Note: I tried for over an hour to get this dialogue triggered between Sub-Zero and Kano, but for some reasons it couldn't be played. I don't know is it broken or patched, but here is how it goes. Sub-Zero: I vowed to hunt criminals like you. Kano: I'm an entrepreneur, mate. Sub-Zero: Save your lies and excuses!
Everytime I look at Kano, I always wonder, what did he went through to become such a horrible person . Not sure if he is born evil and lack empathy or the experiences he went through that made him like this .
This is how I personally feel but I don't think people are good or evil their either bad or worse now wether kano is bad or worse is up to you but kano is what he is nothing could stop that
...Last time I checked, a kick to the nuts is significantly less lethal than bearing children. (I know this is mostly a joke- but pregnancy is not health-neutral. Hell, pregnant women are more likely to get m§rdered than non-pregnant women. It's not comparable, dude.)
And someone else said and all of you need to disappear from TH-cam forever too sorry for talking to all of you like those we didn't mean to please forgive us we are so sorry our friends someone else said those to all of you
@@Xzamilloh And someone else said and we hate all of you too as well sorry for talking to all of you like those we didn't mean to please forgive us we are so sorry our friends someone else said those to all of you
Kano: *come to blow me 🏠 down* Fujin: *something like that* Kano: *I’m the big bad 🐺 here* Me: somewhere and somehow I 👂 *Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf* playing
Kano is a dangerous and shy taxi driver. Having no fixed weapons, his battle training made him a black dragon. But Kahn's criminal career ended after botched surgery that left his face badly disfigured. One of the survivors, you can do professional roof repair online through the link below. Kano paid for many upgrades, including a laser beam. Khan's new army began a reign of terror.
Deadpool: Kano, I presume? Kano: What's it to ya, Red? Deadpool: Someone's paying me a shitload of cash to put your ass six feet down unda. * Kano: You're an assassin, eh? Deadpool: Hold still and I *might* make it quick and painless for ya. Kano: (unimpressed sigh) Not the first, won't be the last. * Kano: What's it gonna take to shut ya up? Deadpool: You'll have to "finish him!" Kano: Challenge accepted, ya drongo. * Deadpool: Gonna do to you what you've been doing since '92, metal face. Kano: And what's that, yakko? Deadpool: Hope you've got a pen so you can autograph your heart for me.
@@juliobrian4757 It's Johnny Cage & Sonya Blade's daughter Cassie Cage's head if going by Kano vs Cassie Cage intro: Kano: Your mum’s going to shed a few tears. Cassie: The General doesn’t cry. Kano: When she gets your head in a box, she will.
I feel like he’s overhated First, English is not his first language, he’s not a VA by trade and he asked for this as a joke and they actually did it Also he’s not in the story just a skin unlike Ronda who actually has to act for the Story
With all the intros that are at least a minute long with some fighters I think they will have intro showdowns in 12 should be intresting. I wonder if Rocky would be good as DLC for MK ghost rider should really be on the radar since Spawn did so well, now we just need Jhon Wick, Neo, Morphous, James Bond, Trinity, agent Smith so many DLC options can’t wait for the trialer.
I never understood the Cassie Cage censor on "You sound like a shit ass American tourist" It's an M Rated game. And I know they didn't censor some of the other intros.
All Character Banters/Banter with Kano:
Shang Tsung | Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa - 0:00
Shao Kahn - 1:11
Frost - 2:12
Nightwolf - 3:10
The Joker - 4:14
Linden Ashby - 5:24
Johnny Cage - 5:55
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - 7:59
Sonya Blade - 9:27
Cassie Cage - 11:38
Jax Briggs - 13:11
Spawn | Albert Francis Simmons - Keith David - 15:06
Scorpion | Hanzo Hasashi - 16:09
Noob Saibot | Bi Han - 17:52
Baraka - 18:49
Christopher Lambert - 19:48
Raiden - 20:48
Jacqui Briggs - 21:55
Sub-Zero | Kuai Liang - 22:55
Dimitri Vegas - 24:10
Kano (himself) - 25:27
Kabal - 26:26
Liu Kang - 27:49
Kitana - 28:49
Kung Lao - 29:48
Jade - 31:42
Robocop | Alex Murphy - Peter Weller - 32:43
Skarlet - 33:50
Erron Black - 34:56
D'Vorah - 36:26
Kotal Kahn - 37:25
Sheeva - 38:56
Rambo | Sylvester Stallone - 40:09
The Terminator | Arnold Schwarzenegger - 41:13
Geras - 42:17
Kollector - 43:20
Sindel - 44:30
Mileena - 45:35
Cetrion - 46:43
Fujin - 47:47
Rain - 48:55
50:07 - Victory Screen Animations
Kano's so muscular hunk!
Mortal Kombat has countless retcons, but making Kano Australian as a tribute to the 1995 movie's actor was one of the most genius.
Also fun fact, Johnny, Sonya, and Raiden got their actors as skins from that exact same film, oh and the legendary Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.
It’s also where Kitana x Liu Kang originated from (I think)
@@iambrit_2023so Kitana and Liu Kang were never a thing before the movies?
@@Tommy92gunner
The sad part is that Kano’s original actor from the 1995 movie passed away a few years ago. Trevor Goddard I think was his name.
@@affanjamsari5752 in 2003,and yes his name was Trevor Goddard
I love Kano’s VA here. He’s even more Aussie and his delivery is perfect
Bane from arkham origins
@@ZombryaTheDarknah even better, that's SAXTON FUCKING HALE
Same guy who voices Zinyak in Saints Row 4 as well. 😂
And Thane in Darksiders 2.
And Caustic from Apex Legends
The most Australian man in video game history.
With a French-American voice actor
@@eanisiahdeguzman21907 and was originally Chinese American
TF Sniper: what ya say mate?
Points a gun point blank at his head: "I SAID!... The most australian character in video game history..."
@@bojohorseboi6507 He was originally American-Japanese. That's why his name's Kano.
"Aww I just sold it all to Kronika!"
The delivery on this line gets me everytime LMAO
Everyone: some extent of a dramatic entrance
Kano: either drinks his way into fight or finishes taking a piss
it's just insulting. that's the entire point and I love it
42:12 “Only thing cyber about me is the eye.”
_five seconds later is a cyborg_
I mean… that cyber armor is essentially plastic, as a simple explosion brutality can end him 😂
I imagine his fight with the Terminator didn't end well lol😅
Note: I tried for over an hour to get this dialogue triggered between Sub-Zero and Kano, but for some reasons it couldn't be played. I don't know is it broken or patched, but here is how it goes.
Sub-Zero: I vowed to hunt criminals like you.
Kano: I'm an entrepreneur, mate.
Sub-Zero: Save your lies and excuses!
No long intros, annoying background music, just simple and straight to the point
18:14 kano aint havin none of that edgy bullshit lol
51:01 that's gotta be one creepy victory and I love it
That shine over his left eye just makes it so much more menacingly cruel, I love it.
I wish he did the laser eye animation on the sausage intro with Skarlet. That little eyeblink on his second line would've made it so fitting.
"Only you would find being gutted funny."
That one's my favorite
Kano: You got electro-nets or rocket launchers?
Terminator: No.
Kano: Ain't much of a cyber, then.
Me: I mean, Kano ain't wrong. That shit is awesome.
Kano: wanna taste Australia’s best blood sausage?
Scarlet: I’d rather taste your blood, Kano.
Kano: would you settle for me sausage?
Scarlet was tempted by this...
Legend says one day Kano will finish his drink before he tosses it.
If its opposite ways Kayes will finish his water garden before he puts it on the ground
Sometimes, I forget Kano had a son at some point.
Did his son die or something?
WHAT
@@chrisnichols9014 Kano's MKX ending, also one of his knives (MK11) is labled 'Me Son's Dom Knife'
What?!
Everytime I look at Kano,
I always wonder, what did he went through to become such a horrible person .
Not sure if he is born evil and lack empathy or the experiences he went through that made him like this .
Apparently, started when he was a kid. He was a thief, even at 5-6
@@UrdnotRed damn..
People like him don't necessarily go through bad things to become like that.
@@alijankhan3330 yes , I'm aware of that. Some are just born evil.
This is how I personally feel but I don't think people are good or evil their either bad or worse now wether kano is bad or worse is up to you but kano is what he is nothing could stop that
Shang Tsung of ALL people calling out a bloke on his disrespect lmao.
Jax: you ready to end this Kano
Kano: well we ain't here to fuck spiders
I lost it 🤣🤣
Sheeva: *Misandrist Statement*
Kano: *Uno Reverse Card Misogynist Statement*
Sheeva: *Flimsy Straw Pull*
Kano's got that grind, holy shit
33:58 we are all here for this.
Damn right lmao
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We? Who's We?
@@chanceauger8113 I pity you, fool.
Kano-Theirs one thing I admire about you
Deadshot-whats that
Kano-You actually got a family
That's kinda sad. Maybe that's why he's such a prick.
There's*
Kanos interactions
75% cash and business
15% insults
The rest, “settle for me sausage?”
18:01
He clearly didn't expect being called out by Mr. Omnicidal there...
The living embodiment of Detroit's police brutality vs the single most dangerous cutthroat in all of terrorism:
THAT'S a matchup for the century.
I think Kano probably has a bladder infection
I mean, with how much beer he's drinking, no fucking wonder!
Man I love Kano
One fact about him: he's cameo in Wreck-it Ralph.
he does too./j/sarc
@@andragune283 lol you right
He is so sexy in MK11
@@RaffeSan _R I G H T ? ?_ 😩😩
manz has frfr _always_ had me down *_expiditiously_*_ bad_ in the most horrific ways possible i stg
Kano hydrating himself after spitting so much back at MKX
Kano's so muscular hunk!
32:41 that delivery combined with the sh!t-eating grin
You mean peach-eating?
R.I.P That 30 pack I brought to the party
It's just beer, Mate...
30:13 Run The Jewels reference. Nice.
Kano: hehehehe, You're supposed to be Princess?
Vanellope: That's President to you Kano
Kano: You're a dead man, Glitch
Lambert: *OMINOUSLY FLOATS TO THE ARENA, LIGHTNING SURROUNDS HIM*
Kano's reaction to that information: 19:51
"Do you have the strength to bear children?"
Okay, Sheeva, do YOU have the strength to bear a kick in the nuts?
Let's not compare the two, please!
...Last time I checked, a kick to the nuts is significantly less lethal than bearing children.
(I know this is mostly a joke- but pregnancy is not health-neutral. Hell, pregnant women are more likely to get m§rdered than non-pregnant women. It's not comparable, dude.)
I think she makes the stronger point.
They really need to fix Rain's voice it's too filtered even when he's maskless.
It sounds like he's submerged in water. Hate it.
IIRC, that was when the COVID-19 pandemic first hit, so the VAs had to record from home.
I think it sounds hot
And someone else said and all of you need to disappear from TH-cam forever too sorry for talking to all of you like those we didn't mean to please forgive us we are so sorry our friends someone else said those to all of you
@@Xzamilloh And someone else said and we hate all of you too as well sorry for talking to all of you like those we didn't mean to please forgive us we are so sorry our friends someone else said those to all of you
28:57 Cartman would be proud, how has Cartman not been a Kombat Guest Character?! He's Perfect for Mortal Kombat
90 minutes of drinking and pissing....i love it
Kano: *come to blow me 🏠 down*
Fujin: *something like that*
Kano: *I’m the big bad 🐺 here*
Me: somewhere and somehow I 👂 *Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf* playing
Robo cop: you have the right to remain silent
Me: I have the right to kick your ass
Robo cop: your waver of your rights is noted
Kano is a dangerous and shy taxi driver. Having no fixed weapons, his battle training made him a black dragon. But Kahn's criminal career ended after botched surgery that left his face badly disfigured. One of the survivors, you can do professional roof repair online through the link below. Kano paid for many upgrades, including a laser beam. Khan's new army began a reign of terror.
Kano: Where did you get that scar?
Sub-Zero: You know
Kano: Oh thats right! ME 😃
Kano and Bi Han got the best intro @17:58
Spawn's intros were pretty dope too.
He wastes so much beer, are we *sure* he's really an Aussie?
It's just beer, Mate...
14:15 Kano: You,ll tell Sonya I'm Sorry 😔
Jax: Sorry? Sorry for What?🤨
Kano: For what Im About to do to ya😡
Why is Kano wasting so much perfectly good beer every single time he enters the arena?
48:19 from the creators of "second-rate Jarek"
Vander goes down a dark path of alcoholism
He's been through alot
Ily for this
Kano: The sexiest walking vat of toxic masculinity that doubles as chemical-grade weaponry with a smile.
Everytime kano takes a swig of beer, take a drink
That's going to make me drunk in a jiffy 😂
Should've said "Everytime kano takes a swig of beer, take a swig of beer"
Is it me or is Kano freaking juiced to the tee bros biceps are godlike
Bros been hittin that juice
He's spending all the Black Dragon's money on steroids, I guarantee it
@fandomcringebucket with the amount of money the black dragon bring in thats alotta juice to go around
_Rack off, Raiden lite!_
_Have it your way,_ *Hsu Hao*
Ouch...that's...that's not very nice
Turns out Fujin is also a god of fire to straight up burn Kano like that
Deadpool: Kano, I presume?
Kano: What's it to ya, Red?
Deadpool: Someone's paying me a shitload of cash to put your ass six feet down unda.
*
Kano: You're an assassin, eh?
Deadpool: Hold still and I *might* make it quick and painless for ya.
Kano: (unimpressed sigh) Not the first, won't be the last.
*
Kano: What's it gonna take to shut ya up?
Deadpool: You'll have to "finish him!"
Kano: Challenge accepted, ya drongo.
*
Deadpool: Gonna do to you what you've been doing since '92, metal face.
Kano: And what's that, yakko?
Deadpool: Hope you've got a pen so you can autograph your heart for me.
Kano sounds just like Dingo from Sonic Underground!
That's the idea...
@@juliobrian4757 Really?
He is so fine
Someone count the beer bottles
Kano and cassie cage have some of the funniest lines in the game
i expect kano to be this sexy in the next mk11 game
is it just me or is kano hot?
Like Kano himself said to his future counterpart, Well hoowwww bout that? Fiftieeeeyyy and Still aa Ripper.
Just you
@@Lexi-mx9fv 🧢 that man is gorgeous
@@RaffeSan naww 😭
@@Lexi-mx9fv tripping ma 😂
*drinks*
*oneliner*
*drinks*
*oneliner*
*drinks*
*oneliner*
*drinks*
*oneliner*
*drinks*
*oneliner*
*pisses*
*oneliner*
*drinks*
*oneliner*
*drinks*
*oneliner*
*drinks*
*oneliner*
*drinks*
*oneliner*
*drinks*
*oneliner*
Take a shot for every intro where kano sips a beer(alcohol poisoning speedrun)
I want Kano and Sniper from tf2 to have an argument
Funny cuz Kano’s voiced by the same dude who does Saxton Hale
19:27 you know you're crossing the line when someone who was chill started swearing in front of your face 😂😂😂
So much wasted beer
Not to mention, all the broken bottles.
It's just beer, Mate...
A rough and tumble businessman.
Sonya: what's in the box
Jax: you don't want to look
Sonya: oh God, what's in the box😢
*WHAT'S* *IN* *THE* BOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXX?????*
@@juliobrian4757 It's Johnny Cage & Sonya Blade's daughter Cassie Cage's head if going by Kano vs Cassie Cage intro:
Kano: Your mum’s going to shed a few tears.
Cassie: The General doesn’t cry.
Kano: When she gets your head in a box, she will.
I could watch this all day
why does movie raiden sound like an elderly smoker
The actor is one
Sounds like a hippie
Probably because he's got to be in his late 60s as it's been over 30 years since the mortal kombat movie came out
@@rejvaik00 Plus I heard he smokes. Smoking changes your voice
@@rejvaik00 He sounded like that in the 90s too.
33:52
feeling hungry all of a sudden
Please...please don't!
It is so hard to not like this guy
2:13
Getting a good view
Ah Kano how do we get to K-Yes? Lol
I hope he stays the same in MK1
Expect less so long as he's a Kameo...
“Better get right with kronika”
Kano: you ran over your head child,
peacock: and you're about to lose your head
Kano: good, luck with that yet drunko.
Kano: this time I'll make sure you're dead
peacock: but there's no puts me in a bag with blood everywhere me off
Kano: just need a knife to get ya,
How much beer you think he wasted?
33:55 best one
16:34 australian chicken be like
You would think with all the Kano intros and drinking he’d either be hung over or dead drunk .
Somehow the Bridget Wilson skin Sonya's voice actor is even worse than Ronda Rousey's
Still better than the Dimitri Vegas Subzero
Rain sounds his talking through a cup
I'm sorry but...Dimitri Vegas just isn't doing justice to Kuai Liang...
To say HE SUCKS would be an understatement.
@@theoutlawking9123 he makes Ronda Rouseys' Sonya sound good by comparison
@@GenshinLover283 Exactly 🤣
I feel like he’s overhated
First, English is not his first language, he’s not a VA by trade and he asked for this as a joke and they actually did it
Also he’s not in the story just a skin unlike Ronda who actually has to act for the Story
@@darksydexv2637 They could have given him his own story, like a regular Lin Kuei...
I swear every time I see Kano in a cyborg body, is most likely sectors because it’s his preferred color.
Kano needs a trash can so he can stop littering
I do like Kano’s armor suit though it looks amazing is heck
With all the intros that are at least a minute long with some fighters I think they will have intro showdowns in 12 should be intresting. I wonder if Rocky would be good as DLC for MK ghost rider should really be on the radar since Spawn did so well, now we just need Jhon Wick, Neo, Morphous, James Bond, Trinity, agent Smith so many DLC options can’t wait for the trialer.
Fujin called him Hsu-Hao🤣🤣🤣
My husband
No mine
I HATE HIM MY WHOLE HEART😍
Why?
Hi Sonya
I never understood the Cassie Cage censor on "You sound like a shit ass American tourist" It's an M Rated game. And I know they didn't censor some of the other intros.
If this Australian got this an accent it could be a "YABBA" or "DRONGGO" moment
19:28 first time hearing Baraka say a swear word!
42:15 is that a fucking lever action shotgun with a pump action on it
Probably had to piss halfway thru the video after all that beer. You just rent it anyway.
48:12 DAMN
Same va as saxton hale, seriously Jb blanc was the first guy I thought of
This dude wastes so much beer
Really? I thought it was motor oil at first 😅😅😅
@@vonniecao3991 Nah that's his piss
It's just beer, Mate...
Kano really likes touching his own face doesn't he?
1:38