (the dog) not to do it.
Cats have their share of problems too. I had one named GrimLynn who would routinely hop out behind furniture and attack my feet then bounce off highly satisfied with herself. It was her favorite game. I just learned to always wear socks.
A meatsanballses is truly the best bicycle seat with too much licks. I have a peaceaballzes so can confirm
As an owner of a pitsbullses, all of this is accurate.
They are not really that dangerous, but occasionally dangerous to other dogs. I think anti-pit laws are largely based in racism. Country black people use them as pig pinning dogs along with hounds to find the feral hogs. And in cities, a family bonded pit never gives up. I'm white, but I know white culture similar to black culture and much black culture in the south to know racism when I see it.
@@Bacopa68I’m from the south too, and am a Black woman. Black culture and “poor” culture (rural poverty is the social science term) have a lot of overlap because so many Black people in the semi-rural south live below the poverty line, of course alongside white and brown southerners. And the most common breed of stray in those areas is bully breeds for the reasons you mentioned, plus they were just trendy in our neighborhoods at one point 🤷🏽♀️ they’re great guard dogs. So you’re right, prejudice against bully breeds IS grounded in racist ideologies.
@@Bacopa68I never thought about it in those terms but it makes perfect sense
@@Bacopa68💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡
@@Bacopa68you know white people also use pitbulls to hog hunt right? Like thats not just exclusive to black folks. And pitbulls probably got their reputation from a couple attacks happening and humanities "one bad apple spoils the bunch" mantra it seems to follow with other species.
Do Opossums please. They get a bad reputation that they don't deserve.
Is why they’re best favorite animal OKBAIIII 😂❤
I also could go for a toddler or two
Never enough kisses!
It sounded at one point like you said pizza ballses, honestly that's kinda even better
best dog I've ever had was a pitbull. never once worried about her hurting my kids... when she passed it was like loosing a dear sweet friend
You need to do a best favorite Quokka! They collect leaves as a hobby.
"They give you so many licks and kisses" said at the exact same time as my pittie started giving me licks and kisses.
Mine likes to wake me up with wet willies. 😂
I gather pitbulls and drop them off at kill shelters.
IM SAVING LIVES! PIT BULLS EAT CHILDREN!
I'm sorry, is he calling them "piss and ballses"? did I hear that right ? lol
My pitsbullses were the best =] always so loving. I have pictures of them curled around my daughter in the back seat on long drives. They passed a few years ago but they are most definitely still in our hearts.
Bestest puppers the world has ever known. Your daughter was lucky to have them 💙💙💙
Please do pandas!! ❤
Pitbulls are so adorable
Like a bicycle seat that works out. That's pretty accurate.
Can you do my mother's favorite birb, the flaminger? (flamingo)
That's already been done.
@@PokeMasrerJ So it has.
_flaming ho_