KFC's Pointless, No Good, Very Bad Movie

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  • @austinmcconnell
    @austinmcconnell  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3383

    Shout out to Danny Gonzalez for being the faster editor. 😪

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      This video was recommended to me after I watched his lol

    • @snazzy_nappers9372
      @snazzy_nappers9372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kentucky

    • @khushi-ry9ev
      @khushi-ry9ev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      The devil works hard, but Danny works harder.

    • @swoovy4962
      @swoovy4962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ayo I love u guys both don’t worry. BUT RLY DOE THIS IS 4 MINUTES HIS IS 16 LOL

    • @chelnahtheegghead
      @chelnahtheegghead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I love both of your takes on this abomination of a film. 😂

  • @ivorytitan7653
    @ivorytitan7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2702

    This dude's channel is a constant cycle of forgetting he exists, then he uploads and you feel happy for a while before proceeding to forget he exists again.

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      He hearted your comment so don't edit it

    • @paradoxicalcitizen1139
      @paradoxicalcitizen1139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Coolsomeone234 i sense a kind man

    • @tjjs7999
      @tjjs7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True

    • @starwarsdude2225
      @starwarsdude2225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I only know remember he exists because I know people who know him. I discovered his videos after watching his parachute video though.

    • @wham1984
      @wham1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is true

  • @WhaleManMan
    @WhaleManMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    Austin's character arc has finally come full circle.

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The Austin Cinematic Universe

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear red

    • @AVeryRandomPerson
      @AVeryRandomPerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@AxxLAfriku SHUT UP. Everyone hates you.

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @Aldiyawak
      @Aldiyawak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Austin's KFC universe.

  • @linren4517
    @linren4517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    "Mom, why I named Harland?"
    "Oh, because you are born in Sept 9 and KFC will give me $ 11000 if I named you as Harland."
    RIP for that kid

    • @alfiegordon9013
      @alfiegordon9013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      At least he wasn't called colonel ig

    • @mrkryptex3076
      @mrkryptex3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’m rly sorry I turned your 69 likes into 70

    • @prcr364
      @prcr364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@mrkryptex3076 It genuinely does not matter, in any way.

    • @mrkryptex3076
      @mrkryptex3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@prcr364 yh ik but its just a small fun meme

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If the kid were asked, he could just claim his parents were big fans of the film "RocketMan" starring Harland Williams.
      It'd still be embarrassing, but at least it isn't "because KFC offered my parents money."

  • @Hifuutorian
    @Hifuutorian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    Can't believe you missed the KFConsole lmao.

    • @flyingpugs3678
      @flyingpugs3678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ya

    • @SoulcatcherLucario
      @SoulcatcherLucario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      the *w h a t*

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Only _the best console in existence._
      -purely because it's a PC-

    • @prcr364
      @prcr364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheRibbonRed Seriously though, with the market rn I might buy it.

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@prcr364 if it's as cheap as a console (whatever that means in these days of scalpers), sure.
      I'd still recommend a proper, upgradeable PC with a console's budget for entry level, but if they already do everything for you to catch up, why not? Just make sure to check what firmware it runs in; Linux's Steam Proton would be about 10-15 percent less effective than a straight Windows machine. Even less so for non-Steam games.

  • @leethompson-kolar6333
    @leethompson-kolar6333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    Another thing to fix: Respect Colonel Sanders’ legacy. He was a poor boy who left home at 13 to make a life for himself, and after holding nearly a dozen terrible jobs over the years, became famous for serving fried chicken at an independent gas station. He’s the definition of a self-made man, the American dream. His image is disrespectfully utilized, like he’s some bizarre fictitious mascot. It hurts to see it. Treat him like Dave Thomas, not Wendy.

    • @ClearAsCrystal823
      @ClearAsCrystal823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Worked at a Wendy’s, and any time something went missing, we blamed the ghost of Dave Thomas.

    • @giraffestreet
      @giraffestreet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I wonder what Sander's family think about all these weird depiction of him

    • @serialvapist5807
      @serialvapist5807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Every time I think of Dave Thomas all I can think about is that wendy's training video where he's wandering around in the background talking about why the burgers are square looking like he just escaped his senior home

    • @chyguy3776
      @chyguy3776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Why didn’t they just make a movie about that? Like god damn

    • @leethompson-kolar6333
      @leethompson-kolar6333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@chyguy3776 The real story included a lethal shootout with service station competitor Matt Stewart over a billboard getting painted over. Tensions were high back then.

  • @michaellammey2543
    @michaellammey2543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    Wait, that dating sim wasn’t a meme game from an indie developer? THAT WAS ACTUALLY BY KFC?!?!?!?

    • @lowtide3636
      @lowtide3636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yep

    • @seamuswalker6879
      @seamuswalker6879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      WTF!!!

    • @SrSander
      @SrSander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      my literal reaction as well
      i thought it was a parody BUT NO ITS ACTUALLY FROM KFC

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The best (worst?) thing is that the dating sim is actually _really funny._ It's free on steam, so if you have some unsuspecting friends and a few spare hours, I actually recommend it.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mostly I'm just bothered they got rid of his dimples in favour of Extreme cheekbones..

  • @Gromek999
    @Gromek999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    I don't think anyone ever said "I really want an official KFC movie" unironically

    • @HutchHere
      @HutchHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I really want an official KFC movie unironically

    • @nederlandsefrhd
      @nederlandsefrhd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@HutchHere well I guess this is a dream come true for you then

    • @stillbuyvhs
      @stillbuyvhs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A movie about how they were founded could be good, but this? No.

    • @Osama-Bon-Jovi-01
      @Osama-Bon-Jovi-01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey Gromek!

    • @astrolink2000
      @astrolink2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I really want an official KFC movie

  • @AndrewNovitsky
    @AndrewNovitsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    -Mom, dad, why you gave me male name?
    -To win $ 14k from KFC
    -oh... at least you got the money
    -we didnt win

  • @Sir1us1
    @Sir1us1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Maybe the reason for this "wackyness" is that the Japanese branch of KFC is so successful?

    • @castlegarden2999
      @castlegarden2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If only KFC US could take something else from KFC JP other than the commercials and marketing... 🤔
      Hmmmmm... What could it be...? Maybe the excellent service? Or perhaps the quality standards? Or maybe it's the culture of cleanliness? I'll never figure it out! What could it possibly be?? 🤯

  • @drummerdog546
    @drummerdog546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    "How could it get any worse"
    Then it got a lot worse

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It always gets worse

    • @bamboozledbirb8854
      @bamboozledbirb8854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (unoriginal joke) 2020 in a nutshell

    • @Jazzmaster_gaming
      @Jazzmaster_gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bamboozledbirb8854 The worst part is 2020 is the trailer for 2021

    • @LazyDog58
      @LazyDog58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It can get worse I just saw a news article about the K.F.console it's going to be a gaming console made by KFC

    • @Jazzmaster_gaming
      @Jazzmaster_gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LazyDog58 I was literally about to mention this

  • @nul00000OOO
    @nul00000OOO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I can't believe we didn't get a mention of the fantastic KFConsole

    • @danielcatlett3845
      @danielcatlett3845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Didn't that literally get announced today?

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh no

    • @transturtlegames1212
      @transturtlegames1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Daniel Catlett
      It got announced as serious today.

    • @EvenTheDogAgrees
      @EvenTheDogAgrees 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup... Came here just for that... I mean, they really believe there's a market for this?

    • @aidoll3692
      @aidoll3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're joking, right? Right?

  • @Pluike
    @Pluike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    This movie was about as good as the rest of their advertising the last few years to be fair.

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Check out the Spanish Twitter

    • @Danielle-nh8hf
      @Danielle-nh8hf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eeayyy love your vids Pluike

    • @shawngreen3476
      @shawngreen3476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whats wrong with their advertising

    • @demonyckscreations9990
      @demonyckscreations9990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shawngreen3476 yeah that’s my question, the KFConsole is lowkey genius

  • @grayphoenix2946
    @grayphoenix2946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Austin: KFC needs to stop trying to be a meme and apologize for their poor performance history with a list of what they will do to improve.
    KFC Head of Marketing (probably): [makes Colonel Sanders TH-camr apology video]

  • @joepjansen5266
    @joepjansen5266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    to be honest the kfc dating sim was hilarious

    • @kittykat5090
      @kittykat5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      tbh out of all the advertising things he listed at the start, the dating sim was the ONLY good thing in it

    • @hoddtoward5220
      @hoddtoward5220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I hope it gets ported to the KFConsole

  • @develdsl2270
    @develdsl2270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I think KFC and its marketing team is just having fun in north america and leaving the actual profit to japan KFC

    • @Cr3zant
      @Cr3zant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Basically describes every US founded international fast food chain. The US is unanimously the worst place to go for american fast food.

    • @onewholovesvenison5335
      @onewholovesvenison5335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think we can all agree that Popeyes Chicken is better than KFC, at least in the US

    • @piracymoney
      @piracymoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you mean China

    • @develdsl2270
      @develdsl2270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@piracymoney really? I thought Japan was had their most profits cause they do a whole Christmas KFC thing

    • @develdsl2270
      @develdsl2270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@piracymoney oh holy shit ya it is 6 billion plus

  • @elvis2370
    @elvis2370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    KFC ad :Exists
    Austin McConnell:HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN!

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meanwhile in Australia it's literally
      "I don't care"

    • @CartoonNetworkGlitches
      @CartoonNetworkGlitches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Coolsomeone234 You mean anywhere outside of the US

  • @OMG3DBEAT
    @OMG3DBEAT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    This cannot be real. This has to be an April fools joke 4 months too early.

    • @gunargundarson1626
      @gunargundarson1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Unlimited" money tends to make enjoyable products seem forced. Like Cyberpunk 2077 on console.

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      KFC so cheap they sold all their calendars

    • @OirichEntertainment
      @OirichEntertainment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      May I remind you the year we live in

    • @sweathogstickerpicker
      @sweathogstickerpicker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OirichEntertainment your comment made me think of that one KITTEN song.

    • @NadDew
      @NadDew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so you didn't heared about their gaming KFConsole 😅

  • @HangmanOfficialUploads
    @HangmanOfficialUploads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Oh boy, he's gonna flip his shit when he hears about the KFConsole.

  • @BlueMelon555
    @BlueMelon555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    - Bad movies
    - Parachute failure
    - KFC
    Playing the hits

  • @studio_firefly
    @studio_firefly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    I can tell you one thing... He's definitely rolling in his grave.

    • @professionalrepublican9722
      @professionalrepublican9722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD

    • @d4v0r_x
      @d4v0r_x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      rolling like a spit roasted chicken

    • @degmcgee
      @degmcgee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      oh yeah this dude HATED what kfc has become

    • @hasanmuhammad6651
      @hasanmuhammad6651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      S h a m e

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Pretty sure he’e doing entire gymnastics routines in there.

  • @farmerchuck7294
    @farmerchuck7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    "Being annoying is not a good long-term marketing strategy"
    -AustinMcConnell, 2020

    • @Akaneblaze1345
      @Akaneblaze1345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true he has a point

    • @SeenAGreatLight
      @SeenAGreatLight 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quick, someone tell Progressive and Liberty Mutual!

  • @martyjackson4166
    @martyjackson4166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    I mean, I haven’t actually seen anybody meme the recent KFC stuff except the dating sim, so I’m not sure how effective their attempts have really been. I actually don’t hate their weird and annoying marketing, but you hit the nail on the head when you point out that their first priority should be fixing their restaurants and food

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At least its not boring i guess...

    • @bobhigs2689
      @bobhigs2689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ngl, I would go back if they brought back the old hot wings recipe. I can't stand the new stuff.

    • @deviladvocate21
      @deviladvocate21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Most of the gaming things that KFC does (the dating sim, KFConsole) are from 'KFC Gaming', which is actually apart of the UK and Ireland branch of KFC. Here in the UK, KFC is actually half-decent and fairly popular.

    • @a_ddict
      @a_ddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deviladvocate21 same with Australia.

    • @nicaandrei4965
      @nicaandrei4965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are doing a fucking console that keeps your food warm ffs... take a look at kfc gaming channel

  • @SayBinidus
    @SayBinidus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That transition to your sponsor plug was, quite possibly, the smoothest segue I've ever seen. Bravo sir.

  • @violetstudios8702
    @violetstudios8702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The name Harland is actually quite nice, but imagine the mother explaining the reasoning behind the name to her child

  • @YasonYou
    @YasonYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    This made me google Colonel Sanders, and turns out he wasn't even a military man. It was a civilian title of honor given to him by the state of Kentucky.

    • @leethompson-kolar6333
      @leethompson-kolar6333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He did join the military early on, but his entire job was scooping mule droppings.

    • @emilyharkness9685
      @emilyharkness9685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, KFCs start was really strange.

    • @97Multiphantom
      @97Multiphantom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What else could we expect from the state that gave us Mitch McConnell?

  • @nonameless2
    @nonameless2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Austin: being annoying isnt a good marketing strategy
    KFC ceo: thats not gonna stop me bc i cant read

    • @WitchyLadyLily
      @WitchyLadyLily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      nah, I love this "marketing", hearing about the KFC dating sim made my day
      everybody is also forgetting that KFC actually sponsored a Community episode with a KFC themed space shuttle, this weirdness has been going on for a while

    • @hideofreakingkojima5457
      @hideofreakingkojima5457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also KFC ceo: You know what, let's make a chicken warming gaming console!
      Me: BITCH WTF?!

    • @Karaetify
      @Karaetify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well everyone is talking about KFC because kf this movie, it’s not like they thought they’re making a maskerpiece, this mini movie was made to be meme so was the date game, so they know what they doing

    • @hideofreakingkojima5457
      @hideofreakingkojima5457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Karaetify KFC is like Bubsy; it tries to be funny with their jokes, but they end up being annoying than endearing.

    • @YounesLayachi
      @YounesLayachi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I find this meme / reaction from the simpsons very funny (yes really no sarcasm)

  • @gavinsmiley9377
    @gavinsmiley9377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Could you please do a video about KFC’s DC comics trilogy? They’re called Colonel Of Two Worlds, Crisis On Infinite Colonels and Across The Universe.

    • @austinmcconnell
      @austinmcconnell  3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      At this point I can’t tell if people are trolling me, or describing actual products.

    • @chrislee5376
      @chrislee5376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@austinmcconnell yes

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@austinmcconnell oh it's real. IT IS REAL.

    • @helloill672
      @helloill672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@austinmcconnell KFC is making a gaming console now too.

    • @legoroan9866
      @legoroan9866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@austinmcconnell afraid to tell you it actually exists, I actually looked it up

  • @kieran6417
    @kieran6417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why did TH-cam just decide to stop telling me you made videos? Glad I remembered your channel because I love your stuff

  • @MichaelAlberto
    @MichaelAlberto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    while the dating sim got a chuckle out of me back when it happened, i never thought to play it. but i guess they never really expected me too. they just wanted me to hear it existed so i think of kfc.
    they are trying way too hard to force becoming a meme. if they want to become a meme, just make a good commercial lmfao. jake from statefarm, sprite cranberry, and more become memes just for being good commercials. or they could make good food like chick fil a and get mentioned in a kanye song.
    right now we arent laughing with kfc, we are laughing at them.

    • @hugoflores5806
      @hugoflores5806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe their secret plan is to create a bad name for themselves, and then, when you go to laugh at them, they'd become actualy good

  • @annebodo5659
    @annebodo5659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Literally everyone: hey can you just get our orders right and clean the bathrooms enough
    KFC: here’s a rom-com about colonel sanders

  • @frensiz3878
    @frensiz3878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Aaaaaannd, now we have a KFC gaming console, Merry Christmas everyone.

  • @uzazi2043
    @uzazi2043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Honestly the KFC dating Sim is probably the best thing to come out of this ad campaign, just because of how hilarious it is

    • @DannyFedora
      @DannyFedora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it has no right being as good as it is

    • @hetakusoda2977
      @hetakusoda2977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the only part of it I'm glad exists

    • @donosair
      @donosair ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously, I was challenged to play it as a joke and… enjoyed it more than I ever thought I would. Also any game that lets you game over by OD’ing on chicken flavor is great

  • @cpoc2004
    @cpoc2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This push to make drive-thru times impossibly low at the expense of everything else is the reason I left the food service industry in 2020 after 9 years. It got to the point where our manager would make us pull every car forward as soon as they paid, even if all they were getting was one barista drink. They don't realize that when you cut corners for speed, you ultimately create double the work for your employees and double the wait time for customers when you have to remake their entire order. But as long as their car is pulled forward, they're off our clock and it looks like we're fast.

  • @Die-CastMetal
    @Die-CastMetal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Merry Christmas brother! Glade to see you made a video before Christmas. Honestly I thought you were leaving us for good.

    • @austinmcconnell
      @austinmcconnell  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had some personal stuff happen that lowered my output to just one a month, but trying to be more active in 2021. Hope you’re well. :)

  • @s.o.2628
    @s.o.2628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    I did not expect you to make this video. It’s a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 🐔

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The unexpected is hit or miss... And this one hit

    • @chandanasarkar1173
      @chandanasarkar1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We will be watching his career with great interest

    • @joemullarkey5719
      @joemullarkey5719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Prequel memes? A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha funni meme line

  • @MedlifeCrisis
    @MedlifeCrisis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    Seriously though AC Slater doesn't age, he looks amazing. I fancy the Colonel. Still don't fancy any KFC though.

    • @Fattts
      @Fattts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't blame you. KFC is gross.

    • @sephrosemary
      @sephrosemary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Fattts he's also an cardiologist, so I doubt he'd be too fond of crispy, spicy heart attacks....

    • @Fattts
      @Fattts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sephrosemary I knew that, I watch him too.

    • @YounesLayachi
      @YounesLayachi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good day sir :D

    • @dubious_potat4587
      @dubious_potat4587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      never expected you here lmao

  • @riblathannamarbh7340
    @riblathannamarbh7340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Not going to lie. The KFC dating sim actually caught a good amount of attention. So they got 1 out of a dozen tries right. Still would be best if they fix their main problems first.

  • @caveman1226
    @caveman1226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Austin: Just STAHP IT!
    KFC: Introducing... KFConsole!

  • @ianpg9891
    @ianpg9891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This has made KFC my favorite food chain. I can’t wait for their console

  • @peculiarpangolin4638
    @peculiarpangolin4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "We want to make the Colonel a pop-culture figure"
    Wait, he wasn't already?

    • @97Multiphantom
      @97Multiphantom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Meme. They wanted him to be a meme. That’s the term they were looking for, a meme. Because that’s the only thing they know about younger generations, that they’re into these “mey-mey” things. It’s lazy, disgusting corporate pandering.

    • @manghariz2211
      @manghariz2211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @David Nash especially Wanted to being one of them.
      The best meme and that last long are the one that is not intentional.

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    All of KFC modern advertisings have been the weirdest marketing campaign I have somehow managed to completely miss.

    • @wolfsden6479
      @wolfsden6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cocaine is hell of a drug

  • @saniberry
    @saniberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Today is space ship day" is *way* better than whatever this is

  • @jakedesnake97
    @jakedesnake97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thing I hate the most out of this ad campaign is the fact that the Harland Saunders was a real person who, from what I've heard, was a perfectly decent person who unfortunately sold his likeness in a terrible one-sided deal. It's disgusting how they are trying to make him into this buffoon of a character. Imagine being the grandchild of Saunders and having the memories of your grandfather be tarnished by a manufactured cheesy romance flick.

  • @1dareu2mov3
    @1dareu2mov3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    And now there's the KFConsole...

  • @hopperthemarxist8533
    @hopperthemarxist8533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The reason they would never do this is because that would cost actual money and force them to probably pay better wages and revamp their entire company culture. It’s easier to insult people with asinine wins cringey attempts to relate to zoomers then try to change their prices and and other things that would threaten their profit margins or profits for shareholders

  • @soumyajyotisarkar1180
    @soumyajyotisarkar1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Maybe a recipe for seduction 2 could be 15 minuets instructional video on how to properly clean and manage restaurant bathrooms"
    DAMN, man you roasted them better than, they ever roast their chickens

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Imagine how OG Colonel Sanders must've felt if he's still alive

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably would have sold the company and forgot it exists.

  • @unique0987654321
    @unique0987654321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is no one going to talk about that ad transition? To date the best one I have ever seen.

  • @jewthulhu
    @jewthulhu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve never before seen someone deliver “this video is sponsored by squarespace” straight to the camera while completely dead inside and you know what it’s an experience I now heartily recommend

  • @Generik97
    @Generik97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    KFC made a 5 year plan?
    Welp if history has taught me anything it's that 5 year plans always work out and never ever end in a total unmitigated disaster....

    • @leethompson-kolar6333
      @leethompson-kolar6333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not sure if political comment or Star Wars.

    • @OnionYeeter
      @OnionYeeter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Steele Crusader 2020 no it's "that wasn't REAL socialism"

    • @bluepegasus1322
      @bluepegasus1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Steele Crusader 2020 If only AI wasn't bound to break this statement. One can dream...

  • @kyleheilig255
    @kyleheilig255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "It's an advertisement disguised as a video". Well played.

  • @tavadaardendrian319
    @tavadaardendrian319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    He looks dead inside when he says “this video is sponsored by squarespace’ 😂

  • @firiel2366
    @firiel2366 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aw I think the first video I ever saw from Austin was his original KFC video. It's nice to see consistency from this channel ❤️

  • @FormulaMeme
    @FormulaMeme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If KFC parachutes only opened 65% of the time, Austin would have a lot more views.

  • @rinoz47
    @rinoz47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    So, a five-year "how do you do, fellow kids" campaign. Step aside, "Pokemon Go to the polls"... we have a new champion.

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least that was TRYING to be cringe. I dont know if this is meant to be cringe or not.

  • @reelbytes6447
    @reelbytes6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The “colonel”s poor family though

  • @apothecurio
    @apothecurio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had KFC in the Czech Republic and dear lord I have never been able to go back to the American version EVER.

    • @patrickbrinkworth9125
      @patrickbrinkworth9125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like that EVERYWHERE ELSE!! KFC is the best everywhere except America. Try the wiked wings if you go abroad.

  • @JustANerdProductions
    @JustANerdProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Finally figured out why Austin changed his pfp to him facepalming since the last KFC video

  • @MrBaixiong
    @MrBaixiong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Austin, I found the marketing company responsible for this monstrosity of an advertising campaign. That would be the bright folks at Wieden+Kennedy. They're also trying to shove these ads in the Chinese market as well. Speaking of China, if it were a person, they would say: Am I a joke to you? The reason I say this is because KFC is gigantic in China, more so than McDonald's, but the eating is good, for now.

  • @amsyarzero
    @amsyarzero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My brain slowly went from, "Hmm, I hope that KFC actually lives up to its name and glory!" to "Are they trying to be a walking tryhard meme?" the more I watch this video.

  • @KetsubanSolo
    @KetsubanSolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm convinced the Kiara Fan Club is more profitable than KFC at this point.
    Kikeriki!

    • @twotothehalf3725
      @twotothehalf3725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KFP would be significantly more profitable than KFC because their poultry reincarnates.

  • @ripwitch9833
    @ripwitch9833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Don't forget that they got rid of potato wedges. The best thing on their menu. I will never forgive them for this.

  • @littlebearoverlook
    @littlebearoverlook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If their accuracy rate in orders is 63%, then either my local KFC is on point or I'm really good with dealing with their bullshit.

    • @ek3197
      @ek3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your local KFC is really good. My consistent experience with KFC: Me: "Mashed potatoes, no gravy." KFC: '"We never put gravy on the potatoes." (Actual repeated quote.) Get order. Gravy on potatoes. Every. Time. Now, on the rare occasion when I go, I don't leave the drive through window before I get a fresh order of potato.

  • @BlueBoboDoo100
    @BlueBoboDoo100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You left out their most egregious offense: THEY TOOK AWAY POTATO WEDGES. They replaced them with fries and acted like it was a big deal that a fast food restaurant was serving fries! I'm so baffled and I think I'm gonna go get Popeyes for lunch.

  • @jonahnichols2158
    @jonahnichols2158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hi Austin! Just wanted to thank you for your consistent and amazing hard work.

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Austin is one of my favorite TH-camrs

  • @ansleyvangorkom9491
    @ansleyvangorkom9491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “It’s an advertisement disguised as a 15 minute video”
    *zooms in*
    *everybody immediately checks to see if this video is 15 minutes long or not*

    • @mahdsinexile
      @mahdsinexile 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So I wasn't the only one

  • @nonameless2
    @nonameless2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly i think that Austin is the only reason anyone remembers KFC anymore

    • @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879
      @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone in SEA and East Asia still fond of KFC, though. At least in my place, they know how to make chicken spicy _just right._ Most either isn't really spicy or _too_ spicy. Looking at you, Richeese.
      ...Well, probably Texas Fried Chicken, too, but KFC is more widespread.

  • @goodpools
    @goodpools 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Austin! So KFC was one of the last fast food chain restaurants to jump on the mobile ordering train. That’s right, McDonalds and Taco Bell has been at it since something like 2014, and KFC in the US has just started in 2021.
    Anyways. I’m excited to try out this feature. So I make my order, get myself over to the restaurant, and at the drive thru (keep in mind there is nobody in front of me or behind me because, well, no one goes to KFC), the guy tells me I have to come inside for my mobile order, which is… ready for pickup at the front counter? I ask him why, and the guy tells me that mobile orders are to be picked up by the counter because that’s what KFC’s policy is.
    Keep in mind that after I walked in confused, my order was, in fact, sitting there with no one in the store, no one going through the drive they, while about 5 employees who had access to the drive thru window we’re all within 10 feet or second’s reach of my order.
    Why.
    Oh and btw, my order was incorrect 😀

  • @MirrorSound95
    @MirrorSound95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was surprised that the customer feedbacks (at least in australia), made a difference to my local kfc's cleanliness. They would give out free chips and drink for a feedback, and my only gripe was that it's always dirty inside. Over 2 months it got noticeably cleaner. Local manager does his job :o

  • @keikossss
    @keikossss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm from Kentucky, from the town KFC originated from. and I can tell you it's absolutely depressing how shitty the company and it's food has gotten. The FIRST KFC is nasty and disgusting and I don't enjoy eating there. I wish the company could get their act together it makes me really sad to see what it's turned into.

  • @dimesonhiseyes9134
    @dimesonhiseyes9134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Austin's passion for KFC makes me feel better about kfc than what KFC makes me feel about KFC.

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The salt in this video is enough for a family sized bag of salt.

    • @dimesonhiseyes9134
      @dimesonhiseyes9134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tatehildyard5332 about as much salt in a bucket of KFC chicken. It's like the circle of life and such.

  • @theidioticgamer724
    @theidioticgamer724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:00 That game is funny as hell. Don't bash my Kentucky Fried Waifu.

    • @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879
      @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _Trying to make clever comeback._
      _Cannot create any._
      _Just eaten HCC Bundle yesterday and enjoying it._
      ...Well, it still pretty absurd, though.

  • @LeafyttTestify
    @LeafyttTestify 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    All of these videos are timeless, austins video doesnt change you could watch a video from 5 years ago and think it was released yesterday, and endless spiral of content with no difference in style asides from the way the video was edited, for an audio listener each video is indistinguishable yet entirely entering and educational, *now this is the kinda channel i can get behind*

  • @elliotkamper
    @elliotkamper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin, I think you made an incredible call when you posted about KFC going downhill. I saw that video first in the summer of 2020 and was quite surprised that you noticed all this so long ago.
    Never knew about the movie tho haha

  • @Bluelilly40
    @Bluelilly40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Instead of spending money on this “movie”, instead of any of this crap, the executives could actually make the wise decision to PAY THEIR EMPLOYEES A LIVABLE WAGE, thus improving employee retention and “customer service”. Until they decide to acknowledge the real issues that plague the brand, their restaurants will continue to perform poorly, potentially into bankruptcy.

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking in the same direction. In other countries the minimum wage is much higher than in the USA.

  • @mrwatney3236
    @mrwatney3236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You forgot the KFC gaming.

  • @TheTrueBurgerKing
    @TheTrueBurgerKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay but did you see the PC with the chicken warmer? Can't hate them after that beauty was revealed

    • @Fattts
      @Fattts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or the KFConsole, for those who prefer couch gaming

  • @Grejb444
    @Grejb444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My wife is from Jamaica and when we went to visit she was really excited about the KFC. It was slightly better then the American version. The Chicken tasted more organic but the spices and ingredients were basically the same.

  • @keithclingan6689
    @keithclingan6689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I did not catch this video until August 2021, but after seeing this one and the 2016 one I can tell you that you have it right. For example, in my home town of Jackson MS there is only one KFC that serves the mostly affluent section of town (aka those who can afford to pay their prices). I go to this store four times and all four times they were out of what I wanted to order -- twice substituting a different side without telling me at the order. And when they charge me over $20.00 for three legs, three wings, a large slaw and a Mtn Dew, I know I am getting the shaft. And all of this is done two doors down from a Popeyes and across the street from Chick-Fil-A. I may have just sworn off this KFC for the rest of my life -- unless I want to drive 10 miles to a KFC that at least has what I want.

  • @Rainkit
    @Rainkit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that chart because the speed ranking is almost an inverse of the accuracy rating.

  • @DarscioStudios
    @DarscioStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Marketing advisors: "So-"
    KFC: *cOloNeL sAnDeRS*

  • @Bandstand
    @Bandstand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Very cool Austin 🤝

    • @HeilJake
      @HeilJake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Another Verified TH-camr Comment

    • @Bandstand
      @Bandstand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HeilJake Another person drawing attention to the symbol as if it holds any weight

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very cool indeed

    • @Bandstand
      @Bandstand 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Krauxzd I’m allowed to comment on videos just like anyone else. You kids focus too much on likes

    • @Bandstand
      @Bandstand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @made4change thanks bud 🤝 much love

  • @Cornpop223
    @Cornpop223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Merry Christmas! Looking forward to more in 2021!

  • @thejimmydanly
    @thejimmydanly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that you made this video means it's working.

  • @Jack1999n
    @Jack1999n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That's bad even for lifetime, the sets look like a porno

    • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
      @shytendeakatamanoir9740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It seems it would have been improved by being a porno.
      Wait... Is that actually their 2021 plan. Oh no...

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shytendeakatamanoir9740 To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised. I'm sure there's a joke with a chicken bone somewhere in there.

  • @oatlord
    @oatlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh, I imagine they could have gotten Mario for the whole day if they wanted.

  • @anternet104
    @anternet104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I’ve been expecting you

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I KNEW it wouldn't slip past Austin's radar

  • @lawsonian3858
    @lawsonian3858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now we have the KF Console

    • @VanillaSpooks
      @VanillaSpooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MY CHICKEN

  • @alexvlk
    @alexvlk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I found you via your KFC video and I’m so happy I’ve stuck around.

  • @isaacsatzman5610
    @isaacsatzman5610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Remember when Wendy’s had that commercial with.. “the memer”

    • @maximusmidnight2591
      @maximusmidnight2591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This resurfaced a memory I'd almost forgotten...

    • @isaacsatzman5610
      @isaacsatzman5610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@maximusmidnight2591 I am so sorry for bringing it back

    • @moldyshoess
      @moldyshoess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      context?

    • @freakfoxvevo7915
      @freakfoxvevo7915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least that was IRONICALLY funny. KFC's marketing is disgusting

    • @DeWitherWarrior
      @DeWitherWarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uugghhh why did you have to make me remember it ;_;

  • @swoovy4962
    @swoovy4962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    KFC: our rating are going down!!
    Somebody: we need to fix this!
    Somebody else: *under breath* lol kfc dating sim and romance movie
    Colonel sanders: SAY THAT AGAIN!
    Somebody: kfc dating sim and romance movie?
    Colonel sanders: ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmm
      Yes
      _The_ horrible idea _here is made out of_ genius

  • @taylorverrall118
    @taylorverrall118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "you don't become a meme by trying to be a meme"
    *Slim Jim has entered the chat*

    • @cpsbBXCX
      @cpsbBXCX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i know im not the only person who stopped finding slim jim funny after middle school

    • @kittykat5090
      @kittykat5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      slim jims tried to be a meme? i thought they were just good snacks

    • @cpsbBXCX
      @cpsbBXCX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kittykat5090 good and fun until you have heartburn, want to vomit, and shitting out monster-slim-jim sized logs of shit

  • @Arbiter099
    @Arbiter099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I found this channel from the KFC video, glad for a revisit

  • @korpg
    @korpg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the title. An (un)intended reference to the book "Alexander and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day" perhaps?

  • @arjaxlarjax
    @arjaxlarjax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man, video just makes me hungry for Aussie KFC, they're pretty good here, to the point I ordered something and an hour later came in again and said "Hey mate, same again please haha." and he dead remembered the exact order lol.

  • @GeneralRane
    @GeneralRane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Things don't become memes by trying to become memes." Except “Gangnam Style.”

  • @itamarsasson
    @itamarsasson 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hey, it's 2024!!
    Make another KFC video 😉

  • @joebangles9951
    @joebangles9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That ad segway was brilliant

  • @spinyslasher6586
    @spinyslasher6586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Austin btw KFC has an official 'gaming console' now.