Naturopathic Quesadillas - You Suck at Cooking (episode 67)
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The easiest way to get healthy and stay healthy is to eat naturopathic quesadillas at every single meal for the rest of your life.
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Recipe: put all that stuff inside a tortilla and cook it.
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My friend swirled his beans counterclockwise and now he's gone missing.
Did he take out the toxic toxins tho?
He has angered the elder being known as "ysac"
He fukin dead
forget about him.
@@CheeseYourself don't worry, i have
damnit, forgot to put the filters up and now my living room is full of coffee...
you AMATEUR
YSAC I have a question. Does coffee have any harmful effects when it enters your house?
The Mad Hacker I forgot the magnets and *D I E D*
happens to the best of us :(
and this is a problem?
I just realized that the past life regression was from episode 13 and I'm shook at the level of continuity this guy has.
megakiller999 I mean the pepper definitely wasn’t roasted in that episode but maybe YSAC used a naturopathic simulation to roast the pepper.
@@justinxin8415 yeah in episode thirteen the Green (iirc) pepper exposed the yellow pepper for being super mean to everyone before the yellow pepper got roasted
I love how this is a conversation that multiple people understand 🤣🤣🤣🌶
Gently like the video and then smash it against the wall
AwesomePaperWork Always.
nice
*Video turns into demontisization.*
God damnit.
This video would’ve been perfect if it weren’t for Devon’s negative voice vibrations. I’d say he needs some acupuncture.
SurferTurnip And GOOD acupuncture can only be done with aluminum baseball bats.
damn it Devon!
SurferTurnip mm true
He forgot to smudge
I agree, some ocular acupuncture would really help with his toxic gaze as well.
That cupping part was hilarious. :D And I don't know why, but I couldn't stop laughing at the tape sticking to the gloves
Warcraft 3 TH-camr found! Hi.
Glad to see you also have the cooking fever!
Any Warcraft 3 cooking minigames out there? Either sarcastic or not is fine.
Oh my gosh me too haha! 😂
Abelhawk they did that because in the past people ate them in lead plates so the tomato would be toxic
I think that "cupping device" is some weird kind of sex toy. And ugh, I hope he cleans that bathtub at 2:23
The answer to what you didn’t know: you found it funny
"Keep in mind that toxins are toxic."
Never stop learning, kids! 😂
ElyssaAnderson, it's biohazard material.
The more you know
ElyssaAnderson the more you know
you learn something new every day
60 seconds is one minute in Africa
I just realised- you're HowToBasic's more eloquent, sophisticated brother.
LudicrouslyLiam this guy really is the opposite of howtobasic.
Less insane.
LudicrouslyLiam with story
@@im_aleey eehhhhhhhh debatable.
You are a genius
I read it as "necrophilia quesadillas" and was a little worried...
Regular ordinary Swedish meal time
Wait wh-
i read it as NARUTOpathic quesadillas. not sure if that's better or worse
i thought it was neuropathic quesadillas
I read necropatic quesadillas
Goddammit, YSAC, there truly are no words to express how much I love you.
Aww! =-)
Entropy forgot to switch accounts?
@@gartblart3330 lol
Maybe, hatred? Jk
@@gartblart3330 i think hes reacting to the heart reacting ysac reacted with, making you reacting with this assumption you reacted with a useless reaction.
"Because Magnets"
I swear I see you everywhere. Especially donut media!
You fucking ruined the no comment streak
How do they work
@@Abudzin magic
@@Abudzin Because magnets
That ending is very appropriate just about now, April 2020.
but his tub is not clean
I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD
i CAME as soon as i heard ;)
Nawnii ALL THE WAY FROM LONDON, DAMN
William wang ANGELICA! THANK GOD SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS WHAT IM STRUGGLING HERE TO DO!
KewlKez I'm not here for you...
OOOOOOH
This dudes sarcasm level is too damn high
Not as high as the cholesterol levels
mariel ivana i see u everywhere
mariel ivana he is high on that good good
COME ON, TARS!
Ikr
Mom: Wow! Where did you learn to make quesadillas?
Me: It’s complicated.
This episode was so beautiful
Dé-Vonté Hunte it physically hurts
Eldridge Rosario No it’s not
Dé-Vonté Hunte please don't say what is and what isn't beautiful that is condescending
Dé-Vonté Hunte
Dé-Vonté Hunte
B
You dispose the toxic tomato according to governmental standards for nuclear waste. Good !
It's best to be safe.
I liked this video so much that I watched it two times. I'm even thinking of giving it a thumbs up, but since our relationship is rather new, I don't want to come across as too intense by rushing it. I might look at another one of your videos, though, after my foot zone therapy session is over and I've re-aligned my chakras with my chi.
Can’t like, sorry
I was in my hospitality class today and we were told to write up a cooking plan, I was writing away and out of nowhere I legit wrote down to "wangjangle" the tomato sauce... my teacher read it and she was so confused and asked me out loud infront of the entire class what "wangjangling" was :')
Hahaha
You Suck At Cooking was a good day❤️
been there, done that. kinda. was cooking with the gf when i asked her to wangjangle the food in the pan... such a dumbfounded look lol
Just tell her, "It's like giving your ingredients a good wrassle, but instead of random directions, wangjangling is usually done in a circular motion."
maxpower700 haha it's very wierd if you haven't heard it before
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You Suck At Cooking where is the ending song man I love those :(
I'm starting to think you're backyard has the entrance to Wonderland
I wonder... Did you went out and bought all that weird stuff like the crystal and the "cupping" suction thing just for this video, or did you already had them lying around the house because you is secretly Shirley MacLaine... O_o?
always when i have no food, WHY GOD OF COOKING.... why
You Suck At Cooking what about a retoxifing meal?
So my mom came home stressed from work today and I felt bad. So I offered to make dinner. She was floored. I do not cook. Nor do I ever cook. But I was offering to make dinner so she could relax.
She accepted. With confusion.
I followed this recipe and just added some chicken.
Thank you sir you made my mom v happy today… or at least once I stopped smashing food against the wall.
Glad there is finally a video that show cases Naturopathic cocking correctly
CezaMVO Ikr, I feel like a fool after cocking people the regular way for so long!
Well I still haven’t found someone that can spell correctly
CezaMVO I liked only cuz u said cocking
CezaMVO
I love to cock
I try to cock every day, I love cocking
Pretty brave to bathe in homeopathic hot sauce like that. But after Devin ruined everything, what else were you supposed to do, really. Much love, Brother YSAC.
I didn't really have a choice.
Where tf do you live man. I want caves outside my house
Jake Ball this looks a lot like Cuyahoga Valley National Park in Ohio, but I’m also very curious
The dude has caves, fields, streams, oceans, deserts and forests right on his doorstep, he must live in a dimensional rift or something
Joseph Haver He’s definitely Canadian.
@@awesomepossomyay I actually thought the same thing
I know this comment is from 7 months ago but I’m pretty sure he’s Canadian, Southern Ontario to be specific. I recognize some of the places in some videos such as Lake Ontario and the brands he uses are Canadian.
onion + oven but pronounced as onion = 4th wall starts breaking
smøl acc He broke it
wtf is an oven
He broke the simulation
smøl acc
*THERE WAS NEVER A 4TH WALL*
*YOU BROKE THEM ALL*
Salty OllieTM oops
I love this man
I dont even make any of this stuff. I just watch it cuz its hillarious
Same
Honestly, if you can figure out what's BS & what's legit, these recipes look like they would work really well!
@@bekahw8704 they all work well. You just have to skip what is obviously bs, or maybe leave in some of it for good measure. Cooking is delicately between art and science, so you can go mad with power and don´t ask if you *should* do it, while at the same time express your inner self through culinary chaos.
the perfect storm
@@bekahw8704 The direct directions are in le description if you didn't know :)
My brain can not handle how funny this is. Like.....this is amazing.
jumpergirls I absolutely agree 100% this is absolutely incredible absolutely absolutely absolutely
jumpergirls clean your bathtub
SHUT UP. Your negative voice vibrations ruin everything.
HeyyBrey well you’re even more amazing
What a great life hack with the coffee filters! I live in an area that gets a lot of coffee and its always coming through my screens! You're a lifesaver!
Sooo annoying!
You must be in seattle. Lol
Haha how did you know!?
That last scene seems more relevant these days than it ever did back then...
YSAC, My Lord, welcome back 🙏
ty my child
What gracious delicacies will you bestow upon us next my lord?
Hey! I got a boner when I heard of his return too, alright. I just had the decency to flip it behind my belt buckle.
I love this channel! I'd love to see you do something on the grill!
Teach him how to stimulate the grills flavor enhancers
He did do those weird ravioli things on the grill once
There’s an episode on pirogies.
Like full-on MEAT! ;)
Ballistic BBQ i really should not be watching your videos, as i am hungry and have not gotten any groceries yet..... : /
"Then we'll rinse that off and throw it against the wall to express any residual anger we might have been holding on to"
Gotta love this guy😂😂
The sequel to transcendental granola we didn't know we needed
Dude, you just get better and better and better. Its like when you upload an video, my so keeps it till we can lay down in bed toghether have our glass of wine and yell "LETS PRESS PLAAAAAYYYY" and go to our place of hapiness. Thank you for making us laugh!
Awww that’s totally cute and amazing!
What kind of wine?
Amy Hggs koflarti pi shpije me hjeqe
Naturopathic flavor meridian Merlot of course.
If this isn't the cutest thing ever
I loved the part where you sung the monophonic gregorian chant.
It wasn't what I was expecting when he said Gregorian chant but it still made me crack up. Then again it does sound like a psalm straight tone. Definitely loved the harmony going on.. sounded very eastern (Byzantine came to mind) but hey, Catholic does mean universal.
I swear I always look forward to the comments on these videos as much as the actual videos 😂
People here are the best 👍
Same :)
Aimy Sunny maybe if you keep reading you can fit in
If it aint funny, it aint healed. We haz a healthy.
Don't forget to make sure that your ovens turbo-encabulator has a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings are in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter should consist simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling is effectively prevented.
Also check that the main winding is of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, with every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the "up" end of the grammeters.
If you find any of those are missing/broken. Please go purchase a new turbo-encabulator. Remember that newer turbo-encabulators have now reached a high level of development, and they're being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, they may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration.
I prefer my winding are of the normal lotus-o-theta placed in panendermic boloid slots of the stator, the little difference make it much better quality than the ones you suggested. Sure it could cause some nasty gravity unweilding but you know, a good craftsmen knows when to blame their tools. I hope once the new model comes out they adress this. I've have to replace my hydrocoptic marzlevanes four times.
LOL
just found this channel recently, and this may be my favorite episode!
binging it whenever I can
I love that you added the authentic quesadilla, that’s what I grew up eating!
So gooooood
My video glitched and cut to some weird dude in a bath tub, so what do i do after putting the onion in the onion. Do i put the onion to 450 to cook the onion
Now you put on a protective suit and gloves and get in the bath.
Onion should be set to approximately three-funion
lysolmax thank you
Your video didn't glitch, it was just the universe folding into itself. You're probably dead or in a parallel plane by now.
DO NOT PUT THE ONION IN THE ONION
Not putting the tomato toxins in Devin's pillowcase means you secretly care about Devin
"Clockwise sacred spiral hydro swirl"...absolutely magnificent.
Every time the intro plays I feel insulted
I hate u
Mars Bars N7
Mars Bars it isn't an insult,your fine
You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck
Mars Bars 🤫🤫🤫
"I need a Tyvek suit, some mood stickers, hotsauce, and a purple onion. Don't ask questions. Just ring it up."
*clockwise sacred spiral hydro swirl*
Diluting stuff in homeopathy makes the mixture stronger, so you basically turned a whole ocean into super potent hot sauce :S
I'll never understand how decreasing the active ingredient makes it stronger. Like, why would someone believe that?
@@thesunflowerseedenthusiast2481 Because vaccines are bad, 9/11 was an inside job, and the earth is flat.
Those are probably the same peoples that use homeopathy.
Ah, but it makes it stronger in the opposite direction of the original substance. I haven't checked, but the ocean is probably so mild now you can't even taste the salt anymore.
Naaa it would be minty
Cos mint has the chemical that your young detects cold with in it as apose to hot
You know I had my doubts about this channel but after watching a few, i have to say I'm feeling a bit one with the universe. I think I'll go on a nature walk and tune my chakras...by eating quesadillas
People like you make the world a better place. Great quesadilla skills too.
Whenever I require cheering-up, this is where I come. Thanks guys. I love you.
"We're gonna take another pan and spray it with some chemicals because being too healthy can make you sick." You never cease to make me laugh.
THE EGG STORY
IM HOOKED
PLEASE
Bowl Of Carrots 69 likes
BLESS ME WITH THAT UPLOAD
Oh yeah! This solar system-local quesadilla tastes *way* better than that one I got from Kepler-B37I6E!
im never going there again! Last time i got bell peppers in one of kepler b37i6e's planets they were full of human teeth inside them.
😐☝️
😑✊
Kepler 452 b ingredients are ok,but Earth ingredients are best. Also,Earth is best for finding the ingredients in the first place. (of course this is a joke)
@@chicoscience502 I mean, ANY time you bite something, it's now full of teeth. Like, unless you have a REALLY aggressivly proactive dentist.
I... I found my will to live.
Aby Calago sameeeeee
Same
Where???..... can you put a time mark I need it
My will to live is where my dad is.... nowhere to be found
Super great! Bet you're hungry...
My mouth just came
MetikMan j
Only your mouth?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i really hope you mean your mouth walked up to you and not "the other thing".
That's called salivating
This is the worst thing I've ever read in my entire life. Congrats.
**When you watch a cooking video**
Oh, man I'm so lazy I'm never going to do this.
**When you watch a comedy cooking video:**
*Screaming while you empty the fridge*
Drop everything, he uploaded!
me: "im not watching any youtube vids during class today"
YSAC: *uploads*
me: "well... tomorrows another day"
This is probably my favorite video of his cause its so chill
that was a freakin nipple suction device! Didnt know you were into that stuff man. right on.
Right on man.
cptjfike xD
How do you know that it’s a bit weird
I thought it was a hijama kit!
It’s actually a cupping device. You go to where ever you get cupping done, and they use this device on your back.
FINALLLLLYYYYYY ugh i love you thank you thank you a billion times over
I've been watching my notifications like a hawk..... When I saw that he uploaded. I clicked faster than Pimblokto could say "Good Job, Everybody." x'D
The feel you have when you can binge watch YSAC and Binging with babish video at the same time
Poetic yet comedic.
I love it
I don't know what I stumbled into...but I'm enjoying everything about this channel. Devon....stop it.
me whenever i drink: "with some chemicals because being too healthy can make u sick"
smøl acc I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
Is hydrogen a chemical?
Abdan Syakuro vodka
Meel thanks
What is one of the best ways to kill viruses and bacteria? You use alcohol. Vodka works best.
Where the fuck do you even live? Beaches, Lakes and mountains. Must be wonderful
Guilherme is he Canadian?
Any where near the pacific coast in either of the Americas, I'd guess.
California specifically has everything from bone dry desserts to snowy mountains and everything in-between.
Oregon?
Another planet, obviously better than earth
Stardew Valley, obviously :D
"This will also keep any coffee from entering the kitchen as well"
You are my favorite comedian
😂😂😂😂
I'm healed after watching this.
Genji?
Is Devon certified to do reflexology? I mean, negative voice vibrations can only be negative if there is a negative flow of chi circulating in the body. How can he help you when he needs all the help he can get?
Really good point.
just found these and gun to my head can’t stop watching I love it
How can you possibly narrate your videos without laughing?
I can't. I just form the laughs into words.
You're thinking of Pimblokto.
Oh yeah, you're right.
Easy, they're not funny.
2:43 OMG ITS H💿L💿 😱😭 the beautifulness
3:35 has 'shut up, heather' energy.
Can you do a non-sequitur falafel recipe please?
Your negative voice vibrations ruin everything, Devin.
ZOMBIE DOG! KILL IT BEFORE IT INFECTS THE INTERNET WITH BORKS!
3:47 cows aren't from our solar system? I knew it!
It all make sense now!
i missed you!!!
I missed you too.
alison99554 ...oh me too!😳
I missed both of you
You Suck At Cooking I miss you too
Glad we could all get back together again.
Whenever i watch your vids i always get stressed by the amount of cleaning you’d have to do after filming
Same.
If you wanna see worse i suggest the channel HowtoBasic. Watch his videos at your own risk. I've warned you xD
Solo Angel
Lmao I was gonna say the same
Watching this with no sound at 4AM so i won't wake anybody up...
Lmao, I'm so confused rn.
I live for these videos
You're one of the best creators on TH-cam
hey ysac. i'm a fan of your videos. i decided to make this but modify it. i really just subtracted some of the ingredients like the onion and bell pepper. i did keep the black beans and tomato. i put mexican cheese as well. turned out really good, thanks so much!
0:25 sounds like a Portland Oregon problem
“You can put the onion inside the onion”
I didn't get the ending. Am I missing something?
he calls his oven the onion and entered the matrix when they combined. lol
KC the KPop Legend ahahaha I didn't know he calls his oven that!
During one of the early vids, he did it by accident, now its a running gag.
During the Great Depression people used their bacon grease to bake with so there's that. Bacon chocolate pie, bacon cookies, bacon strawberry cake. Yum...
As a Mexican I would say your Mexican version is spot on expect it wasn't accompanied by a spicy green sauce. Yeah that's right i said green. Red salsa is disgusting and you should be ashamed if you think its better then green salsa.
Love the Herdez green salsa. Does that count?
Bullshit Salsa Roja is amazing.
Wait green salsa? That's a thing
You also forgot that two tortillas is not a quesadilla but a sincronizada
CezaMVO green Chile salsa is the best. Red salsa okay but NOT as good as green.
Are you insane? Putting that onion in your onion caused a small tare in the universe. I'm concerned that the scientist at the cern super collider will find out and enter a 3rd or 4th dimension of a parallel universe. I just hope they don't see this, for your sake and ours the future of mankind depends on it.
I swear it was spelled tear before... but I looked it up and the correct definition was tare. Maybe we need to put more onions in onions to reverse any adverse side effects.
Obi Wan Shanobi blue
this has to be one of the best cooking shows ive ever incounterd
SPOILER: It's a really good video
Damnit Daniel.
You Suck At Cooking haha sorry man
well now what's the point of watching it
The amount of impressive BS phrases in this video is astounding.
You know, 4 years later, it still holds up.
My breakfast! But with more chili 🌶 peppers and less needles. Isn’t nature great?
PanlasangPinoy will always be the best Pinoy cooking channel, kid
*MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Yeah, but is he funny.
Pierce The Potato It is a great channel - I just close my eyes whenever he uses Knorr. We don’t by cook with Knorr.
The sad thing is that heaven only lasts for 4 minutes.
For some reason i found comfort and happiness in this video. Its those naturopathic vibes bruh
b e q u i e t d e v i n
I followed your recipe. ... Let's just say, I'm chakra'd how well it turned out...
"Now the whole ocean is homeopathic hotsauce." Oh god, too good
No song NO SONG oh you got to be kidding me oh actually you bathing makes up for it.
Keep the good work up
1:28 this was far too graphic for me to watch