Fixing the most DISASTROUS account i've ever seen... | Genshin Impact
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- This account was very cursed... hope u enjoyed the review. LET ME KNOW what you think about this new editing style vs my other account reviews.
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hope u enjoy
a bit of a more chaotic account review... but fitting for a disastrous account (...and some of the scuffed characters weren't even featured in the video lmao)
LET ME KNOW what you think about this editing style compared to some of my previous reviews. Trying some new things & want your feedback!
more standard guides coming soon as well -- kuki next so stay tuned 👀
Give us more chaos!
I think zy0x is a good streamer and she puts a lot of work and time into these videos!
WOW! I'm so happy Zyox finally got a piece that he deserves he is so funny, entertaining, humble, handsome, amazing, so good at everything that he really deserved this piece because of how hard he worked for it, I am so grateful he finally got th- what the fuck , what is this? HOW? HOW? HOW? dude there's no way, there is no way we got a hundred EMIt's okay, Zyox , it's okay, calm down, it's okay, I could go swirl Xiao.
Zyox I sometimes just watch your review/artifact farming video for funzies while I play. Even 2-3 times each (the best one is 5k resin on vermillion).
Since they show how you generally move around the game, they are useful anyway. Keep going.
THE GOAT 🐐 GENSHIN STREAMERS NO CAP 🧢
"When did +8 an artifact hurt anyone"
The +8 artifacts I had to put down everytime they touched double flat Def, Atk and HP would like to have a conversation with you
tbh thats a solid rationale. double undesirable rolls is enough for me to move on
@@kadirkads bro at this point, if it rolls into a bad stat two times it garbage (for me personally(
I just use them to upgrade others
@@deezgod45 same my criteria for artifacts is so high now
Zy0x is definitely one of the genshin streamers of all time
he's definitely one of the creators out there
definitely a streamer who is tall, charismatic, good looking, et
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
@@Zy0x ADHD is one of the most common neurodevelopmental disorders of childhood. It is usually first diagnosed in childhood and often lasts into adulthood. Children with ADHD may have trouble paying attention, controlling impulsive behaviors (may act without thinking about what the result will be), or be overly active.
such a philosophical statement.
SURELY this will be a calm review video that I can put on in the background while I study :)
clueless
Yup it totally is. I studied with that calm video and now I'm a doctor
You can totally study to this, but don't call me Shirley
You can listen to this while falling asleep for asmr, do not call me Shirley again pls
Yes yes
The Spiral Abyss is one of the most effective ways [for] players [to] test out their party composition and combat strength. If we design another type of permanent endgame that is similar to the Spiral Abyss, it might end up creating excessive anxiety for our players--not everyone is interested in Musk Reef.
The Spiral Abyss is one of the most effective ways [for] players [to] test out their party composition and combat strength. If we design another type of permanent endgame that is similar to the Spiral Abyss, it might end up creating excessive anxiety for our players--not everyone is interested in Musk Reef.
The Spiral Abyss is one of the most effective ways [for] players [to] test out their party composition and combat strength. If we design another type of permanent endgame that is similar to the Spiral Abyss, it might end up creating excessive anxiety for our players--not everyone is interested in Musk Reef.
The Spiral Abyss is one of the most effective ways [for] players [to] test out their party composition and combat strength. If we design another type of permanent endgame that is similar to the Spiral Abyss, it might end up creating excessive anxiety for our players--not everyone is interested in Musk Reef.
スパイラル アビスは、プレイヤーがパーティ構成と戦闘力をテストする最も効果的な方法の 1 つです。 Spiral Abyss に似た別のタイプの永続的なエンドゲームを設計すると、プレイヤーに過剰な不安を与えることになる可能性があります。誰もが Musk Reef に興味を持っているわけではありません。
Spiral Abyss는 플레이어가 파티 구성과 전투력을 테스트하는 가장 효과적인 방법 중 하나입니다. Spiral Abyss와 유사한 다른 유형의 영구적인 최종 게임을 설계하면 플레이어에게 과도한 불안을 줄 수 있습니다. 모든 사람이 Musk Reef에 관심이 있는 것은 아닙니다.
I never get tired of the flood of OPPAs in chat whenever xiangling, national, the catch, or TTDS is mentioned.
I never understood twitch's meaning of oppa pls help I only know the korean meaning
@@tiya6135 when you type “OPPA” in chat the emote equivalent of it is the korean gamer raging smashing his keyboard as you can see at 1:26
@@skullzyy22 oh- so it is korean lol ty
Always love watching these hyper edited vids. Kinda a funny 180 when you watch these right after a guide lmaooooo
definitely one of the channels on youtube
Zyox never fails to dissapoint, he is always a content creator
Imagine the last Genshin character we get is claymore-user that scales on hp that basically needs The Bell, that would be funny
It would
Hydro claymore user.... we believe!
Their artifact luck is actually insane
Probably just spent all of their resin farming artifactsz so characters/weapons/talents arent levelled up.
Watched wrong kind of guides
@@XnathOW that's probably what he did xd
@@XnathOW hey at least they guarantee improvement after upping thei talent
@@monke-mk5 Yeah, thats why thats the logical priority x)
@@XnathOW literally me before zy0x guides cuz who needs guides i can play the game by myself /j
"Don't ever level The Bell."
*Me, who levelled it to 70 mid game*
sad
Why
@@destroyinghaters I had no clue how the game worked and I thought the shield was good for Diluc lmao
Same
Oh my god Zyox. Not only did I know that you were already tall, humble, charismatic, funny, entertaining, and just... good overall, that you deserve this piece, but now, I really can see... you getting rewarded for once, when every other time you've been unlucky
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lament
@@yhiixa5114 its a running joke vro
Here’s a tip that made me enjoy the game a lot more: Energy recharge. I find it so annoying and unfun to have to constantly farm energy for burst instead of being able to spam them on cooldown. It’s a trade off, some damage for er but yeah imo it’s made the game much more enjoyable for me
I feel like a lot of people forget that Beidou's shield scales off HP, The Bell still sucks on her but she does still have some HP scaling
bruh zy0x and zajef are literally the only genshin content creators that can make burst into tears laughing within the first 30 seconds of a video holy shit😂
I like how the "most disastrous account" he's ever seen has waaaaaaaaay better artifacts than the hobo hand-me-down artis my sad excuse for an account has. 🤣 FML
Yeah same I’ve only got one character with a fully built artifact set and even then her crit rate is like at 44 to a crit damage of 88% far worse than most of the characters showcased
real
One thing you forgot to mention but I think is important: STAMINA, please farm the Anemoculi and Geoculi and get your stamina to max.
zyox: "never level the bell."
me back when I was unaware of how the game worked: *levels the bell to lvl 60* 🤡🤡
I literally thought this was my comment cuz I did the exact I swear the exact thing. I thought yoo this looks good on Razor 🤡
I had a level 90 Bell that I regularly used until I started watching zyox 🤡
@@arindoesstuff2422 How did that go?🤡
@@Nash_Aurora really great, definitely recommend it if you want to be stuck on floor 10 of the abyss for several months 🤡😭
@@arindoesstuff2422 I'm stuck on 11-2 tho 😭🤡
0:04 “I have to be normal” things went downhill from there…
It's so weird that they're AR 55 with several 5 stars and yet it seems they barely have gacha 4 stars weapons
I Guess this person trashed any 4 Star weapons that didn't have phys dmg substat xD
@@MelonLight222 Literally. I'm AR 58 without stringless, fav lance, rainslasher, rust, and lions roar.
Funny how the only thing I get is 4 star weapons
Ar 56 still no fav sword, rust
@@ostrich6175 same ar58 no stingless
@@mangshu21 I was building Fischl and trying to decide a weapon, and when he suggested stringless and I said I didn't have it, he was like "uh open your weapons"
BRO YOU THINK I HAVEN'T LOOKED?
You fooled me into thinking they built physical Xiao 💀✋
If you have or pulling for Raiden, go get The Catch. I was lazy to get it and don't like fishing but the Fishing Line Stabilizer from Mondstadt fishing guy really helps to fish, it's a new addition since version 3.0 I think. The more fish you get, the more effective it becomes. It helps to get the fishing gauge to not go down even when you're not in the ideal tension zone when fishing.
You also can get the R5 The Catch in one day by randomly go to other people world and ask them nicely. They usually give it. It takes about 8-10 people to get your fish to refinements to rank 5.
Hope this kinda help. Go get your R5 The Catch!
Zy0x in videos: Chil person who talks about character builds
Zy0x on streams: chaotic and crazy Pearson energy
why is zyox so helpful and friendly in his guides and a complete meme lord in anything else
Me: Guess I need to get the Catch
Also me: *hides my Lv. 60 Noelle equipped with a Lv. 60 Bell*
"Even her doesn't use it"
Guys I think Zy0x actually forgot how to speak
I love how he explains it as he goes through, instead of just saying, "Do this instead. This is better."
Zy0x in normal video: furious as hell.
Also in tutorial video: calm like hell
I think my acc is worse-
help me- SAME
@@itzjustmelody watch zyox's character guide
Mr Socks fixing accounts cause he can't fix Xiao's height.
I know a lot of players hates fishing which is why a lot doesnt have the catch. My tip is, don't rush it. Fish when you can. Mark the location you specifically needed. And you'll eventually get it. Maybe in a week or two. You dont need to pressure yourself. Who knows? You might even like it.
The editing is immaculate, Zei you're amazing
As someone who has followed you since March (not too long but that’s when I started this game) I think you are one of the best Genshin CC’s. I would love more than anything for you to review my account. I haven’t done floors 10-12 of Abyss (not sure if I’m strong enough or not), but really want to be able to complete them. So far up to 9 I have gotten all stars first go around and I would hate to break that streak. If I’m having a bad day (having quite a bit of them lately with receiving bad medical news) I will watch your streams/past streams on Twitch. You ALWAYS make me laugh which is tough to do sometimes. Anyway… I would LOVE more than anything for you to review my account but with all the medical debt lately I can’t afford you. Lol. Maybe one of these days
today in coop I saw Raiden with Def sands.. this is for sure NOT a disastrous account:')
Seen a venti with def goblet and hp sands, for sure there is worse out there
This player has better artifacts than me even though I actually try to build my characters.
they should make another "The Bell" weapon but a sword for Nilou maybe even an entire set for Zhongli as well
For whatever reason, when I saw the thumbnail, the song "I Can't Decide" by Scissor Sisters popped into my head...
🌸😌It would be of great work and sheer strength of will this day, that even an account betwixt deepest pits of despair, could be show the way forward into the light.😌🌸
The way the gun slips into my mouth when that player is using crescent pike on Xiao 💀
zy0x has most entertaining and funny account reviews i swear
Me: sees Xingqius er requirements
Also me: *looks at my 250% er Xingqiu with sac sword*
It always baffles me how different Streamer Zyox and Guide Zyox are, like I'm watching someone with a split personalities 😂 love the energy my guy!
not the dori slander 😭😭😭
3:08 I leveled my R5 Bell just so it would be the same level as all my other claymores. I didn’t get a character who could use them until Dori
Just reached Ar45 not long ago and I'm trying to build characters, seriously people was right when say Ar45-49 is the most stressful and painful time during your journey. I currently trying to build like 2 5* because they come home so late and I didn't prepare her them, Most of my characters are not even lv60 just because I ran out of books and artifacts all the time 😢
I already setted out a plan on characters building, and it will took FOREVER :')
Is it me or is this person’s xiao taller than zyox’s xiao?
yeah zy0x got a special version because he’s so short
Your Xiaos are dependant on your own height, so if you're toiny...I'm sorry...😐
That Xiangling sand is insane, I never have that much CV on a single piece, damn.
Zy0x is the type of guy that puts ice on his soup to make it colder
Never played this game but why is that character with green hair so much shorter than the other characters?
he is calcium intolerant
This video is a masterpiece of editing, acting and genshin account management
DISASTROUS AHAHAh youtube frogs didnt get to see my diluc :/ Great content it's been fun, ty for the advice!!
I would trust this dude with my life in terms of fixing my account, any advice I'd 100% believe and go with in a heartbeat
i think i get why beidou was using bell, it's cos her shield scales off of hp
Zy0x is easily the best genshin content creator
so true
“a lot of accounts have the problem of spreading themselves too thin” yes very true (i say this while I built nearly all of my characters… Traveler, Collei, Albedo, Heizou, Raiden, Sara, Amber, Keqing and Barbara left…)
“Don’t ever level The Bell”
It was my only 4 star claymore for like my first 2 months of playing so it’s lvl 70 and on my Dori
This is literally me.
IDK WHAT TO DO😭
Actual casual player so this is why hoyo scare that player have anxiety
12:48 is actually so funny I replayed like 10 times
i really like the way u show which stat is what even tho u zoom in, rlly good for a big portion of the viewers, even for me even tho ik which stat is showns where cuz its just a bit more relaxing to watch
the account owner clearly spent a lot of time farming artifacts, but not much else....some killer pieces and all the right sets on people, but then didn't level the people or the weapons
most disastrous account has some really cracked artifacts.. If thats disastrous than mine is avenger level threatening fr
FINALLY A NON GUIDE YT VIDEO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR UR CHAOS TO BE UPLOADED ON TH-cam ZY0X
my account is probably the only one where the built Xingqiu is never used 🗿
Your editor is actually the goat
I remember having Cresent pike on Xiao when I first got him. Now he has bc pole. Can't wait for a good 5 star spear.
Those are the kind of players that complain content is too hard when 80% of their units have below minimum investment jeez
Editor appreciation comment the skills r good u make the vid fun
i recently got raiden and put favonius lance on her while farming for the catch. and seeing zy0x's reaction on this person's raiden with the favonius lance... made me want to get the catch faster lmao 😭
If he saw my account he would cry and chat would be roaring me so bad 😢
There are also players who don't have polearm charecters lvled.
Like using only-bows/only-catalists teams.
(not me. I play Dehya)
This is actually helpful to me as well, I'm trying floor 12 for the first time and my second team suuucks
This man shouldn't see my account. Its beyond repair. xD
Lol Zy0x said "Rational Team" instead of National Team. And it still makes sense and applies
because national with raiden is called raiden national or rational in short
@@4cpswarrior856 ah that makes sense too
I had a LVL 90 Bell before I finally decided to look up how to properly play this game.
It is not a bad account. It just needs more work. I can't remember how mine was in ar 55
when zy0x is infected with ten ten virus
zy0x : says catch x 10, xiangling x10
i have 200 sanctificing essence and 400+ sanctifing unction . i never had to use it just collect. every time i farm artifact i get trash ones and just use those.
The way the camera followed the polearms got me rolling😂
Yes, time to inject some account fixing straight into my bloodstream. Thank you, ZyOx!
me sitting back with my R2 Lvl 90 bell back from the days when I didnt know how to build characters so I kept dying and needed the dhield for survival
I can't be bothered getting the catch its not worth my time. So i don't have the catch.
lil bro thinks hes tall 💀
i didnt know you were so humble gentle ,handsome ,intelligent, tall strong ,charismatic AND also giving??? truly the most streamer ever.
This account's stamina bar is as short as Xiao and Zy0x 12:32
I haven’t been playing for a year and I’m so behind I’m desperately in need of
help 💀
I might make a Def/Def/Def 4pc Husk Xiao with Black tassel to troll Zy0x
Do it
i dont understand people who dont level their xinqiu power-wise, this guy does damage than my invested dps at lv70 with harbinger of dawn and a decent crit ratio. His skill does 23k on average provided it vapes. this guy will carry you to the endgame no problem, he'll make your support feel like a dps level him up
I struggle with the resin limit. It makes farming so hard sometimes.
man that crescent pike took me OUT
There’s two things that piss Zyox off:
1: Rolling into HP
2: Someone calling Xiao short
MY ARTIFACT DELETE BY SOMEONE I'M GOING LEAVE ALL FRIEND'S ALONE
reference of the be low to go high is Nietzsche
zy0x is the sunshine after rain honestly
this editing style is amazing i prefer it to the normal the normal and seriosu editing and tone works for guides but for account revivws i think it should be funny
I actually keep forgetting to go fish and get the catch...
You're gonna need to fix my eardrums next after sounds exceeding 150 decibels blew them to shreds
Bell in 4.0: FOR FERMINET-
i was just sitting here as he says noone watching levels up THE BELL meanwhile me in the past upgrading the bell to lvl 70 for my razor since i was a razor main.
zy0x would mald when zy0x sees my diluc holding a lvl 90 r5 bell