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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 มิ.ย. 2024
- I talk about funny plumber go kart series again and I wasn’t beaten to the punch by the funny crab guy this time! Hope you're ready for the top 2 to be incredibly controversial hot takes. I forgot to mention Mission Mode at all but yeah it's pretty good, I wish 7 had something similar to it.
The Wii video if you haven’t seen it- • Every Mario Kart Wii T...
Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
2:23 F-Tier
4:14 D-Tier
6:55 C-Tier
10:38 B-Tier
19:18 Battle Mode
21:30 A-Tier
24:35 S-Tier
Footage sources:
General
DS- • Mario Kart DS - All Tr...
Wii- • Mario Kart Wii - All 3...
Double Dash- • Mario Kart: Double Das...
7- • Mario Kart 7 - All Tra...
8- • Mario Kart 8 - Full Ga...
Super- • Super Mario Kart All 2...
Super Circuit- • Mario Kart Super Circu...
One-offs
DS Shortcuts- • All official Mario Kar...
Double Dash Shourcuts- • Mario Kart: Double Das...
Frappe Snowland- • Mario Kart DS - Frappe...
Bowser's Castle- • Mario Kart DS: Bowser ...
Airship Fortress- • Mario Kart DS: Airship... - บันเทิง
I think we all know that the only reason that waluigi pinball is as beloved as it is is because it's a waluigi themed track. Theme it around literally any other character while keeping everything else the same and it loses like half its appeal.
Idk man, DK pinball would be debatably on par or better.
I still remember 10 year old me being blown away by Tick Tock Clock’s mechanics before being ratioed by the bots
I enjoy these non Death Battle stuff, its cool seeing Biff's other tastes on different media and games. Plus, his opinions are always just nice and fun to see with his style of videos. It's like watching a friend just ramble about his favorite things, and I mean that as a good thing. Always fun to see these vids
I’ve been both a Mario Kart and Versus guy for a while now so this almost felt like a crossover to me lmao
It's very nice seeing that you're so passionate about this, hearing you this excited is rare but very enjoyable.
Great video as always, and I'm excited for the next one! These videos are always such a blast, and I love hearing your opinions on Non-DB stuff.
Can't wait for the inevitable Mario Kart Character ranking, like that's ever gonna happen.
Thank you Biff, I really enjoyed your ranking on my favorite Mario Kart game ❤️
Mario Kart DS was my favorite growing up. I would go everywhere with my DS everyday. Great list Biff!
32: Figure 8 Circuit (Figure 8 Shaped, Tunnel)
31: SNES Choco Island 2 (Piranha Plants, Mud)
30: GBA Peach Circuit (Peach Trees, Grass, Patterned Tiles)
29: GCN Baby Park (5 Laps, Oval Layout, Short, Not Chaotic)
28: SNES Mario Circuit 1 (Pipes, Patterned Tiles, Sharp Turns)
27: SNES Koopa Beach 2 (Sand, Water, Abyss, Patterned Tiles, Bushes)
26: Yoshi Falls (Waterfalls, Sharp Turns, Giant Egg)
25: N64 Frappe Snowland (Statue, Snowmen, Ice Walls)
24: SNES Donut Plains 2 (Bridge, Monty Moles, Patterned Tiles)
23: Desert Hills (Pokeys, Angry Sun, Fire Snakes, Palm Trees)
22: GCN Mushroom Bridge (Cars, Bridge, Trucks)
21: Mario Circuit (Fire Piranha Plants, Goombas, Pipe Tunnel)
20: N64 Moo Moo Farms (Monty Moles, Bridges)
19: GCN Luigi Circuit (Chain Chomp, No Barrier, Boosts)
18: GBA Luigi Circuit (Blimp, Rain, Puddles, Dark Skybox)
17: DK Pass (Snowmen, Snowballs, Item Box, Snow)
16: Cheep Cheep Beach (Cheep Cheeps, Crabs, Sand, Water)
15: GCN Yoshi Circuit (Yoshi Shaped, Tunnel, Piranha Plants, Yoshi-Copter)
14: GBA Bowser Castle 2 (Thwomps, Lava Bubbles, Split Paths)
13: Shroom Ridge (Cars, Trucks, Grass, Tunnel)
12: N64 Banshee Boardwalk (Cheep Cheep, Boos, Darkness)
11: N64 Choco Mountain (Fog, Cave, Boulders, Chocolate)
10: Rainbow Road (Loopty Loop, No Guardrails, Spiral Paths)
9: Wario Stadium (Firebars, Fire Wheels, Mud, Hills)
8: Sky Garden (Cobblestone, Blimp, Beanstalks, Split Paths)
7: Delfino Square (Piantas, Narrow Paths, Drawbridge, Statue)
6: Luigi’s Mansion (Portrait Ghosts, Walking Trees, Mud)
5: Tick Tock Clock (Gears, Hands, Pendulum)
4: Peach Gardens (Chain Chomps, Monty Moles, Hedges)
3: Bowser Castle (Spinning Tube, Shifting Rectangles, Burners, Spike Room, Spiral Paths)
2: Airship Fortress (Bullet Bill, Burners, Rocky Wrenches, Launch)
1: Waluigi Pinball (Big Pinballs, Bouncers, Flippers, Cannon)
13:56 honestly, this was in the back of my mind, but I'd never have actually realised it, if you didn't spell it out
It'd probably be a genuinely soothing experience, to just dawdle on this track, in time trial mode
Mario Kart DS was my first ever Mario Kart game and is my favorite Mario Kart Game. I'm very happy to see this video because it brings back so many memories
I'm honestly curious how many hours I have clocked on my copy of Mario Kart DS. It was basically my go-to as a kid whenever I needed something to do on family trips, so I'm glad to see it getting love!
The 3DS is able to display how many hours you have on each game and I think the DSi/DSi XL can too, but in either case it can probably only log total playtime on that specific unit.
I think Palm Shore is meant to be a reference to one of the new rooms in Mario 4 DS (which makes sense as a lot of, if not all of the bosses are shared between the 2). and the background of the red sky and dark trees in Bowser's Castle was used later for world 8 in New Super Mario Bros which is nice to see
That would also explain Tick Tock Clock
I can respect it being a 64 callback, I just don’t find it particularly fun.
DS has always been my favorite game in the series, cause it´s the one I play the most as a kid, especially cause of the Mission Mode and the Battle Mode
Pretty fun ranking, can´t believe Baby Park was in S Tier
Like how the numbers are made to perfectly fit in the item slot when it's there, it's a nice touch.
Ranking All Mario Kart DS Tracks
F-Tier:
32. Choco Island 2: infuriating layout and mud
31. Baby Park: less chaotic
30. Figure 8 Circuit: Most Boring Track ever
D-Tier
29. Mario Circuit 1: Number one are so boring
28. Peach Circuit: Why More Circuits
C-Tier
27. Yoshi Falls: kinda more interesting than Figure 8
26. Donut Plains 1: Filler
25. Moo Moo Farm: Only Non-Circuit track in one of the Worst Cups Ever made
24. Luigi Circuit: A bit more interesting than Farms
23. Yoshi Circuit: Disappointing way to end a game
22. Bowser Castle 2 (Advance): very challenging
21. Mushroom Bridge: Best GCN track in the game that lost everything that made the original so special
B-Tier
20. Koopa Beach 2: Hard Yes, But it is still a very good Challenge
19. Luigi Circuit (Advance): best retro circuit with Beautiful weather
18. Desert Hills: Underrated Track
17. Mario Circuit: nice island of the mushroom kingdom if only we were inside Peach’s Castle
16. Choco Mountain: the music is better than in 64
15. Frappe Snowland: Same, the music is better than in 64
14. Cheep Cheep Beach: almost same music as Peach Beach
13. Waluigi Pinball: I love the theming and sound effects and music but the layout isn’t very good and it should’ve been a battle stage
12. Wario Stadium: better than the 64 Wario Stadium
11. DK Pass: it reminds me of flagstaff
A-Tier
10. Banshee Boardwalk
9. Shroom Ridge: Beautiful art style
8. Sky Garden: It’s flat but it is the best retro track of the game
7. Luigi’s Mansion: I wished we stayed more on the Mansion
6. Rainbow Road: it introduce us to the anti gravity mechanic pre Mario Kart 8
5. Tick Tock Clock: Unique theming but barren to be honest
4. Delfino Square: Great Music and Epic Sections like the bridge and pier
3. Bowser’s Castle: While it doesn’t have Bowser Statue, we still have rotating platform a least
2. Airship Fortress: Amazing Music
1. Peach Gardens: I love Botanical Gardens
Solid video man!
Can't wait to see more videos from ya
Mkds is my first Mario Kart game ever and I used to play this game all day and night. The Nitro course track are definitely the highlights of the game and WALUIGI Pinball, Delfino Sqaure and Tiktock Clock are masterpieces.
Far from my favorite, but I has so much charm that I can’t help but love it
Bring back mission mode
I love these types of videos Biff! Hopefully you can rank either Mario Kart 64 or 7 next as those were some banger games as well
I’ve got one for 7 written up already, I’ve actually never played 64 though. I don’t have an N64 so idk if that one is on the table for me in the future
It’s criminal more people aren’t checking this video out it’s great!
Pinball track is definetly my fave, the music, design colours
So... Freaking...Epic.
Great Video Biff can't wait for a long video explaining everything awesome and epic about N64 Moo Moo Farms!
That video already exists. It’s this one. There wasn’t much to talk about.
@@BiffWeed Wowzers. Thank you Biff Weed. 🙏
back at it again with the goated content.
More non death battle stuff let’s go!
24:41 Airship Fortress music always reminds me of that song, "Tu Es Foutu" by In-Grid. 😄 ..and the Waluigi Pinball course really had me convinced something special would happen if you had to drive through the tunnel at the exact moment the slot machine characters are aligned. 😄
Hey Biff weed👋😁 I can’t wait to see the Dark Souls vs Skyrim review😊👍
Death Battle fans when people have other interests
@@BiffWeedI know but still I love your other videos like this for example😁
The donut Plain presentation was pretty funny to me im sorry, i just like dumb play in games. I kinda vibe with some of the C-Tier courses bcuz they are easy to race, and if you do time trial they take way less than some longer.
So far i like this video. Its cool to see u talk bout more things!
SIR MUSTY REFERENCE‼️‼️
I dig your commentary a lot more than everyone else who I saw doing the same thing. I like that you're not trying too hard to be funny and you have pretty good opinions... in my opinion anyway.
Heya, huge Luigi’s Mansion enjoyer as well as DS Mario Kart fan, Fun fact some of the paintings that aren’t boos were the bosses you fight in Luigi’s Mansion, and i absolutely love it
Another Mario Kart Track Rank. Let's go!
Letsa go*
"Wii has a good set of retros" Also wii: brings back yoshi falls and desert hills for retros
Loving these videos. Will you do more of these videos ?
My first ever and favorite Mario kart game will always be Double Dash but man did the DS game spoil me with so much! Waluigi Pinball, Wario Stadium (the DS version obviously hopefully one day nintendo decides to remake the n64 version), Tick Tock Clock, DK Pass, Airship Fortress, Peach Gardens, Bowser’s Castle, Rainbow Road, giving us 16 retro tracks and MISSION MODE! So many good memories and so many hand cramps but it was worth it!!!
Mario Circuit is in the Star Cup because it's the star of the show, of course!
SIR MUSTY REFRENCE!
So funny enough I never owned DS as a kid
But I had one of those cases where my pal did but since ds let you play it as long as a friend did I was stuck as a shy guy. This hit alot more nostalgia for me then it should've done.
I still don't know which ones my personal favorite either...maybe waluigi pinball
Awesome video Biff Weed, it took me right to my Childhood.
I absolutely loved Waluigi Pinball as a kid and still think it’s great, but it’s not my favorite DS course anymore. I’d put it at the highest spot of A because for as creative as the theming is, I think it doesn’t take full advantage of it. You’re on the pinball table for a little bit, and that’s all. All that’s there until then is the rolling pinball on the road, which is ok.
Courses like Tick Tock Clock and Airship Fortress utilize their theming more often. The clock hands, pendulums, gears, bullet bills, rocky wrenches, the cannon, etc. They do more for me and would be in S tier in my own list
More Mario Kart videos! Lets go!!
As much as I love the DB related content, I grew up with this Mario Kart (and 7) so seeing this put a smile on my face
10:56 HOLY SHIT BIFF
THATS A YOSHICOPTER
Ranking every Mario Kart DS track:
(S tiers #1 - #3)
#1 Waluigi Pinball
#2 Airship Fortress
#3 Tick Tock Clock
(A tiers #4 - #8)
#4 Peach's Garden
#5 Delfino Square
#6 Bowser's Castle
#7 Rainbow Road
#8 Wario Stadium
(B tiers #9 - #18)
#9 Luigi's Mansion
#10 GCN Mushroom Bridge
#11 DK Pass
#12 Shroom Ridge
#13 GBA Sky Garden
#14 GCN Yoshi Circuit
#15 Cheep Cheep Beach
#16 GBA Bowser's Castle 2
#17 N64 Choco Mountain
#18 GBA Luigi Circuit
(C tiers #19 - #24)
#19 DS Mario Circuit
#20 Desert Hills
#21 GBA Peach Beach
#22 GCN Luigi Circuit
#23 N64 Moo Moo Farm
#24 SNES Mario Circuit 1
(D tiers #25 - #32)
#25 N64 Banshee Boardwalk
#26 N64 Frappe Snowland
#27 SNES Donut Plains 1
#28 Yoshi Falls
#29 Figure 8-Circuit
#30 GCN Baby Park
#31 SNES Koopa Beach 2
#32 SNES Choco Island 2
Thank you so much for appreciating Airship Fortress. I will riot if it is not on the boost course.
Did you riot?
22:57
Wait, since when was Tick Tock Clock's racetrack music a remix of the Super Mario 64 level music? Also, which level music?
Mario Kart DS and Wii are two of my favourite games growing up
Given that you referenced the Scott the Woz video at the beginning I was really hoping the Shroom Ridge segment would just be "Sure."
16:19 there's actually a small chance of getting a red shell from it
Is that only for MKDS? I’ve played DK Pass on 7 a heap of times and never gotten a red shell from that item box.
@@endstoneninja3845 Only on DS, yes.
@@dan74695 aight, makes sense.
F Tier
32. Figure-8 Circuit
D Tier
31. SNES Donut Plains 1
30. GCN Luigi Circuit
29. GBA Peach Circuit
28. Cheep Cheep Beach
27. GCN Baby Park
26. Desert Hills
25. Yoshi Falls
C Tier
24. GBA Bowser Castle 2
23. N64 Moo Moo Farm
22. SNES Choco Island 2
21. Mario Circuit
20. SNES Koopa Beach 2
19. DK Pass
18. GCN Mushroom Bridge
17. SNES Mario Circuit 1
16. Delfino Square
B Tier
15. Wario Stadium
14. Rainbow Road
13. GBA Luigi Circuit
12. N64 Frappe Snowland
11. GBA Sky Garden
10. Shroom Ridge
9. N64 Banshee Boardwalk
8. N64 Choco Mountain
7. Bowser Castle
6. Peach Garden
5. Luigi’s Mansion
4. GCN Yoshi Circuit
3. Tick Tock Clock
S Tier
2. Waluigi Pinball
1. Airship Fortress
Ds feels super top heavy for me. the circuit tracks all feel so boring and bland and I don't like any retro besides the N64 ones and sky garden. However, this game has like 12 A and S tier tracks(Wario Stadium, Waluigi Pinball, Peach gardens, Delfino square, Tick tock clock, Bowser's castle, Sky Garden, Banshee Boardwalk, Luigi's mansion, Airship Fortress, Rainbow Road, Shrooms Ridge)
Imagine only wacthing DB content. Also great job many funny.
I never knew motion glider on that glider would be possible…
Hoping for 7 soon!
I remember this game omg
How did you get the high-res version of mario kart ds @ 9:46 ??
Upscaling it in an emulator
@@andrewallstar2719 What emulator would that be?
This list is so true
biff how could you put Figure-8 Circuit so low smh its literally the greatest track ever fr fr
its csalled donut plains because the level in mario world was called donut plains
U got some stages wrong (baby park goated) but lets see u do one about the missions
I kinda want to know how you feel about DS’s boss fights
They’re good but I didn’t have enough to say about them to give them a segment of the video. Eyerock is probably my favourite and Goomboss is the only thing of quality associated with Baby Park in the entire game.
Please rank all the tracks in mario kart live home circuit
Donut Plains isn't meant to have actual donuts.
WOOOOO HE MENTIONED ROB
Are you decently familiar with pvz? If so I would love to see you talking about the games because they mean so much to me
Can’t really think of a video I’d wanna make on them, but the first one is one of my favourite games and the Garden Warfare Duology is pretty great too
@@BiffWeed(thanks for the feedback!) how about "top ten most OP abilities in the garden warfare duology"
@@Harrison_big_lad I dunno if I’m good enough at those games to know anything about the meta and such. I prefer to make my content more about my own personal preferences with things rather than taking an objective analytical approach like I’d have to do with that one.
MARIO KART DS LESSS GOOO
7:19
That's because Donut Plains is based on, well, Donut Plains. Have you never played Super Mario World?
I know what Donut Plains is now, not when I was playing this game as a kid since I grew up on the Wii/DS era Mario games
PEAK DS
More Biff, and more Mario Kart Content
Wait what about Mario kart Wii battle course
Biff Weed with another W Video
Wonder if I’ll ever find one of these where Waluigi Pinball isn’t number 1.
Idk Airship Fortress #1s seem very rare.
Airship Fortress is pretty neck and neck with it as the fan favourite I thought?
I know it is *a* fan favorite but I’ve yet to see a list where it’s actually just the top spot in solely DS track lists.
Maybe I’m not looking hard enough.
I recently saw someone make a video where the rankings were decided by TH-cam community poll vote and they tied for first place, so I’m sure there are some out there where Airship Fortress is on top.
@@BiffWeed Oh that’s cool. I usually suck at WP in 8 admittedly. Good list.
I just know Tai Lung is hiding on the thumbnail somewhere
He better be
I'm biffing out right now
I got Mario Kart Wii on the same day my sister was born, why is this just a thing?
Is it just me,or did you forgot peach gardens.
It is just you. It was at number 3
Waluigi pinball do i need to say more
also PLAY DOUBLE DASH
the controls kinda suck at first but literally everything else is peak mario kart
I plan to if I ever come across a copy in my local stores. I’d probably make a video ranking its tracks too if I played enough of it
Can you talk about Mario Kart Wii?
I will… try…
Wake up everyone
Another base ranking video from Biff is here
waluigi pinball is one of the worst tracks on ds imo. half the time ur on a random road above the pinball machine and all u do for the 5 seconds on the pinball machine is drive forward and pray to god u don’t get hit
Choco Island 2 is horrible. The ugly visuals frustrating mechanics have lead to it being probably my least played course in the game. It's the only track in the entire game where I haven't even unlocked the staff ghost, and the mission in which you collect coins on this track is the only one in the entire game where I don't have a triple star rank
Just gonna leave this here before watching. If you leave choco island 2 out of the bottom 4, I will like and subscribe
Edit: L
tbh DS is better in then wii my mind
A fellow Moonview disliker 😎🤝
Does he know?
@@BiffWeed oh no, dont tell me... 😨
I am here to put the rumours about me being a Moonview enjoyer to rest. They are true. Where are the cars?
Biff Weed i didnt think i'd cry today but you've brought me to tears, Biff. The only way i can feel better is by hitting that subscribe button
Moonview is the only track that can move someone to tears, that’s how you know it’s a Nintendo Masterclass
Waluigi Pinball is too low
try mario kart 7!!!
Actually already wrote my ranking for that one, hoping to have it out in the coming months!
@@BiffWeed Count me in for watching that, 7 is one of my favorite portable mario karts!!
@@BiffWeed Actually now that I think about it, 7 is my favorite of all time, its tracks are just too memorable and I love the battle mode too!
As an avid fan of yellow and darker yellow, I find your constant bashing towards desert courses incredibly disheartening. Unsubscribed.
They simply should have tried not having sand in them
Desert courses are awful